1 00:00:11,096 --> 00:00:14,433 ♪ We face the music together ♪ 2 00:00:15,768 --> 00:00:19,062 ♪ And throw our hats in the ring ♪ 3 00:00:22,316 --> 00:00:25,194 ♪ Facing all kinds of weather ♪ 4 00:00:27,404 --> 00:00:30,866 ♪ And not afraid of anything ♪ 5 00:00:30,991 --> 00:00:33,035 ♪ Hey ♪ 6 00:00:33,118 --> 00:00:35,746 ♪ When the sun comes up, we'll be on our way ♪ 7 00:00:35,829 --> 00:00:38,081 ♪ And we don't care where we land ♪ 8 00:00:38,165 --> 00:00:41,835 ♪ And the waves are high, but we won't turn round ♪ 9 00:00:41,919 --> 00:00:44,630 ♪ 'Cause your hand is in my hand ♪ 10 00:00:44,713 --> 00:00:46,590 ♪ And, oh-oh ♪ 11 00:00:46,673 --> 00:00:50,385 ♪ You make me feel invincible ♪ 12 00:00:50,469 --> 00:00:53,305 ♪ 'Cause it's you and me ♪ 13 00:00:53,388 --> 00:00:56,183 ♪ Through the wind and hail ♪ 14 00:00:56,266 --> 00:01:01,313 ♪ Setting sail into the world ♪♪ 15 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,027 [emcee] Welcome to the stage 16 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,904 Lil Parker! 17 00:01:08,987 --> 00:01:10,155 [cheering and applause] 18 00:01:11,198 --> 00:01:13,200 - [woman] Yeah! - [barking] 19 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:15,244 - [whooping] - Yeah! 20 00:01:15,327 --> 00:01:18,121 How many of you saw my name on the marquee outside 21 00:01:18,205 --> 00:01:19,456 and thought I was a rapper? 22 00:01:19,498 --> 00:01:21,834 - [laughter] - It's okay. I forgive you. 23 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:24,837 But, anyway, tonight is a real special night, 24 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,673 and it's for my ladies... 25 00:01:27,756 --> 00:01:29,091 [cheering] 26 00:01:29,174 --> 00:01:30,217 [whoops] 27 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,386 Shout-out to the ladies! 28 00:01:32,469 --> 00:01:34,304 Yeah, so tonight is not gonna be about 29 00:01:34,388 --> 00:01:36,098 those relationships with the fuckboys 30 00:01:36,181 --> 00:01:37,933 who ruined us and, you know, 31 00:01:38,016 --> 00:01:40,269 left us on the side of the road for dead 32 00:01:40,352 --> 00:01:41,854 and then threw that bitch back in reverse 33 00:01:41,937 --> 00:01:44,606 - and went over us again. It's not... - [laughter, gasping] 34 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:46,608 It's not about them tonight. 35 00:01:46,692 --> 00:01:48,527 It's not about how we love 36 00:01:48,610 --> 00:01:51,363 or-or don't love someone else. 37 00:01:51,446 --> 00:01:53,198 It's about how we love ourselves. 38 00:01:53,282 --> 00:01:55,117 [cheering and applause] 39 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,786 [whistling] 40 00:01:57,870 --> 00:02:00,706 And then how we fuck that shit up, too. [chuckles] 41 00:02:00,789 --> 00:02:02,457 [laughter] 42 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:04,918 [cheering and applause] 43 00:02:05,002 --> 00:02:07,004 ♪ ♪ 44 00:02:21,351 --> 00:02:23,353 [♪ A Tribe Called Quest: "Find a Way"] 45 00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:27,816 [Lil] Once upon a time, when I was 12 years old, 46 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:30,819 my family moved to Brooklyn from Cleveland, Ohio. 47 00:02:30,903 --> 00:02:32,738 Sure, for most kids, 48 00:02:32,821 --> 00:02:34,823 it would've definitely been a culture shock. 49 00:02:34,865 --> 00:02:36,992 Liliane, wait a sec. 50 00:02:37,075 --> 00:02:39,202 [Lil] Which it was. 51 00:02:39,286 --> 00:02:41,204 But in my fairy tale, 52 00:02:41,288 --> 00:02:42,748 Brooklyn was so... 53 00:02:42,831 --> 00:02:44,082 Cool. 54 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:46,668 Liliane, wait a second! 55 00:02:46,752 --> 00:02:48,170 [screaming] 56 00:02:48,253 --> 00:02:50,547 - [laughing] - ♪ Got a leash and I wish ♪ 57 00:02:50,631 --> 00:02:53,383 - ♪ Just to rock you, miss, make a militant move ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 58 00:02:53,467 --> 00:02:55,844 - ♪ Peep my strategy, end of the day, you're not ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 59 00:02:55,928 --> 00:02:58,722 - ♪ Mad at me, not dealing with nobody, now, that's what ♪ - ♪ Ugh ♪ 60 00:02:58,805 --> 00:03:00,974 - ♪ You told me, I said, "Hey, yo, it's cool ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 61 00:03:01,058 --> 00:03:02,726 - ♪ We can just be friendly," 'cause, yo ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 62 00:03:02,809 --> 00:03:04,436 ♪ Picture me messing it up ♪ 63 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:07,189 ♪ Her mind not corrupt, with the ill C-cups... 64 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:09,441 [Arturo] You were gonna say it. Fact, you know what, 65 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,944 - I'm the man. I'll say it. - Yeah. Yo. 66 00:03:12,027 --> 00:03:13,445 [Arturo] 'Ey, 67 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:14,613 you a lesbian or somethin'? 68 00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:15,989 [Moose] We ain't judgin'. 69 00:03:16,073 --> 00:03:17,407 [Arturo] Nah, we ain't judgin'. 70 00:03:17,491 --> 00:03:18,617 My favorite auntie a lesbian. 71 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,702 Yeah, she mad cool, dawg. 72 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:21,870 Mad cool. 73 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:23,956 So, lesbian or no lesbian? 74 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:26,249 No. I'm not a lesbian. 75 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:28,543 Why you always wearing pants and ties and stuff then? 76 00:03:28,627 --> 00:03:29,962 'Cause I like them. 77 00:03:30,045 --> 00:03:31,380 And I look good in them. 78 00:03:31,463 --> 00:03:33,382 Look, our bad. You know, we kinda just assumed 79 00:03:33,465 --> 00:03:35,217 - you was... - See? 80 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,386 That's the thing about assumptions. 81 00:03:37,469 --> 00:03:40,597 When you assume, you make a ass out of you. 82 00:03:40,681 --> 00:03:42,099 - [gasping, chuckling] - Damn. My bad. 83 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:43,350 Yo, look, we ain't mean to... 84 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:44,935 So neither one of you 85 00:03:45,018 --> 00:03:46,395 need to be sweatin' what I wear. 86 00:03:46,478 --> 00:03:48,313 - Okay? - [gasping] 87 00:03:48,397 --> 00:03:50,148 Or maybe y'all just jealous. 88 00:03:50,232 --> 00:03:51,316 - What? - Jealous? 89 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,235 My Jordans are fire. 90 00:03:53,318 --> 00:03:54,403 And you need to stop telling girls 91 00:03:54,486 --> 00:03:55,904 how they can and cannot dress. 92 00:03:55,988 --> 00:03:57,906 We're a little too young to be dippin' our toes 93 00:03:57,990 --> 00:04:00,450 - in misogyny, don't you think? - [gasping, laughter] - [Vince] Yo! 94 00:04:00,534 --> 00:04:02,119 Sit your punk asses down. 95 00:04:02,202 --> 00:04:03,954 [Arturo] She's the one name-calling. 96 00:04:04,037 --> 00:04:06,456 And your shoes ain't even that fire, yo. 97 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:07,457 - They need a good cleaning. - [Moose chuckling] 98 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:09,251 Damn. Let's get out of here. 99 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:11,086 [Moose] Goodbye, Queen. 100 00:04:12,838 --> 00:04:13,964 Liliane, right? 101 00:04:14,047 --> 00:04:16,008 Wrong. Lil. 102 00:04:16,091 --> 00:04:17,759 Hi. I'm Vince. 103 00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:19,052 Student council president. 104 00:04:19,136 --> 00:04:21,638 I should've introduced myself a week ago. 105 00:04:21,722 --> 00:04:24,516 I'm Lil. [chuckles softly] 106 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:26,560 I can fight my own battles, you know. 107 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:28,228 I can see that. 108 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,564 - ♪ ♪ - [Lil sighs] 109 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:32,983 And that was the moment I fell in love 110 00:04:33,066 --> 00:04:35,485 with Vincent D. Naravaez. 111 00:04:35,569 --> 00:04:39,531 Our kids are going to be so beautiful. 112 00:04:39,614 --> 00:04:41,199 Mrs. Liliane Naravaez. 113 00:04:41,283 --> 00:04:43,910 Liliane Parker-Naravaez. 114 00:04:43,994 --> 00:04:46,955 I ain't want to just give up my last name. 115 00:04:47,039 --> 00:04:49,041 ♪ ♪ 116 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:51,877 - [♪ Nas: "I Know I Can"] - ♪ Boys and girls, listen up ♪ 117 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,503 ♪ You can be anything in the world ♪ 118 00:04:53,587 --> 00:04:55,547 ♪ In God we trust, an architect, doctor ♪ 119 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:57,257 - ♪ Maybe an actress... - Hey. 120 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,301 They think you're still mad at them from earlier. 121 00:04:59,384 --> 00:05:00,969 We're cool! 122 00:05:01,053 --> 00:05:03,305 - We "F" with you, Ohio! - We "F" with you, Ohio! 123 00:05:03,388 --> 00:05:05,098 What are you listening to? 124 00:05:05,182 --> 00:05:06,683 ♪ Do drugs and you came to sing ♪ 125 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:08,268 ♪ So if you gonna be the best ♪ 126 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,020 ♪ I'm-a tell you how, put your hands... 127 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:12,814 - Old-school. I like it. - ♪ I know I can ♪ 128 00:05:12,898 --> 00:05:14,816 ♪ I know I can ♪ 129 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,401 - Oh, no. [chuckles] - ♪ Be what I wanna be ♪ 130 00:05:16,485 --> 00:05:18,195 Why are you so loud? 131 00:05:18,278 --> 00:05:19,988 - ♪ If I work hard at it ♪ - ♪ I'll be where ♪ 132 00:05:20,072 --> 00:05:22,783 - ♪ I wanna be ♪ - ♪ I'll be where I wanna be ♪ 133 00:05:22,866 --> 00:05:24,367 - ♪ I know I can, I know I can ♪ - Nice. 134 00:05:24,451 --> 00:05:25,911 ♪ Be what I wanna be ♪ 135 00:05:25,994 --> 00:05:27,079 ♪ Be what I wanna be ♪♪ 136 00:05:27,162 --> 00:05:28,121 You play? 137 00:05:28,205 --> 00:05:29,873 Point guard. You? 138 00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:32,584 Playa, let's go. You ain't got it like that. 139 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,294 And, more importantly, I'm trying to get 140 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,712 that pastrami sub like yesterday. 141 00:05:35,796 --> 00:05:37,672 Yeah, for real. We hungry, man! 142 00:05:37,756 --> 00:05:39,382 [Arturo] Corny ass. 143 00:05:39,466 --> 00:05:41,343 Maybe we can play a pickup game sometime. 144 00:05:41,426 --> 00:05:43,095 Maybe. 145 00:05:43,178 --> 00:05:44,971 [indistinct chatter] 146 00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:52,437 Ohio! 147 00:05:52,521 --> 00:05:54,439 [indistinct chatter] 148 00:05:54,523 --> 00:05:56,608 Where you at, Ohio?! 149 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:58,819 Ohio, where are you?! 150 00:05:58,902 --> 00:05:59,903 Hey! 151 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:04,574 Hey. [chuckles] 152 00:06:06,993 --> 00:06:08,745 - Meet me at the park in ten. - [♪ Santigold: "Creator"] 153 00:06:08,829 --> 00:06:11,915 ♪ All the attention that it brings ♪ 154 00:06:11,998 --> 00:06:15,168 ♪ Tell me no, I say yes, I was chosen ♪ 155 00:06:15,252 --> 00:06:18,755 ♪ And I will deliver the explosion ♪ 156 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:21,925 ♪ Can't say it's gonna get me far ♪ 157 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:24,761 ♪ Do no good to say what you are ♪ 158 00:06:24,845 --> 00:06:28,431 ♪ I run the streets and I break up houses ♪ 159 00:06:28,515 --> 00:06:31,935 ♪ River runs deep and the flame devours it ♪ 160 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:33,770 ♪ Me, I'm a creator ♪ 161 00:06:33,854 --> 00:06:35,147 ♪ Thrill is to make it up ♪ 162 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:36,565 ♪ The rules I break got me ♪ 163 00:06:36,648 --> 00:06:39,067 ♪ A place up on the radar ♪ 164 00:06:39,151 --> 00:06:40,402 ♪ Me, I'm a taker ♪ 165 00:06:40,485 --> 00:06:42,070 ♪ Know what the stakes are ♪ 166 00:06:42,154 --> 00:06:44,239 ♪ Can't roll it back, it's understood ♪ 167 00:06:44,322 --> 00:06:45,157 ♪ Got to play our cards ♪ 168 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,366 ♪ Me, I'm a creator ♪ 169 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:48,368 ♪ Thrill is to make it up ♪ 170 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:51,371 ♪ The rules I break got me a place up on the radar ♪ 171 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,790 ♪ Me, I'm a taker ♪ 172 00:06:53,874 --> 00:06:55,917 ♪ Know what the stakes are, can't roll it back ♪ 173 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:58,295 ♪ It's understood, got to play our cards ♪ 174 00:06:58,378 --> 00:07:00,046 ♪ Sit tight, I know what you are ♪ 175 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,464 ♪ Mad bright but you ain't no star ♪ 176 00:07:01,548 --> 00:07:03,258 ♪ Polish up till you make it gleam ♪ 177 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:05,468 ♪ Your M.O., I know what you mean ♪ 178 00:07:05,552 --> 00:07:07,137 ♪ I know what you here for now, words out ♪ 179 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,471 - No! - ♪ You're an idea whore though ♪ 180 00:07:08,555 --> 00:07:09,890 - ♪ Now, don't you crush on me ♪ - [chuckles] 181 00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:11,224 ♪ I'll see you in your pipe dreams ♪ 182 00:07:11,308 --> 00:07:12,726 - Hey! - ♪ Whether or not you know ♪ 183 00:07:12,809 --> 00:07:14,978 ♪ It's true, you're who they dictate to ♪ 184 00:07:15,061 --> 00:07:16,313 ♪ That shit must hurt real bad ♪ 185 00:07:16,396 --> 00:07:18,064 ♪ Fakin' what you wish you had ♪ 186 00:07:18,148 --> 00:07:21,568 ♪ Me, I'm a creator, thrill is to make it up ♪ 187 00:07:21,651 --> 00:07:23,820 - ♪ The rules I break got me a place... - You want to eat? 188 00:07:23,904 --> 00:07:26,239 My mom can make us some banana PB&Js. 189 00:07:26,323 --> 00:07:27,574 ♪ Know what the stakes are... 190 00:07:27,657 --> 00:07:28,950 You're a Brooklyn kid now. 191 00:07:29,034 --> 00:07:29,993 You got to eat like one. 192 00:07:30,076 --> 00:07:31,703 And how do Brooklyn kids eat? 193 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:32,746 Let's go. 194 00:07:32,829 --> 00:07:34,164 Race you. 195 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:37,209 [siren wailing in distance] 196 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:39,294 Here we are. 197 00:07:41,922 --> 00:07:43,882 Wow. 198 00:07:44,883 --> 00:07:46,885 [horns honking in distance] 199 00:07:54,643 --> 00:07:56,686 And you're gonna want one of these. 200 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,488 [chuckles] 201 00:08:06,571 --> 00:08:07,864 I told you. 202 00:08:07,948 --> 00:08:09,324 I call it sriracha surprise. 203 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:11,076 How'd you know I like sriracha? 204 00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:13,078 I know a sriracha lover when I see one. 205 00:08:13,161 --> 00:08:14,329 [horns honking] 206 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:16,081 [chuckles] 207 00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:19,626 [laughing] 208 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:21,795 You know what I want to be when I grow up? 209 00:08:21,878 --> 00:08:23,630 [Vince] What? 210 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:25,590 - A comedian. - Definitely. 211 00:08:25,674 --> 00:08:27,968 My mom loves Wanda... Skies? 212 00:08:28,051 --> 00:08:30,887 [chuckles] Yeah. Wanda Sykes. 213 00:08:30,971 --> 00:08:32,264 Want to hear a joke? 214 00:08:32,347 --> 00:08:33,265 Always. 215 00:08:33,348 --> 00:08:34,599 Why do rappers need umbrellas? 216 00:08:34,683 --> 00:08:35,600 Why? 217 00:08:35,684 --> 00:08:37,185 Fo' drizzle. 218 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:38,311 [chuckling] 219 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:40,188 That was a good one. 220 00:08:40,272 --> 00:08:43,525 You're way funnier than all the guys in our class. 221 00:08:43,608 --> 00:08:44,609 [beep] 222 00:08:44,693 --> 00:08:45,652 Oh. Hold on. 223 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,028 It's probably for my tía. 224 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,531 How y'all doin' tonight? 225 00:08:49,614 --> 00:08:52,033 I said, how y'all doin' tonight? 226 00:08:52,117 --> 00:08:53,702 [beep] 227 00:08:53,785 --> 00:08:54,703 Oh, my God. 228 00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:55,954 What's wrong? 229 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:58,456 Jessica Peña just told Arturo she likes me. 230 00:08:58,540 --> 00:09:00,125 She wants to know if I like her back. 231 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:01,334 Do you like her? 232 00:09:01,418 --> 00:09:02,752 Yeah. Duh. 233 00:09:02,836 --> 00:09:04,462 It's Jessica Peña. 234 00:09:04,546 --> 00:09:06,214 Everybody likes Jessica Peña. 235 00:09:06,298 --> 00:09:07,674 What should I do? 236 00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:09,175 [sighs] 237 00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:12,637 You should definitely tell her. 238 00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:14,139 It's Jessica Peña. 239 00:09:14,222 --> 00:09:16,016 Thanks, Lil. You're the best. 240 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:17,892 [click] 241 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:21,938 Jessica Peña. 242 00:09:22,022 --> 00:09:26,401 How long was Sleeping Beauty out before she got that kiss? 243 00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:29,195 Hey, Lil, good job. 244 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:30,822 - Way to go, Lil. - Great game, Lil. 245 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:32,157 What's up? 246 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,783 [girl] Go, Panthers! 247 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:35,869 ♪ ♪ 248 00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:42,792 Hey. 249 00:09:42,876 --> 00:09:44,961 Wow, it is getting long. 250 00:09:45,045 --> 00:09:46,129 Long enough? 251 00:09:46,212 --> 00:09:47,797 - Yes. - Where you been hiding? 252 00:09:47,881 --> 00:09:49,424 I'm getting ready for next year, fool. 253 00:09:49,507 --> 00:09:51,509 I mean, not everybody got a full ride to Harvard. 254 00:09:51,593 --> 00:09:54,721 Please. A scholarship to Fordham's not nothing. 255 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:56,389 Plus, Mom and Dad get to keep you close. 256 00:09:56,473 --> 00:09:57,891 - Yeah. - [bell ringing] 257 00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:59,768 So... 258 00:09:59,851 --> 00:10:02,687 - Prom. You going? - No. No. 259 00:10:02,771 --> 00:10:05,357 - Yes. Oh, no. - I don't like... I hate dances. 260 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,067 - Come on, dance with me. Hey! - What? No. 261 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:09,319 - [singing in Italian] - Oh, my gosh. 262 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:15,283 - Ah! - ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 263 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:19,287 Hey! [continues singing in Italian] 264 00:10:21,623 --> 00:10:23,124 ♪ Da, la, la, la, la ♪♪ 265 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:25,585 - Yeah. - Come on, Ohio, it's our last year together. 266 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,670 - You gotta go. - [Arturo] Ayyo! 267 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:30,173 My mans, my mans! 268 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:33,343 Am I your A-1 since day one or what? 269 00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:35,762 - What happened? - First, answer the question. 270 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:38,807 Am I your A-1 since day one or what? 271 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,892 Come on, you're doing a lot. It better be piping hot. 272 00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:43,269 It's lukewarm, but this moment is beautiful, though. 273 00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:44,562 - Let me hear it, Vince. - Bro, 274 00:10:44,646 --> 00:10:47,941 you are my A-1 since day one. 275 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,526 You're damn right. You want to know why? 276 00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:51,194 - Why? - [Moose] Love is the answer. 277 00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:53,363 - Delfia and Ernesto, they broke up. - Mm-hmm. 278 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:55,824 - And? - And word on the street is 279 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,575 it's because of Vince. 280 00:10:57,659 --> 00:10:59,494 Yeah. 281 00:10:59,577 --> 00:11:01,287 We kind of hooked up over the weekend. 282 00:11:01,371 --> 00:11:04,249 - [Arturo] Hoo, hoo! - I was about to tell you. 283 00:11:04,332 --> 00:11:07,210 [Moose] Ha, ha! Damn, son! 284 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:09,170 Nah, nah, he's stealthy. 285 00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:12,507 - [laughter] - Told you. 286 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:14,092 - [bell ringing] - Yo, man, 287 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:15,635 I told you. I knew it. 288 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,720 ♪ ♪ 289 00:11:19,222 --> 00:11:21,224 [indistinct chatter] 290 00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:29,691 I really was about to tell you. 291 00:11:31,443 --> 00:11:34,195 What? Daffodil pop your cherry? 292 00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:37,824 Listen, not all of us are saving it for the one. 293 00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:39,492 Yeah. But, you know, 294 00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:42,996 not all of us is giving it away to just anyone, either. 295 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:44,539 Ouch. 296 00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:46,082 Let me get that. 297 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,460 Come on. 298 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:57,051 [Vince gasps] 299 00:11:58,052 --> 00:11:59,971 [♪ Frank Ocean: "Pink + White"] 300 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:02,056 Why we never talk about who you like at school? 301 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:04,809 - Mm, 'cause. - 'Cause why? 302 00:12:04,893 --> 00:12:07,395 - 'Cause. - Don't say you don't like anybody at school, 303 00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:09,272 - either, 'cause I'll know your ass is lying. - 'Cause. 304 00:12:09,355 --> 00:12:11,774 [chuckles] "'Cause." 305 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:14,652 - Yellow? - Thank you. 306 00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:16,154 All right. 307 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:17,906 - Take a look. - [gasps] 308 00:12:17,989 --> 00:12:19,699 - I'm finished. - Oh, shit. 309 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,743 - Good luck to you. - [chuckles] 310 00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:23,745 ♪ Halfway on a slow move... 311 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:26,164 - I look dumb as fuck. - Terrible is what it is. 312 00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:27,665 Embarrassing. 313 00:12:27,749 --> 00:12:30,126 I mean, I just hope nobody see me with you tonight. 314 00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:31,753 So, like, you don't think you could be any more embarrassed 315 00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:33,713 - than you are right now? - Highly doubt it. 316 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,757 - Highly doubt it, do you? - Mm-hmm. 317 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,760 Because... 318 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:41,596 - I'd really hate to do anything to embarrass you even more! - Hey! 319 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:44,098 - Vince! - Everybody! Everybody, listen up! 320 00:12:44,182 --> 00:12:45,892 I have to let you know... 321 00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:47,602 - Shut up! - ...that the very last thing 322 00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:49,354 - I want to do right now... - Stop it! 323 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:51,147 - You are being... - ...is be an embarrassment 324 00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:53,983 - to my best friend, Lil. - Shut... 325 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,069 - Liliane Elizabeth Parker! - Vincent! 326 00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:57,904 - She did this to me! - No, I did not. 327 00:12:57,987 --> 00:12:59,447 - She did this to me! - I would never! 328 00:12:59,531 --> 00:13:02,116 I would never! [chuckles] 329 00:13:03,743 --> 00:13:07,997 ♪ It's all downhill from here ♪ 330 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:10,416 ♪ Remember life... 331 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,002 - She lives right here. Right here. - I would never do that. 332 00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:15,922 You'll be... [laughs] 333 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:17,674 ♪ It all ends here ♪ 334 00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:20,635 ♪ Say "what up" to Matthew ♪ 335 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:22,720 ♪ To Shoob ♪ 336 00:13:22,804 --> 00:13:24,681 ♪ Say "what up" to Danny ♪ 337 00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:27,850 ♪ Say "what up" to life immortality ♪ 338 00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:29,477 [phone chimes] 339 00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:30,937 ♪ Bending up my Nikes ♪ 340 00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:34,107 ♪ Running out the Melpomene, nicotine ♪ 341 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,442 - ♪ Stealing granny cigs ♪ - ♪ Take it easy ♪ 342 00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,570 ♪ Gimme something sweet ♪ 343 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:41,614 ♪ Bitch, I might like immortality ♪ 344 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:45,618 ♪ This is life, life immortality ♪ 345 00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:49,872 ♪ Bending up my Nikes, running out the Melpomene... 346 00:13:49,956 --> 00:13:51,165 [Vince] Hey. 347 00:13:51,249 --> 00:13:53,418 There she is. 348 00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:56,129 - ♪ Take it easy ♪ - ♪ Gimme something sweet ♪♪ 349 00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:58,006 [chuckling] 350 00:13:58,089 --> 00:14:00,091 [Vince chuckles] 351 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:03,886 - Wow. - Yeah? 352 00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:08,141 [chuckles] 353 00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:15,106 [laughs] 354 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,566 See, since you skipped out on prom, 355 00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:18,901 I thought you were gonna try to skip out on this, too. 356 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,778 [exhales] 357 00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:22,864 Come here. 358 00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:38,129 Oh. 359 00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,298 There you go. 360 00:14:42,884 --> 00:14:44,886 Cheers. 361 00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:49,641 Mmm. 362 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:52,226 Yeah. I already told you. 363 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:53,853 I don't like dances. 364 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,732 But... [clears throat] 365 00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:02,820 [♪ Aaliyah: "At Your Best (You are Love)"] 366 00:15:02,904 --> 00:15:04,072 You are gonna dance with me 367 00:15:04,155 --> 00:15:05,531 on our last night together as seniors, right? 368 00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:07,992 ♪ Let me know ♪ 369 00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:09,786 [laughs] 370 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:13,247 ♪ Ah ♪ 371 00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:16,709 ♪ Let me know ♪ 372 00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:18,753 ♪ Let me know ♪ 373 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:22,924 - [laughs] - ♪ Let me know ♪ 374 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,928 ♪ When I feel ♪ 375 00:15:27,011 --> 00:15:30,306 ♪ What I feel ♪ 376 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:34,769 ♪ Sometimes it's hard to tell you so ♪ 377 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,396 [Lil chuckles] 378 00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:39,399 ♪ You may not be in the mood ♪ 379 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:41,401 [both] ♪ To learn ♪ 380 00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:43,820 ♪ What you think you know ♪ 381 00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:45,196 [Lil laughs] 382 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,616 - Hey. - Oh... 383 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:51,577 - ♪ There are times ♪ - [Lil] Yes. 384 00:15:51,661 --> 00:15:54,872 ♪ When I find ♪ 385 00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:59,877 ♪ You want to keep yourself from me ♪ 386 00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:03,339 ♪ When I don't have the strength ♪ 387 00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:04,966 ♪ I'm just a mirror... 388 00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,468 - What? - This is really nice. 389 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,721 Yeah. 390 00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:12,223 And I just... 391 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,934 I've been wanting to tell you... 392 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,019 - [clamoring] - What's good?! 393 00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:20,356 Senior class 2014! 394 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,150 - [Moose] Yeah! - [whooping] 395 00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:24,026 - [laughing] - Yes! 396 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,111 Oh... 397 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,195 [laughs] Yeah. 398 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:28,156 - Oh, damn. - Mmm. 399 00:16:28,239 --> 00:16:29,407 [Vince] What's up? 400 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,576 [Arturo] Mm-hmm. 401 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:35,371 - Yo, you better hurry up, my guy. - Watch out. 402 00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:36,539 The car for the after-party 403 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,207 waiting for your punk ass downstairs. 404 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:41,919 Oh, shit. We gotta go. 405 00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:44,088 ♪ La, ha-ha... 406 00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:46,758 [Lil] I have the dress, I have the slippers, 407 00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,676 but where is my happily ever after? 408 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,261 You coming? 409 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,513 All right, I'm coming. 410 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:54,515 - Ha-ha! - [whooping] 411 00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:56,809 [laughter] 412 00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,603 [Lil] My plan would have to wait. 413 00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,229 - [passionate moaning] - [♪ Jasmine Villegas: "Judgment"] 414 00:17:00,313 --> 00:17:02,482 ♪ Contrary to what you think of me ♪ 415 00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:04,233 ♪ I value my privacy ♪ 416 00:17:04,317 --> 00:17:06,277 ♪ I ain't gonna reveal everything ♪ 417 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,446 - [breathing heavily] - ♪ To satisfy your thirsty needs ♪ 418 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:11,449 ♪ Ooh, you can keep your rumors... 419 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,242 Thank you. 420 00:17:13,326 --> 00:17:15,912 Ah, thank you. 421 00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:17,914 ♪ Think you know but you don't know ♪ 422 00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:19,248 ♪ You don't know ♪ 423 00:17:19,332 --> 00:17:22,627 ♪ Just passing judgment, yeah... 424 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,170 Thank you. 425 00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,713 That was great. 426 00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:27,089 The pleasure was mine. 427 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:29,550 ♪ Check your assumptions ♪ 428 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:33,471 - ♪ You got me on your timeline ♪ - [phone chimes] 429 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,890 - ♪ You think you know what I'm like ♪♪ - Oh, shit. 430 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,391 We gotta go. 431 00:17:37,475 --> 00:17:39,268 You still want to go up tonight, right? 432 00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:42,271 First time, you should probably be there early, right? 433 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:44,023 Right. 434 00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:47,693 I'm-I'm nervous. 435 00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:49,612 I mean, I'm excited, but I'm nervous. 436 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,531 [phone chimes] 437 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,417 Who is it? 438 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:06,045 It's no one. [clears throat] 439 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,505 [phone chimes] 440 00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:17,974 Ignore it. 441 00:18:18,057 --> 00:18:19,809 [phone chimes] 442 00:18:21,561 --> 00:18:23,312 [chuckles] 443 00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:37,493 You're not gonna tell him? 444 00:18:37,577 --> 00:18:39,579 He's having a tough time. 445 00:18:39,662 --> 00:18:42,331 Let me know when you know what you want. 446 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,043 [door opens] 447 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,962 - [phone chimes] - [door slams] 448 00:18:51,257 --> 00:18:53,259 ♪ ♪ 449 00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:12,695 [indistinct chatter] 450 00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,908 [knocks on door] 451 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,537 Hey. Looking for Brooklyn? 452 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:22,872 He's in the shower. 453 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,584 What's up? 454 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,345 - [shower running] - [Vince] Hey, I'll be right out. 455 00:19:37,428 --> 00:19:39,013 Mm. 456 00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:50,691 [shower stops] 457 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,401 [shower curtain slides] 458 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:58,532 You're here. 459 00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:01,911 - Hi. No. Ah-ha-ha! - [cackling] 460 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,038 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 461 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,666 - Vince, you old... - You're here! 462 00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:08,793 Oh, I'm here, I'm here. 463 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,670 - I thought we were studying. - Look at you. 464 00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,380 Brooklyn? Are they calling you Brooklyn now? 465 00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:15,174 - Are you wearing makeup? - A little bit. 466 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,927 - Ah, you clean up nice. - Shut up. 467 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:22,223 Oh, come here. I missed you, Liliane. 468 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:24,392 Five more minutes. 469 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,523 [Lil chuckles] 470 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,609 So, what, all you need is five minutes? 471 00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:37,530 Oh, word? 472 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:41,742 [Vince laughs softly] 473 00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:45,079 ♪ ♪ 474 00:20:58,384 --> 00:20:59,427 Have you ever... 475 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,762 Not yet. 476 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:11,147 ♪ ♪ 477 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,982 [Lil chuckles] 478 00:21:15,401 --> 00:21:17,445 [zipper opens] 479 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,371 [both laugh] 480 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:36,922 [laughs] 481 00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:52,897 ♪ ♪ 482 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,783 [drawer closes] 483 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,663 - Ow. - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 484 00:22:09,747 --> 00:22:11,540 [both laughing] 485 00:22:11,624 --> 00:22:13,751 [hip-hop music playing faintly over headphones] 486 00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:22,551 [laughs] 487 00:22:22,635 --> 00:22:24,845 Mm, you're awake. 488 00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:27,598 How long have you been sitting there 489 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,100 biting your nails? 490 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:34,480 Uh, I got you peppermint tea. 491 00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:37,233 - [clears throat] - Okay. 492 00:22:41,487 --> 00:22:45,783 Your member has certainly grown 493 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,785 since I pantsed you in eighth grade. 494 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:50,079 - Do you remember that? - [scoffs] 495 00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:53,207 Mrs. Liverpool hated me. I got detention for that. 496 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,836 [music continues over headphones] 497 00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:01,841 Okay, so last night wasn't that great, but, you know, 498 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,843 not everybody can be busting it open like Nicki Minaj 499 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:06,220 on your first go, right? 500 00:23:17,273 --> 00:23:19,150 - Oh... - What's wrong with you? 501 00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,651 Huh? 502 00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:25,281 Well, should I leave? 503 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,491 [sighs] 504 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:29,201 Oh, shit. 505 00:23:29,285 --> 00:23:31,328 - I fucked up. - Oh, my God. 506 00:23:31,412 --> 00:23:33,247 Lil, look, 507 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:35,374 I don't want anything to change between us. 508 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,543 I-I shouldn't have done that. I messed up. 509 00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:40,379 I got my wires crossed and I-I didn't mean to do that. 510 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:43,591 - Got your wires crossed... - You know what I mean, all right? 511 00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:45,843 I just meant that you're special to me, Lil. 512 00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:48,846 - You're my friend. Y-You... - Friend? That's not what I would call this, Vince. 513 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:50,973 This is exactly why I never said anything about... 514 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,141 About what? 515 00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:53,726 About how you feel about me, Lil. 516 00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:56,437 So, what, y-you just left me hanging for eight years? 517 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,857 No. Lil, you're my best friend. 518 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,109 That's bullshit, Vince! 519 00:24:02,193 --> 00:24:03,777 [whispers] That's bullshit. 520 00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:06,530 Because I know you have feelings for me. 521 00:24:08,616 --> 00:24:11,869 Lil, I just don't feel... 522 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:14,997 Vince. 523 00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,627 You are my best friend. 524 00:24:22,463 --> 00:24:24,173 - Lil, wait, uh, that's... - [roommate] How's it going? 525 00:24:24,256 --> 00:24:26,091 - [Vince] That's not the... - Hey, Vince. Lover boy. 526 00:24:26,175 --> 00:24:27,218 - [door closes] - Uh, yeah. 527 00:24:30,721 --> 00:24:32,932 - Can we, can we talk? For a minute? Please? - [Lil] Move. 528 00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:35,851 - I want you to move. Move! - Okay. 529 00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:41,273 And you know what? Maybe I'm not Nicki Minaj, 530 00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:43,234 but you no Magic Mike, neither. 531 00:24:44,235 --> 00:24:46,195 Lil, wait. Stop. Lil. 532 00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:48,239 Please? Lil, wait. 533 00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:50,324 ♪ ♪ 534 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:03,879 [cheering over TV] 535 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,132 [Loni Love] And I'm-a tell y'all something. 536 00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:09,677 You know, women, we're brainwashed. 537 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,136 We're brainwashed really early. 538 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,764 Why? Because of fairy tales. 539 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,599 Fairy tales. "Find your prince." 540 00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:17,101 You're a princess, find your prince. 541 00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:18,852 But your prince is never gonna be perfect, 542 00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:21,605 but he'll change, maybe." 543 00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:24,316 You don't believe me? Beauty and the Beast. 544 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,568 - [laughter] - Fall in love with that Beast. 545 00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:30,406 "So what, he got a hump in his back and his breath smell and... 546 00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:33,325 he got one tooth. He might turn into something." 547 00:25:33,409 --> 00:25:35,869 - [laughs] - Time for me to do my own thing, 548 00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:38,497 and not get caught up in this fairy tale bullshit. 549 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,917 - Ladies, are you with me? - [cheering over TV] 550 00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:44,003 ♪ ♪ 551 00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:47,798 Oh, excuse me. Sorry. 552 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,102 [distant laughter] 553 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,104 [♪ Yseult: "Corps," lyrics in French] 554 00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:04,815 ♪ ♪ 555 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,614 Ah, fuck it. 556 00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:16,577 [heart beating] 557 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,662 ♪ ♪ 558 00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:30,632 Hi, my name is Lil Parker. 559 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,802 And I just, uh... 560 00:26:38,057 --> 00:26:39,892 [exhales] Okay. 561 00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:41,810 - Fuck it. - [microphone feedback] 562 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:49,109 "Fuck it" is just-just literally what I said to myself, 563 00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:51,445 like, ten minutes ago... [laughs softly] 564 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:54,198 ...outside before I, before I came in here. 565 00:26:54,281 --> 00:26:57,993 Because I've never done this before. 566 00:26:58,077 --> 00:26:59,620 [people murmuring] 567 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:03,165 Sorry to anyone here on a first date. 568 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:04,917 There won't be a second. 569 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,460 - [laughter] - Oh, thank you. 570 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:10,214 Thank you for the drink. [chuckles] 571 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,008 Can you get 'em a refill on the house? 572 00:27:13,092 --> 00:27:16,053 [whoops] So, show of hands, 573 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:18,347 how many of you have ever 574 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:21,975 had your heart ripped out 575 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:25,062 through your motherfucking asshole... 576 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:29,566 ...by the one true friend you ever had? 577 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:32,152 Directly after sexual intercourse? 578 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:35,406 - [audience groaning] - And it was the first time, too. 579 00:27:35,489 --> 00:27:37,157 Yes. 580 00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:38,742 I am about to fuck up your night. 581 00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:40,869 [laughter] 582 00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:43,247 So why you not laughing? 583 00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:44,915 My date was supposed to be here but she ain't show up. 584 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,750 So what are you doing after this? 585 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,710 - Uh, you? - [laughter] 586 00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:50,254 [applause] 587 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:55,092 ♪ This time, this time, this time ♪ 588 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,803 ♪ This time... 589 00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:00,180 [squeals] 590 00:28:00,264 --> 00:28:02,349 Ah! 591 00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:04,309 Yeah! Yes! 592 00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:05,936 ♪ This time... 593 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:07,729 [cheering, applause] 594 00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,440 [Lil] Brooklyn in the house! 595 00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:11,066 How many of you saw my name on the marquee outside 596 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,693 and thought I was a rapper? 597 00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:14,319 It's the "Lil" part. 598 00:28:14,403 --> 00:28:16,321 You know, "Lil Parker." 599 00:28:16,405 --> 00:28:18,323 Uh, I could be a rapper, though. I feel that. 600 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:20,617 ♪ You want to, with the ugh-ugh ♪ 601 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:23,579 ♪ You want to rub it with the ugh, get, ugh ♪♪ 602 00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:24,788 You know? [tongue clicks] 603 00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:26,790 Man, fuck y'all. Y'all sexist. 604 00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:29,668 - [laughter] - No, for real, 'cause if I was a dude, 605 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,211 I'd be up here talking about: ♪ Uh, in the pussy ♪ 606 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:32,629 ♪ In the, in the, ugh, ugh ♪♪ 607 00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:34,089 Y'all would've been like, "Yeah!" 608 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:35,466 Y'all would've been standing up out of y'all seats. 609 00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:37,342 Don't play with me. I know what it is. 610 00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:38,760 [cheering, applause] 611 00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:41,555 And I was like, "I'm going to the Upper East Side, 612 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:45,392 because, like, my vagina's depressed. 613 00:28:45,476 --> 00:28:47,186 And I had my leg up in the air. 614 00:28:47,269 --> 00:28:50,689 - Gary, hold the leg. - [audience cheering] 615 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:52,858 Uh, and give me that. 616 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:56,028 - And hold another leg. - [whooping, applause] 617 00:28:57,863 --> 00:29:00,532 Don't worry, I'll return to sender. 618 00:29:01,575 --> 00:29:03,243 So I'm in this office, 619 00:29:03,327 --> 00:29:05,162 and the mist is not going directly at the labia. 620 00:29:05,245 --> 00:29:08,624 Liby... La... The liby, labia? 621 00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:11,293 W-What is it, Gary? 622 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:13,128 - Labia... Labia. - [laughter] 623 00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,964 Gary, if you make me fall, I'm-a have to sue you. 624 00:29:16,048 --> 00:29:17,966 Yes. 625 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:20,928 Let's give it up for Gary! 626 00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:23,805 [cheering, applause] 627 00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,646 [laughs] 628 00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:33,482 ♪ You got the juice, I'm in the zone... 629 00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:35,567 - Holy shit. Hi. - Holy shit. You. 630 00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:37,486 - Oh, my God. - Thank you, thank you. Hi. 631 00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:41,698 Wow, you were fucking incredible, Lil. 632 00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:45,285 - Wasn't she? - She is incredible. 633 00:29:45,369 --> 00:29:47,329 Always has been, Vince. 634 00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:49,289 ♪ I got to know some things... 635 00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:52,626 Lil, I'm going to get myself a drink. 636 00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:54,920 ♪ Pop the, oh, champagne, shorty, watch it flow... 637 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:57,339 Big sis is watching. 638 00:29:57,422 --> 00:30:00,175 - Awkward. - Thanks so much. That was so fun. 639 00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:02,803 Oh, thank you, thank you. Bye. 640 00:30:02,886 --> 00:30:05,264 ♪ Party then, harder, got to get the Cristal... 641 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:08,809 [chuckles] Well, this is, this is a surprise. 642 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:11,270 For sure. Yeah. 643 00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:14,022 Well, I-I've been, um, 644 00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:16,608 doing this for about a year or so. 645 00:30:16,692 --> 00:30:19,444 Yeah. Feel-Feels really good, so... 646 00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:21,738 I'm-I'm just sort of seeing what happens with it. 647 00:30:21,822 --> 00:30:23,490 What's there to see? I mean, you're fucking doing it. 648 00:30:23,574 --> 00:30:26,743 - [chuckles] Yeah. - I'm so proud of you. 649 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:29,788 Well, what-what about you? Like, it-it's been forever. 650 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:32,916 - Yeah, it has. - [woman] Thank you so much. 651 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,543 Thank you. 652 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:36,503 Yeah, it's okay. I get it, though. 653 00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:39,339 Yeah, I'm back for, uh, a-a couple weeks 654 00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:41,842 and then I, I actually head overseas for a little bit. 655 00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,427 - R-Really? - Yeah. Prague. 656 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:46,054 - Prague? - Yeah. It's this... 657 00:30:46,138 --> 00:30:47,764 like, fancy study abroad thing. 658 00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:50,726 I get to, like, teach kids and travel Europe and shit. 659 00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:53,020 Well, congratu-fucking-lations, Vince. That's nice. 660 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:56,106 - Hey, nice job. That was great. - Oh. Thank you. Bye. 661 00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:58,984 ♪ All night, be gone till we get back ♪ 662 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:01,695 ♪ Yeah, you and me, girl, we get it... 663 00:31:01,778 --> 00:31:03,488 I miss you, Ohio. 664 00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:05,866 ♪ I get the bag, you got the juice... 665 00:31:05,949 --> 00:31:08,118 I miss us. 666 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:10,871 ♪ I got it on, tell me who's who... 667 00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:13,665 Should we... 668 00:31:13,749 --> 00:31:15,334 Do you want to...? 669 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:18,086 ♪ Gone till we get back, yeah, you and me, girl... 670 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:20,339 - [laughs] - But you know the coldest part, though? 671 00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:22,341 - What? - You had your sister block me, too? 672 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:25,177 - I sure did. And she still hates your ass, too. - Damn. 673 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,262 - Yeah, she really does. - [laughs] 674 00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:35,896 Hey, Lil? 675 00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:42,486 - You know I never meant to... - Vince. 676 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:45,697 I know. I'm okay. 677 00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:49,201 Yeah. 678 00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:51,828 Okay. 679 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,625 [exhales] 680 00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:59,211 It seem like it was good for both of us. 681 00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:01,296 - Yeah? - Not seeing each other. 682 00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:05,676 Yeah. 683 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:08,512 I had a chance to grow up a little. 684 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,223 And find my own way for once. 685 00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:13,225 I hated it, though. 686 00:32:15,227 --> 00:32:16,770 [chuckles] 687 00:32:16,853 --> 00:32:19,481 God... 688 00:32:19,564 --> 00:32:22,693 It's so crazy I finally get to be around you again, 689 00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,611 and I have to leave in three weeks. 690 00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:31,410 Well, then, I guess we got three weeks to be best friends again. 691 00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:33,995 - Hey. Hey. - Hey. You down? 692 00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:36,289 Yeah, I'm down. 693 00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,794 What's this? Who did this to you? 694 00:32:40,877 --> 00:32:42,045 What you mean, who did this to me? 695 00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,547 Yeah. I mean, come on. 696 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:44,673 - Right? The kicks... - Who did all of this to you? 697 00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:45,799 I mean, look. 698 00:32:45,882 --> 00:32:47,008 Look, it's called the glow-up, okay? 699 00:32:47,092 --> 00:32:48,593 - Yeah. - Check me out. 700 00:32:48,677 --> 00:32:50,679 - I'm not kidding, you look really good. - Thanks. 701 00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:52,764 - You look really good. - Thank you. 702 00:32:56,935 --> 00:33:00,021 When I was little, I dreamed of spending my whole life 703 00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:03,775 with Vincent D. Naravaez, 704 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:09,239 and now that I think about it, the plan kind of worked. 705 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:11,241 [laughs] 706 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:13,326 ♪ ♪ 707 00:33:20,584 --> 00:33:22,586 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪ 708 00:33:27,174 --> 00:33:29,176 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪ 709 00:33:45,942 --> 00:33:47,944 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪ 710 00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:54,451 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪♪