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[theme music playing]

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[thumping footsteps
approaching]

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Let's ball!

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[all gasp] Dunk Ellington!

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[whimpering]

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[whimpering]

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[grunts] Dunk!

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-[vocalizing]
-[blade shearing]

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Hey, what's this?

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All right, who's the wise guy

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throwing his orange ball
in my rabbit hole?

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If I ever catch the lousy,
good-for-nothing clown
that destroyed my--

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[gulps]

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[nervously]
Well, hello there,
big fella.

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It appears your ball
somehow accidentally

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bounced into my bathroom.

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That's no way to treat
an adorable, cute,
little rabbit like me.

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Well, you leave me no choice

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but to retaliate
in brutal fashion

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and leave you
begging for mercy.

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And I will, too.

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Say, nice pair of kicks
you got there, Doc.

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Are those those new,
limited-edition
streetball specials?

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[whistles]

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[coughs]

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You must've paid
a pretty penny
for those bad boys.

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Basketball, you and me,
one on one, now!

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You want to play
a game of basketball
with little old me?

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That's right. First one to...
[mumbles incoherently]

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21 wins.

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Well, gee whiz, Doc,
I really don't know
how to play basketball.

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Let's see now, uh,
is this how you do it?

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[scoffs, laughs mockingly]

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I think I'm getting it.

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Hey, this is kind of fun.
Whoops!

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Whoa!

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[snarls]

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Well, what do you know?

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I just scored
a three pointer.

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[whispering] Don't look
now, Doc,

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but, uh, confidentially,
[shouts] I'm winning!

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And with very
little effort, too.

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[growls]

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[ball bouncing]

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[explosion]

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Now, uh, let's see, Mac,
so far, I've scored
five points

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and you
have a big, fat zero.

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Gimme that!
Let me show you
how it's done.

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-[grunting]
-[honking]

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-Huh?
-Well, don't just stand there,

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ya maroon, shoot it!
Shoot it! Shoot the ball!

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You're wide open!

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[grunts]

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Wha...

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Well, looks like
that's another easy
three points for me, Doc.

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Ooh, he's so salty!

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[grunts]

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All right, let's see you
get past this.
Whaddya got? Whaddya got?

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Gasp!

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-[whistle blows]
-[Bugs] Well, hiya, folks!

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it's a beautiful day here
at the basketball court,

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and so far, Bugs Bunny
is in the lead.

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But we'll see if
Dunk can make a comeback
to even out the score.

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I must say, Dunk Ellington
is looking in top form!

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Mmm-hmm. Mmm!

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Looks like Dunk
is showing off

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his exceptional
ball-handling skills.

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What's this?

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He's turning around and heading
in the other direction.

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Now, he's stopping,
sitting down

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and dragging his butt
on the ground
like a dog with worms.

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Now he's dribbling the ball
with his face.

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Dribbling his face
with the ball!

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Dribbling like a dope
on the ball!

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He's hot tonight, folks.
He's on fire.

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-[exclaims]
-Dunk is on fire.

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He's taking out his wallet
and flushing all his money
down the toilet!

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His entire life savings
down the toilet!

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He's pulling down
his shorts...

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Oh, my gosh!
He's wearing diapers, folks.
Diapers!

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Extra-large, baby boy diapers!

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Diapers! Oh, the humanity!

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-Oh, the humiliation!
-[whimpers]

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-But wait!
-[gasps]

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Even this embarrassing display

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doesn't stop him
from scoring points
for Bugs Bunny?

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10... 12... 15... 18...

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Twenty. Twenty points
for Bugs Bunny!

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What will make him
snap out of this insanity,
folks? Maybe this?

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[growls]

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Get a load of this guy.
[mock growls, laughs]

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Two, four, six, eight,
ten, twelve, fourteen,
sixteen, eighteen, twenty...

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-Where'd the ball go?
-[Bugs whistles]

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Yoo-hoo! Dunk!

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Dunky baby.
Only one more point
and I win.

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[screams]

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Not in my house.

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[screams]

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Exciting game,
isn't it, folks?

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No more Mr. Nice Dunk.

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[grunts]

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[huffing rapidly]

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[growls]

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[reading]

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Ain't I a stinker?

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Uh-oh.

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[Dunk screaming]

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[grunts, groans]

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-Hurray for Bugs Bunny!
-[audience cheering]

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Three cheers for the winner,
Bugs Bunny,

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basketball champion
of the world!

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Good game, rabbit.

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How about a handshake?

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Well, I never took him
for a good sportsman,

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but I guess people
really can change.

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Put 'er there, Doc.
Good game.

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[grunts, laughs menacingly]

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Say, Doc,
what are you doing?

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So unsportsmanlike,
I can't breathe!

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This shows an enormous
lack of character.

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[gasps, gags]

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[exclaims, whimpers]

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[exclaims] Bugs?

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Get 'em off me,
get 'em off me!

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[screams]

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Well, they don't call me
"Bugs" for nothing.

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[theme music playing]

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Oh, boy, I can't wait
to show you
ice skating, Cicero.

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It's gonna be fu-f-f-,
it's, it's gonna f-fu...
it's gonna be a good time.

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[groans] Ice skating
sounds boring.

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B-b-boring? [laughs]
Now, now, Cicero, ice skating
is as f-f-fun as you make it.

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Why, b-b-back in my day,
when I was knee-high to
a g-ggrasshop, g-g-grasshop,

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a dung beetle...

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-[chainsaw buzzing]
-...I skated so well,
I got a gold trophy.

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-[buzzing]
-Practice makes perfect,
and all that.

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After that ch-ch-championship,

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we all went home
and r-r-roasted
m-mmarshmallows,

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and G-Grand Pappy
drank too much eggnog

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and fell asl-l-
fell asl-l-l...
he conked out.

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[sighs]

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Good times.

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Oh well, b-better
get my sk-skates on

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and get b-b-b...
Huh?

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C-C-Cicero!

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W-w-what are you up to?

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T-take these off
b-b-before someone
g-g-gets hurt!

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Sorry, Uncle Porky.
Let me untie those for you.

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-Thank you.
-[buzzing]

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C-C-Cicero!

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Have fun, Uncle Porky!

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[screaming]

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Whaddya know...
It is as fun
as you make it!

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[Porky] L-l-look out!!

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[all] Yay!

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Whoa!

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[rock music playing]

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[wolf whistle]

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[screams, laughs nervously]

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[screams]

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[screams]

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[screams]

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[exclaims, grunts]

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[sighs] F-f-finally f-f-free.

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Now, w-where is that
n-n-no good nephew of mine

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so I can g-g-give him
a stern t-t-t--

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[screams]

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[chainsaws sputtering]

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[sighs] Oh, good.

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[breathes in deeply, blows]

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Actually, it is
a p-p-pretty lovely view
from up heeeeeeeeere!

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[screams]

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[grunts]

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Whoa! Now that
was skating, Uncle Porky!

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[screams exasperatedly]
Cicero!

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D-d-do you have any idea
wh-what you could've--

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[dog] There he is!

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It's the pig
who jumped Homicide Hill!

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That was the most
amazing thing I've seen
in my entire life.

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Oh, well...
[laughs sheepishly]

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It was n-n-nothing really.

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So, what are you
gonna do with your
million-dollar prize check?

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M-m-m-million dollar
prize check?

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Wow! B-boy...I'll p-probably
spend a w-weekend
in the b-Bahamas...

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G-go on a date
with a S-Swedish supermodel...

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And once I'm bored
with that, I'll...

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[screams]

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Wow! I've never
actually seen anyone
cut a cheque before.

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That's my Uncle Porky
for you.

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Always causing trouble.

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[Porky screaming]

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[shatters]

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[theme music playing]