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♪ Whoo! ♪
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♪ Yahhh ♪
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Okay, question:
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why is there such a stigma
around being single?
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I mean, we're born alone.
We're gonna die alone.
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Even when you're with
someone, you're alone, right?
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I mean, this is all pretty basic
stuff, philosophically speaking.
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I'm just saying, as a single person,
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it's honestly pretty great.
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- Hey, these guys are so cool.
- I know.
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We're just friends.
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Don't get me wrong, Clyde's,
he's great, you know,
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but, you know, Clyde's
like... riding a bicycle.
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Right? You know?
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Sure it's good for you.
Sure it's fun, you know,
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maybe more fun than you
thought it would be.
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But, you know, bicycles are just,
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they're... they can be, there can be...
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He listens to Phish, okay.
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I just, I can't.
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- Hey, you want to get another drink?
- Yeah.
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So you like to cultivate a kind of
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eclectic musical experience
for yourself, huh?
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I guess so. I just, you know,
like good music, so...
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Is there any music you don't like?
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Phish.
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- Don't do that.
- I'm sorry, man.
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You know how much that hurts.
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Seventeen-minute guitar
solos are not a thing.
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It's not even music.
It's more of a state of being.
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Hey, you know I'm white, right?
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- You know that, yeah?
- Okay.
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I gotta go.
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Can I ask, is this because of Phish?
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Yes. This is, I'm leaving a
hundred percent because of...
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- Will I ever see you again?
- No.
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- Um... no, I, I have to go.
- All right.
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- Glad you were in the hood.
- Yeah.
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- Glad you hit me up.
- Mm-hmm.
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I was over at the climbing gym.
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So I figured I'd...
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- Don't laugh.
- Sorry.
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- Come on.
- I'm sorry.
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Um... so cool, yeah, if you're
back in the hood, um...
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- Okay.
- Buying Birkenstocks
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or whatever you want to do,
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um, hit me again.
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Yeah, I will. Or you could hit me.
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- I hit you.
- No, you...
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No, I hit you and then we
hang out. Which is great.
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No. I hit you the other day.
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- I was like "What's up?" Yes!
- No.
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Look, you hit me in
reference to a voicemail
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with which I had hit you
with the previous day.
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- No, I hit you!
- That's not true!
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- Oh, my God.
- Why does this feel violent? I...
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All right.
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All right, I'll look into it.
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- Okay.
- I will hit you.
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- Bye.
- Bye!
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♪ Walked in the corner of the room ♪
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- What'd you get up to last night?
- Um, nothing.
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Saw a show with a friend.
Got some drinks.
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That's like the opposite of nothing.
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- 'Sup, prodigies.
- Hey, Rob.
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Cool if we borrow some wax today?
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- Yeah. Help yourself.
- The fuck?
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- Who is this?
- Who is this?
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- It's The Beta Band.
- It's tight.
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I know.
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Hey, look at this.
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"Aretha meets Ann Wilson."
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- Is that Cherise?
- Hey,
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is this you?
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- Yeah.
- Would you wanna jam with us sometime?
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Our singer just got accepted
to Sarah Lawrence.
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Ye... Yeah.
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Maybe. I'll think about it.
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Well, stop by the warehouse
sometime if you want.
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All right, mama, I'll let you know.
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Oh, man.
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This... this takes me way back.
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Did I ever tell you about the time
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- that I met Anthony Kiedis?
- Yes.
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No, not the Lollapalooza
time you're thinking of.
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- The second time.
- Yeah, no, you've told me.
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When I was supposed to
interview him for Stereogum?
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You know I used to be a
music journalist, right?
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- You've mentioned that.
- Kiedis shows up just wasted.
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And, like, two hours late.
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But you know what the
best part was? He...
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Said he remembered you
from Lollapalooza.
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Yes!
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But the reason that he remembered me...
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- Because of the hat.
- Yes, my fuckin' fedora.
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- Can you believe that shit?
- I can.
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Hey. How much for this
limited edition Hurley?
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The answer you seek is
hidden behind the number
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on the price tag.
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Keyword: price tag.
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This, this side?
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Yo, Cam.
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Is that The Hammer?
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- It is, right?
- Holy shit!
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The Hammer?
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Whoa! Cameron!
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What's up?
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Ohh!
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What are you doing here, man?
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Man, this is my sister's shop!
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Is that Rob? Man, it's been forever.
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- 'Sup, Hammer.
- Oh-ho-ho. Mmm.
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So what's been going on?
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Oh, just traveling a ton, you know.
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I've been working a B
cam on this food show.
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We were in Tokyo for a week,
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then Amsterdam.
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Huh? Yeah, he knows.
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Flew in from Berlin this morning.
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Now we're here for a few days.
You ever go to Berlin?
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Yeah, yeah, uh, it's been a minute.
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Yeah, so what about you, man?
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How's the whole impending
parenthood thing?
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It's dope.
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It's dope. Everything's dope.
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Yo, did you hear Ned Deetch had a kid?
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No way! How's he doing?
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Uhh... he seems fine on Instagram.
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- What, you gonna hit him up?
- Nah!
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He's... he's probably
got his hands full.
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- Yeah, right.
- Yo,
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you wanna hit the Allied for a bit?
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You know what? Yeah.
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Fuck yeah. Let's get drunk.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Roberto?
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I'd love to. But, you know,
I got kids to feed.
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Do you, though?
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Aside from him.
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- You guys have fun.
- You're killin' me.
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I'm literally dead.
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Bye, Cam.
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Anything here...
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I don't think so.
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Yeah, me, neither.
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Best record store in Brooklyn.
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Come on.
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So what's hot for tonight, "Roberto"?
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Um, no plans. Gonna chill at
home, have some "me" time.
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Oh! Well, I never! "Me time."
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Top Five Songs About Me Time!
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Umm...
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Okay. I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.
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It's a little on the nose
for you, but I'll allow it.
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Uh... My Ding-A-Ling, Chuck Berry.
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Okay.
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Cyndi Lauper, She Bop.
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Uh, Dancing With Myself, Billy Idol.
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- And...
- Uh... oh, okay, I got it.
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Um, All By Myself by Celine Dion.
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First of all, that's originally
by Eric Carmen
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and secondly, it's not a
song about masturbation.
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Or is it?
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I mean, I'm pretty sure it's all
about how she doesn't want to be
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all by herself, you know, anymore.
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Exactly. Because she's
tired of jacking it.
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She needs some of that real good dick!
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Violent Femmes, Blister in the Sun.
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Holy shit! That's what
that song is about, yo?
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Mm-hmm.
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But wait, why does he
want to do it in the sun?
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He don't wanna beat that
shit off in the shade?
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Oh, boy.
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What's up?
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My very special brother
who is still at The Allied
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just group texted like
seventeen thousand people
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telling them to go there
for his "Last Hurrah."
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Ooh! That's dark.
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Little bit, yeah.
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Hey, Rob, what do you
think of this shirt?
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Yo, I like it. It makes a statement.
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It's like, "Hey, my
stepdaughter's teenage friends,
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"I, too, am cool
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and enjoy rock and roll music."
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- I was asking Rob.
- I don't care!
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- I like it.
- Really?
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Yeah. I also liked it yesterday.
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- And the day before that.
- Ohh!
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You're fucking dirty.
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Why do you care what I think about
your shirt all of a sudden?
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Nothing. Just forget it.
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All right. Um, hey, who wants to go to a
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"Last Hurrah"?
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Yeah, no, I gotta go,
uh, to the warehouse
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to see if I can teach these
kids some shiz, you know.
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Oh, you gonna go "jam," Cherise?
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Oh. No. No, no, no.
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I'm just gonna, you know,
talk to 'em or whatever.
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They're like little cute little
fuckin' babies over there.
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You know, I'll just be like, you know,
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"Don't quit. Keep your head up."
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That kind of stuff. Whatever,
whatever. Blah-blah-blah-blah.
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All right. Simon, let's go.
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Sim-on?
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- Simon.
- Hmm.
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Last hurrah.
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- Oh...
- Allied. Let's go.
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No. Cameron and the
mid-life crisis brigade
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slamming vodka shots and,
like, close-talking at me?
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Come on, it won't be that bad.
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I, I would, literally,
rather listen to Creed.
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Whoa!
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All right. I hear you.
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Um... cool.
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- See you guys later.
- All right, y'all. Peace out.
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All right.
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Cameron Brooks.
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He was a good man.
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- Yeah.
- An honest man.
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A man on whom I could always rely...
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to have some dank-ass weed!
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Yes, that is true.
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And so I was saddened,
as many of you were,
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to hear of his apparent passing.
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That's right. He's dead now.
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Rest in peace, ya bitch!
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Oh! Roberto is here!
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- My life is made!
- Hey!
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Bartender! Signori!
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Drei whiskey, bitte,
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danke, for my three best friends.
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He's bad at counting.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
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- Rob.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I am so glad that you're here.
- What's going, what's going on?
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I have realized that my life is... over.
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Very soon.
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You know, very soon.
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And so this, all this, this is, uh,
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my Last Hurrah.
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You know? Look.
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See? It's official.
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- Wow.
- Now, Rob, question for you.
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Is your cute friend from the
record store also coming?
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- Cherise?
- Yes.
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No. No.
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Oh, I don't care.
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Hey, is your cute wife
from your house coming?
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Oh. Mmm.
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Put your brakes on.
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00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,268
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
254
00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:24,188
Don't do that. So, I did
a full jukebox takeover.
255
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,357
The complete and unabridged soundtrack
256
00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,118
- of my previous life.
- What's up, Cam?
257
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,152
Now, Rob, have I ever told you
258
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,114
about the time I got kicked out
of Daniel Day-Lewis's birthday.
259
00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,615
If you're under 75...
260
00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,576
- Fuck! You invited Mac?
- Hmm?
261
00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,078
Mac is here?
262
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,621
Oh, yeah.
263
00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,164
Yeah.
264
00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:43,959
Okay. Full disclosure.
265
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,835
I am very high right now.
266
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:49,171
I will probably be doing some very
questionable things this evening.
267
00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,959
- So questionable.
- And, also,
268
00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,425
you know whose team I'm on.
269
00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,427
- Yes.
- It's team R-O-B, baby.
270
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,636
It's team R-O-B.
271
00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,221
That guy's been here
since the beginning.
272
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,390
I mean, it's only fitting that I step up
273
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,100
and be the bigger man, so that's what...
274
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,769
Yeah, this is a real big boy
party you got here, big man.
275
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,813
Well, what do you want me
to do, kick him out, okay?
276
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,356
- No, no.
- No. Right?
277
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,610
So just fuckin' take a shot. Boom.
278
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,404
Who loves you? It's me.
279
00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,322
Oh, hey!
280
00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,159
And now we're cool.
281
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,041
- Hey, Sammy, what's up, man?
- What's happening?
282
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,167
Got an extra one of those?
283
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,377
- For you, baby.
- Thank you.
284
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,588
You outta here?
285
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,839
- Yeah, I gotta jet, man.
- Do your thing.
286
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,883
- Good to see you.
- Rob?
287
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,967
Hi.
288
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,803
I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée?
289
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,640
- Hi. Yeah, hi.
- Hey.
290
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,933
I just wanted to say hi
and introduce myself.
291
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,769
Yeah, yeah, it's, uh,
it's nice to meet you.
292
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,605
You fucking bitch.
293
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,070
I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée?
294
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,822
- I, uh, I like your shoes.
- Oh! Thank you.
295
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,201
- You gonna be able to run in those?
- What?
296
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,620
Don't come back, you fuckin' bitch!
297
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,261
I'll fuckin' gouge
your fuckin' eyes out!
298
00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,917
I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée?
299
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,170
You bitch!
300
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,509
I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée?
301
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,595
Hi. Hey. Yeah.
302
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,390
Um, congratulations on the... thing.
303
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,517
Thanks.
304
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,977
Look, I was just... I wanted to say
305
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,978
I, I really hope you're not
leaving on our account.
306
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,899
I mean, we could totally go if
you're at all uncomfortable.
307
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,483
These are your people, you know?
308
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:35,027
Pff. No, no, I'm, I'm
totally comfortable.
309
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,197
I was just actually making a phone call.
310
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:38,614
Yeah.
311
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,449
I, I can't leave my brother
in there alone, you know.
312
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,618
He's, uh... incredibly irresponsible.
313
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,954
Makes horrible life choices.
314
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,998
Okay. Good. I'm glad.
315
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,873
Look, I know that this
is a little bit weird,
316
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,400
but I was just thinking
317
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,629
maybe we could all drink
until it's not weird.
318
00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:53,910
I don't know. What do you think?
319
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,339
First round on me?
320
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,341
Yeah. Yeah! Sounds great.
321
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,342
Awesome.
322
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,719
All right. See you in there.
323
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,720
See you in there.
324
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,891
What the fuck is her problem?
325
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,895
Okay, I need backup.
326
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,818
Uh, hey, you got Simon.
327
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,154
Um, nobody calls anybody no more.
328
00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,823
Just, just send me a text...
329
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,203
You out here calling my phone,
330
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,370
worried about what I'm doing...
331
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,706
You got to be kidding me.
332
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,216
A little warning, is all I'm saying.
333
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,759
A little warning would
have been nice, dude.
334
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,512
Yeah. Well, you don't need
warning, okay. Look at you.
335
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,263
You're a boss.
336
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,640
I'm sorry. I think I do need warning.
337
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:48,351
I'm in flats and Mac's with fuckin'
Andre the Giant's hot cousin.
338
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,769
- Hey.
- Hey, Rob.
339
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,187
Thought I might run into you here.
340
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,813
Yes, yes, you...
341
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,190
Because I'm an alcoholic.
342
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,025
Whoo!
343
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,236
We all are.
344
00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:58,986
No, I mean, you know, it's Cam's thing,
345
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,864
and you're his sister, so...
346
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,117
Right. Yes, that is also
a reason why I would...
347
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,035
- Yep.
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,329
Can I sit down?
349
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,247
Yeah. For sure.
350
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,415
Ah, Mac. Cheers it up.
351
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,959
You want, uh, you want another one?
352
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,210
No, I'm good, I'm good.
353
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,420
I'm good too.
354
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,130
Great.
355
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,928
- How you doing?
- 'Sup?
356
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,846
- You good?
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,305
- Yeah, I'm good.
- Mm-hmm.
358
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,182
- How are you?
- Yeah, I'm fine, I just, uh...
359
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,183
- Hey.
- Hey.
360
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,309
- Hi.
- You're back.
361
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,478
I'm, I'm back.
362
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,106
- For you.
- Oh, thank you.
363
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,065
Whiskey neat, right?
364
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,609
Yes, that is, that's my drink.
365
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,151
Thank you.
366
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,571
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
367
00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:42,612
Cheers.
368
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,034
Mm, I love your shirt, by the way.
369
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,079
Oh, thanks. Thank you.
370
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,831
I love your sweatshirt.
371
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:52,582
Thank you.
372
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,458
I didn't know we were going out
373
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:58,588
and so I kind of had two big
Belgian waffles for dinner,
374
00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:00,214
so... here we are!
375
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,466
Right.
376
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,223
Hey, how's the store?
377
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,183
Oh, it's really good!
378
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,392
- Really good, you know.
- That's good.
379
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,103
It's like it's busy. We're good.
380
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,606
- Good.
- Yeah.
381
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,066
- That's good.
- That's good.
382
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,735
I'm pleased to hear.
383
00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:23,739
- Hi.
- Hey!
384
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:24,823
Hi.
385
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,992
- How are you. Mm.
- Good.
386
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,745
- I hit you up.
- Yeah.
387
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:31,829
Yeah, you did.
388
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,624
Um, this is Clyde, you guys.
This is, um, Mac.
389
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,502
And his... fiancée.
390
00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,337
- Oh. Hey, congrats.
- Thank you.
391
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,630
- That's awesome.
- Thanks.
392
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:41,924
- Thanks.
- Cool.
393
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,925
So, Clyde.
394
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,676
- Yeah?
- Where are you coming from?
395
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,053
Oh, my climbing gym,
396
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,304
just around the corner.
397
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,359
Yeah.
398
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,550
- Don't laugh at...
- Sorry.
399
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,849
Yeah, don't have to...
400
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,059
Oh, man, making me feel bad.
401
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,061
I haven't signed up to the
gym since I've been back.
402
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,395
Well, don't feel bad on my account.
403
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,690
I wasn't, uh, working out.
Just over there
404
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,316
doing some volunteering.
405
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,151
Well, thanks, now I feel even worse.
406
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,861
- Sorry, man.
- He's joking.
407
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,071
- Sorry.
- Oh.
408
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,573
I'm not, I'm, uh...
409
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,452
I'm not... Sorry,
I'm not joking. I, uh...
410
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,760
There's, it's free
classes for these kids
411
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,373
who are, like, underprivileged youth.
412
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:18,417
And they do it, uh, once a week,
but I go, like, twice a month
413
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,086
to try to, like, you know, chip in.
414
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,796
Oh, I didn't, I didn't know that.
415
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,799
- That's cool, man.
- That is so cool.
416
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,383
- Thanks.
- That is really cool.
417
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:30,304
Yeah. It really... it started
as self-serving act.
418
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,390
How is volunteering a self-serving act?
419
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:36,436
- Yeah.
- Uh... I guess we're doing this.
420
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:41,880
I, uh, I have a fear of... kids.
421
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,810
- They intimidate me.
- You what?
422
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,310
How do kids intimidate you?
423
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,280
Oh, I don't know, I just
want them to like me, a lot,
424
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,699
and I try to impress them
and I kind of freeze up
425
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,450
and then I try really hard
426
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,245
and, uh, they, they can sense
427
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,164
how thirsty I am for approval.
428
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:59,250
And then I really go for it
429
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,754
and spin out and it gets weird,
and... it's not good for anyone.
430
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,965
So I'm coming off of that,
just really want...
431
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,049
- Do you want a drink?
- Uh, yes.
432
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,552
- Yeah.
- Please, I would.
433
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,094
Oh, man.
434
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,435
Man, that's, uh, that's
really cool of you, man.
435
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:20,688
I, I've been meaning to do something
like that myself, you know.
436
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,648
- Yeah.
- Um, excuse me.
437
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,236
You're very good at volunteering
the idea of volunteering.
438
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,196
He's been doing that forever, actually.
439
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,780
- Hey!
- Hmm.
440
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,908
Ooh! Tell me more.
441
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,827
What about that time when I, when
I volunteered for the marathon?
442
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,287
Oh, is that, is that what happened?
443
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,580
Yeah, in a way.
444
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,082
Oh, okay. Okay.
445
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,792
'Cause what I remember happening is, um,
446
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,449
you trying to steal the free Gatorade
447
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,025
and the actual volunteers
yelling at you.
448
00:16:45,026 --> 00:16:47,079
- Yeah, well...
- And then didn't you panic
449
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,424
and you told them that you
were in the marathon...
450
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,882
Okay, okay. Let's get this straight...
451
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,519
And then ran for three
blocks in your jeans
452
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,529
so that they would believe you?
453
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:54,279
- Am I remembering that correctly?
- Yes, I was dehydrated!
454
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,891
It was like 90 degrees!
What do you want me to do?
455
00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:57,517
He almost knocked over
a wheelchair racer.
456
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,644
Okay, yeah, that I will
take the blame for.
457
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,312
- As you should!
- Yes. And I do!
458
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:02,688
- Oh, do you?
- No, I don't, actually.
459
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,969
- Oh, my God.
- He was that wide!
460
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,778
I'm gonna stop talking.
461
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,699
Uhh!
462
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,603
Does anyone want another round?
463
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,999
- Yes.
- Yeah.
464
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,080
♪ We don't have to get down ♪
465
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,582
♪ Just to get it on ♪
466
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,709
♪ You know how to use ♪
467
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,046
♪ My body ♪
468
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,214
♪ Ow! ♪
469
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,475
♪ 'Cause you got rhythm ♪
470
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,103
♪ You got style ♪
471
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,981
♪ That is why ♪
472
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,483
♪ I like you ♪
473
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,078
♪ Ow! ♪
474
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,709
- Hey.
- Hey, you.
475
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,170
I was just trying to offset the
sweatshirt vibes a little bit.
476
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,130
Word. Word. I feel you.
477
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,549
Does it seem like I'm trying?
478
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,259
Annoyingly, no.
479
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,721
Hey, tonight's been kind of fun.
480
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,933
Yeah. Yeah, it's been,
it's been not bad.
481
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:24,354
I think it'd be cool if you
and I were able to, um,
482
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,273
to be friends.
483
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:29,901
Fuck you!
484
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,905
Yeah. Yeah, tha... that would
be, that would be cool.
485
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,114
You and Clyde are really
cute together, by the way.
486
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,157
Oh, that's not...
487
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,909
No, no, no, I was just saying to Mac
488
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,494
that we should, like, all
hang out together sometime.
489
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,914
You know? Like, double-date?
490
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,003
Yeah. Yeah, that would be...
491
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,670
We'd love that.
492
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:51,631
Great.
493
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,385
- Okay. I'm committing.
- Looks good.
494
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,638
- See you later.
- Yeah.
495
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,390
All right, see you out there.
496
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,435
What a fucking bitch.
497
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,483
Ahhh!
498
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,109
Hammer Slam!
499
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,402
- Oh, boy.
- There it is.
500
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,776
- There we go.
- Let's go.
501
00:19:14,777 --> 00:19:16,489
Uh... we need to get some...
502
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,490
Hey!
503
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,939
- Hey.
- Rob's friend.
504
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:19,952
Ohh!
505
00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:21,869
There he is. Come on.
Do you Hammer Slam?
506
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,412
Uh... yeah, sure.
507
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,830
What's, what's Hammer Slam?
508
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,954
Well, that's the Hammer.
509
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,260
So when you see The Hammer,
510
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:29,002
what you do is Hammer Slam.
511
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:32,089
Or... anytime there's a new song,
512
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,258
Hammer Slam.
513
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,427
Oh, so it... it's just never
not taking shots.
514
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,720
- Yes.
- Yeah, okay, I got it.
515
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,848
- Yeah, I got it.
- What's your name?
516
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,475
- Clyde.
- Hey, can I get a sloe gin fizz?
517
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,895
Whoa, God, no gin fizz.
518
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,274
Trevor, Hammer Slam.
519
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:51,858
So, we need shots.
520
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,151
Forget about the sloe gin. None of that.
521
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,661
So you're having a baby.
522
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,239
- That's huge.
- Thank you, Clyde.
523
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,407
- Yeah.
- Because,
524
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:02,368
tonight is not about the future.
525
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,539
Tonight is an homage to the past.
526
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:09,584
Because I used to live a life
of freedom and spontaneity.
527
00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,419
Sloe gin fizz. Please.
528
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,379
Sloe no gin fizz.
529
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,547
Fuck.
530
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,509
- He needs to Google something else.
- That guy! God!
531
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,846
But all that's over now.
532
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,347
You know why?
533
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,559
'Cause no one calls Ned Deetch anymore.
534
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:27,018
Okay.
535
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,479
You know why? Because he had a baby!
536
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,106
So, you feel me?
537
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,317
Yeah, yeah, I feel you.
538
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,944
That sucks, man. I'm really sorry.
539
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,739
And, like, Rob's all bummed 'cause
Mac broke off the engagement.
540
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,533
And, like, I'm like she dodged a bullet
541
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,161
and she wants to be mad at me?
542
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:46,245
Right?
543
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,207
Like... but she still has her freedom.
544
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,000
She doesn't have a baby on the way.
545
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,670
Like, fuck is she
fucking problems about.
546
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,841
Um... yeah, I don't know, man.
547
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,220
Hey! There he is!
548
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,514
That's my guy. There's a guy.
549
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,967
- What's happening?
- And this is Mac.
550
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,351
This is Clyme.
551
00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:11,062
- Hey, man.
- You guys, um, just be good friends,
552
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:14,398
but you know I gotta do...
'cause I'm feeling a little tipsy.
553
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,359
So, we're gonna go to
the bathroom and hit it.
554
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,861
Yeah, don't worry This
is the Last Hurrah.
555
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:19,904
- Let's go, Hammer.
- All right.
556
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,785
- You guys be friends.
- See you, Clop.
557
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,700
- Hey, man.
- Hey. Hey, guys.
558
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,785
- Hey!
- Whiskey.
559
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:26,827
Uh, bunch of it.
560
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,622
Hey, let's do it, bud.
561
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,335
- Oh, Rob.
- Hey!
562
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,087
I've been wanting to
talk to you because...
563
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,339
If it's your idea for dishwasher
cabinets, you've told me.
564
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,460
No, no, no, no, no.
565
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,467
- What's up?
- I mean, really,
566
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,094
they get washed in the same place.
567
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,220
... the same. It's really...
568
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,222
- It's a good idea. Right?
- Mm-hmm.
569
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:48,307
No, but what I wanted to
say was just, you know,
570
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,393
- I want to be a good man for Nikki.
- I know.
571
00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:52,770
I love Nikki. Have you
ever thought about...
572
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,064
Hey, The Hammer has all your
cocaine in the bathroom.
573
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,315
He's gonna do all that
shit by himself, man.
574
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,076
- No, he isn't.
- Get in there. Get in there.
575
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:04,115
- Hey!
- Hi.
576
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,243
- So, double-date is on.
- Yeah.
577
00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:08,828
- Oh, well...
- It sounds good.
578
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:09,829
- Uh...
- Right?
579
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,950
'Cause I've been saying we
need more "couple friends."
580
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,043
Right. Yeah. Yes. Cool.
581
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,170
What do we do?
582
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,139
♪ I've got cocaine ♪
583
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,149
Craft night.
584
00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:21,674
♪ Running around my brain ♪
585
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:22,679
Bowling.
586
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,919
♪ Ooh, lot of cocaine ♪
587
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,929
Sushi?
588
00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:26,804
♪ Running around my brain ♪
589
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,848
Ahh, it's Clyde.
590
00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,641
And Mac and Rob.
591
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,101
You guys,
592
00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:34,687
you guys were so worried this whole time
593
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,105
about hanging out together.
594
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,774
But, but then, but then, like,
look. We did it. Last Hurrah.
595
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,818
And everybody's friends,
it's so good. And why?
596
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,486
- 'Cause of you, man.
- You know it.
597
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,238
Hey, can I talk to you?
598
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,406
Right? What? No.
599
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,409
- Yep.
- No.
600
00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:47,533
- Just a sec.
- We're doing the friendship...
601
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,493
- Just one second.
- It's friends.
602
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:50,828
- It's friends.
- Cam,
603
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,288
- first of all...
- What?
604
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,729
You have cocaine all over your nose.
605
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,626
Second of all, don't you
think you've had enough?
606
00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:57,877
I think I've had not enough.
607
00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:58,879
- Thank you very much.
- Cam. Cam.
608
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,922
No, what... what's your problem, dude?
609
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:02,757
You're fucked up, and you're
making everyone uncomfortable.
610
00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:05,676
Maybe you're uncomfortable. As usual.
611
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:09,180
But I'm pretty sure that "everybody"
are having a good time,
612
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:11,013
thank you very much, Mrs. Grumpypants.
613
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,659
I'm not grumpy! I'm just
trying to handle the situation
614
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,772
- like an adult, okay?
- Oh, you're an adult?
615
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,106
'Cause you dress like a little boy.
616
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,942
Look, just go home to
your pregnant wife.
617
00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:22,610
Why don't you go home
to your pregnant wife?
618
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:24,904
Oh, that's right. You don't
have a pregnant wife.
619
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:27,740
Why? 'Cause every relationship
that you touch... turns to shit!
620
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,784
'Cause you're like, "What
happened with me and Kat?
621
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:31,494
And what went wrong with me and Justin?"
622
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,538
Oh, "What happened with me and Mac
623
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:35,082
who was perfect for me?"
624
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,917
"I'm Rob and my whole
life is, mmm, pain,
625
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,627
and, bleh, problems."
626
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,504
So, just quick math,
627
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,131
maybe you're the problem.
628
00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:45,896
You really suck right
now, you know that?
629
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,973
Yes, I do know that.
630
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,267
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
631
00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,268
Roberto.
632
00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:56,936
Where's, um, where'd Clyde go?
633
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:59,021
Oh, I think he just stepped
out to get some fresh air.
634
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,148
Yeah, I think.
635
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,776
I'm just gonna go check on him.
636
00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,035
- Hey.
- Hey.
637
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,161
- There you are.
- Yeah.
638
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,163
Here I am.
639
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,233
Ohh, just didn't want to, you know,
640
00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:21,859
did not want to be in there anymore.
641
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,673
- Here we are.
- I feel you, bro.
642
00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:26,717
It's weird in there.
643
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,510
Yes.
644
00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,596
For sure.
645
00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,393
Hey, I should probably
tell you something, um...
646
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:42,232
Me and that guy in there, Mac?
647
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,028
We used to be engaged.
648
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:48,071
So...
649
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:50,449
Yeah, I know.
650
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,619
Your brother told me.
651
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,495
Of course he did.
652
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,539
It was somewhere in the
middle of describing
653
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,126
what a "Hammer Slam" is.
654
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:05,506
And, uh, then Hammer smelling me.
655
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,425
Uh, I think that's when I found out.
656
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,093
So...
657
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,429
Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't,
I didn't tell you.
658
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,890
I just, it's all kinda
659
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,142
hard to explain.
660
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:20,687
"Clyde, this is Mac.
661
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,481
"We were engaged.
662
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:24,524
- Now we're not."
- Great.
663
00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:25,529
- Right?
- Yep. No.
664
00:25:25,530 --> 00:25:26,539
- You're not now?
- Mm-hmm.
665
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:27,776
- No, we're not anymore.
- Oh, you're not.
666
00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:29,737
- Okay.
- He's... he's engaged to someone else.
667
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,406
Right. And she knows that?
668
00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,117
She knows that... part?
669
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,745
Okay, yes. Now when you say
it that way, pretty simple.
670
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,540
- Yeah.
- Pretty easy to explain.
671
00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:46,046
- Tonight, no.
- Yeah, hey, look, honestly,
672
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,131
it's fine.
673
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:49,925
It's fine.
674
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,718
Cool. So next time,
that's how I'll do it.
675
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,762
Next time. Great. Great!
676
00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:56,431
How many times have you been engaged?
677
00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:59,851
- How many fake boyfriends do you have?
- Just you.
678
00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:01,895
- Oh, thanks.
- You're my only fake boyfriend.
679
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:04,605
You're my only fake boyfriend
680
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,440
and my favorite fake boyfriend.
681
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:07,900
Is it like "fake news"? Is it like
682
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,277
- fake fiancée...
- Yep. Fake news,
683
00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,862
- fake boyfriend.
- Fake boyfriend.
684
00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,822
- We go to fake movies.
- Is this a real bar?
685
00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:14,365
Are we even drinking real beer?
686
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:16,033
Is this real life?
687
00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,368
- Yeah.
- Hey, thank... Hey, thank you.
688
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,703
Just, you're the best. You're the best.
689
00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:20,384
- Yeah.
- You're the best. You're the best.
690
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,053
Mm, I don't know.
691
00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:38,932
Um...
692
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,600
I'm sorry.
693
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,102
I'm sorry. Fuck.
694
00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,645
- What do you mean...
- No, I don't know.
695
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:45,689
I just don't know.
696
00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,483
Um... you don't know
697
00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,487
if those are fake kisses or real kisses?
698
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:54,031
Ki... kinda.
699
00:26:57,743 --> 00:26:59,286
Oh, fuck!
700
00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:09,880
Well,
701
00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:13,675
this is fuckin' chaos.
702
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:18,805
This isn't on you.
703
00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:22,267
But, like, I've, I've...
704
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:27,564
Fuck, I've worked so hard to
cut that shit out of my life.
705
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,026
Like, to cut this fuckin'
chaos out, you know?
706
00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:35,280
And you're fuckin' messy.
707
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,078
I think about you all the time, Rob.
708
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,434
I don't really know what to do with it.
709
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,430
I just want you to know,
like, I would do this.
710
00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:02,683
You know? Like, I would do this.
711
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:05,394
With you.
712
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,771
If you wanted to
713
00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:09,690
do it.
714
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:11,191
Um...
715
00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,862
But I don't want to do this
thing where I'm like your
716
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:16,989
fake boyfriend.
717
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:21,242
I don't want to be your
best fake boyfriend.
718
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,954
So I guess I'm just asking
you, like, is this a thing?
719
00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:27,791
Yes or no.
720
00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,711
I don't know.
721
00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:35,507
- I don't know. I don't know.
- Yeah.
722
00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:40,095
Yeah, that's okay.
723
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:42,681
That's fine.
724
00:28:46,143 --> 00:28:47,602
What the fuck, man!
725
00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:48,979
Whoa!
726
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,355
What's your fuckin' problem?
727
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,607
What's your problem. I'm sorry.
728
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:54,525
Did I spill something on
your ironic Seinfeld jeans?
729
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,269
- I'm sorry. There it is.
- Hey, hey, hey.
730
00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:57,359
- Fuck you, man!
- I'm sorry.
731
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,030
- He's really fucked up.
- Get the fuck out of here.
732
00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:00,615
Get this guy the fuck out of here!
733
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,936
- You get out of here.
- Get this guy the fuck out of here!
734
00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:04,702
You know what? You know what you can...
735
00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,830
Hey! Hey! Shit!
736
00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,457
- All right. Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Fuck you, man!
737
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:13,002
Fuck you! Huh? Goddamn!
738
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:14,253
Hey, what the fuck's going on?
739
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,048
- Fuck!
- What're you doing, man?
740
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,884
- Fuck!
- All right, let me get...
741
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:22,470
- Let me see. Let me see.
- All right.
742
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:24,013
- I got it.
- He's cut. Let me get some ice.
743
00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:25,097
- Mac, I got it.
- He needs some ice.
744
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,432
Mac, I'll get it. I'll do it.
745
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,101
All right. Party's over.
You can go home.
746
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,815
You're bleeding. Yep.
747
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:35,984
Oh, fuck!
748
00:29:37,069 --> 00:29:38,509
That was fun, right?
749
00:29:39,613 --> 00:29:41,489
- I mean, up until the last part.
- Hmm.
750
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:49,830
Uh-oh.
751
00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:56,587
Hi.
752
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:57,839
Hey.
753
00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,594
I'm gonna let you guys...
754
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:07,140
You wanna explain now or explain later.
755
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,859
I'm so excited to have
this baby with you.
756
00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,028
Just, I don't wanna
757
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,574
lose the person that I used
to be. That guy's...
758
00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:26,159
I like that guy.
759
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:28,620
He's super-chill.
760
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:37,337
Baby... that's not going to happen.
761
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,549
I don't wanna lose the
guy I used to be either.
762
00:30:42,593 --> 00:30:44,403
Like, the first thing
that's gonna happen
763
00:30:44,404 --> 00:30:45,469
after I have this baby is
764
00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:46,930
I'm gonna get drunk as fuck,
765
00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:48,890
you know what I'm saying?
766
00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:51,392
I'm talking like lose my shoes,
767
00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:53,603
post a bunch of crazy,
blurry Instagram Stories,
768
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:55,772
come home and dump cereal
all over the kitchen.
769
00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,902
After that, we may both have to grow up.
770
00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,989
Just a little tiny bit.
771
00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:22,549
- You good?
- Yeah.
772
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:26,010
I'm sorry.
773
00:31:27,513 --> 00:31:28,804
About what I said earlier.
774
00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:30,098
It's fine.
775
00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:33,267
I say fucked-up shit when
I'm faded, you know.
776
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,394
Don't worry about it.
777
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,233
And you were probably right, so...
778
00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,361
- Bye, Nikki.
- Bye, Rob.
779
00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:51,203
I wasn't right.
780
00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:53,829
Yeah, you were.
781
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:31,200
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