-Faster, Mugsy. -Duh, okay, boss.
We're goin' on foot.
We gotta find a place to hide, Mugsy.
Quick! Down that rabbit hole.
Okay, Mugsy. Throw down the cash.
--And the rest.
You okay, boss?
We'll hide down here until the coast is clear.
Now help me stash these bags.
Eh, what's up, Docs?
Forgive me, I wasn't expecting company.
Listen up, rabbit.
We're crashin' down here until we're done crashin' down here. Capeesh?
Oh, well, sure. Make yourselves at home.
But um, my washing machine is broken,
so you'll have to take your dirty laundry someplace else.
-Duh, this ain't laundry. -
-It's stolen cash. -Shaddap!
Now the rabbit knows too much.
Mugsy? Go in the other room and take him out.
Duh, okay, boss.
-So, where are ya gonna take me out, Mugsy? -Huh?
The Stork Club? Copacabana?
Copaca-what-now?
The boss told ya to take me out, remember?
Oh, yeah, but...
You wouldn't wanna disappoint the boss now, would ya?
Gee, no.
Well then, what are ya waitin' for?
C'mon! Take me out!
That was fun!
Mugsy? Where were yas?
Duh, I took the rabbit out, boss. Just like you said.
And I had the most wonderful time.
-That's it! -
-Looks like I'll have to take care of the rabbit myself. -
Well, they can't hide down there forever!
The cops!
They know we're down here. They got us cornered.
Calm down, boys. Calm down.
I can help you sneak past those cops.
What do you mean, rabbit?
If you're disguised as rabbits, the cops won't even notice ya.
If you think I'm dressin' up like a rabbit--
As soon as they come out, blast 'em.
You're absolutely right.
Lookin' good, fellas. Lookin' good.
Now let's see ya hop around.
Just get down on all fours and hop up and down like this.
Now, you try.
Hmm. Not quite high enough. Hang on a second, fellas.
Now, that's more like it.
Duh, wait a second.
These guys ain't police. They look like...
Hunters.
Well, what do ya know. It's rabbit season.
Now you're gonna get it, rabbit.
Uh-oh.
Clear out, boys. Make way. Official business.
Rocky and Mugsy! This is the police!
We know you're down there!
Duh, it's the real police, Rocky.
How we going to get out of this mess?
Ya might have a fightin' chance if ya had a hostage.
That's it. I'm takin' ya as hostage.
Rocky? Surrender, or we're comin' down there.
Not so fast, copper.
I got me a hostage.
And I'm bumpin' him off if ya try any funny business.
Oh, for heaven's sake.
Very well, Rocky. What are your demands?
I want the keys to a getaway car.
All right. All right.
--Huh!
Okay, there, Rocky. You got your car. Now send up the hostage.
C'mon, Mugsy. Grab the rabbit and let's go.
What? C'mon, Doc. Live a little.
Why settle for a getaway car
when you can fly off in a getaway helicopter?
Say, that's not a bad idea.
Hey, copper! I want a helicopter.
All right. All right.
--Huh!
Hungry? How about a sandwich?
Yeah. We want a sandwich.
And your outfits are lookin' a little shabby. How about some designer suits?
Send down some designer suits.
Ooh. And how 'bout a bowling ball?
And a bowling ball.
Wait. Why do I want--
-And another bowling ball. -Uh-oh.
Several gallons of hot tar.
Chicken feathers.
Eight more bowling balls.
Liquid nitrogen.
Two anvils. Super glue.
Two barrels of gunpowder.
Oh, and 300 sticks of dynamite.
Well, it's been fun, fellas.
--Here you are, officer.
The boys should be out any second now.
--Take us away already! Get us outta here!
-Oh, quit your crying, ya babies. -
It just goes to show ya.
Ya never know where you might end up
when ya go down a rabbit hole.
I, the great Daffini,
will perform amazing feats of prestidigitation.
For this trick, I shall need a volunteer.
Huh? Who, what, when, where, how?
Thank you for volunteering, my good sir!
Now, will you please examine this mop.
Does it seem like a normal mop to you?
Yeah, seems like an ordinary mop to me.
You hear that folks? An ordinary mop.
Now, what does this look like to you?
Uh... A bucket full of soapy water?
No strings? No hidden compartments?
-Not that I can see... -Right you are.
Now, if you would please just place that ordinary mop
into that ordinary bucket of soapy water.
-Like this? -Fine, fine, just like that.
Now, could you please take that ordinary mop
and just push it around on the stage for me?
-Like this? -Excellent! Just like that.
As you can see, audience, this ordinary pig
is pushing an ordinary mop across the stage.
Eh, should I keep going?
Yes, yes, back and forth. Back and forth.
Good. Keep going.
Now that we have established
that there's nothing out of the ordinary taking place here on this stage,
you are about to see one of the most amazing feats of magic
about to unfold before your very eyes.
There you have it, folks.
Excuse me, but what was so magical about that?
Why, don't you see?
You made all the dirt disappear.