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[theme music playing]

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[exhales] I'm all ready
for my b-b-big tropical
v-vacation.

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[announcer] Last call
to board the plane

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to the b-b-big tropical
v-vacation.

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[gasps] Oh, no!
Eh, where's Daffy?

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He's gonna miss the flight.

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[Daffy thuds]

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[trolley wheels creaking]

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Hey, Porkysylvania!

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Daffy!

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Um, where's your luggage?

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The only baggage I have
is emotional baggage.

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[stammers]
What about clothes?

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My only wardrobe, a smile.

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[sighs] Whatever.

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Just get out your boarding pass
and let's get on this plane.

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Boarding pass?

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Daffy! Without your
boarding pass,

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you can't get
on the plane!

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Hmm...

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[exhales]

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-Ah-ha!
-[imaginary lightbulb shatters]

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Don't you worry, Porko!

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I've got an idea to get me
on that plane without
a boarding pass.

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You just play along.

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Have a lovely flight.

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Halt! I need to see
your boarding pass.

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[quacking]

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Halt!

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Where is his boarding pass?

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For your information, ma'am,
I don't need no stinking
boarding pass.

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I happen to be this man's
emotional support animal.

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Emotional support animal, huh?

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Okay, sir, Go right on through.

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But if I find out he's not
a real emotional support
animal...

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[both screaming]

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We get to be in a movie?

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You both get tossed off
the plane. Got it?

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Yes, siree Bob.

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He's my [stammering]
legitimate emotional support
animal.

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[chuckles nervously]

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It's just like the one
that lady's got.

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Ugh! That's my son!

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Mommy?

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Chop chop, Pork chop.

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[grunting]

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Try not to call too much
attention to us, Daffy.

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You worry too much.

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I was born to play this role.

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What could go wrong?

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I guess you're right.

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[flight attendant] Excuse me.

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Emotional support animals
under the seat, please.

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All the way under, please.

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We're about to take off.

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[groans]

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It's too cramped down here.

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This is gonna to be murder
on my lumbago.

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[stretching]

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[stammering] Daffy.

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Daffy, [stammering]
we're gonna get in trouble!

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Huh?

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Shh. He was feeling cranky,
so I put him to sleep.

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[chuckles nervously] I was.

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I have to sit up here to
fulfill my required emotional
support animal duties.

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Are you sure everything
is all right over here?

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Are you calling my training
into question?

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I am offended.

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I am a first rate service duck
and I can prove it.

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Look at how scared he is.

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-Ouch!
-He's got the cold sweat.

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-The hot sweat.
-Ow!

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Goose-flesh.

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[screams]

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True, true.

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Now look at how calm
I make him.

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♪ Go to sleep ♪

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♪ Go to sleep ♪

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♪ Go to sleep, little piggy ♪

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Coo, coo.

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Okay, but if I find out
you're not really

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an emotional service duck,
I'm gonna send you flying out

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of this plane.

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Great, I'll take the open seat.

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Say, I wonder what
kind of snacks are
on that cart thingy.

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Hey! Service lady!
Hey! Hey!

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Daffy! Keep it down.

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Maybe you should just
try to relax until we get
to the island.

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Yeah, you're right, Pork.

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Good.

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Might as well take advantage
of these luxury recliners.

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Hmm. Must be malfunctioning.

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Obviously, I just need
to hit it harder.

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[man] Ah, nothing like
a scalding cup--

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[man screaming]

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Let's get that
flight attendant over here.

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I think my chair is busted.

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[clears throat]

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I thought I heard a scream.

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You aren't up to anything
funny, are you?

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Um, excuse me. Hello?
We're in a session here.

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So, Porky,

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tell me again about
the first time you revealed
to your mother

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that you were
a disgusting pig.

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For now, we are emotionally
s-s-supported.

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One more misstep,

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and you're gone!

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[stammering]
One more misstep?

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Okay, fine, fine.
No more funny business.

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I'm sorry, Porky.

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Phew, I'm just ready
for our vacation.

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Uh, say, Porko, let me do
something nice for you
to make up for everything.

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A fan or something
would be nice.

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-Or maybe a pillow and a...
-[wind blows]

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I opened up a window
for some fresh air!

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Daffy, no!

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[grunting]

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I've had enough
of you two frauds.

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Is this a bad time to ask
for a bag of peanuts?

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[grunts]

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Unsalted...
[chuckles nervously]

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[both screaming]

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[both gasping]

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A tropical island?

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What do you know?

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Maybe we'll get
our vacation after all!

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Stop!

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I need to see passports.

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Do you have them?

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Of course I have mine.

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What moron wouldn't?

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Porky?

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Well, you know how this goes.

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[oinking]

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[theme music playing]

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[humming "Camptown Races"]

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[snarls]

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[barking]

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Would you believe I installed
this earlier?

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Service! I say, "Service!"

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You like my backhand?

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Oh, you know,
this is gonna be good.

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I was sick of his racket.

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[theme music playing]

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Gee whiz, not even
a single glance from anybody.

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I even gave 'em the old
puppy dog eyes, and nothing.

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What's going on?

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Have I lost my touch?

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Nah, never! Snap out of it.

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You are one heck of a dog.

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And today, you are
going home with a master.

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I just know it.

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Why, the next guy I see
is gonna... he's gonna...

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He's...

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Well, hey there, handsome!

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Watch me knock
this guy's socks off.

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Congratulations, pal.

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You just found
the number one best dog
in the entire world.

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Maybe in the entire universe.

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What makes me the best
you ask?

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Because I got it all.

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I'm 50% poodle.

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I'm also half labradoodle
and half doodle.

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And if that ain't
the half of it,

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I'm also part bulldog.

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[growls]

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♪ Part hound dog baby ♪

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Part setter.

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Part sitter and part suitor.

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I'm a pointer, a painter,

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a laser pointer
and even a laser printer.

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[beeps]

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As you can see,
it's a long list
of attributes that...

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[gasps]

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[effort grunt]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where you going, sweetheart?

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I know what you're thinking.

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You can't afford a dog
like me, but that's where
you're wrong.

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Because...

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[impersonating woman]
I'm also a rescue.

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[in normal voice]
I've been fixed
and I'm very well behaved

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because I've been
working with a trainer.

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I can be a support animal.
[grunts]

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An emotional support animal.

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[sobbing]

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Need a therapy dog?

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A lap dog?

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Or even an accessory dog!

189
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I'm a bird dog, a down dog.

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Eh, a what's up, dog.

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A fire dog.

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A bomb sniffing dog.

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-[device beeps]
-[sniffs]

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-Yep. Definitely a bom--
-[explosion]

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A seein' eye dog!
A seein' you dog!

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A seein' sights dog.

197
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Or maybe just a sea dog.

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[water splashing]

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♪ So, don't you see ♪

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♪ We were meant to be ♪

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♪ You can't deny this energy ♪

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♪ The synergy, camaraderie ♪

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♪ It's destiny ♪

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♪ I'm your d-o-g ♪

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♪ Now, come on in
And adopt me ♪

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Yeah!

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[panting]

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So what do you say?

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Yeah, that's it.
That's it.

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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy!

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Here it comes. Here it comes.

212
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Here it comes. Here it comes.
Here it...

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Him? Over me?

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What's the appeal?

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Dah! [laughs]

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-[door closes]
-I was this close.

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[sighs]

218
00:12:06,179 --> 00:12:09,110
Hey, buddy,
you in the market for a dog?

219
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Well, you should be.

220
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Get a load of this,
and this and this and this.

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And this, and this...

222
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And wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

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I got one more...

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[imitates Porky]
That's all, dopes!

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Or something like that.

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Ow!

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[theme music playing]

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[theme music playing]