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[playful music playing]

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[theme tune playing]

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[deep voice]
Happy Valentine's Day,

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my ba-ba-ba...
[stutters]

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Petunia.

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All set. And now,
I'll just grab the sweets
for my sweetie.

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[gasps] Daffy!

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[slow groan]

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Daffy, those chocolates
are not for you.
They're for Petunia.

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Oh, I see.

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Can I have a chocolate?

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-What?
-One piece
of chocolate, please.

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[stutters] Daffy,
today is Valentine's Day.
A day for couples.

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Petunia is my Valentine,
and this box

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of Valentine's Day chocolates
is for her, and not for you.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off for my

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Valentine's... [stutters]
couple's festivities.
[chuckles]

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Have fun here,
all by yourself.

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Couple's festivities!

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Who needs
dumb ol' chocolates anyway?

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[moaning]

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I needs dumb old chocolates!

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-[whistling]
-Porky! Wait!

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You uh... uh...

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you forgot your coat.

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[gasps] Oh, dear.

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Thanks.

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[whistling]

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[cash register dings]

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[continues whistling]

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[sighs in relief]

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[continues whistling]

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[banging]

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[buzzer sounds]

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[continues whistling]

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[continues whistling]

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Hi, Porky.

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Happy Valentine's Day
my swee...
I brought you something.

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[gasping, gags]

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Daffy! Why you...

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You brought your friend
with you on our date?

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[stuttering]

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Porky, I cannot believe
how thoughtful you are.

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Daffy would have been
all by himself
this Valentine's Day,

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and you decided
to bring him along
so he wouldn't feel left out.

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Aww! I'll call the restaurant
to change the reservation
to three.

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Happy Valentine's day, buddy.

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[muffled groaning]

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[theme music playing]

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[humming]

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[siren blaring]

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Pull over!

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[tires screech]

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Is there a problem, sir?

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Yeah, there's a big problem.
You were blatantly,
and aggressively speeding.

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It's not my fault, Officer.
I have a lead foot.

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Here. Take a closer look.

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Say, you're quite
the handsome fella.

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Right back at you,
good looking.

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[theme music playing]

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[thud]

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Ow!

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Hey! Wait a sec.

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This don't look like
France to me.

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Hmm. Either the English Channel
is bigger than I thought,

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or, I made a wrong turn
at Dunkirk.

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Sheesh. This place
should take care
of its potholes.

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[thudding,
footsteps approaching]

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Ooh!

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I don't like to look at that.

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Hey, now.
Wait a minute, sister.

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I think you're coming on
a little strong.

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I mean, we've only just met.

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[panting]

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[yelps, screaming]

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Uh... he loves me not?

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[sobbing]

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[wailing]

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Call me old fashioned,
but I just can't stand to see
a woman cryin' a river.

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All right, All right.

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Turn off the water works.

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Hey, Queen Kong!
Now look,

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you're liable to hurt someone.

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[crying]

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Specifically me.

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Ay, what the heck.
Would these cheer you up,
sweetheart?

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[snorts]

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[gasping]

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I may have made a mistake.

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Uh, I love what you've done
with the place.

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[humming]

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I better get out of here
before I bite off
more than I can chew.

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Oh! [chuckles nervously]

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Dinner already?

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No, no.
I'm trying to watch my weight.

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Well, maybe just
a little taste.

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Me and my big mouth.

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Nice picture quality
you got up here.

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[stuttering] Wait a minute,
doll face,

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don't you think you're moving
a little too fast?

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How about instead, a massage?

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Yeah.

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How's that sound?

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[yelps]

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No! No! No, not me.
Not me.

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[chuckles] Listen,
I'll give you a massage.

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How about that?

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Why don't we start
with your back.

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[sighs]
Why does love look for me
in all the wrong places?

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This is kind of fun.

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[romantic music playing]

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[glass shatters]

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Ah, she grew on me.

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Oh, you kid.
Koochie-koochie-koo.

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[giggling]

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[door slams open]

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Hang on a second...
you're married!

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[speaking gibberish]

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Look, this is all just been
a big, big,<i> big</i>
misunderstanding.

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[speaking gibberish]

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Oh, well, it was nice
while it lasted, I suppose.

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Ay, why not? After all,
I am on the rebound.

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[closing theme playing]

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[theme music playing]