[playful music playing]
[theme tune playing]
[deep voice] Happy Valentine's Day,
my ba-ba-ba... [stutters]
Petunia.
All set. And now, I'll just grab the sweets for my sweetie.
[gasps] Daffy!
[slow groan]
Daffy, those chocolates are not for you. They're for Petunia.
Oh, I see.
Can I have a chocolate?
-What? -One piece of chocolate, please.
[stutters] Daffy, today is Valentine's Day. A day for couples.
Petunia is my Valentine, and this box
of Valentine's Day chocolates is for her, and not for you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off for my
Valentine's... [stutters] couple's festivities. [chuckles]
Have fun here, all by yourself.
Couple's festivities!
Who needs dumb ol' chocolates anyway?
[moaning]
I needs dumb old chocolates!
-[whistling] -Porky! Wait!
You uh... uh...
you forgot your coat.
[gasps] Oh, dear.
Thanks.
[whistling]
[cash register dings]
[continues whistling]
[sighs in relief]
[continues whistling]
[banging]
[buzzer sounds]
[continues whistling]
Hi, Porky.
Happy Valentine's Day my swee... I brought you something.
[gasping, gags]
Daffy! Why you...
You brought your friend with you on our date?
[stuttering]
Porky, I cannot believe how thoughtful you are.
Daffy would have been all by himself this Valentine's Day,
and you decided to bring him along so he wouldn't feel left out.
Aww! I'll call the restaurant to change the reservation to three.
Happy Valentine's day, buddy.
[muffled groaning]
[theme music playing]
[humming]
[siren blaring]
Pull over!
[tires screech]
Is there a problem, sir?
Yeah, there's a big problem. You were blatantly, and aggressively speeding.
It's not my fault, Officer. I have a lead foot.
Here. Take a closer look.
Say, you're quite the handsome fella.
Right back at you, good looking.
[theme music playing]
[thud]
Ow!
Hey! Wait a sec.
This don't look like France to me.
Hmm. Either the English Channel is bigger than I thought,
or, I made a wrong turn at Dunkirk.
Sheesh. This place should take care of its potholes.
[thudding, footsteps approaching]
Ooh!
I don't like to look at that.
Hey, now. Wait a minute, sister.
I think you're coming on a little strong.
I mean, we've only just met.
[panting]
[yelps, screaming]
Uh... he loves me not?
[sobbing]
[wailing]
Call me old fashioned, but I just can't stand to see a woman cryin' a river.
All right, All right.
Turn off the water works.
Hey, Queen Kong! Now look,
you're liable to hurt someone.
[crying]
Specifically me.
Ay, what the heck. Would these cheer you up, sweetheart?
[snorts]
[gasping]
I may have made a mistake.
Uh, I love what you've done with the place.
[humming]
I better get out of here before I bite off more than I can chew.
Oh! [chuckles nervously]
Dinner already?
No, no. I'm trying to watch my weight.
Well, maybe just a little taste.
Me and my big mouth.
Nice picture quality you got up here.
[stuttering] Wait a minute, doll face,
don't you think you're moving a little too fast?
How about instead, a massage?
Yeah.
How's that sound?
[yelps]
No! No! No, not me. Not me.
[chuckles] Listen, I'll give you a massage.
How about that?
Why don't we start with your back.
[sighs] Why does love look for me in all the wrong places?
This is kind of fun.
[romantic music playing]
[glass shatters]
Ah, she grew on me.
Oh, you kid. Koochie-koochie-koo.
[giggling]
[door slams open]
Hang on a second... you're married!
[speaking gibberish]
Look, this is all just been a big, big, big misunderstanding.
[speaking gibberish]
Oh, well, it was nice while it lasted, I suppose.
Ay, why not? After all, I am on the rebound.
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]