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[theme music playing]

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[gags]

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[upbeat music playing]

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Here's your
birthday cake, Tweety.

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Double fudge chocolate
seed cake.

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Your favorite!

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Mmm.

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Oh, boy, I can't wait!

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I just love birthdays.

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I'll be right back
with some refreshments.

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[thuds]

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[exclaims]

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What do they put in this stuff?

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[doorbell ringing]

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Oh, look! A package.

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With no label
or shipping address?

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The president always says,
"If you see
a suspicious package,

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call the bomb squad."

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Remember, if you see something,
tell people.

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[sirens wailing]

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[motor whirring]

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[explosion]

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Wow. That idea really bombed.

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[thrashing]

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[dramatic music playing]

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Blow out the candles, Tweety.

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[inhales deeply]

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[gulps]

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[fire bell ringing]

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[thrashing]

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[amusing music playing]

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[growling]

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Back, peasant.

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Birthday magician
coming through.

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[doorbell ringing]

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Ooh. Granny got me a magician.

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Come in! Come in!

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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For my first illusion,
the disappearing canary trick.

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[amusing music playing]

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Okay, that's the end
of the performance.
See you next time.

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[thuds]

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Now, this idea can't fail.

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[snoring]

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[creaking]

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[Granny] Okay, Tweety.
Time to open your presents.

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Ooh. Birdseed!
Thank you, Granny!

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[whirring]

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Look at that, a pinata.

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I just love pinata's.

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So, do I!

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[thrashing]

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No candy is coming out, Granny.

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Let me give it one last whack.

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[glass breaking]

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[thrashing]

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Now, that's what
I call a house party.

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[both laughing]

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I am the mysterious,
magnificent quack!

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I can see into your future!

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[thunder rumbling]

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What questions do you have
for the cosmos?

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Oh, dear.
I do have just one question.

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Uh, my life has
been lonely lately.

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Is there anybody
out there for me?

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I see...

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I see... A dark figure.

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It's not clear,
but there's somebody.

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Really?

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[giggles]

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Can you tell me who it is?

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I need a stronger connection
to get a read.

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Perhaps, you could
hold your hands
over the crystal ball.

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I'll do anything
to know who it is.

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It's materializing!

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Close your eyes!

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Try to visualize your partner.

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I can't. Who is it?

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It's... It's...

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It's me.

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I do!

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Let's get married right away!

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Do you promise
to cherish and hold,
in sickness and health,

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-for richer and--
-We do!

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[exclaim excitedly]

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Well, this isn't what
I was hoping for.

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But, I guess marriage is
all about compromise.

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[dramatic music playing]

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[panting]

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[clanking]

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[Road Runner beeps]

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Whew.

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[Road Runner beeps]

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[thuds]

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[sinister music playing]

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[dramatic music playing]

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[screeches]

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[crashes]

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[horn honking]

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[Road Runner beeps]

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[Road Runner beeps]

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[Road Runner beeps]

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[Road Runner beeps]

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[horn honking]

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[Road Runner beeps]

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[theme music playing]