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- Can you hear them?
- Yes.

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Snap, crackle and pop.

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They sounds like tiny people.

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Plip-plip-plip-plip-plip.
"Help me, I can't swim."

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Guys, do you mind?

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What are they doing?

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Talking about the cereal.

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Red man. Red man.
Red man. Red man.

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- Postman's coming.
- How do you...?

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I'll go with you.
♪ Friends together ♪

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♪ Fetch the post together... ♪

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Cornflakes were actually invented

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to stop people from
touching themselves, apparently.

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Never did like cornflakes.

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Give me an egg atop a cutlet
any day of the diary.

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- Toaster.
- Yes, I know, I wasn't scared.

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♪ Let me read the post... ♪

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It's so exciting
reading one's correspondences.

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I bet these are from all your admirers.

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- I promise I won't tell Michael.
- Anything interesting?

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Red bill. Red bill. Normal bill.

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They're looking for a house
to film a new drama in.

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I smell money.

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- You can eat them now.
- What?

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They have stopped calling out.
They are dead.

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Synced & corrected by minouhse
www.addic7ed.com

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Yeah, I mean,
it really is an incredible place.

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The building itself is 15th-century.

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- Wow.
- 1469, to be precise.

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Very good.
But the facade is actually mid-16th.

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But the facade is actually mid-16th.

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'Tis the finest house in the county.

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Tell her it's the finest house
in the county.

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I don't want to...

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blow our own trumpet,

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but some people say that it is the
finest house in the county.

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Shall we go inside?

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I'm telling you, this is a bad idea.

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Actors lounging about the house,

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learning lines, wearing make-up,

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prancing about the place in
loincloths, topless, oiled up.

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- Kissing each other probably.
- Gosh.

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I don't think it's that kind of film, mate.

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This was the banqueting hall.

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- Great space.
- Boo.

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Agh.

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I forgot to take out the bins.

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Anyway, what could I tell you
about this room?

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Henry VIII actually dined here.

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Wow.
Henry VIII actually dined here.

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Sorry, did I say "wow"?

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I'm just still amazed by that.

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- No, it is wow.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, you should've seen the banquet.
He had swan.

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- He had swan.
- And hog.

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- And hog.
- And dumplings.

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And figs.

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- And figs.
- Absolutely stank out the privy.

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And absolutely loved the place.
Absolutely loved it.

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As do we.

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- Shall we move on?
- Er, give us a lift?

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Mate?

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- OK.
- Thank you. Yay.

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- What's the programme, then?
- It's a period drama.

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- What period?
- Stuart.

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- Tudor.
- Regency.

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- Regency.
- Yes.

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Sorry.
Got carried away.

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There you are.

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Are you a sight for sore...?
You are kidding me?

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When I have control of the hands,
I am going to punch you so hard.

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I think this place is perfect, if you'd be willing
to have us here for a couple of months.

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How much would you be offering?

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- 3,000.
- We'd have to sleep on it.

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- 3,000 a day is the most we can offer.
- A day?

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Morning.
I've just slept on it and I say yes.

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- And it's a yes from me.
- Great.

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Just to warn you, though,
it is quite intrusive.

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- Lots of personnel.
- Sounds fun.

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It can feel like you're not welcome
in your own home.

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- Absolutely outrageous.
- We're used to that.

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We've had building work going on.

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Is there anything structural
we should know about?

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- Well, the floor in this room...
- No, no, no.

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No, there's nothing structural.

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Everything's structurally sound as a pound.

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We were looking at a property in the
next village, but they're a big family

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and they had some issues about
which rooms we could use.

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Well, we're easy. You can film
wherever you like, when you like.

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Cos it's just the two of us.

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Yeah...

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Here they come.
The riff-raff.

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The lags.
This will be chaos.

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- Morning.
- Mind your backs.

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ADs on channel 2, please.

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Well, I'm keeping out of it.

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Yes, though I might just, erm... check.

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That looks absolutely lovely,
that, doesn't it?

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You going to put an egg on it?

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He's put an egg on it.

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Can I have some veggie sausages, please?

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On a roll.

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- Disgusting.
- You be beautiful wigs that I ever did s...

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Have you left your tongs on, Tina?

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Is this meant to be 1820s?

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Those are Rococo chairs and tables.

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You can tell by the legs.
They're Rococo legs.

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Hi, I'm Adam,
I'm the first assistant director.

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- Nice to meet you, hi.
- Hi. Mike.

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Sorry...
What do you mean, he's still in make-up?

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We're not meant to have more than
15 people on this floor,

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and some of these things weigh as
much as people, so that's...

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It'll be fine.
I'm sure that's an exaggeration.

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- But the survey said...
- Yeah, the survey also said

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that we need to replace the drains,
and we need this money to do that.

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There aren't that many people, anyway.

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As long as there isn't anything
that's too heavy.

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Mind your backs.

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OK. You can store this
in the other room, actually.

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It's easier for you then, isn't it?

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Just keep things a bit more
uncluttered in here.

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- The room just along there.
- Can we just...? Er...

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Little horse go clippy-clippy-clop.

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I see.
Hey.

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- No.
- What a business.

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You done it now, man.

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I suppose we should call it a day...
Hello to you, sir.

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The gee-gees, come on, then.
Let's have a bit of this.

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Come on.

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OK.

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That's an arrival on Toby.
Just stepping out of the car.

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- My God.
- Who is that?

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Toby Nightingale.

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- He is...
- Hot, right?

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It's certainly a lot of layers.

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No, Kitty, she means to say
she's in love with him.

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A knife in my heart.

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Look at all his servants.

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He looks preposterous.

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Nine, ten...

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He counts as two.

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What are you...?

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- No.
- Everything OK?

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No. Yeah.
Everything's fine.

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It's just Toby Nightingale,
that's her free pass.

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Free pass?
Right.

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Don't let him hear that.

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Yeah, I won't.
I definitely won't.

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Julian.
I say, Julian.

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What do you want?
I'm terribly busy.

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You wouldn't happen to know what
a "free pass" means?

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- Something Michael said.
- Yes. Samantha Fox was mine.

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I do hope she's still modelling.
Very talented lady.

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Alison's is this actor fellow.
What does it mean?

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Well, it's a sort of clause
in a marriage contract.

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A named exception to the rule of monogamy.

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Sometimes there's a whole list of people

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with whom one can enter into
congress without consequences.

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- My God.
- Margot had three of the Gladiators on her list.

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Wolf, Cobra and John Fashanu.

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You mean to say that this player,
this minstrel,

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is allowed to bed fair Alison?

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He's her free pass.

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I'll start here,
and I think I'm going to approach...

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What are they feeding the metal cow?

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No, that's not a cow, Mary, no.
That's called a camera.

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Yes.
They're just cleaning the lens.

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Is that its mouth?

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No, no, no.
That's its, erm, eye.

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OK, cheques are happy.

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What does that mean?

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I thought you weren't interested?

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What? No, no, no,
I just wanted to, erm, you know?

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Can we clear the frame now?

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First positions.
Call for quiet.

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- Quiet on set, please.
- That's extraordinary.

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Camera set?

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Getting a good look, are we?

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Quiet.

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- Alison.
- Shush.

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- A word, if you please.
- Shh-shh-shh.

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- Is it true that...?
- Shush...

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Everyone.

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Thank you.

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- And action.
- That's very good.

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They've left for London.

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It's a pity that such a sweet girl
should have such low connections.

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She's a fancy flapjack.

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Perhaps you are too harsh on
your sex, Miss Jane.

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In truth, you have not had
experience of all of society.

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I am beginning to believe that this severity

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is born from other distractions.

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Do you find yourself distracted, Miss Jane?

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My lord.

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Kiss him.

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What is it?
Damn you.

197
00:10:06,598 --> 00:10:09,482
- Yes, what is it? Damn you.
- A letter for you, Lord Byron, sir.

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- Byron?
- Cut.

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00:10:11,238 --> 00:10:15,177
- Cut what? Not my lace.
- Byron? Did he say Byron?

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Isn't he going to read the letter?

201
00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:18,896
I'm sure Adam knows what he's doing.

202
00:10:18,957 --> 00:10:21,447
- That's one out, three in.
- Four.

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- God, they're everywhere.
- This is about Byron?

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Well, yeah, I mean,
the clue is in the title, mate.

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What effrontery is this?

206
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I cannot and will not bear it.

207
00:10:34,428 --> 00:10:36,504
Can we take that key light up a little?

208
00:10:42,988 --> 00:10:45,184
You do light.

209
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,286
- He's smaller in real life, isn't he?
- Taller, if anything.

210
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I wish I could see his calves.

211
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I bet he's got lovely calves.

212
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- Well, I thought that was rather good.
- No good for me.

213
00:10:57,558 --> 00:10:59,297
It sounds like there's a radio on somewhere.

214
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- Can we find out where the...?
- I'm on it.

215
00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:05,297
- I can also hear a wood pigeon.
- Yeah, good luck with that one, mate.

216
00:11:05,357 --> 00:11:08,393
- What's up after this one?
- We're in the bedroom for the sex scene.

217
00:11:10,143 --> 00:11:11,384
My.

218
00:11:15,322 --> 00:11:17,099
Sorry, Julian, they can hear it on set.

219
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No, actually, this is important.

220
00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:20,850
I need to... Don't do that.
I've got a bet on.

221
00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:22,673
- You've got a bet on?
- That's what I said.

222
00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:25,221
- You can't bet, you're dead.
- All right, don't rub it in.

223
00:11:25,281 --> 00:11:27,322
It's a sportsman's bet with myself.

224
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Hold on a minute.
You could put a bet on for me.

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You haven't got any money, you're...

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Dead. I know, you just said that,
I get it.

227
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But you could keep my winnings,
maybe buy yourself a pretty little dress.

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Perhaps some make-up.
Make yourself look nice.

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00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:45,297
I really believe you have it in you, Alison.

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Just need a bit of help, that's all.

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You're welcome.

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- Just keep the radio off, please.
- Will do. Mystery Queen 10-1.

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- Sorted.
- Thank you. OK.

234
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- I can hear the radio again.
- One sec.

235
00:12:04,153 --> 00:12:06,956
I told you to turn it off.

236
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,297
No, actually, no, you didn't.
You said... Er... hold on a moment.

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This is my house too.
I have a right to the amenities.

238
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,757
- This is an infringement of my...
- Write to your MP.

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She got me there.

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Sorry about that.
It won't happen again now.

241
00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:27,227
Let's not get behind.
First positions, please.

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00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,950
- That's it, Adam, call them to order.
- Sound speed.

243
00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:32,401
Here we go, stand by.
Settle.

244
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,216
- And action.
- Action.

245
00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:36,442
They've left for London.

246
00:12:36,503 --> 00:12:40,816
It's a pity that such a sweet girl
should have such low connections.

247
00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:43,027
- She said that before.
- Yes, that's because...

248
00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:44,563
Please, Pat.
We're turning.

249
00:12:44,624 --> 00:12:47,758
Perhaps you are too harsh on
your sex, Miss Jane.

250
00:12:47,819 --> 00:12:49,890
In truth you have not had

251
00:12:49,951 --> 00:12:52,107
experience of all of society.

252
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:58,687
I am beginning to believe that this severity

253
00:12:58,748 --> 00:13:00,447
is born of other distractions.

254
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:05,759
Do you find yourself distracted, Miss Jane?

255
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,485
Robin.

256
00:13:09,546 --> 00:13:11,240
For God's sake.

257
00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:17,759
Sorry.
It was just a really good take, wasn't it?

258
00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:19,198
Harry.

259
00:13:19,621 --> 00:13:22,582
Sorry, I don't know why that happened.
I'll sort it.

260
00:13:22,643 --> 00:13:25,472
OK, let's cut and reset
as quickly as possible, please.

261
00:13:25,534 --> 00:13:27,893
No, we don't have time.
We'll just use the beginning of that one.

262
00:13:27,953 --> 00:13:29,475
Let's move on before we lose the day.

263
00:13:29,535 --> 00:13:32,006
OK, moving on.
Set up for the next shot, please.

264
00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:34,280
Moving on, please, everyone.
Moving on.

265
00:13:34,341 --> 00:13:36,759
Can I take a look at playback, please?

266
00:13:36,819 --> 00:13:39,759
'Tis witchcraft.

267
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,027
Their souls be captured in the window.

268
00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:46,587
No, no, no. It's all being
recorded on to a video cassette.

269
00:13:47,085 --> 00:13:49,117
But how are they cleft in twain?

270
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,605
They be there and there.

271
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,109
What?

272
00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:03,807
Um...
Sorry, if I distracted you there.

273
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:06,759
I didn't notice.
I was completely in the scene.

274
00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:08,171
Great.

275
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:09,977
We haven't met, have we?

276
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,781
- I'm Toby.
- I-I-I'm Alison.

277
00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:16,624
Can I just say how good I thought
you were in The Shoe Shiner?

278
00:14:16,685 --> 00:14:17,885
Fire away.

279
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:22,567
Er, yeah.
I just thought you were so good.

280
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,318
- It's actually one of my favourite films.
- I'm Mike.

281
00:14:25,379 --> 00:14:28,146
I completely believed that you were blind.

282
00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:31,140
Thanks. I spent a week at a hotel
for the blind.

283
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:33,486
Wore a blindfold,
really got to know the condition.

284
00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:35,759
One of the most rewarding times of my life.

285
00:14:36,287 --> 00:14:40,299
I tell you what, food never tasted so good.

286
00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:42,560
Now I always eat with my eyes closed.

287
00:14:42,621 --> 00:14:43,821
Mind your backs, please.

288
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:49,420
- Excuse me, Toby.
- No problem.

289
00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:50,759
Nice to meet you, Abigail.

290
00:14:50,819 --> 00:14:52,060
It's...
It's Alison.

291
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,013
That looks really heavy.
Shall we just come clean?

292
00:14:55,073 --> 00:14:57,000
What, and tell them that they're
working on a death trap?

293
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,575
Look, if you go outside, that's one less.

294
00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:03,019
Both of us.

295
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,995
Fine.

296
00:15:16,404 --> 00:15:17,759
Curses.

297
00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:20,819
A pox on all of them apart from Alison.

298
00:15:22,036 --> 00:15:23,236
Finally.

299
00:15:25,819 --> 00:15:29,088
Come to coax me back, have you?
It's no use.

300
00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:32,262
Nothing will persuade me to...
It's you.

301
00:15:32,607 --> 00:15:34,754
Go and get Alis...
He can't hear me.

302
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,169
Harry, can you hurry with that
light, please?

303
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,928
So the metal cow remembers what it sees...

304
00:15:41,989 --> 00:15:43,390
Through its one eye?

305
00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:46,160
Yeah. And it sends the memories
through the cables...

306
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:47,759
- Worms.
- Worms, if you like.

307
00:15:47,819 --> 00:15:49,531
To the little window.

308
00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:53,582
Where the tiny peoples dance the memories.

309
00:15:54,116 --> 00:15:55,351
Yeah, if you like.

310
00:15:56,663 --> 00:15:59,027
Come to dadda.

311
00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:01,503
There we go, that's all good.

312
00:16:07,017 --> 00:16:11,550
- Seems to be all right now.
- Thanks, Harry, just one more, from the top.

313
00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:14,759
I thought they were moving on?
When are they moving on?

314
00:16:14,819 --> 00:16:17,564
- They do lots of different camera angles.
- How many?

315
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,032
Quiet on set, please.
- Quiet on set, please.

316
00:16:20,531 --> 00:16:22,048
- Turning over.
- Sound speed.

317
00:16:22,109 --> 00:16:23,601
- And action.
- Action.

318
00:16:24,211 --> 00:16:26,714
They've left for London.
It's a pity...

319
00:16:27,011 --> 00:16:28,409
Stand aside, Thorne.

320
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,891
- You really want to know what vexed me?
- No.

321
00:16:30,952 --> 00:16:32,321
Fine, I'll tell you.

322
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:35,035
Lord Byron was my greatest foe.

323
00:16:35,551 --> 00:16:38,805
If I had flesh and this were Byron himself,

324
00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,430
I would damn well run him through.

325
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,760
He stole my verse,

326
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,679
my destiny,

327
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:49,636
and now he is to steal
the woman of my dreams.

328
00:16:49,697 --> 00:16:51,411
You say every woman is
the woman of your dreams.

329
00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:55,017
I have a lot of dreams.
And most of them are about women...

330
00:16:55,078 --> 00:16:58,080
apart from the one
where I have the body of a crab.

331
00:16:59,155 --> 00:17:01,294
What is it?
Damn you.

332
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,323
Begging your pardon.
A letter for you, Lord Byron, sir.

333
00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:08,863
I will not tolerate this sordid
pantomime in my house

334
00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:11,759
glorifying this charlatan.

335
00:17:12,002 --> 00:17:13,760
This cad.

336
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:16,684
This wazzock.

337
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:17,981
What's a wazzock?

338
00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,270
Pat says it.

339
00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:23,041
I'm going to drown myself in the lake.

340
00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:25,630
I mean it.

341
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,135
- Cut.
- Cut there.

342
00:17:28,196 --> 00:17:31,720
Right, we're going to take a couple of minutes,
just to turn things around for the reverse.

343
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,237
Actors, you can relax yourselves off.

344
00:17:33,297 --> 00:17:36,892
Right, that's two minutes, people,
and then we're going to turn it round.

345
00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:40,087
Thank you very much.
God, this is good.

346
00:17:44,602 --> 00:17:46,292
- Hey, Abigail.
- It's Alis...

347
00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:48,027
I wonder if I could ask you a favour.

348
00:17:48,087 --> 00:17:50,002
I've got this scene later,
I need to run the lines.

349
00:17:50,062 --> 00:17:52,556
I didn't want to ask her,
because I find it can stifle spontaneity,

350
00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:54,758
and I want to keep it fresh and beautiful.

351
00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:56,539
- I'm Lord Byron, obviously.
- Yep.

352
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,759
I've thought of nothing but you all day.

353
00:17:59,017 --> 00:18:00,353
Have you?

354
00:18:01,278 --> 00:18:02,903
No, that's the scene, that's the first line.

355
00:18:02,963 --> 00:18:06,052
Of course.

356
00:18:06,113 --> 00:18:08,297
Why would you...?
That's... OK.

357
00:18:08,358 --> 00:18:10,898
I've thought of nothing but you all day.

358
00:18:11,265 --> 00:18:13,015
Do not deny your feelings.

359
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,625
- I do not.
- Alison?

360
00:18:14,686 --> 00:18:15,967
My heart.

361
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,074
First, I will kiss your lips.

362
00:18:19,855 --> 00:18:21,812
Then I will undress you.

363
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,125
And then...

364
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:28,961
And then...

365
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,896
Squares.

366
00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:19,304
- Bingo.
- Can we have some music on, please, Cathy?

367
00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:22,606
My bus, my rules.
I've got 20 quid on this.

368
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,466
Yes.

369
00:19:27,081 --> 00:19:29,116
You are on a sinful path.

370
00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:31,759
I can't talk about this now.
It's not what you think it is.

371
00:19:31,819 --> 00:19:34,350
I know all about this so-called free pass.

372
00:19:34,411 --> 00:19:37,443
Your husband may be satisfied
but, I tell you, I am not.

373
00:19:37,504 --> 00:19:40,759
The marriage vows are sacred,
and I will not have you

374
00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:44,975
sullying the good name of this
family with your wanton debauchery.

375
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,571
How's it going?

376
00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:04,519
- What are you wearing?
- I thought I'd go for a run.

377
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,842
- Now? You don't run.
- Hey, going for a run?

378
00:20:06,903 --> 00:20:09,160
Yeah, I like to keep in shape.

379
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,677
What are we talking?
5K?

380
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,621
10...
At least.

381
00:20:12,682 --> 00:20:15,094
Cool. I'm actually in training
for my next project.

382
00:20:15,155 --> 00:20:17,900
I'm playing a mountain climber, so I'm
mainly focusing on upper-body strength.

383
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,626
Yeah?
Me... Me too.

384
00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:22,806
One...

385
00:20:23,902 --> 00:20:25,832
Why is that...?

386
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,186
Are you actually going up
a real-life mountain?

387
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,422
- Of course.
- Mike couldn't do that.

388
00:20:30,483 --> 00:20:32,104
- He's scared of heights.
- I wouldn't say scared.

389
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,062
I love them, if anything.
Don't faze me at all.

390
00:20:36,922 --> 00:20:39,255
OK, back on in five, everyone.

391
00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:42,758
OK, well, I'd better get going.

392
00:20:42,819 --> 00:20:44,985
Keep an eye on the floor, yeah?

393
00:20:45,046 --> 00:20:46,810
Enjoy your 10K.

394
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:50,559
My God.
How much does that thing weigh?

395
00:20:51,429 --> 00:20:53,171
Watch yourself, coming through.

396
00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:56,306
Where have all these people come from?
There's twice as many.

397
00:21:02,819 --> 00:21:04,042
In your face.

398
00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:06,357
Robin. What the bally hell
do you think you're playing at?

399
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:09,759
- Bigger boy made me do it.
- No. It's nonsense, and you know it.

400
00:21:10,029 --> 00:21:13,060
Yeah, I just think it's a shame
we're not just pushing in

401
00:21:13,121 --> 00:21:15,470
for that moment there,
just to capture the emotion.

402
00:21:15,531 --> 00:21:17,227
Well, I'm sure they know what
they're doing, Mary.

403
00:21:17,287 --> 00:21:19,419
Will, can you just push in a little?
Just get the emotion.

404
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,759
- Yeah, sure.
- Well done, Mary.

405
00:21:21,819 --> 00:21:24,332
This is taking for ever.

406
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,260
That's probably about 10K.

407
00:21:49,819 --> 00:21:51,819
Little short cut...

408
00:21:56,027 --> 00:21:57,768
Why is that?

409
00:21:57,829 --> 00:21:59,284
First positions.

410
00:21:59,974 --> 00:22:03,153
Thanks for your patience, everyone.
This is the last set-up.

411
00:22:03,214 --> 00:22:05,680
Toby.
Toby.

412
00:22:08,502 --> 00:22:10,378
- Lord Byron?
- Yes?

413
00:22:10,439 --> 00:22:11,704
First positions.

414
00:22:14,487 --> 00:22:16,216
- Turning.
- Sound speed.

415
00:22:16,277 --> 00:22:17,759
- And action.
- Action.

416
00:22:17,786 --> 00:22:19,357
They've left for London.

417
00:22:27,217 --> 00:22:30,821
In truth, you have not had
experience of all of society.

418
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,759
I am beginning to believe that this severity

419
00:22:34,819 --> 00:22:36,819
is born from other distractions.

420
00:22:48,342 --> 00:22:52,842
Do you find yourself distracted, Miss Jane?

421
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,095
My lord.

422
00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:07,446
- And cut.
- That's scene complete.

423
00:23:12,668 --> 00:23:14,333
That should hold it.

424
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:17,142
Jolly good.
Excellent work, everybody, thank you.

425
00:23:17,203 --> 00:23:19,806
Thank you so much for your hard work
today, everyone.

426
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:22,534
It does not go unnoticed.
Lovely working with you, thank you.

427
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,609
- Thank God.
- I thought they were never going to finish.

428
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:27,549
Moving on to the bedroom.

429
00:23:27,610 --> 00:23:30,832
Closed set, just essential crew,
please, cos there'll be nudity.

430
00:23:30,893 --> 00:23:32,924
I hope he has a hairy chest.

431
00:23:32,985 --> 00:23:34,837
Good Lord.

432
00:23:34,898 --> 00:23:39,828
OK, it's a closed set.
There will be intercourse, apparently.

433
00:23:39,889 --> 00:23:44,264
Next up, it's the main event of the day,
this is the big one, the King Henry Stakes.

434
00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:47,403
As the riders line up, the atmosphere
here is absolutely electric.

435
00:23:47,464 --> 00:23:50,250
Here we go.
Fingers-fingers.

436
00:23:50,311 --> 00:23:52,116
There you are, Harry, straight through, yep.

437
00:23:52,176 --> 00:23:54,952
First door on the right, thank you.
Er, no. No, thank you.

438
00:23:55,013 --> 00:23:56,561
You heard Adam.
It's a closed set.

439
00:23:56,622 --> 00:23:59,115
Essential crew only.
Especially not you, Robin.

440
00:23:59,176 --> 00:24:00,367
I'll be good.

441
00:24:00,428 --> 00:24:02,153
There's no harm in it.
They can't see us, mate.

442
00:24:02,213 --> 00:24:04,440
Yeah, we're ghosts, you warty old crunk.

443
00:24:04,501 --> 00:24:09,027
That is beside the point. Rules are rules,
and young Adam deserves our every respect.

444
00:24:09,087 --> 00:24:11,633
OK, if everyone's happy.
Let's clear the room.

445
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,657
Good Lord.

446
00:24:16,718 --> 00:24:20,650
- Why he do rain dance?
- The Devil plays with his strings.

447
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:24,213
No, no, no, no.
He's getting himself in the zone.

448
00:24:32,088 --> 00:24:33,360
Fixed it.

449
00:24:33,819 --> 00:24:35,383
Great.

450
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,893
Before or after the 10K?

451
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,856
- Where's your free pass?
- You...

452
00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:44,558
- You're not are you actually jealous?
- No.

453
00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:49,096
But, I mean, he is handsome.

454
00:24:52,772 --> 00:24:54,950
And... action.

455
00:24:56,253 --> 00:24:59,087
- No, thank you.

456
00:25:00,436 --> 00:25:02,678
I've thought of nothing but you all day.

457
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,193
Yes.

458
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,759
- What are you all doing here?
- We're not allowed in.

459
00:25:08,819 --> 00:25:11,320
- They're making love.
- What?

460
00:25:11,381 --> 00:25:14,505
No, no, no, Fanny, no.
No, Fanny.

461
00:25:14,566 --> 00:25:17,491
Bradley's Misdemeanour
challenged by the outsider Mystery Queen.

462
00:25:17,552 --> 00:25:19,668
- Come on, Bradley.
- Come on, Mystery Queen.

463
00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,607
Alison.

464
00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:25,758
First, I will kiss you...

465
00:25:25,819 --> 00:25:29,026
- Mystery Queen on the nearside...
- Come on.

466
00:25:29,104 --> 00:25:31,702
Help. I can't pull myself up.

467
00:25:31,763 --> 00:25:33,104
Come on.

468
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:35,040
Stop kicking.

469
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,523
Come on.

470
00:25:38,819 --> 00:25:41,089
Come on.

471
00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:43,615
- Robin.
- What? It wasn't me.

472
00:25:43,683 --> 00:25:47,250
- Have you got me? Have you got me?
- It's OK. Let yourself down. Slowly.

473
00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:48,664
Have you got...?

474
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,645
You're fine now, you're all right now.

475
00:25:56,755 --> 00:25:58,006
All right.

476
00:26:00,891 --> 00:26:02,568
Someone get a medic in here.

477
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,387
- Toby, are you OK?
- No, I'm not.

478
00:26:04,448 --> 00:26:06,404
I could've died,
and then where would you be?

479
00:26:07,015 --> 00:26:08,344
Where did you get that from?

480
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,019
I think you know.

481
00:26:18,739 --> 00:26:20,216
That's a terrible shame.

482
00:26:20,277 --> 00:26:23,217
- I thought you didn't want them here?
- Not for me, for you.

483
00:26:23,278 --> 00:26:24,647
The money and so on.

484
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,662
I shan't miss him... them.

485
00:26:26,723 --> 00:26:29,835
'Tis back to boredom, I suppose.

486
00:26:29,896 --> 00:26:33,129
Never bored with chess board.

487
00:26:33,364 --> 00:26:36,809
Well, I think it quite the best to
be free from distractions.

488
00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:40,242
- You do know that free pass thing's a joke?
- Wasn't in my marriage.

489
00:26:40,303 --> 00:26:43,760
- Goodbye, 96,000 Pounds.
- Yeah...

490
00:26:44,008 --> 00:26:46,027
Well, at least we won 100 quid.

491
00:26:46,544 --> 00:26:49,118
Mystery Queen.
Got a tip from a ghost.

492
00:26:49,179 --> 00:26:52,453
- That's how we can make money.
- No, they're... they're ghosts, Mike.

493
00:26:52,514 --> 00:26:54,588
I think you're thinking of time-travellers.

494
00:26:57,217 --> 00:26:58,263
- Yeah, but...
- No.

495
00:26:58,324 --> 00:27:00,134
Well, Thomas will be glad they've gone.

496
00:27:00,195 --> 00:27:02,780
Yeah, perhaps someone should tell him.

497
00:27:06,177 --> 00:27:07,793
Come on, Pat.
Chop chop.

498
00:27:23,906 --> 00:27:28,506
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