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摩登情愛

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掌聲歡迎，莉兒帕克！

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莉兒帕克
兩場表演，只在今晚！

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耶！

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有多少人看到外面看板上我的名字

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以為我是饒舌歌手的？

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沒關係，我原諒你們

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總之呢，今晚超級特別
獻給我的姊妹們

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姊妹們，嗨起來！

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今晚的重點

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不是跟死渣男的愛恨糾葛
他們毀了我們

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還把我們丟在路邊等死

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再倒車輾過我們屍體

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今天的重點不是他們

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不是我們要怎麼愛或不愛別人

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而是我們要怎麼愛自己

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讚啦！

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還有我們是怎麼搞砸的

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兩個人很美好，一個人也不賴

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很久很久以前，我12歲的時候

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我們一家人從俄亥俄州
克里夫蘭搬到布魯克林

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對大部分的小孩來說

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絕對是個強烈的文化衝擊

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莉莉安，等一下

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的確也是

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但在我的童話故事裡
布魯克林真的超…

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酷

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莉莉安，等一下

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你要說什麼？交給我處理啦

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我行啦，喲！

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喂，妳是蕾絲邊什麼的嗎？

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我們不會笑妳

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沒錯，不笑妳
我最愛的阿姨就是蕾絲邊

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她超狂的啦，哥們

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超狂的，所以妳是還不是？

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我不是蕾絲邊

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那妳幹嘛都穿褲子、繫領帶？

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因為我喜歡，而且我穿起來很好看

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我們錯了，我們以為…

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看吧？都是“以為”惹的禍

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什麼都“我以為”，結果只是在耍白痴

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–漂亮
–我錯了啦

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我們是想…

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老娘我愛穿什麼
用不著你們管，好嗎？

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笑死人

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你們該不會是在嫉妒吧？

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–嫉妒什麼？
–嫉妒？

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我的喬丹鞋帥到炸

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別再對女生的穿著管東管西

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我們還這麼小，有厭女情結也太早

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–不覺得嗎？
–喲！別耍白痴了

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亂罵人的是她
妳的鞋一點都不帥好嗎？

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髒到一個不行

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–噁爛
–我們閃吧

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去她的

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莉莉安，對吧？

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錯，莉兒

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嗨，我是文斯，學生顧問主席

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一週前就該跟妳自我介紹的

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我是莉兒

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–我有辦法保護自己的
–看得出來

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我就是在那一刻愛上文森納瓦雷斯的

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我們的小孩一定超可愛

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莉莉安納瓦雷斯太太

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莉莉安帕克納瓦雷斯

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我不想放棄我的娘家姓

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嘿

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他們覺得妳還在生他們的氣

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沒事啦

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我們也沒事，俄亥俄仔

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我們也沒事，俄亥俄仔

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妳在聽什麼音樂？

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老派嘻哈，我喜歡

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我知道我可以

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成為想成為的人

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小聲一點啦

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只要我夠努力

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去到想去的地方

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讚啦

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–妳打籃球嗎？
–控球後衛，你呢？

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玩咖，走啦，這樣不行喔

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我要去吃昨天那個煙燻牛肉潛艇堡

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對啊，人家餓餓

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超老套

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–改天來單挑一下
–再說吧

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俄亥俄仔！

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妳家在哪？

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俄亥俄仔，妳在哪裡？

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嘿！

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嘿

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十分鐘後公園見

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冰淇淋

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要不要吃東西？

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我媽可以幫我們弄花生果醬三明治

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妳現在是布魯克林仔了
要吃這裡人吃的東西

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那布魯克林仔都吃什麼？

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–走吧
–看誰快

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到啦

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妳會需要這個

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就說吧，我稱為甜辣醬炸彈

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你怎麼知道我超愛這種甜辣醬？

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我有甜辣醬粉絲雷達

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知道我長大想做什麼嗎？

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做什麼？

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–脫口秀演員
–很可以

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我媽超愛汪黛塞克絲

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是喔，汪黛塞克絲

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要不要聽個笑話？

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當然

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–饒舌歌手為什麼需要雨傘？
–為什麼？

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因為狂噴口水

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這個好笑

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妳比我們班所有男生都搞笑多了

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等一下，可能是我阿姨打來的

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你今晚要幹嘛？

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我問你今晚要幹嘛

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–天哪
–怎麼了？

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潔西卡潘納跟阿圖羅說她喜歡我

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–她想知道我喜不喜歡她
–你喜歡她嗎？

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拜託，當然

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潔西卡潘納耶，大家都愛她

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我該怎麼做？

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那就跟她說你的心意

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潔西卡潘納耶

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謝啦，莉兒，妳最棒了

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“潔西卡潘納耶”

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睡美人睡了多久才得到那個吻？

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六年後

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莉兒，幹得好

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–讚讚
–比賽超精彩

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–莉兒
–嗨嗨

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黑豹隊加油！

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莉兒

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–哇，頭髮長咧
–對啊

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–夠長了？
–對啊

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–妳跑去哪？
–為明年做準備囉

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不是每個人都拿到
哈佛大學全額獎學金

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福坦莫大學獎學金也很厲害啊

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–也不用遠離爸媽
–是啊

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那個…畢業舞會？妳去嗎？

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–不要
–好啦

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–我討厭跳舞
–來嘛，跟我跳支舞

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–才不要咧
–嘿

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–好了
–拜託啦，俄亥俄仔

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接下來就各分東西咧，妳一定要去

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喲！我的好兄弟

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我是不是你最好的哥們？

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–怎麼了？
–先回答問題

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我是不是你最好的哥們？

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少來，最好是大事

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不大也不小，但這一刻太美好了

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–說說看，文斯
–兄弟，你是我最好的哥們

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很好，想知道為什麼嗎？

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–為什麼？
–因為愛

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黛菲亞和艾那斯多，分了

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然後呢？

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然後，有八卦說是因為文斯

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對啦，我們週末搞上了

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我正想跟妳說

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媽的咧

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不會吧，他偷偷來

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就說吧

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就說吧，我就知道

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爛死了

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我真的正想跟妳說

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說什麼？花痴奪走你的處男之身？

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聽我說嘛
不是每個人都等著留給對的人

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是喔

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也不是每個人都隨隨便便就給人

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超狠

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傳球，來嘛

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怎麼好像都沒聊過妳喜歡誰？

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–因為…
–因為什麼？

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因為…

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別告訴我妳沒喜歡的人
我一聽就知道妳騙人

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–因為所以
–因為所以

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–黃的？
–謝謝

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好了，看看吧

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–完工
–靠

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祝你好運

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–看起來超蠢的啦
–醜到爆

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超丟臉

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希望沒人看到我跟你走在一起

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所以此時此刻絕對是此生最丟臉？

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–沒錯
–是喔

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是說，我真的不想讓妳更丟臉了！

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–文斯
–大家聽到這邊

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我要宣布，我現在最不想做的事

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就是害我最好的朋友莉兒大丟臉

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–莉莉安伊莉莎白帕克
–文森

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–這是她的傑作
–最好是

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–這是她的傑作
–才不是

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–她住這裡
–我不可能幹這種事

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–就住這裡
–去死啦

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畢業證書，莉莉安帕克

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文斯：畢業快樂
妳的演講超讚的啦

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一起慶祝我們的最後一夜吧！

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嘿！她來咧

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怎樣？

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妳沒去畢業舞會

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我以為妳不會來了

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天哪，來吧

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好了

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乾杯

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真的，我說過了，我不愛跳舞

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為什麼？

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高中最後一夜總要跳一下吧？

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當種種感覺襲來

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有時很難讓你知道

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你可能沒心情了解

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你自以為你都了解

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有時候…

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好啦

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…我會發現

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好啦

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你跟我保持著距離

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我不…

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–怎麼了？
–我們這樣真好

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真的

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我…我一直想跟你說…

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大家好！

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2014畢業班友誼長存！

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讚啦！

224
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耶！

225
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媽啊！

226
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怎樣啦？

227
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–你們給我快點喔
–小心

228
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派對專車已經在樓下等了

229
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靠

230
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走吧

231
00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:46,549
禮服有了，高跟鞋有了

232
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但我的“從此幸福快樂的生活”呢？

233
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去不去？

234
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:52,555
去啦

235
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,436
我的計畫還要再等等

236
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兩年後

237
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謝謝

238
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,671
很舒服

239
00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:27,131
這是我的榮幸

240
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,016
靠，該走了

241
00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:39,352
今晚有要上臺吧？

242
00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:42,438
第一次耶，早點到比較好吧？

243
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對啊

244
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我好緊張

245
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,654
我很期待，但好緊張

246
00:17:55,201 --> 00:18:00,289
文斯：幹嘛不回我訊息？
妳在哪？快過來

247
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:03,459
誰啊？

248
00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:04,752
不重要

249
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,347
對不起，我也想但無法！
我忙到爆！

250
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,598
別管了

251
00:18:20,101 --> 00:18:25,022
莉莉安，拜託啦！

252
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,733
搞屁喔？夠了喔！我在忙

253
00:18:27,817 --> 00:18:30,862
等一下，妳該不會旁邊有男人吧？

254
00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:32,697
說不定喔，哈哈
說真的我要念書啦！

255
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:36,284
來跟我一起念！我需要我的好朋友
一定很好玩的啦

256
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,119
妳不打算跟他說？

257
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:39,620
他現在狀況不好

258
00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:42,623
等妳想清楚再跟我說

259
00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:55,011
好啦，等我一下！

260
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:21,120
嘿，找布魯克林仔？

261
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,872
他在洗澡

262
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嗨嗨

263
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,510
嘿！我馬上出來

264
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–妳來咧
–嘿，不要！

265
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我的天哪！

266
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–文斯
–妳來咧！

267
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:08,834
我來了啦

268
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:10,836
–不是要念書嗎？
–看看妳

269
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,881
–你現在叫布魯克林仔啦？
–妳化妝囉？

270
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,425
–一點點
–妳打扮得好漂亮

271
00:20:16,509 --> 00:20:17,593
少來喔

272
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,763
抱一個，我好想妳，莉莉安

273
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:23,724
再五分鐘就好

274
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然後呢？

275
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找我來就是要這五分鐘？

276
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對啊

277
00:20:58,718 --> 00:20:59,969
妳做過嗎？

278
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沒有

279
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保險套

280
00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:10,164
對不起…

281
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醒啦

282
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:29,100
你坐在那裡咬指甲多久了？

283
00:22:32,061 --> 00:22:33,312
幫妳泡了薄荷茶

284
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好喔

285
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跟八年級脫你褲子那時比起來

286
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你的老二真的長大好多

287
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:49,620
你還記得嗎？

288
00:22:49,703 --> 00:22:51,747
莉物浦老師恨死我了

289
00:22:51,831 --> 00:22:53,332
我還因此留校察看

290
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好吧，昨晚可能不夠美好

291
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,468
但不是每個人第一次
就能像妮姬米娜

292
00:23:04,552 --> 00:23:06,220
一樣上手吧？

293
00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:19,942
你是怎樣？

294
00:23:23,612 --> 00:23:25,030
我該滾蛋嗎？

295
00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:29,451
靠

296
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–我搞砸了
–我的天哪

297
00:23:31,537 --> 00:23:33,289
莉兒，聽我說

298
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我不希望有任何改變

299
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,710
我不該這麼做的，我搞砸了

300
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,629
我腦袋不清楚，我不是故意的

301
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–“腦袋不清楚”？
–妳懂我意思

302
00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:45,509
妳對我來說很特別

303
00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:47,011
–妳是我的好朋友
–好朋友？

304
00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:48,888
我不覺得這樣叫好朋友！

305
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所以我才一直不提這件事

306
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–什麼事？
–妳對我有感覺的事，莉兒

307
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所以你就這樣讓我耗了八年？

308
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沒有，莉兒，妳是我最好的朋友

309
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聽你在放屁，文斯！

310
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聽你在放屁

311
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我知道你對我也有感覺

312
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莉兒

313
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我只是沒有感覺…

314
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文斯

315
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妳是我最好的朋友

316
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,965
–那不是…
–還好嗎？

317
00:24:25,049 --> 00:24:27,176
–文斯，愛睡鬼
–對

318
00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:32,973
–我們談一下好嗎？
–走開

319
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我叫你走開

320
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,809
–走開！
–好

321
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:41,565
知道嗎？或許我不是妮姬米娜

322
00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:43,400
但你也不是舞力麥克

323
00:24:44,235 --> 00:24:46,820
莉兒，等一下，莉兒，別走

324
00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,239
莉兒，等一下

325
00:25:06,090 --> 00:25:09,677
我要跟大家講件事
姊妹們，我們被洗腦了

326
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,804
我們從很小就被洗腦了，怎麼說呢？

327
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因為童話故事

328
00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:16,600
妳是公主，要尋找妳的王子

329
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妳的王子不會完美

330
00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:20,396
但他會改變的，可能吧

331
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,358
不相信？《美女與野獸》

332
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愛上那頭野獸

333
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他背上有坨肉又怎樣？
他有口臭又怎樣？

334
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:33,367
他有一顆牙齒啊
“他說不定會變成什麼東西”

335
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該是清醒的時候了

336
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,747
不要再被鬼童話故事騙了

337
00:25:38,831 --> 00:25:40,457
姊妹們，有沒有在聽？

338
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脫口秀酒吧，開麥之夜

339
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抱歉

340
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媽的！

341
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:09,570
上吧

342
00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:12,281
去他媽的

343
00:26:27,755 --> 00:26:30,174
嗨，我叫莉兒帕克

344
00:26:32,468 --> 00:26:33,552
我…

345
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,435
去他媽的

346
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:49,151
這是我跟自己講的話

347
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:52,905
十分鐘前在外面，在我…

348
00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:54,239
在我走進來之前

349
00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:58,035
我從來沒幹過這種事

350
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,247
今天第一次約會的人，抱歉囉

351
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:04,792
不會有下一次了

352
00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:08,003
謝謝，謝謝你的飲料

353
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,257
老闆可以招待他免費續杯嗎？

354
00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,178
好的，舉手時間

355
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:19,139
現場有多少人

356
00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:22,267
曾經心被撕裂

357
00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:25,062
一路裂到屁眼去

358
00:27:27,106 --> 00:27:29,191
兇手還是你的好朋友

359
00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:32,194
因為你們上床了？

360
00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:35,322
而且還是你的第一次

361
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:38,784
沒錯，我即將毀了你們的美好夜晚

362
00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:42,996
你為什麼沒在笑？

363
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,457
我今晚的約會對象沒出現

364
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,793
–妳等一下有空嗎？
–跟你嗎？

365
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,214
脫口秀酒吧，紐約市

366
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:03,892
耶！

367
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,855
兩年後

368
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:09,148
布魯克林晚安！

369
00:28:09,231 --> 00:28:11,358
有多少人看到外面看板上我的名字

370
00:28:11,442 --> 00:28:13,068
以為我是饒舌歌手的？

371
00:28:13,152 --> 00:28:16,196
是“莉兒”的關係，莉兒帕克

372
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,323
是說我也可以當饒舌歌手喔

373
00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:20,367
你想，跟那…

374
00:28:20,951 --> 00:28:22,619
你想摩擦一下，跟那…

375
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:24,788
真是

376
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,832
去你們的，你們都性別歧視啦

377
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,419
如果我是男的，就會講這些

378
00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:32,463
“然後，那鮑魚…”

379
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,298
你們就會：“讚啦！”

380
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,674
站起來大拍手

381
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,968
別想耍我，我清楚得很

382
00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:42,097
我說：“我要去上東區

383
00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:45,267
“因為我的小妹妹心情不美麗”

384
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:48,270
我把腳放這樣，蓋瑞，抓住我的腳

385
00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:52,191
那玩意給我

386
00:28:53,192 --> 00:28:54,276
抓住我的腳

387
00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,948
別擔心，我會把他還給老婆大人

388
00:29:01,617 --> 00:29:02,868
我在辦公室裡

389
00:29:02,951 --> 00:29:07,498
那位大姊沒直接對著英…陰…

390
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:08,624
–陰唇？
–陰唇

391
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:10,542
怎麼說去了，蓋瑞？

392
00:29:11,627 --> 00:29:12,836
陰…陰唇

393
00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:15,464
蓋瑞，你要是害我掉下去
我會告你喔

394
00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:17,508
漂亮

395
00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:21,386
掌聲謝謝蓋瑞！

396
00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:35,150
–見鬼了！
–見鬼了！

397
00:29:35,234 --> 00:29:36,068
–嗨
–妳…

398
00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:37,528
–我的天哪
–謝謝，嗨

399
00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:41,156
哇，妳天殺的超猛的啦，莉兒

400
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:42,783
是吧？

401
00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:44,910
她的確很厲害

402
00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:47,079
一直都很厲害，文斯

403
00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:52,543
莉兒，我去拿杯喝的

404
00:29:55,504 --> 00:29:57,506
姊姊在盯著你們

405
00:29:57,714 --> 00:29:58,799
小尷尬

406
00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:00,842
–謝謝妳的表演
–謝謝

407
00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:02,844
謝謝，掰

408
00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:09,893
真的是沒想到耶

409
00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:10,852
真的

410
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:15,941
我做這個差不多一年了

411
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,444
感覺超好的，所以呢

412
00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:21,780
就看看結果會怎樣

413
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:24,283
還有什麼好看的？妳超強的

414
00:30:24,741 --> 00:30:26,743
–是喔
–我超以妳為榮的

415
00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:29,788
你呢？超久沒見到你咧

416
00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:31,081
對啊，真的

417
00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:33,125
謝謝，非常感謝

418
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:34,459
–很精彩
–謝謝

419
00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:36,503
沒關係，我了解

420
00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:39,339
我回來幾個禮拜

421
00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:41,842
我出國一陣子了

422
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,969
–是喔
–對啊，布拉格

423
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:45,470
–布拉格？
–對

424
00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:47,806
就出國留學嘛

425
00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:50,434
我可以教教小孩，旅行歐洲

426
00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:53,520
媽的恭喜你，文斯，超棒的

427
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:56,481
–很精彩，超讚的
–謝謝，掰

428
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:03,363
我想念妳，俄亥俄仔

429
00:31:06,241 --> 00:31:07,534
我想念我們

430
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:12,247
我們要不要…

431
00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:15,292
你要不要…

432
00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:18,128
好

433
00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:21,340
–妳知道最殘忍的是什麼嗎？
–什麼？

434
00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:23,675
–妳叫妳姊把我設為黑名單
–沒錯

435
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:25,427
–她到現在還恨死你
–糟糕

436
00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:26,803
真的

437
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,437
莉兒

438
00:31:39,524 --> 00:31:41,735
–我真的不是故意傷害…
–文斯

439
00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:43,779
我知道

440
00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:45,864
我沒事

441
00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:49,076
好

442
00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:51,662
好

443
00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:59,127
這樣對我們兩個好像都還不賴

444
00:31:59,503 --> 00:32:01,254
–什麼？
–不碰面

445
00:32:03,548 --> 00:32:04,508
是啊

446
00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:07,636
我有機會稍微成熟一點

447
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,681
找到我自己的生活模式

448
00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:13,016
但我討厭這樣

449
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:18,230
天哪

450
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:22,859
超誇張的，終於又可以跟妳坐在一起

451
00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:24,611
結果我三週後又要走了

452
00:32:26,321 --> 00:32:27,406
這樣的話

453
00:32:28,573 --> 00:32:31,326
我們又可以做三週的好朋友

454
00:32:31,410 --> 00:32:33,620
–嘿
–期待嗎？

455
00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:35,288
超期待的

456
00:32:39,251 --> 00:32:41,128
這什麼鬼？誰把你搞成這樣？

457
00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:43,547
–什麼意思？
–拜託

458
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,757
–你看看
–那是誰把妳搞成這樣？

459
00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:47,634
這叫發光發熱，好嗎？

460
00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:48,885
–對啦
–看好了

461
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,679
–妳的狀態真的超好
–謝啦

462
00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:52,723
–看起來真的超美的
–謝謝

463
00:32:57,018 --> 00:33:00,731
小時候，我夢想著與文森納瓦雷斯

464
00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:03,358
共度一生

465
00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:08,572
現在想想，這計畫算是實現了

466
00:33:57,287 --> 00:33:59,289
字幕翻譯： 賴小獅

467
00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:01,374
創意監督
謝慧霓