[theme music playing]
I'm gonna eat you for dinner, you dumb rabbit.
Not today, bub. [laughs]
[growls] That silly rabbit thinks he's smarter than me!
[Bugs] Yoo-hoo.
Get out here, you rabbit!
[Bugs] Whatever you're selling, I ain't buying.
Open up, rabbit. You're not getting away this time.
[Bugs] I don't have to open the door for you.
You're not the authorities.
Why you...
The authorities?
Say, that gives me an idea.
[evil laugh]
It's the police. Open up in the name of the law!
[Bugs laughs] Yeah, right.
I'll believe it when I-- Yipe!
Oh, I'm so sorry, officer.
I need you to step outside of your residence right now!
What'd I do?
I'm arresting you for uh...
being a rascally rabbit!
[gasps] All right, Mac. You got me.
It was only a matter of time until the jig was up.
That's right, you dumb rabbit.
I'm gonna eat you for di--
I mean, uh, question you at the station.
Now, I'm taking you in.
All right, all right.
Just let me say goodbye to my baby boy Junior.
Hey, Junior! I'm going to jail.
Junior? Where'd you go?
My baby! Oh, my baby! My little baby!
He's gone! Where could he be? Where?
He's missing, Doc! Missing!
Uh... I...
There he is! Look, he's up in that tree!
Officer, you gotta save my baby.
-But I don't see your baby. -There, in the branches.
-I still can't see him. -Up near the leaves.
-That's where I'm looking. -He's right in front of ya.
You got to look up, Mac. Up.
I'm trying, but I just can't seem to find him.
I got an idea. Maybe you need to get a little closer.
[crying]
Up here, you dummy!
Goodness gracious! That baby's gonna fall!
[grunting]
[bawling]
Almost there. Hold on.
-Baby, where did you go? -Goo-goo, gaa-gaa.
[gasps] No, no, no, Junior!
Just toss that here like a good little...
[sighs in relief]
baby!
What about this toy?
Oh, that's dangerous, too. Give that here, baby.
-And this one? -And that one.
Give me that!
And that one.
And that one, too.
And that one. And that one, and that one.
That one, that one, and that one, that one, that one, too... and that one!
Okay, baby, is that it?
It sure is.
Well, now, I'll just...
Oh, dear.
[crash]
Wow! How lucky! Not even a scratch.
Officer, officer! Get yourself together!
My baby is trapped in the river!
I need you to save him, officer!
Goo-goo, gaa-gaa.
I'll save you, baby.
Now I got ya.
Gotcha!
Wait a minute. You're just a dumb, ugly snapping turtle.
Get back in the water so I can step on ya!
Huh?
-Oh, dear. -[chomping]
[Elmer screaming]
[groans, gasps]
-[screaming continues] -This rescue effort was a "turtle" disaster.
This is no time to be swimming! You gotta help my baby!
I'm through saving your baby.
What do you mean? You're a police officer.
Yeah, well, I got lots of crime to stop.
I gotta prioritize. So, I'm taking you in.
You're right, Doc.
Who cares if a cute little innocent baby gets blown up
into a million pieces in a minefield?
Did you say minefield?
Yeah, that one right over there.
Gracious! Oh, really? Oh, no!
Baby!
Aaa, goo-goo, gaa-gaa.
Aaa...
Oh, no, no, no...
Ooh!
Whoa, no, baby! Hold on!
[suckling]
Oh, no! Baby!
Don't worry, sweet baby.
Sleep tight. I'll save you.
[grunts]
I saved you, pretty baby. [kisses]
-[beeping] -Oh, dear--
Well, looks like he should have "mined" his own business.
[laughs]
[theme music playing]
[stomach growls]
Huh?
[tires screech]
-[tires screech] -[grunts]
[indistinct chatter]
[barks, pants]
Ooh, I've always wanted to fly an aeroplane.
[pilot] Of course, little buddy, just push this button
to kick-start the thrusters, and we'll be on our way.
Roger that, captain.
This day has been so...
exhausting.
[theme music playing]
[opera music playing]
[music stops]
[snoring]
[clears throat]
[snoring continues]
[clears throat]
[snoring continues]
-[clears throat] -[snoring continues]
[dinging]
[yawns]
[opera music resumes]
[smacking sound]
[smacking lips]
[bottle rolling]
[growls]
[buzzing]
[blows]
[screams]
[crashing]
[crying]
[clucking, whooping]
-[exclaims] -[both whooping]
[opera music concludes]
[audience applauding, cheering]
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