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PAT: One, two, three...
# Don't break my... #

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Hip, slap
# Achy, step, ball

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# Just don't
Turn and clap

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# And down, two, three, four. #

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Is Annie-versary.

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Pardon?

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Is 25th. Is Annie-versary.

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The day that Annie went whoomph!

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Is Annie-versary.

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Must we do this every year?

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# Hey! #

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Don't forget to touch your hat,
because we're all cowboys.

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Hey, is Annie-versary.

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GROANS
Not this again.

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We never met her, Robin.
Hey, pay attention, you lot, please.

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You're going to have to know
all these moves

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for this afternoon's rehearsal.

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ROBIN GROANS
Right?

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OK.

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PAT BURBLES

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PAT: # One and two and three... #

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Annie-versary.

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ON TV: ..spotting the pattern
in what had, for millennia,

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seemed like
random astrological events.

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And his mathematical model
allowed him to predict

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the comet's next appearance,

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proof that even in the seeming
chaos of the universe,

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there is always order to be found.

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ECHOING: Found, found...

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Oh. And then...

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STIFLED LAUGHTER
Oh, OK. Yeah.

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I know it might look a bit silly
with me up here on my tod,

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but it'll be amazing
once we do it all together.

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There is pattern!

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There is pattern to when we move on.

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OTHER GHOSTS: What?

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One of us go whoomph...

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GROWLS
..today.

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INCREDULOUS ARGUING
I'm telling you.

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I done the math!

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It is written in the stars.

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And the moon and the comets

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and the number of days
before the equinox.

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Come on. Ridiculous!

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What? It complicated,
but I tell you,

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there is sequence between Lizbeth
and William and Annie and Mary.

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And I don't know who,

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but before clock strike
midnight, one of us...

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Whoomph!

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It's so exciting. The next layer.

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I wonder who of us it will be.

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GRUNTS
Calm yourself, Katherine.

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I mean, this is
just superstitious hogwash.

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Bilge, bunkum and toffee!

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No, thank you, Robin. No, thank you.

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I've heard enough. He's right.

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PAT: Hey, well... Eh, eh...
Everyone?

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Everyone?

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OK, well, let's just call
it a day for now, then.

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Don't forget group rehearsals
at five this afternoon.

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OK?

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I was clearing one of the attics

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and I found a few baby bits
from when Flix had Trix.

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Felicity had Trixibelle.

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My daughter had my granddaughter.

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Oh! Oh, oh. OK.

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Thought they might come in
handy for him or her.

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That's so nice. Thank you.

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You can just pop it down.

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No problem at all.

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JINGLING
Thanks.

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So, where should I pop
the other bits?

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Oh, erm...

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I'll just stick them
along the wall, shall I?

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And I'll be back later
with the rest.

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The rest?
HUMS HAPPILY

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So, what,
we're just supposed to believe

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in a bunch of caveman maths?

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I mean, I've seen
some dodgy arithmetic in my time -

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I was briefly made Chancellor -

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but this really takes the biscuit.

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Yes, if I thought for a moment
this were true, which I don't,

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I certainly wouldn't spend
my last day on Earth

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learning how to line dance.

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Well, quite. Yeah.

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You'd be making the most
of every last second,

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going through your bucket list,

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or the ghost equivalent is sort of
already-kicked-the-bucket list.

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Ha-ha. Bucket list?

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Yeah, you know,
all the things you wanted to do,

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but never got around to.

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One last chance
to let your hair down.

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Maybe do a bit of skinny-dipping,

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race a motorbike or bungee-jump,

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whatever floats your boat.

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Well, we all know what floats
your particular boat, don't we?

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Ha-ha, yeah, quite!

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I'd be doing
what I did last time. Yeah.

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Going out with a bang, so to speak.

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Though it takes two
to do that particular tango.

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There isn't really anyone here to...

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Uh...

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Here to what?
SHUDDERS

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Nothing. Just...

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I'm ju... Mm.

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Yeah, boy!

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Greg's booking up Ibiza
and wants to know if we...

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..have a baby by then.

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I will not be going large
in Ibiza, Gregory.

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Life's about to change, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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But we'll still do what we do,
though.

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Like, not Ibiza, obviously. Yeah.
But we'll still be us.

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Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so.

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Like, some things will change
cos, well, they'll have to.

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Yeah, we'll just be more...mature.

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Mm. Yeah, settled.

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That sounds depressing. Yeah.
I don't know why I said it.

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You know what we should do?

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Hmm? Have a big night out.

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Like... Like one more massive bender
before the baby comes,

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before we have to pretend
to be grown-ups.

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Yeah? Do something wild.

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Mm. Like, spontaneous.

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Get wrecked!

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Well, you'd have to get wrecked
for both of us, but...

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Like that night we had in Options?

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We get the gang together.
Yes. Yes, that.

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We'll get dressed up.
We'll go on the town.

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# And we'll have a party

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# We'll have a party! #
She's coming.

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Oh, and she's coming. Oh, no.
She cannot come.

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Not coming. Wow.

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Hello. Here for rehearsals?

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No, not...
Not really my thing, dancing.

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No rhythm?

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No legs. Or arms.

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Or body, at the moment.

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GASPS
Oh, it's fine.

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I'm used to it. No.

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What if it's you who moves on?

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If you and your body
aren't together,

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you might go without him.

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Or him without you.

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LAUGHING: I don't think
it works like that, does it?

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Does it?

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SERIOUSLY: Does it?

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I think better safe than sorry.
Come on.

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I can make you whole again.

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GROANS
Oh, Atomic Kitten!

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LAUGHS
Ha! Oh, yeah. Very good.

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I think I heard him
on the main staircase.

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Hey, Kitty.

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Erm, Kitty?

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Rehearsals?

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Kitty, my love?

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Where is everyone?

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You can't line dance with three.

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It's not a full line.

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Yes, more of a hyphen.

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And we need Julian for the music.

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I can't press play!

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What use the hymn,
what worth the choir...

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Erm...

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From the wedding stanza of
Hermione And Roger.

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Oh, of course.
Yes. That's classic.

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It's an absolute classic, innit?

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What use the hymn,
what worth the choir...

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Wh-wh-wh...

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..with none to hear their song?!

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Ah, yes, that's the badger.
That's it.

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How can you not remember?

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I must have recited it 100 times.

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BOTH: 138.

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And not a word went in?

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SMACKS LIPS
Well...

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I know I never found the fame
I deserved in the outside world,

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but I hoped at least my work
would be remembered

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within these walls!

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TEARFULLY: This is my legacy...

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What on earth's got into him?

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Ha. I blame Robin.

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He's got everyone at sixes and
sevens with his hocus-pocus.

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Yeah.

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You don't believe any of that,
do you?

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That one of us is going today?

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Oh, good Lord, no.

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Heavens, no! Nein, nicht, negative.

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Absolutely not. No. Ha!

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Do you?

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Oh, no. No! Ha.

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AMERICAN ACCENT No, siree.
Not me. No, sir. No, ma'am.

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Right, yes.

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Well, erm, perhaps I can
help you gather the troops,

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get this operation back on track.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, just spontaneous.

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Just tonight, just like...
..couple pre-game tequilas... Great.

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Ah, right. Yeah. Yeah.
Cool. OK, cool. Yeah. All right.

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Yeah. Well, great. Well, erm...
Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Well... Yeah. All right, then.
Well, we'll see you soon.

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See you then. See you soon.
All right, bye. All righty.

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No. They can't make it...
They are not coming. ..in the end.

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Do you think we should move it
to next week?

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Like, give people more notice?
No. What?

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No, we can't forward-plan our
spontaneous night out.

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No, it's going to be great.
Obi's coming with his girlfriend.

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It's going to be
exactly like last time.

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Except different girlfriend,
but still... Yeah, still,

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If you've got Obi, then you've got
yourself a party. 100%.

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Yeah, yeah.
# Gonna be a party

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BOTH: # We're gonna have a party
Gonna be a party

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# Gonna be a... #
Ow. You OK?

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Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp.
Cramp? Oh.

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It's gone, it's passed. Yeah?

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# Gonna have a party... #

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Well, perhaps you're in the kitchen.

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HUMPHREY: Yeah, could be.

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Huh.

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What is it?
Half your age plus seven?

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That's...

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No. No, no. No, no, no, no.

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Oh, well, I guess I'm all out of...

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..options...

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WATER RUNS

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MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS

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Fanny.

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Alison. What is a bungee jump?

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A bungee jump is basically
when you just jump

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from somewhere really high up
and, like...

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Ah. No, no, no, no.
I've done that. A lot.

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Was there a reason that you...?

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No, it doesn't... OK.

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All righty.

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That lipstick? Yeah.

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Is it an experiment?

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No. Oh.

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Unbelievable.

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UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS

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MUSIC: All Eyes On Me
by William Davies & Edward Nutbrown

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Turn it up.

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VOLUME INCREASES

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# They're uncertain 'bout
my language

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# Me speaks the money,
the money speaks clear

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# If it ain't 'bout the money,
then they don't want it. #

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MUFFLED MUSIC BLARES

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Ooh!

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Mm-hm, yeah.
MURMURING ASSENT

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JULIAN: Guess again!

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I told you,
I can only count to five.

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Well, double that and add...

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I wouldn't know how.

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11, OK?

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I'm worth 11 million!

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You're boring me.

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GRUNTING IN RHYTHM TO THE MUSIC

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Oh, yeah.

257
00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,040
CHUCKLING

258
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,920
He's getting it!

259
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,160
Hi!

260
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,080
How high can you count?

261
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,480
To ten.

262
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,880
Close enough.

263
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,640
Guess how much I'm worth.

264
00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,200
There you are! Come on, you.

265
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,920
Let's get you back together,
all ready for the off.

266
00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,200
HUMPHREY: Ooh!

267
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,480
It can be a bit skittish sometimes.

268
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,000
No eyes or ears, see.

269
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,960
Easy. Yeah.

270
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,480
Easy, boy.

271
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,600
Come along, poppet.

272
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,600
Yeah, don't corner it...

273
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,160
Don't corner it! No...

274
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,200
Argh!

275
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,080
Well, don't just stand there,
after me!

276
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,440
KITTY HEAVES

277
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,120
CAPTAIN: Robin, ha! There you are.

278
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,200
You are aware that rehearsals
are at five?

279
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,680
Patrick's in a terrible tizz.

280
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,640
Sorry.
I must have lost track of time.

281
00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,240
Just saying goodbye
to my mouse family.

282
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,880
Snuffles, Maisie and Graeme Souness.

283
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,320
Take care of each other, guys.

284
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,920
Right!
GRUNTS

285
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,960
SIGHS
I think that all my affair in order.

286
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,320
You know, if it's me who...

287
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,200
You really believe it, don't you?

288
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,520
This theory of yours.

289
00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:33,800
Oh, yeah.

290
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,520
Before clock strike midnight,

291
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,200
someone is going up to the stars.

292
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,520
And that doesn't worry you?

293
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,440
I've been here long time.

294
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,280
Yes.

295
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,400
I'm ready.

296
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,880
I want to see what's next.

297
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,240
Ha!

298
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,320
So you think it will be you?

299
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,520
Could be!

300
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,480
Could be you.

301
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,640
Ah.

302
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,480
WHOOSHING

303
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,880
Eh?

304
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,160
STAMMERS

305
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,040
GRUMBLES

306
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,040
KITTY: He's getting away!
HUMPHREY: Faster!

307
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,040
Thomas?

308
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,600
Mate?

309
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,360
Are you coming back
to the line dancing?

310
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,040
Look at them all.

311
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,000
Surviving the ages,

312
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,040
standing erect
in their leather jackets,

313
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,680
shoulder to shoulder,
looking down on me

314
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,600
with their smug little eyes...

315
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:55,280
..and As and Es and Os and Us
and all the consonants.

316
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,160
Yeah, well, you know...

317
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,360
Your work might not be up
there with that lot,

318
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,440
but you'll always be remembered
in this house, mate.

319
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,480
We all love your stuff.

320
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,240
It's kind of you to say, Pat,

321
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,960
but let's be honest,
none of you remember a word of it.

322
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:18,480
Home is not the walls
or the gardens

323
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:23,080
Home is the souls within those walls

324
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:27,680
Home is the memories made
on this spot.

325
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,760
That's Fanny's poem!

326
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,480
I'm not even the best poet
in this house!

327
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,720
BARCLAY: Annabel!

328
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,680
Annabel?

329
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,520
I'll just leave it here.

330
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,080
FANNY: Whoo!

331
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,520
Whoo! Whoo!

332
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,120
Whoooooo!

333
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,560
CLUB MUSIC BLARES
Yes! Whoo!

334
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,880
Hiya. Hi. What can I get you?

335
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,600
Tequilas! Please.

336
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,960
Yeah. Oh, yeah, please. Sorry.

337
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,440
And a shot of water,

338
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,480
but also with salt and lime.

339
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,160
Right, so one shot of water
and one tequila?

340
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,320
No, no, still two tequilas because
he's our designated drinker.

341
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,600
Wow. Good luck.

342
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,080
Yeah! Whoo!

343
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,320
Coopers! Yes!

344
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,640
All right! Hello.

345
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,320
Hi! Bring it in. Hi.

346
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,760
This is Mike and Alison.

347
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,640
And, guys, this is Brenda.

348
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,600
Nice to meet you, Brenda. Hi.
Sorry, it was...?

349
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,800
Brenda. Yes, that's what
I thought you said.

350
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,040
Brenda. Nice to meet you.

351
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,320
Brenda?

352
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,720
Right. Drinks!

353
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,800
Brenda? Yes, please.

354
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,520
White wine for me. OK.

355
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,800
Large white wine.
And he'll have a tequila.

356
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,840
Actually, I might have a wine.

357
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,080
What do you have
in the way of whites?

358
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,040
Not too dry, but flinty.

359
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,280
We've got that one or that one.

360
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,560
Then the Sauvignon, please.

361
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,000
We're into wine.

362
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,080
OK. Yeah, that.

363
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,920
And four more tequilas, please.

364
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,280
Whoa! And another water.

365
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,680
I haven't had these two yet.

366
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,680
All right, well,
you'd better get on it.

367
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,600
CHURCHILL ON RECORDING: We may
allow ourselves

368
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,040
a brief period of rejoicing.

369
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,760
CAPTAIN: I was commanding officer!

370
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,480
LAUGHTER

371
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,160
GASPS

372
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,720
Right, line dancing!

373
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,240
EXHALES

374
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,240
Well, now there's not even a hyphen!

375
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,320
Hello?!

376
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,680
Captain?

377
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,760
Anyone?

378
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,680
SIGHS

379
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,080
SADLY: It only works
if we're all together.

380
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,360
SHOUTS

381
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,840
Yes, got it!

382
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,560
Humphrey?

383
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,680
GRUNTS

384
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,160
I made you whole again!

385
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,480
Yeah!

386
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,680
GASPS

387
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,000
Atomic Kitty.

388
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,280
GIGGLES

389
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,400
NECK CRACKS

390
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,200
DRUM & BASS BLARES

391
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,160
Yeah. Oh, I'd love that.
Sounds amazing.

392
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,640
Absolutely, I'd love to.

393
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,160
She's lovely, then.

394
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,440
SHOUTING: What?

395
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,800
I said, "She's lovely."

396
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,240
It never used to be
this loud in here.

397
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,640
I think it did.

398
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:08,720
LOUDER: I think it did!

399
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,840
Oh, yeah.

400
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,720
Yeah, I suppose. Yeah.

401
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,280
Suppose that's the point, isn't it?

402
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,760
Maybe we should go and dance.

403
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,080
Um, actually, I think
we're going to head off.

404
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,160
What?

405
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,920
I said I think
we're going to head off!

406
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,680
I heard you, but, no, you can't.

407
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,480
We... We're being wild and crazy.

408
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,360
We've got early starts tomorrow.

409
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,520
I'm going to Ikea
and Brenda's got this...

410
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,160
I've got a bank manager
meeting first thing.

411
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,000
Oh, God. Boring!

412
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,040
What for?

413
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,440
Because I'm a bank manager.

414
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,160
OK, well, you can't just go,

415
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,600
because Mike's already gone
to get more drinks.

416
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,360
I don't think he has.

417
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,560
Yeah, he's been drinking
for two all night

418
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:52,360
and, well, he's been gone
a really long time.

419
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,440
BANGING ON DOOR

420
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:58,040
Right, whatever you're doing
in there, stop it and open up.

421
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,280
SLURRED: Five minute...

422
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,120
All right, I'm coming in.

423
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,640
What are you doing in there?

424
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,840
I'm having a nap.

425
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,440
I've been a bouncer for nine years,

426
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,760
and this might be the saddest thing
I've ever seen.

427
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,480
Mate, go home.

428
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,720
Yeah.

429
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,400
What time is it?

430
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,120
Ten past 11.

431
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,680
What?

432
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,120
What happened to me?

433
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,200
You got old, mate.

434
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,680
Can't sleep?

435
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,640
Too much energy.

436
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,320
Not enough dancing.

437
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,720
You're not worried, then,
about what Robin said?

438
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,400
AMERICAN ACCENT: Oh, no, siree!

439
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,280
I ain't worried an eensy li'l bit.

440
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,120
Right, it's just you keep slipping
into an American accent, Pat.

441
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,160
Hell no! No, siree, I...

442
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,080
Oh, my God, I do. Mmm.

443
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,240
I haven't done that
since I were in the queue

444
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,520
for Black Hole at Alton Towers.

445
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,520
Carol thought I was having a stroke!

446
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,080
PAT SIGHS

447
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,000
It's me fear response, apparently.

448
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,160
Hmm.

449
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,240
PAT SIGHS

450
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,680
I don't know, mate.

451
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,840
What if he's right?

452
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,280
I mean, I don't know
the rules to all this.

453
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,680
None of us do.

454
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,240
But if one of us
is going to go today

455
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:31,520
and there's only 18 minutes
of today left and, well...

456
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,320
Do you want to know something?

457
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,320
HIGH-PITCHED AMERICAN ACCENT:
I scared!

458
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,600
Me too.

459
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,360
I tried to dismiss it,

460
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,160
but some part of me must believe it.

461
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:50,640
I mean, I've considered some
pretty desperate things today.

462
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,680
Yes. I, too, have found myself
musing on mortality.

463
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,880
Oh, yeah? Hmm.

464
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,120
What have you been up to?

465
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,040
Oh, you know,
just thinking about the Bible.

466
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,880
You're awake too?

467
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:08,920
Good.

468
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,320
I wanted to say sorry, Pat,
about earlier.

469
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,120
It's just so very hard knowing
I leave no legacy when I go.

470
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,360
PAT SIGHS
Oh, Thomas...

471
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,520
We might not remember
your poems, but...

472
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,400
But we'd remember you.

473
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,560
PAINED: Not so tight on
the arrow, mate!

474
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,000
Sorry! Sorry.

475
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,200
ROBIN: Well, well, well, well.

476
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,400
All got there in the end, eh?

477
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,160
Can't argue with the math.

478
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,360
KITTY: Oh! Everyone back together.

479
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,000
GIGGLES
All ready for the off.

480
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,480
And speaking of back together...

481
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,800
Ta-da!
PAT: Humphrey!

482
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,560
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
There he is.

483
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,080
THUD!
Oh, dammit!

484
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,160
MUMBLING: I've got it. I've got it.

485
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,040
NECK CRACKS
CHUCKLES

486
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,800
It is nice to be together
again at last.

487
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,920
Ha.

488
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,320
You know, it's funny,
this is all I wanted, really.

489
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,920
When I died,
I didn't get to be surrounded

490
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,680
by the people I loved, but now...

491
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,080
..well...

492
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,400
..I'm ready.

493
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,840
Yes.

494
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,360
SOFTLY: Ready.

495
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,240
Well, no, actually.

496
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,040
If this is it for me, then...

497
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,720
..well, there's something
I have to tell you.

498
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,320
Where to begin?

499
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,360
It was 1945.

500
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,800
I'd been posted to Weymouth
since the end of '44,

501
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,440
but when Berlin fell,

502
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,920
I heard chatter on the wires
about an event being held

503
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,480
at my old command, Button House.

504
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,560
GUARD: It's a veterans' event, sir.

505
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,160
Decorated officers only.
If you're not on my list...

506
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,880
I was commanding officer here!
I've got my orders, sir.

507
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,480
CAPTAIN SIGHS
MUFFLED CHATTER

508
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,680
Very well.

509
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,560
THOMAS: You've heard
about these things...

510
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,280
Such and such horsepower or...

511
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,880
ROBIN: If it have horsepower,
where is horse? Ah!

512
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,120
Of course,
knowing the house as I did,

513
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,840
it was simple enough to find
an alternative entrance.

514
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,280
Hey!
THUD!

515
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,360
Ah.

516
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,680
Not my most dignified moment,
but I HAD to be there.

517
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,080
Which meant I HAD to blend in.

518
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,120
TOILET FLUSHES

519
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,400
Oh!

520
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,320
MUFFLED CHATTER

521
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,520
CLEARS THROAT

522
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,720
Oh! Terribly sorry. Oh, so...

523
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,760
Captain! Ha! Is that you?

524
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,440
Cartwright, good Lord.

525
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,520
Wah! I haven't seen you
since, what, '42?

526
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,760
Gosh, must be. Yes.
Sorry, I've just...

527
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,160
Never had you down
as front-line material.

528
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,520
Where were you posted?

529
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,320
Oh, well...

530
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,680
Forward Command, actually. Yeah.

531
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,400
Versailles. Versailles?

532
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,600
I was in Versailles!

533
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,720
You weren't in Versailles.
Were you in Versailles?

534
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,680
Well, briefly,
before I moved to, um...

535
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,240
To where?

536
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,960
Sorry, I really must just...

537
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,640
That's not even the right way up.
What?

538
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,520
What are you trying to pull here?
Erm... Ha.

539
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,480
Well, the thing is, I...

540
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,840
Sorry, I... No, no.
Explain yourself, man!

541
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,440
What's all this?

542
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,000
My old CO, sir.

543
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,520
Never left Blighty,

544
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,600
trying to pass himself off
as the bally hero.

545
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,640
No, please, I, erm...
Where did you get these?

546
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,040
Hmm? No, I, erm...

547
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,520
HEART THUMPS
I... I can...

548
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,080
How dare you?!

549
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,720
Have you no shame?

550
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,800
HEART THUMPS

551
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,640
QUIETLY: What's wrong with that man?

552
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,080
CLATTERING

553
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,200
CAPTAIN GRUNTS

554
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,520
Sir! Sir!

555
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,560
Huh?

556
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,400
Well, fetch a medic!

557
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,800
Medic?

558
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,440
CLEARS THROAT

559
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,040
Are you all right? I'm sorry.

560
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,360
I had to find you.

561
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,640
I'm here.

562
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,120
CAPTAIN GASPS

563
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,520
I...

564
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,240
I...

565
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,240
SOFTLY: I know.

566
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,520
CAPTAIN GRUNTS

567
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,720
Anthony...

568
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,120
James...

569
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,200
I was no hero.

570
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,920
Perhaps.

571
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,680
But you are a brave man.

572
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,480
ROBIN: Yeah. Yeah.
MURMURED ASSENTS

573
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,640
Indeed.

574
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,120
CLOCK CHIMES

575
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,800
CLOCK CHIMES
I'm ready.

576
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,120
CLOCK CHIMES

577
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,880
CLOCK CHIMES

578
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,280
CLOCK CHIMES

579
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,200
CLOCK CHIMES

580
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,800
CLOCK CHIMES

581
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,560
CLOCK CHIMES

582
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,440
CLOCK CHIMES

583
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,040
CLOCK CHIMES

584
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,000
CLOCK CHIMES

585
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,960
CLOCK TICKS SOFTLY

586
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,920
Actually, thinking about it,
it might be tomorrow.

587
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,800
GHOSTS GROAN
Last time I'm listening to you!

588
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,960
Thinking about the numbers...
ROBIN GRUMBLES

589
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,360
So, what do we do now?

590
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,320
Well, we are all together.

591
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,440
OK, so it wasn't the perfect night.

592
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,680
You could say that.

593
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,520
Maybe if Hannah had been there,
it would have...

594
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,520
It wouldn't. Let's face it.

595
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,440
You can't recreate a good time.

596
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,000
They just happen.

597
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,600
Like a little bit of magic.

598
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,120
It's either there or it's not.

599
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,240
Yeah, well, I wanted the magic.

600
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,840
Hey. There'll be more magic.

601
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,400
I know it won't be the same
once there's three of us,

602
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,040
but we're going to have
the best times.

603
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,160
Loads of them.

604
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,280
And I don't know what they'll be

605
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,720
or when they'll happen...

606
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,920
..but isn't that the joy of it?

607
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,880
You're really wise sometimes.

608
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,600
I've had a lot of tequila.

609
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,840
MUSIC: Achy Breaky Heart
by Billy Ray Cyrus

610
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,320
# He might blow up and kill this man

611
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,320
# Ooh... #

612
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,560
JULIAN: Hey, hey, hey!
CAPTAIN: Alison!

613
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,880
KITTY: Come on, join in!

614
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,520
Come and join us! Come on, Alison!

615
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,720
Join in!

616
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,840
What?

617
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,240
ALISON LAUGHS

618
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,600
# Don't tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart

619
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,200
# I just don't think he'd understand

620
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,360
# And if you tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart

621
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,320
# He might blow up and kill this man

622
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,360
# Ooh

623
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,120
# You can tell your ma
I moved to Arkansas... #

624
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,360
Are we still on?

625
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,280
# Or you can tell your dog
to bite my leg

626
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:35,200
# Or tell your brother Cliff... #

627
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,280
I should warn you,
I'm riddled with plague.

628
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,880
You only live once.

629
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,720
# Don't tell my heart... #
I mean, Christ knows what I've got.

630
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,520
# I just don't think he'd understand

631
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,640
# And if you tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart

632
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,800
# He might blow up and kill this man

633
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,040
# Ooh

634
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,280
# Whoo! #