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[theme music playing]

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[humming] Ah! There.

3
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At long last, my
Interplanetary Destructo-Ray
is finally complete.

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Soon Earth will be eradicated.

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And with that pesky planet
out of the way,

6
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my delicate
Rhoda-decahedron plant

7
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will finally get
enough sunlight.

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Isn't it lovely?

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[sniffs]

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[crashes]

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-[automated voice]
Invader alert.
-Huh?

12
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- [alarm blaring]
-Invader alert. Invader alert.

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[Marvin] An invader?
On my planet?

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And I was in such
a good mood too.

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Hmm.

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A scout rover from Earth?

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Oh, no. The Earthlings
can't know that
I'm going to destroy them.

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It's supposed to be a surprise.

19
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Oh, nothing distresses me
more than a spoilsport.

20
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Hmm. I'll have to dispose of
that irksome intruder

21
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before it discovers
what I'm up to.

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A blast from my
Radial Dispersal Ray

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should incinerate
that infernal instigator.

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[blasts]

25
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Oh, hold still
so I may vaporize you.

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Aha!

27
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Oh, crumbs.

28
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Those Earthlings are
much more brighter
than I anticipated.

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Hmm. That rover is going
right through my danger field.

30
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Fortunately, I always
make sure to keep

31
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a few explosive
space modulators on hand.

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A blast from one of these
will surely silence
that snooping spy.

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[grunts]

34
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Hmm.

35
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Oh, the suspense.

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Oh, goody. He took it.

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[banging]

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What the...

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Ahh!

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[groans]

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Oh, good. I think I found--

42
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[explodes]

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Oh, I am quite perturbed.

44
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Beastly times call for
beastly measures.

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[roars]

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-[roars]
-Oh, hush.

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[zapping]

48
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[whimpering]

49
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Now, quit sniveling and
eviscerate that robotic menace.

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[whimpering]

51
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And hurry up!

52
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-[zapping]
-[beast yelps]

53
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You know, monsters can be
so uncooperative sometimes.

54
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[roars]

55
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[exclaims]

56
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[pants in excitement]

57
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Oh!

58
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[sniffing]

59
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You hopeless one-eyed heathen.

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Can't you even do
a single thing
you're told to do?

61
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You make me so
very, very angry.

62
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You are the most insufferable,
incapable, irresponsible
creature in the universe!

63
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Now you leave me no choice
but to teach you a...

64
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Uh?

65
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Uh, a lesson?

66
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[growls]

67
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Oh, my. Has anyone
ever told you
your incisors are quite--

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[chomps]

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[Marvin groaning]

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[screaming]

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Oh! That does it.

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I'm going to destroy
that insidious invader
once and for all.

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[dramatic music playing]

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[laughs maniacally]

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[electricity buzzing]

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I have you now.

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Whoa!

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[crashes]

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[groans]

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[automated voice]
Self-destruct
sequence initiated.

81
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Oh, why did I think adding
a self-destruct button
would be a good idea?

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[alarm beeps]

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[explodes]

84
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Well, at least the Earthlings
didn't get the best of me.

85
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Oh, drat.

86
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Ain't I a stinker?

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[theme music playing]

88
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Huh?

89
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Hmm.

90
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[pants excitedly]

91
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[screams]

92
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[growls]

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[grunting]

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[snaps]

95
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-[screams]
-[crashes]

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Aah!

97
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[growling]

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[scoffs]

99
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[exclaiming]

100
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[shrieks]

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[roars]

102
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[roars]

103
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Whoa!

104
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[instrumental
wedding music playing]

105
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[bee buzzing]

106
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Yeah, yeah!

107
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[bee buzzing]

108
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[grunting in pain]

109
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Love is pain.

110
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[theme music playing]

111
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[sighs wearily]

112
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[radio static]

113
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[jazz music playing]

114
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[orchestral music playing]

115
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[jazz music playing]

116
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-[orchestral music playing]
-[jazz music playing]

117
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[music keeps switching]

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[crashes]

119
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[music keeps switching]

120
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[jazz music playing]

121
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[groans]

122
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[orchestral music playing]

123
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[blows raspberry]

124
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[jazz music playing]

125
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[coughs]

126
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[orchestral music playing]

127
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[hammering]

128
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[crashes]

129
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[jazz music playing]

130
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[orchestral music playing]

131
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[music keeps switching]

132
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[explosion]

133
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[amusing instrumental
music playing]

134
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[shrieking]

135
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[solemn music playing]

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[sighs]

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[whirring]

138
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[theme music playing]