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Oh, how do you do?

2
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Today I am searching
for the perfect spot

3
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to bury my perfect bone,
to keep it perfectly safe.

4
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Now, let us see
what is available.

5
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Mmm, that spot is too high.

6
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Ew, that spot stinks.

7
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[whimpers] Let lie there.

8
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[grunts]

9
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It looks like
I'll never find the right...

10
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Oh!

11
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Now, this is the perfect spot.

12
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Until next time, dear friend,
you're off to a safer...

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[crying]

14
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place!

15
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Huh?

16
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Eh, pardon me, mac,
but do you know
who this belongs to?

17
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Of course, little gray rabbit.

18
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That is none other
than my bone.

19
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[gulps]

20
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What are you doing
with my bone in my hole?

21
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-Your hole?
-Yes, my hole! Out! Out!

22
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Out!

23
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[panting]

24
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Of course
you realize this means...

25
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[retching]

26
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Squirrel.

27
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[laughing] Whee!

28
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Gee, I sure am having fun
with this brand-new bone!

29
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Oh, good.

30
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Even the rabbit should partake
in the joys of a bone.

31
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Rabbit?

32
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[breathing heavily]

33
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What are you doing
with my bone?

34
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You want the bone, boy?
Huh? Huh? Huh?

35
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You want the bone?

36
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Bow-wow. Woof-woof.

37
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-Yes, I do.
-Then fetch!

38
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Fear not, bone,
you are safe and sound now.

39
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Oh, bone, you make me
feel lighter than air.

40
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[screams, grunts]

41
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[panting]

42
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Out of breath already.

43
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It's like there's no air
up here...

44
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[gasping]

45
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[coughing]

46
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-Well, that takes care
of that.
-[loud thud]

47
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[groaning]

48
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My bone, it's okay.

49
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[gasps]

50
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You!

51
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Now what?

52
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I have a bone to pick with you.

53
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It's your fault that
my bone is space dust.

54
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I demand you get me a new bone,
and it better be a good one.

55
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Or else I'll... [snarls]

56
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[shushing]

57
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Looking for a bone, mac?

58
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Yes.

59
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I know a place that sells bone.

60
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Good stuff.

61
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Hey, dog.

62
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You're looking for bone?

63
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I have all kind of bone.

64
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-We have funny bone...
-[squeaking]

65
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Ooh.

66
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we have wish bone...

67
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[exclaims excitedly]

68
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we even have bare bone.

69
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[groans]

70
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Ah, I see
you're dog of quality.

71
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For you, my friend,

72
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may I suggest the Magnum bone?

73
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[panting]

74
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-Eh, she's perfect fit, huh?
-[whimpers]

75
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[gasping] Thank you, kind sir.
How much do I owe you?

76
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Mmm.

77
00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:04,170
What is this?

78
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Oh.

79
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That oughta teach that mutt
not to mess with Bugs Bunny.

80
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[laughing]

81
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[huffing]

82
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[growling]

83
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You know something?

84
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I don't just want any bone.

85
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I want...

86
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[grunts]

87
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one of your bones.

88
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[growling]

89
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[tooting]

90
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How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do?

91
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[shushes]

92
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Look, bonehead! Look!

93
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Here's a brand-new bone
just for you.

94
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Wow! Thanks a lot, mister.
Thanks a lot.

95
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Hurry! You better bury it
before that nasty old rabbit
gets back.

96
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Bone voyage, bonehead!

97
00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:04,100
This shouldn't
even happen to a dog.

98
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[laughing]

99
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Hyah! Hyah!

100
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Cicero!

101
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Hyah!

102
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How many times
do I have to tell you

103
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me... My machete
is not a toy!

104
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Now, go get your truck.

105
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And sit down.

106
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[sighs] Okay, Uncle Porky.

107
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[stuttering] Boy.

108
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That kid... [stuttering]
That really stresses me out.

109
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[sighs]
I got to calm my nerves.

110
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Luckily, I can always turn to
my Guided Relaxation podcast.

111
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Cicero.

112
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I'm going to close my eyes
for two minutes.

113
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You better be sitting
right there when I open them
back up. Understood?

114
00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:12,009
Yes, Uncle Porky.

115
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[woman over headphones]
You're listening to
Guided Relaxation.

116
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Close your eyes
and get ready to relax.

117
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[exhales]

118
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Sit comfortably
and relax your shoulders.

119
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For the next two minutes,
the world is at peace.

120
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Feel your surroundings.

121
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A gentle breeze
tickles your being.

122
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Beautiful colors
ripple across the sky.

123
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As you breathe in and out,
be reminded that
while you're in this state,

124
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you are in a safe place
where nothing can harm you.

125
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Reset your mind.

126
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Imagine the world as your
own personal canvas.

127
00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:12,159
While you're in this state,
relaxation is the only
currency that matters.

128
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Breathe in and out.

129
00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:17,019
[breathes deeply]

130
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Imagine a life
free of material possessions.

131
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Free yourself
from the stranglehold
of consumerism.

132
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Breathe in and out.

133
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[exhales]

134
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Smell the golden fields
of Tuscany.

135
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Picture a peaceful
babbling brook

136
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or a sparkling, cascading
waterfall, perhaps.

137
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[growling]

138
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:55,200
Remember that
sea monsters aren't real...

139
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,080
and aren't in your living room
right now.

140
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Just relax.

141
00:10:05,179 --> 00:10:08,210
Imagine all of your problems
washing away.

142
00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:10,080
[sea monster burbling]

143
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,070
Washing away.

144
00:10:12,090 --> 00:10:14,220
Open the window to your soul.

145
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,149
Reconnect with
your inner child.

146
00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:22,139
Feel a positive charge
of rejuvenation.

147
00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:29,210
Remember that relaxation
is a firewall keeping stress
and anxiety out of your life.

148
00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:32,139
Count to three
and open your eyes.

149
00:10:32,159 --> 00:10:34,139
Observe your surroundings.

150
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You have achieved
total relaxation.

151
00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:43,230
[screaming]

152
00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:46,100
[panting wheezily]

153
00:10:50,009 --> 00:10:53,169
I'm gonna need
a few more minutes.

154
00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:57,120
[woman over headphones]
You're listening to
Guided Relaxation.