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[theme music playing]

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[Bertie's stomach growling]

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Hey, Hubie!

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I'm... I'm so hungry.

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I ain't gonna make it.

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Go on without me, Hubie.

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I'm done for!

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Snap out of it, Bertie.

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Snap out of it!

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I said I was gonna find us food, didn't I?

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Look!

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Cheese!

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Calm down, calm down!

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Look. See?

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What did I tell ya?

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[shopkeeper] Ah,  mein  perfect cheeses.

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Each slice a painstakingly intricate work of art.

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Und  that is why I've hired you to look after them

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while I go beddy-bye.

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Und  you better keep them safe.

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When I see any of my perfect cheeses vandalized,

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I go crah-zzinphrapin!!!

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Looks like we ain't gonna be getting' any cheese

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outta that cheese shop with that cat in the way.

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What did I do? What did I do?

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You talk too much.

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Now, listen!

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We ain't takin' the cheese out of the cheese shop.

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We're not?

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Nuh-uh.

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We're gonna get rid of that cat, see?

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-Huh? -Come here.

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Here's what we do. [whispering]

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[chuckling] Riot!

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[shopkeeper] Claude?

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What exactly are you doing, hmm?

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So, trying to get a freebie, hey?

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I thought I told you to keep my cheeses in perfect condition!

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If you so much as scratch one more of my perfect cheeses,

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out you go with the rest of the stinky trash!

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[door slams]

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Come on, Bert.

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Time to cause some more mis-cheese.

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[Bertie chuckles] Yeah!

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[shopkeeper] Claude? Is that you making noise again?

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Everything in order?

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Hmm... Okay, then. But no more funny stuff!

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[door slams]

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Phew!

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Bring over that Winnimere, Bert.

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Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

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Yeow!

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Hey, cat!

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[clears throat]

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Gee, Hubie, you're a natural  artiste.

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Hey, thanks.

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I learned from watching cartoons!

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[Hubie whistles]

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[Hubie] Squeak, squeak, squeak!

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Squeak, squeak, squeak!

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[whistles]

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Uh, squeak!

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[panting]

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Hey, Bert, come here!

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Help me turn up the heat!

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Phew!

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[gasping]

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[alarm rings]

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[shopkeeper] Claude! What's causing that racket?

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Mein  cheeses better be in pristine condition.

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Enough! I am coming down there immediately!

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Right after I put on my shoes.

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Und  my lederhosen!

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Just  ein  moment!

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I've got a hangnail that's bothering me. [shouts]

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Okay, here I am coming!

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[panting]

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Oh-ho! Taking a nap, hmm?

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Well, at least my cheeses are still in perfect shape, I see.

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Everything looks in order here, I suppose.

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I guess I'll go back to  mein  sleeping.

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[shopkeeper] Eh?

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What was that?

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Claude... what is that you are having in your mouth?

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Oh, yes. Open your mouth, now!

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[explosion]

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That is the last straw!

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Out, out, out!

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Now then, you are my new guard kitty.

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I know you will keep my cheese safe from the mice.

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It'd be a real tragedy if some mice got in here.

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Yeah. It'd be a darn shame!

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[laughs]

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[humming]

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[police sirens approaching]

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[sputtering] Pull over!

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[brakes squeal]

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What seems to be the problem, Officer?

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I'm gonna have to see your driver's license, sir.

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Certainly. Here you are.

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Um, this is a boating license, sir!

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Of course it is!

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What do you think I'm drivin' here, buddy?

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[whooping]

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[theme music playing]

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Okay, Cicero, ready to learn how to bowl?

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Bowling? More like boring!

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Hey, give that back!

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No! We won't be playing any virtual games today.

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We're here to play a real game.

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Come on, Cicero. Just try to have some fun.

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[exhales deeply]

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Okay.

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[chuckles] That's the spirit.

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Now, please get me a ball.

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[blows raspberry]

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[grunting]

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[laughing]

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Maybe bowling isn't so boring after all.

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[laughing]

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Cicero, that was not funny.

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Sorry, Uncle Porky.

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I'll try to be more careful next time.

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That's okay, Cicero.

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Why don't you have a seat and see how it's done.

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First, put your little piggies into the finger holes,

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bring the ball to your chest and approach the line.

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[baby cooing]

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Swing back...

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and release the baby.

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A baby?!

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I got you, baby!

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Phew!

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That was close... Almost a bad one.

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Papa.

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What do you think you're doing with my little man?

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Oh. [chuckles nervously]

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This little man? Oh, I was just...

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[Cicero laughing]

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Oh, hi, Uncle Pinhead.

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Cicero, why did you hand me a baby and not a bowling ball?

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I'm sorry, Uncle Porky.

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How was I supposed to know you can't bowl with babies?

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Well, I suppose that it could be an easy beginner's mistake.

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Why don't you just get me another ball, hmm?

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Sure thing, my dearest uncle.

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Kids these days.

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[laughs mischievously] Time for some fun.

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This ought to  bee  good.

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Is this a good ball, Uncle Porky?

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Now, watch closely.

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Good form starts with a good grip.

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Put the fingers in the holes like this.

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[yelps]

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I didn't know that you could play bee ball too, Uncle P.

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[Porky shrieks]

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Great work, Uncle Porky. You got a strike!

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[upbeat music playing]

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My turn.

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I gotta pick out a good one like Uncle Porky said.

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Where am I?

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Ah! A perfect ball.

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I sure wish Uncle Porky were here to see me bowl.

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[Porky grunting]

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Okay.

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Fingers in the finger holes, just like Uncle Porky said.

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[groaning]

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Bring the ball up to your chest,

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walk up to the line, swing back and release.

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[Porky shrieking]

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All right!

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Uncle Porky was right. Bowling is fun.

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[neighing]

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[bell dinging]

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Hey, I won.

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[man] Congratulations.

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You just bowled the highest score ever.

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I present to you our esteemed "Bowler of the Year" award.

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Wow, this is great!

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Thanks, mister.

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Look at this trophy I got, Uncle Porky.

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And it's all because of you.

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Well, gee, that sure is nice.

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Why thank you, Cicero.

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What an honor.

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[exclaims]

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No!

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Looks like Uncle P won some bumblebees.

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-Get away! -[laughing]

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[theme music playing]