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He's back! Mick's back!

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Mick?!
Mick's back!

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Mick's back!
He is! Look!

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Hi, everyone!

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All right, all right! One at a time,
let him speak! Speak, Mick.

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Oh, it was the adventure of my life.
I had an orange.

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Did you?
Oh!

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I saw a bear kill a man.

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Oh, gosh!

10
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And I met the king.

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No, you didn't! Did you?

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You met the king?

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Yep.
Ooh, jel.

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Went on his boat. Fishing.

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Fishing...
Yeah, he asked me to join his court,

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but I said no way I'm leaving you lot.

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You didn't! Sweetie! Mick!

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I'd always wanted to visit the city,
hadn't I? So...

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You have. That's always been your
dream, actually.
You had, yeah.

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Ooh, almost forgot!

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I got you all some gifts!

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That's naughty of you!

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You didn't think I'd go all that way
without bringing you back something!

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Got loads of salt.

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And...
For us?!

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Look at them!
I can't believe you've done that!

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Yeah!

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That's so generous of you!

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Yeah, one each!
Yeah!

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Help yourselves.
Mick, that's naughty...

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Help yourselves!

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Look at it!

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Alison.

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Alison!

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Alison! Alison!

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Alison! Alison!

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Oh, my God...

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Alison! Alison!

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Alison!

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Oh, my God...

41
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Alison! Alison...!

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Right. Stand by.

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Ready, steady, go!

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For King and country!

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Oh, I feel so sick...

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Can you get me some water?

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Get your own w...

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I've lost my voice.

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I don't remember leaving the pub.
Must've had fun.

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At least we don't have to work
today.

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Make it stop...

52
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Hello?

53
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Sorry, who from who?

54
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Isabelle from Belle's Weddings?

55
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Yeah, aw, thanks for getting in touch.

56
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Yeah, we're really keen to be on your
books...

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..if you'll have us.

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It's a lovely house.

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Today?

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I wonder if... if...

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No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. OK,
today... Today's fine. Today's fine.

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Maybe just sort of, like, late,
after...

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One o'clock, is it? OK.

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All right.

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OK, bye!

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Oh, my God. OK, I just need to shake
this off...

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Ohhh...

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Bit of breakfast...

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We'll be fine.

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Shut your mouth! It is a mansion!

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Yeah, boy!

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The impertinence!

73
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Oh, this looks like fun!

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The bally nerve! It's gone midnight.

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Yeah, it is very late. Yeah,
absolutely.

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Welcome to my house!

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Alison!

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Alison...! Oh...!

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Oh...!

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They came back.

81
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I think I did my throat bass.

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Yeah, you did.

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Oh.

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Shall we just call back and cancel?
No way, we need it.

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We can get this clean in time.

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Oh...

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Have you seen my other shoe?

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Mm-mm...

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OK.

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You get people out and I'll...

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I'm going to get bin bags.

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Right...

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She awakes.

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Oh, God...

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As radiant as the sunrise itself.

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My mouth tastes like the inside of a
bin.

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I would have made you breakfast, if
I could.

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Perhaps lamb's kidney and onion...
Oh, stop it!

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I wanted to thank you for last
night.

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I'll never forget those words you said
to me.

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What did I say?

102
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Something that touched me very
deeply.

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Forgive me, I know I've not had a
formal invitation,

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but I wonder if I might...

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Oh, Thomas, it's fine. You're part
of the family.

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Thank you, Alison.

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A thousand thank yous!

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Oh, that. Yeah, yeah, I meant it.

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Are you OK?

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OK.

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Hello?
It's home time.

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Come on, man. It's time to go.

113
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Why do you sound like Batman?

114
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I lost my voice. You've got to go
home, bruv.

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Got a wedding planner coming to look
at the house in two hours.

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Come on, then.

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Where are your shoes?

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I'll go.

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Ah! Oh, hi, Michael. Sorry about
that.

120
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I was just wondering if you could
just save the drilling.

121
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We're a bit fragile.
We're actually just finished.

122
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At last!

123
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We'll miss them, won't we?

124
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We made rather an exciting
discovery, actually.

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Because, you see, none of the
surrounding villages were struck,

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so we know the disease was brought
here...

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...by a visitor or an individual who
went elsewhere and returned.

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It could be anyone, I suppose,
couldn't it?

129
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But then we found a few samples of
textiles and furs,

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and we can be certain that they were
host to plague-carrying fleas.

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Once they got out, you've got no
chance.

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Everyone's dead!

133
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I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

134
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I don't think sorry's going to cut
it, mate.

135
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Ah, Alison, there you are!

136
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Would you mind putting Guernsey's Nazi
Past on the VCR for me, please?

137
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I haven't watched my football yet.

138
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Would you kindly tell Patrick that
he missed his turn

139
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and a miss is as good as a mile?

140
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Guys, please, can you keep it down?

141
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No, Alison, I'm sorry...
I don't care!

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She doesn't!

143
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Alison...

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Oh, I... Actually, I can't...

145
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I can't deal with this this morning.

146
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So hungover I actually, genuinely... I
do think I'm going to die.

147
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Hm, you need a remedy.

148
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Hair of the dog, love. Just drink
more booze.

149
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Did you say that last night?

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Yes.
I have the cure.

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Soak some mushrooms in milk of the
goat and vinegar

152
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till it's all warm and musty...

153
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No, stop it. Stop it now.

154
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Well, you see, Alison, this is what
happens when you overindulge.

155
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Square!
When you give in to gay abandon.

156
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You reap what you sow. You reap what
you sow,

157
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and now the soil returns...

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Hey.

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Morrow.

160
00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,720
Oh, actually, no, yeah, good.

161
00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,520
Hey, look. Cola!

162
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,520
Best thing for it.

163
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Oh, God, that is...!

164
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Oh, no, sorry.
Ah, here she is!

165
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The madam! The hostess!

166
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Just when I think you have grasped the
responsibility

167
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of the family seat, you turn this
place into a den of iniquity,

168
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inviting goodness-knows-who to do
goodness-knows-what!

169
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Sorry, I think someone's hid

170
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my clothes.
Good Lord.

171
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I shudder to think what happened
under this roof last night.

172
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This place is full of breakables,

173
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treasured family heirlooms,
irreplaceable bits of historical...

174
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Nothing's damaged, and it's just a
mess that I'm cleaning up,

175
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so just don't... don't worry.

176
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Well, don't think I won't notice.

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Oh, God!

178
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,720
Where's Dante?

179
00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,200
Dante?

180
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The dog.

181
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,000
Can we get a photo with him?
Oh, yes, let's get a photo, girls!

182
00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,120
Have you got your phone?
A photograph with the girls!

183
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,760
Here's to me, too!

184
00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,560
Cheers!
Cheers!

185
00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:19,200
Kitty's having a wonderful time at the
party!

186
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,080
Don't forget me!
That's good!
My turn!

187
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,520
My turn! Take a photo with me!

188
00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,320
Alison! Alison, sorry to bother you.

189
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:30,080
The captain asked me to convey a
message.

190
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:33,320
Just to turn the music off,

191
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,880
and to "cease the talking
immediately."

192
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,880
Tell him to stick it.

193
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OK.

194
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,840
Oh...

195
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,680
Oh!

196
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,240
He's not here.

197
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,120
Ooh, you're in trouble now.

198
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,320
But I thought he was just an
ornament.

199
00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:02,400
No, he did mean a lot to Lady B.
Loved it like her own child.

200
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,440
Once told me she loved it more than
anything else in the world.

201
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,080
Well, I'm sure that...

202
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,680
Thanks, Alison. Great party!
Same time next week.

203
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,320
Ha-ha-ha. No.
Don't think so, mate.

204
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,280
Good luck, mate! You're not going to
make it.

205
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,760
Oh! Oh, yes!

206
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,600
Yeah, boy!

207
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,680
Ready?
I was born ready.

208
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,840
'Tis a fair old wangle, that. You
haven't got the strength.

209
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,560
I got this.

210
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,440
Whoa! Ha-hey!

211
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,400
"Stick it"?!
Wahey!
Afraid so.

212
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,720
In my bottom, presumably.
Oh!

213
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,440
Well, you go down there and you tell
her...

214
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,040
Me turn!

215
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,240
Whoa! Whoa!

216
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,480
Wahey!

217
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,800
Yes! Well done!

218
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:03,320
Told you!
It's a stupid game, anyway.

219
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,720
You stupid.

220
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,880
I didn't think this through...

221
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,240
Uh...

222
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,480
Just getting my shoes.

223
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,080
I can't say I'm surprised that
something like this would happen.

224
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,120
I'll have to tell her, of course.
What? No!

225
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,600
I will not allow Fanny to be
deceived like this, to be...

226
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,960
No more war documentaries, then.
Your secret's safe with me.

227
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,040
It's classified. She'd have to kill me
first.

228
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,160
Well, you know what I mean.
Right. Find the dog. Clean up.

229
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,640
Two hours...

230
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,560
Oh, my word...!
Ahh!

231
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,360
What are you doing up here?!

232
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,640
We're actually going to live up here
now, actually.

233
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,840
Mick killed us all.
Which is not remotely cool.

234
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,560
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

235
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,040
We can't be sharing the place with
these plebeians.

236
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,960
What?
He gave us all the plague.

237
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,160
Yeah, look.

238
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,320
And this.

239
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,880
And this.
Oh, what even is it?

240
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,400
Guys, please!
Oh, here she is!

241
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,440
Guys, please, please...
Piss off, Mick!

242
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,800
Can you please go back downstairs?

243
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,720
Because, no offence, but you're
actually making me feel really sick.

244
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,400
We're not going anywhere.

245
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,720
Mick should go if anyone's doing
going!
Yeah, he's a killer!

246
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,680
Order! Order!

247
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,720
We need to come to an understanding
here.

248
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,360
These... people...

249
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,200
People? Yeah. People.

250
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,800
These people deserve a full inquiry,
chaired by me.

251
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,040
Get to the bottom of this business.

252
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,120
Ha! You couldn't get to the bottom
of a birdbath.

253
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:35,240
I'll have you know I have extensive
experience of public inquiries.

254
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,920
Nice to be the one asking the
questions, for a change. Ha-ha...

255
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,560
Come on, then, oiks.
Come on, let's go.

256
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,160
Not all of you. Just your sharpest
minds.

257
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,880
Well, that's definitely me.
You go.

258
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,720
Do I have to come?
Yeah, you have to come.

259
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,600
It's all about you, innit? Right, you
stay here.

260
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,840
No, you stay. You definitely stay.

261
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,720
Right, you guys search for Dante.

262
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,600
And tell the others. I've got to clear
up.

263
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,480
Patrick, you get the others...
You find the others...

264
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,240
I'll begin the search.
I'll search upstairs.

265
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,720
I'm not taking orders from you!

266
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,760
What is the matter with you two this
morning?

267
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,600
Can you just find the dog? Please.

268
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,280
Well...

269
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,840
Ah, boy.

270
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,000
Don't do it, mate. Whatever it is,
don't do it.

271
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,080
Oh.
No, no, no, no, no...

272
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,760
Come on!

273
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,560
Alison!

274
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,320
Alison!

275
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,840
She can't hear you.

276
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,680
I can't hear you.

277
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,120
Yes, here we go.

278
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,680
A bit more of that. It's called a Long
and Strong.

279
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,880
It's called a Long and Strong.

280
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,360
And a slug of dark rum.
Dark rum!

281
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,720
Yeah.
Oh!

282
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,840
Oh, no! I spilt wine on him.

283
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,800
I've heard white wine helps.

284
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,480
Got it.
Oh, yeah, salt helps.

285
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,080
Is that helping?

286
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,960
Maybe try white wine.

287
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,320
Actually, white wine's meant to be
best, isn't it?

288
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,520
I said it first!

289
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,280
Nice little bath!

290
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,800
I said it first!

291
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,640
That's a good dog. You're fine.

292
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,200
Where are you?

293
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,760
Who? Who are you looking for?

294
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,720
Nothing. No-one. Mike.

295
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,760
Ah. Well, I saw him going upstairs.

296
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,920
No trousers on. No shoes. At this
hour!

297
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,400
I'll tell him.

298
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,040
Hmm.

299
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,640
Oh, God...

300
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,920
And, Mick, is it fair to say

301
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:15,440
that these boxes of cloths and furs
could have been

302
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,800
brought in by anyone?

303
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,000
No, I brought that box back when I
come back from London

304
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000
when I gone there. He confesses!
Killer! He's just admitted to it!

305
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,160
Order! Order!

306
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,120
Shut up a second, please!

307
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,440
Oh, right, you do it for her!
Has anyone seen a stuffed dog?

308
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,360
Mick probably killed it.
Gone walkies, has he?

309
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,640
Yeah.

310
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:42,000
You can't teach an old dog new
tricks!
Oh, yeah, love that one.

311
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,080
Hey, stay out of my personal dance
space!

312
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,320
You call that dancing?

313
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,280
You do but bounce, boy!

314
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,360
I bounce good!

315
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,040
Stop it! Stop it!

316
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,760
Patrick! Patrick! What on God's green
Earth

317
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,680
do you think you're playing at, man?!

318
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,480
Well...
I sent you down here to stop this
nonsense,

319
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,320
and now you're joining in!

320
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,320
Carousing! You are a spineless little
traitor!

321
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,360
Oh, naff off, you wazzock!

322
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,600
Yes!

323
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,280
Go out of it!
You'll see. Right!

324
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,720
He's the wazzock...

325
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,360
Oh, there, there. What ails thee?

326
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:53,240
Alison... hates me!

327
00:17:55,360 --> 00:18:00,440
Let it all out. I always feel better
after little cry.

328
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,800
Have a little rest in here.

329
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,480
Oh.

330
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,280
Oh, God...!

331
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,600
Oh, half an hour!

332
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,320
Mike!

333
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,600
I could really do with your help down
here!

334
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,680
I could do with your help up here!

335
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,560
Ah.
I've just checked in there.

336
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,880
Well, I'd like to check for myself,
please, Patrick.

337
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,120
Fine. Fine.
Checking what?

338
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,040
In my room?

339
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,760
Mice.

340
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,240
Yes. Robin spotted some earlier in the
kitchen.

341
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,760
And we know you're not fond, so we
thought we'd... ch-check.

342
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,640
Who's Daniel?

343
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,680
Oh, I was just doing a song about
the nice names.

344
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,080
Ugh.

345
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,080
I already checked in there.

346
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,880
No-one listen to me. I don't know why
I bother.

347
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,360
Sorry.

348
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,680
Oh, she sleeps now.

349
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,240
Look so peaceful.

350
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,800
Oh!

351
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,480
Right, well, he's not in there. No
need to look again.

352
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,560
What's going on?
You are.
What?

353
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,240
Tony!

354
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,840
Tony! Tony! Tony!

355
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,360
Tone... No, no, no, no.

356
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,480
Tone... Tone... Tony! Tony!

357
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,240
Long way down! You know that.

358
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,760
Oh...

359
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,040
Any luck?
Negative.
Nothing, I'm afraid.

360
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,600
And you?
Nuh.

361
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,040
I might know where he is.

362
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,040
Oh, thank goodness, Kitty. Where?

363
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,680
Oh, you can hear me now, can you?
You've decided I exist again?

364
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,200
Oh, God. Kitty, you know that it's
very difficult

365
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,440
when other people are around.

366
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,800
Actually, I think I tried to tell you
that last night.

367
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,800
I'm so sorry, Kitty, but I can't talk
right now,

368
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,240
because I've got guests here.

369
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,040
Kitty, I'm so sorry, but I can't talk
right now

370
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,960
because I've got guests here.

371
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,880
Kitty, I'm so sorry, but I...

372
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,880
Oh! I thought you were talking to
someone else called Kitty.

373
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,400
No.

374
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,440
Well, that's fine, then! Friends
forever.

375
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,720
Great. Great.

376
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,640
Yes, so where's Dante?

377
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,640
Have you tried by the front door?

378
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,840
That's where he usually is.

379
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,040
Thank you, Kitty.
You're welcome!

380
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,800
There's no way we're going back down
there with him.

381
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,360
I said I was sorry. I'm really
sorry.

382
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,760
You killed my kids, mate.
I've got a boil the size of...

383
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,520
Look, look, look, we all have
disagreements, you know,

384
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,160
but we move on. I'm sure you can all
remember something that annoyed you

385
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,760
at the time, but that after a while...
You know.

386
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,040
Yeah, like when John milked my cow
without asking.

387
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,000
There you are.
I asked your wife.

388
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,480
That's not good enough, though, is
it?
So I can't make decisions

389
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,520
in my own marriage?
No, what I'm saying...

390
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,720
Walter ate my best apple.
Only cos he widdled on my art.

391
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,160
He did do that. I saw him.
Yeah.

392
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,800
I improved it, if anything.
What?

393
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,280
Yeah, you can't do faces. I'm sorry,
you can't do faces.

394
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,600
What's that got to do...?

395
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,920
I would have killed you if he hadn't
killed you! I would've bled you.

396
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,880
I would have bled you out...
Order! Order!

397
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,960
Mike? What are you doing? She'll be
here soon!

398
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,960
So, how goes the search?

399
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,560
What, for the dog or the husband?

400
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,720
Ha! You'd think he'd be more helpful
in your hour of need.

401
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,480
Yeah, you'd think, wouldn't you?

402
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,560
I've been thinking... about what you
said.

403
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,320
And I know nothing has changed. But
everything has changed, has it not?

404
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,200
If we could only...
Mike!

405
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,440
Honestly, he's probably asleep
again.

406
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,360
Snoring, as he was last night.

407
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,800
What?

408
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,840
Thank you for walking me home.

409
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,920
And thank you.

410
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,960
It really was the merriest party this
house has seen in centuries.

411
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,200
I shall bid you goodnight, then.

412
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,880
Thomas?

413
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,080
Yes?

414
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,760
If I was 400 years older...

415
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,240
..and you were alive...

416
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,120
..and we were the same age, and if I
wasn't,

417
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,040
you know, with Mike, then...

418
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,320
..you and me might have...

419
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,880
Night.

420
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,440
Ah...!

421
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,520
Oh, my goodness. Oh, Thomas, I
didn't mean to...

422
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,200
I was very drunk, and...

423
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,640
Dante!

424
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,120
Oh, God.

425
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:47,880
Can we please get back to the
business in hand?

426
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,920
You're not very good at this, are
you?

427
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,760
Excuse me. I'm not about to take
diplomacy lessons from

428
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,960
a diseased, unwashed... you know.

429
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,480
I beg your pardon?
Sorry, what's that supposed to mean,
"unwashed"?

430
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,200
I had a bath every year.

431
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,160
Well... you smell!

432
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,760
There, I said it.

433
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,360
That's a nasty thing to say.

434
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,040
Not just him. Yeah, you all do.

435
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,680
How dare you?!
What are you saying?
I mean...

436
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,920
Hang on, you can't take it back now!
Yeah, take that back.

437
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,560
No, I don't want to take it back. I
mean it! You smell!

438
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,800
You smell of dung, of caca, of
poo-poo. Manure!

439
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,280
Yes! I don't know how I thought this
could work.

440
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,000
None of you have got any respect.

441
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,080
You know, that's the problem with the
common man -

442
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,960
he doesn't know when to shut up and
listen to the voice of reason.

443
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,840
Oh, God, this is... Oh, God, it's
really horrible.

444
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,240
Just stuff its head back into shape
and pop its eye back in.

445
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,640
Yes, I know, but...

446
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,240
Maybe use some tissues or something.
Yes, but how do I...?

447
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,400
Underneath the tail.
Bum. Bum.

448
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,920
She's coming!

449
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,640
Quick, quick, quick.
Stop, stop.

450
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,320
Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!

451
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,560
Oh, God.

452
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,880
Shh, shh. Oh, God, he's still wet.

453
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,920
Stick him by the fire, he'll soon
dry out.

454
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,600
Make haste!

455
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,880
Yeah, no, yeah, no.

456
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,480
Yeah, no...

457
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,040
Oh! Nice to see you.
Oh, hello, you!

458
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,840
Hello, Fanny.
How are you doing?

459
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,160
What's Dante doing there?

460
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,080
Well, I was just tidying up and I
thought

461
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,960
that we should try him in a new spot.

462
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,640
Yes, he's nice there.

463
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,360
He used to like sitting by the fire.

464
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,440
Uggggh.

465
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,920
Oh, yeah, that'll be the pigeons,
mate.

466
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,200
Amazing how much they produce.

467
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,680
We did it.

468
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,160
Well, I did it.

469
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,800
Well, it was difficult, but my
careful diplomacy

470
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,680
led them to a full reconciliation.

471
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,440
I'm not staying up here with him.

472
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,160
I'd rather live with Mick, and he
killed my whole family.

473
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,960
I am sorry.
That's all right, Mick.

474
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,720
They were lovely...
Yeah, to die for.

475
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,320
I suppose...
You know, people say things...

476
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,480
..sometimes you get carried away...
..they don't mean.

477
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,920
..and I really didn't mean to,
and...
Well, all I want to say is

478
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,880
I'm sorry...
..I'd like to forget...
..good to have you back. Thank you.

479
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,560
We cool?

480
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,400
Yeah, we be cool.

481
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,200
OK.

482
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,600
Mike, where are you?! She's here!

483
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:20,880
Oh, God.

484
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,560
OK, everyone, shh!

485
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,600
Welcome to Button House...

486
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,160
Ow!

487
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,440
Urghhhhh!