[theme music playing]
[groaning]
[smacks lips]
Ah, my achin' head.
What happened last night?
[exclaims in disgust]
This water don't smell right.
[sniffs]
[gags]
Matter of fact,
kinda smells like...
[Elmer] ♪ Wabbit stew ♪
♪ Wabbit, wabbit Wabbit stew ♪
Eh, what's cookin', Doc?
I'm making wabbit stew for my big date tonight.
So, uh...
you're what's cookin'.
[laughing]
[screams] Me?
That's, uh, quite the predicament.
♪ Wabbit stew For my sweetie-poo ♪
Whoa! Oh-oh. Steamy!
Geez Louise!
I guess it's going to be a blind date,
'cause you're gonna blind your date
with the glare off of your chrome dome.
I'm not bald!
Well, maybe I'm thinning a little.
You know what, Doc?
I think I can help ya.
Help me what?
Regrow your hair!
Oh, sure, Wabbit.
Why don't you show me, after I eat you?
Just take a minute with the brochure.
My patent-pending, multi-step
hair-rejuvenation procedure
guarantees results, Doc!
And who knows more about hair than a hare?
Picture it now! The doorbell rings.
She's right outside.
- You open the door, and blam! - [metal clangs]
She sees your dashing
[coughs] face,
surrounded by silky,
golden locks.
She'll be smitten.
- [wolf-whistle] - Hiya, toots!
[woman] Oh! What a man!
So, whaddaya say, Doc?
Want me to help you out, or what?
Oh, boy! I'm in!
[Bugs] Step one is tenderize.
We gotta loosen up those crusty ol' follicles
with a good old-fashioned scalp massage.
Okay, but no funny business, Wabbit.
Wouldn't dream of it.
- Now, hold your head like this! - [neck snaps]
Oh!
Oh, that feels pwetty good!
[mumbling gibberish]
Ow!
[screaming]
Ohh!
What's goin' on back there?
[in Italian accent] Hey-a! Don't you worry a little thing there, eh, Doc.
This is all a part of the procedure, huh?
Hey-a, in you go!
Hold it, Wabbit! I don't have any hair yet.
And I'm starting to think you might be messin' with me.
[in normal voice] Eh, don't get all hot under the collar, Doc.
That was just step one.
Step two is energize.
Energize?
Yeah, first, I must apply this conductive gel,
so youse get a nice, even treatment across the scalp.
You may feel a little pinch.
Yow!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
You want hair, don't ya?
Fine, just hurry!
But of course, Doc. Okay, let 'er rip!
[engine starts]
- [electricity crackling] - [yelping]
[coughs]
You twicked me, Wabbit!
My date's gonna be here, and I still don't have hair.
Don't worry, Doc.
The brochure says step three is improvise.
Impwovise?
Improvise!
Huh? Where did he go?
Shh!
Hey!
[inhales deeply]
[drilling]
Oh!
I'm not falling for any more of your twicks, Wabbit!
[classical ballet music playing]
[music stops]
Any last words?
Well, tell my Ma I wove her, and...
Wait a minute!
You twicked me again!
That's it!
No more games!
It's time for stew!
[choking]
But, Doc,
look, hair!
I said no more ga... Huh?
[gasps] I'm beautiful!
[gasps] Oh, thank you, Mr. Wabbit!
Thank you, Mr. Wabbit!
No problem, Doc.
[doorbell rings]
She's here!
[woman screams]
What kind of animal
doesn't even shave before a date?
Well, you know what they say...
Hair today, gone tomowwow.
[theme music playing]
[meat searing]
Beep, beep!
[wind whooshing]
[signal transmitting]
Beep, beep!
[theme music playing]
[water running]
[water stops]
Evewy dwop counts, when you're in a dwought.
[laughs]
Oh, gwacious, maybe I should call a pwumber.
Did somebody call for a plumber?
Um... technically, no.
But are you quawified?
Of course I'm qualified, chum.
I got a hat with a wrench embroidered on it, don't it?
Well, I guess that makes you quawified.
Now let's see here, let's see. Hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Tap water!
Just as I suspected.
Mac, you got a leaky faucet.
I know that. That's why I need a pwumber.
Plumber? Plumber? Where?
I thought you were the pwumber!
Oh, [chuckles nervously] right you are!
Just taking measurements now.
The technical nature of this job
cannot be understated.
[water running]
Uh...
[crashing]
Hey! Do you even know what you're doing?
But of course!
I would have had it, if you didn't break my concentration.
Lucky for you, I have a plan B.
- [flute playing] - [camera snake hisses]
With this here camera snake,
I can survey the inside of your pipe in high-res detail.
[flute playing]
Okay, let's see here,
let's see.
[gasps] Are you aware
there's a ton of hair in your sink?
Oh, heavens! I had no idea!
Eek! This is the ugliest clog I've ever seen!
Is it bad?
Oh, it's very bad.
I gotta get in closer.
[beeping]
[gasps] Good gravy!
I've never seen anything like this!
Welp, the bad news is,
there's a brain in your pipes.
The good news is, it's really small.
Pipes this bad gots to go!
Is all this pwocedure necessawy,
- to get wid of a dwi... - [clangs]
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few bones, I always say.
[whooping]
Ooh! Gotta fix that, too.
Much better.
Oh, and, uh, watch your head, Mac!
[yelps]
Phew!
Don't you ever flush?
Enough is enough!
I'm going to shut that lousy leak off at the source!
But the main water suppwy is out back.
Yeah, yeah, I know where I'm goin'.
Fella doesn't realize,
all professional plumbers know where the main water supply is.
Oh, that duck better huwwy.
I'm wasting gawwons by the minute.
[whistling]
That oughta hold it.
[metal creaking]
[rumbling]
Where is that skwewy duck?
Hey! I'm back!
How's it goin'? Did I fix the leak?
No, you didn't.
[rumbling]
You did try turning the knobs, didn't you?
Ooh! Of course I did, you birdbwain!
You're the wousiest pwumber ever!
[rumbling]
Uh, Mac?
Hold on!
I'm not done wepwimanding you.
[choking] But... but... but!
[gasps]
My house!
It's wooined!
Compwetewy obwitewated!
[wailing]
Look on the bright side, Mac!
No leak!
[Daffy whooping]
[theme music playing]