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(WIND HOWLS)

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(WATER DRIPS)

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(DOOR CREAKS)

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(LABOURED BREATHING)

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It won't be long now.

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She had a tremendous innings.

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At least she's comfortable.

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Yeah, there are worse ways to go.

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- Well, this is it.

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- You can say that again.

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- Shh! I think it's happening.

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Stand by.

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Shh!

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(ALL GASP)

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- I think she's going.

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Tenner says she stays.

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Deal.

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I can't see anything.

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Argh! (THUD!)

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Oh, not this again.

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Who are you?

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I am the ghost of your

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We are those poor spirits who dwell on,

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Ah, she's gone.

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- Lucky cow.

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What's going on?

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- You owe me ten.

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- to what I actually said...

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- Guys, if you please!

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Perhaps one of us

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Yes, I'll do it.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Bagsy her room.

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- Oh, she's only just died.

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Well, I'll wait until they've taken

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She was the last Button

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The final Button died today

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Though where she goes,

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Oh, he's off again.

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- It seems but only yesterday...

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- Don't go without me. Oh, stupid body.

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'Twas like...a play

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But with no children of her own

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Who then will come to call this home?

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ALISON: Well, it's bigger than the place

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- And it's slightly over budget, but...

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No, but the downstairs flat's got one

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So...

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- Yeah?

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- (PHONE RINGS)

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Hello, Clasey Hughes Estate.

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- Nice view of the street.

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BOTH: "Buddy's Fish 'n' Pizza."

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Well, we do like both those things.

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Hmm.

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- It's rubbish, isn't it?

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- It's so bad.

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- Sorry.

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I wouldn't want to live here either.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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- Hello?

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- Speaking.

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We're only looking at flats.

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No, this one's not for sale.

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Then why are you calling?

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God, I hate estate agents.

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Apart from the good ones like you.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Yep?

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Sorry, I think we've got off

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I'm a solicitor at Worthing,

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- (THUD!)

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that you have in fact inherited a house.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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That's you in the corner there.

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So she was like my step-great auntie?

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There's no real term for what you are,

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but she sadly had no direct relatives

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I feel like

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I put a pussy willow

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and he tried to get it out

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He had to go to the doctor's.

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It wasn't A&E or anything,

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He's fine now.

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These look nice.

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That's potpourri.

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(CRUNCH!)

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- Was she old?

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Oh, so close.

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And there she is.

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Lady Heather Button.

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The Buttons go back a long way.

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Lady?

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Does that mean I'm a lady?

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OK, I know I'm a lady,

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- ALISON: Like Lady Gaga. No, no...

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(ALISON CHUCKLES)

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As a matter of fact, it is. Button House.

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- No.

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Now, obviously, it can take several years

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(SOLICITOR'S VOICE FADES,

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...luxury hotel chains,

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I mean, she lived on her own...

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- What if we keep it?

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The house is in a state of some disrepair.

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We were looking for

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and I retiled the bit behind the sink

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- The splashback?

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I'm not sure this falls into the category

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You should at least

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I just feel like it would be better

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I think, actually, that's what she

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- Aunt Helen.

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- Heather.

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for some hotel chain,

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- We could give up our jobs.

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- We could do this full-time.

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Can we keep it if we want to?

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Well, it is your house.

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(SLAM!) Sorry.

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Ah, look what the cat's dragged in.

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Down here. You're warm.

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Warmer.

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Yeah, you're boiling.

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No. Cold...

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Getting... Agh!

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Down here! You deaf...

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Well, I've got the ears, haven't I?

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Er...

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- Little guy...

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Prawn...go dooka-dooka.

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- But that's...

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(SIGHS) Fine. Best of 20.

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- Oh, come on.

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Ideally, you want it

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This one's going to have mud on it,

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This is the tip.

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We insert the tip into the split.

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ALL: Into the slath.

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Yeah.

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Thence repeat the process

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Great. Lovely talk of the day

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I think I can safely say if we had any

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we could all make

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Maybe next week, please, we'd all be

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The witch trial. Huh?

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It's too soon?

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When you're ready. (CLEARS THROAT)

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- Oh, dear.

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all about the first time she ate an egg.

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- I actually didn't like it.

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Well, save it for tomorrow, please.

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And then on Wednesday, Julian

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Yes, my by-election victory speech, '91.

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Very inspiring, very long

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- Oh, God, spare me.

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Pat, sit down.

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Right, AOB? Any other business?

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Well, I have got something, actually.

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I've been woken every night by you,

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Well, I don't think I do!

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(PIERCING SCREAM)

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(THUD!)

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- I always thought that was an owl.

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Do you know what an owl sounds like?

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- Well, now I don't think so.

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Look, look, this is my house

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It was mine first.

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- No, that's the land, not the house.

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Well, I wish you would all hush.

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- with all this agitation.

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You haven't done a day's work

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- Oh!

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- Pfft!

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Oh, he can't still be ahead of his time,

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Guys, please!

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Why don't you just go back

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I don't see why I should.

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I wanted the garden view.

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The garden view comes with

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You get used to it after 100 years.

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(ALL TALK AT ONCE)

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- Let's be serious here.

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- (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

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It's simple. You swap rooms, eh?

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You go up top.

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You come ground floor and no jumpy.

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Right. Well, that would suit me, I think.

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Yeah, that could work.

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- Not just a pretty face.

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(OWL HOOTS)

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Hmm. Yeah.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Hup! Ah.

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Ah, splendid!

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(CLOCK CHIMES)

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Fanny?

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What is it, Fanny?

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George?

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(PIERCING SCREAM)

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Oh, for heaven's sake.

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(BONES CRUNCH)

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Throw yourself out of

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# I'm bringing sexy back, yeah... #

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(BOTH MUMBLE LYRICS)

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# Ohh! Ow-oh!

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# My life has been

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I always get the timing wrong

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- MIKE: Hang on, hang on.

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I think this is it.

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Oh, my God.

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My heart.

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Yeah?

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It's so strange. I...

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I feel like I know the place already.

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This track.

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Every tree.

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It's like I've been here my whole life.

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Like it's...

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...home.

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- This is the wrong one.

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- This really is beyond the pale!

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You entered my room, you said, "George",

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Well, look, I don't even realise

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Perhaps there's some

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why you feel like you have to re-enact...

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Maybe try jumping out of

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- Get it out of the way.

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- It's the screaming that's annoying.

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Keep the jumping, but do it silently.

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Staying hush whilst falling from a height?

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Look, perhaps I scream because...

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..and I've never told anyone this,

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It's quite all right. We shan't pry.

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It's just that the night

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No, look, no screaming. That's all I ask.

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Oh! Argh! Eeh!

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Box. Move. Got wheel.

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Vroom!

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- That's a motorcar.

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Wow! It's like a blooming spaceship.

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Poor creatures must be lost.

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(# KIM WILDE: Kids In America)

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It's Kim Wilde.

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Let me pluck out my eyes,

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Yes, he'd make a very fine soldier.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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- Wow!

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(ALISON CHUCKLES)

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Oh!

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Oh, my...

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This is 100% the most incredible moment

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And it's all ours.

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What did that girl just say?

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She must be related to you.

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Like a niece, a great-great-great...

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No, no, no, no.

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Look at her. She's exposing her knees,

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So this is the library.

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Does that mean we have to

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Philistine.

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Well, it'll be nice to have

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There's enough faces already.

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We'd have to fix up all the plasterwork.

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Hmm. But need fix architrave.

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Oh, yeah.

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We could do every room

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- in a different style.

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Over my dead body!

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- Wait, you...

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Ye olde-worlde.

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- 1950s.

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- Club Tropicana.

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- Wow.

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Well, they seem really nice.

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- Let's give them a chance.

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- Look at that.

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- What is that?

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Oh, I hate it when that happens.

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That's a lake.

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Well, there's only two of them.

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This is going to make

284
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,720
(GHOSTS GASP)

285
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,880
What is hotel?

286
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,440
Well, Robin, a hotel is...

287
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,520
- Kill them.

288
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,440
If we all approve the use of force

289
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,360
- you know, not live any more.

290
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,400
- That's completely immoral.

291
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,880
And if we do kill them, we could be

292
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,320
Would that so bad?

293
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,280
She's married, Thomas. Look at them.

294
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,480
Why must I always be spurned?

295
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,640
PAT: Couldn't we all just

296
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,200
I'd rather kill them.

297
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,720
- Kill them.

298
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,200
- But that's a crime.

299
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,240
We'll hang!

300
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,680
(PIERCING SCREAM)

301
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,680
- (THUD!)

302
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,360
Well, we could always try...

303
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:37,680
...haunting.

304
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,360
- We're ghosts.

305
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,760
Your tea, milady.

306
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,920
Thank you, Jeeves.

307
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,200
- Taste all right?

308
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,360
I couldn't get any water in the kitchen

309
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,800
so I ended up using the garden tap,

310
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,560
and then there's no electric

311
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,320
so I found a plug

312
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,400
I don't know if the water's drinkable,

313
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,560
(PIGEON COOS)

314
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,360
I love the sound of the country.

315
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,840
(COOING CONTINUES)

316
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,000
It's in the room.

317
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,400
Oh, yeah.

318
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,280
It must be nesting somewhere.

319
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,840
Right, what's first?

320
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,400
The pipes? Electrics?

321
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,280
Probably get the bird out the room.

322
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,840
Yeah.

323
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,040
Come on, then, pidgey-bigdey-bigdey!

324
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,800
Gah! Agh!

325
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,320
Now then, let's have a look at some

326
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,040
Now, we all know that Robin

327
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,440
- Will you please, Robin?

328
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,120
- Heugh!

329
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,520
- Very good.

330
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,200
- Yes, Mary?

331
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,440
- they smells burnings.

332
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,960
- None of those are plural, but...

333
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,720
- When I was alive...

334
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,600
...it was rumoured a little plague girl

335
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,000
could oft be heard singing in the pantry.

336
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,440
# Ring a ring o' roses

337
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,200
# A pocketful of posies

338
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,120
# Atishoo

339
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,320
# Atishoo

340
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,760
# We all fall down. #

341
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,800
(CAPTAIN EXHALES SHARPLY)

342
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,320
People find it scary, apparently.

343
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,400
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Can't think why.

344
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,960
- Ahem.

345
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,440
we're all aware

346
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,520
- Oh, please.

347
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,200
- Come on.

348
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,400
All right, all right,

349
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,440
All right. Just..

350
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,160
- Ahem.

351
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,200
Oh! Hold on.

352
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,400
(JULIAN EXCLAIMS)

353
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,400
Argh!

354
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,760
Here we go.

355
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,040
(STRAINS)

356
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,480
Extraordinary!

357
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,280
I've only tried it on cups, but, you know.

358
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,160
Excellent. Well, with my leadership

359
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,400
(NERVOUS GASP)

360
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:06,360
...I believe we have everything we need to

361
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,320
(ALISON SCREAMS)

362
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,160
The water's gone cold!

363
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,040
It's so cold! Mike!

364
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,080
Oh, God.

365
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,720
Thomas?

366
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,720
What?! I wasn't looking, and anyway,

367
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,040
All right, mate. Is she coming out?

368
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,920
Yes, I think she is.

369
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,840
- She's coming out!

370
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,640
Stand to, everybody. Prepare for action.

371
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:32,280
Good luck, everyone. And remember,

372
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,080
- Finished?

373
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,000
Hot water's stopped.

374
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,240
Go for Robin.

375
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,800
- (ELECTRICITY FIZZES)

376
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,840
Agh!

377
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,800
Man down. Right, cue Jemima.

378
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,680
- # Ring a ring o' roses... #

379
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,000
MIKE: Yes! Got the speakers hooked up.

380
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,720
- Well, that's the main thing.

381
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,000
- I think your toast is burning.

382
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,040
- All on you now, Julian.

383
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,800
- Push it!

384
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,080
- Come on, Julian! Push it!

385
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,440
(ALL SHOUT)

386
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,920
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)

387
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,200
- (VASE SCRAPES SLIGHTLY)

388
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,240
- Dammit!

389
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,280
You know, it's much bigger than a cup,

390
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,360
- Haunting's hard, isn't it?

391
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,160
Guys?

392
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,800
MIKE: Right, well,

393
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,840
(CREAKING)

394
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,760
...there?

395
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,560
(SWITCH CLICKS)

396
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,840
After you.

397
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,120
(ALISON SIGHS)

398
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,760
Sing something,

399
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,240
# Don't be scared

400
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:30,240
- # I'm not scared... #

401
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,440
There's another switch here.

402
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,440
- (SWITCH CLICKS)

403
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,160
I can fix this.

404
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,640
What? Are you joking?

405
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,920
- Who are they?

406
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,280
Look it up on YouTube.

407
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,280
Mike, not everything can be learned

408
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,680
You'd be surprised. I found a guide

409
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,720
Yeah, but that's not...

410
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,760
- What, an actual eagle?

411
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,760
- Why would you need to know that?

412
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,320
So cool.

413
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,760
- Erm...

414
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,440
- Do you even know what that does?

415
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,160
GHOSTS: It's the valve

416
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,640
- GHOSTS: Hey! Woo!

417
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,760
No, you haven't.

418
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,440
- Do you think we need a new one?

419
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,280
- Get rid of old Betty?

420
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,640
Let's see what the surveyor says

421
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,880
- Mmm.

422
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,120
Er...

423
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,080
- Ready?

424
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,280
Ready.

425
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,800
(GHOSTS MURMUR IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

426
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,640
- I wasn't ready.

427
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,560
Yeah, come back soon!

428
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,440
Oh, they can't hear me, can they?

429
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,240
MIKE: They're not warming up down here.

430
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,560
Give me a sec.

431
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,640
(VALVE SQUEAKS)

432
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,480
(PIGEON COOS)

433
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,480
There you are.

434
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,360
Hello!

435
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:07,480
We'll be overrun with people!

436
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,680
Taunting us with their life!

437
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,760
No, we'll just try again.

438
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,840
If at first you don't succeed...

439
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:20,360
Precisely. That's right.

440
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,640
Hit them when they're vulnerable.

441
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,960
We may have lost the battle,

442
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,480
(COOING CONTINUES)

443
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,600
(PIERCING SCREAM, THUMP)

444
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,960
Fanny's early.

445
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,360
- Er, I'm right here.

446
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,760
Agh! Is Kim Wilde!

447
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,800
MIKE: Alison! Alison!

448
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:50,160
(MUFFLED) Alison! Alison! Alison!

449
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,440
Look at me. Look at me.

450
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,040
Alison, I'm here. Can you hear me? Yeah?

451
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,520
Alison, I'm here. I'm here.

452
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,280
(SIREN BLARES)

453
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,040
(JULIAN STAMMERS)

454
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,320
- L-L-Let me be absolutely clear.

455
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,400
Well, now, the thing you have

456
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440
- is this...

457
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,280
- but it's rather a yes or no question.

458
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,240
I took a decision to...to...

459
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,520
Pushy or no pushy?

460
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,920
Well, you know, Robin, let me ask you

461
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,880
Answer the question, damn your eyes!

462
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,440
With respect, Thomas, I'm trying to answer

463
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,560
Now, look here. A sacrifice was made

464
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,600
We wanted her out of the house, didn't we?

465
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,600
This has either killed her

466
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,280
FANNY: You don't just do that to someone.

467
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,120
What kind of coward would

468
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,520
Now, steady on, Fanny.

469
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:54,120
No, no, I won't, because I was pushed.

470
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,720
You hear me? I was pushed.

471
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,880
And I have never told a soul.

472
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,280
It was my husband, George.

473
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:06,200
- I caught him 'pon the groundskeeper...

474
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,360
...with the butler 'pon him.

475
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,840
- Oh!

476
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,920
A man-wich.

477
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,840
It's actually known as

478
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,680
- Guys!

479
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,440
with his sordid little secret,

480
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,280
But he was wrong, wasn't he?

481
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,800
Because I have kept it, haven't I?

482
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,320
(ALL MURMUR)

483
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,480
Until now. Until now.

484
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,680
- Oh!

485
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,000
I watched all of that.

486
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,480
- So did I.

487
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,560
- I wish I had watched it.

488
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:40,760
That must have been a terrible

489
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,480
Perhaps now that you've shared it...

490
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,320
...you'll be free of your nightly terrors.

491
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,200
Oh, do you suppose so?

492
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,960
I'm sure of it.

493
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,120
- Oh.

494
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,760
(PIERCING SCREAM)

495
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,120
CAPTAIN: Fanny!

496
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,200
You see, Pat, what did I tell you?

497
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,560
It was silly of me to suggest it, really.

498
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,200
Lesson learnt. What shall we do?

499
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,080
I don't know. I'm not going to spend

500
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,560
at the same time every night.

501
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,000
- It's worth a try.

502
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,040
(GRUNTS WITH EFFORT)

503
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,560
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

504
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,680
(CLOCK CHIMES)

505
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,920
(PIERCING SCREAM)

506
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,280
- (CAPTAIN YAWNS) Much better.

507
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,880
- ROBIN: Mornies!

508
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,360
- THOMAS: Good day.

509
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,080
back to normal round here.

510
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,240
(TOILET FLUSHES)

511
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,880
- Shift over.

512
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,000
I'm so tired.

513
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,640
- Poor you.

514
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,400
You've been asleep for two weeks.

515
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,320
It's called a coma.

516
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,880
- Induced coma.

517
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,040
- Agh!

518
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,640
Yeah.

519
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,880
I'm glad you didn't die.

520
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,240
Well, technically I did, for a bit.

521
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,680
Did I dream that house?

522
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,400
I feel like I dreamt it all.

523
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,280
Oh!

524
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,600
Have you had the survey back?

525
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,360
No. No, not yet.

526
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,560
Hmm.

527
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,800
Now, have her face the right way,

528
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,480
there, not the end for looking

529
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,800
You want to take this finger

530
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:58,400
gently but quickly, and that

531
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,920
- Good Lord!

532
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,120
So, you can check then

533
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,520
not beige and lumpy.

534
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,160
Oh, my goodness. They're coming back!

535
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,200
What?

536
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:14,280
Right, so you know how I said

537
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,400
Oh, God. Oh, what did it say?

538
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,280
How does she seem? Is it she OK?

539
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,080
I don't know, they're not getting

540
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,720
- Well, there's good news and bad news.

541
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,320
OK, OK. Well... Give me the good news...

542
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,560
The bad news is that

543
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,080
like, big structural stuff -

544
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,200
plumbing, electrics.

545
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,520
without a huge amount of cash

546
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,640
- OK. Yeah...

547
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,360
- What?

548
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,400
Some loans. Paid some deposits.

549
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,320
Why didn't you tell me?

550
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:50,000
Because I didn't want you to worry.

551
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,320
I'm going to do everything I can

552
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,880
(CAR HORN BEEPS)

553
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,760
Oh, they're already here. Come on, then.

554
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,960
Hey. All right, mate.

555
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,560
- How you doing?

556
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,360
So, we're going to inspect the site,

557
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,160
Everyone has to wear

558
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,880
Insurance reasons, mainly,

559
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,520
- Cool.

560
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,800
Exciting, isn't it?

561
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,920
Huh? Why don't you go and have

562
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,760
You should be wearing a hard hat.

563
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,760
Button House

564
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,560
What will become of us?

565
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,920
Oh, she spoke to me!

566
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,800
- She spoke to me!

567
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,160
What the devil are you talking about?

568
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,720
Oh, there you are.

569
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,240
I thought you were getting some rest.

570
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,680
No turning back now.

571
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,000
- What if we made a mistake?

572
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,680
What if this was a bad idea

573
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,320
Don't say that. This is a great idea.

574
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,480
It's going to take a lot of work,

575
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:11,480
Mike!

576
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,080
You're terrified, and I get it.

577
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,960
Mike!

578
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,120
I get it. I'm scared too.

579
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,840
This house and what we're doing,

580
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,240
and who knows what we're going to

581
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,400
But, in the end, we've got each other.

582
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,600
It's just us and this big old house.

583
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,800
There's nothing to be scared of, is there?

584
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,240
(GASPS AND SCREAMS)