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[theme music playing]

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Viva, Las Vegas.

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Boy, I've been looking forward
to this vacation for months.

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At Pharaoh's Deluxe
Resort and Casino,

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our quality service and
luxurious accommodations

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will leave you so satisfied,

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you'll be Tutan-khaming
back for more.

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Yes, Siree.
That's for me.

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And brochures don't lie.

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Now, where is that hotel?

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Found it!

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[door creaks]

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Huh, must be off-peak season.

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Gee, it's so dark in here,
I can barely see the whiskers
in front of my face.

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Look, comic strips.

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[gasps]

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Meh, comic strips were
a lot funnier years ago.

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You'd think the front desk
would be in front of the hotel.

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Ah, the concierge.

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Eh, pardon me, doc,
but I'd like to book a room
in your fine hotel.

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King-size bed, whirlpool bath,

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balcony access,
close to the ice machine,
away from the elevator,

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non-smoking, please.

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Eh, perhaps you didn't hear me.

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I want to book a room.

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Maybe you didn't understand me.

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[emphasizing]
I want to book a room.

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[Bugs] Hello!

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Hello.

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Oi, Tutakh.

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Anyone manning
the helm up there?

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Eh, you're no use to me.

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I swear, they hire
any crumb bum
off the street these days.

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[mummy grunts]

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Say, what've we got here?

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Egyptian-style novelty
slot machines.

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Hmm, now I know
I got some loose change
around here somewhere.

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No, no.

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[mummy grunting]

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Come on, come on,
big winner.

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[slot machine rings]

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Come to papa.

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Hey, what is this?

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-[beetle squeaking]
-Funny money?

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Oh, brother. What a rip.

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I can't stand this
new-fangled cryptocurrency.

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Oh, boy,
this must be the buffet.

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Fancy shmancy.

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Let's see now.

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Exotic food they got here.

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Oh well, when in Rome...

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Ooh, sausage.

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[humming tune]

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Let's see. Some of this
and some of that.

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Four of those and...

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[sniffing]
Ew. This stuff is rank.

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How long has this been
sitting out for?

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Weeks? Months?

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Well, there goes my appetite.

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Ugh, they don't even
empty out the trash here.

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[Bugs] Go...in...there.

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There, the health inspector's
gonna have a field day
with this joint.

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[grunting]

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Boy, these luxury hotels
are like mazes.

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You can never find
what you're looking for.

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Well, this room
is as good as any.

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Now, how do you suppose
these doors open?

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[mummy grunting]

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Is this it?

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[crashing]

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Ah, you must be
the cleaning lady.

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[mummy grunting]

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Gee, look at this place.

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And what gaudy decor.

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And look at this.

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They must pay you guys peanuts
because this room is filthy.

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[sneezing]

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Ugh geez, now my sinuses
are acting up.

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Darn sticky windows.

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[grunts]

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Here, miss. Hold this.

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[mummy screams]

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Still feels a bit stuffy.

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Let's get some
air circulation in here.

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[fan whirring]

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Come on, you finnicky little...

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Ah, now as I was...

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Hey, where'd she go?

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[grunting]

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Quality service,
luxurious accommodations.

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Oh, brother,
This place really is the pits.

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No phone, no mini fridge.

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Even this bed
feels like a rock.

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Geez Louise.

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You'd think
these high-end joints

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-would at least try
to treat their guests well.
-[mummy grunting]

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What's up, doc?

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[screaming]

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[laughing]

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Whoo!

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Ahh!

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Wow, doc.
You're a miracle worker.

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That was hands-down
the best deep-tissue massage
I ever had.

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Hey, let's have some fun.

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[Bugs snickering]

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[mummy screaming]

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Hey, come back.

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Where you going?

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[mummy grunting]

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We were just
starting to have fun.

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[mummy screaming]

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Ooh, dang! It stinks to be him.

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[theme music playing]

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[stomach gurgling]

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[slurps]

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[rumbling]

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[theme music playing]

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[Road Runner] Beep, beep.

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[honking]

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[concrete hardening]

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[Road Runner] Beep.

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[Road Runner] Beep.

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[rumbling]

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[Road Runner] Beep.

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[Road Runner] Beep.

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[rock drill whirring]

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[gasps]

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[geyser rumbling]

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Beep, beep.

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[vehicle approaching]

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-[vehicle leaving]
-[concrete hardening]

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[theme music playing]