[theme music playing]
[exhales] I'm all ready for my b-b-big tropical v-vacation.
[announcer] Last call to board the plane
to the b-b-big tropical v-vacation.
[gasps] Oh, no! Eh, where's Daffy?
He's gonna miss the flight.
[Daffy thuds]
[trolley wheels creaking]
Hey, Porkysylvania!
Daffy!
Um, where's your luggage?
The only baggage I have is emotional baggage.
[stammers] What about clothes?
My only wardrobe, a smile.
[sighs] Whatever.
Just get out your boarding pass and let's get on this plane.
Boarding pass?
Daffy! Without your boarding pass,
you can't get on the plane!
Hmm...
[exhales]
-Ah-ha! -[imaginary lightbulb shatters]
Don't you worry, Porko!
I've got an idea to get me on that plane without a boarding pass.
You just play along.
Have a lovely flight.
Halt! I need to see your boarding pass.
[quacking]
Halt!
Where is his boarding pass?
For your information, ma'am, I don't need no stinking boarding pass.
I happen to be this man's emotional support animal.
Emotional support animal, huh?
Okay, sir, Go right on through.
But if I find out he's not a real emotional support animal...
[both screaming]
We get to be in a movie?
You both get tossed off the plane. Got it?
Yes, siree Bob.
He's my [stammering] legitimate emotional support animal.
[chuckles nervously]
It's just like the one that lady's got.
Ugh! That's my son!
Mommy?
Chop chop, Pork chop.
[grunting]
Try not to call too much attention to us, Daffy.
You worry too much.
I was born to play this role.
What could go wrong?
I guess you're right.
[flight attendant] Excuse me.
Emotional support animals under the seat, please.
All the way under, please.
We're about to take off.
[groans]
It's too cramped down here.
This is gonna to be murder on my lumbago.
[stretching]
[stammering] Daffy.
Daffy, [stammering] we're gonna get in trouble!
Huh?
Shh. He was feeling cranky, so I put him to sleep.
[chuckles nervously] I was.
I have to sit up here to fulfill my required emotional support animal duties.
Are you sure everything is all right over here?
Are you calling my training into question?
I am offended.
I am a first rate service duck and I can prove it.
Look at how scared he is.
-Ouch! -He's got the cold sweat.
-The hot sweat. -Ow!
Goose-flesh.
[screams]
True, true.
Now look at how calm I make him.
♪ Go to sleep ♪
♪ Go to sleep, little piggy ♪
Coo, coo.
Okay, but if I find out you're not really
an emotional service duck, I'm gonna send you flying out
of this plane.
Great, I'll take the open seat.
Say, I wonder what kind of snacks are on that cart thingy.
Hey! Service lady! Hey! Hey!
Daffy! Keep it down.
Maybe you should just try to relax until we get to the island.
Yeah, you're right, Pork.
Good.
Might as well take advantage of these luxury recliners.
Hmm. Must be malfunctioning.
Obviously, I just need to hit it harder.
[man] Ah, nothing like a scalding cup--
[man screaming]
Let's get that flight attendant over here.
I think my chair is busted.
[clears throat]
I thought I heard a scream.
You aren't up to anything funny, are you?
Um, excuse me. Hello? We're in a session here.
So, Porky,
tell me again about the first time you revealed to your mother
that you were a disgusting pig.
For now, we are emotionally s-s-supported.
One more misstep,
and you're gone!
[stammering] One more misstep?
Okay, fine, fine. No more funny business.
I'm sorry, Porky.
Phew, I'm just ready for our vacation.
Uh, say, Porko, let me do something nice for you to make up for everything.
A fan or something would be nice.
-Or maybe a pillow and a... -[wind blows]
I opened up a window for some fresh air!
Daffy, no!
[grunting]
I've had enough of you two frauds.
Is this a bad time to ask for a bag of peanuts?
[grunts]
Unsalted... [chuckles nervously]
[both screaming]
[both gasping]
A tropical island?
What do you know?
Maybe we'll get our vacation after all!
Stop!
I need to see passports.
Do you have them?
Of course I have mine.
What moron wouldn't?
Porky?
Well, you know how this goes.
[oinking]
[theme music playing]
[humming "Camptown Races"]
[snarls]
[barking]
Would you believe I installed this earlier?
Service! I say, "Service!"
You like my backhand?
Oh, you know, this is gonna be good.
I was sick of his racket.
[theme music playing]
Gee whiz, not even a single glance from anybody.
I even gave 'em the old puppy dog eyes, and nothing.
What's going on?
Have I lost my touch?
Nah, never! Snap out of it.
You are one heck of a dog.
And today, you are going home with a master.
I just know it.
Why, the next guy I see is gonna... he's gonna...
He's...
Well, hey there, handsome!
Watch me knock this guy's socks off.
Congratulations, pal.
You just found the number one best dog in the entire world.
Maybe in the entire universe.
What makes me the best you ask?
Because I got it all.
I'm 50% poodle.
I'm also half labradoodle and half doodle.
And if that ain't the half of it,
I'm also part bulldog.
[growls]
♪ Part hound dog baby ♪
Part setter.
Part sitter and part suitor.
I'm a pointer, a painter,
a laser pointer and even a laser printer.
[beeps]
As you can see, it's a long list of attributes that...
[gasps]
[effort grunt]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, where you going, sweetheart?
I know what you're thinking.
You can't afford a dog like me, but that's where you're wrong.
Because...
[impersonating woman] I'm also a rescue.
[in normal voice] I've been fixed and I'm very well behaved
because I've been working with a trainer.
I can be a support animal. [grunts]
An emotional support animal.
[sobbing]
Need a therapy dog?
A lap dog?
Or even an accessory dog!
I'm a bird dog, a down dog.
Eh, a what's up, dog.
A fire dog.
A bomb sniffing dog.
-[device beeps] -[sniffs]
-Yep. Definitely a bom-- -[explosion]
A seein' eye dog! A seein' you dog!
A seein' sights dog.
Or maybe just a sea dog.
[water splashing]
♪ So, don't you see ♪
♪ We were meant to be ♪
♪ You can't deny this energy ♪
♪ The synergy, camaraderie ♪
♪ It's destiny ♪
♪ I'm your d-o-g ♪
♪ Now, come on in And adopt me ♪
Yeah!
[panting]
So what do you say?
Yeah, that's it. That's it.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy!
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Here it...
Him? Over me?
What's the appeal?
Dah! [laughs]
-[door closes] -I was this close.
[sighs]
Hey, buddy, you in the market for a dog?
Well, you should be.
Get a load of this, and this and this and this.
And this, and this...
And wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got one more...
[imitates Porky] That's all, dopes!
Or something like that.
Ow!
[theme music playing]