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               [Miri]               
             Previously...           

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           [door clangs shut]        

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              [Janice]              
          Okay, six weeks out.       

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        How are you coping with      

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     life outside the facility?     

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               [Miri]               
     I am on it like a car bonnet.   

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    -This is getting silly, Miri.   
     -[Miri]   You slept with Dom.    

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   I'm not like you, Dad. I can't   
   just pretend nothing happened.   

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 There are no local environmental 
        groups in this town.        

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     Social media, here I come.     

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         My only purpose is         
       to be the town pariah.       

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          "Tina Tiny Tits,          
 you're so weak, you're a freak"? 

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         And then you become        
   a policewoman with a truncheon. 

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          I was never here.         
         Do you understand?         

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                Yes.                

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               [Miri]               
 I saw Lara's mum-- Mrs. Boback.   

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               [Norah]              
             I've left him.          

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     Miri, if there's something     
     bothering you, then we sh--    

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   Look, nothing is bothering me.   
 It's just, can you just drop it? 

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    I don't forgive you. I can't.   

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     But we have to work it out     
              for Lara.             

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            And also, I need         
           somewhere to stay         

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             before I kill           
          my fucking parents.        

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               [John]               
             It's the rage           

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         I find the hardest,        
   the fury that she gets to live   

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    when she took my little girl    
              from me.              

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      [Janice]   Congratulations!     
           The job is yours!         

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               [John]               
        And I want to stop her,      

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              halt her,             

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              destroy her.           

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               [John]               
          There is a crying        

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             In my heart           

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              That never           

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            Will be still          

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            Like the voice         

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           Of a lonely bird        

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         Behind a starry hill      

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           My feet are slow        

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          My eyes are blind        

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          My hands too weak        

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               To hold             

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          It is the universe       

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                I seek             

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               All life            

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            I would enfold         

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                Bye.                

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              [crying]              
          There is a crying        

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             In my heart           

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           That never will         

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               [cries]              

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             [sniffles]             

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          [sniffles, sighs]         

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               [yells]              

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               [sighs]              

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             [sniffles]             

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        tense, haunting music      

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         [birds screeching]         

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                -Hi.                
              -Oh, hi.              

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             -Miri. Yes.            
      -I was just... I was just     

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         -coming to see you.        
               -Yeah?               

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          Um, I'm so sorry          
        about the other day.        

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    Yeah, I thought maybe it was    
     an excuse for you not to--     

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        -Oh, no! No, no, no.        
                -No.                

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         I just had to sort         
           some stuff out.          

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    And I did, and I'm here now.    

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      Well, I'm just packing up     
     some of Anna's stuff, so...    

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      Oh, well, can I help you?     

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   No! No, no, no, don't be silly. 

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          -I can help you.          
              -Really?              

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               Please.              

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           Okay, come on.           

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                Yeah.               

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          -[strumming softly]        
         -[chuckles softly]         

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          She liked stuff.          

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      You must really miss her.     

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             Yeah. Yeah,            
       she was unconventional.      

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          Kind of amazing.          

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     I mean, she'd shit in a box    
      and send it to your mum,      

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           but she'd also           
       flamingo-dance topless       

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    in the middle of Times Square   
    just 'cause she felt like it.   

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        She was an adventure.       

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            I'd never met           
       anyone like her before.      

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          And... I have...          

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           [both chuckle]           

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         ...never met anyone        
      like you before, either.      

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           [Miri giggles]           

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          Okay, um, drink?          

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       -Do you want...? Yeah.       
          -Yes. Thank you.          

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       Right, I'll get you...       

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      [inhales sharply, sighs]      

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             Mm-hmm. Oh.            

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       [footsteps approaching]      

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                -Oh!                
       -I got you an Um Bongo       

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        just because... Whoa!       

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    -Oh, no, no, no! No, no, no.    
              -No, no.              

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       -She had a very high--       
     -You don't need to explain.    

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           -It's fine. Oh.          
         -And what she'd...         

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      Look. It's funny because      
      she would like to pretend     

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    -to be a horse, and I would--   
     -Oh! Wow! That sounds fun.     

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   -Yeah. [stammers] The thing is, 
             -Yeah. No.             

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   -she sometimes, she sometimes,   
               -Yeah.               

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   -she would like to put these... 
               -Great.              

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              -...up--              
     -Great. Great. Oh, my God.     

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            I'm so sorry.           
   I've just seen... I remembered   

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          that I have to go         
       to my parents' house...      

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               -Yeah.               
           -'Cause we need          

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         -to get some stuff.        
             -Okay. Yes.            

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    -So I hope I've been of use.    
             -No. wait.             

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     But, um... oh, before I go,    
           I'm just gonna           

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          clear up the mess         
          that I have made.         

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 I can do that. Don't touch that. 
    Please, no, don't touch that.   

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         Oh, that's probably        
           been in a hole.          

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         -An actual asshole.        
           -Okay. [groans]          

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     -Aah! A willy! Oh, my God.     
              -[groans]             

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            -Just-just...           
             -Um, okay.             

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      -I can't get that one in.     
             -All right.            

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             -Look. Hey.            
    -It's okay. It's okay. Look.    

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     This has been so much fun.     
      It's so nice to see you!      

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       -Yes. Yeah. [stammers]       
    -And I'll see you again soon.   

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       -Jesus Christ. [laughs]      
         -Oh, God. Oh, God.         

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         -[shrieks, laughs]         
            -Right. Uh...           

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           -What fun! Bye.          
               -Yeah.               

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        -[footsteps running]        
               -Um...               

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            [door closes]           

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            -I saw Miri.            
             -Which one?            

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            The real one.           
      She was outside Billy's.      

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         I miss her, Oscar.         

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            I don't know            
       what to do with myself.      

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             Well, maybe            
       you should do something      

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   for someone else for a change.   

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             -I do. I...            
         -[camera clicking]         

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      Well, I... Sometimes I...     

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          I can't work out          
    this bloody Instagram thing.    

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         I'm trying to start        
    a "Make Hythe Clean" account,   

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    but I... I keep taking photos   
             of my chin.            

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        Maybe I could help--        
       take the photo for you.      

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         You're just as bad         
         at phones as I am.         

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     And, anyway, it's all about    
       the selfie, apparently.      

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               [sighs]              

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        soft, whimsical music      

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         [birds screeching]         

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           [phone ringing]          

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               -Hello?              
      -[Janice]   Miri, I'm here.     

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               -Where?              
                 -Here!              

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          Next to the lube.         

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         What, there's lube         
          on the beach now?         

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              -Christ!              
               -What? No!            

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     I'm-I'm at the supermarket.    
     I just spoke to your boss.     

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       Oh! Oh, can you believe      
           I got the job?           

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               Of course.            

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          Angela's my link.         
 She gives all my girls a chance. 

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          Oh, right. Okay.          

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           But hear what,           
         you can't start yet        

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         because you're not         
           in the system.           

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               -What?               
           -She emailed you?         

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 Well, I don't have an email yet. 

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                  Oh.                

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         Listen up, Grandma.        
   You've got to be in the system   

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   by today, or they can't put you 
 on the payroll until next month. 

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      So you need to get down here   
               with your             

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      -National Insurance number--   
               -Okay.               

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           And, of course,          
         your bank details.         

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       My bank details. Yeah.       

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          Miri, please tell me       
       you've got a bank account.    

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     -I have got a bank account.    
                 -Good.              

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   Otherwise, you've flopped this   

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     before you've even started,    
                girl.               

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              [laughs]              
         Now leave me alone.        

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              Oh, shit.             

172
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       Cherry-flavored. Boom.       

173
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                 Oh.                

174
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              [coughs]              

175
00:07:38,599 --> 00:07:40,639
          [birds squawking]         

176
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        [indistinct chatter]        

177
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      -I've brought you some--      
             -Chlamydia?            

178
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        No. A donation. Food.       

179
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   And I have time if-if I can be   
   of any use to the church group. 

180
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      I think this town has had     
      enough of you, Caroline.      

181
00:08:07,799 --> 00:08:09,799
        soft, whimsical music      

182
00:08:09,799 --> 00:08:11,839
                                  

183
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            Unbelievable.           

184
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             [sniffles]             

185
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,279
                 Oh.                

186
00:08:40,239 --> 00:08:42,759
       [footsteps approaching]      

187
00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:44,839
      I thought you'd gone out.     

188
00:08:44,839 --> 00:08:47,359
       I've got a sore tummy.       

189
00:08:47,399 --> 00:08:48,799
        Where are you going?        

190
00:08:48,839 --> 00:08:50,319
    Rubbish doesn't clear itself.   

191
00:08:50,319 --> 00:08:52,399
    I've got a town to motivate.    

192
00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,999
     I'd come with you, but I'm     
      Hythe's most hated woman.     

193
00:08:54,999 --> 00:08:57,919
    Yes, you are fairly divisive.   

194
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         But they'll forget.        

195
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           They always do.          

196
00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:05,919
            But will he?            

197
00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:10,599
               [sighs]              

198
00:09:10,599 --> 00:09:12,239
           [phone buzzes]           

199
00:09:12,279 --> 00:09:14,839
       upbeat, whimsical music     

200
00:09:14,879 --> 00:09:16,999
                                  

201
00:09:23,039 --> 00:09:25,439
    Miri Matteson. It's M-A-T-T--   

202
00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,479
 No, it's not coming up. When did 
      you last use the account?     

203
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:30,199
       Um, around Spring 2001?      

204
00:09:30,199 --> 00:09:32,039
                2001?               

205
00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,359
               -Yeah.               
        -Right. Well, that's        

206
00:09:33,359 --> 00:09:34,559
     -an awfully long time ago.     
              -I do...              

207
00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:36,519
         Well, I-I did have         
          an account here.          

208
00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:38,279
              -In 2001?             
   -Yeah, I just haven't used it.   

209
00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:40,159
            -Since 2001?            
   -I'm aware that that might seem 

210
00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:41,479
        a little bit strange.       

211
00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:42,959
          You haven't used          
     your account for 18 years?     

212
00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:44,399
       Look, I-I'm not lying!       
         I had all the pigs!        

213
00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:47,199
             -The pigs?             
     -Yeah. The one in the kilt.    

214
00:09:47,199 --> 00:09:48,879
      -You had a pig in a kilt?     
         -Yeah. And the one,        

215
00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:51,159
       -um, with the top hat.       
               -Right.              

216
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,679
       It's my first week back      
        from maternity leave,       

217
00:09:52,719 --> 00:09:55,039
         -and I'm knackered.        
 -Yeah, they gave them out. Pigs. 

218
00:09:55,039 --> 00:09:56,839
          -Course they did.         
 -You may not have been born yet, 

219
00:09:56,879 --> 00:09:59,879
     but that is what we had as,    
 like, an incentive to bank here. 

220
00:09:59,879 --> 00:10:01,679
      I had three broken hours      
        of sleep last night.        

221
00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:04,639
     She means piggy banks, and     
    I had them, too, if it helps.   

222
00:10:04,639 --> 00:10:06,719
           Fuck off, Dom.           
       I'm so sorry about him.      

223
00:10:06,719 --> 00:10:07,959
        Right, so if you want       
          a bank account--          

224
00:10:07,999 --> 00:10:09,119
   Yes, I do. I really, really do. 

225
00:10:09,119 --> 00:10:10,439
          -She really does.         
           -Just go away!           

226
00:10:10,439 --> 00:10:11,799
          -Just go online.          
        -I don't have online.       

227
00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:13,239
          -She's analogue.          
            -Ignore him.            

228
00:10:13,239 --> 00:10:14,599
      -I'm just trying to help.     
          -Fine. Then just          

229
00:10:14,599 --> 00:10:16,159
   take this home and fill it in.   

230
00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:17,599
        -I've got a pen, so--       
           -Name, address.          

231
00:10:17,599 --> 00:10:19,839
        No! Can you piss off?       
        Sorry. Piss off! Um,        

232
00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:21,559
   -so if I am between addresses?   
            -Oh, my God.            

233
00:10:21,599 --> 00:10:23,799
     There's a really big queue     
   behind you. Just take the form. 

234
00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:25,319
          Should I just say         
    that I live with my parents?    

235
00:10:25,319 --> 00:10:26,799
   -If that's where you live, yes. 
           -I don't care.           

236
00:10:26,839 --> 00:10:28,239
           -Take the form.          
   -I can help you with the form.   

237
00:10:28,239 --> 00:10:30,959
           No, thank you.           
         Thank   you,   Sharon.         

238
00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,879
                Next!               

239
00:10:34,079 --> 00:10:35,439
              ...sake.              

240
00:10:35,479 --> 00:10:37,639
      Wait. I got you a quiche.     

241
00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:39,079
       I don't want a quiche.       

242
00:10:39,079 --> 00:10:41,119
         Oh, I'm just trying        
           to make amends.          

243
00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:42,639
        What, with a quiche?        

244
00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:44,319
   Well, a girl in my Bible group   
           says it's good           

245
00:10:44,359 --> 00:10:46,279
    to say sorry if you... well,    
    if you want to start afresh.    

246
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,559
     What, you've found God now?    

247
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,679
           I'm just trying          
         to get to know him.        

248
00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:50,959
    I need any friend I can get.    

249
00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:53,439
         No! No, no, no. No,        
     I don't want to talk to you    

250
00:10:53,439 --> 00:10:54,879
       or your mate, the Lord,      
          so just give up.          

251
00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:57,039
            I understand.           
    You hate me. I let you down.    

252
00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:59,639
      No, you entirely lived up     
     to my expectations of you.     

253
00:10:59,639 --> 00:11:01,839
   I just can't be bothered. Ugh!   

254
00:11:01,839 --> 00:11:03,519
          Why is everything         
          so fucking hard?!         

255
00:11:03,519 --> 00:11:06,039
        Your mum just sent me       
     a dick pic of my own dick.     

256
00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,079
        [seagulls shrieking]        

257
00:11:08,079 --> 00:11:09,679
               -What?               
              -I know.              

258
00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:11,599
              I-I think             
     she's fucking with my head.    

259
00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:13,799
    Sorry. She sent you a picture   
            of   your   dick?           

260
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,279
               -Yeah.               
            -Oh, uh, ugh.           

261
00:11:16,279 --> 00:11:18,639
   That is smashed, so how do you   
       even know that that--?       

262
00:11:18,639 --> 00:11:19,879
         I know my own dick         
        when I see it, Miri.        

263
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,279
               -Right.              
        -So if you see her...       

264
00:11:22,279 --> 00:11:23,599
              -[scoffs]             
          -...just tell her         

265
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,119
       that's really hurtful.       

266
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,519
        And that I don't know       
           what it means.           

267
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,839
              [laughs]              

268
00:11:27,839 --> 00:11:29,359
            But tell her            
        that I'm sorry, too.        

269
00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,839
         Yeah? 'Cause I am.         
           It's not funny.          

270
00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:35,199
             No, I know,            
   but it sort of is. Oh, Christ.   

271
00:11:35,239 --> 00:11:38,039
    -It really got under my skin.   
    -Oh, I mean, it was probably    

272
00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:41,919
   a mistake, but, oh, my God, my   
   mum sends sexual pictures now!   

273
00:11:41,919 --> 00:11:44,279
       Oh, I want you to know       
       that we hardly ever...       

274
00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:46,359
                -Ugh!               
 -It was mostly, like, hand jobs, 

275
00:11:46,359 --> 00:11:47,879
            -second base.           
             -Oh, yuck!             

276
00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:49,039
           Like, sometimes          
          we went to third.         

277
00:11:49,079 --> 00:11:50,639
     Wait. Which one's boobies?     

278
00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:52,919
         Oh, just enough of         
   the sex stuff! It's everywhere! 

279
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,719
      Hey, I've been abstinent      
     for three full weeks, so...    

280
00:11:54,759 --> 00:11:56,679
 Well, it's been 18 years for me, 

281
00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:59,039
        and now my mum gives        
      better hand jobs than me      

282
00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,199
 and sends people willy pictures, 
       and people stick things      

283
00:12:01,199 --> 00:12:03,319
           in their asses           
 that make them look like horses. 

284
00:12:03,319 --> 00:12:05,039
       And I have had enough,       
             and I have             

285
00:12:05,079 --> 00:12:06,799
    to find my National Insurance   
           card right now,          

286
00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:08,319
   or I will not have a job, okay? 
              Goodbye!              

287
00:12:08,319 --> 00:12:10,519
    Is this woman bothering you?    

288
00:12:10,519 --> 00:12:12,719
            -Oh, my God!            
      -Do you feel unsafe, sir?     

289
00:12:12,719 --> 00:12:14,319
      Oh, no. She's my friend.      

290
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,519
        -I'm not your friend.       
     -What are you doing outside    

291
00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:16,919
     a bank at this time of day?    

292
00:12:16,919 --> 00:12:18,439
       I'm planning a robbery,      
              actually.             

293
00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:21,119
       Right. That's treason.       
       I'm writing that down.       

294
00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:22,679
         That's not treason.        
    Do you know what treason is?    

295
00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:23,999
    It's not treason. Oh, my God.   

296
00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:25,799
          Can everyone just         
       leave me alone, please?      

297
00:12:25,799 --> 00:12:27,159
    Leonard's on paternity leave,   
 so guess who's covering for him. 

298
00:12:27,199 --> 00:12:28,519
                -Who?               
                -Me.                

299
00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:30,519
          -[scoffs softly]          
          -One foot wrong,          

300
00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:32,799
     and you're back in prison,     
        so don't forget that.       

301
00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:35,039
         How can I, with you        
      following me everywhere?      

302
00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:37,079
       Yeah, my point exactly.      

303
00:12:37,079 --> 00:12:39,239
        [seagulls screeching]       

304
00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:40,959
            [Miri scoffs]           

305
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,959
      -Hey, do you want a lift?     
                -No.                

306
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:44,919
        -She's following you.       
             -I'm fine!             

307
00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:47,079
     She's still following you.     

308
00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:49,479
      hypnotic, percussive music  

309
00:12:49,479 --> 00:12:51,519
                                  

310
00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:05,239
      It smells quite... bummy.     

311
00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,439
              -Does it?             
             -Hmm, yeah.            

312
00:13:11,439 --> 00:13:15,599
   I don't know. Uh, yeah, maybe.   

313
00:13:15,599 --> 00:13:18,239
    Twins can be bummy. [laughs]    

314
00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:20,639
     She... she kicked you out?     

315
00:13:22,839 --> 00:13:25,319
               -She--               
          -No. No, I was...         

316
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,319
          Just like my car.         

317
00:13:27,319 --> 00:13:29,039
      I like hanging out in it.     

318
00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:32,319
   -Because it is now your house.   
                -No.                

319
00:13:32,319 --> 00:13:33,959
             [chuckling]            
         No, it's all good.         

320
00:13:33,999 --> 00:13:35,839
         We're good. Just...        

321
00:13:35,839 --> 00:13:39,559
          happy as a Larry.         

322
00:13:40,999 --> 00:13:43,679
             [Dom sighs]            

323
00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:47,679
         Um, when we were...        

324
00:13:49,319 --> 00:13:51,679
      Was I... was I, like...?      

325
00:13:51,719 --> 00:13:53,639
        Was I okay at stuff?        

326
00:13:54,639 --> 00:13:56,359
        Oh, you mean like...?       

327
00:13:56,359 --> 00:13:58,559
         -Yeah, yeah, yeah.         
                -Oh.                

328
00:13:58,599 --> 00:14:01,319
         I was just grateful        
            for anything.           

329
00:14:01,359 --> 00:14:03,279
             -Forget it.            
            -Do you mean,           

330
00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:04,599
   were you better than your mum?   

331
00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:06,319
           Oh, my God, no!          
         No. No, forget it!         

332
00:14:06,319 --> 00:14:07,999
     -Oh, no, no, no! [stammers]    
     -Just forget it! Forget it!    

333
00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,519
   You were a really good kisser.   
       I mean, a little toothy      

334
00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:11,359
      -on the blow job, but...      
 -Oh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! 

335
00:14:11,399 --> 00:14:13,079
           But, like, hey,          
      a blow job's a blow job.      

336
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,999
       I mean, are you looking      
              for tips?             

337
00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:18,159
      Porn is really great now.     

338
00:14:18,199 --> 00:14:20,239
       Oh, I'll just nip down       
      to Blockbuster, shall I?      

339
00:14:20,239 --> 00:14:23,679
              [laughs]              
      No. It's free. Google it.     

340
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:26,879
     That-that's what I would do    
       if I wasn't abstinent.       

341
00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,319
              Bye, Dom.             

342
00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:33,279
        [seagulls screeching]       

343
00:14:34,439 --> 00:14:36,559
          You try to help.          
              [scoffs]              

344
00:14:39,319 --> 00:14:40,959
          [inhales sharply]         

345
00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:42,759
              [exhales]             

346
00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:46,439
            Tit... wank.            

347
00:14:46,439 --> 00:14:49,679
         No. No, no, no, no.        

348
00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:54,319
       Oh, I'm sorry, big guy.      

349
00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:56,239
      slow, contemplative music    

350
00:14:56,239 --> 00:14:59,199
                                  

351
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,519
            You're late.            

352
00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:13,199
             It's gone.             

353
00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,399
     They're gonna make it into     

354
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:18,679
       a champagne oyster bar,      
             apparently.            

355
00:15:18,719 --> 00:15:20,999
   They've torn it all out inside. 

356
00:15:21,799 --> 00:15:25,479
      Our table is still there,     
     though, among the wreckage.    

357
00:15:25,479 --> 00:15:28,479
   So no chip butties and hot tea? 

358
00:15:29,919 --> 00:15:31,679
                 No.                

359
00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:36,639
           Do you remember          
       when she tried to catch      

360
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,919
            a great white           
 with that little ball of string? 

361
00:15:38,919 --> 00:15:43,079
      All those burly fishermen     
 in a row, and then her. [laughs] 

362
00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:44,759
           So determined.           

363
00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:46,439
        [seagulls screeching]       

364
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,519
               [sighs]              

365
00:15:50,319 --> 00:15:52,279
         slow, haunting music      

366
00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:54,079
                                  

367
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,199
       What were you gonna do       
           in Bali anyway?          

368
00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:59,879
   She always wanted to go there.   

369
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:02,279
         Do you really think        
     you could cope on your own?    

370
00:16:02,279 --> 00:16:04,279
     I wasn't thinking straight.    
             I'm sorry.             

371
00:16:04,279 --> 00:16:06,039
         We-we can go home.         
         We can start again.        

372
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,399
             You've got             
   your golf tournament on Friday. 

373
00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:10,879
             No, no, no.            

374
00:16:10,879 --> 00:16:13,559
       You wanted to be here.       

375
00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:16,039
    I just wanted to say goodbye    
          to Lara before--          

376
00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:17,439
        Well, we're here now.       

377
00:16:17,439 --> 00:16:19,519
    So we're not going anywhere.    

378
00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:24,199
        There's things to do.       

379
00:16:24,239 --> 00:16:26,039
            John, please.           

380
00:16:26,079 --> 00:16:28,599
          I said I'm sorry.         
        Please let's go home.       

381
00:16:28,599 --> 00:16:30,639
                 No.                

382
00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:42,039
          I don't run away.         

383
00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:55,639
             -[knocking]            
           -[Caroline] Oh.          

384
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,479
      I thought you were Oscar.     

385
00:16:57,479 --> 00:16:59,239
                 No.                

386
00:16:59,239 --> 00:17:01,159
            How are you?            

387
00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:03,799
        Oh, I'm just looking        
     for some proof of identity.    

388
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:06,599
       I need a bank account,       
      or I can't start my job.      

389
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:12,119
                 Ha!                

390
00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:15,639
           [clicks tongue]          
                 Oh.                

391
00:17:16,639 --> 00:17:18,479
          [Caroline]                
      Here. This is everything.     

392
00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:22,279
    Um, National Insurance card,    
        passport, et cetera.        

393
00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:24,519
      Kept it all safe for you.     

394
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:27,119
              -Thanks.              
           -Not a problem.          

395
00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,079
       -Where are you staying?      
            -Uh, Mandy's.           

396
00:17:30,079 --> 00:17:32,559
                -Oh.                
     -It's temporary. We talked.    

397
00:17:32,599 --> 00:17:34,919
            Are you okay?           

398
00:17:34,919 --> 00:17:37,119
        Inflammatory pelvis.        

399
00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:38,879
            -Because of?            
               -Yeah.               

400
00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:42,839
          An STD at my age,         
      quite the badge of shame.     

401
00:17:42,839 --> 00:17:44,679
                -Hmm.               
         -And I deserve it.         

402
00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:46,879
       Why did you, with Dom?       

403
00:17:46,879 --> 00:17:49,279
       I mean, you can't have,      
          like, loved him.          

404
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:51,879
            -Christ, no!            
              -So, why?             

405
00:17:51,879 --> 00:17:53,319
    Well, middle-aged men do this   
            all the time.           

406
00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:54,799
       We don't ask them why.       
          We roll our eyes.         

407
00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:56,999
          Oh, Mum, come on!         

408
00:17:56,999 --> 00:17:59,239
   Relationships die without sex.   

409
00:17:59,239 --> 00:18:00,599
      Well, not all of them do.     

410
00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:02,399
     And you don't stop wanting     
            to be wanted.           

411
00:18:02,399 --> 00:18:05,799
 You don't just switch off... and 
    your father has a lower sex--   

412
00:18:05,799 --> 00:18:07,799
          Oh, right, okay!          
       Enough, enough, enough,      

413
00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,319
   enough, enough, enough, enough. 

414
00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:12,919
         Oh, I am so sorry.         

415
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,599
        It was unforgivable.        

416
00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:18,959
         You sent a dick pic        
        back to him earlier.        

417
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,879
             -Dick what?            
        -Yeah, I didn't know        

418
00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:22,399
     what they were until today.    

419
00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:23,239
    Well, I don't know anything,    
           it seems, so...          

420
00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:25,119
            Oh, oh, God!            

421
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:26,839
               No, no!              
    I was trying to delete the...   

422
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,559
          Oh, Christ! Miri,         
     you have to believe me. I--    

423
00:18:29,559 --> 00:18:31,199
           Yeah, no, okay.          
        I-I do. Don't worry.        

424
00:18:31,199 --> 00:18:32,719
              -[sighs]              
              -Anyway,              

425
00:18:32,759 --> 00:18:33,839
   it really fucked with his head. 

426
00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:35,879
          Hmm. Well, good.          

427
00:18:35,919 --> 00:18:38,559
       Your room's always here      
           if you need it.          

428
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,679
               Thanks.              

429
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,999
          soft, gentle music       

430
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,119
                                  

431
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:51,839
             Oh. Hello.             

432
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,199
                 Hi.                

433
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,799
                Yeah.               

434
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:56,279
         I've just got to--         

435
00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:57,999
 -Yeah, me too. I've got... Yeah. 
               -Yeah.               

436
00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:02,559
             [chuckles]             

437
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,199
           [laughs softly]          

438
00:19:04,199 --> 00:19:05,959
               [Oscar]              
       What's the world come to?     

439
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:07,959
      Forgetting to rinse tins,     

440
00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:10,759
          plastic wrapping,         
       perfectly good food...       

441
00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:13,159
          Oh, fiddlesticks!         

442
00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:16,199
         Bloody coffee cups.        

443
00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:17,439
         Whoa. I don't want         
          any trouble, man.         

444
00:19:17,479 --> 00:19:19,599
              I just...             
     I wanted to give you this.     

445
00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:22,559
              A quiche?             

446
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:23,959
       Well, it's an apology.       

447
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:25,439
         No. It's a quiche.         

448
00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:27,599
     For intercoursing my wife?     

449
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,079
    Look, you should forgive me.    

450
00:19:30,079 --> 00:19:32,799
    You know, I-I forgave myself,   
         and it felt great.         

451
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,559
         You're interrupting        
           my livestream.           

452
00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:37,599
     I'm giving you ten seconds.    

453
00:19:37,599 --> 00:19:38,919
                -Ten.               
             -All right.            

454
00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:40,839
       -All right. All right.       
            -Nine. Eight.           

455
00:19:40,839 --> 00:19:42,959
             -All right!            
            -Seven. six.            

456
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:45,039
             [grumbles]             

457
00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:47,639
   You should get a selfie stick,   
             by the way.            

458
00:19:47,639 --> 00:19:49,879
                Yeah.               

459
00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:52,079
     There we go. That is just a    
   leaflet about Internet banking. 

460
00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:54,159
              -Thanks.              
               -Yeah.               

461
00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:57,399
   Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 

462
00:19:57,399 --> 00:19:59,879
       You work on commission?      
       Big mistake. Big. Huge.      

463
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:02,879
   I've always wanted to say that. 

464
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:06,199
       You probably don't know      
           that reference           

465
00:20:06,199 --> 00:20:07,839
    because you're too young, but   
   it's from the film   Pretty Woman 

466
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,479
      where, um, Julia Roberts,     
    the prostitute-- sex worker--   

467
00:20:10,479 --> 00:20:12,319
      she goes back to the shop     
   that wouldn't serve her before, 

468
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,479
       and then she shows 'em       
        how rich she is now,        

469
00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:16,279
    but then she won't shop there   
     because they were too mean.    

470
00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:18,279
      And they're like, "Ugh!"      

471
00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:21,479
           Their faces are          
     an absolute sight. [laughs]    

472
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,439
     So you-you won't be banking    
              with us?              

473
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:26,159
    Oh, no. No, that's... Sorry.    

474
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:28,479
    No, that's not what I meant.    
   [chuckles] So, here. Thank you. 

475
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,839
          So you would like         
          to bank with us?          

476
00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:32,159
            Yes, please.            
        I'd love to. Thanks.        

477
00:20:32,159 --> 00:20:33,479
             Oh, my God.            

478
00:20:34,879 --> 00:20:37,719
   On further analysis, that quote 
       doesn't entirely mirror      

479
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:40,479
     -this particular situation.    
         -No, not remotely.         

480
00:20:40,479 --> 00:20:43,279
         But it... you know,        
 it felt right. The spirit of it. 

481
00:20:43,279 --> 00:20:46,359
           -It felt right.          
     -And your account details.     

482
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:48,519
          Please never come         
        to my counter again.        

483
00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:50,679
     [gasps] Thank you, Sharon.     
         I promise I won't.         

484
00:20:50,679 --> 00:20:53,319
             I love you.            
      And get some sleep, okay?     

485
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,679
                Bye.                

486
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:55,999
          soft, upbeat music       

487
00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:57,319
                                  

488
00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:58,839
        I've got an account!        

489
00:20:59,839 --> 00:21:01,639
       [Caroline humming a tune]     

490
00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,759
         [continues humming]        

491
00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:06,679
           [stops humming]          

492
00:21:15,439 --> 00:21:19,679
       Thank you, but I think       
      we both need to move on.      

493
00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:32,759
 My Instagram account is on fire. 

494
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,879
     Three likes in four hours.     

495
00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:37,839
   I've got a really good feeling   
             about this.            

496
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:40,479
       -What on earth is that?      
     -Well, it's a selfie stick.    

497
00:21:40,479 --> 00:21:42,039
          I made it myself.         

498
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,279
      I'm just getting started.     

499
00:21:45,479 --> 00:21:48,239
           Had a good chat          
         with Miri, finally.        

500
00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:50,679
   -And I'm feeling a bit better.   
   -Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.   

501
00:21:50,719 --> 00:21:52,359
     I'm about to post a story.     

502
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:55,319
        You can watch me live       
            if you like!            

503
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,239
          slow, quiet music        

504
00:21:57,279 --> 00:21:59,519
                                  

505
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,639
       -Hey, Janice, it's me.       
           -[Janice]   Who?           

506
00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:08,279
    It's Miri. I'm in the system.   

507
00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:10,119
        -I start on Thursday.       
                -Great.              

508
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,879
       I'm busy. Go celebrate       
        with your boyfriend.        

509
00:22:11,879 --> 00:22:13,199
          Oh, I'm going to.         

510
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,879
 But put some makeup on for once. 

511
00:22:14,879 --> 00:22:17,279
   Hey, I might be wearing makeup. 
        Why are you laughing?       

512
00:22:17,319 --> 00:22:19,839
         slow, sinister music      

513
00:22:19,879 --> 00:22:21,919
                                  

514
00:22:28,559 --> 00:22:29,839
      [soft moaning on tablet]      

515
00:22:29,879 --> 00:22:31,199
           I got the job.           

516
00:22:31,239 --> 00:22:33,599
          -Hey, which job?          
       -Uh, the... Uh, anyway,      

517
00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:35,119
     I'm gonna go and see Billy.    
      Can I borrow some makeup?     

518
00:22:35,159 --> 00:22:36,599
            -Yeah, yeah.            
    -Sorry. What is that noise?!    

519
00:22:36,599 --> 00:22:38,439
           Oh, it's porn.           

520
00:22:38,439 --> 00:22:39,519
               -What?               
               -Yeah.               

521
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,639
                -Now?               
      -[man and woman moaning]      

522
00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:44,999
        Oh, look at her eyes.       
           They're so sad.          

523
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:47,239
    Don't look at her eyes, Miri.   
          Look at her tits.         

524
00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:48,879
      But they're not her tits.     

525
00:22:48,879 --> 00:22:51,759
         Ow! Oh! Where have         
       everyone's pubes gone?       

526
00:22:51,759 --> 00:22:54,319
    'Cause I have a lot of pubes.   
         Sorry. Oh, my God.         

527
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:55,839
      Oh, my God, is that what      
        people are doing now?       

528
00:22:55,839 --> 00:22:57,199
           -Are you okay?           
          -Because I can't.         

529
00:22:57,199 --> 00:22:58,479
    -I don't know how to do that.   
             -Are you--?            

530
00:22:58,479 --> 00:22:59,759
       -No, I mean, I'm-I'm...      
               -Okay.               

531
00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:01,119
    I'm having a bit of a panic.    

532
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:02,439
 I think that part of me is dead. 

533
00:23:02,439 --> 00:23:03,719
               -Okay.               
    -What if it's dead? I can't--   

534
00:23:03,719 --> 00:23:04,999
       Okay, Miri, calm down.       
          Calm down, okay?          

535
00:23:04,999 --> 00:23:06,439
              -I can't.             
 -Okay, kay, kay, kay. All right. 

536
00:23:06,479 --> 00:23:08,479
      Have you had a-a little,      
             a little...            

537
00:23:08,479 --> 00:23:10,799
      tingle in your pants yet      
             with Billy?            

538
00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:12,879
             A little...            
       a little fanny tingle?       

539
00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:15,639
               -Yeah.               
               -Yeah?               

540
00:23:15,639 --> 00:23:17,679
        Then you'll be fine.        

541
00:23:17,679 --> 00:23:19,799
              -Really?              
               -Yeah.               

542
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,839
            -Yeah. Yeah.            
               -Okay.               

543
00:23:21,879 --> 00:23:25,039
       -Yeah? [laughs softly]       
                -Yes.               

544
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:26,599
                -Hmm.               
       -[grunting over tablet]      

545
00:23:26,599 --> 00:23:28,519
          I'm gonna borrow          
        your daughter's bike.       

546
00:23:28,519 --> 00:23:31,479
             No, don't.             
     Seriously, she'll kill you.    

547
00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:33,479
          soft, upbeat music       

548
00:23:33,519 --> 00:23:35,559
                                  

549
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,919
            [siren toots]           

550
00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:50,039
          Oh, my God, what?         

551
00:23:50,039 --> 00:23:51,759
         Where are you going        
           at such a pace?          

552
00:23:51,759 --> 00:23:53,759
         I need to see a boy        
         because, uh, uh...         

553
00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:55,079
     It's none of your business.    

554
00:23:55,079 --> 00:23:56,479
    Oh, greedy pussy. I remember.   

555
00:23:56,479 --> 00:23:57,679
               -What?!              
         -You're going over         

556
00:23:57,679 --> 00:23:59,759
          -the speed limit.         
           -I am cycling.           

557
00:23:59,799 --> 00:24:01,399
        Yeah, on a pavement.        

558
00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:03,519
     It's a... it's a promenade.    
      Are you gonna ticket me?      

559
00:24:04,519 --> 00:24:06,679
         I'm out of tickets.        

560
00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:09,079
   But consider yourself ticketed   
            if I had 'em.           

561
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,919
       -Look, can I please go?      
                -No!                

562
00:24:10,919 --> 00:24:12,519
           But you can go.          

563
00:24:13,999 --> 00:24:16,239
   -Right now, but if I see you--   
               -What?               

564
00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:17,599
   Legally cycling on a promenade? 

565
00:24:17,599 --> 00:24:19,079
                -Yes!               
    -Then what are you gonna do?    

566
00:24:19,079 --> 00:24:21,039
 Probably exactly the same thing, 
         but with a ticket.         

567
00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:23,239
    Good for you! Now excuse me.    

568
00:24:23,239 --> 00:24:25,919
        I've got a great big        
        greedy pussy to feed.       

569
00:24:25,919 --> 00:24:27,839
           See you, Teens.          

570
00:24:27,879 --> 00:24:30,399
          soft, upbeat music       

571
00:24:30,439 --> 00:24:33,079
                                  

572
00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:40,039
               [sighs]              

573
00:24:40,039 --> 00:24:41,639
               Oh, no.              

574
00:24:41,639 --> 00:24:43,799
      Yes, come on! You can...      
          you can do this.          

575
00:24:43,839 --> 00:24:45,519
          You've got this.          

576
00:24:46,679 --> 00:24:48,559
          -[doorbell rings]         
               -Fuck.               

577
00:24:49,839 --> 00:24:51,559
              -Hi. Hi.              
              -Hi. Hi.              

578
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:55,039
           Listen, um, um,          
       I'm so sorry, I, uh...       

579
00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:56,639
             I panicked.            

580
00:24:56,639 --> 00:24:58,599
   I'm a bit out of the loop. Um,   

581
00:24:58,599 --> 00:25:02,599
       so I... I may never put      
   something inanimate up my bum,   

582
00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:04,519
      but I wanted you to know      

583
00:25:04,519 --> 00:25:06,999
     that I do really, really...    

584
00:25:07,879 --> 00:25:09,919
                 Oh.                

585
00:25:13,199 --> 00:25:14,399
             Oh, tingle.            

586
00:25:14,399 --> 00:25:16,279
              -[laughs]             
                -Oh.                

587
00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:18,519
               -Yeah.               
              -I, um...             

588
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:21,399
        I never expected you        
      to put anything up your--     

589
00:25:21,439 --> 00:25:23,079
              Shh, shh.             

590
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:24,439
               -What?               
         -Good night, Billy.        

591
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,079
          Right, yes. Okay.         

592
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:28,639
              Oh. Okay.             

593
00:25:28,639 --> 00:25:30,079
                Bye.                

594
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,039
      Please don't watch me go.     
        It's gonna take ages.       

595
00:25:32,039 --> 00:25:34,679
              [laughs]              
                Yeah.               

596
00:25:34,679 --> 00:25:36,199
            -Good night.            
               -Night.              

597
00:25:36,199 --> 00:25:37,599
            Oh. [laughs]            

598
00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:39,639
          -I'm very smooth.         
              -You are.             

599
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:40,879
                Bye!                

600
00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:44,319
        tense, dramatic music      

601
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,839
                                  

602
00:25:48,479 --> 00:25:51,319
        [shuddering breaths]        

603
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,999
       "Hey, Who Really Cares?"    

604
00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:56,719
                                  

605
00:25:57,759 --> 00:26:00,679
           Been coming down        

606
00:26:00,679 --> 00:26:04,439
           For a long time         

607
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:07,639
         Changes coming down       

608
00:26:07,639 --> 00:26:10,479
                On me              

609
00:26:11,999 --> 00:26:16,679
               Can't seem           
       to carry them all now...     

610
00:26:16,719 --> 00:26:20,439
              -[yells]              
          -[engine revving]         

611
00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:22,959
    -[tires squeal, engine revs]    
             -[panting]             

612
00:26:22,959 --> 00:26:24,999
              [gasping]             

613
00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:27,839
             Ow. [sighs]            

614
00:26:29,599 --> 00:26:31,639
              [panting]             

615
00:26:42,679 --> 00:26:44,879
       "Hey, Who Really Cares?"    

616
00:26:44,879 --> 00:26:49,879