Phew! Setting a camp is hard work.
Time to get some much needed rest and relaxation.
Peace, tranquility. Hardly a sound for miles around.
Hmm, must be a woodpecker.
A really annoying woodpecker.
Hopefully they're finished pecking.
Hey, that's no woodpecker.
What's making that noise?
Huh?
A duck playing drums?
Excuse me.
-Hey! Hey, duck! -
Sorry, chum, didn't see ya there.
What's the trouble?
The trouble is your bongos are very loud and rather annoying.
I came to this serene landscape for rest and relaxation.
So can you please play somewhere else?
Sure thing, pal! It's no trouble at all.
Thank you.
Now that's more like it.
Hey! I told you to play those drums somewhere else!
I am. I was over there and now I'm over here.
-Whoo-hoo! -No!
Just stop playing those drums.
All right, all right. No need to get your petunias in a twist.
Let's try this one more time.
What are you doing?
You said you would stop playing those drums!
And I did. These aren't those drums, these are these drums.
His percussion perception is pretty pathetic!
-Oh, I oughta... -What'd I do? What'd I do?
You keep playin' those loud, disagreeable drums!
-What's wrong with that? -It's annoying, and...
And what else?
--And it's an unpleasant racket.
-And what else? -And it's irritating.
-What else? -And it's aggravating.
Go on...
-And it's infuriating. -Yeah?
-It's exasperating'. -Yeah.
-Flat out discombobulating! -Do it, Mack!
♪ And I'm stressed out at work So I head for the pines
♪ But this dumb drummin' duck is destroyin' my mind
♪ I wanna rest, wanna nap Wanna take a big snooze
♪ But this mad, manic mallard Keeps a-drumming the blues
♪ Tried to reason with the loon but he just won't stop
♪ He's polluting mother nature With that old bepop
♪ So lay off off the skins Stop pounding your kit
Mind!
Yeah, man! Go! Go! Whoo-hoo!
Oh! Stop making me scat!
Ew. You should really see a doctor about that.
And that too!
There!
Let's see that crazy duck play drums without a drum!
Where'd he go? Drummy come out, come out, wherever you are!
That duck is literally playing me like a drum.
Say... Maybe he needs to start playing to the beat of a different drum.
Oh, Tom-tom, Where'd you go?
Over here, Mr. Duck. I have a surprise for you.
A surprise? For me?
Yeah, I'm sorry I overreacted.
I wanted to make it right, so I got you these.
Wow-wee! All for me?
They say it's really loud.
Lotta bang for your buck.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
Thanks a million. A brand new drum set!
What a-what a palanthro-puss! Wh-Wha...
Wait a minute.
What's the big idea?
Uh, is something bomb? I mean, wrong?
I think you're trying to hurt me.
Oh, no, I would never...
You really expect me to play these drums...
Without a stool? That would totally mess with my lumbago.
Oh, right, right. How forgetful of me. Here.
One, two, three...
Now that he's resting in pieces,
I can have a nice, peaceful rest.
--What the...
Who needs drums when they give you one of these bad boys!
Rest and relaxation! Rest and relaxation! Rest and relaxation!
Hey, what's the big idea...
You miserable trickster! I'm gonna murder-lize you!
Dinner has finally landed.
Hi-yah!
Mother.
I can't keep this up!
What's the point of chasing birds, If they're just gonna fly away?
Am I even meant to eat birds?
Oh, just give me a sign!
Hmm. "Bird Aviary. Open to public."
Bushels of birds in a giant cage that can't fly away?
It sounds too good to be true, which means it probably is.
Eh, what do I got to lose.
Whoa, mama!
Oh, what an amazing place.
It's like my very own bird buffet!
Ooh, I think I'll start with this chirpy little appetizer.
Hi-yah!
Did I get 'em?
Who can eat a Tu-can? I can.
Okay. I'm onto your little game.
Yoo-hoo!
Ha! You missed!
Uh, what're you staring at?
That's the one.
Drowsy, isolated and presumably delicious.
This is not what I had in mind.
Well, hello.
Awk. Hello!
He's a plump one, isn't he?
Awk. He's a plump one, isn't he?
Hey, you some kinda smart alec?
Awk, you some kinda smart alec?
-Knock it off. -Knock it off.
-I'm serious! -I'm serious.
If you don't cut that out, I'll sock you right in the jaw.
If you don't cut that out, I'll sock myself right in the jaw.
Awk.
Hmm. Woodpeckers are known for their oaky flavor.
I think I'll try a sample.
Mm-mm! That hits the spot.
Oh, boy! Another woodpecker!
Third's it is.
Ah, sure. I can eat another one.
Tasty, these snack-sized birds. But not terribly fill...
Eh?
Oh! I've had enough of this place. Aah!
I gotta get outta here. Where's the exit?
Ah-ha!
Well, I didn't get my dinner, but at least this day can't get any worse.
Oh, no!
Oh! Please don't hurt me!
I've had enough.
Oh, don't be scared, baby bird.
It's just dinner time.
Dinner? What are we having? Omelets?
My favorite! Oof!
Eat up, my babies. There's more where that came from.
Well, you know what they say...
If you can't eat 'em, join...