1
00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:02,229
摩登情愛

2
00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:12,782
愛我本來的樣子

3
00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,311
你是誰？

4
00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:43,938
我是誰？

5
00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:49,610
我這人很難形容

6
00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,737
大家都很難形容，對吧？

7
00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:53,864
但我這人真的很難形容

8
00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:56,283
因為我有一點…

9
00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,162
毛病，小毛病而已

10
00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:02,081
不是什麼大毛病

11
00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:06,126
是有點大啦，看你怎麼看

12
00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:10,214
不算小，也沒到很大
反正就是個毛病

13
00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:14,385
不過…該怎麼形容才好呢？

14
00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,732
想知道我是誰？聽好囉

15
00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,485
幾年前我上超市想買桃子

16
00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:34,071
超想吃桃子

17
00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:39,451
你知道有時早上醒來
突然超想吃桃子？

18
00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:40,911
就像那樣

19
00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:43,789
我整個人容光煥發

20
00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:45,666
我是真的閃閃發光

21
00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:49,253
就像我挑的這身清晨超市裝

22
00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,423
我愛死這件亮片上衣

23
00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,009
一直找不到機會穿它

24
00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,556
跟我當下的心情超搭

25
00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,309
我那時心情真的超讚

26
00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,227
這就是問題所在

27
00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:16,614
就在我以為
心情不可能再更好時，我看到…

28
00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:19,199
蔬菜櫃

29
00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:24,955
我表面上在找桃子
其實是在尋找冒險

30
00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,375
更是尋找愛情

31
00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:30,294
只是那時我還不知道

32
00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,255
在清晨的超市找到的愛情

33
00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:35,925
一定夠可靠
這裡不會有人來找浪漫

34
00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:39,053
不會有人來找人打炮或找一夜情

35
00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,139
男人不會喝茫或嗑嗨

36
00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:44,725
在這裡男人是真男人

37
00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:48,062
而且萬一被拒絕
也不用像個魯蛇

38
00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,814
只能空手飄走，這裡可是超市

39
00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,109
永遠有更好的選擇

40
00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:01,617
我喜歡緊緻多汁的

41
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,743
還要沒碰傷的

42
00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,453
你在找什麼？

43
00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,873
我突然超想吃水果沙拉

44
00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:10,376
不要預先做好的，要新鮮的

45
00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,169
是不是？超浪費的

46
00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,921
你得每種都買一份

47
00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,506
等你下次又想吃水果沙拉

48
00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,882
每種味道都走了樣

49
00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,551
我的良心不准我做單人份水果沙拉

50
00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,053
除非呢

51
00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,681
你家有一堆小孩跑來跑去
還有個老婆幫你吃

52
00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,101
所以你有老婆小孩幫你吃水果嗎？

53
00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,561
- 我嗎？沒有，我沒有
- 沒有？

54
00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,188
我也沒有

55
00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,357
那就是妳在找的？

56
00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,528
或許吧？終有一天

57
00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,655
不是，我是說桃子

58
00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,783
桃子呀，對啦

59
00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,160
- 對
- 對啦

60
00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,537
我就是來買桃子的

61
00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,038
對呀

62
00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:52,292
妳…還好嗎？

63
00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:55,421
妳好像有點過嗨

64
00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,090
應該是今早吞的3克半的古柯鹼害的

65
00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,466
什麼？

66
00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:03,303
沒啦，我有三個晚上沒睡了吧

67
00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,723
不會吧，妳是在趕稿之類的嗎？

68
00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,808
不是，沒有，我只是…

69
00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,353
我…生活太好玩捨不得睡覺

70
00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:13,897
- 懂我意思嗎？
- 是喔，去跟冬眠熊說吧

71
00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,484
不過知道那種事還不賴

72
00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:18,652
哪種事？

73
00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:22,531
就是妳會想要小孩、老公

74
00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,450
怎麼說？

75
00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,619
打算跟某人約會時
知道這種事還不賴

76
00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:29,496
真的，是好事

77
00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,751
好，那我們去哪？

78
00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:36,587
都好，跟妳就好

79
00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,505
- 真假？
- 真的

80
00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,049
妳一整個照亮我的世界

81
00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:44,678
我昨晚熬夜超累，今早起來超哀怨

82
00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:47,389
來到超市，麗塔海華絲走向我

83
00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:50,768
傻瓜才會放過這種好機會

84
00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:52,061
我愛你

85
00:05:52,478 --> 00:05:55,647
- 什麼？
- 我愛你說話的樣子，好喜歡

86
00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,733
謝囉

87
00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,943
謝謝妳今天走進超市

88
00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,320
不客氣

89
00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,619
那就週四晚上見囉

90
00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:09,787
沒問題

91
00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:13,749
那個…

92
00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,046
我突然沒什麼興致工作

93
00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,298
要不要…一起吃個早餐？

94
00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,633
我們剛認識欸

95
00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,717
反正都要去約會了

96
00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:26,887
是啦，但約會是吃晚餐
早餐很私密，不一樣

97
00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,640
早餐一整個披頭散髮，憔悴厭世…

98
00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,684
大素顏、光超亮，可能會大出錯

99
00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:33,602
晚餐也有可能

100
00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,062
所以才要喝酒

101
00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:39,900
那喝杯咖啡怎麼樣？

102
00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,235
咖啡我可以

103
00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,361
好吧

104
00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:46,365
可以吃個司康嗎？

105
00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,575
不行，那是早餐

106
00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,095
週四見囉

107
00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,610
好了，可以了
又不是在演《樂來越愛你》

108
00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,070
我很開心，但這還是現實生活

109
00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,906
你懂我的意思

110
00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:32,596
智慧財產權的案子

111
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,348
提醒我一下？

112
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,351
饒舌歌手告男孩團體盜用音樂

113
00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,102
對，我知道那饒舌歌手告某個團體

114
00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,771
一整個亂七八糟，他們要我接？

115
00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,481
他們堅持找新來的殺手

116
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,566
- 他們真用那個詞？
- 當然

117
00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:46,568
妳沒來之前我是那個殺手

118
00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:50,530
看看妳，活像隻志得意滿的紅毛貓

119
00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:52,199
妳這樣好像麗塔海華絲

120
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,992
妳是今天第二個這麼說的人

121
00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,411
- 第一個是誰？
- 男人

122
00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:57,454
好男人？

123
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,664
好到爆

124
00:08:58,747 --> 00:08:59,790
哪認識的？

125
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,794
昨天半夜認識的吧
妳今早十點悠哉晃進來

126
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,922
看起來昨晚沒回家

127
00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,882
超市，今早

128
00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:11,885
什麼鬼？超市也能釣男人？
真的假的？

129
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:13,345
我當時在生肉起司櫃

130
00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,555
他在水果蔬菜櫃，我們一見鍾情

131
00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:16,723
改天約出來看看

132
00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:19,059
妳不是跟那個音樂人進行中？

133
00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:22,354
本來是，但我們沒戲

134
00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,522
妳太挑了

135
00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,906
人資要我提醒妳

136
00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:36,201
妳上個月曠職四天

137
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,079
我知道…都腸躁症害的

138
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,998
是喔？真令人難過

139
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,625
不管妳工作能力多強

140
00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:47,045
這種曠職法我無法跟上面交代

141
00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,964
我明白，我一定改進

142
00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,008
很好，我可不想失去妳

143
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,884
妳剛來不久，我滿喜歡妳的

144
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,804
我也滿喜歡妳的

145
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,973
下班喝一杯？聊聊那男的？

146
00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,266
說定囉

147
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,730
問題就這樣出現

148
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,320
我不知道是怎麼來的

149
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,532
血糖？荷爾蒙？

150
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,493
精神病？天曉得？

151
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,914
但就是來了

152
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:09,169
彷彿老黑白電影跑出來的怪物

153
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:13,340
不管你跑得多快，他就是能追上你

154
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,219
只有一個地方他找不到你

155
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,010
喂？蕾希？

156
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,264
是

157
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,473
我是傑夫

158
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,768
我打來確認妳家地址

159
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,983
除非妳想取消，我…

160
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,818
妳還有兩分鐘

161
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,282
不要

162
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:25,162
過來吧，來約會

163
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:36,423
所以，麗塔海華絲要約會了呢

164
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,722
嘿

165
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:45,932
嗨，傑夫

166
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,688
糟糕，對不起

167
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,190
沒關係

168
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,233
這不是個好的開始

169
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,194
- 還好嗎？
- 還好

170
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,327
什麼東西？

171
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,413
小小的木雕桃子

172
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,706
梣木做的

173
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,835
你是木匠？

174
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,173
不是，我不是木匠

175
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,884
我在一家店看到的

176
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,220
感覺有點象徵意義

177
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,308
真貼心

178
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,652
走吧？

179
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:41,863
好的

180
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,162
妳想去哪裡？

181
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,792
無所謂，隨便找個地方

182
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,795
妳沒事吧？

183
00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,130
沒事

184
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,302
妳想吃什麼？

185
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,684
麥片

186
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,354
這時間可能有點難，現在…

187
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,940
我知道一個地方，走吧

188
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,407
- 來囉，蕾希
- 謝了，辛西亞

189
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,716
妳不會剛好有個雙胞胎姊妹吧？

190
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,135
沒有

191
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,596
- 麻煩妳，謝謝
- 沒問題

192
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,806
這是…

193
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,851
要不要吃冰淇淋？

194
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,186
好呀

195
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,856
好呀，沒問題

196
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,399
好

197
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:22,505
要不要上來喝杯咖啡…

198
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:25,383
- 那個…
- 或做個愛之類的？

199
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,302
其實沒關係

200
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,845
我明白

201
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,600
我不打擾妳了

202
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,769
打擾我什麼？

203
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,854
打擾妳今晚在做的

204
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,648
某個比這件事更好玩的事

205
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,983
妳其實不用勉強的

206
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,361
沒有…不是這樣

207
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,196
我沒…我不…

208
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:51,493
好吧，我是有點勉強
但真的不是你想的那樣

209
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,119
是…我…

210
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,998
我生病了…

211
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:01,628
我感冒了，什麼都不想做

212
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:02,879
真糟糕

213
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,757
- 妳怎麼不早講？
- 你…

214
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,301
這樣吧，我睡一睡

215
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,804
我們好好重來一次

216
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,847
再打給我？

217
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,433
這樣好了

218
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,478
要的話妳打給我吧

219
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,813
妳有我的電話號碼

220
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,572
一切是從高中開始的

221
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,325
有天我突然不想起床

222
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,828
我爸媽沒管我，猜想我生病了

223
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,622
因為我實在無法把自己拖下床

224
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,838
21天後，我還在床上

225
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,094
小孩應付新資訊的方式很妙

226
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,472
他們不知道事情原本該是怎樣

227
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,100
所以我想出一個解套的好辦法

228
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,270
用優異表現來彌補這個毛病

229
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,397
我要成為頂尖學生

230
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,738
所以我才能缺席一半時間

231
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,365
因為另一半時間我夠厲害

232
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,242
追尋夢想吧！

233
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,123
念瓦薩學院時也一樣
幾個禮拜窩在宿舍不出門

234
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:24,043
幾個禮拜窩在圖書館猛K書
拿超狂成績

235
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,879
妳是怎麼回事？

236
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,340
接著搬來紐約

237
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,594
在無數公司打敗競爭對手

238
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:40,185
後來一家接著一家發現
我優秀的專業能力

239
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,688
我接案時的挑燈夜戰卯足全力

240
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:47,400
全都彌補不了我悲慘的出勤紀錄

241
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:51,321
我經歷無數心理諮商、心理分析

242
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,866
電擊療法、認知行為療法

243
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,826
藥物療法，應有盡有

244
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:09,172
我隱瞞老闆、家人和朋友

245
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,509
找一堆藉口搪塞

246
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,220
只在狀況好的時候見人

247
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:20,975
於是生活變成了這副模樣
沒人真正了解我是誰

248
00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:27,899
你好，蕾希多諾霍

249
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,193
好的，我…

250
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,153
明天之前？

251
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,239
明天之前可以，好的，沒問題

252
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,909
不過只要烏雲終會散盡

253
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,410
我可以接受

254
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,329
說到烏雲散盡…

255
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,183
完美的早晨

256
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,143
窗外鳥兒吱喳

257
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,521
滿室新割草香

258
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,213
傑夫！

259
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,174
傑夫，地表最美好的男人

260
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:39,304
擁有最甜笑容、充滿無限可能

261
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:42,307
帶來無限希望的傑夫

262
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,895
清晨六點半打給他會不會太早？

263
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,607
不會，沒關係

264
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,367
- 喂？
- 傑夫？

265
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,037
- 是？
- 我是蕾希

266
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,538
真的假的？

267
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,750
會不會太早？不會吧？
告訴我不會太早

268
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,251
什麼東西太早？

269
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,838
吃早餐，這次你吃麥片，我吃牛排

270
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,050
妳就愛反其道而行是吧？

271
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,635
說不定喔

272
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,012
妳還好嗎？

273
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,889
妳那天晚上到底怎麼了？

274
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,850
沒事啦，我只是太累
我一整個忙翻天

275
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,810
不重要，今晚可以見面嗎？

276
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,604
要不要去吃晚餐？或看電影？

277
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:32,190
或上夜店？都好，我想見你

278
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,443
糟糕，今晚不太方便

279
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,570
週二好不好？

280
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,073
週二？週二超久的

281
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,866
誰知道我們能不能活到週二？

282
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,744
明天就是週二，我們應該很有機會

283
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,454
就憑現在這個總統？不行

284
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,206
24小時可以發生很多事

285
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,208
我們就…今晚有什麼問題嗎？

286
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,252
好好好，今晚有什麼特別的？

287
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,339
我想早一天認識你

288
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,300
真感人

289
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,762
那今晚見囉？來我家？我下廚

290
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,764
好吧

291
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,017
好喔，掰

292
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:14,399
我不知道你怎樣
不過當我處於這種狀態時

293
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,235
我感覺自己在演我主演的影集片頭

294
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,261
蕾希秀

295
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,765
蕾希多諾霍飾演主角“蕾希”

296
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,687
裘德赫希飾演“小黃司機哈利”

297
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,108
蕾希，今天好嗎？

298
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,276
裘德赫希飾演“亞歷克”

299
00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,235
心情好或壞？

300
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,112
你說呢，亞歷克？

301
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,004
裘德赫希飾演“馬洪尼軍官”

302
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,975
我得消滅躁鬱症的痕跡

303
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:04,467
純粹的美好在此

304
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:08,346
好萊塢一代蕩婦

305
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:11,390
根根髮絲都到位，舉手投足皆是畫

306
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:13,184
恰到好處

307
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,687
然後我記起麗塔海華絲的名言

308
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:20,191
“每個男人都在姬黛懷裡沉淪

309
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,193
“在我懷裡清醒”

310
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,448
我頓時覺得好哀傷

311
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,580
拜託

312
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,717
別這樣、別這樣

313
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,651
別這樣、別這樣

314
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,613
別這樣…

315
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,032
別這樣…

316
00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:26,901
就這樣

317
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:28,903
令人作嘔的寂靜

318
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:33,699
又一個男人走出我的生命

319
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:36,285
連大門都沒來得及踏進

320
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:39,914
我一手造成的寂靜

321
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,711
就像嫉妒發狂的母親
趕走門口的小伙子

322
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,797
將女兒束之高閣

323
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,717
他會留下來嗎？

324
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:55,388
會嗎？如果他知道了？

325
00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:06,274
如果那天在超市我就老實說

326
00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:10,236
“對了，我有躁鬱症
我接受了，你呢？”

327
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:15,116
他會不會拔腿就跑，跑去冷凍食品櫃

328
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:18,577
丟下“了解”兩字外加禮貌微笑？

329
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,331
這男人不愛有碰傷的桃子

330
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:24,458
怎可能接受有瑕疵的靈魂？

331
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,296
拜託回來，不要回來

332
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,340
拜託回來，不要回來

333
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,802
拜託回來

334
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:45,688
然後，我攤在床上

335
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:50,443
讓一個完美到不行的男人

336
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,570
漸行漸遠

337
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,157
有聲音告訴我一切必須到此為止

338
00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:59,327
不是指我的病，病不會好

339
00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:04,623
而是別再剝奪人們了解我的機會

340
00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:07,335
至少讓他們自己做決定

341
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:13,215
這世界一定有個人
會接受我本來的樣子

342
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:17,303
一定有個人會接受我體內的兩個我

343
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:20,097
不可能永遠只用其中一面示人

344
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:23,392
那是好萊塢才有的事
那是姬黛，如此美好

345
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,355
但無法長久

346
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,995
嘿，等一下

347
00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:47,375
妳不打算跟我說再見？

348
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,460
當然要，只是…我…

349
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,921
我不想把事情搞大

350
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:55,883
很遺憾上面做了這個決定

351
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,344
妳走了我會很難過

352
00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,970
沒關係啦

353
00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:03,099
反正我喜歡新挑戰

354
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,351
新環境，夠刺激

355
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,104
要不要一起喝杯咖啡？

356
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,064
好呀，當然

357
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,607
好，等我一下

358
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,319
妳是說現在

359
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,284
妳要換去哪？

360
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,245
不知道

361
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,039
我有點存款，不用馬上找新工作

362
00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:29,291
可能先休息一陣子，出去旅行

363
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,044
跟妳的超市男？
話說你們進展如何？

364
00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:33,170
沒了

365
00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,296
- 真是的
- 對呀

366
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,173
妳的感情世界還真精彩呀？

367
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:38,676
看起來是這樣沒錯

368
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:40,928
可能妳覺得青春苦短吧

369
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:47,977
我有躁鬱症

370
00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,480
是喔？

371
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,482
是的

372
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,985
從我15歲開始

373
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,279
妳之前為什麼不告訴我？

374
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,782
拜託，娛樂圈法律界誰會想

375
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,951
僱用一個瘋子？這圈子還不夠瘋嗎？

376
00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:06,829
抱歉

377
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:11,584
那現在為什麼要告訴我？

378
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,503
因為妳不只是個同事

379
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,381
妳該知道妳面對的是什麼人

380
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:19,842
如果我們會在辦公室外碰面的話

381
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,093
我希望會

382
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:23,929
但我有時候會非常低潮

383
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:28,100
低潮到無法動彈

384
00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:30,227
我不會陪著妳

385
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,354
我不會接電話

386
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,356
完全就是個不可靠的朋友

387
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,775
說真的，可能是妳交過最爛的朋友

388
00:29:36,859 --> 00:29:38,486
沒半點夠格當朋友

389
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,907
我五分鐘前本來要開會

390
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:44,992
了解

391
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,410
菲利斯，嘿

392
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:50,080
我辦公室裡那些行政人員
跟他們說今天的會取消

393
00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,458
改到明天

394
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,752
我知道，跟他們說我很抱歉

395
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,676
要不要一塊吃午餐？

396
00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:09,892
麻煩給我菜單

397
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,981
妳現在狀況如何？心情方面？

398
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:18,317
正在脫離低潮

399
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,611
今晚我會很嗨

400
00:30:22,363 --> 00:30:24,949
妳是第一個知道這件事的人

401
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,743
說出來感覺怎麼樣？

402
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,504
感覺胸口的大象拿開一隻腳

403
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,930
很開心妳願意告訴我

404
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,516
好多疑問都有了答案

405
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:54,103
不知道這件事搞得我們之間

406
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,063
沒辦法完全交心

407
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,856
我一直希望我們可以交心

408
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:04,947
所以妳想改天一起去喝一杯？

409
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,658
一起去看電影？一起去玩？

410
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,076
全都想

411
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:14,748
妳是我交過最可愛的朋友

412
00:31:14,832 --> 00:31:16,792
我不會放過妳

413
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:22,256
謝謝，謝謝妳

414
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,050
我才要謝謝妳

415
00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:33,767
一個值得信任的真心朋友
能帶來神奇的改變

416
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,521
跟希維亞坦白後，整個一發不可收拾

417
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:40,107
我打給這些年來的前男友們

418
00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:43,027
我莫名其妙不再聯絡的前同事們

419
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,945
我差點以自己的毛病為榮

420
00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:46,739
其實是因為我有躁鬱症

421
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,074
我莫名覺得好療癒、好舒壓

422
00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:52,953
他們是如此寬容、如此體諒

423
00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:55,956
我竟然這麼不信任他們

424
00:31:56,498 --> 00:32:01,920
我答應自己
不再對人隱瞞每一個我

425
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:06,050
好的、壞的、瘋狂的

426
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:07,509
她最近怎麼樣？

427
00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:09,803
傑夫的事過去兩年了

428
00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:13,349
長達兩年，我努力尋找適合的醫生

429
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,184
適合的藥物

430
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,646
我知道我腦中的荷爾蒙失調沒解藥

431
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:21,273
就像愛情也沒解藥

432
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:26,528
但有我超愛的小小黃色藥丸
淡藍色藥丸

433
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,656
還有幾顆漂亮的粉紅色膠囊

434
00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:32,076
和其他顏色的膠囊
大大改變了我的生活

435
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,494
心情仍有起伏

436
00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:37,247
但不會再讓我變身成另一號人物

437
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:40,751
然後我又重返約會界啦

438
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,629
很明顯，畢竟你正在看這篇文

439
00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:47,007
我想過用Tinder社交應用程式
後來還是決定

440
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:49,510
用傳統網路交友模式

441
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,013
所以我出現在這裡

442
00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:54,223
這就是我

443
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,809
如果你沒被嚇跑

444
00:32:57,768 --> 00:33:00,020
歡迎留言給我