1 00:00:12,879 --> 00:00:14,381 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:49,516 [screeching] 3 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,356 Hmm. I should really learn to play this game. 4 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:06,900 Fascinating. 5 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:09,202 Hey, eight ball, what's the big idea, 6 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,638 parking your flying tin cigar on me? 7 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:16,142 Say, you wouldn't happen to be an Earth creature, by chance, would you? 8 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:17,377 Of course I am. 9 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,479 I was born and bred on Earth. 10 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,114 Oh, what luck. 11 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:22,715 Quite impressive, too. 12 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:25,652 You're an absolute perfect specimen. 13 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,320 Oh, cut it out. 14 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,988 You're going to make me blush. 15 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,491 Would you allow me to perform a few tests on you, 16 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,893 Mr. Earth Creature, please? 17 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,796 Test? Gosh, I didn't even study. 18 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:40,166 Hey! What the heck is this? 19 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,568 What are you doing? 20 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:52,512 First, the molecular conductivity test. 21 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,616 -[device whirs] -Moleculiar what? 22 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,853 Oh, my. 23 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,188 Very interesting reaction. 24 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,698 Very good, earthling. 25 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:15,001 Now we'll perform the elasticity sufferance test. 26 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,979 Now the vibrato ravagization test. 27 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:27,347 [device whirs] 28 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:32,785 [gasps] 29 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:34,821 If you could please insert this in-- 30 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,389 Not on your life, pal. 31 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,459 Find yourself another rube to test on, 'cause I'm out. 32 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:41,661 Oh, dear. 33 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,130 We haven't even gotten to the best test yet. 34 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:53,673 Oh, where did that Earth creature go? 35 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:54,908 Psst. 36 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,245 [Bugs] Over here, Mac. 37 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,314 You're looking for Earth creatures, are you? 38 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:02,916 Oh, yes, indeed, I-- 39 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,085 -[muffled] -Shh! Not so loud, Mac. 40 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,021 I got some nice, premium 41 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:10,156 Earth creature out back for you. 42 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,491 What do you say? 43 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:14,761 I would very much like that. 44 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,062 Here you are, kid. 45 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,031 First one's free. 46 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,368 Oh, goody, goody. 47 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,405 A new Earth creature to experiment on. 48 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:30,276 Hmm. I don't see anything in here. 49 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,344 [grunts] 50 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,748 -[whistles] -[tires screech] 51 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:46,125 Oh, this makes me very furioso. 52 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:51,631 I wonder if that little bowling ball phoned home yet. 53 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,967 All right, you stubborn Earth creature, 54 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,202 it's time to resume testing. 55 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,139 Hold up there, broomface. 56 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,208 You can't be doing this to people. 57 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,577 Us earthlings, we got laws. 58 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,479 But I'm not from Earth. 59 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,249 -I'm from Mars. -From Mars? 60 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:11,251 How do I know you're from Mars? 61 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:12,719 You got any credentials? 62 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,487 Yes, I do. 63 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,291 Behold, my official Martian license. 64 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,293 Let me see that. 65 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,495 Why, this license is expired, Doc. 66 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,464 What? Expired? 67 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,133 Yeah. See the date? It's no good. 68 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:31,170 But... but I need that to do my Martian stuff. 69 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,939 Listen, Doc, you're in luck. 70 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:36,075 We can just renew your license right here. 71 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,111 I can give you your Martian test. 72 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,847 I happen to be an official test giver. 73 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,515 Oh, goody. 74 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,852 All right. First, you got to do the written portion of the exam. 75 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:49,088 Can a Martian withstand a ten-ton weight? 76 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,256 Hmm. 77 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,294 -[Marvin] No. -[Bugs] Great. 78 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,695 That's one right. 79 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:58,431 You're on a roll, Doc. Now for the physical test. 80 00:04:58,498 --> 00:04:59,532 [machine buzzes] 81 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,869 [gasping] 82 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,438 How long must I do this for? 83 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,207 Eh, just keep going, Doc. 84 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,609 I'm collecting data. 85 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:13,846 [gasping] 86 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,022 [gasping loudly] 87 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,226 [wheezes] 88 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,028 All right. Breathe into this. 89 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,469 [Marvin in high-pitched voice] Did I pass yet? 90 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,576 Now onto the final portion of the exam. 91 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,044 The driving test. 92 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,580 And begin. 93 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:57,390 Oh, this is easy. 94 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,594 [groans] 95 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,396 [screams] 96 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,408 Pencils down. 97 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:17,744 Let's see how you did. 98 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:21,748 [whirs and beeps] 99 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,249 [machine] Pt-ooie. 100 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,585 Hey, congrats, laughing boy. 101 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,086 You passed the test. 102 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,855 Here's your new license. 103 00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:31,791 [gasps] Oh, goody, goody. 104 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,359 I'm a Martian again. 105 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:35,128 I'm a Martian agai-- 106 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,296 Wait. 107 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,133 This is an Earth license. 108 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,469 Huh. Guess that means you're an earthling now. 109 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,138 A what? 110 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,372 [gasps] 111 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:50,977 [alien] Bring this Earth creature 112 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,045 back to the lab for testing. 113 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:56,716 What? No! Unhand me at once! 114 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,387 Well, I guess that's what happens 115 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:03,890 when you space out during class. 116 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:05,925 [chuckles] 117 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:08,094 [theme music playing] 118 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,938 Uh, hello. I would like a ba... [stuttering] 119 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:22,275 I would like a ba... Yes, I'd like a... [stuttering] 120 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:25,945 [screams] Baboon! 121 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,113 [screaming] 122 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,782 He's lucky. That was my last baboon. 123 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:47,967 Beep, beep. 124 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,137 [coughs] 125 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,507 [gasps] 126 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,379 [panting] 127 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,020 Beep, beep. 128 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:10,957 Beep, beep. 129 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:17,830 Beep, beep. 130 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,713 Beep, beep. 131 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,579 Beep, beep. 132 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:29,402 Phew! 133 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,441 Phew! 134 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:48,588 Beep, beep. 135 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,356 [blows raspberry] 136 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:42,541 Beep, beep. 137 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,012 [loud crash] 138 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:51,384 Beep, beep. 139 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,868 [theme music playing]