[theme music playing]
[dramatic music playing]
[bird chirping]
[intense music playing]
[chomping]
-[whimpering] -[growling]
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
[humming tune]
Ah!
Oh, uh, Daffy.
I'm back with breakfast.
Oh, goody, goody!
What is it? What is it?
Eh, something delicious.
One hundred percent organic.
Gluten free.
It'll melt in your mouth.
It's... It's stones.
Stone appetit.
Enough!
No more eating rocks.
I'm sick and tired of being nothing but skin and stones.
Porky, today we are gonna have a stone,
a dinosaur.
What? Don't be savage.
I'm a gatherer.
Not a hunter.
But just imagine all the delicious possibilities
we could be eatin'.
Pterodactyl tacos.
Steg-'em-a-la-saurus soup.
Ah!
-T-bone rack! -Mmm, mmm!
Ooh. Let's go out there
and get ourselves a real... [stammering]
Let's eat a dinosaur.
Pork Stone, my friend,
today we are gonna climb to the top of the food chain
and behave like the advanced,
civilized species we really are.
[chittering]
[adventurous music playing]
Oh! Ooh, boy.
Something tells me if we follow those big old feet prints,
we'll find a big old meal.
I don't know, Daffy.
Those footprints are pretty big.
And you know what they say about big feet.
Big breakfast.
Come on, Porkus Majorcus.
We're top of the food chain. Remember?
Right.
Top of the food chain.
[gasps]
[coughs]
I've been sick.
Phew.
Well, he's a little scrawny,
but he'll make a nice fun-sized snack.
[shushes]
[dramatic music playing]
[stomach growling]
[burps]
[whimpers]
Daffy, you scared our dinner away.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about your disgusting... [stammers]
What's the matter?
Dinosaur got your tongue?
Hey, buster, paws off the merchandise.
Why, I oughta give you 40 licks...
[growls]
Licks? [chuckles nervously]
[roars]
[intense music playing]
[screaming]
Well, now looks like a good time to...
[yelling] Run for our lives!
Whoo-hoo!
[thrilling music playing]
[panting]
Look! There's trusty old Bessy.
Let's hitch a ride out of this mess.
Giddy up, girl! Onward to safety!
Uh-uh, no, no, no.
It's my lunch hour.
Can't you let a buggy in peace? Sheesh.
[sighs] Oh, no!
Bessy rolled away.
-[triumphant music playing] -Rolled away!
That gives me an idea.
Wait right here.
[growling]
[stammering] Daffy.
[growling]
[crying]
[crying hysterically] Daffy, please hurry.
[Daffy] Eureka!
Please, ladies and gents, I present to you history's
greatest invention, the wheel.
And history's second greatest invention,
the pig-powered motorcycle.
[engine accelerating]
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!
[engine revving]
[growling]
Wow! Good thinking, Daffy.
We outran him.
Good riddance to that dino-sore loser.
[both laugh]
[gulps]
[dramatic music playing]
[crackling]
Ah! Who'd have guessed
that the best place to fill our bellies
would be inside the belly of a beast?
We may not be at the top of the food chain,
but a parasite's life is a life for me.
[bell dings]
[stammering] Dinner's ready.
Boy, oh boy! What is it this time?
[stammering] Why, it's kidney soup.
Mmm-hmm.
[slurps]
[belching]
Oops. [laughs]
I guess it's a kidney stone soup.
-[grunts] -Oh, well...
Stone appe--
[both grunting]
[theme music playing]
[amusing instrumental music playing]
Oh!
Slow down, will you?
I'll get you, you crazy wabbit.
You've been saying that for almost a century now. [chuckles]
[grunts]
I did it. I got you.
Who's laughing now, wabbit?
I am. [laughs]
And I'm gonna club you good.
No... [choking]
Okay, Doc, okay.
You got me fair and square.
You can club me.
But before you do, I just have one last thing to say.
What is it?
Congratulations!
[blows whistle]
Congratulations?
That's right. You just caught your 1000th rabbit.
You're the Rabbit Hunter of the Year.
Wait a minute.
-You're the first wabbit I've ever caught. -[buzzer sounds]
[chuckles nervously] I meant to say,
you're Rabbit Hunter of the Year
for catching the best rabbit in the forest.
Number one.
That's me.
Gee, that award sounds like quite an honor.
It sure is, Doc.
Too bad it's not real.
Well, if it's not real, then why's the paparazzi
waiting for you behind those bushes?
Paparazzi?
[camera flashing]
There he is!
Looking good, mighty hunter.
Whoa! Too bright.
-[camera flashing] -Easy with... that flash.
-Oh! -[camera flashing]
Oh, Mr. Fudd? Quick! You're needed in makeup.
Makeup?
Got to get you ready for the big TV interview.
Interview--
[blubbering]
Looking good, looking good.
[comical instrumental music playing]
Perfect!
There. Now just act natural.
Oh, please, Mr. Fudd, have a seat.
Tell me what the Rabbit Hunter of the Year award means to you.
-Well-- -Hang on,
audio's a little soft.
Break out the boom mic!
Boom mic. Coming right up!
I wonder why they call it a boom mic.
-[exploding] -Back to the interview.
How'd you finally catch that rabbit?
Ah, well, it was easy.
You see, I, uh...
Ready for you on the red carpet, Mr. Fudd.
Oh!
-[upbeat music playing] -Come on, hurry it up now.
Go on, Doc. Give 'em the old razzle dazzle.
Elmer, Elmer, who are you wearing?
Acme carpet company.
We got to move along. Your speech is in one minute.
Just follow that red carpet there.
[groans]
Come on, Doc, you're almost there.
Oh, no. I'm done falling for your tricks, rabbit.
If this is a trick,
then how do you explain the crowd here to see you?
-What crowd? -This one.
Eh, what's up, Doc?
Only four people?
Oh, that's not much of a crowd.
Hold still. I'll get more.
Wow, what a turnout!
[laughs]
Now, let's hear that acceptance speech.
-Well, I'd like to thank my family-- -Hurry up, kid,
they're playing you out.
-[soft orchestral music playing] -Sorry, just doing my job.
Uh, I'd like to thank my mother, my accountant,
the guy who makes my oversized hats--
Come on, gotta grab your award
before they give it to someone else.
Oh, wow-wee! The Hunter of the Year Award.
It looks just like me.
That... Nah, that's the award for runner-up.
Your award's much bigger.
Oh, well, then where is my bigger award?
One big award coming up.
That's right. A big award for the Rabbit Hunter...
You like me.
You really like me.
That award carries a lot of weight in this town.
[laughs]
[theme music playing]