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Okay, Grandma Bev's flight
landed two hours ago.
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We can't just wish this away.
Someone's got to go get her.
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You're making too big
a deal out of this.
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She's just gonna catch a cab,
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and all we have to do is
turn off all the lights,
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duck beneath the windowsills,
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and remain motionless for several days.
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My dad will go.
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- Mary.
- What?
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This morning, you said,
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"They'll probably make me pick up Bev".
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No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did.
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Right before you said you
hope you outlast everybody
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so you can pull all the plugs.
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Hmm.
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Hey, why don't I go pick up Bev?
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I suppose you all forgot to pick me up.
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I was a 94-year-old woman
alone at the airport.
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I had to take a rideshare.
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I could have been dragged
into a sex-trafficking ring!
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Well, if anything's gonna
put an end to sex trafficking,
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that's it.
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Hi, Nana Bev.
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Ah!
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That's a fun cactus shirt.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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Yeah, you picked something
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that inflicts pain when you touch it.
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That makes sense.
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Nana!
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Harris.
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Well, this has been a nice visit.
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Now that we're all caught up,
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DJ will take you back to the airport.
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Oh, it seems you're all too busy
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to hear about the large sum of money
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I intend to give away.
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Nice try, Nana Bev.
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This is obviously a ploy
to make us be nice to you.
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We all know you don't
control your money.
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Darlene's got power of attorney.
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You can't fool us, you old bat.
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Actually, I've already
submitted legal papers
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to remove Darlene
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and regain my control
over my own finances.
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Oh, no.
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Now what will take up
all of my spare time
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and cause my family to resent me?
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Anyway, I intend to be very generous.
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You know, Nana, the bat is considered
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the wise old owl of the
flying rodent kingdom.
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No. It's not.
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While I was in Arizona,
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I realized what really matters
in this world... family...
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the people I've loved so
dearly and for so long.
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You have another family?
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Oh, Danny.
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I just don't want to die
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with sacks of money under the bed.
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I want to use it all
now to spread happiness.
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Well, you've been doing it
the other way for so long,
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you might as well try this.
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I want to invest in the
future of this family...
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the children.
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And when I say children, I mean Mark.
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Just Mark?
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I was away for months,
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and I never heard a
peep from any of you,
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except Mark.
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Mark has been writing
me letters twice a week.
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What a suck-up.
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I would have written you a letter
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if I knew you'd give me money.
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Look, I-I'm glad
you're giving it to Mark,
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but what about the other kids?
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I don't mean to make
a big deal about this,
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but I can tell you now, um...
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Beverly Rose said her
first word the other day.
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It was...
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"I love Nana Bev".
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Really? I barely know her.
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Mark is getting money because
he's been accepted into
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"Camp of the Future".
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Oh, well, that's great.
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Is there anything else I don't know?
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Are you married? You got kids?
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I didn't tell you because I knew
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you couldn't afford to send me.
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It's a coding camp at Northwestern.
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Mark worked hard to get
himself into that camp,
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and I'm going to give him
$5,000 to cover his tuition.
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Wow! Thank you!
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This is completely unfair, Nana.
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Oh, you'll be fine.
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You have a pretty face and a nice shape.
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If you learn to talk a little less,
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you'll land a man
who'll take care of you.
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Well, that's a bunch of crap.
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Mark's gonna land a
man before I ever do.
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"The Conners" is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Hey, can I talk to you
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- for a moment?
- Uh... Uh...
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Look, I do really appreciate
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that you gave Mark the money,
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but I want to talk to you about Harris.
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Oh, I know all about Harris.
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She lost her job,
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and then her friend, the Weed Hoe,
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threw her out,
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and now she's sweeping up bits of skin
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at a seedy tattoo parlor.
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It's not seedy.
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It's at the farthest
end of the strip mall
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next to Massage Envy.
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And this is more than
just a job for Harris.
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I mean, the artist
there says she has talent
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and she would do great in tattoo school.
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Tattoos?
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You don't need school for that.
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All you need is a drunken sailor
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and something sharp to poke him with.
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I think it would be fair if
you gave both kids $5,000.
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I've seen your accounts.
I know you have it.
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It's my money.
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$5,000 or nothing at all.
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Fine. Have it your way. $5,000 for each.
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It's not a Bugs Bunny cartoon, Darlene.
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Alright, uh, if you can
only give it to one, then...
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I mean, I guess you
should give it to Harris.
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Tattooing is a real career.
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She could make, like, $100,000 a year
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and have her own business someday.
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Mark's only 12, and he's got time.
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Harris really needs the help right now.
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Well, I suppose if she can make
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a real living with this,
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I have to think about it.
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I appreciate that.
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Truth be told, I have a small tattoo.
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I got it the day the
Japanese surrendered.
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I can't show you
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because now-a-days,
it's considered "racist".
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But you might see it
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if I ever need help getting off the pot.
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So, Anne-Marie says I
gotta take the probiotics.
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Now, a month ago, she was riding
me to finish my antibiotics.
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I wish she'd make up her damn mind.
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That's why we stay single, right, Dan?
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We take what pills we
want to when we want to.
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He's single because he wants to be.
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You're single because
all the women in the world
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had a meeting.
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So, uh, any word from Louise, Dan?
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She's on tour. That's all I know.
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Man, I'd love to catch
her band sometime.
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She's playing two nights in Springfield,
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then she hits Peoria for a day,
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Champaign for a college gig,
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and that's where
they're putting "Proud Mary"
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back in the set list.
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I thought you unfollowed her
on Instagram when she left.
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I tried, but I'm no good at that.
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I ended up following six more Louises.
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Oh, this Louise is redoing her kitchen.
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She decided on this gray
tile that looks like wood.
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Ah.
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That does warm up the space.
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So, which is the real Louise?
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Wow! You let her get away?
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You? Her?
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This woman's beautiful.
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This is the kind of photo
the uggos post online
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to catfish hotties like me.
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She's not just good-lookin',
she's a great person.
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Unfortunately, it didn't work out.
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I'm okay with that.
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I'm fine on my own.
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Old men don't do well on their own, Dan.
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All I'm saying is I've
seen you with Louise, Dan.
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You guys are #couplegoals.
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Well, uh, I don't know
what the hell that means,
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but I think I know
what Dan's problem is.
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I think he's afraid of being
disappointing in the sack.
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I don't think there's a problem there.
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My mom and dad had a very active
and unnaturally loud sex life.
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This is not... This is different.
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Your dad was with your mom for 45 years.
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It's got to be a little scary
starting up with someone new.
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Oh, don't worry, Dan.
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There's less pressure these days.
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Women know what they
want and how to get it.
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I've been asked to step out
of the room multiple times.
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What are you doing here?
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I had to see the drain
my money went down.
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Was this really worth
breaking up the family for?
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Well, I was hoping it
would break up the family,
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but here you are.
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- Hi, Nana Bev. Here's some tea.
- Ah.
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So, they've got you working here, too?
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Well, I like helping out.
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Oh, I want to show you this brochure
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for the coding camp.
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When we're finished,
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we'll have our own app and video game.
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That sounds lovely.
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But you shouldn't get ahead of yourself.
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What do you mean?
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You should know your mother asked me
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to give your money to Harris.
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What?
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Why would she do that?
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She feels that Harris needs it more.
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She's very emphatic.
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That's not fair.
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Well, that's between you
and your mother, isn't it?
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I got to go.
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No one's taken my
order, and I'm starving.
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Do you mind if I have your pickle?
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Oh, it's a Dill.
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I prefer a Bread and Butter.
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You can have it back.
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Hey, Mark. Who makes a better cover...
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stabby meth lady or heroin Easter bunny?
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Nana Bev told me that you asked her
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to give my camp money to Harris.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe her.
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No, look, I told her to give
both of you money,
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and she said only one
of you could get it.
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A-And Harris is really
struggling lately.
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Oh, really? I hadn't heard.
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It's just the only thing
you ever talk about!
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You're such a sucker for all her BS.
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W-Wait. I understand why
you're mad, honey, okay?
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But this is a really
critical moment for Harris.
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She's finally figured out
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what she wants to do with her life
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after being lost for so long.
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O-Okay, let me make sure I understand.
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I came to you saying all I ever hear is,
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"Poor Harris, poor Harris".
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And you defended yourself
by saying, "Poor Harris".
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Okay, yeah, I just heard it.
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Uh-huh.
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But you know what?
Maybe you can go next summer.
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I can save a little,
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and I-I bet they have scholarships.
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You're so smart and talented,
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I am sure that you'll qualify.
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You always say that
I'm so smart and talented
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and that things will work out.
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What if they don't?
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You never think about me.
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Oh, Mark, of course I do.
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Harris doesn't even need tattoo school.
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Tell her to make more pot cookies.
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Then she can go to prison
261
00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,821
and learn how to make tattoos there.
262
00:11:54,274 --> 00:11:57,308
You don't go to prison
for weed anymore, idiot.
263
00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,443
What's your problem?
264
00:11:58,445 --> 00:12:01,245
Mom told Nana Bev to give you my money.
265
00:12:01,247 --> 00:12:03,782
Really? Aw, thanks, Mom.
266
00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:07,585
I'm used to not getting
things I deserve,
267
00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:09,787
but this is the first
time I've had something
268
00:12:09,789 --> 00:12:11,756
and you've taken it away.
269
00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:19,530
You know, you've been out
here working on that bike
270
00:12:19,532 --> 00:12:21,632
since 1988.
271
00:12:21,634 --> 00:12:23,234
Is it ever gonna be done?
272
00:12:23,236 --> 00:12:25,536
It's not about finishing,
273
00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:28,639
it's about the zen of...
Oh, how should I put this?...
274
00:12:28,641 --> 00:12:31,243
not talking to you guys.
275
00:12:32,278 --> 00:12:34,964
DJ told us you left the
poker game last night
276
00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:36,422
because the guys were going on
277
00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:38,449
about you...
278
00:12:38,451 --> 00:12:40,585
having sex with Louise.
279
00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:42,653
If I had done paper instead of scissors,
280
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,021
Darlene would be here.
281
00:12:45,492 --> 00:12:49,026
It wasn't about... that.
282
00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:50,595
That's not why I left.
283
00:12:50,597 --> 00:12:51,730
Oh, thank God.
284
00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:54,632
So, what's going on?
285
00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:57,294
The guys were talking
about how bad I screwed up,
286
00:12:57,296 --> 00:12:59,370
and they're right.
287
00:12:59,372 --> 00:13:01,540
I miss her, okay? I miss Louise.
288
00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:04,041
That's not a bad thing.
289
00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:05,476
Yes, it is,
290
00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:07,645
because every time I think about
291
00:13:07,647 --> 00:13:09,281
the things I'd be doing with her...
292
00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:11,297
going to concerts,
bowling a few games...
293
00:13:11,299 --> 00:13:12,850
anything fun,
294
00:13:12,852 --> 00:13:16,677
I feel guilty because I was supposed
to be doing that with your mom.
295
00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:19,769
So, you're worried that
Mom is somehow watching you,
296
00:13:19,771 --> 00:13:21,794
and if she sees you
happy with someone else,
297
00:13:21,796 --> 00:13:23,310
she'll be angry or something?
298
00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:25,732
'Cause she'd want you to be happy.
299
00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:27,467
Oh, no, no, no.
300
00:13:27,469 --> 00:13:29,936
She made it very clear
that if she went first,
301
00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:33,139
she wanted me to be miserable
for the rest of my life.
302
00:13:33,141 --> 00:13:35,542
Well, that does sound like her.
303
00:13:39,481 --> 00:13:41,581
She's here.
304
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,516
A paint can?
305
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:44,584
That's not Mom.
306
00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:46,319
Mom's more of a
307
00:13:46,321 --> 00:13:48,087
shovel-to-the-head kind of gal.
308
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:55,628
I thought it'd be
easier as time went on.
309
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,764
It's not.
310
00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,732
Yeah, I get it.
311
00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:03,169
I went through something
like this after I lost Mark.
312
00:14:03,171 --> 00:14:05,430
Right now, you think
Mom's not really dead,
313
00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:06,839
she's just not here,
314
00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:10,377
and she might walk
through that door any time.
315
00:14:12,814 --> 00:14:15,315
You're afraid that if
you commit to Louise,
316
00:14:15,317 --> 00:14:18,619
you'll be admitting
that Mom's gone forever.
317
00:14:21,089 --> 00:14:23,791
I know she's gone forever.
318
00:14:26,094 --> 00:14:28,499
Why don't you find out where
Louise's band is playing
319
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,829
and go see her?
320
00:14:29,831 --> 00:14:31,864
I messed up pretty bad.
321
00:14:31,866 --> 00:14:33,733
I'm not even sure she'd want to see me.
322
00:14:33,735 --> 00:14:37,570
You know, maybe she misses you, too.
323
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,806
There's only one way to know for sure.
324
00:14:41,343 --> 00:14:43,644
Well, I do know where she is.
325
00:14:44,746 --> 00:14:47,513
Along with six other Louises.
326
00:14:47,515 --> 00:14:49,139
Hey, one of them has a taco stand
327
00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:50,784
I might hit up on the way out.
328
00:15:01,607 --> 00:15:03,296
... with a few sunny breaks...
329
00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:05,899
Why is my bag sitting on the porch?
330
00:15:07,268 --> 00:15:09,603
It wouldn't fit in the fireplace.
331
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,431
What did I do now?
332
00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:16,275
You threw me under the bus with Mark.
333
00:15:16,277 --> 00:15:18,911
Why would you tell him
about our conversation?
334
00:15:18,913 --> 00:15:20,880
I thought he deserved to know.
335
00:15:20,882 --> 00:15:24,250
I-I can't believe I trusted you
336
00:15:24,252 --> 00:15:25,752
to keep this between us.
337
00:15:25,754 --> 00:15:27,987
God, it's so easy to be taken in by you
338
00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:31,691
when you're not wearing
your Dalmatian puppy coat.
339
00:15:31,693 --> 00:15:34,260
I trusted you first.
340
00:15:34,262 --> 00:15:37,207
You knew I didn't want the
Lunch Box to go to Jackie,
341
00:15:37,209 --> 00:15:39,966
and you gave it to her anyway.
342
00:15:39,968 --> 00:15:42,702
Oh, my God.
343
00:15:42,704 --> 00:15:45,238
So you told Mark just to punish me?
344
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,659
Did you ever stop to
think for one second
345
00:15:47,661 --> 00:15:49,041
what that might do to him?
346
00:15:49,043 --> 00:15:52,846
There's no reason for hysterics.
347
00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:58,251
After all that,
348
00:15:58,253 --> 00:16:00,052
you're still giving the money to Mark?
349
00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:01,954
Of course.
350
00:16:01,956 --> 00:16:03,790
I know which horse to put my money on,
351
00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:07,694
and it's not the horse
tattooing other horses.
352
00:16:08,997 --> 00:16:11,431
So you made Mark hate me,
353
00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:13,399
and then after getting
Harris's hopes up,
354
00:16:13,401 --> 00:16:14,901
I have to break her heart?
355
00:16:14,903 --> 00:16:16,803
Well, clearly
356
00:16:16,805 --> 00:16:20,239
you've handled the situation poorly.
357
00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,809
Get out of my house!
358
00:16:22,811 --> 00:16:25,077
You don't have a house, Darlene.
359
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:26,913
It's Dan's house.
360
00:16:26,915 --> 00:16:29,816
And I won't leave until Dan tells me to.
361
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:32,185
Dan, here's what happened.
362
00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:33,720
Get out.
363
00:16:38,282 --> 00:16:39,805
What's up?
364
00:16:39,807 --> 00:16:42,441
Oh, can everyone sit down for a moment?
365
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:45,178
There's something I need
to discuss with all of you.
366
00:16:46,314 --> 00:16:51,050
I am thinking of settling
the score with Grandma Bev.
367
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,853
I'm in. I'll get the shovel.
368
00:16:54,656 --> 00:16:57,507
Alright, I still have
her power of attorney
369
00:16:57,509 --> 00:16:58,824
until Monday morning.
370
00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:02,006
So I'm gonna pull $5,000
out of this account
371
00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:03,262
and give it to Harris.
372
00:17:03,264 --> 00:17:06,145
All I need to do is click this button.
373
00:17:06,147 --> 00:17:08,768
Am I doing the right thing?
374
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,904
Absolutely not.
375
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,929
There's no reason to stop at $5,000.
376
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,465
Clean her out.
377
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:18,844
No. I'm just taking
enough to make this right.
378
00:17:18,846 --> 00:17:22,883
Let's make it so right
she's got newspaper shoes.
379
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:27,586
Hey, criminal masterminds.
Keep your voices down.
380
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,355
Why are we ripping off Nana Bev?
381
00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:31,683
Because she was never
gonna give you the money.
382
00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:33,392
It was always going to Mark.
383
00:17:33,394 --> 00:17:34,827
Wow.
384
00:17:34,829 --> 00:17:36,629
I'm just evening things up.
385
00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:38,030
Well, I appreciate the sentiment,
386
00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:40,766
but it's not worth going to jail for.
387
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,603
You are a little small
for women's prison.
388
00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:49,508
Yeah. They would pass me
around like a bag of popcorn.
389
00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:51,977
But it's just not fair
the way she treated you.
390
00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:54,213
I mean, she deserves to be punished.
391
00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:55,581
We need to be above this.
392
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:56,849
Two wrongs don't make a right.
393
00:17:56,851 --> 00:17:59,286
Don't listen to her. She's a child!
394
00:18:00,555 --> 00:18:03,122
She doesn't understand
how the world works.
395
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,223
Eye for an eye.
396
00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:05,691
Hit the button, Darlene!
397
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,287
Hey, no, no, no, no.
398
00:18:07,289 --> 00:18:08,561
I'm not gonna do that.
399
00:18:08,563 --> 00:18:10,663
I want her to know that I forgive her.
400
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:11,697
She's my Nana.
401
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,467
I wanna become her
friend, earn her trust.
402
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,736
And then, once she leaves
me everything in her will,
403
00:18:16,738 --> 00:18:18,572
I'll take her for a
stroll in her wheelchair.
404
00:18:19,941 --> 00:18:22,675
And as I slowly push
her into Lake Michigan,
405
00:18:22,677 --> 00:18:25,979
I'll whisper that her wheelchair
backpack is filled with bricks.
406
00:18:27,048 --> 00:18:28,748
Harris, you're mad,
407
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,583
and you're not thinking clearly.
408
00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:32,652
You don't need to work
that hard. She can't swim.
409
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:42,161
Hey. How was Model UN?
410
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,664
It's hopeless, even on a model level.
411
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:47,800
I have something for you.
412
00:18:47,802 --> 00:18:49,669
Oh, great! I hope Harris likes it!
413
00:18:53,141 --> 00:18:55,308
Just look at it.
414
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,545
I thought Harris was getting the money.
415
00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:01,546
Nana Bev was always
gonna give it to you.
416
00:19:01,548 --> 00:19:02,715
She was just mad at me,
417
00:19:02,717 --> 00:19:04,583
and you got caught in the middle.
418
00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:06,029
So nothing for Harris?
419
00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:07,119
Poor Harris.
420
00:19:07,121 --> 00:19:09,722
Now I'm saying it.
421
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,792
See? It comes very naturally.
422
00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:16,262
Listen, I heard what you said earlier,
423
00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:17,630
and you're right.
424
00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:19,031
You know, you're doing so great
425
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,199
that that's probably why
426
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,768
I don't pay enough attention
to you all the time.
427
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:23,969
So, if you could jack a car
428
00:19:23,971 --> 00:19:25,204
or rob a liquor store or something,
429
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,672
remind me you're around.
430
00:19:26,674 --> 00:19:29,142
Super funny, Mom.
431
00:19:30,524 --> 00:19:32,478
I really am proud of you, you know,
432
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,614
for getting in that camp
and for how hard you work.
433
00:19:35,616 --> 00:19:37,783
I never mean to take that for granted.
434
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,219
I'm sorry.
435
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,321
Hey.
436
00:19:42,323 --> 00:19:44,123
Can I get a hug?
437
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,724
I'm not going to hold a grudge
438
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,026
because that's not healthy,
439
00:19:47,028 --> 00:19:49,728
but I'll hug you when I'm ready.
440
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,466
♪ To you only ♪
441
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:56,268
♪ Honey, you ♪
442
00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:59,972
♪ Are my shining star ♪
443
00:19:59,974 --> 00:20:02,975
♪ Don't you go away ♪
444
00:20:04,846 --> 00:20:07,447
♪ Not now, baby ♪
445
00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:11,750
♪ Wanna be ♪
446
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:15,688
♪ Right here where you are ♪
447
00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:18,558
♪ Till my dying day ♪
448
00:20:22,697 --> 00:20:24,363
Thank you!
449
00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:25,732
Good night!
450
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,168
Can I help you?
451
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:32,671
Yeah, I-I know Louise.
I'd like to say hi.
452
00:20:32,673 --> 00:20:33,974
Yeah, alright.
453
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:53,248
And since my great-granddaughter
forgave me,
454
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,091
I told her I would support her
455
00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:57,585
by patronizing your tattoo parlor.
456
00:20:57,587 --> 00:20:59,855
We're besties now.
457
00:21:02,926 --> 00:21:04,592
So what are you looking for, Bev?
458
00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:06,427
I have an old tattoo,
459
00:21:06,429 --> 00:21:09,764
and I've been embarrassed
by it for many years now,
460
00:21:09,766 --> 00:21:12,433
and I hope to make it less offensive.
461
00:21:12,435 --> 00:21:16,237
Oh. Ooh! That is offensive.
462
00:21:16,239 --> 00:21:17,605
Is there any way
463
00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:20,560
we can turn the soldier into Kenny G
464
00:21:20,562 --> 00:21:22,839
and the rifle into an alto sax?
465
00:21:22,841 --> 00:21:24,675
I adore Kenny G.