[theme music playing]
[birds chirping]
Phew! Setting a camp is hard work.
Time to get some much needed rest and relaxation.
Peace, tranquility. Hardly a sound for miles around.
[drums beating]
Hmm, must be a woodpecker.
[laughs]
[drum beating]
A really annoying woodpecker.
[sighs] Hopefully they're finished pecking.
[drum beating fast]
Hey, that's no woodpecker.
What's making that noise?
Huh?
A duck playing drums?
Excuse me.
-Hey! Hey, duck! -[quacks]
Sorry, chum, didn't see ya there.
What's the trouble?
The trouble is your bongos are very loud and rather annoying.
I came to this serene landscape for rest and relaxation.
So can you please play somewhere else?
Sure thing, pal! It's no trouble at all.
Thank you.
[sighs in relief] Now that's more like it.
[drums beating]
[screams in anger]
Hey! I told you to play those drums somewhere else!
I am. I was over there and now I'm over here.
-Whoo-hoo! -No!
Just stop playing those drums.
All right, all right. No need to get your petunias in a twist.
Let's try this one more time.
[loud drum set playing]
[growls in anger]
What are you doing?
You said you would stop playing those drums!
And I did. These aren't those drums, these are these drums.
His percussion perception is pretty pathetic!
-Oh, I oughta... -What'd I do? What'd I do?
You keep playin' those loud, disagreeable drums!
-What's wrong with that? -It's annoying, and...
And what else?
-[jazzy drum beat playing] -And it's an unpleasant racket.
-And what else? -And it's irritating.
-What else? -And it's aggravating.
Go on...
-And it's infuriating. -Yeah?
-It's exasperating'. -Yeah.
-Flat out discombobulating! -Do it, Mack!
♪ And I'm stressed out at work So I head for the pines
♪ But this dumb drummin' duck is destroyin' my mind
♪ I wanna rest, wanna nap Wanna take a big snooze
♪ But this mad, manic mallard Keeps a-drumming the blues
♪ Tried to reason with the loon but he just won't stop
♪ He's polluting mother nature With that old bepop
♪ So lay off off the skins Stop pounding your kit
♪ 'Cause this syncopated rhythm is making me lose my... ♪
[growls] Mind!
Yeah, man! Go! Go! Whoo-hoo!
Oh! Stop making me scat!
Ew. You should really see a doctor about that.
[plays beat]
And that too!
[grunts]
There! [laughs]
Let's see that crazy duck play drums without a drum!
[yawns]
[smacks lips]
[growling]
[screams in anger]
Where'd he go? Drummy come out, come out, wherever you are!
[panting]
That duck is literally playing me like a drum.
Say... Maybe he needs to start playing to the beat of a different drum.
[cackles]
Oh, Tom-tom, Where'd you go?
Over here, Mr. Duck. I have a surprise for you.
A surprise? For me?
Yeah, I'm sorry I overreacted.
I wanted to make it right, so I got you these.
Wow-wee! All for me?
They say it's really loud.
Lotta bang for your buck.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
Thanks a million. A brand new drum set!
What a-what a palanthro-puss! Wh-Wha...
Wait a minute.
What's the big idea?
Uh, is something bomb? I mean, wrong?
I think you're trying to hurt me.
Oh, no, I would never...
You really expect me to play these drums...
Without a stool? That would totally mess with my lumbago.
Oh, right, right. How forgetful of me. Here.
One, two, three...
[laughs]
Now that he's resting in pieces,
I can have a nice, peaceful rest.
-[rock music playing] -What the...
Who needs drums when they give you one of these bad boys!
[playing guitar solo]
Rest and relaxation! Rest and relaxation! Rest and relaxation!
[theme music playing]
Hey, what's the big idea...
[screaming]
You miserable trickster! I'm gonna murder-lize you!
[screaming]
[bird chirping]
Dinner has finally landed.
Hi-yah!
[bird tweets]
Mother.
[crashes]
I can't keep this up!
What's the point of chasing birds, If they're just gonna fly away?
Am I even meant to eat birds?
Oh, just give me a sign!
[hammer knocking]
Hmm. "Bird Aviary. Open to public."
[birds chirping]
Bushels of birds in a giant cage that can't fly away?
It sounds too good to be true, which means it probably is.
Eh, what do I got to lose.
Whoa, mama!
-[birds chirping and tweeting] -[triumphant orchestral music playing]
[birds sing angelic choir]
Oh, what an amazing place.
It's like my very own bird buffet!
[chirps]
Ooh, I think I'll start with this chirpy little appetizer.
[grunts]
Hi-yah!
Did I get 'em?
Who can eat a Tu-can? I can.
[thuds]
[crashes]
Okay. I'm onto your little game.
Yoo-hoo!
Ha! You missed!
Uh, what're you staring at?
That's the one.
Drowsy, isolated and presumably delicious.
[flamenco music playing]
[growls]
This is not what I had in mind.
Well, hello.
Awk. Hello!
He's a plump one, isn't he?
Awk. He's a plump one, isn't he?
Hey, you some kinda smart alec?
Awk, you some kinda smart alec?
-Knock it off. -Knock it off.
-I'm serious! -I'm serious.
If you don't cut that out, I'll sock you right in the jaw.
If you don't cut that out, I'll sock myself right in the jaw.
[grunts in pain]
[parrot] Awk. [whistles]
Hmm. Woodpeckers are known for their oaky flavor.
I think I'll try a sample.
[gulps] Mm-mm! That hits the spot.
Oh, boy! Another woodpecker!
[munches]
Third's it is.
[munches]
Ah, sure. I can eat another one.
[munches]
Tasty, these snack-sized birds. But not terribly fill...
[knocking]
Eh?
Oh! I've had enough of this place. Aah!
I gotta get outta here. Where's the exit?
Ah-ha!
Well, I didn't get my dinner, but at least this day can't get any worse.
[screeching]
Oh, no!
Oh! Please don't hurt me!
I've had enough.
Oh, don't be scared, baby bird.
It's just dinner time.
Dinner? What are we having? Omelets?
[baby birds chirping]
My favorite! Oof!
Eat up, my babies. There's more where that came from.
[gulps]
Well, you know what they say...
If you can't eat 'em, join... [grunts]
[theme music playing]