1 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:52,952 Shh. Be very, very quiet. 2 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:59,025 I'm bird-watching because I'm a proud member of BWAAA, 3 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:03,463 or Bird-watchers Alliance of America Association. 4 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:08,301 I'm here to spot the elusive blue-footed booby. 5 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,938 It's the only American bird I haven't seen in person, 6 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:14,541 and today might be the day. 7 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:19,446 What are you looking at, bright eyes? 8 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,551 Well, if you must know, I'm bird-watching. 9 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:26,719 Then today's your lucky day, pal. 10 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:27,720 I'm a bird. 11 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:30,290 All you got to do is watch me. 12 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,559 Watch. Watch me. Watch this bird. 13 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:33,893 This bird, right here. 14 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,295 No, thanks. 15 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:38,731 I'm trying to watch for the blue-footed booby. 16 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,467 But why? You're bird-watching. 17 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,801 Aren't I a bird? 18 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:45,171 And I can get as close as you like, chum. 19 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:48,575 I'm here to watch rare elusive special birds. 20 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:51,945 You dull, dumb, dime-a-dozen ordinary duck. 21 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:54,013 -Now, scram. - 22 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:58,518 Dull? Dumb? Ordinary? 23 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,820 He couldn't mean that. No way. 24 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,757 I'm definitely a special bird. 25 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:09,496 Why, I'm beyond special. I'm an extraordinary bird. 26 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:10,964 And I'm gonna prove to that guy 27 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:14,300 that Daffy Duck is a bird worth watching. 28 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:18,671 Huh? 29 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:20,540 Wow. 30 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,709 What lustrous plumage. 31 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,446 This could be the bird I'm looking for. 32 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,617 You bet it is. 33 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:34,320 And you can do a whole lot more than look at me. 34 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,690 -Like what? -Like dancing. 35 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,837 Crazy, man. Crazy. 36 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:55,975 Crazy is one way to describe that duck. 37 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:59,045 Now, let's see what's over in this direction. 38 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:02,715 Whoa! 39 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:05,084 The blue-footed booby. 40 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,553 That's right, buddy. 41 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:09,489 He's the subject of my brand spanking new book 42 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,357 about overrated birds. 43 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:13,426 And any bird that's a published author 44 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,595 would have to be a pretty special 45 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,431 and worth-watching bird, wouldn't you agree? 46 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:24,070 Now, then. 47 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:26,506 Where were we? 48 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,678 Such poise. So special. 49 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,015 To be, or not to be? 50 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,451 Can your blue booby really act like me? 51 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,861 Very flexible, right? 52 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,033 And not a scratch on me. 53 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,473 Is this your card? 54 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,375 No, it's not my card! 55 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:03,876 I never had a card! 56 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:06,446 You never gave me a card! 57 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:07,981 Oh. 58 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,650 Would you like this card? 59 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,959 Oh, all right. 60 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:24,097 You've convinced me. You are a very special bird. 61 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:25,431 You mean it? 62 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:29,669 Sure, sure. And you deserve to be watched. 63 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,338 In fact, I want to remember you so much, 64 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,340 I'm going to take a picture of you. 65 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,475 A picture? 66 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:36,676 Yes. 67 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,344 Now, if you could just scoot back 68 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,079 so I can get a good angle. 69 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:43,650 Anything you say, you flatterer, you. 70 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,519 A little more. 71 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,122 Oh, you almost got it. 72 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:50,923 One more scooch. 73 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,127 How's this? 74 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,705 So long, you obnoxious duck. 75 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:10,810 Now that he's resting in peace, I can bird-watch in peace. 76 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:19,385 Maybe I'll see a blue booby if I blow my blue booby call. 77 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:24,957 A musically talented duck 78 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:28,294 is a bird worth watching and listening to. 79 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,395 That's enough. 80 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:30,863 When are you going to get it 81 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,498 through that bird brain of yours? 82 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:35,702 Nothing you could ever do will make me want to watch you. 83 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:38,838 N-N-N-Nothing? 84 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,239 Yes, nothing. 85 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,309 I don't care if I never see a boring duck again 86 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:46,079 for the rest of my life. 87 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,082 Well, I guess that's it, then. 88 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,919 I'm a big, worthless nothing. 89 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,160 That's right, cry. 90 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,363 Who needs all that duck drama? 91 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,199 What the... 92 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:11,604 Oh, what luck! 93 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:15,274 I finally spotted a blue-footed booby. 94 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:18,444 Hey, Daffy. 95 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,279 Oh, hey, Bob. 96 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,282 Say, what's the matter, Daffy? 97 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,184 Wait. You two know each other? 98 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,120 Daffy and me go way back. 99 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,521 What's wrong, buddy? 100 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:31,891 This fella right here 101 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:35,361 said I wasn't special enough to watch. 102 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,296 Is that so? 103 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,565 Well, yeah, it is. 104 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,067 I guarantee you that 105 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,270 the Bird-watchers Alliance of America Association 106 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:49,208 don't care about a dull, ordinary, garden-variety duck. 107 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,444 Oh, we don't, do we? 108 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,381 You? 109 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:59,719 You're the president of BWAAA? 110 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:04,490 Yeah. And this is what we do to people who disrespect birds. 111 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:11,297 Wow. 112 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:16,002 Look at all these special birds. 113 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,138 Aw, we didn't know you cared. 114 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:20,640 Mwah! 115 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,781 Ah shut up! 116 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:05,451 Well, you just don't have the smarts, see? 117 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:08,187 The wet noodle, the intellectual facilities. 118 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:11,958 not compared to an educated chicken of my stature. 119 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,893 What you got there, boy? 120 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,561 I say, what are you doing? 121 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:16,963 Is that a peashooter? 122 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,566 You missed me, son. 123 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,468 The only people using peashooters 124 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,070 are pea brains, you hear? 125 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,071 You got to look ahead. 126 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,672 You got to plan, boy. 127 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:30,576 Your problem is you aren't thinking two steps ahead, 128 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,745 unlike prominent folks like my... 129 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,088 One balloon, please. 130 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,156 Sorry, chum. All sold out. 131 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:46,926 But I promised my nephew I would get him one. 132 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,695 Please, please, is there anything you can do? 133 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:51,764 Well, if you really need a balloon, 134 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,200 there is one thing I can do. 135 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,436 What is that? 136 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,348 That'll be one dollar, please. 137 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,784 Oh, uh, certainly. 138 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,388 Let's see here. 139 00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:18,591 It's got to be in here somewhere. 140 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:24,397 Oh! Found it.