[opening theme music playing]
I'm Conquistador Sam,
and I'mma sailin' the high seas, lookin' for untouched land.
Bingo!
I hereby claim this land as Sam-Merica.
Okay, let's see, now.
I think I'll start by putting a four lane highway right through here.
No, ten lane.
Then I'll put some fast food places right over there.
And maybe a mini-mall down that way a mega-mall over yonder,
and them, some regular sized malls in between.
I'll cover every square inch of this land
with good old fashion concrete.
Ehh. You've got some interesting ideas, Doc.
But I'm happy with my island the way it is.
Your island?
I discovered this land. You're trespassing on Sam-Merica.
But I've lived here for 20 years.
Them you own me 20 years of back taxes.
This here flag, changes everything.
So that little flag means you own the entire island now?
Heck yeah, does.
Does that include this piece of driftwood?
Yep, that's mine.
Does it also includes that little sea shell?
Also mine.
And this coconut tree?
Mine too.
What about this seaweed?
Also mine.
Well, how about this swamp rock?
Mine again.
And this one?
That's mine too.
Okay, okay. What about that one over there?
Mine, mine, mine.
[growling]
Oh!
[Sam screaming] Oh! Down! Down, gator!
Well, whaddya know? That rock was a giant alligator the whole time!
Maybe I need to get my eyes checked. [laughs]
[struggling walla]
Down! Down, gator!
[Sam screaming]
[panting]
Ah! Beautiful view, ain't it?
Here, why don't you have a closer look.
[screams]
Consider yourself deported.
Hey, Doc. What do you think of my new ship?
What? That's my ship.
Not according to this flag.
Be prepared to be boarded.
Now. Get out and stay out.
And take your stupid flag back too.
Looks like the island is officially mine now.
[Bugs] Thanks, Doc.
[screaming] Ooh!
I'll blast that critter's hide off.
Yoo-hoo, up here.
Grrr!
Hey!
Nice wall Doc, but what's it for?
It's for keeping ugly, smelly varmints like you, out!
But what if you need something from the outside world?
I won't. I've got everything I needed in here.
Yes, sir.
Everything that I need is behind this wall.
Everything except your wallet.
My wallet?
You heard me, Doc. Unless this belongs to another Conquistador Sam.
Give me that back right now.
I can't on account of this big sturdy wall.
Ooh! Them I'mma comin' over.
[siren wails]
Identification, please.
Ah, well, I don't have it on me.
So, jumping the wall with no ID, huh?
But this is my country.
Tell it to the judge, pal.
Order, order. Order in the court.
So crossing the border with no ID, huh?
This is a grave offense.
-But I-- -No but. You'll get the chair for this.
No. Not the chair.
The chair!
Can't we talk this over?
Absolutely not.
It's the chair all the way.
No. Anything but the chair.
Tell it to the chair.
Now, sit down!
And make yourself comfortable.
Hey.
Well, what do you think?
This ain't half bad.
Yeah, a fella can get used to this kind of treatment.
And you haven't even reclined yet.
Don't mind if I do.
[Sam screaming]
[water splashing]
Well, that's that.
Hey, what gives?
This time you're out of here for good, rabbit.
Adios, amigo.
[Bugs Bunny screaming]
Ouch!
Enjoy your new island rabbit.
Well, I guess this is it.
I better get used to eat clams.
Hey, a pearl.
Looks like something else is down here too.
Wow! A treasure chest.
What's this?
Another treasure chest?
[stuttering] Two treasure chests?
And another? This situation couldn't get any better.
Whoo! Hi, Mr. Bunny, wanna party with us?
Well, I don't see why not.
Party Cruise?
It don't get much better than this.
A new sports car?
[Bugs Bunny cheering]
What?
Talk about lucky.
Oh no, you don't. This is Sam-Merica territory now.
We're switching places.
I'm staying here forever.
Goodbye key.
Now, scram, rabbit. Let's kick this party up a notch.
[whooping triumphantly]
Enjoy your new island, Doc.
I'll you stinky rabbit?
This island is the greatest.
I discovered it, and I--
What the--
[Sam screaming]
[fireworks exploding]
What Christopher Columbust.
[closing theme music playing]
[yawning]
Well, it's time to put the cat out.
[grunts] Come on, Sylvester.
You know the drill.
[stuttering] Cat's out at six forty fi...
A quarter to seven.
[thuds]
[muffled]
[theme music playing]
[sizzling]
[exclaims]
[whooping triumphantly]
[knife slashing]
Oh!
[screaming]
[sinister instrumental music playing]
[laughs maliciously]
[mimicking duck call]
Oh!
[theme music playing]