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Thick pea soup,
spreadable turkey paste,

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one tin of corned beef,
two cubes of meat broth,

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five boiled sweets, one...

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Ooh, actually, have we got
any boiled sweets?

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I think I'm craving pear drops.

6
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You're joking? I only just got back

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from getting you
that watermelon.

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I thought I fancied it.
What do you want?

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A square of chocolate,
four dry biscuits...

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BOTH: ..and a packet of oatmeal.

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It's a ration pack.
It's always a ration pack.

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Well, it would keep you going
for 24 hours,

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more if you ration it.

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You'd ration a ration pack?
Yeah.

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KITTY: I'm so bored of Food Club.

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It's always the same -
egg atop a cutlet.

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Bum and chips.

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Ooh.
Liquid lunch.

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Heyyy!

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Go on, then. How much
was a pint in your day?

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Oh, for the plebs - £1.90.

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Commons members' bar -
87 pence, sir.

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What? Oh, God, I like the
sound of that members' bar.

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Yeah, you should do.
You paid for it.

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CHUCKLING

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Sorry, are we still playing
Food Club,

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or shall I just whip out
the Cock Soc?

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Oh, Cocktail Society!

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ROBIN: No, no, no, no.
FANNY: Not that again.

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How about a nice round of
Grandmother Went To The Shop?

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Boring!
ALL GROAN

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This not boring.

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First 8,000 years were boring.

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He's right.
Yeah.

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It's going to be
a very long eternity

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if we're already bored
of everything.

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Oh, what are we going to do?

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Bored of everything! Ah!

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PAT: Guys, it's fine.

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We just need to think
of some fun new pastimes

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to while away the...

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Oh, I've got one.

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You commit a murder.

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BOTH: Happens.

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The judge throws the book at you.

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A life sentence? Death sentence.

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GASPS

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The gallows await.

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What...

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..would be your last meal?

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ALL: Well, that's just Food Club!

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Je voudrais un cafe noir, s'il vous
plait.

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Et un croissant pour ma soeur.

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OK. For the last time, you don't
need to learn French.

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She's bringing an interpreter.

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Yeah, but she'll like
that I've made an effort.

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She'll think it's...
..trezz bien.

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All right, listen to me.

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The only reason they'd send
the head of the company,

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the big cheese... Grand fromage.
Stop it!

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...is so that she can sign off
on the plot, which means

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that this golf course deal
is in the bag.

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As long as we don't come
across as insane.

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OK? So there's no need
for grand gestures

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or the hard sell
or to speak French.

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We just need to seem like
nice, normal people

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you want to do business with.

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Oh, speaking of business...

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No.
No, no. Hear me out.

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So if this land deal goes
through...

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Mm.

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..then we get some money.
That's it.

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It's a one-time thing. But...

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..what if there was a way to
keep some incoming income...

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..coming in?

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Yeah! Now you're interested.
I'm not. I'm absolutely not.

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It was something you said,
actually.

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Well, you said Julian said.

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A members' bar. Hmm?

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Look, with the gatehouse gone,

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we've got the old breakfast room
and office doing nothing,

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so why not lease it
to the golf club

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as a members' bar, which we run?

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Then the income from that
pays for us to live

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in the rest of the house.

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OK. That is actually
not a bad idea.

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Right? It's a win-win.

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But now is not the time to be
throwing in curveballs.

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OK? We just need
to get the deal on the table

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signed and sealed,

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and then we can talk about
this bar idea tomorrow.

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But she's coming today,

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and this might be my last chance
to pitch this tete-a-tete.

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Please. Please,
I am begging you

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as your loving, full-of-baby wife,

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no curveballs, no French,
no pitching mad ideas.

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Not today. OK?

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INHALES

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Je ne comprends pas.

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Oy.

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Je n'aime pas
la musique moderne.

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Ou habites-tu, mademoiselle?

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Well, we could at least try it.

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We talked about this.

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Sitting in silence
is not a pastime.

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Ou est la gare,
s'il vous plait?

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Je pense que la gare
principale est proche d'ici,

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dans le village a cote, je crois,

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mais tu devrais
demander a ta femme.

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FOOTSTEPS DEPART

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What?

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You speak French.

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Bah, oui, je me defends.

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So I said to him,

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"Give me one good reason why I
should not run you through."

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To which he replied,

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"I shall give you two!

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"One, because I know you to
be a patient man.

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"And as for the second...

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.."I shall tell you tomorrow."

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LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY

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BOTH LAUGH

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HEAVENLY MUSIC

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Onward, Rohr.

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Ever onward!

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Will...

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MELANCHOLY MUSIC

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DOOR OPENS

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Bone Hall. Quoi?

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Too grand to sit idle.

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24 rooms. 400 acres.

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A home befitting the
bloodline. Ha!

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My gift to the bride and groom.
What say you?

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She said it looks so perfect
she could not wait to explore.

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Ha! You hear that, Humphrey?

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Je n'aime pas ca ici.

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Je ferai retraite a ma chambre
a la maison.

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Je ne veux pas rester ici.

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What'd you say?

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I said, "You're a dark horse."

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Un noir cheval.

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Oh!

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Un cheval sombre.

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Yeah.

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Hey! You speak your second language
better than your first.

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LAUGHS

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I had a good teacher.

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Right, where were we?

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Staring into the abyss
of eternity.

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Is there a way to watch This Morning
from the very beginning?

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The abyss deepens.

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No, it should be
something active,

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some sort of game.

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Or we could put on a show.

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There are shows on television.

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No, it should be a game.

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No, let's put on a show.
Television.

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Game.
Show.

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Television! Game.

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Show.
Television.

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Game. Show.

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Television.
Game!

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Show!
WHIMPERS

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..et une si belle campagne.

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And a very, very beautiful
countryside.

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Oh, yeah.
Well, we're very lucky.

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Oui, nous avons
beaucoup de chance.

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Oh, this is my husband, Mike.

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Et voici mon mari, Mike.

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Mike. Sabine.
Hello. Hi.

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Bonjour.

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Bonjour. Bonjour. Hello.

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Bonjour. Hello.

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Oh, and bonjour to you.

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Et bonjour a vous. Hein?

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No, that was...
That was for you.

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Non, non, c'etait pour vous.
Oui, bonjour?

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Yes, hello.
No, for you, that one.

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OK. So shall we go and see
this golf course, then?

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On va regarder le terrain de golf?

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Ah, oui.

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Est-ce que je peux
laisser ca la-bas?

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SABINE: Donc, d'abord il faut...

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Why are you being so weird?
I'm not being weird.

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He's being weird.
He repeats everything.

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That's his job. And can you
stop speaking French?

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Why?
Because that's also his job.

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And you promised.

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No, I didn't.
Well, promise now.

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What's in the bag?
Promise and I'll tell you.

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Tell me and I'll promise. Don't you
play that game with me.

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Well, just show me that...

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Are we...? Yeah. Yeah. Coming.

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Yeah, yeah, of course.

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Bizarre.

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PAT HUMS THE TUNE
TO BLANKETY BLANK

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# Blankety blank
Blankety blank

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# Boom-boom

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# Blankety blank
Blankety blank!

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# Boom-boom! #

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And joining us
on the panel tonight...

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# Blankety blank... #

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Stephanie Button,
Katherine Higham,

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Humphrey Bowen,

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Thomas Thorne,

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Robin...Robin

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and the rest of Humphrey Bowen.

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PAT IMITATES DRUM ROLL

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# Blankety blank! #

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Hello and welcome
to Blank Or Blanks.

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PAT: Blankety Blank!
Boom-boom.

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Robin!
No. Yeah.

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A missing-word game, apparently,

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requiring of two antagonists

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who will now
identify themselves.

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Patrick, your name and rank,
please.

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Hello. I'm Pat Butcher,
originally from Huddersfield,

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and in my spare time I lead
an adventure youth group.

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Very good.
And Pat's enemy tonight is...

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CLEARS THROAT: Julian Fawcett,

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former politician (disgraced),

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and in my spare time

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I like wine, women and song.

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Although I'm not so bothered
about the song.

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LAUGHTER

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Very good. Very good.

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On to round one.
CLEARS THROAT

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No-one was harmed
during the training exercise

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because the Lee-Enfield rifles
were all loaded with...

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..blanks.

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Right... No.

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No? No.

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The missing word can't
actually be the word blank.

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You say, "blank", to show
where the missing word is

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and then we have to guess
what it might be.

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And perhaps, you know,

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make the questions
a little bit more fun,

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you know, and maybe a bit saucy.

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Oh, yeah.

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Saucy?
Yeah.

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00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,200
You know, like...

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Aunt Jenny's cakes
were the pride of the county.

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Everyone loved her floury baps.

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But the stars of the show were
her cream-covered blanks.

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Oh, good one, Pat. No! No, no,
no. I mean, that's just bordering...

246
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No, no. I will not debase myself
with cheap double entendre.

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Fanny. Come on, Fanny.

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Come on.

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Hey, I know.

250
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How about a bit of Bully?

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Is that a sentence?

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A bit of Bullseye.

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It's like a TV quiz show
with darts.

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I used to love it
back in the day.

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I'm a big fan of the arrows.

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This was before.

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No, it wouldn't work.
How do we pick up the darts?

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Oh, let's hear your idea, then.

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Or are we just going
to spend eternity

260
00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,600
twiddling our thumbs?

261
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,240
Oh! What was the one we
saw where you got points

262
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,720
for getting less points?

263
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,560
I think it was called Less Points.

264
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,800
No, you need points
or what's the point?

265
00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,800
If I'm playing, I want the best
answer on the board.

266
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,280
Oh! I know what we could try.

267
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,160
HUMPHREY'S HEAD:
It was her, wasn't it?

268
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,360
Eh?
Your French teacher.

269
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,040
It was my wife.

270
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,720
What if it was?

271
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,680
Knew it. How long was this going on,
eh?

272
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,720
Don't know. How long you
live at the house?

273
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,160
All that time?

274
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,920
Did you ever think how that
would make me feel?

275
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:22,960
No.

276
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,080
Unbelievable!

277
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,000
I can't even look at you
right now.

278
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,760
BIRDSONG

279
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,440
CHUCKLING

280
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,800
KNOCK ON DOOR

281
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,560
Ah. Afternoon.

282
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,920
I wonder if I might have a
word with my wife, please.

283
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,640
Of course, my lord.

284
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,760
Depuis quand
est-ce qu'il m'ecoute?

285
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,800
HUSHED CHATTER

286
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,760
Oui?
Ah, Sophie. My... Hello.

287
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,400
My father is having a banquet.

288
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,000
Well, not a banquet as such,

289
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,680
but a...a social thing
that's important

290
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,200
for his standing in the...
Pardon?

291
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,600
Well, for his standing.

292
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,080
And he's asked
if we could be there,

293
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,520
you know, show our faces.

294
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,320
Lentement.

295
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,080
So I was thinking
downstairs at three.

296
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,320
It should be fun.
Well, it might be.

297
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,080
Well, not fun as such,
but certainly...bearable.

298
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,840
I believe
there'll be drinks and nibbles.

299
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,600
SIGHS

300
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,440
BOTH SIGH

301
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,200
Homme.
INDISTINCT CHATTER

302
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,560
Homme.

303
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,000
Homme. Ah.

304
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,680
SABINE: Et la frontiere, elle est
juste derriere cette haie?

305
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,720
And the border is just
beyond the hedge, yes?

306
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,560
Yeah, that's where our land
joins with our neighbour's,

307
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,360
who I believe you've met?
Mr Beg-Chetwynde?

308
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,560
Oui, Monsieur
Beg-Chetwynde.

309
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,080
Oh, yes, Mr Beg-Chetwynde.

310
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,920
BOTH: Yeah...
Oui, oui.

311
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,120
Oui. Yes.

312
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,920
Yeah. Oui.

313
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,360
Oui? Yes?

314
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,240
Yes. Oui.

315
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,840
Act normal.
Stop saying yes.

316
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,400
Tell him to stop saying yes.

317
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,880
Je trouve ca bizarre.

318
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,040
This would be a lot easier
if he wasn't here.

319
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,560
Peut-etre c'est normal ici.

320
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,680
Oui, it's a good - bien -
space - espace.

321
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,080
GARION CONTINUES TRANSLATING

322
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,880
But perhaps a long journee
from le clubhouse...

323
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,600
Right, I can't concentrate
if you're going to keep...

324
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,680
CONTINUES TRANSLATING
Don't tell her that. Stop it.

325
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,840
Stop it. Mike!

326
00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:00,440
You'd be a long way
from refreshments out here.

327
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,200
Vous serez loin
des "refreshments"...

328
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,400
Ah! Which is why...

329
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,240
Which is why any decent golfer
learns to think ahead.

330
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,760
C'est pourquoi un bon golfeur
y reflechit en avance.

331
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,840
And what finer spot
for a nice cup...

332
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,680
..of English tea?

333
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,120
C'est un bon endroit pour boire
une tasse de the a l'anglaise.

334
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,160
Ah, du the. Parfait.
Please, allow me.

335
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,360
For you.

336
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,680
And there you go.

337
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,840
Got to keep hydrated.

338
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,600
All that talking.

339
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,920
CONTINUES POURING TEA

340
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,360
There we go.

341
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,000
OK. Round two, then.

342
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,160
Fingers on buzzers.

343
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,480
We asked three and a bit people

344
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,760
to name something
that could kill you.

345
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,440
IMITATING BUZZER
Your secretary.

346
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,320
Sorry, Julian. You have to
buzz before you...

347
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,080
Your secretary? How would your
secretary kill...?

348
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,880
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

349
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,040
Oh, yeah!

350
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,040
I'm sorry, Julian.
You have to buzz first. OK?

351
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,280
So, Kitty, could you please
name something

352
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,000
that might kill you?

353
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,840
A cloud.
Right.

354
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,120
Would a cloud kill you?

355
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,320
Yes, if you fell from it.

356
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,400
Right. Just, you know,

357
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,840
maybe thinking for a moment
about people you know.

358
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,600
And are there any other
causes of death

359
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,320
that might be more likely
to be on the board?

360
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,280
Yes. Sorry. How silly of me.

361
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,840
Kicked by a horse.

362
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,440
Kicked by a horse. OK. Yeah.

363
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,600
Kitty's saying,
"Kicked by a horse."

364
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,720
And our survey says...

365
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,440
No! Nuh, nah!

366
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,920
I'm sorry, Kitty.
It's not up there.

367
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,880
But that's what killed my cousin.

368
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,160
That's a fact.

369
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,080
That's as may be, but that's not
what the rules of the game are.

370
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,640
Well, then it's a stupid game,
and I'm not playing.

371
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,160
Oh, well, then
we're back to square one.

372
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,440
Unless...

373
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,560
Facts.

374
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,600
Cold, hard facts.

375
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,720
More tea?

376
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,920
Encore de the?

377
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,200
Non, merci.

378
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,320
And would your interpreter
like more tea?

379
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,840
Um...
Yeah. Rude not to.

380
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,160
Very British.

381
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,640
Oh. Mm.

382
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,200
Yes. Yes.

383
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,680
Alors... C'est tout.
Oui, oui, oui.

384
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,000
QUIZ SHOW THEME

385
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,360
And your chosen
specialist subject is?

386
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,560
Allied tanks
and amphibious landing craft,

387
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,640
1939 to 1945.

388
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,000
Well, this isn't going to work,
is it?

389
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,280
What? Don't know anything
about that.

390
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,680
Well, you lot wanted
something more factual.

391
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,920
Well, I could provide
some questions.

392
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,560
I know a fair deal
about the subject.

393
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,480
Well, that completely
defeats the object.

394
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,560
Clearly, the issue here
is the topic.

395
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,800
We need something
more widely known.

396
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,800
A subject seared into
the popular imagination.

397
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,400
Name?

398
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,760
Thomas Angus Thorne.

399
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,040
And your chosen
specialist subject is?

400
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,160
18th-century Romantic poets.

401
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,040
Oh, come off it!

402
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:53,560
It wasn't, um, you know,
with Sophie.

403
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,840
I know. It's just...

404
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,040
20 years of marriage,
we barely shared a meal,

405
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,880
while you two were BFFs.

406
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,320
Booffs?

407
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,400
Best friends forever.

408
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,200
Not forever.

409
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,680
I did try, you know,

410
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,440
in my marriage.

411
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,560
Tu parles...

412
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,120
..mais tu n'ecoutes pas.

413
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,720
What?

414
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,240
You talk, you not listen.

415
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,520
Oh, so now you're a better
listener than me, huh?

416
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,760
I could only listen.

417
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,360
I was dead.

418
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,880
COUGHING

419
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,880
BOTH CHUCKLE

420
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,920
SHE COUGHS

421
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,240
BREATHES UNSTEADILY

422
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,040
GROANS SOFTLY

423
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,840
HEAVENLY MUSIC

424
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,520
Just wanted to say how very sorry

425
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,960
I and indeed the entire household
was...were

426
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,800
to hear of the passing of your dear
and devoted nursemaid

427
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,720
after all this time... Oh.

428
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,160
Yeah.
So you've seen everything.

429
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,960
That brings us back to the...

430
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,040
Oh! Back door's open.

431
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,920
It's probably easier
to just cut through.

432
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,880
GARION SPEAKS FRENCH

433
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,560
Hmm. Look at this!

434
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,040
Wow.

435
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,880
What's in...here?

436
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,040
Oh, look.

437
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,960
Le cocktails.

438
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,800
Why not? Parfait spot for it. Hmm?

439
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,360
Les cocktails.
C'est l'endroit parfait, non?

440
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,320
LOUDLY POURS WINE

441
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,480
Um...
You all right, Garion?

442
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,000
Um...

443
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,120
It must be all the tea, huh?

444
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,960
Oh.

445
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,640
Oh.
No worries.

446
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,040
We'll show you to the toilet.
Yeah.

447
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,120
Yeah. OK, fine.
Yeah. This way.

448
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:51,480
Now, Sabine,
while we have une moment...

449
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,120
Merci.

450
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:58,960
...allow me to introdu-ire you
to a petite idea of moi.

451
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:26,240
"Si notre vie est moins
qu'une journee."

452
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,360
BANGING AND CLATTERING

453
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,160
SHOUTING

454
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,840
Well, go!

455
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,280
SOLDIER: Harder!

456
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,720
GRUNTING

457
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,920
LOUD BANGING

458
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,920
HUMPHREY SHOUTS

459
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,240
I might say I did that.
I would.

460
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,000
CREAKING

461
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,440
Hmm.

462
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,400
See, this is why I won't have
swords in the house.

463
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,480
Yeah...
INDISTINCT CHATTER

464
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,360
Bad day?

465
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,000
HUMPHREY SCREAMS

466
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,000
Do you miss her?

467
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,600
I miss a lot of people.

468
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,520
But more come along.

469
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,720
I am also nodding.

470
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,680
Oh.

471
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,520
Would you teach me
a bit of French?

472
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,280
I mean, I picked up a little, but...

473
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,640
Would you listen?

474
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,960
I'll try.

475
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,040
OK.

476
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,160
So...

477
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,440
Je m'appelle Ro...bin.
Je m'appelle...

478
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,560
I'm just saying,
Mastermind could still work.

479
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,160
We just need to ditch
the specialist subject round

480
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,880
and then each pitch in with
a couple of easy questions

481
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,480
all about our own eras
and interests.

482
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,080
And then I think between us,

483
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,640
we'd have a pretty rad
general knowledge round.

484
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,240
But I won't know anything
about events that happened

485
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,800
when you were alive.
I'd been dead for decades.

486
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,600
Oh, yes. Hmm.

487
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,160
So it might work

488
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:34,200
if we asked questions
to someone from now.

489
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,280
Yeah. So it's just...
It's just this way.

490
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,520
Oh! Merci!

491
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,920
Merci. Thank you.

492
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,680
Alison, can we borrow you
for two minutes?

493
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,160
Literally two minutes.
I'm actually quite busy, Pat.

494
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,600
GARION URINATES LOUDLY

495
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,920
OK,
that is a full-on horse wee.

496
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,840
So, trust me, we've got time.
Please.

497
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,120
Two minutes.

498
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,000
Quoi?

499
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,240
OK. OK. Got it. Quick as you can.

500
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,320
JULIAN: Right. Two minutes
on general knowledge,

501
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,720
and your time starts...

502
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,040
..now! What type of aircraft
flew alongside

503
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,360
the famous Spitfire
in the Battle of Britain?

504
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,560
Alison?

505
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,040
Danny DeVito.

506
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,600
Egg. Eggs.

507
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,680
Cheddar Gorge.

508
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,000
1903?

509
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,000
The metric system.

510
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,600
A toenail?

511
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,280
Um... Bananarama.

512
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,160
Que se passe-t-il avec ces gens?

513
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,520
A wedge of lime?

514
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,880
Um...

515
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,080
And ma femme and moi...
could run it all for you.

516
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,440
Vous. Pour vous.

517
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,960
Ca a l'air de pouvoir marcher.

518
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,400
Is bonne idee. Good?

519
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,200
Oh, OK. Yeah.

520
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,400
With no passes,
Alison Cooper,

521
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,040
you scored 12 points,

522
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,360
which, in the absence
of any other player,

523
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,160
I suppose makes you our champion.

524
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,000
Oh, bravo.

525
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,680
Well, thanks, guys.
Pop my prize in the post.

526
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,120
Oh, yeah.

527
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,800
Oh! Will there be prizes?

528
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,120
Oh, yes. You get a trophy.
A big glass one.

529
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,920
And on Blankety Blank, you
get a chequebook and pen,

530
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,920
and you could win all sorts
on Bully.

531
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,040
Yeah.

532
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,560
You could win a caravan
or a speedboat

533
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,520
or just a lovely hamper.

534
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,680
Oh, all right!

535
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,920
And what would one get
in this hamper?

536
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,600
Well, that would depend.

537
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,160
Garion?

538
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,440
Et voila.

539
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,120
Sometimes known as
the Envy Martini,

540
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,280
but today let's just call it
the Perfect Green.

541
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,520
Ah! Je comprends!
Comme au golf!

542
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,160
Golf, yeah.
BOTH LAUGH

543
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,760
Sante! Ah.

544
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,720
Oh, that's good.

545
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,960
Yeah, I can picture it now.

546
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,280
Le golfers stood at le bar.

547
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,400
GAGGING

548
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,840
Ordering their Parfait Vert.

549
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,280
Drinking in the tres jolie...

550
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,320
CHOKING

551
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,760
Oh, my God!
Sabine, what is it?

552
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,400
What?
Allergie aux noix.

553
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,080
Allergy to what?

554
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,360
Mm...
Oh, nuts.

555
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,440
Oh, the hazelnut liqueur!

556
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,960
Oh, no.

557
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,160
Mes medicaments...

558
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,240
Oh, this is a good
learning moment.

559
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,440
Je vous en prie!
Mes medicaments!

560
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,280
Oh, I don't know.
It's a bit advanced.

561
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,440
ROBIN: You got this.

562
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,560
Oh, my God. What did you do?

563
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,120
She's allergic to nuts.
Call an ambulance!

564
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,280
Mes medicaments!

565
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,440
M-Medicine? Oui.

566
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,280
Dans la poche
de mon sac a main!

567
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,400
What's she saying?
I don't know.

568
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,440
I started learning French
this morning.

569
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,960
Qu'est-ce que c'est la poche?

570
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,120
Oh, Garion.

571
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,720
Poche? Pocket?

572
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,520
Tres bien.
Mais ou est la poche?

573
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,200
C'est quoi, un sac a main?

574
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,440
Robin, you speak French?

575
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,200
Un moment, s'il vous plait.
Tell me what she's saying.

576
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,880
Sac a main. Robin!

577
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,840
Main sac... Handbag. The medicine's
in the pocket of her handbag!

578
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,760
Oui! The medicine's in the pocket
of her handbag.

579
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,440
OK. OK. Tres bien!

580
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,600
Good. Well done.

581
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,120
I found it.
SABINE GROANS

582
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,680
Well done.

583
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,520
Thank you.

584
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,400
Don't thank me.

585
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,920
Merci, Sophie.

586
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,880
Merci. Merci beaucoup.

587
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,000
And she said...
Yeah. We've got it.

588
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,240
You're welcome.

589
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,440
I'm sorry again about the...

590
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,360
CHUCKLES: Je vous contacterai.

591
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,000
She said she will...
Be in touch, yeah.

592
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,640
Yes. Thank you.

593
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,480
Merci.

594
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,160
We'll see you.

595
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,080
Thanks, Robin.
Pas de probleme.

596
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,840
See? She loves us.
She does.

597
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,080
INDISTINCT CHATTER

598
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,080
I think a little drink
might be in order.

599
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,640
Maybe a cocktail in the bar.

600
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,520
Well, yeah, it'll have to be
a lime and soda for me, sadly,

601
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,800
though I could murder
a White Russian.

602
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,680
JULIAN: Well done, Pat.

603
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,920
I wasn't sure about
this whole game show thing,

604
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,960
but d'you know what, it's been
a really welcome change.

605
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,040
Now, in my dream Bullseye hamper,

606
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,600
I would have
some thick pea soup,

607
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,480
spreadable turkey paste,

608
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,520
a tin of corned beef,

609
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,280
two cubes of meat broth...