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[theme music playing]

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[Porky snoring]

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Porky! Quick! Ya gotta wake up!

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A 500-foot tsunami is heading right towards us.

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[stuttering] A tsunami!

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I've gotta protect myself.

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Oh, no! Here it comes!

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[screams]

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April fools! [laughing]

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Oh, oh brother! Oh, brother!

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April fools?

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Yeah. Take a look. It's April 1st.

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The day of the fool! [whooping]

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[laughs sarcastically] Really funny, Daffy!

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Aw, don't be sore, pal.

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Here, I made you breakfast in bed.

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Wow! What did you make?

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Why it's only the finest, gourmet...

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knuckle sandwich.

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April fools! [laughing]

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Are you just about done with the pranks?

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Yes, yes. That's the last one.

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Oh, wait...

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I forgot that I nailed your bed to the ceiling.

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April fools!

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Daffy, I'm gonna--

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You can't, Porky. You don't have time. Look!

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A quarter past nine? [gasps]

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I'm gonna be late for work.

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[screams] Daffy! Why are there leeches in the closet?

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April fools! Also, April fools about the clock. [laughs]

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I messed with the time.

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Phew! So, I'm not late for work?

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[Daffy] Actually, you're three hours late for work.

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[screaming]

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I gotta get outta here!

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[panting]

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[whispers] April fools!

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[whooping]

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Oh, by the way, you don't have work today. It's Saturday.

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[Daffy] Have a nice weekend.

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[high pitch groan]

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Hey, Porky, I'm really sorry about all the pranks.

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Why don't you relax and have a peanut?

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No! I don't want one of your peanuts!

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And I don't want any more of your stupid,

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immature pranks! I'm gonna kill you!

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[breathing heavily]

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Gee, Porky, I had no idea that you were that upset.

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Please, Porky, I'm so sorry.

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I'll stop. From here on out I'm through with the pranks.

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Can you forgive a foolish duck?

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This isn't another prank, is it?

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No, no. No pranks.

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[tearing up] Porky, I was behaving very badly.

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I became so swept up

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in all of this April Fool's Day hullabaloo

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that I took our friendship for granted.

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[sobbing]

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Porky, you're my best friend in the whole world

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and I am truly, utterly and indubitably sorry.

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[hand trembles]

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Gee, thank you, Daffy.

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I appreciate that. I forgive you.

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Oh, thank you. Thank you.

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Oh.

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Okay, well, I guess I'll see you later.

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Well, I'm glad that problem's solved.

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[gasps]

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April fools!

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[laughs hysterically]

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Bet you didn't see that one coming. [laughing]

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[laughing begins to stifle down]

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Uh... eh?

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Eh, Porky?

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Oh, boy!

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[siren wails]

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Mr. Duck?

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Give it to me straight, doc. Is he gonna be okay?

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Your friend? It looks like he'll be A-okay.

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Phew!

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Unless that is your friend.

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[machine flatlines]

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[gasps]

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No, no!

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Don't leave me, Porko!

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This can't be all, folks.

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[crying] It can't be.

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[sobbing]

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[sobbing]

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[screams] Why is this happening?

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[sobbing]

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[old man's voice] Well, old bean,

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it's been 87 years since that

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fateful April Fool's Day

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and I still can't believe that your really, truly gone.

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April fools!

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[screams]

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[chuckles] I hope you liked a taste of your own medicine.

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[frantic gasping for air]

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[prolonged gasp]

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[gasps] Daffy, no!

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[old man's voice] April... [normal voice] fools!

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[both laughing]

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[both sighing]

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Say, Daffy? What year is this?

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[theme music playing]

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[theme music playing]

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I'm catching me a rabbit today, or my name's not Pete Puma.

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[grunts]

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I'm gonna leave the carrots on the outside of the hole

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to lead the dumb tasty rabbit into this hot oven.

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[sighs] You see... rabbits, they like carrots.

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So he'll eat the carrots--

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Get on with the cartoon already!

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Yup.

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Hmm, looks like an excellent vintage.

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[sniffs] A bold carroty bouquet.

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Eh, all adds up to...

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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

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I got him, I got him!

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They all said my head was empty,

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but then why is my oven so full of rabbit?

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[smells] Mmm. [slurps]

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[sniffing] Hmm, something sure smells good.

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Eh, what's cookin', Doc?

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I got a lil' rabbit in there, and I'm gonna eat him up.

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[exclaims excitedly]

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Whoa, rabbit! Sounds good.

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You know, I'm a bit of an amateur chef myself.

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Mind if I take a gander?

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Ah-ah-ah. No peeking. Turn around.

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♪ I'm gonna eat a rabbit ♪

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♪ He's gonna taste real good ♪

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[slurps]

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It's all ready for you, slugger.

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Looks a little scrawny.

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Eh, must've cooked down.

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You better eat him before he gets any smaller.

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I'll set the table, you bring up the rear.

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[giggles]

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[slurps]

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[gags]

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[sneezes]

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Bon appetail. Uh-uh, appetite.

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Wait. What am I doing? Hey!

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Is something wrong, sir?

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Yeah, something's wrong.

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[gags]

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What're you trying to pull here, huh?

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You expect me to eat that...

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without ketchup?

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Of course not, sir.

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I forgot how sophisticated you are.

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Gee, boy, I tell you, service today...

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Enjoyeth.

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[giggling]

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Rump roast.

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[grunts]

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[Bugs] Put your back into it!

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No, no, no, your entire back!

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[giggling] What a maroon.

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That's the problem with getting attached to your meal.

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[laughs]

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[mimics Pete Puma] Oh, look at me, I'm Pete Puma.

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Hey, I'm not half bad.

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He's right. Could've used ketchup.

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[theme music playing]