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'It's over, man.'

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'Are you ready to blast off
on your cinematic journey,

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'here at Blaster Video?

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'Well, let's go!

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'And with over 3,865 movies
in my store,

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'we got all the categories covered,

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'from horror, sci-fi, fantasy,
action, even comedy,

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'all on VHS.

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'First-time customers
get one free rental.

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'Well, the snake is out of the bag,

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'and "Fury of the Viper" is now on sale
at the video store.

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'And for a limited time only,
while supplies last,

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'you get a free fridge magnet!

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'So come on down to Blaster Video.

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'We're located in the back alley
at 10815 Uneeda Avenue.

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'And always remember,
be kind and rewind.'

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'Behind this door.

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'Behind the most evils lies,

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beyond the thousand doors.

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'If you dare to enter,
you'll beg to leave.

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'The latest in terror from the makers
of "Trapped in a Vent".

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'The evil in this place
won't let her leave.

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'Beyond the thousand doors.'

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'She is carrying a curse.

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'She must fight to break free
from her family's legacy,

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'or die beyond the thousand doors.'

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Hello?

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'Your evil will not claim thee!

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'Will she escape this nightmare,

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'or be locked
beyond the thousand doors?'

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Right now,
you are watching "Demonica".

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It's a 1970s grindhouse beauty
from Italy.

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Did you know the original title
for that movie

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was "You Never Should Have
Come Here"?

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And that cut was like three hours long.

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This, unfortunately, is just
the 74-minute American version.

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So, I'm guessing you work here?

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Welcome to Blaster Video.

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I'm here for all your rental needs
from "Pure Flash".

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'And now for our feature presentation.'

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To utter cinematic trash.

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You're a first-time customer,
so today's your lucky day.

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You get one free rental.

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I'm not a customer.

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I'm returning these.

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Ooh, "Warpgate". Sexy potatoes.

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"The Preystalker"? Fantastic.

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"Beaverlake Massacre 4"?

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It's one of my all-time faves.

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And it's not rewound.

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These movies are two weeks late.

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I'm not gonna make you pay
the late fees.

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Or even the rewind fees.

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Rewind fees?

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Yeah, you know, when you bring back
a tape and the spools aren't...

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Ah, never mind.

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What I want to know is
why did my favorite customer

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have his daughter come return
his movies for him?

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- Where's James at?
- He's outta town.

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Huh...

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So, you bring back all this cinematic gold.
What did you think?

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Oh, I didn't watch them.
That's more of his thing.

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Oh.

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"Preystalker", the quintessential
'90s sci-fi action adventure movie.

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It's kind of like "Predator"
meets "Carnosaur."

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Are those other movies?

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Yeah, yeah, those are other movies.

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It's about a group
of corporate commanders

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on a crusade
to hunt down and harvest

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the psychedelic slime
from a dangerous alien bug,

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the Preystalker,
which hunts them down one by one.

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And whenever it stings them
with its sweet mantis bug arms,

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it's a trippy, psychedelic scene.

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The creature is fully CGI.

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We're talking the glorious Wild West
of 1990s CGI,

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and not revolutionary CG dinosaurs,
you know, you're thinking of.

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The Preystalker, some would say,
has not aged well,

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but you'll come to love
its bittersweet imperfections.

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Pretty fucking cool.

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- Sure.
- Alright, fine.

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This'll be more your cup of tea.

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"Beaverlake Massacre 4".

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It was the epitome of Canuxploitation.

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A genre of no-budget Canadian flicks
made in the '70s and '80s.

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This movie has everything you need
in a slasher.

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You got a hockey camp
full of 30-year-olds playing teenagers.

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'You talk to the locals in town, they'll
tell you the Castor is still out there.

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'Walks the ice at night to seek revenge
on those bullies that wronged him.'

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And their very own iconic
hockey-mask killer, Castor.

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'That's bullshit!

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'My dad buried that gross nerd,

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'and he is never coming back
to Beaverlake!'

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Such a fan of him as a kid,
I even drew him all the time.

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I wanted to not be him,
but I can empathize with him.

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Two and three are great.
Four, this one being the best.

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'This is gonna be the best season
that the Tailslappers have ever had!'

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Then totally derailed after that.

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Part Five wasn't even Castor at all, though.

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It was some Zamboni driver named Bill.

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And then came six, seven, and eight.
I don't even want to talk about those.

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What I'm trying to say is that
these movies are like comfort food.

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They're not good for you,
but God damn, they are tasty.

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- 'Tailslappers! Tailslappers!'
- Moving on.

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We're going back to the golden era
of 1980, "Warpgate".

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It's a hunky archeologist
who uncovers an ancient magic crystal.

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The crystal teleports him
through the Warpgate

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and into different cheap-looking
fantasy adventure dimensions.

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It was a cocaine-fueled excuse to use
all the extra sets the company had

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before totally going...

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Do you know what movie this is?

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I have never seen...

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...a tape like that.

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James was holding out on me.

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Should we check it out?

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Oh-ho-ho, ah, I mean...

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It's not polite to play
another collector's tape, but...

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It'll be you.

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Beer?
- I'd rather not.

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Suit yourself.

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Oh, no. Come on!

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Do me a solid.
Shut it off.

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- Just hit the button.
- Which machine?

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Hit all the buttons!

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- Hit every button!
- All right, right, right, right, fine!

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We just experienced...

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...the power of cinema.

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Come back any time.

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And tell James he can come grab
his cassette

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and pay his late fees.

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- What the fuck?
- Just give it a good yank.

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Door's a piece of shit anyways.

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Oh!

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- 'I've spotted the demon.'
- 'I want it alive.'

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- What?
- 'The fuck? Something is afoul.'

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- 'Cliff, where's the bug?'
- 'Gone.'

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'It was right here.
Then it went weird and it was gone.

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- 'Oh, I'll, uh...'
- 'Don't.'

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'...check the ship.
Be blessed, brother.

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'What's that noise?'

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- Hey, your doors suck.
- Shh!

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Excuse me?

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What the fuck is that?

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'You're telling me that the bug
just vanished into thin air?'

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Don't worry.
It can't hurt us.

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Cos it's just CGI.

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Don't move.

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'Please. I'm not your enemy.'

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First time here?

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Good news for you.
You get a free rental.

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Any movie you want.

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You can even eat it.

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'Listen, it's me.'

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'Pray or be prey!'

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'Lord, what have I done?'

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'I dreamt of a wound,

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'a wound that will never heal.

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'Overrun by the digital disease
of the future,

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'the forgotten souls scream
out into the universe,

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'forever forgotten.

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C...

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...G...

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...I.

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'Wake up!'

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'Damn it, computer, prep take off.
We're out of this cursed place.

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'Silence, wench!
Switching to manual control.'

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Oh, I know you.

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Oh, fuck.

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'Deploying the large missile.'

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I'm...

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All I did was come here
to return some VHS tapes.

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Next thing you know,
there were static lines,

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a bug coming out the movie,
and this is gonna get infected.

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- You need to go to the hospital.
- I'll be fine. That was our only way out.

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What about this door?

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- No, that's employees only.
- So?

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It's a storage room.
There's nothing in there but junk.

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We are stuck here with that?

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Pretty much.

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I think I know what it could be,
but I don't wanna sound weird.

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It was weird when I came in here!

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Legend has it,
the dreaded Videonomicon is imbued

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with the most heinous of cinematic evils.

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'An ominous, nostalgic presence
lurking beyond our realm,

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'haunting those who watch it.

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'It's been lost for decades,
but somehow your dad discovered it,

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'and I'm guessing he sent it my way
to make up for those late fees.

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'There's no question now
that this is that same cursed tape.'

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What do you mean, "cursed"?

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Yeah, it's a tape you should never play,
but if you do, bad things happen.

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- Bad things?
- Yep.

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- Bad things.
- Bad things.

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Bad things are about to happen to you
if you don't fucking figure this out.

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Lady, I survived the format wars.

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Give it your best shot.

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Aargh!

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- Thanks for saving my life.
- Fuck you, Kevin.

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I think something really big and bad
just entered the store.

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The unstoppable killing machine,

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the wild animal that's still out there
trying to get his revenge.

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What's the plan?

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We gotta hit him in the only place
that hurts: His heart.

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How are we gonna stab him?

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The only weapon that matters
is the power of friendship.

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But whatever we do,
don't split up, okay?

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Castor, is that you, buddy?

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Where in the H-E double
hockey sticks am I?

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Oh, my God. You're Dougie Taggert.

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- How did you know that?
- All-star winger, Beaverlake Tailslappers.

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Not once, not twice, but three times
you survived the attacks of Ca...

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- Zip it, nerd.
- He says that in the movie!

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How did I get here?

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- Aren't you from "Beaverlake Massacre?"
- "Beaverlake Massacre"?

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She meant Manitoba. Have a beer.

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Alcohol? For a minor?

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00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,564
I'm 17 years old, man.

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00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,860
My dad's a sheriff,
and you just broke the law.

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So you're going to jail,
you're going to jail.

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You're both going to jail.

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- Do you know what prison is like...?
- Is that music?

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It's his theme music.

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- But guess what? Soon I'll be 21.
- He's coming.

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00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,043
- And I will guzzle that beer.
- Oh...

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Back away, now.

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00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,339
Whose blood is on your face, man?

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00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,887
You guys are tripping out.

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Uh, cheers.

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00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:44,854
You smoked a doobie cigarette
with marijuana in it, didn't you?

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00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:51,402
You guys could never be Tailslappers.

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00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,155
Tailslappers don't do drugs!

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Do you guys even play hockey?

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Tell me, how do you know that your parents
love you if you don't play hockey, huh?

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You tell me that!

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Cos that doesn't make
a lick of sense to me!

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No!

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00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,147
Daddy!

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Come on.

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Please, please.

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Let go!

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Oh, God!

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We're safe.

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We're goin' in for overtime!

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My dad's a cop!

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00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:04,016
Don't worry. Taggert is a survivor.

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00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:16,737
I might've misread that.
He's probably dead.

247
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,574
But that's not a bad thing,
cos he just got his first kill,

248
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,202
and that means
we'll be safe for a bit,

249
00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:27,581
because he has to build up that
sweet, sweet tension before his next kill.

250
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:30,000
- That's how these movies go.
- What is Castor gonna do?

251
00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:34,130
Is he just gonna smash in here
and then murder us in this outhouse?

252
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,551
It's a possibility.

253
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:42,763
This franchise has a ton of creative kills,
including an outhouse.

254
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,765
Oh, yeah?
Which one's your favorite?

255
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:47,810
Hmm...
It's a very good question.

256
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,522
- What is wrong with you?
- Hey, you asked me the question.

257
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:54,650
And I was thinking about a good answer
from a fan's perspective.

258
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:58,821
From Nyla's perspective,
I'm gonna take the power of friendship,

259
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:02,032
and I'm gonna buddy up with Castor,
and we're both going to kill you.

260
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:07,913
So negative. I'll get you outta here.
Just let me think.

261
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,790
How can you even drink
at a time like this?

262
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,542
How can you not?

263
00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:21,427
Pull me in, Coach. Please.

264
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:42,281
- Ah, no, no, no, no.
- It's not even real.

265
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:46,911
In fact, it doesn't even look like Taggert.
This is little Tommy Taggert, his brother.

266
00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:49,497
Do you know when he was killed?
In the first sequel.

267
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:52,416
"Beaverlake Massacre:
The Second Period."

268
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,377
They were too cheap to buy
new props for Part Four.

269
00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,839
Eww.

270
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,521
He's gone.

271
00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:20,778
He's not gone.
He's out there, lurking somewhere.

272
00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:28,494
- So what do we do now?
- Mm-mm.

273
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,395
It's gotta go somewhere.

274
00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:05,531
- Are you sure about this?
- Ah, yeah. It always works in the movies.

275
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:10,870
Okay.

276
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:25,259
Where are you?

277
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:29,013
'Hello? Hello?

278
00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,766
'Oh, Jesus!

279
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,479
- 'There's no sign of him.'
- 'You think Castor got him?'

280
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:44,278
- 'I don't like this.'
- 'We shouldn't have split up.'

281
00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:58,500
Maybe this wasn't a good idea.

282
00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:01,295
I'm not waiting to die down here.

283
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:07,593
Okay, okay, okay.

284
00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:12,014
Fuck!

285
00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:27,112
Those are collectibles.

286
00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:56,100
Well, that's not good. He's not supposed
to get that until Part Six.

287
00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:06,652
Shh, shh!

288
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:08,529
Nyla, stop moving.

289
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:51,613
Castor... the world's greatest goaltender!

290
00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:09,465
I saw you play in '82, bud,
against the Russians

291
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,633
in the championship game.

292
00:34:11,759 --> 00:34:13,635
Glove hand from hell.

293
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:17,723
Your future was so bright, buddy.

294
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:22,895
And that night, coach, teammates,
they betrayed you.

295
00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:26,231
They brought you out onto that ice,

296
00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:29,693
knowing it would crack,
knowing you would fall.

297
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:34,281
Left you alone in the cold,
in the dark. You died.

298
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:43,957
You came back,
you got your revenge.

299
00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:49,838
And you back-checked TJ,
head clean off.

300
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:54,301
You took Kennedy's body,
slammed it into that penalty box...

301
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,429
...till there was nothing left.

302
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:04,770
What you did to Coach Jeffs
might've been the worst.

303
00:35:08,816 --> 00:35:11,443
That shit was fucked up, man.

304
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,781
I know it's hard to believe, but...

305
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:20,160
...I wasn't always
the most popular kid either.

306
00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:28,502
I always thought we could be teammates...
Kevin and Castor.

307
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:39,304
Castor, no!

308
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:46,311
Time out! Penalty, too many men
on the ice, high-sticking!

309
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:49,940
Five on a manager!
Don't do it!

310
00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:51,984
Fuck!

311
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:13,630
'Despite the tragedy of several students
missing and presumed murdered,

312
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:16,258
'they are ready to play hockey!'

313
00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:27,019
Hey, Castor!

314
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,940
Keep your stick on the ice.

315
00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:39,656
Whoa-ho-ho!
Nice save, buddy!

316
00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:51,126
'I regret to inform you the Tailslappers
have been forced to forfeit.

317
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:54,755
'The sheriff has declared the arena
an active crime scene.

318
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,299
'Beaverlake cannot catch a break.'

319
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:01,511
Whoa. That was amazing.

320
00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:05,307
Crackerjack timing, kid.
You're a scream queen now.

321
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,768
That was incredible!

322
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,520
I haven't seen Castor go down like that
since Part Eight.

323
00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:14,983
I mean, if you saw what I saw...
I guess you didn't see what I saw, but...

324
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:23,784
Um... how about I help you up,
we'll see if we can get outta here?

325
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:28,455
'This will no doubt go down
as the Tailslappers' worst season ever.

326
00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:33,835
'My money is on the return of that
supernatural freak-goaltender, Castor.

327
00:37:33,961 --> 00:37:36,380
'He always comes back.'

328
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:47,015
Glory.

329
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,519
Run!

330
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,212
Ah, shit!

331
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,525
Hope you brought your teeth,
Beaver boy.

332
00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:24,154
Cos the Viper always brings his fangs.

333
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,151
Ah!

334
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:53,660
God, it's crazy up there.
It's like a legendary matchup going on.

335
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,415
We needed a hero, right?

336
00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:04,212
"Fury of the Viper" isn't his best work.

337
00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:06,715
In fact, it's probably
one of his worst movies,

338
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,801
but he's still the hero we needed.

339
00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:12,387
What if something else came out?

340
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:18,185
You have to have faith in me,
like I have faith in the movies.

341
00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:33,742
This will work.
He's one of the good guys.

342
00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:40,707
You never run from a snake!

343
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,876
You never snake a snake!

344
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:48,465
- I am the only snake!
- Did you hear that? He got rid of him.

345
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:57,390
Step out slowly, scumbags.
I am the police.

346
00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:06,107
- Jackson Viper.
- Where am I?

347
00:42:06,233 --> 00:42:09,611
You're in Blaster Video.
This is a real honor.

348
00:42:10,529 --> 00:42:14,908
Oh, I'm Kevin. I'm a huge fan.

349
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:26,419
Yeah, the guy in the hockey mask
got him.

350
00:42:26,545 --> 00:42:30,924
That was our friend, Taggert.
He was a good man.

351
00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:33,426
You're going to prison.
You're going to prison.

352
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:36,054
Kind of.

353
00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:50,694
Whoa, vintage collectible.

354
00:42:50,819 --> 00:42:54,114
Don't worry, little lady.
You're safe now.

355
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,669
Keep that creep shit to yourself.

356
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,550
'Viper!'

357
00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:16,595
Rastro!

358
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,473
'Hide if you must.

359
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,477
'Maybe she can change your mind.'

360
00:43:25,729 --> 00:43:28,690
- MJ!
- 'Come on out, coward.'

361
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:32,068
- 'Or she gets it.'
- Don't you do it.

362
00:43:34,029 --> 00:43:37,365
'I guess you'll choose
between your partner or this city.'

363
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:44,372
- He is a violent maniac.
- You fuck!

364
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:47,584
- 'You're out of time.'
- We need a plan!

365
00:43:47,709 --> 00:43:50,086
'Everybody dies!

366
00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,631
'Let's see how you stand up
against this snake.'

367
00:43:52,756 --> 00:43:55,342
Snakes don't have feet!
I'm standing right here!

368
00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:57,761
'While you're crawling around
on your belly,

369
00:43:57,886 --> 00:44:01,514
'too afraid to face me,
your partner dies.

370
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:06,019
'And then, I release millions
of nuclear snakes on LA City.'

371
00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:09,648
I'll fucking kill you!

372
00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:13,818
'Fine. Don't stop me, Viper.

373
00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:20,241
'Everyone will know it was your failure.

374
00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:24,704
'She dies on the count of three.

375
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:27,499
'Three.

376
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:32,962
'Two.

377
00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:38,885
'One.'

378
00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:47,852
Holy shit.

379
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,981
- He paused it.
- We need to get the hell outta here.

380
00:44:52,107 --> 00:44:55,694
If I can't kick down this door,
he can.

381
00:44:55,819 --> 00:44:59,864
Viper always strikes fast... and hard.

382
00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:01,783
Come on, Cobra.

383
00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:04,619
I'm down for breaking shit,
but the name is Viper.

384
00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:08,373
Okay, but you have a Cobra
on the back of your jacket.

385
00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,628
Hold this, and step back, both of you.

386
00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:26,015
Whoa!

387
00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:34,607
This does not lead
to any place you wanna be.

388
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,427
Hey!

389
00:46:03,553 --> 00:46:10,185
I know this sucks...
but don't take it out on the movies.

390
00:46:10,310 --> 00:46:12,061
The movies?

391
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:14,981
Fuck these movies!

392
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,484
Fuck your video store!

393
00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:20,945
Fuck you, and fuck this bullshit!

394
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:25,200
In fairness, none of this
would be going on right now

395
00:46:25,325 --> 00:46:30,288
if that weird tape that your father found
wasn't brought to my store...

396
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,873
He's dead.

397
00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:34,459
What?

398
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,379
Why do you think I even came in here?

399
00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:45,094
While I was cleaning up his shit,
I found the only thing that he left me,

400
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:48,515
a note to go and return
these fuckin' movies,

401
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,559
the same stupid movies
that are trying to kill us!

402
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:19,415
Hey, you hungry?

403
00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:24,712
Well, we can't sit here all day.

404
00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:28,466
Come on.

405
00:49:33,930 --> 00:49:37,183
Hey, Viper, we're gonna be
in the back for a few minutes.

406
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,435
You gonna be okay?

407
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:43,147
I, uh... found your friend's head.

408
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,003
- Where are we going?
- Just follow me.

409
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:47,336
Cheers.

410
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:18,701
So about earlier, I'm, um... sorry.

411
00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,411
It's fine.

412
00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:32,090
So, what's with this place?
What's your deal?

413
00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:35,468
Well, I love movies.

414
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:40,098
I used to get paid
to talk movies with people,

415
00:51:40,223 --> 00:51:44,560
but then, things changed,
and they stopped coming.

416
00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:51,692
In fact, James was like
my one and only customer.

417
00:51:54,821 --> 00:51:59,283
On the bright side, though,
I haven't paid rent here in years.

418
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:02,662
I've been kind of hanging here,
and nobody bothers me,

419
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:05,748
which is good
coz I don't make any money.

420
00:52:17,093 --> 00:52:19,428
What's your favorite movie?

421
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:23,724
Hmm...

422
00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:27,687
It's a tough question.
So many choices.

423
00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:30,857
Well, since my favorite movie
tried to kill us earlier,

424
00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:33,818
I'll give you my second favorite movie.

425
00:52:33,943 --> 00:52:35,278
"Battle Bear".

426
00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:38,531
It was directed by a mad Russian
named Nikolai Chenkov.

427
00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:42,618
He was a part-time bear wrangler,
but a big-time drug smuggler.

428
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:50,251
Viper only dies when he stops moving.

429
00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:07,852
Ended up killing three of the crew,
two actors,

430
00:53:07,977 --> 00:53:10,479
and injuring 17 other people on set.

431
00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:26,454
One-of-a-kind bear-xploitation film,
and it's absolutely perfect.

432
00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:30,333
These are the kind of movies
that you watch with your buds

433
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:34,045
or somebody you're close with,
you have a few fuckin' laughs.

434
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:38,591
Most importantly of all,
for 90 minutes in the dark,

435
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:42,345
you bonded with 'em...
it was beautiful.

436
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:51,979
- Man, fuck that movie!
- What, "Battle Bear"?

437
00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:55,107
The Videonomicron,
or whatever the hell it's called.

438
00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:59,654
- So, let's kill it.
- Let's kill it.

439
00:54:01,864 --> 00:54:03,824
What's the plan?

440
00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:51,766
'Everyone will know
it was your failure.

441
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:58,939
'She dies on the count of three.

442
00:55:59,065 --> 00:56:00,941
'Three.

443
00:56:01,067 --> 00:56:02,860
'Two.

444
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,320
'One.'

445
00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:07,365
Holy Renny Harlin!
I got it.

446
00:56:08,908 --> 00:56:10,868
- Magnets!
- What?

447
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:15,206
'The magnetic tape
used in VHS

448
00:56:15,331 --> 00:56:19,210
'is only a thin coating
on the long narrow plastic strip.

449
00:56:19,335 --> 00:56:21,962
'The video's data is magnetized
on the tape

450
00:56:22,088 --> 00:56:27,301
'by using the entire 1,475 feet,
which can be demagnetized,

451
00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:32,640
'erasing the content on the VHS tape
by another magnetic source.

452
00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:36,060
'In 1997, Kevin commissioned
fridge magnets

453
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:37,978
'to promote Blaster Video.

454
00:56:38,104 --> 00:56:41,190
'However, when his customers
took the magnets home,

455
00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:44,944
'contact with their freshly rented movies
wiped them clean,

456
00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:49,407
'losing several great movies
and costing Kevin a few good customers.

457
00:56:49,532 --> 00:56:54,370
'To this day, he has a stash
of those magnets somewhere in this room.'

458
00:56:54,495 --> 00:56:57,915
And even if we die,
we're taking it with us.

459
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,334
No. The goal here is to stay alive.

460
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:03,879
Yeah, okay...
What about Viper?

461
00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:07,508
I don't think he's gonna take
too kindly to being erased.

462
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:09,510
We just won't tell him.

463
00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:11,220
Hey, Kevin?

464
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:17,560
Can I speak to you for a moment?

465
00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:20,020
Alone?

466
00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:53,304
I was thinking, maybe with you here,

467
00:57:53,429 --> 00:57:56,432
we could actually find a way
outta this place.

468
00:57:56,557 --> 00:57:57,975
No.

469
00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:01,687
I wanna rent some movies.

470
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:04,231
Um... what did you have in mind?

471
00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:08,027
A classic?
Something new and fresh?

472
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,905
Horror? Sci-fi? Action?

473
00:58:11,906 --> 00:58:18,454
Well, I was thinking
"Hunted Hunter Hunts".

474
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:25,002
Yeah, it's, um...
it's over there somewhere.

475
00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:32,176
- Let's slither over there, friend.
- Okay.

476
00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:41,227
It's, um...

477
00:58:42,603 --> 00:58:43,938
Uh...

478
00:58:46,649 --> 00:58:49,026
It's right there.

479
00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:10,047
"Jackson at his absolute best."

480
00:59:10,172 --> 00:59:12,299
Oh, come on, man. No!

481
00:59:14,426 --> 00:59:17,346
Now show me the rest.

482
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:22,142
- Where is "Dragon Mission"?
- Here!

483
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:27,940
Why are you doing this?

484
00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:30,651
I found your little magazine over there.

485
00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:33,529
Do you really think
I am the worst Jackson?

486
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:35,531
Uh... Oh!

487
00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:40,286
Then, why is "Fury of the Viper"
the only one on clearance?

488
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:43,622
I ordered too many copies cos I had
a good deal, I coulda brought so many in,

489
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:46,709
and everybody was saying it was better
than "Double Split", but they fucking lied!

490
00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:48,294
Shut up!

491
00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:52,923
Let's go find "Double Split".

492
01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:14,903
Break it.

493
01:00:15,029 --> 01:00:20,034
You don't understand.
One's a fighter and one's a writer.

494
01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:22,620
It's Jackson's best movie.

495
01:00:22,745 --> 01:00:25,372
Break it, or I break you.

496
01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:49,146
I can't. I can't.

497
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,777
Never...

498
01:00:54,902 --> 01:00:57,655
...snake...

499
01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:01,116
...a snake!

500
01:01:40,072 --> 01:01:41,657
Kevin!

501
01:01:44,535 --> 01:01:46,370
Fuck!

502
01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:10,477
'We've got
all the categories covered,

503
01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:14,815
'from horror, sci-fi, fantasy,
action, even comedy,

504
01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:18,152
'all on VHS.

505
01:02:18,277 --> 01:02:22,114
'And first-time customers
get one free rental.

506
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:25,075
'Well, the snake is out of the bag.

507
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:29,705
"Fury of the Viper" is on special sale
here at the video store!'

508
01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:41,091
Wakey, wakey,
eyes on snaky.

509
01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,437
Oh, boy.

510
01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:16,376
The only weapon that matters
is the power of friendship.

511
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,427
The Videonomicon birthed...

512
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:32,351
...like a snake bursting
from its mother's womb.

513
01:03:32,476 --> 01:03:37,689
I'm destined to be
the last Jackson Viper.

514
01:03:47,241 --> 01:03:51,912
The world's passed us by,
it's forgotten all about you.

515
01:03:53,038 --> 01:03:54,998
Deal with it.

516
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:05,676
All it wants is for you
to finish watching it, Kevin.

517
01:04:05,801 --> 01:04:09,346
Nah, I've watched
enough shitty movies in my life.

518
01:04:22,526 --> 01:04:27,030
This will be the last movie
of your shitty life.

519
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,294
Watch it!

520
01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:47,509
Let's watch something good,
like "Double Split".

521
01:04:49,595 --> 01:04:52,973
Glory!

522
01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:55,475
Spoken like a true snake.

523
01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:49,696
'Oh, Cobra!
Oh, Cobra...'

524
01:06:00,374 --> 01:06:02,876
Nice save, little one.

525
01:06:03,001 --> 01:06:06,004
And you think you can fight me
all by yourself?

526
01:06:07,339 --> 01:06:09,591
Know what, Cobra?

527
01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:12,719
You're a fucking bully.

528
01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:33,281
Oh!

529
01:06:38,954 --> 01:06:43,458
Tommy Taggert...
Cheap bastards.

530
01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:50,882
Teammates!

531
01:07:43,810 --> 01:07:47,731
'...the magnets...
use the magnets.'

532
01:07:49,149 --> 01:07:51,401
Gimme the magnets.

533
01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:58,784
I know what I have to do.

534
01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:06,041
Hey...

535
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:11,463
You have a really cool video store.

536
01:08:13,673 --> 01:08:14,966
Yeah.

537
01:08:16,843 --> 01:08:18,845
It was great.

538
01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:26,812
Always remember...

539
01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:30,941
...be kind and...

540
01:08:31,066 --> 01:08:34,194
Aargh! Fuck, no!

541
01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:38,615
- So, do you wanna...?
- Toss me.

542
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,117
Okay.

543
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:15,373
Oh... shit!

544
01:12:42,192 --> 01:12:44,444
"Warpgate"?

545
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:11,554
Castor! So good to see you.

546
01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:15,433
- You always do come back.
- Teammates.

547
01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:17,685
Yep, okay, you can let go!

548
01:13:18,478 --> 01:13:21,773
Did you kill the main character
from this movie?

549
01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:24,651
We're gonna have to work on that.

550
01:13:25,402 --> 01:13:26,986
Now, what?

551
01:13:28,405 --> 01:13:33,118
Castor, my friend, I think this is
the beginning of a new cinematic adventure.