[theme music playing]
[gags]
[upbeat music playing]
Here's your birthday cake, Tweety.
Double fudge chocolate seed cake.
Your favorite!
Mmm.
Oh, boy, I can't wait!
I just love birthdays.
I'll be right back with some refreshments.
[thuds]
[exclaims]
What do they put in this stuff?
[doorbell ringing]
Oh, look! A package.
With no label or shipping address?
The president always says, "If you see a suspicious package,
call the bomb squad."
Remember, if you see something, tell people.
[sirens wailing]
[motor whirring]
[explosion]
Wow. That idea really bombed.
[thrashing]
[dramatic music playing]
Blow out the candles, Tweety.
[inhales deeply]
[gulps]
[fire bell ringing]
[thrashing]
[amusing music playing]
[growling]
Back, peasant.
Birthday magician coming through.
[doorbell ringing]
Ooh. Granny got me a magician.
Come in! Come in!
Ladies and gentlemen.
For my first illusion, the disappearing canary trick.
[amusing music playing]
Okay, that's the end of the performance. See you next time.
[thuds]
Now, this idea can't fail.
[snoring]
[creaking]
[Granny] Okay, Tweety. Time to open your presents.
Ooh. Birdseed! Thank you, Granny!
[whirring]
Look at that, a pinata.
I just love pinata's.
So, do I!
[thrashing]
No candy is coming out, Granny.
Let me give it one last whack.
[glass breaking]
[thrashing]
Now, that's what I call a house party.
[both laughing]
I am the mysterious, magnificent quack!
I can see into your future!
[thunder rumbling]
What questions do you have for the cosmos?
Oh, dear. I do have just one question.
Uh, my life has been lonely lately.
Is there anybody out there for me?
I see...
I see... A dark figure.
It's not clear, but there's somebody.
Really?
[giggles]
Can you tell me who it is?
I need a stronger connection to get a read.
Perhaps, you could hold your hands over the crystal ball.
I'll do anything to know who it is.
It's materializing!
Close your eyes!
Try to visualize your partner.
I can't. Who is it?
It's... It's...
It's me.
I do!
Let's get married right away!
Do you promise to cherish and hold, in sickness and health,
-for richer and-- -We do!
[exclaim excitedly]
Well, this isn't what I was hoping for.
But, I guess marriage is all about compromise.
[dramatic music playing]
[panting]
[clanking]
[Road Runner beeps]
Whew.
[Road Runner beeps]
[thuds]
[sinister music playing]
[dramatic music playing]
[screeches]
[crashes]
[horn honking]
[Road Runner beeps]
[horn honking]
[Road Runner beeps]
[theme music playing]