1 00:00:00,054 --> 00:00:02,645 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:05,734 Is this "Bachelor," "Bachelorette," 3 00:00:05,759 --> 00:00:06,817 or "Bachelor in Paradise"? 4 00:00:06,858 --> 00:00:08,505 I have no idea what I'm watching. 5 00:00:09,526 --> 00:00:10,605 Who cares? 6 00:00:10,651 --> 00:00:12,339 It's five good-looking people in a hot tub 7 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:15,135 with no clothes and no morals looking for true love. 8 00:00:16,529 --> 00:00:18,763 Why do none of these people look tortured? 9 00:00:18,795 --> 00:00:20,121 I only have David and Ben, 10 00:00:20,192 --> 00:00:22,158 and I literally can't eat solids anymore. 11 00:00:22,186 --> 00:00:25,029 I'm crumbling up Tums into baby food. 12 00:00:25,132 --> 00:00:28,700 In my day, people had a little more dignity. 13 00:00:28,725 --> 00:00:30,459 They did this kind of thing in mud. 14 00:00:32,062 --> 00:00:33,462 Going out. Don't wait up. 15 00:00:33,497 --> 00:00:34,395 Harris, stop. 16 00:00:34,430 --> 00:00:36,464 Where are you going at 11:00 at night? 17 00:00:36,499 --> 00:00:38,666 Odessa and I are going to see "Rocky Horror." 18 00:00:38,702 --> 00:00:41,002 Oh. Hi. 19 00:00:41,071 --> 00:00:42,136 We've never met before. 20 00:00:42,171 --> 00:00:43,671 Nice to meet you. I'm Darlene. 21 00:00:43,707 --> 00:00:46,474 Harris has told us absolutely nothing about you. 22 00:00:47,176 --> 00:00:49,543 Odessa... Capricorn, vegan. 23 00:00:49,613 --> 00:00:52,680 Favorite author... me. My stuff's pretty good. 24 00:00:53,683 --> 00:00:55,016 Favorite things include 25 00:00:55,051 --> 00:00:58,820 walking in the rain and hairless cats. 26 00:00:58,855 --> 00:01:00,922 Nice to meet you, Odessa. 27 00:01:00,957 --> 00:01:04,125 I'm Harris's grandpa, and you reek of pot. 28 00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:08,029 I smoke weed for my anxiety. 29 00:01:08,064 --> 00:01:09,430 My doctor thought it'd be better 30 00:01:09,465 --> 00:01:11,966 than getting hooked on benzos. 31 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:13,167 Okay. 32 00:01:13,202 --> 00:01:16,336 Harris, I better not smell anxiety on you later tonight. 33 00:01:18,007 --> 00:01:19,239 That's our Uber. We got to go. 34 00:01:19,307 --> 00:01:20,340 Hang on a second. 35 00:01:20,365 --> 00:01:21,274 Hey, tell that guy 36 00:01:21,309 --> 00:01:23,409 to stop honking in this neighborhood. 37 00:01:23,478 --> 00:01:25,478 It's low-rent, and it wakes up my chickens. 38 00:01:27,049 --> 00:01:28,515 Now I gotta go sing to 'em. 39 00:01:29,952 --> 00:01:32,289 I used to go to "Rocky Horror" when I was your age, 40 00:01:32,314 --> 00:01:33,987 and my friends would hide their skimpy costumes 41 00:01:34,023 --> 00:01:35,235 under their regular clothes 42 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,690 so their parents wouldn't hassle them. 43 00:01:36,725 --> 00:01:38,127 - I gotta go. - Hold on. 44 00:01:40,996 --> 00:01:42,095 You don't trust me? 45 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,063 Nope. 46 00:01:45,458 --> 00:01:46,432 Go change. 47 00:01:46,468 --> 00:01:49,169 Should I call Dad and get his permission? 48 00:01:49,204 --> 00:01:51,738 There's something I've been meaning to tell him anyway. 49 00:01:53,241 --> 00:01:55,909 Um... okay, you know what? 50 00:01:55,944 --> 00:01:57,903 You can wear that in the theater, 51 00:01:57,928 --> 00:02:00,079 but you have to stay covered up when you're outside. 52 00:02:00,114 --> 00:02:01,246 Deal. Later. 53 00:02:02,684 --> 00:02:04,116 Aww. 54 00:02:04,185 --> 00:02:06,085 I've gotta say, 55 00:02:06,154 --> 00:02:08,487 you caved on that pretty quick. 56 00:02:08,522 --> 00:02:11,924 Well, she is 17. And she's blackmailing me. 57 00:02:13,127 --> 00:02:14,760 She knows about Ben and David. 58 00:02:14,796 --> 00:02:17,730 Holy cats! How'd she take it? 59 00:02:17,765 --> 00:02:20,800 What are you asking? She's blackmailing me. 60 00:02:21,703 --> 00:02:24,269 She said that if I don't make a decision soon 61 00:02:24,305 --> 00:02:26,471 that she's gonna tell David and blow the whole thing up. 62 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:28,140 Oh, man. 63 00:02:28,176 --> 00:02:29,775 There was a similar situation 64 00:02:29,811 --> 00:02:32,011 on "Bachelor in Paradise" last week, 65 00:02:32,046 --> 00:02:37,216 but they were able to solve it with a lesbian kiss, so... 66 00:02:37,251 --> 00:02:39,451 No, I... That doesn't help you. 67 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,523 "The Conners" is filmed 68 00:03:19,603 --> 00:03:21,210 in front of a live studio audience. 69 00:03:21,273 --> 00:03:25,230 Okay, Mark gets his favorite, Orange Crush... 70 00:03:25,265 --> 00:03:26,865 because it's a special day, 71 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:30,835 and everybody else gets... Mmm! expired cola. 72 00:03:32,105 --> 00:03:34,909 So, Mark, what's this special day? 73 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,816 You know you can't come out more than once 74 00:03:36,843 --> 00:03:38,576 just to get treats. 75 00:03:38,645 --> 00:03:42,313 No, he was the student winner of Lanford's New Motto contest. 76 00:03:42,359 --> 00:03:44,148 - Oh! - Congratulations, son. 77 00:03:44,195 --> 00:03:45,428 Let's hear the motto. 78 00:03:45,453 --> 00:03:50,755 "Lanford: Free, Proud, and Getting Cleaner." 79 00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:52,023 I don't think anyone else 80 00:03:52,092 --> 00:03:54,025 was taking the contest all that seriously. 81 00:03:54,057 --> 00:03:54,980 Yeah. 82 00:03:55,013 --> 00:03:59,571 I heard second place was "Lanford... 83 00:03:59,624 --> 00:04:01,255 Lanford." 84 00:04:04,171 --> 00:04:05,735 I think it was really brave of Mark 85 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:07,771 to just enter the contest and take a chance. 86 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,473 You know, failure is our greatest teacher. 87 00:04:10,509 --> 00:04:12,609 But I didn't fail. I won. 88 00:04:12,644 --> 00:04:13,844 I don't even believe you. 89 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,512 I think you made the whole thing up. 90 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,380 No. I've got a pin from the mayor. 91 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:19,516 I'll show you. 92 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:23,053 Hmm. He's gonna be a while. 93 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:25,889 Mark... gullible, naive, and getting dumber. 94 00:04:27,293 --> 00:04:28,425 In therapy, we would consider 95 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:30,127 where that might be coming from. 96 00:04:30,196 --> 00:04:32,229 You know, facing the truth about your life 97 00:04:32,264 --> 00:04:35,899 and total emotional honesty and self-reflection 98 00:04:35,935 --> 00:04:37,935 is the key to everything. 99 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:40,135 Darlene, you might be learning that, too, 100 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,172 if you bothered to come to the sessions, like you promised. 101 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,754 I'm just slammed at work. I'm gonna get there. 102 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,743 David and I are just trying to work on 103 00:04:46,778 --> 00:04:48,784 - our relationship as co-parents. - Mm. 104 00:04:48,823 --> 00:04:51,397 Well, we can't really work on anything if you're not there. 105 00:04:51,422 --> 00:04:54,724 I-I'm evolving every session. 106 00:04:54,759 --> 00:04:57,059 And I'm really proud of myself for doing the work. 107 00:04:57,084 --> 00:04:57,994 Just having you here 108 00:04:58,029 --> 00:05:00,647 makes me feel like I'm doing the work. 109 00:05:00,686 --> 00:05:01,976 Now, see? 110 00:05:02,033 --> 00:05:03,800 Comments like that used to bother me, 111 00:05:03,851 --> 00:05:06,402 but now I understand that they come from a place of... 112 00:05:06,437 --> 00:05:08,404 of fear and hurt. 113 00:05:08,473 --> 00:05:10,124 Would you like to discuss those feelings? 114 00:05:10,155 --> 00:05:11,874 This is the dinner table, David. 115 00:05:11,927 --> 00:05:13,594 We don't discuss feelings here. 116 00:05:13,619 --> 00:05:15,273 We push them down 117 00:05:15,313 --> 00:05:17,079 to make room for food and beer, 118 00:05:17,115 --> 00:05:20,016 which is where we find love. 119 00:05:20,051 --> 00:05:23,553 Gee, Mom, are you sure you're not dodging therapy? 120 00:05:23,588 --> 00:05:25,356 You might have one or two things 121 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:27,330 it couldn't hurt to discuss, right? 122 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:31,794 She should only have one, but she has two. 123 00:05:35,223 --> 00:05:36,322 Here you go. 124 00:05:36,347 --> 00:05:37,365 - Thank you. - Thank you. 125 00:05:37,401 --> 00:05:39,668 To Casita Bonita, under the new management 126 00:05:39,703 --> 00:05:41,308 of Louise Goldufski. 127 00:05:41,378 --> 00:05:42,800 Yeah! 128 00:05:44,237 --> 00:05:45,373 Ahh. 129 00:05:45,409 --> 00:05:48,644 You know, I never asked how you landed this job. 130 00:05:48,679 --> 00:05:51,379 Well, the owner thinks a woman 131 00:05:51,415 --> 00:05:53,715 won't sexually harass the staff. 132 00:05:53,751 --> 00:05:54,716 I'm gonna show him 133 00:05:54,752 --> 00:05:57,319 that a woman can do anything a man can do. 134 00:05:59,122 --> 00:06:00,322 Hello, the daughter. 135 00:06:00,357 --> 00:06:01,790 Hello, the father. 136 00:06:01,826 --> 00:06:03,391 Hello, the friend. 137 00:06:03,427 --> 00:06:06,061 Yeah, uh, I'm not doing this. 138 00:06:08,398 --> 00:06:09,765 Hey, Louise, you got a minute? 139 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,099 Yeah. What's up? 140 00:06:11,168 --> 00:06:12,367 Here's the story. 141 00:06:12,402 --> 00:06:15,870 I'm a broke, single mother living in my parents' basement, 142 00:06:15,905 --> 00:06:18,440 and the baby's father was deported to Mexico. 143 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:20,641 Now, I know what you're thinking... 144 00:06:20,677 --> 00:06:23,311 "How do I get what Becky has?" 145 00:06:23,347 --> 00:06:25,080 No. 146 00:06:25,115 --> 00:06:27,048 I'm thinking you're gonna hit me up for something. 147 00:06:27,084 --> 00:06:28,749 Okay. I need more money, 148 00:06:28,785 --> 00:06:30,718 and I want the bartend job. 149 00:06:30,753 --> 00:06:33,221 Ah. Let me think about it. 150 00:06:35,392 --> 00:06:37,482 Uh, I guess I shouldn't, 151 00:06:37,507 --> 00:06:39,427 'cause your dad's going like this. 152 00:06:41,764 --> 00:06:43,631 What's your problem? 153 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:45,600 Why can't I be a bartender? 154 00:06:45,635 --> 00:06:46,834 Right now, I'm more concerned 155 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:48,403 as to why Louise can't hold up 156 00:06:48,472 --> 00:06:50,505 under the least bit of pressure. 157 00:06:52,342 --> 00:06:54,441 Wait. Are you still worried about my drinking? 158 00:06:54,477 --> 00:06:56,068 Yes, I am concerned. 159 00:06:56,099 --> 00:06:58,278 You're under a lot of stress right now with the baby, 160 00:06:58,314 --> 00:07:00,080 and it'd be easy for you to slip up 161 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:01,883 if you're pouring drinks all day. 162 00:07:01,951 --> 00:07:03,484 In case you haven't noticed, 163 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,738 I haven't had one drink 164 00:07:04,763 --> 00:07:06,487 since the moment I found out I was pregnant. 165 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:09,123 I know, and it's great, but you're not pregnant anymore. 166 00:07:09,158 --> 00:07:10,992 I know what I can handle. 167 00:07:11,027 --> 00:07:12,426 And this is none of your business. 168 00:07:12,461 --> 00:07:14,094 This is between me and Louise. 169 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:16,964 You know what's more stressful than having a baby? 170 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,199 Not having enough money to raise one. 171 00:07:21,671 --> 00:07:24,138 Sorry I mixed you up in all of this. 172 00:07:24,173 --> 00:07:25,506 Ah, it's okay. 173 00:07:25,542 --> 00:07:28,442 There's times I regretted not having children, 174 00:07:28,477 --> 00:07:30,945 but you really fixed that for me. 175 00:07:42,091 --> 00:07:43,271 You okay? 176 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,792 Yes. Ah, thank God you came. 177 00:07:45,827 --> 00:07:47,160 As soon as I got the flat, 178 00:07:47,185 --> 00:07:48,847 I started texting people for help, 179 00:07:48,872 --> 00:07:50,105 but the signal's so weak here, 180 00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:51,698 I didn't know if my texts were going through. 181 00:07:51,733 --> 00:07:53,500 Sorry. I would have gotten here sooner, 182 00:07:53,569 --> 00:07:54,634 but the traffic's really bad. 183 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:55,656 Oh, no, it's okay. 184 00:07:55,681 --> 00:07:56,883 Let's just go to the gas station, 185 00:07:56,922 --> 00:07:57,848 and we'll get some help. 186 00:07:57,873 --> 00:07:59,039 Yeah, let's go. 187 00:07:59,064 --> 00:07:59,973 Hey. 188 00:08:00,008 --> 00:08:02,443 Oh, hell. 189 00:08:02,478 --> 00:08:03,510 You okay? 190 00:08:03,546 --> 00:08:05,379 She's fine. Just a flat tire. 191 00:08:05,414 --> 00:08:06,507 Who are you? 192 00:08:06,532 --> 00:08:08,848 Well, I was just about to ask you the same thing. 193 00:08:08,884 --> 00:08:10,999 Uh, David, this is Ben. 194 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,386 Ben, this is David. 195 00:08:12,421 --> 00:08:15,422 Oh, come on, man. So nice to finally meet you. 196 00:08:15,468 --> 00:08:17,568 I got the jack, Darlene. We can just change it right here. 197 00:08:17,593 --> 00:08:19,786 Oh, perfect. So, I don't need the gas station. 198 00:08:19,818 --> 00:08:21,769 Could you go to my place and check on the kids? 199 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:23,267 I really appreciate you coming. 200 00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:24,530 - Bye. - No, no, no, no, no. 201 00:08:24,566 --> 00:08:25,865 Wait. Wait. Wait. 202 00:08:25,901 --> 00:08:29,569 You called him to fix the tire, but I'm just the ride? 203 00:08:29,605 --> 00:08:31,237 You don't think I can fix a tire? 204 00:08:31,272 --> 00:08:33,621 Oh, no, o-of course you can. Of course you can. 205 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,175 You're... You're strong and you're smart and you're a man. 206 00:08:36,244 --> 00:08:38,244 You're a strong, smart man, and you can do anything. 207 00:08:38,279 --> 00:08:39,312 You don't need to prove it to me. 208 00:08:39,347 --> 00:08:41,848 Now, you just go watch the kids, and we're good. 209 00:08:41,883 --> 00:08:42,972 Hey, you know what? 210 00:08:42,997 --> 00:08:44,350 The most important thing here 211 00:08:44,385 --> 00:08:46,252 is getting Darlene back on the road, right? 212 00:08:46,287 --> 00:08:47,587 But, again, nice meet you. 213 00:08:47,623 --> 00:08:49,388 Hey, a-a-are you standing here 214 00:08:49,424 --> 00:08:50,490 telling me how I'm not needed? 215 00:08:50,525 --> 00:08:52,826 Did you just try to blow me off? 216 00:08:52,861 --> 00:08:54,393 You know what? I think we can all agree 217 00:08:54,429 --> 00:08:56,362 that chitchat is the enemy of productivity. 218 00:08:57,432 --> 00:08:59,198 Damn right. Let's not talk. 219 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,500 Let me fix this bad boy. 220 00:09:11,346 --> 00:09:13,613 Sorry, uh, 221 00:09:13,648 --> 00:09:16,198 if I came off a little harsh there. 222 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,751 I think it's very cool that you came out to help Darlene. 223 00:09:19,786 --> 00:09:21,886 You... You ever change one of these? 224 00:09:21,921 --> 00:09:23,488 Yeah. 225 00:09:24,824 --> 00:09:26,324 Um, you know, a-a drunk 226 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,126 could swerve over here any minute 227 00:09:28,162 --> 00:09:30,195 and kill all of us, if we're lucky. 228 00:09:30,264 --> 00:09:32,464 Let's... Let's get this done. 229 00:09:32,499 --> 00:09:33,815 No, I got this. 230 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,368 Just... Just... Just don't get in my way. 231 00:09:39,339 --> 00:09:40,838 - What are you doing? - What? I'm just... 232 00:09:40,874 --> 00:09:42,574 I'm checking some work e-mails. 233 00:09:42,609 --> 00:09:44,108 How to change a tire? 234 00:09:44,144 --> 00:09:45,954 Step one... 235 00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:49,501 That's weird. I wonder who sent me that. 236 00:09:49,526 --> 00:09:50,882 Hey. 237 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:53,117 Got your text. 238 00:09:53,153 --> 00:09:54,972 I understand why Ben's here, 239 00:09:54,997 --> 00:09:56,887 but what's David gonna do with a tire... 240 00:09:56,955 --> 00:09:58,489 validate its feelings? 241 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,659 Hey, Darlene, got your text. 242 00:10:01,694 --> 00:10:03,794 Looks like you got a big problem there. 243 00:10:03,829 --> 00:10:06,597 And a flat tire. Good luck! 244 00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:15,301 Hey, Jackie. 245 00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:16,905 Oh! Oh! 246 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:21,103 I never got as high as the forehead before. 247 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,378 Oh, and look at me, 248 00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:26,180 not laughing maniacally at your pain as I drive away. 249 00:10:29,231 --> 00:10:31,398 So, did they figure it out? 250 00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:34,167 Did Ben kick David's ass? 251 00:10:34,203 --> 00:10:36,337 Did David cry? 252 00:10:36,372 --> 00:10:39,272 Did Ben look hot when he did it? 253 00:10:39,308 --> 00:10:42,843 Why are you so fixated on my messed-up life? 254 00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:44,944 Because if I don't fixate on your life, 255 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:46,163 I have to fixate on mine, 256 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:49,789 and that is a long, dark tunnel where the screams echo 257 00:10:49,836 --> 00:10:51,703 so it sounds like there's more people than me, 258 00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:53,620 but it's just me. 259 00:10:55,891 --> 00:10:58,090 All right, we'll stay on my life. 260 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,893 That was way too close tonight. 261 00:11:00,918 --> 00:11:02,628 I have to figure this out, like, right now. 262 00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:04,597 Maybe I can help. Take out your phone. 263 00:11:05,734 --> 00:11:07,099 Look at the text you wrote 264 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,868 when you realized you were stranded. 265 00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:11,203 Read the one that you sent to Ben. 266 00:11:11,239 --> 00:11:12,572 Okay. 267 00:11:12,607 --> 00:11:15,107 Um, "Hey, I just got a flat tire. 268 00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:18,611 I'm on the access road by the 70-mile marker on I-90. 269 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,504 I've had such a crappy day. Harris is making me crazy. 270 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:23,048 I need to spend more time with Mark. 271 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,081 I'm just so tired. 272 00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:25,182 I wish we were together right now 273 00:11:25,207 --> 00:11:27,887 and I could put my head on your chest and fall asleep." 274 00:11:27,922 --> 00:11:29,422 Okay. 275 00:11:29,457 --> 00:11:31,290 Read what you wrote David. 276 00:11:32,827 --> 00:11:35,427 "Flat tire. Access road. Mile marker 70. 277 00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:36,928 Need ride to gas station." 278 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,237 They're roughly the same. What's your point? 279 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,340 Stop kidding yourself. 280 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,942 You know what you have to do. 281 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,311 I know. 282 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,747 I hate this. 283 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,883 I've been so scared to stop trying with David, 284 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:58,983 but I have to. 285 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,786 Yes! Team Ben! 286 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,189 But I don't wanna hurt David. 287 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,291 I mean, I just don't know... 288 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,893 How am I gonna break up with him? 289 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,360 How about you do it in therapy? 290 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,229 And that way, he has someone there 291 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,330 to help him make sense of it. 292 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,099 That is a great idea. 293 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:19,169 They can pick up the pieces while I slip out the back. 294 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,608 - Hey. - Hey. 295 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,344 - Thank you so much for coming. - Oh, sure. 296 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:34,351 Never been to a therapist before. 297 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:36,019 You don't lock that door, do you? 298 00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:40,458 I told you she's always had a great sense of humor. 299 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,647 I-I know this is new and kind of scary to you, 300 00:12:43,710 --> 00:12:44,780 but like you taught me, 301 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:47,263 humor can get you through difficult moments. 302 00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:49,432 Hold on to that thought. 303 00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:54,070 Just to elaborate on what David said, 304 00:12:54,105 --> 00:12:57,139 some strong feelings could come up today, 305 00:12:57,175 --> 00:12:59,766 but this is a safe place to let them out. 306 00:13:01,513 --> 00:13:03,112 Oh, yeah. 307 00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:05,081 Um, sometimes strong emotions 308 00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:06,782 are necessary to move forward. 309 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,724 David has made an incredible amount of progress 310 00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:16,425 in a short amount of time, 311 00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,661 and he has a lot he wants to say to you. 312 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,697 Oh, um, okay? 313 00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:22,564 Um, I just... 314 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,133 If it's okay with you, I'd like to go first. 315 00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:27,536 And I wanna hear everything you have to say, 316 00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:29,304 but first... 317 00:13:29,339 --> 00:13:30,806 I'm breaking up with you. 318 00:13:31,609 --> 00:13:32,674 What? 319 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,950 I know this is difficult for you 320 00:13:41,986 --> 00:13:44,853 because it's not what you expected to happen here. 321 00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:48,524 Yeah, you got that right. 322 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,726 Darlene, by controlling the relationship, 323 00:13:50,761 --> 00:13:52,861 you've... you've always kept me at arm's length. 324 00:13:52,897 --> 00:13:56,635 I-I-I think I've known that for a long time. 325 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:58,399 But until I came here, 326 00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:01,002 I-I was too weak to ask for what I needed. 327 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:05,540 You know, I-I needed partnership. 328 00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:07,608 I needed... 329 00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,010 true intimacy. 330 00:14:09,078 --> 00:14:10,611 I needed to be heard. 331 00:14:10,647 --> 00:14:12,413 I heard you. 332 00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:15,750 I don't think you've heard me since I was 15. 333 00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:20,555 Um, okay. 334 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,857 I'm sorry I couldn't make it work. 335 00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:25,626 I'm still gonna be a great father, 336 00:14:25,662 --> 00:14:26,861 and I will always love you, 337 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,829 but I'm ready to move on. 338 00:14:35,904 --> 00:14:37,771 Okay. 339 00:14:37,839 --> 00:14:39,639 We've broken up so many times before. 340 00:14:39,675 --> 00:14:41,407 How come this feels different? 341 00:14:43,545 --> 00:14:45,278 'Cause this is the last time. 342 00:14:46,582 --> 00:14:49,516 And there's a stranger watching us. 343 00:14:53,989 --> 00:14:56,522 You okay? 344 00:14:56,649 --> 00:15:00,226 Yeah. I kinda wish I had gotten to talk first, but... 345 00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:04,577 No, it wouldn't have made any difference. 346 00:15:04,602 --> 00:15:06,264 We still would have ended up here. 347 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,467 Yeah, I-I can't argue with you there. 348 00:15:10,571 --> 00:15:14,439 Uh, you know, there's still time left in the session. 349 00:15:14,508 --> 00:15:15,908 I think it'd be really good for you 350 00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:17,409 to sit here with Gaby 351 00:15:17,444 --> 00:15:20,112 and let her help you make sense of it all. 352 00:15:29,123 --> 00:15:30,556 Do you want to tell me what you're feeling? 353 00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:35,470 So, you want to do something tonight? 354 00:15:35,495 --> 00:15:37,996 Uh, we're spending the day together. That's enough. 355 00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:42,634 How about this weekend? 356 00:15:42,669 --> 00:15:44,603 I-I don't know. I'll let you know tomorrow. 357 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,573 Darlene, we have to talk. 358 00:15:48,609 --> 00:15:50,708 Ever since we started going out, 359 00:15:50,744 --> 00:15:53,678 it's like you have all the power in this relationship 360 00:15:53,713 --> 00:15:56,515 and I have nothing. 361 00:15:57,884 --> 00:15:58,950 Yeah. 362 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,501 Okay. 363 00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:13,209 Little Bev is gonna love this stuff. 364 00:16:13,296 --> 00:16:15,514 Oh, I remember this. The kids loved it. 365 00:16:15,553 --> 00:16:18,100 It's how they learned their animal noises. 366 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,685 What does the cow say? 367 00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:27,811 I know what the zombie cow says. 368 00:16:27,836 --> 00:16:31,170 And let's see what the birdie says. 369 00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:37,468 I'll be right back. Keep an eye on little Bev. 370 00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:38,718 Hold on. Where you going? 371 00:16:38,743 --> 00:16:40,087 Oh, you mean this? 372 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,789 I realized I don't need the bartender job 373 00:16:42,824 --> 00:16:44,323 to make more money. 374 00:16:44,359 --> 00:16:46,228 I'm recycling these beer cans. 375 00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:47,674 Where'd you get so many? 376 00:16:47,721 --> 00:16:49,287 From the garage. 377 00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:50,622 There were a couple cases in the fridge. 378 00:16:50,658 --> 00:16:52,624 You poured out my beer?! 379 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:56,127 Hey, if I can't be trusted around alcohol at work, 380 00:16:56,152 --> 00:16:58,730 I certainly can't be trusted around it at home. 381 00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:01,833 I mean, that's what you were worried about, right? 382 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,970 Can you give us a minute? 383 00:17:06,306 --> 00:17:08,206 Yeah. I got to go to work anyway. 384 00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,841 And we can get you more beer. 385 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:11,376 You're gonna be okay. 386 00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:16,307 So, was pouring out all my beer 387 00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:18,016 supposed to make me change my mind? 388 00:17:18,052 --> 00:17:21,185 I'm just showing you that alcohol is everywhere. 389 00:17:21,253 --> 00:17:22,987 If I want to drink, I can drink. 390 00:17:23,056 --> 00:17:24,689 And nothing makes you want to drink more 391 00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:27,297 than dealing with kids, like right now. 392 00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:30,643 But unfortunately, I got no beer! 393 00:17:31,452 --> 00:17:33,653 I'm a grown woman, Dad. 394 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,233 You have no right to interfere in my life. 395 00:17:36,268 --> 00:17:38,235 Everybody wants me out of their life 396 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:40,537 until they have to move back into my house, 397 00:17:40,573 --> 00:17:42,707 which I thank God I have to give you. 398 00:17:42,742 --> 00:17:46,010 But this family... 399 00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:48,378 we're not blessed with the best of luck. 400 00:17:48,414 --> 00:17:50,480 And I'm running out of nets to save you. 401 00:17:50,516 --> 00:17:53,250 Dad, it's okay that you're not gonna be able 402 00:17:53,285 --> 00:17:55,719 to save us every time. 403 00:17:55,754 --> 00:17:58,554 I know that you're anxious that I'm gonna drink. 404 00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:01,024 Guess what. So am I. 405 00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:03,559 That's not making me feel better. 406 00:18:03,595 --> 00:18:06,096 Let me finish. 407 00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:08,765 I'm working hard to stay sober. 408 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,701 But I have to live with the uncertainty, 409 00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:13,937 and because you love me, 410 00:18:13,972 --> 00:18:15,872 you have to live with it, too. 411 00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:18,775 See, if I'm worried about it, 412 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:20,343 then I have to try to fix it. 413 00:18:20,378 --> 00:18:22,278 It's the one thing I know how to do. 414 00:18:22,313 --> 00:18:23,613 Well, you know what? 415 00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:26,015 Get retrained for another job. 416 00:18:26,051 --> 00:18:27,984 Maybe you could be a bartender. 417 00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:31,386 Although, with the way you drink, 418 00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:33,021 I don't think it's a good idea. 419 00:18:37,728 --> 00:18:39,828 - Hey. - Hey. 420 00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,666 So, I need to talk to you. 421 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:49,304 Sometimes you do something stupid 422 00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:51,974 and it seems like the right thing 423 00:18:52,009 --> 00:18:53,075 when you're doing it. 424 00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,477 And some things are just stupid 425 00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:58,981 and they stay stupid all the way through. 426 00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:00,883 Uh-huh. 427 00:19:07,991 --> 00:19:10,324 I've been seeing David for the last month, 428 00:19:10,393 --> 00:19:11,692 and I feel horrible. 429 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:16,664 But it's over, and I'm so sorry. 430 00:19:16,699 --> 00:19:19,642 And it took me a minute to come to my senses. 431 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,503 But, Ben, I know what we have, 432 00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,405 and I love you. 433 00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:27,374 Let me just finish this. 434 00:19:29,514 --> 00:19:31,459 "And that's why 435 00:19:31,522 --> 00:19:36,417 I'm breaking up with you." 436 00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:39,386 Wait. What? 437 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:43,357 I've known about David since the flat tire. 438 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:44,599 How? 439 00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:48,202 When David was there and I showed up, 440 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,031 you had the same expression as this guy 441 00:19:51,099 --> 00:19:53,467 caught with 10 pounds of cocaine in his ass. 442 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,139 You lied to me. 443 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,481 I asked you and the kids to move in with me, 444 00:20:01,506 --> 00:20:02,580 and you said you couldn't 445 00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:04,468 because of what your father had been through. 446 00:20:04,493 --> 00:20:07,545 Now I find out it's 'cause of David? 447 00:20:07,609 --> 00:20:09,282 Please. 448 00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:11,452 There's got to be something I can do to make this right. 449 00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:13,515 Mnh. I'm sorry. I'm done. 450 00:20:14,857 --> 00:20:17,123 Wait. So, are you firing me? 451 00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:19,492 Look, you can relax, all right? 452 00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:21,661 Unfortunately, I need you, 453 00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:24,831 which is a real miscalculation on my part. 454 00:20:24,899 --> 00:20:30,703 So, we are going to work together, awkwardly, 455 00:20:30,739 --> 00:20:32,905 for eight hours a day, five days a week, 456 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,774 because we're professionals. 457 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,877 I'm gonna go get a coffee. You want one? 458 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,679 Sure. That'd be nice. 459 00:20:39,748 --> 00:20:41,280 Write down what you want 460 00:20:41,315 --> 00:20:43,516 and then carry that with you 461 00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:45,951 in case you're ever at a place that sells coffee. 462 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,384 Oh, my God. 463 00:20:59,419 --> 00:21:02,624 We've been doing the cow for like 20 minutes. 464 00:21:02,687 --> 00:21:05,653 Wait. No. It's only been 2 minutes. 465 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,791 Harris, are you crazy? 466 00:21:08,826 --> 00:21:10,259 In case you haven't noticed, 467 00:21:10,295 --> 00:21:12,795 we've got addiction problems in our family. 468 00:21:12,844 --> 00:21:15,605 And you... who does your ink? 469 00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:16,667 It's fabulous. 470 00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:20,703 I know she was talking, 471 00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:24,348 but all I heard was, "Mooooo!" 472 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:30,500 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com