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[theme music playing]

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[humming]

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[sniffling]

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Aah!

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[in Italian accent]
This pasta primavera is

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gonna be perfect!

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Just a little salt,
a pinch of pepper,

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and finally
the rabbit meatballs.

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-[Beaky humming]
-Beaky!

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You are supposed to get
the rabbit for the meatballs!

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Ooh, ooh.

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Almost got it that time.

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[humming]

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Beaky, my little Boobadiel.

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You want to make
your mama proud, right?

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Oh, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Mmm-hmm.

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And you know nothing would
make your mama more happy

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than doing
what she asks you to do, right?

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Oh, yup, yup, yup.
Oh, yup, mmm-hmm.

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Very good.

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Now, go out and fetch your mama

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a nice juicy rabbit for dinner.

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[shouting angrily] And don't
come back until you do!

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Gosh, I better make my ma
proud of me and catch a rabbit.

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[humming]

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[humming stops]

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[beeping]

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Aha! Jackpot!

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Just what I needed!

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Now all I need
is a can opener.

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Ah, there's one.

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How convenient.

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-[metal squeaking]
-[grunts] There!

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Bottoms up!

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[glugging]

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[Beaky grunting]

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Oh! Aw, shucks.

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[straining]

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Eh, what's up, Doc?

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[straining] I'm looking
for a rabbit.

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A rabbit, huh?

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-[straining]
-So tell me, Doc,

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when you find this, uh,
rabbit, what are you

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gonna do with it?

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Naw, naw, no, I can't say it.
No, no, nope.

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Ah, come on!
Tell me.

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Naw, naw, naw,
it's too gruesome.

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Too gruesome.

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-No, no, no.
-I'm genuinely curious.

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Please!

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Well, uh,
I shouldn't tell you,

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but if I could, I'd say,

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I'm gonna catch him
and maul him and beat him

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and skin him

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and grind him up
and make him

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into rabbit meatballs.

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But I'm not gonna tell ya.
Oh, no, no, no.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Uh, listen, Doc, I don't mean
to toot my own horn,

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but, uh, I'm an expert
at catching rabbits.

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You are?

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Oh, oh. Will you help me
catch a rabbit?

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Oh, will you, will you? Please?

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I'll do better than that,
my fine feathered friend.

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I'll teach ya!

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Now just sit down here.

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[clears throat]
Greetings, class!

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Welcome to Rabbit Hunting 101.

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Time to take attendance.

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Anyone who's here,
raise your hand.

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Oh, oh, oh, present!

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[chuckling]

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Now, uh, lesson one.

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Outsmarting rabbits.

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It's common knowledge
that rabbits are really

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good at multiplying.

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Now, come up
to the board, please.

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Solve this
multiplication problem.

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Now, uh, let's see, um...

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Now, don't tell me,
now, don't tell me, uh...

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Um, um, uh...
Is it one?

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Wrong. Try again.

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Uh, two?

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[Beaky groaning]

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Nope. Uh-uh.
Not. Nah.

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Nein.  Not a sausage.

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Eh, don't sweat over it
too much, Doc.

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You'll never need this stuff
in the real world, anyway.

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Now, for lesson two.

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Tracking rabbits.

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If you want to find
a rabbit, you gotta learn

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to follow their tracks.

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Now, do you see any tracks?

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[excitedly] Oh, uh, uh,
I found 'em.

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I found tracks.
Yup, yup, I found them.

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Good job, kiddo.
Now, follow them

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and you'll find that rabbit.

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-[Beaky] I hear something.
-What's it sound like?

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[Beaky] Well, it kind of sounds
like a tra--

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[train tooting]

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[groggy] Whoa, wait a minute.

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I don't think
that was a rabbit at all.

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I think that was a train!

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Were you trying to trick me?

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Trick ya? Nah. Nah.
I wasn't trying to trick ya.

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I was uh, "training" ya.

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Oh, really?

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Makes perfect sense to me.

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Oh, yup, yup.

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Come on, Spinoza.

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Time for lesson three.

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Trapping rabbits.

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[Beaky grunting]

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Is that high enough?

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Nah. A little higher, Doc.

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[grunting]

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All right. That looks good.

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Hold it right there.

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Boy, oh, boy.

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That's a nice-looking
rabbit trap.

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[chuckles] Yup, yup, yup.
Sure is.

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Ah, wait a second.

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I almost forget
the most important part

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of the trap, Doc.

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-Uh, what's that?
-The bait.

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Uh, say, Mac.

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Could you do me a favor
and place the bait

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under the trap for me?

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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
huh, huh, I can do that.

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Uh, place the bait.
[chuckles]

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Uh... Is this
where I place it?

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A little further, Doc.

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[chuckles] Yeah, yeah,
a little further.

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All right, Doc,
right there.

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Uh, like this?

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Perfect!

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Okay, I placed the bai--

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[straining]

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Did the trap work?

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You bet it did, Doc!

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You caught your first rabbit.

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I did? Uh, where?
Where's the rabbit?

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He's right here. See?

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[chuckles]

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Oh! Gotcha! [chokes]

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[grunting]

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That's it! Take him down!

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You got him, Doc.
Give him a left!

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And a right.
And another. And--

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He sure is
a slippery fella.

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Here, finish him off
with this.

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Thanks.
Oh, now, I gotcha!

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[Beaky hitting himself
and groaning]

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-Well, did I get him?
-[birds tweeting]

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Oh, did I get the rabbit?

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Bravo, Doc.

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You did it. You passed
the class with flying colors.

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Therefore, I present you
with this diploma.

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[excitedly] Oh, boy, oh, boy.
I got a rabbit and a dee-ploma.

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Oh, Ma!

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Look what I got, Ma.

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I caught you a rabbit,
and I got an edjumacation.

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[chuckling] Are you proud
of me, Ma?

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Are you proud of me?

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[Mama Buzzard] Beaky, no!

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Oh, they blow up so fast.

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[imitating crying]

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Ah, well. Class dismissed.

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[theme music playing]

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I claim this planet
in the name of Mars.

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[chomping, slurps]

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You will relieve yourself
of that flag,

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and return it at once.

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[burping]

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Come out and fight me
like a Martian.

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Oh, uh, never mind.
[chuckles nervously]

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As you were.

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[growls]

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[growling softly]

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[theme music playing]

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[Porky humming]

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Oh, huh? Aww.

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[humming]

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[disgruntled groan]

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[muttering under breath]

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What a mess.

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Ohh!

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[groans]

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[dogs barking]

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[engine revving]

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[Daffy] Hoo-hoo!

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[stammering] Phew.

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Huh!

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Hmm.

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[frustrated growl] Ohh!

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[bell dings]

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Whoa!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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[music playing]

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[triumphant music playing]

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[both grunting]

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[birds tweeting]

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[whirring]

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[jaunty whistling]

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I am one stuck duck!

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[theme music playing]