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[electricity crackling]

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[theme music playing]

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[enthralling instrumental music playing]

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Well, I just withdrew my entire life's savings from the bank.

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I don't have two nickels to rub together!

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Now how will Daffy and I make this month's rent?

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[screams]

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What gives?

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Dazzling Duck Beauty Contest?

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$50 grand prize!

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Why, I know a dazzling duck.

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Dazzling duck!

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-Wrong apartment. -No, no.

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There's a beauty compet-- A good-looking duck contest!

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And, when you win the $50 grand prize we can pay our rent!

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Pass.

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First we'll pay the rent, and then--

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Oh! And merciful heavens, Daffy! You're an Abomination!

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Balderdash!

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Daffy, if you're going to win this contest,

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then you're gonna have to take a bath.

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No way, Jose! I got trauma, don't chya know?

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Why, it was years ago, when I was but a young duckling,

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A bath beat me up and stole my lunch money.

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No! no! You can't do this to me!

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Ducks are afraid of water!

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Now, Daffy, we need that $50.

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[water splashes]

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Doesn't that feel better?

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A dummy!

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Takes one to know one, fatso!

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[whooping]

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You're getting clean one way or another!

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[whooping]

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-Ow! -[whooping]

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Now I've got you cornered.

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No! No!

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You don't have to do this!

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Yes, yes I do!

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[whooping]

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Now, you come out of there, you dirty bird!

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♪ Kiss me my little cannoliii♪

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♪ By the mooonliiiight ♪

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-[gasps] -Hmm?

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Hey buster, a little privacy if you wouldn't mind!

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Jeez, what a weirdo!

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All right, where is that duck?

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I'm right here, ya dope!

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Here lookin' at you, kid!

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[humming]

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Oh, I'm gonna get you.

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Missed me!

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Missed me again! [whooping]

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[laughing maniacally]

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Alrighty, that does it!

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Gee, that's a tough break there, buddy.

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[humming]

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There ya go, ol' pal.

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[scatting]

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Oh, my goodness, little fella.

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What are you doing in here all... by...your... self?

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[chomping]

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[cheerful humming] Won't be long now...

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[chomping continues]

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Now I've got you right where. Come to papa!

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[sniffles] Guess I... I guess there's only one thing left to do.

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All right, let's have a look at you.

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Yes yes, fine plumage, very good,

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Mmm-hmm, excellent posture.

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Great Scott!

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Forgive me ladies and gentlemen, but is this some kind of joke?

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This pageant is over!

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Because we have such an obvious winner!

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There you are, son.

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Thank you very much!

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Congratulations to this year's Dazzling Duck!

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I just knew you could do it, pal!

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[humming] ♪ Do, da, do, da, roo, da, da♪

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♪ Roo, da, do, da♪

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♪ Do, do, do, da, do, da, de♪

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♪ Oh, da, do, da, de♪

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♪ Dum, dum, do, da do, da, da♪

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♪ Do, da, do, da♪

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♪ Da, da, do, da, da♪

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♪ Oh, da, do, da, de ♪

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[growling]

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[barking]

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[barking]

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Ah, shaddap!

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Well, you're all bark and no bite, boy.

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Maybe you're just not cut out

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for this guarding the henhouse business.

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Might be time to try something else.

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Find a new calling. Vocation that is.

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Well, I say, what ya got there?

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Painting a picture, huh?

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That's good, boy.

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Better put your efforts into something more artistic,

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I say with a little bit more perseverance,

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you might become a regular Hieronymus Bosch.

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Hey! Lemme see!

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What, I say, what do we have here? Huh?

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Oh,

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what is this modern art junk?

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I don't get it.

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Is it supposed to be representative of something?

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Well, speak up, boy.

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I say, let's call this whole-thing off.

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[groans]

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[theme music playing]

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[whirring, clanging]

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Eureka!

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My creation is complete!

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[laughs whimsically]

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Oh, I'm such an evil genius.

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I bet you think this is a "free money" tunnel, don't you?

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Boy, are you wrong!

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It's a fried rabbit sandwich making machine...

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In disguise.

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[crunching and chewing]

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Eh...

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What you got there, Doc?

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Oh, hello, Mr. Wabbit.

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This is a money tunnel.

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You simply walk through it,

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and at the very end

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there is a big pile of money waiting for you.

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No kidding?

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No kidding.

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Go on, give it a try.

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[laughing maniacally]

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Gee, thanks, Doc.

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You know, you have a really big heart.

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And after I eat you,

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I'll have a really big stomach, too.

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[buzzing]

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Let the process begin.

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-[dings] -Oh, the plucking. The plucking!

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Goodbye, mangy wabbit fur.

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-[dings] -Oh, "Tenderize."

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Not so tough anymore, are ya, wabbit?

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-[dings] -Let the good times "Roll."

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-[dings] -And basting and roasting.

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-And mayonnaising. -[buzzing]

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[creepy voice] Because everyone loves mayonnaise.

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Everyone.

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And finally...

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-[dings] -Oh, he's frying.

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He's frying!

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Oh, boy. Time to feast on crispy wabbit flesh!

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[dings and buzzing]

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Wow-wee, Doc.

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I'm gonna buy me a carrot farm.

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You better get in there, Doc!

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Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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I am not gonna fall for that old twick.

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Gimme that cash!

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[screams]

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-[dings] -Wait a second.

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Hey! [laughs]

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[dings]

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[groaning]

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[dings]

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Where's the cash...

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[dings]

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[dings]

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[dings]

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[screaming]

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-[dings] -[continues screaming]

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So, uh, listen, Doc, I was wondering...

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[dings and buzzing]

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-[sizzling] -Hang on a second.

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Is that mayonnaise?

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Everyone loves mayonnaise!

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Whoa!

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[spits and gags]

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Yuck! Taste like failure.

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[Elmer] Oh, well, back at the drawing board.

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[theme music playing]

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Well, time to put the cat out.

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[grunts] Come on, Sylvester, you know the drill.

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Cats out at six-forty... Six-forty... Quarter to seven!

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[thudding]

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Why you--

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[blows raspberry]

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[stammering]

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[screams] Sylvester!