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[theme music playing]

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[siren blaring]

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-Faster, Mugsy. -Duh, okay, boss.

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-[engine revving] -[siren blaring]

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-[gunshots] -[glass shattering]

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[tire popping]

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[stuttering]

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[tires screeching]

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We're goin' on foot.

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-[door opens] -[coins jingling]

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We gotta find a place to hide, Mugsy.

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Quick! Down that rabbit hole.

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[thuds] Okay, Mugsy. Throw down the cash.

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-[coins jingling] -And the rest.

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[loud thud]

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You okay, boss?

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We'll hide down here until the coast is clear.

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Now help me stash these bags.

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Eh, what's up, Docs?

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Forgive me, I wasn't expecting company.

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Listen up, rabbit.

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We're crashin' down here until we're done crashin' down here. Capeesh?

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Oh, well, sure. Make yourselves at home.

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But um, my washing machine is broken,

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so you'll have to take your dirty laundry someplace else.

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-Duh, this ain't laundry. -[coins jingling]

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-It's stolen cash. -Shaddap!

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[coins jingling]

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Now the rabbit knows too much.

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Mugsy? Go in the other room and take him out.

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Duh, okay, boss.

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[paper rustling]

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-[door closes] -[laughing maniacally]

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-So, where are ya gonna take me out, Mugsy? -Huh?

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The Stork Club? Copacabana?

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Copaca-what-now?

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The boss told ya to take me out, remember?

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Oh, yeah, but...

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You wouldn't wanna disappoint the boss now, would ya?

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Gee, no.

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Well then, what are ya waitin' for?

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C'mon! Take me out!

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[film rolling]

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[slurping]

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[hooves clopping]

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[Mugsy laughing] That was fun!

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Mugsy? Where were yas?

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Duh, I took the rabbit out, boss. Just like you said.

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And I had the most wonderful time.

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-That's it! -[groans]

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-Looks like I'll have to take care of the rabbit myself. -[knife clicks open]

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[man 1] Well, they can't hide down there forever! [laughs]

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The cops!

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They know we're down here. They got us cornered.

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Calm down, boys. Calm down.

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I can help you sneak past those cops.

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What do you mean, rabbit?

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If you're disguised as rabbits, the cops won't even notice ya.

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If you think I'm dressin' up like a rabbit--

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[man 1] As soon as they come out, blast 'em.

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You're absolutely right.

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Lookin' good, fellas. Lookin' good.

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Now let's see ya hop around.

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Just get down on all fours and hop up and down like this.

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Now, you try.

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Hmm. Not quite high enough. Hang on a second, fellas.

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[thuds]

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Now, that's more like it.

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Duh, wait a second.

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These guys ain't police. They look like...

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Hunters.

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[gunshots]

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-[thuds] -[gunshots]

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Well, what do ya know. It's rabbit season. [laughs]

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Now you're gonna get it, rabbit.

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Uh-oh.

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Clear out, boys. Make way. Official business.

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Rocky and Mugsy! This is the police!

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We know you're down there!

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Duh, it's the real police, Rocky.

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How we going to get out of this mess?

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Ya might have a fightin' chance if ya had a hostage.

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That's it. I'm takin' ya as hostage.

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Rocky? Surrender, or we're comin' down there.

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Not so fast, copper.

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I got me a hostage.

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And I'm bumpin' him off if ya try any funny business.

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Oh, for heaven's sake.

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Very well, Rocky. What are your demands?

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I want the keys to a getaway car.

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[Cop] All right. All right.

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-[keys jingling] -Huh!

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Okay, there, Rocky. You got your car. Now send up the hostage.

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C'mon, Mugsy. Grab the rabbit and let's go.

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What? C'mon, Doc. Live a little.

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Why settle for a getaway car

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when you can fly off in a getaway helicopter?

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Say, that's not a bad idea.

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Hey, copper! I want a helicopter.

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All right. All right.

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[helicopter hovering]

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-[keys jingling] -Huh!

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Hungry? How about a sandwich?

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Yeah. We want a sandwich.

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And your outfits are lookin' a little shabby. How about some designer suits?

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Send down some designer suits.

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Ooh. And how 'bout a bowling ball?

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And a bowling ball.

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Wait. Why do I want-- [groans]

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-And another bowling ball. -Uh-oh.

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Several gallons of hot tar.

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Chicken feathers.

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Eight more bowling balls.

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Liquid nitrogen.

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Two anvils. Super glue.

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Two barrels of gunpowder.

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Oh, and 300 sticks of dynamite.

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Well, it's been fun, fellas.

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-[coins jingling] -Here you are, officer.

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The boys should be out any second now.

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[both screaming]

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-[both crying] -Take us away already! Get us outta here!

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-Oh, quit your crying, ya babies. -[siren blaring]

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It just goes to show ya.

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Ya never know where you might end up

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when ya go down a rabbit hole.

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[laughing]

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[audience clapping]

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I, the great Daffini,

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will perform amazing feats of prestidigitation.

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For this trick, I shall need a volunteer.

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Huh? Who, what, when, where, how?

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Thank you for volunteering, my good sir!

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Now, will you please examine this mop.

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Does it seem like a normal mop to you?

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Yeah, seems like an ordinary mop to me.

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You hear that folks? An ordinary mop.

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Now, what does this look like to you?

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Uh... A bucket full of soapy water?

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No strings? No hidden compartments?

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-Not that I can see... -Right you are.

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Now, if you would please just place that ordinary mop

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into that ordinary bucket of soapy water.

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-Like this? -Fine, fine, just like that.

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Now, could you please take that ordinary mop

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and just push it around on the stage for me?

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-Like this? -Excellent! Just like that.

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As you can see, audience, this ordinary pig

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is pushing an ordinary mop across the stage.

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Eh, should I keep going?

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Yes, yes, back and forth. Back and forth.

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Good. Keep going.

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Now that we have established

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that there's nothing out of the ordinary taking place here on this stage,

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you are about to see one of the most amazing feats of magic

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about to unfold before your very eyes.

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[Porky sighing in exhaustion]

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There you have it, folks.

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[audience clapping]

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Excuse me, but what was so magical about that?

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Why, don't you see?

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You made all the dirt disappear.

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[Daffy exclaiming]

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[audience booing]

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[theme music playing]