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[theme music playing]

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[snores]

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[coughing]

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Abandon ship!
It's the Germans!

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Oh, it's you.

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[lisping]
Hello, wabbit!

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Eh, what's up, Doc?

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Don't play dumb.
We both know

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what this is about.

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Er, tax evasion?

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What? No!

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-Loitering?
-No.

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Oh, murder?

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No!

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Maybe this will refresh
your memory.

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No! No! It's horrible!

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So talk! Whaddya see?

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[in tough guy voice]
Oh, I'll tell you

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what I see.

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The ugliest yard I ever had
the misfortune

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of laying eyes on.

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What! No!

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It's my lovely garden.

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And do you see
anything missing?

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[in normal voice] Hmm.

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Gardening skills?

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-[glass shatters]
-No!

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My carrots!
And you stole 'em. Admit it!

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Eh, it wasn't me.

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Oh, you're good, wabbit.

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A tough nut to crack.

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Well, I'm gonna make you talk.

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Let's see how long you last

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-under this baking hot lamp.
-[sizzling]

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Wasting away like a daisy
under a thousand suns.

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Parched, burned.
[laughs wickedly]

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Quack, quack. Quack, quack.

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[barking]

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What was that, Doc?

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Oh, wabbit!

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[metal clangs]

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I'm gonna make you admit
you took those carrots.

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-[metal clangs]
-I'm sticking to my story, Mac.

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[thud]

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Well, let's just see how
your story holds up

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to my polygraph test.

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Your poly-what?

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My polygraph machine.

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It's a lie detector.

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If you lie, this buzzer
will go off, and I'll give

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you a thrashing.

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State your name for the record.

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That's easy.
Bugsworth Bunny.

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You know, Mac, that suit
really looks good on you.

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[buzzing]

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Very funny.

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No, I really mean it.

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[buzzing]

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-Why, a suit really accentuates
your muscles.

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-[buzzes]

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-I bet the ladies are
all over you.

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-[buzzes]

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As a matter of fact,
they are.

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[buzzing]

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[shouting] Enough!

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[crashes]

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We tried it the easy way.

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Now, the hard way.

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Um...

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-What?
-Oh, nothing. Carry on.

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No, tell me, what is it?

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It's just, uh,
this is your first time

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interrogating, isn't it?

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Yeah. Why?

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No reason. Go on.

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I'm sure you'll do great.

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Hmm.

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I don't know
what you're thinking, but--

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I'm thinking I probably would
have started with

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a little good cop, bad cop.

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Good cop, bad cop?

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It's a little hard to explain
to beginners.

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Well, if you're so smart,
why don't you just show me?

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I thought you'd never ask!

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First, good cop.

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All nice and friendly-like.

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Here, have some homemade pie.

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Oh, goody, pie.

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Pie for me. [chuckles]

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Mmm-hmm.

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And then when
they least expect it,

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you give them the bad cop.

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[shouting]
Where are the carrots,

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you filthy animal?

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Now, I'm the bad cop, see?

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Aah! Aah!

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[crying]

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No. Don't cry, Doc.

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Here, have some ice cream.

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Oh, well--

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And that's good cop, bad cop.

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Oh! You tricked me again!

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You horrible
little carrot thief!

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Now, wait a minute, Doc.

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I'll talk. I'll talk.

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I didn't steal your carrots.

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But I saw the guy who did.

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He had a real tiny face.

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Almost no face, whatsoever.

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Puckered up like he just ate
a hot lemon.

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Just totally sunken in.

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Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Push the nose in
a little more.

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[gasps] There he is!

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That's the sick freak
who stole your carrots!

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[Bugs] Oh!

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How could you, Doc?

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It was you, all along.

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What?

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[stammering]
It couldn't be.

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It has to be. Look.

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Dirt under your nails.

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Dirt from the scene
of the crime!

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-Mwah!
-But...

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But nothing. You were there.

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Photos don't lie!

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It was you!

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[glass shatters]

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[yelling]

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[imitates chicken clucking
and pig snorting]

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-All right. Where was I
on the night of the crime?

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-[sizzling]

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I better start talking.

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[wicked giggling]

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Shut up! Spit that pie out
and tell me what happened

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to the carrots.

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What's on TV?
I don't know!

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-Who are you working for?
-What a shame! I sure hope

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he cracks the case.

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Could I have my pie now?

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[theme music playing]

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[whirring]

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[creaking]

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Meep-meep.

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[straining]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[skidding]

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[whirring]

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[screaming]

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[boulder whistling]

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Meep-meep.

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[birds chirping]

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[theme music playing]

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[Porky humming]

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Time for
a nice relaxing shower.

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[squeaking]

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[humming]

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[sighs]

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[electrical buzzing]

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[Daffy blowing nose]

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Ew!

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[flushing]

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[Porky screams]

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[stuttering] These old pipes
sure are a doozy.

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-[flushing]
-[yells]

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-[flushing]
-[yells]

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What in tarnation?

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What's with this thing?

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[Porky groaning]

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Ugh, disgusting...

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Unhygienic!

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Ew!

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You better shape up,
you hear me!

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Sorry about that.

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[Daffy gargling]

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[Porky choking]

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[Daffy choking]

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[thuds]

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[thudding]

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[sighs]

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[Daffy screams]

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I need a handyman...
[stutters] a plumber.

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Hmm?

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[pipe squeaking]

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[Daffy gargling]

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[Porky yells and sighs]

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[Daffy screaming]

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Finally a little relaxation.

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[Daffy yells]

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[both yelling]

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[both grunting]

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[both panting]

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'Scuse me, chum,
could ya scrub my back?

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Oh, sure thing, pal.

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[theme music playing]