1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:30,185 --> 00:00:32,896 It won't be long now. 2 00:00:33,021 --> 00:00:35,016 She had a tremendous innings. 3 00:00:35,141 --> 00:00:37,056 At least she's comfortable. 4 00:00:37,181 --> 00:00:38,953 Yeah, there are worse ways to go. 5 00:00:39,079 --> 00:00:40,999 - Well, this is it. - You're telling me! 6 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:43,412 - You can say that again. - Quiet. 7 00:00:44,272 --> 00:00:46,423 I think it's happening. 8 00:00:46,549 --> 00:00:47,896 Stand by. 9 00:00:56,821 --> 00:00:58,176 I think she's going. 10 00:00:58,301 --> 00:01:00,096 I do hope she stays. 11 00:01:00,221 --> 00:01:01,841 Tenner says she stays. 12 00:01:02,873 --> 00:01:03,789 Deal. 13 00:01:03,914 --> 00:01:06,084 I can't see anything. Can you lift me up a bit? 14 00:01:07,461 --> 00:01:09,302 Not this again. 15 00:01:09,741 --> 00:01:11,056 Who are you? 16 00:01:11,181 --> 00:01:14,136 I am the ghost of your great-grandmother. 17 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:17,118 We are those poor spirits who dwell on, 18 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,590 compelled for reasons unknown... 19 00:01:19,716 --> 00:01:21,577 She's gone. 20 00:01:22,261 --> 00:01:24,096 - Lucky cow. - Good on her, actually. 21 00:01:24,221 --> 00:01:26,256 What's going on? All I can see is shoes. 22 00:01:26,381 --> 00:01:27,896 - You owe me ten. - No, no. 23 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:30,375 - If you listened to what I actually said... - Don't start. 24 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,387 Guys, if you please! 25 00:01:32,513 --> 00:01:35,520 Perhaps one of us should say a few words. 26 00:01:35,646 --> 00:01:36,926 Yes, I'll do it. 27 00:01:39,781 --> 00:01:41,414 Bagsie her room. 28 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:44,056 - She's only just died. - Honestly. 29 00:01:44,181 --> 00:01:47,376 Well, I'll wait until they've taken her away, of course. 30 00:01:47,501 --> 00:01:50,296 She was the last Button of Button House. 31 00:01:50,421 --> 00:01:53,197 The final Button died today. 32 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,696 Though, where she goes, we cannot say. 33 00:01:56,821 --> 00:01:58,616 He's off again. 34 00:01:58,741 --> 00:02:00,296 It seems but only yesterday... 35 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,536 Hey, come on. Don't go without me. Stupid body. 36 00:02:03,661 --> 00:02:06,456 Her life, twas like... 37 00:02:06,581 --> 00:02:08,256 a play. 38 00:02:08,381 --> 00:02:10,987 But with no children of her own, 39 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:16,128 who then will come to call this home? 40 00:02:17,998 --> 00:02:19,944 Well, it's bigger than the place we're renting. 41 00:02:20,069 --> 00:02:23,322 - And slightly over budget, but... - Does it have a garden? 42 00:02:23,448 --> 00:02:25,943 No, but the downstairs flat's got one you can look at. 43 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:28,222 Yeah? 44 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,336 Sorry, one second. 45 00:02:30,461 --> 00:02:32,347 Hello, Clasey Hughes Estate. 46 00:02:34,101 --> 00:02:36,415 - Nice view of the street. - Yeah. 47 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:40,570 "Buddy's Fish 'n' Pizza." 48 00:02:40,941 --> 00:02:43,016 Well, we do like both those things. 49 00:02:46,341 --> 00:02:48,936 - It's rubbish, isn't it? It's so bad. - Yep. It's awful. 50 00:02:49,061 --> 00:02:50,576 And I hate it. 51 00:02:50,701 --> 00:02:52,856 - Sorry. - Nah, fair enough. 52 00:02:52,981 --> 00:02:55,176 I wouldn't want to live here either. 53 00:02:57,741 --> 00:03:00,616 - Hello? - Hello, is that Alison Cooper? 54 00:03:00,741 --> 00:03:02,896 - Speaking. - I'm calling about a house. 55 00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:05,376 We're only looking at flats. We can't afford to buy a house. 56 00:03:05,501 --> 00:03:06,896 This one's not for sale. 57 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,656 Then why are you calling? 58 00:03:08,781 --> 00:03:10,670 God, I hate estate agents. 59 00:03:10,951 --> 00:03:13,056 Apart from the good ones like you. 60 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,187 Yep? 61 00:03:16,313 --> 00:03:19,536 Sorry, I think we've got off on the wrong foot. 62 00:03:19,661 --> 00:03:23,296 I'm a solicitor at Worthing, Cole and Simons, and I'm calling 63 00:03:23,421 --> 00:03:27,861 to inform you that you have in fact inherited a house. 64 00:03:28,861 --> 00:03:31,338 Hello? Hello? 65 00:03:45,735 --> 00:03:50,335 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.MY-SUBS.com 66 00:03:51,101 --> 00:03:54,256 That's you in the corner there. 67 00:03:54,381 --> 00:03:58,496 So, she was like my step-great auntie? 68 00:03:58,621 --> 00:04:01,256 There's no real term for what you are, but she sadly 69 00:04:01,381 --> 00:04:04,482 had no direct relatives and so you're the only one. 70 00:04:05,781 --> 00:04:08,321 I feel like I'm in the head master's office. 71 00:04:08,447 --> 00:04:10,743 I put a pussy willow in Daniel Bellingham's ear, 72 00:04:10,869 --> 00:04:12,867 and he tried to get it out and just pushed it further in. 73 00:04:12,992 --> 00:04:14,416 He had to go to the doctors. 74 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:16,576 It wasn't A&E or anything, it was just... 75 00:04:16,701 --> 00:04:19,058 He's fine now. He's a pastry chef. 76 00:04:20,585 --> 00:04:21,816 These look nice. 77 00:04:21,941 --> 00:04:23,221 That's potpourri. 78 00:04:27,261 --> 00:04:29,696 - Was she old? - She was 99. 79 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:31,496 So close. 80 00:04:31,621 --> 00:04:33,116 And there she is. 81 00:04:33,242 --> 00:04:34,861 Lady Heather Button. 82 00:04:35,221 --> 00:04:36,896 The Buttons go back a long way. 83 00:04:37,021 --> 00:04:38,221 Lady? 84 00:04:39,181 --> 00:04:40,496 Does that mean I'm a lady? 85 00:04:40,621 --> 00:04:44,096 OK, I know I'm a lady, but, like, a lady lady? 86 00:04:44,221 --> 00:04:46,296 Like, Lady Gaga. No, no... 87 00:04:46,421 --> 00:04:48,176 It's not this house, is it? 88 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:50,656 As a matter of fact, it is. 89 00:04:50,781 --> 00:04:52,990 - Button House. - No. 90 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:57,016 Now, obviously, it can take several years to find a buyer 91 00:04:57,141 --> 00:04:58,661 and close the sale... 92 00:05:00,221 --> 00:05:02,788 luxury hotel chains, that sort of thing. 93 00:05:03,221 --> 00:05:06,461 I mean, she lived on her own... 94 00:05:09,301 --> 00:05:12,216 - What if we keep it? - Yes. That is a great idea. 95 00:05:12,341 --> 00:05:15,064 The house is in a state of some disrepair. 96 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,256 We were looking for a bit of a project anyway 97 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:20,576 and I retiled the bit behind the sink in our last flat, so... 98 00:05:20,701 --> 00:05:22,376 - The splashback? - Is it? 99 00:05:22,501 --> 00:05:26,336 I'm not sure this falls into the category of DIY. 100 00:05:26,461 --> 00:05:28,497 You should at least have a survey done before... 101 00:05:28,622 --> 00:05:31,296 I just feel like it would be better to keep it in the family. 102 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:34,263 I think, actually, that's what she would have wanted. 103 00:05:34,389 --> 00:05:35,976 - Aunt Helen. - Heather. 104 00:05:36,101 --> 00:05:39,416 And if it can make money for some hotel chain, then why not make it work for us? 105 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:41,868 We could give up our jobs. We could do this full time. 106 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:44,615 - OK, yes. - Can we keep it? If we want to? 107 00:05:45,224 --> 00:05:47,821 Well, it is your house. 108 00:05:48,847 --> 00:05:50,327 Sorry. 109 00:05:57,765 --> 00:05:59,616 Look what the cat's dragged in. 110 00:05:59,741 --> 00:06:02,136 Down here. You're warm. 111 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:03,496 Getting warmer. 112 00:06:03,621 --> 00:06:04,896 You're boiling. 113 00:06:05,021 --> 00:06:07,376 No. Cold... Getting cold. 114 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,392 Down here! You deaf... 115 00:06:09,518 --> 00:06:11,674 Well, I've got the ears, haven't I? 116 00:06:12,384 --> 00:06:13,616 Er... 117 00:06:14,661 --> 00:06:16,016 Little guy... 118 00:06:16,141 --> 00:06:17,696 - Pawn. - Prawn... 119 00:06:17,821 --> 00:06:20,296 go dooka, dooka. 120 00:06:20,544 --> 00:06:22,365 - But that's... - Checkmate. 121 00:06:23,271 --> 00:06:24,896 Fine. Best of 20. 122 00:06:25,021 --> 00:06:26,776 Come on. 123 00:06:26,901 --> 00:06:32,371 Ideally, you want it about five potatoes high. 124 00:06:32,497 --> 00:06:36,257 This one's going to have mud on it, but you don't have mud on it. 125 00:06:36,383 --> 00:06:38,016 This is the tip. 126 00:06:38,141 --> 00:06:41,984 We insert the tip into the split. 127 00:06:45,158 --> 00:06:49,343 Then repeat the process until you be done. 128 00:06:51,381 --> 00:06:54,976 Right, lovely talk of the day from Mary today. 129 00:06:55,101 --> 00:06:57,816 I think I can safely say if we had any wicker, or indeed 130 00:06:57,941 --> 00:07:00,976 we could touch anything, we could all make a pretty rad-looking basket. 131 00:07:01,101 --> 00:07:04,492 Maybe next week, please, we'd all be very interested to hear about the trial. 132 00:07:04,618 --> 00:07:06,138 The witch trial... 133 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,696 - Too soon? - When you're ready. 134 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,936 So, tomorrow is food club! 135 00:07:13,461 --> 00:07:16,216 When Kitty will be telling us all about the first time 136 00:07:16,341 --> 00:07:18,496 - she ate an egg. - I actually didn't like it. 137 00:07:18,621 --> 00:07:20,893 All right, Kitty. Well, save it for tomorrow, please. 138 00:07:21,018 --> 00:07:22,856 Give us something look forward to. 139 00:07:22,981 --> 00:07:27,403 And then on Wednesday, Julian has volunteered to make a speech. 140 00:07:27,529 --> 00:07:30,416 Yes, my by-election victory speech. '91. 141 00:07:30,541 --> 00:07:34,776 Very inspiring, very long and a few smutty jokes to keep it light. 142 00:07:34,901 --> 00:07:36,416 God. Spare me. 143 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:37,816 Right, that's it. 144 00:07:37,941 --> 00:07:39,696 Pat, sit down. 145 00:07:39,821 --> 00:07:41,995 Right, AOB? Any other business? 146 00:07:42,121 --> 00:07:43,816 Well, I have got something, actually. 147 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:48,176 Now, ever since I moved rooms, I've been woken every night by you, 148 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,319 Fanny, screaming like a mad person. 149 00:07:50,445 --> 00:07:52,194 Well, I don't think I do! 150 00:07:57,461 --> 00:07:59,016 I always thought that was an owl. 151 00:07:59,141 --> 00:08:01,729 An owl? Do you know what an owl sounds like? 152 00:08:01,855 --> 00:08:03,096 Well, no, I don't think so. 153 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,616 It has got to stop! 154 00:08:04,741 --> 00:08:08,216 Look, this is my house and I shall do what I like. 155 00:08:08,341 --> 00:08:09,616 It was mine first. 156 00:08:09,748 --> 00:08:11,493 No, that's the land, not the house. 157 00:08:12,861 --> 00:08:14,416 Well, I wish you would all hush. 158 00:08:14,541 --> 00:08:17,376 I cannot do my work with all this agitation. 159 00:08:17,501 --> 00:08:20,376 Work? You haven't done a day's work in your life, or death. 160 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,026 He's an artist. 161 00:08:23,049 --> 00:08:26,224 - He's ahead of his time. - He can't still be ahead of his time, Kitty. 162 00:08:26,349 --> 00:08:28,096 Guys, please! 163 00:08:28,221 --> 00:08:30,856 Why don't you just go back to your old room in the east wing? 164 00:08:30,981 --> 00:08:32,616 I don't see why I should. 165 00:08:32,741 --> 00:08:34,736 I wanted the garden view. Now, as ranking officer... 166 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:37,296 The garden view comes with the screaming woman. 167 00:08:37,421 --> 00:08:39,736 You get used to it after 100 years. 168 00:08:42,181 --> 00:08:43,376 Let's be serious here. 169 00:08:43,501 --> 00:08:44,878 Don't you get involved. 170 00:08:48,621 --> 00:08:51,536 It's simple. You swap rooms. 171 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:55,423 You go up top, you come ground floor 172 00:08:55,549 --> 00:08:57,006 and no jumpy. 173 00:08:57,501 --> 00:09:00,152 Right. Well, that would suit me, I think. 174 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,478 Yeah, that could work. 175 00:09:01,621 --> 00:09:04,512 - Not just a pretty face. - Well, quite. 176 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,165 Splendid. 177 00:09:39,866 --> 00:09:41,146 Fanny? 178 00:09:47,101 --> 00:09:48,301 What is it, Fanny? 179 00:09:51,261 --> 00:09:52,776 George? 180 00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:56,301 For heaven's sake. 181 00:09:58,021 --> 00:10:01,941 Throw yourself out of your own damned window. 182 00:10:23,501 --> 00:10:25,306 I always get the timing wrong on that. 183 00:10:25,701 --> 00:10:26,901 Hang on, hang on. 184 00:10:28,381 --> 00:10:31,179 I think this is it. 185 00:10:32,981 --> 00:10:34,181 My God. 186 00:10:35,341 --> 00:10:36,841 My heart. 187 00:10:38,021 --> 00:10:42,477 It's so strange. I feel like I know the place already. 188 00:10:43,621 --> 00:10:47,023 This track, every tree. 189 00:10:47,661 --> 00:10:49,984 It's like I've been here my whole life. 190 00:10:51,061 --> 00:10:52,378 Like it's... 191 00:10:52,781 --> 00:10:54,068 home. 192 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:57,006 - This is the wrong one. - Yeah. 193 00:11:00,301 --> 00:11:03,016 - This really is beyond the pale. - Has it happened again? 194 00:11:03,141 --> 00:11:06,863 You went in my room, you said, "George", and then threw yourself out of the window. 195 00:11:06,989 --> 00:11:09,576 Well, look, I don't even realise I'm doing it. 196 00:11:09,701 --> 00:11:12,656 Perhaps there's something deeply buried reason why you feel 197 00:11:12,781 --> 00:11:14,239 like you have to re-enact... 198 00:11:14,365 --> 00:11:17,687 Maybe try jumping out of the window before bed, get it out of the way. 199 00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:21,296 No, it's not so much the jumping, it's the screaming that's annoying. 200 00:11:21,421 --> 00:11:25,096 Yes, that's a compromise. Keep the jumping, but do it silently. 201 00:11:25,221 --> 00:11:28,776 Staying hush whilst falling from a height? Tush and flops. 202 00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:32,056 Look, perhaps I scream because... 203 00:11:32,181 --> 00:11:35,616 - and I've never told anyone this, but... - It's quite all right. We shan't pry. 204 00:11:35,741 --> 00:11:39,416 - It's just that the night that I actually... - No, look, no screaming. 205 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,937 That's all I ask. Is that reasonable? Good. 206 00:11:44,981 --> 00:11:46,776 Box. Move. 207 00:11:46,901 --> 00:11:48,101 Wheel. 208 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:51,296 - Motor car. - Car! 209 00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:54,296 Wow. It's like a blooming spaceship. 210 00:11:54,421 --> 00:11:56,576 Poor creatures must be lost. 211 00:11:56,701 --> 00:12:00,140 Kids In America by Kim Wilde 212 00:12:00,266 --> 00:12:01,581 It's Kim Wilde. 213 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:08,184 Let me pluck out my eyes for never will I see such beauty again. 214 00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:11,114 Yes, he'd make a very fine soldier. 215 00:12:21,261 --> 00:12:24,681 - Wow. - Shall we, Lady Alison? 216 00:12:36,781 --> 00:12:37,981 My... 217 00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:43,616 This is 100% the most incredible moment of my life, 218 00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:46,056 apart from my wedding. 219 00:12:46,181 --> 00:12:49,856 - And it's all ours. - What did that girl just say? 220 00:12:49,981 --> 00:12:51,896 She must be related to you. 221 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:56,176 Like a niece, a great, great, great... 222 00:12:56,301 --> 00:12:58,496 No, no, no, no. She's no niece of mine. 223 00:12:58,621 --> 00:13:02,216 Look at her. She's exposing her knees and she's got a tattoo. 224 00:13:02,341 --> 00:13:03,856 So, this is the library. 225 00:13:03,981 --> 00:13:06,701 - Does that mean we have to start reading books? - Philistine. 226 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,816 It'll be nice to have some new faces around. 227 00:13:08,941 --> 00:13:10,416 There's enough faces already. 228 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:12,656 We have to fix up all the plasterwork. 229 00:13:12,781 --> 00:13:15,616 But need fix architrave. 230 00:13:15,741 --> 00:13:16,696 Yeah. 231 00:13:16,821 --> 00:13:18,776 - We could do every room in a different style. - Great idea. 232 00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:19,896 Over my dead body! 233 00:13:20,021 --> 00:13:21,341 - Wait... - I know. 234 00:13:22,461 --> 00:13:25,016 Ye olde worlde. 235 00:13:25,141 --> 00:13:26,136 1950s. 236 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,815 - Club Tropicana. - That's fun. 237 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,816 - Wow. - Unbelievable. 238 00:13:33,941 --> 00:13:36,536 Well, they seem really nice. Let's give them a chance. 239 00:13:36,661 --> 00:13:38,336 Look at that. 240 00:13:38,461 --> 00:13:39,696 - What is that? - Is that a lake? 241 00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:42,376 I hate it when that happens. 242 00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:43,536 It's a lake. 243 00:13:43,661 --> 00:13:46,471 Well, there's only two of them. Still plenty of room for us. 244 00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:48,548 This is going to make one incredible hotel. 245 00:13:52,101 --> 00:13:53,576 What is hotel? 246 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:56,016 Well, a hotel is... 247 00:13:56,141 --> 00:13:58,136 - Kill them. - I quite agree. 248 00:13:58,261 --> 00:14:01,422 If we all approve the use of force to enable them to, 249 00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:03,216 you know, not live any more. 250 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:06,016 - Out of the question. That's completely immoral. - And it's wrong. 251 00:14:06,141 --> 00:14:08,296 And if we do kill them, we could be stuck with them forever. 252 00:14:08,421 --> 00:14:09,936 Would that so bad? 253 00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:12,010 She's married, Thomas. Look at them. 254 00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:14,416 Why must I always be spurned? 255 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,816 - Couldn't we all just live in the gatehouse? - I'd rather kill them. 256 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,420 - Kill them. - Hear, hear. 257 00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:20,976 But that's a crime. 258 00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:22,296 We'll hang. 259 00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:26,296 Dammit, Fanny! 260 00:14:26,421 --> 00:14:28,101 We could always try... 261 00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:30,521 haunting? 262 00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:33,376 We're ghosts. 263 00:14:39,823 --> 00:14:41,616 Your tea, m'lady. 264 00:14:41,741 --> 00:14:43,235 Thank you, Jeeves. 265 00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:46,856 - Taste all right? - Why? 266 00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:49,096 I couldn't get any water in the kitchen and I couldn't find 267 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,525 the other kitchen, so I ended up using the garden tap, 268 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:54,936 and then there's no electric in the kitchen, so I found a plug that works in the library. 269 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,329 I don't know if the water's drinkable, but I boiled it twice. 270 00:14:58,861 --> 00:15:01,256 I love the sound of the country. 271 00:15:01,381 --> 00:15:04,223 - It's in the room. - Yeah. 272 00:15:04,426 --> 00:15:06,056 It must be nesting somewhere. 273 00:15:06,181 --> 00:15:07,616 Right, what's first? 274 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,856 The pipes? Electrics? 275 00:15:09,981 --> 00:15:12,812 - Probably get the bird out the room. - Yeah. 276 00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:14,656 Come on, then, pigeon. 277 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:20,136 Now, then. Let's have a look at some of the skills at our disposal, shall we? 278 00:15:20,261 --> 00:15:22,810 Now, we all know that Robin can do that thing with the lights. 279 00:15:22,935 --> 00:15:25,165 - Will you please, Robin? - Yeah. 280 00:15:30,741 --> 00:15:32,216 Very good. 281 00:15:32,341 --> 00:15:33,256 Yes, Mary. 282 00:15:33,381 --> 00:15:36,456 When I pass through the livings, they smells burnings. 283 00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:38,456 Excellent. None of those are plural, but... 284 00:15:38,581 --> 00:15:40,856 Tis a most noxious stink. 285 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,256 When I was alive... 286 00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:44,437 Here he goes. 287 00:15:44,563 --> 00:15:49,063 It was rumoured a little plague girl could often be heard singing 288 00:15:49,439 --> 00:15:50,861 in the pantry. 289 00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:54,816 ♪ Ring a ring o' roses 290 00:15:54,941 --> 00:15:59,056 ♪ A pocketful of posies 291 00:15:59,181 --> 00:16:00,736 ♪ A-tishoo 292 00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:02,416 ♪ A-tishoo 293 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,581 ♪ We all fall down. ♪ 294 00:16:06,745 --> 00:16:09,051 People find it scary apparently. 295 00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:11,852 I can't think why. 296 00:16:13,357 --> 00:16:16,296 Finally, we're all aware of Julian's extraordinary powers. 297 00:16:16,421 --> 00:16:17,680 Please. 298 00:16:19,349 --> 00:16:20,656 No, no. 299 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,336 All right, all right, all right. 300 00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:24,896 Just I need a little bit... OK, here we go. 301 00:16:25,021 --> 00:16:26,341 Right. Shh, shh. 302 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:30,981 Hold on. 303 00:16:37,274 --> 00:16:38,586 Here we go. 304 00:16:47,221 --> 00:16:51,016 - Extraordinary! - I've only tried it on cups, but, you know. 305 00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:54,256 Excellent. Well, with my leadership and your skills... 306 00:16:55,461 --> 00:16:59,181 I believe we have everything we need to scare them out of their wits. 307 00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:02,576 The water's gone cold. 308 00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,063 It's so cold. 309 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,514 Mike. 310 00:17:07,341 --> 00:17:08,776 - Thomas? - What? 311 00:17:08,901 --> 00:17:11,696 I wasn't looking, and anyway, I couldn't see anything. 312 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:14,421 All right, mate. Is she coming out? 313 00:17:15,421 --> 00:17:17,901 - Yes, I think she is. - She's coming out! 314 00:17:18,976 --> 00:17:20,136 Stand to, everybody. 315 00:17:20,261 --> 00:17:21,420 Prepare for action. 316 00:17:21,546 --> 00:17:22,661 Good luck, everyone. 317 00:17:22,787 --> 00:17:25,947 And remember, as long as you do your best... 318 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:30,992 - Finished? - Yes. 319 00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:33,220 Hot water's stopped. 320 00:17:33,905 --> 00:17:35,105 Go for Robin. 321 00:17:44,082 --> 00:17:46,175 Man down. Right, cue Jemima. 322 00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:48,536 ♪ Ring a ring o' roses... ♪ 323 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,336 Yes! Got the speakers hooked up. 324 00:17:52,461 --> 00:17:54,096 Well, that's the main thing. 325 00:17:54,221 --> 00:17:55,426 Yes, please, Mary. 326 00:17:56,461 --> 00:17:58,866 - I think your toast is burning. - Dammit! 327 00:17:59,235 --> 00:18:01,736 - All on you now, Julian. - Come on, Julian! 328 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,182 - Push it! - Come on! 329 00:18:06,991 --> 00:18:08,955 - Come on, Julian! - Push it! 330 00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:12,337 - Come on, Julian! - Come on, push it! 331 00:18:13,421 --> 00:18:15,256 - Come on! - Push it! 332 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:18,993 Dammit! 333 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:21,336 It's much bigger than a cup, so... 334 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,536 Haunting's hard, isn't it? 335 00:18:24,661 --> 00:18:25,901 So, how did it go? 336 00:18:27,381 --> 00:18:28,581 Guys? 337 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,181 Right, well, I think the boiler is in... 338 00:18:36,421 --> 00:18:37,701 there? 339 00:18:45,861 --> 00:18:47,061 After you. 340 00:19:12,341 --> 00:19:15,025 Sing something, make this less scary. 341 00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:17,829 ♪ Don't be scared 342 00:19:18,381 --> 00:19:20,120 ♪ Don't be scared 343 00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:22,056 ♪ I'm not scared... ♪ 344 00:19:22,181 --> 00:19:23,815 OK, you're making it worse. 345 00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:26,383 There's another switch here. 346 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,976 I can fix this. 347 00:19:33,101 --> 00:19:35,256 What? Are you joking? 348 00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:37,457 - Who are they? - I don't know. 349 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,936 I'll look it up on YouTube. 350 00:19:39,061 --> 00:19:41,256 Mike, not everything can be learned from a YouTube tutorial. 351 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,660 You'd be surprised. I found a guide on how to tame an eagle. 352 00:19:43,785 --> 00:19:46,657 - Yeah, but that's not... What, an actual eagle? 353 00:19:46,783 --> 00:19:48,936 - Why would you need to know that? - I don't know. 354 00:19:49,061 --> 00:19:50,976 - Cool, though. - So cool. 355 00:19:52,621 --> 00:19:54,776 Oi, don't fiddle with that. Do you even know what that does? 356 00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,949 Yeah, it's a thing for the thingy bob. 357 00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:59,003 It's the valve for the filling loop. 358 00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:02,816 Hey! Woo! 359 00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:05,376 - Fixed it. - No, you haven't. It's just the pilot light. 360 00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:07,968 - Do you think we need a new one? - What? Get rid of old Betsy? 361 00:20:08,094 --> 00:20:11,576 No, no. Let's see what the surveyor says next week. 362 00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:12,901 OK. 363 00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:16,677 - Ready? - What for? 364 00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:18,370 - I'm ready. - Ready. 365 00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:20,456 Aw. 366 00:20:20,581 --> 00:20:23,296 - I wasn't ready. - Well, that was nice, anyway. 367 00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:25,736 Yeah, come back soo... 368 00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:27,501 They can't hear me, can they? 369 00:20:33,341 --> 00:20:35,896 They're not warming up down here. How's yours? 370 00:20:36,184 --> 00:20:37,424 Give me a sec. 371 00:20:50,151 --> 00:20:51,351 There you are. 372 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,239 Hello. 373 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:02,553 We'll be overrun with people taunting us with their life. 374 00:21:04,381 --> 00:21:06,696 No, we'll just try again. 375 00:21:06,821 --> 00:21:08,721 If at first you don't succeed... 376 00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:10,942 Precisely. That's right. 377 00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:13,223 We must prepare another charge. 378 00:21:13,349 --> 00:21:14,976 Hit them when they're vulnerable. 379 00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:17,813 We may have lost the battle, but the war is far from over. 380 00:21:30,341 --> 00:21:32,216 - Fanny's early. - I'm right here. 381 00:21:32,341 --> 00:21:33,541 What? 382 00:21:34,716 --> 00:21:36,536 It's Kim Wilde! 383 00:21:36,661 --> 00:21:38,136 Alison! 384 00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:39,576 Alison! 385 00:21:39,701 --> 00:21:41,736 Alison. 386 00:21:41,861 --> 00:21:43,016 Alison. 387 00:21:43,141 --> 00:21:44,616 Look at me. Look at me. 388 00:21:44,741 --> 00:21:46,816 Alison, can you hear me? 389 00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:48,216 Alison, I'm here. 390 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,056 Can you hear me? Yeah? 391 00:21:50,181 --> 00:21:52,216 Stay with me. Keep your eyes open. 392 00:21:52,341 --> 00:21:53,541 Alison, I'm here. 393 00:22:06,781 --> 00:22:09,016 Let me be absolutely clear. 394 00:22:09,141 --> 00:22:10,199 Did you push her? 395 00:22:10,325 --> 00:22:11,736 Now, the thing you have to understand is this... 396 00:22:11,861 --> 00:22:13,896 I'm sorry, but it's rather a yes or no question. 397 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,856 I took a decision to... 398 00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:18,998 Pushy or no pushy? 399 00:22:19,301 --> 00:22:21,752 Robin, let me ask you this. You know, what was the context? 400 00:22:21,877 --> 00:22:24,804 Answer the question, damn your eyes! 401 00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:27,776 Thomas, I'm trying to answer the question, if you'll let me finish. 402 00:22:27,901 --> 00:22:30,376 Now, look here. A sacrifice was made for the greater good. 403 00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:32,377 We wanted her out of the house, didn't we? 404 00:22:32,503 --> 00:22:34,517 This has either killed her or scared her off. 405 00:22:34,741 --> 00:22:37,153 You don't just do that to someone. 406 00:22:38,381 --> 00:22:42,016 What kind of coward would push a lady out of the window? 407 00:22:42,141 --> 00:22:43,343 Now, steady on, Fanny. 408 00:22:43,469 --> 00:22:46,816 No, I won't, because I was pushed. 409 00:22:46,941 --> 00:22:48,622 You hear me? I was pushed. 410 00:22:49,304 --> 00:22:51,659 And I have never told a soul. 411 00:22:51,901 --> 00:22:54,496 It was my husband, George. 412 00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:58,979 - I caught him upon the groundskeeper... - Good lord. 413 00:22:59,105 --> 00:23:01,216 With the butler on him. 414 00:23:01,341 --> 00:23:03,256 - Like a sandwich? - A man-wich. 415 00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:06,614 - It's actually known as a Moroccan tea party. - Guys! 416 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:10,069 Clearly, he didn't trust me with his sordid little secret, 417 00:23:10,195 --> 00:23:12,244 so he just did away with me. 418 00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:14,696 But he was wrong, wasn't he? He was very wrong. 419 00:23:14,821 --> 00:23:16,610 Because I have kept it, haven't I? 420 00:23:18,082 --> 00:23:19,296 Until now. 421 00:23:19,421 --> 00:23:20,804 Until now. 422 00:23:21,381 --> 00:23:22,776 I mean, I did know that. 423 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,976 - I watched all of that. - So did I. 424 00:23:25,124 --> 00:23:27,507 - I wish I had watched it. - Well, Fanny. 425 00:23:29,901 --> 00:23:33,696 That must have been a terrible burden to bear for all those years. 426 00:23:33,821 --> 00:23:35,859 Perhaps now that you've shared it, 427 00:23:37,221 --> 00:23:39,240 you'll be free of your nightly terrors. 428 00:23:39,701 --> 00:23:42,117 Do you suppose so? 429 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:43,867 I'm sure of it. 430 00:23:49,781 --> 00:23:51,782 Fanny! 431 00:23:52,381 --> 00:23:55,336 You see, Pat, what did I tell you? That's where talking gets you. 432 00:23:55,461 --> 00:23:58,616 - Nowhere! - It was silly of me to suggest it really. 433 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:01,868 - Lesson learnt. What shall we do? - I don't know. 434 00:24:01,994 --> 00:24:05,994 I'm not going to spend eternity listening to that racket at the same time every night. 435 00:24:11,821 --> 00:24:13,827 It's worth a try. 436 00:24:29,247 --> 00:24:30,456 Much better. 437 00:24:30,581 --> 00:24:32,044 - Morning. - Morning. 438 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,856 - Good morning. - Good day. 439 00:24:33,981 --> 00:24:35,210 Finally. 440 00:24:35,336 --> 00:24:37,690 Things can get back to normal around here. 441 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,336 Shift over. 442 00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:56,930 Can't I lie down? I'm so tired. 443 00:24:57,381 --> 00:24:59,336 - Poor you. - It's all right for you. 444 00:24:59,461 --> 00:25:01,304 You've been asleep for two weeks. 445 00:25:01,941 --> 00:25:04,136 - It's called a coma. - Induced coma. 446 00:25:06,821 --> 00:25:08,873 - You all right? - Yeah. 447 00:25:09,981 --> 00:25:11,701 I'm glad you didn't die. 448 00:25:12,861 --> 00:25:15,627 Well, technically, I did for a bit. 449 00:25:18,021 --> 00:25:19,741 Did I dream that house? 450 00:25:20,941 --> 00:25:22,981 I feel like I dreamt it all. 451 00:25:26,101 --> 00:25:28,096 Have you had the survey back? 452 00:25:28,221 --> 00:25:29,901 No. No, not yet. 453 00:25:35,781 --> 00:25:39,734 Now, have her face the right way, you want the end with the milk 454 00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:43,399 there, not the end for looking and chewing out of. 455 00:25:43,525 --> 00:25:46,709 You want to take this finger and this finger, 456 00:25:46,959 --> 00:25:51,336 gently but quickly, and that releases a big squirt of the stuff. 457 00:25:51,461 --> 00:25:53,696 - Good Lord. - Chuck some of the muck out. 458 00:25:53,821 --> 00:25:57,461 So, you can check then if the milk be smooth and white, not beige and lumpy. 459 00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:01,056 My goodness. They're coming back! 460 00:26:01,181 --> 00:26:02,527 What? 461 00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:07,178 Right, so you know how I said the survey hadn't come back? 462 00:26:07,741 --> 00:26:10,288 God. What did it say? 463 00:26:10,414 --> 00:26:12,496 How does she seem? Is she OK? 464 00:26:12,621 --> 00:26:15,012 I don't know, they're not getting out of the carriage. 465 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,056 Well, there's good news and bad news. 466 00:26:17,181 --> 00:26:19,616 Well... 467 00:26:19,741 --> 00:26:22,496 - Give me the good news... - The bad news is that the repairs are extensive, 468 00:26:22,621 --> 00:26:26,576 like, big structural stuff, plumbing, electrics, can't even begin to renovate 469 00:26:26,701 --> 00:26:29,869 this place without a huge amount of cash to do those things. 470 00:26:31,141 --> 00:26:33,896 - OK. Yeah... - So, the good news is I took out a loan! 471 00:26:34,021 --> 00:26:35,176 - What? - Yeah. I took out a loan. 472 00:26:35,301 --> 00:26:37,307 Some loans. Paid some deposits. 473 00:26:37,701 --> 00:26:39,056 Why didn't you tell me? 474 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:41,176 Because I didn't want you to worry. 475 00:26:41,301 --> 00:26:43,296 This is your dream, right? 476 00:26:43,421 --> 00:26:45,816 I'm going to do everything I can to make it come true. 477 00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:49,136 They're already here. 478 00:26:49,261 --> 00:26:50,461 Come on, then. 479 00:26:53,461 --> 00:26:55,296 - Hey. - All right, mate. 480 00:26:55,421 --> 00:26:57,141 - How you doing? - Terry. 481 00:27:00,997 --> 00:27:03,195 So, we're going to inspect the site, make it safe. 482 00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:05,656 Everyone has to wear one of these for now. 483 00:27:05,781 --> 00:27:10,281 Insurance reasons mainly, but, well, you just should. 484 00:27:10,621 --> 00:27:12,821 - Cool. - Cracking on, then. 485 00:27:13,981 --> 00:27:15,536 Exciting, isn't it? 486 00:27:15,661 --> 00:27:18,781 Why don't you go and have a lie down and I'll grab your bags, yeah? 487 00:27:24,261 --> 00:27:26,260 You should be wearing a hard hat. 488 00:27:30,541 --> 00:27:34,736 Button House reduced to a tawdry boarding house. 489 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:36,392 What will become of us? 490 00:27:36,518 --> 00:27:39,416 She spoke to me, she spoke to me, she saw me, 491 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:40,759 - she spoke to me. - What? 492 00:27:40,885 --> 00:27:42,626 What the devil are you talking about? 493 00:27:46,141 --> 00:27:47,856 There you are. 494 00:27:47,981 --> 00:27:50,100 I thought you were getting some rest. 495 00:27:50,661 --> 00:27:52,622 No turning back now. 496 00:27:52,941 --> 00:27:54,770 - What if we made a mistake? - What? 497 00:27:54,896 --> 00:27:57,308 What if this was a bad idea and we should have just sold it? 498 00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:59,150 Don't say that. This is a great idea. 499 00:27:59,269 --> 00:28:01,835 It's going to take a lot of work, but we can do it. 500 00:28:03,341 --> 00:28:06,050 - Mike. - You're terrified, and I get it. 501 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:07,909 Mike. 502 00:28:08,917 --> 00:28:11,084 I get it. I'm scared too. 503 00:28:11,461 --> 00:28:14,847 This house and what we're doing, it's a huge challenge and who knows 504 00:28:14,973 --> 00:28:16,720 what we're going to have to deal with on the way? 505 00:28:16,845 --> 00:28:19,056 But, in the end, we've got each other. 506 00:28:19,181 --> 00:28:20,896 It's just us in this big old house. 507 00:28:21,021 --> 00:28:23,424 There's nothing to be scared of, is there? 508 00:28:27,325 --> 00:28:31,925 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.MY-SUBS.com