[theme music playing]
[Porky snoring]
Porky! Quick! Ya gotta wake up!
A 500-foot tsunami is heading right towards us.
[stuttering] A tsunami!
I've gotta protect myself.
Oh, no! Here it comes!
[screams]
April fools! [laughing]
Oh, oh brother! Oh, brother!
April fools?
Yeah. Take a look. It's April 1st.
The day of the fool! [whooping]
[laughs sarcastically] Really funny, Daffy!
Aw, don't be sore, pal.
Here, I made you breakfast in bed.
Wow! What did you make?
Why it's only the finest, gourmet...
knuckle sandwich.
April fools! [laughing]
Are you just about done with the pranks?
Yes, yes. That's the last one.
Oh, wait...
I forgot that I nailed your bed to the ceiling.
April fools!
Daffy, I'm gonna--
You can't, Porky. You don't have time. Look!
A quarter past nine? [gasps]
I'm gonna be late for work.
[screams] Daffy! Why are there leeches in the closet?
April fools! Also, April fools about the clock. [laughs]
I messed with the time.
Phew! So, I'm not late for work?
[Daffy] Actually, you're three hours late for work.
[screaming]
I gotta get outta here!
[panting]
[whispers] April fools!
[whooping]
Oh, by the way, you don't have work today. It's Saturday.
[Daffy] Have a nice weekend.
[high pitch groan]
Hey, Porky, I'm really sorry about all the pranks.
Why don't you relax and have a peanut?
No! I don't want one of your peanuts!
And I don't want any more of your stupid,
immature pranks! I'm gonna kill you!
[breathing heavily]
Gee, Porky, I had no idea that you were that upset.
Please, Porky, I'm so sorry.
I'll stop. From here on out I'm through with the pranks.
Can you forgive a foolish duck?
This isn't another prank, is it?
No, no. No pranks.
[tearing up] Porky, I was behaving very badly.
I became so swept up
in all of this April Fool's Day hullabaloo
that I took our friendship for granted.
[sobbing]
Porky, you're my best friend in the whole world
and I am truly, utterly and indubitably sorry.
[hand trembles]
Gee, thank you, Daffy.
I appreciate that. I forgive you.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Oh.
Okay, well, I guess I'll see you later.
Well, I'm glad that problem's solved.
[gasps]
April fools!
[laughs hysterically]
Bet you didn't see that one coming. [laughing]
[laughing begins to stifle down]
Uh... eh?
Eh, Porky?
Oh, boy!
[siren wails]
Mr. Duck?
Give it to me straight, doc. Is he gonna be okay?
Your friend? It looks like he'll be A-okay.
Phew!
Unless that is your friend.
[machine flatlines]
[gasps]
No, no!
Don't leave me, Porko!
This can't be all, folks.
[crying] It can't be.
[sobbing]
[screams] Why is this happening?
[sobbing]
[old man's voice] Well, old bean,
it's been 87 years since that
fateful April Fool's Day
and I still can't believe that your really, truly gone.
April fools!
[screams]
[chuckles] I hope you liked a taste of your own medicine.
[frantic gasping for air]
[prolonged gasp]
[gasps] Daffy, no!
[old man's voice] April... [normal voice] fools!
[both laughing]
[both sighing]
Say, Daffy? What year is this?
[theme music playing]
I'm catching me a rabbit today, or my name's not Pete Puma.
[grunts]
I'm gonna leave the carrots on the outside of the hole
to lead the dumb tasty rabbit into this hot oven.
[sighs] You see... rabbits, they like carrots.
So he'll eat the carrots--
Get on with the cartoon already!
Yup.
Hmm, looks like an excellent vintage.
[sniffs] A bold carroty bouquet.
Eh, all adds up to...
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
I got him, I got him!
They all said my head was empty,
but then why is my oven so full of rabbit?
[smells] Mmm. [slurps]
[sniffing] Hmm, something sure smells good.
Eh, what's cookin', Doc?
I got a lil' rabbit in there, and I'm gonna eat him up.
[exclaims excitedly]
Whoa, rabbit! Sounds good.
You know, I'm a bit of an amateur chef myself.
Mind if I take a gander?
Ah-ah-ah. No peeking. Turn around.
♪ I'm gonna eat a rabbit ♪
♪ He's gonna taste real good ♪
[slurps]
It's all ready for you, slugger.
Looks a little scrawny.
Eh, must've cooked down.
You better eat him before he gets any smaller.
I'll set the table, you bring up the rear.
[giggles]
[slurps]
[gags]
[sneezes]
Bon appetail. Uh-uh, appetite.
Wait. What am I doing? Hey!
Is something wrong, sir?
Yeah, something's wrong.
[gags]
What're you trying to pull here, huh?
You expect me to eat that...
without ketchup?
Of course not, sir.
I forgot how sophisticated you are.
Gee, boy, I tell you, service today...
Enjoyeth.
[giggling]
Rump roast.
[grunts]
[Bugs] Put your back into it!
No, no, no, your entire back!
[giggling] What a maroon.
That's the problem with getting attached to your meal.
[laughs]
[mimics Pete Puma] Oh, look at me, I'm Pete Puma.
Hey, I'm not half bad.
He's right. Could've used ketchup.
[theme music playing]