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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Here's a little wisdom from Grandpa...
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the morning is the one part
of the day you can control
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before you're buried
under the crap avalanche.
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So, you get your paper ready,
make some eggs,
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a mess of bacon,
grab a handful of heart pills
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so you've got a shot at doing
the whole thing again tomorrow.
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Now, watch and learn.
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Morning, Grandpa.
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Morning, bud.
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Here's a piece of real bacon
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before Captain Darlene of
the vegan police gets here.
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I have so little in my life.
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What have you done to my newspaper?
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I have a school assignment.
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I have to find an article
about business and finance,
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but not in the "Business
and Finance" section.
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I don't know the right way
to open one of these.
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Eh, eh, eh.
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Here, here, here.
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I'll give you
the "Entertainment" section.
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I'm sure there's something
about money in there.
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Probably the government
giving my tax dollars
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to some ballet company
who's gonna cure climate change
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through interpretive dance.
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Oh, found one!
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Wow!
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Did you know that there are
more millionaires now
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than ever before?
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No, by the time I got to
that part in the paper,
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there was a hole in it.
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- Morning.
- There's your mother.
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Go cut up something she loves.
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I found my business article for school.
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There's more millionaires than ever.
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Oh, and if you apply yourself,
you can be one, too.
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- Really?
- No, those days are over.
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How long is Bev
gonna be staying with us?
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Well, when Jackie threw her out,
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she said she never wanted
to speak to her again.
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Did you know your grandmother
now bathes with the door open...
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because she's worried about falling?
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I'm worried about seeing it
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and throwing myself down the stairs.
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Uh, not necessary.
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If you actually see that,
you'll instantly turn to salt.
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Why exactly did Jackie kick her out?
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She's pissed because Grandma
gave me power of attorney.
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Power of attorney.
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Does that mean you have
the power to pull the plug?
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Yes.
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Even if she's sick or not?
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No.
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I'm also managing her assets,
including the old Lunch Box.
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Bev said she got rid of that.
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Hold on to your hat...
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She lied.
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Jackie and Becky want to reopen it,
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and they're mad at me for saying
I had to think about it.
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I've been around a little bit.
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- Want a piece of advice?
- Sure.
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Give everything to Jackie,
throw Bev in a well.
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I wish it was that simple.
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But Grandma Bev wants
to leave money for everyone.
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And it's a big risk renting to them.
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If she's got so much money,
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why the hell is she staying here?
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Well, she's old, and she
wants to be around family.
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She says she feels comfortable here.
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Who made her feel comfortable?
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I want a name.
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"The Conners" is filmed
in front of a live studio audience.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Jackie.
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I've got a plan to help us
get the Lunch Box.
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So do I.
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I get a lawyer, we establish that
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Bev was not of sound mind
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when she gave Darlene power of attorney.
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How can you prove that?
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Oh, for God sakes,
we just let the woman talk.
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I agree an all-out war
is a good opening move,
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and obviously a lot of fun for you.
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But we have to prove to Darlene
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that our restaurant's a good idea
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and we can make it work.
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Well, I was looking forward
to crushing Bev in court
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and having her committed,
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but I'm intrigued by the binder.
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Go on.
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We need to present Darlene
with a business plan.
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Our overall concept,
our target market, our menu.
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What do all the struggling
people in this town need?
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Healthcare? Jobs? Hope?
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And what do you need when you're
not getting any of those things?
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Alcohol? Drugs? Dog races?
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And comfort food!
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Comfort.
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Who doesn't want comfort?
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Welcome to the new Lunch Box!
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May I recommend our specialty?
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It's delicious, filling,
and you can only get it here.
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Yes, please. What is it?
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No idea.
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What's your favorite comfort food?
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Uh, well, I don't know.
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Uh, I like something hearty.
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Like chili or stew
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with a big piece of bread to soak it up.
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I love that! And it's cheap to make.
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- Stew is basically leftovers.
- Yeah.
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And day-old bread springs back
to life in a broth!
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We could do beef stew,
lamb stew, vegetarian stew.
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And here's the thing,
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if I wanted stew right now,
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- I wouldn't know where to go.
- Exactly!
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That's why we should call it
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"The Place You Go To Get Stew"!
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Mmm. Too long.
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It needs to be quick and punchy.
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How about, uh...
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"It Takes Stew To Tango"?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Or "What's Stew, Pussycat?"
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We probably shouldn't use "stew"
and "cat" in the same name.
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Yeah, got it, got it.
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"I Get A Kick Out of Stew."
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"Here's Looking at Stew, Kid."
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"You, Me, and a Dog Named Stew."
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Oh, no, that's the cat problem.
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Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
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I'm going down to the truck dealership.
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They got a thing where you get
a free turkey with a test drive.
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The trick is getting
that bird out of there
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before they run my credit.
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Okay.
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Do you like what I did with
the Thanksgiving place settings?
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Let's just say I do.
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What would I be noticing?
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They're all personalized.
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Yours has the reflection
of the TV in its eyes,
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and he's gonna be holding a little beer.
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Like you looked into my very soul.
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Thanks.
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I'm gonna put name tags on them,
but I need to know who's coming.
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The usual suspects.
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Even though Aunt Jackie and Aunt Becky
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are fighting with my mom?
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They'll work it out.
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Families fight all the time.
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But they always come together
for the holidays
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so they can fight in person.
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Hey, Grandpa.
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Can Odessa come over for Thanksgiving?
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There's gotta be somebody else.
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Please?
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Her family's not gonna be around.
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Well...
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I guess we looked weird
to the Indians, so sure.
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Grandpa, they're Native Americans.
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Don't worry, son.
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Me and my kind are on our way out.
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Each person's place setting
represents them in some way.
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Tell me something about you
that I can use.
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Oh, I don't want to be trapped
by the details of my life.
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Okay, I'll just make a generic turkey
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with Doc Martens and a bad attitude.
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I want my turkey wearing
a black hood and carrying an Axe
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so, ironically, he is
the executioner for once.
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Sorry. You and Mom
can't have the same thing.
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Hey, Mark, put this stuff in
the fridge in the garage, okay?
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Thank you.
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So, how are you doing, Odessa?
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Ugh!
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Why are you always prying
into my friends' lives?
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I'm sorry.
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I must have used the wrong words.
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What I meant to say was,
"So, how are you doing, Odessa?"
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You don't really care, right?
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Not really. Just being polite.
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So I don't have to answer?
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- Nope.
- Good.
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Good.
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- Uh-oh.
- Don't worry.
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We're not here to fight.
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We just came to ask you,
when was the last time
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you had a bowl of delicious stew?
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Um...
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I... I... I'm gonna say two years.
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But I really have to check my records.
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We have a perfect idea
for the Lunch Box.
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Comfort food.
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We did some casual polling
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with people in the
HomeTown Buffet parking lot.
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We said, "Stew," they said, "Where?"
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And these people had just
polished off a buffet.
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It's all here.
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Start-up costs,
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projected profit-loss statement,
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employee wages.
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We want you to know that we're on
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solid economic ground with this.
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And you don't have to rent
to some stranger.
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All the money stays in the family.
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Like when Jimmy Dean buys
his own sausage.
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Wow. I mean, you guys have put
a lot of thought into this.
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Thank you.
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Here's the thing.
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Um, I got another offer
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from a chain called Doctor Drumstick.
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They have franchises
all over the Midwest.
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They want a three-year lease,
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starting paying rent immediately.
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Well, sure, because he's a doctor.
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We don't have that kind of capital.
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We just need a chance.
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Somebody gave Doctor Drumstick a chance!
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Before that, he was just a man
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with a malpractice suit and a dream.
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Well, look, your business plan shows
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you can't even pay rent
for the first year.
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And even then, you might not make it.
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I'm sorry, you guys,
it's just too big of a gamble.
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Oh, I see why Bev picked you.
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You're just like her.
95 pounds of angry gristle.
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You think I like being in this position
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of denying you something that you want?
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Actually, I think you do.
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Becky, come on.
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I mean, you understand, right?
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Most new restaurants fail.
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You really want to pin
all your hopes on that?
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I have to.
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I can't wait for Bev to die
and leave me money.
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She made a deal with the Devil,
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and he's in no hurry to live with her.
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Okay, then just answer one question...
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Why do you think you'll succeed
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in a location that's
put three restaurants
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and a psychic out of business?
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Hey, if the psychic didn't see
that coming, that's on her.
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You just came up with this idea
like a week ago.
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Don't make me the bad guy here.
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You are so full of it.
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When my life was falling apart,
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you were all, "I'm here for you.
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You can do anything."
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But when I have a shot at something,
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you show me how you really feel.
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What are you talking about?
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You keep saying you don't
want me to fail.
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I think you don't want me to succeed.
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What?
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Why would you think that?
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'Cause you just lost two boyfriends,
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you're living at your parents' house,
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and you're stuck working
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at that sleazy mugshot magazine.
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You're worried I'm gonna pass you by
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and have a successful life.
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Whoa, is that where we're going?
261
00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:22,809
'Cause I will take that ride.
262
00:11:22,871 --> 00:11:25,631
You're a forty-four-year-old
waitress living under the house
263
00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:27,800
like an old Christmas tree.
264
00:11:27,869 --> 00:11:31,704
At least I got out of my old bedroom.
265
00:11:31,739 --> 00:11:35,140
Uh, I'm in D.J.'s room.
266
00:11:35,209 --> 00:11:38,043
And you know what?
At least I'm above sea level.
267
00:11:38,112 --> 00:11:40,194
Climate change is gonna melt Greenland,
268
00:11:40,219 --> 00:11:41,397
everything's gonna flood,
269
00:11:41,422 --> 00:11:43,382
and you're gonna wake up with
a polar bear in your bed.
270
00:11:44,886 --> 00:11:46,919
At least somebody's in my bed!
271
00:11:49,623 --> 00:11:52,456
It's a bear, Becky! You're sick!
272
00:11:59,014 --> 00:12:02,188
I got your text.
What happened to your bike?
273
00:12:02,213 --> 00:12:03,297
That's what I was wondering.
274
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,152
Last time I saw it,
it was in the garage.
275
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:07,954
Do either of you
know anything about this?
276
00:12:07,989 --> 00:12:11,958
No. But it doesn't look right.
277
00:12:11,993 --> 00:12:13,694
The funny thing is,
278
00:12:13,729 --> 00:12:16,062
there's a Doc Marten boot
stuck under it.
279
00:12:16,098 --> 00:12:17,197
Uh-oh.
280
00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:18,398
You know who wears those?
281
00:12:18,434 --> 00:12:20,701
The mailman.
282
00:12:20,736 --> 00:12:22,536
It's a woman's size 6.
283
00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:26,206
She's a woman, but she
identifies as a mailman.
284
00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:28,374
A lot of them do. It's crazy.
285
00:12:28,409 --> 00:12:30,547
- We gotta dip.
- Freeze.
286
00:12:31,464 --> 00:12:33,330
You guys tried to ride my bike.
287
00:12:33,354 --> 00:12:35,655
No. We just wanted
to take pictures on it.
288
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,733
The light's better out here.
289
00:12:36,768 --> 00:12:38,602
The key is in it.
290
00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:39,803
It's hard to push.
291
00:12:39,838 --> 00:12:41,504
It's way heavier than it looks.
292
00:12:41,539 --> 00:12:44,574
You're in tremendous shape
for a guy your age.
293
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:47,143
Nobody ever touches this bike.
294
00:12:47,178 --> 00:12:48,612
Ever.
295
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,915
Odessa, you're not allowed
over here anymore.
296
00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:53,449
Respect.
297
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,088
Grandpa!
298
00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:58,371
Come on. You can't do that.
She's my friend.
299
00:12:58,406 --> 00:13:02,275
Yes, I can. My bike, my house, my rules.
300
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:04,343
And you're gonna pay for
that broken mirror.
301
00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:06,912
You know, I thought you were
so much cooler than this.
302
00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:09,615
We were gonna hashtag the photo
"Grandpa rides hard,"
303
00:13:09,651 --> 00:13:11,219
but now you've blown it.
304
00:13:12,187 --> 00:13:14,287
Actually, don't look that hashtag up.
305
00:13:20,761 --> 00:13:22,595
Just finished Odessa's place setting.
306
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:25,364
It took me a while to
really capture her spirit,
307
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,766
but I'm happy where it ended up.
308
00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:31,136
She's not coming.
309
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:32,971
Son of a buttercup!
310
00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,141
Language.
311
00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:40,879
Hey.
312
00:13:40,948 --> 00:13:43,115
I got a little something for baby Bev.
313
00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:45,316
We got to get her mind right
314
00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:48,220
before the Cheeseheads get ahold of her.
315
00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:49,321
I hear that.
316
00:13:49,356 --> 00:13:52,157
I won it at the claw machine
at the bowling alley.
317
00:13:52,193 --> 00:13:55,460
Some idiot kid didn't know you
get two chances for your dollar.
318
00:13:57,698 --> 00:13:59,198
Are you packing?
319
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:00,665
Yeah.
320
00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:02,735
I thought about it,
and I gotta move out.
321
00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:05,669
- What?
- I'm going to live with Jackie.
322
00:14:05,705 --> 00:14:09,440
This isn't because of that
stupid restaurant, is it?
323
00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:12,576
Every time I see Darlene, I get angry,
324
00:14:12,612 --> 00:14:14,578
and I don't want my baby
growing up around that.
325
00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:16,614
Look, you got to think
this through, Becky.
326
00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:17,982
If you move out,
327
00:14:18,017 --> 00:14:19,250
Bev's gonna move in down here
328
00:14:19,285 --> 00:14:20,417
and stay until she dies.
329
00:14:20,453 --> 00:14:24,555
And I'm too old to carry her
lifeless body up the stairs.
330
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,858
Cut her up and make trips.
331
00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:28,993
See? You can't go.
332
00:14:29,028 --> 00:14:31,929
No one else will make that joke with me.
333
00:14:31,965 --> 00:14:34,899
Come on. I love having you and
the baby here in the house.
334
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:36,600
After the worst year of my life,
335
00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:39,569
you guys made me feel good
about things again.
336
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:40,837
Don't do this to me.
337
00:14:40,873 --> 00:14:43,240
Hey, I don't wanna do this, either.
338
00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:47,410
What... What do I have to do? Beg you?
339
00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:49,045
Okay, I'm begging you.
340
00:14:49,081 --> 00:14:50,858
Dad, you can come visit.
341
00:14:50,883 --> 00:14:52,282
It's not the same.
342
00:14:52,317 --> 00:14:54,350
We have breakfast together.
343
00:14:54,419 --> 00:14:57,421
I give her my wisdom,
she smiles and poops.
344
00:14:57,446 --> 00:14:58,647
We have a routine.
345
00:14:58,672 --> 00:15:01,958
Well, you could've changed her
every once in a while
346
00:15:01,994 --> 00:15:03,226
instead of handing her to me.
347
00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:05,595
That's our routine.
348
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:06,897
I love you, Dad.
349
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,865
But I have to finish packing.
350
00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:10,820
Could you grab my other suitcase
out of the garage?
351
00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:14,406
I'm sorry, I won't help you leave.
352
00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:24,202
Put away your Bible, we have to talk.
353
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,121
Did you get my text about Grandpa?
354
00:15:28,146 --> 00:15:29,173
Yes, I did.
355
00:15:29,198 --> 00:15:30,987
He banned Odessa.
356
00:15:31,012 --> 00:15:32,277
You gotta tell him he can't do that.
357
00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:34,191
He's not my father.
358
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,917
Well, we are living in his house.
359
00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:37,772
Yes, but we pay rent.
360
00:15:37,807 --> 00:15:39,206
Tell him your children
should have the right
361
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:40,741
to bring over whoever they want.
362
00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:41,877
I can help you write the text.
363
00:15:41,902 --> 00:15:44,011
No, I-I got this.
364
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,312
I know exactly what to say.
365
00:15:46,381 --> 00:15:49,182
"Dad, I agree with you
one hundred percent.
366
00:15:49,217 --> 00:15:51,417
Odessa shouldn't come over here anymore.
367
00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:54,013
And please don't respond
with the camel emoji again.
368
00:15:54,044 --> 00:15:55,950
It's weird, and nobody
knows what I means."
369
00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:59,075
You're kidding, right?
370
00:15:59,111 --> 00:16:00,910
I don't want her in the house, either.
371
00:16:00,946 --> 00:16:03,412
She's my only friend
in this crappy town.
372
00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:06,049
Your stoner friend tried
to take a joy ride
373
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:07,181
with you on the back.
374
00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:08,818
She knows how to ride a motorcycle.
375
00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:11,521
She got it nine feet
and dropped it on her shoe.
376
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:14,490
Yeah, okay, so she apologized.
377
00:16:14,526 --> 00:16:16,325
What's the big deal?
378
00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:17,927
Harris, the friends you pick
379
00:16:17,963 --> 00:16:19,929
help determine the direction
of your life.
380
00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:21,364
You have to think harder
381
00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:22,966
about who you're gonna hang around with.
382
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:25,768
So what are you saying?
I can't pick my own friends now?
383
00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:28,070
Well, you're not very good at it.
384
00:16:28,105 --> 00:16:30,105
I mean, you... your friend
385
00:16:30,141 --> 00:16:31,274
could've gotten you killed today.
386
00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:32,708
Do you understand that?
387
00:16:33,811 --> 00:16:35,744
Do you?
388
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,914
Yeah, okay. I understand that.
389
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,017
You don't know how hard it is.
390
00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:43,686
I'm really lonely here.
391
00:16:43,721 --> 00:16:45,588
I just want to go home to Chicago.
392
00:16:45,657 --> 00:16:47,122
Oh...
393
00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:49,425
I know. I know.
394
00:16:49,494 --> 00:16:50,759
I'm sorry.
395
00:16:52,997 --> 00:16:55,064
I won't hang out with Odessa anymore.
396
00:16:55,132 --> 00:16:56,832
Okay? Happy?
397
00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:58,400
Well, I'm happy you didn't get hurt.
398
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,977
Whoa, she totally bought that.
399
00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:11,513
You're good.
400
00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:13,047
I know.
401
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,417
I could be a psychopath
or a CEO or something.
402
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:19,554
I took one of those tests online
to see if I'm a psychopath.
403
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,972
I'm not.
404
00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:24,492
That's okay. You still have time.
405
00:17:24,528 --> 00:17:25,627
Let's go do something.
406
00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:27,128
I'll be at your place in 10 minutes.
407
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:29,074
Wait.
408
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,899
Oh, yeah. I'm here.
409
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:38,839
Nothin'.
410
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,576
All right.
411
00:17:42,612 --> 00:17:45,112
Well, if you don't get the job done,
412
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,180
your buddies will have died in vain.
413
00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:51,818
Coming!
414
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,190
Why are you knocking?
415
00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:59,426
Darlene has made me feel
like I'm not family.
416
00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:03,130
Family comes in. Guests knock.
417
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,819
You made me get out of a chair
so you could prove a point?
418
00:18:06,928 --> 00:18:10,303
- I'm here to pick up the good daughter.
- Aw.
419
00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:13,506
Can't you guys work something out?
420
00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:16,208
I don't like what's happening here.
421
00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:18,177
Becky's moving out with the baby,
422
00:18:18,246 --> 00:18:19,345
everybody hates Darlene,
423
00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:21,847
and Bev is napping in my bed
424
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:24,216
because she won't sleep on the sofa.
425
00:18:24,252 --> 00:18:25,985
"It has bugs."
426
00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:28,254
Well, of course it has bugs!
We eat there!
427
00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:32,358
Oh, well, if you want to blame somebody,
428
00:18:32,394 --> 00:18:34,527
blame my power-hungry niece here,
429
00:18:34,562 --> 00:18:37,129
who has completely forgotten
her cool aunt
430
00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:38,531
who gave her her first beer
431
00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:40,265
so she wouldn't go to middle school
432
00:18:40,301 --> 00:18:42,167
as a complete nerd.
433
00:18:46,173 --> 00:18:49,240
You guys are totally overreacting.
434
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,792
If you don't have six months' rent
435
00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:54,643
to give to some place, start smaller.
436
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:57,050
- Get a food truck or something.
- We don't want a food truck.
437
00:18:57,075 --> 00:18:59,484
We want the Lunch Box.
It means something to us.
438
00:18:59,553 --> 00:19:00,719
It's about family.
439
00:19:00,754 --> 00:19:02,354
Not that you would understand that.
440
00:19:02,389 --> 00:19:03,555
Come on, Becky!
441
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,123
Let's go back to my place.
442
00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:07,225
Where dreams live.
443
00:19:08,629 --> 00:19:11,763
Becky, come on.
You don't have to move out.
444
00:19:11,832 --> 00:19:13,698
Say goodbye to baby Bev.
445
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:14,898
What?
446
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,133
I'm not gonna see the baby again?
447
00:19:16,168 --> 00:19:17,802
This is crazy!
448
00:19:17,837 --> 00:19:21,138
She seems to be fine with it.
449
00:19:21,173 --> 00:19:23,774
Well, then, don't plan on
ever seeing Harris again.
450
00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:25,976
I should've said Mark. People like Mark.
451
00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:29,246
Becky...
452
00:19:29,281 --> 00:19:30,381
Love you, Dad.
453
00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:35,919
Damn it, Darlene.
454
00:19:35,988 --> 00:19:38,522
I don't care what you say,
I don't care how you do it.
455
00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:39,857
Thanksgiving is next week.
456
00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:41,593
And I want everybody around that table.
457
00:19:43,272 --> 00:19:45,295
I never ask you for anything,
458
00:19:45,365 --> 00:19:46,600
but now I'm asking.
459
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,966
Fine. I will do whatever I can
to get them here.
460
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,366
But I'll tell you this right now,
461
00:19:51,405 --> 00:19:54,738
I will not be bullied into
giving them the restaurant.
462
00:19:54,773 --> 00:19:56,973
And don't you ever give me
your power of attorney!
463
00:19:57,008 --> 00:19:58,140
Obviously, you don't have anything,
464
00:19:58,176 --> 00:19:59,609
I'm just saying it to make a point.
465
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:07,884
Hey.
466
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:09,552
Here's $40 for your mirror.
467
00:20:09,588 --> 00:20:12,154
Sorry, it's all I have.
468
00:20:12,190 --> 00:20:13,956
And I promise, I won't lie to you again.
469
00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:18,294
Well, I'm off to the library.
470
00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:28,110
Hey, guys, could you turn down
the TV for a second?
471
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,664
I'd like to say something.
472
00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:31,140
Okay, but hurry up.
473
00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:34,730
The guy from "Naked and Afraid"
is being chased by bees.
474
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,259
He reached into a hive to get honey.
475
00:20:37,295 --> 00:20:39,621
Has the guy never seen a cartoon?
476
00:20:39,998 --> 00:20:42,373
I just want to say
I think it would be nice
477
00:20:42,421 --> 00:20:43,723
at this year's Thanksgiving,
478
00:20:43,748 --> 00:20:46,683
if everyone took the time to say
what they were thankful for.
479
00:20:46,718 --> 00:20:47,943
I already wrote mine.
480
00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:51,970
"I'm thankful that
my family is all together
481
00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:54,272
and that we all love each other,
482
00:20:54,307 --> 00:20:58,172
and, no matter what happens,
we always stick together,
483
00:20:58,204 --> 00:21:00,398
because that's what Conners do."
484
00:21:03,168 --> 00:21:04,817
Nice!
485
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,093
Passive aggressive with a hint of guilt.
486
00:21:11,698 --> 00:21:14,221
Pretty impressive for a 12-year-old.
487
00:21:14,283 --> 00:21:16,091
You think they don't learn from you,
488
00:21:16,116 --> 00:21:18,221
but they watch you.
489
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,335
Uh-oh.
490
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,506
Going into quicksand
491
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:24,093
is not gonna get rid of the bees.
492
00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:26,976
Eventually it will.
493
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:32,913
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