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[theme music playing]

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[chirping]

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Shh. Be very, very quiet.

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I'm bird-watching because I'm a proud member of BWAAA,

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or Bird-watchers Alliance of America Association.

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[laughs]

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I'm here to spot the elusive blue-footed booby.

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It's the only American bird I haven't seen in person,

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and today might be the day.

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What are you looking at, bright eyes?

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[screams]

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Well, if you must know, I'm bird-watching.

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Then today's your lucky day, pal.

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I'm a bird.

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All you got to do is watch me.

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Watch. Watch me. Watch this bird.

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This bird, right here.

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No, thanks.

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I'm trying to watch for the blue-footed booby.

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But why? You're bird-watching.

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Aren't I a bird?

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And I can get as close as you like, chum.

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I'm here to watch rare elusive special birds.

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You dull, dumb, dime-a-dozen ordinary duck.

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-Now, scram. -[splash]

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Dull? Dumb? Ordinary?

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He couldn't mean that. No way.

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[bird screeches]

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I'm definitely a special bird.

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Why, I'm beyond special. I'm an extraordinary bird.

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And I'm gonna prove to that guy

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that Daffy Duck is a bird worth watching.

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Huh?

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Wow.

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What lustrous plumage.

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This could be the bird I'm looking for.

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-[wolf whistle] -[gasps]

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You bet it is.

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And you can do a whole lot more than look at me.

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-Like what? -Like dancing.

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Crazy, man. Crazy.

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Crazy is one way to describe that duck.

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Now, let's see what's over in this direction.

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Whoa!

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The blue-footed booby.

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That's right, buddy.

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He's the subject of my brand spanking new book

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about overrated birds.

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And any bird that's a published author

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would have to be a pretty special

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and worth-watching bird, wouldn't you agree?

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Now, then.

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Where were we?

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Such poise. So special.

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[growls]

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To be, or not to be?

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Can your blue booby really act like me?

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[groans]

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[glasses chime]

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[exclaims]

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Very flexible, right?

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[gibbering]

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[explosion]

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And not a scratch on me.

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[grunts]

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Is this your card?

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[yells] No, it's not my card!

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I never had a card!

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You never gave me a card!

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Oh.

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Would you like this card?

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[growls]

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[inhales]

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[exhales]

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Oh, all right.

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You've convinced me. You are a very special bird.

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You mean it?

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Sure, sure. And you deserve to be watched.

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In fact, I want to remember you so much,

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I'm going to take a picture of you.

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A picture?

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Yes.

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Now, if you could just scoot back

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so I can get a good angle.

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Anything you say, you flatterer, you.

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A little more.

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Oh, you almost got it.

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One more scooch.

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How's this?

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[wails]

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So long, you obnoxious duck.

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Now that he's resting in peace, I can bird-watch in peace.

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[laughs]

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Maybe I'll see a blue booby if I blow my blue booby call.

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[trombone plays]

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A musically talented duck

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is a bird worth watching and listening to.

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That's enough.

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When are you going to get it

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through that bird brain of yours?

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Nothing you could ever do will make me want to watch you.

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N-N-N-Nothing?

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Yes, nothing.

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I don't care if I never see a boring duck again

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for the rest of my life.

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Well, I guess that's it, then.

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I'm a big, worthless nothing.

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[wailing]

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That's right, cry. [scoffs]

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Who needs all that duck drama?

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What the... [gasps]

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Oh, what luck!

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I finally spotted a blue-footed booby.

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[exclaims]

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Hey, Daffy.

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Oh, hey, Bob.

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Say, what's the matter, Daffy?

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Wait. You two know each other?

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Daffy and me go way back.

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What's wrong, buddy?

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[sobs] This fella right here

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said I wasn't special enough to watch.

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Is that so?

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Well, yeah, it is.

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I guarantee you that

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the Bird-watchers Alliance of America Association

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don't care about a dull, ordinary, garden-variety duck.

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Oh, we don't, do we?

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You?

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You're the president of BWAAA?

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Yeah. And this is what we do to people who disrespect birds.

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[groans]

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[chirping]

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Wow.

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Look at all these special birds. [groans]

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Aw, we didn't know you cared.

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Mwah!

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[gibbering]

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[theme music playing]

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[vocalizing "Camptown Races"]

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[growls]

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[barking]

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Ah shut up!

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[laughs]

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Well, you just don't have the smarts, see?

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The wet noodle, the intellectual facilities.

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not compared to an educated chicken of my stature.

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What you got there, boy?

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I say, what are you doing?

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Is that a peashooter?

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[laughs] You missed me, son.

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The only people using peashooters

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are pea brains, you hear?

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You got to look ahead.

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You got to plan, boy.

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Your problem is you aren't thinking two steps ahead,

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unlike prominent folks like my...

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One balloon, please.

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Sorry, chum. All sold out.

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But I promised my nephew I would get him one.

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Please, please, is there anything you can do?

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Well, if you really need a balloon,

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there is one thing I can do.

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What is that?

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That'll be one dollar, please.

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Oh, uh, certainly.

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Let's see here.

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It's got to be in here somewhere.

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Oh! Found it.

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[screams]

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[theme music playing]