[theme music playing]
[rumbling]
Hello, Democratic Republic of Con-go!
Maybe I should have turned left at Luxembourg.
Say, what kinda place is this anyway?
[wind blows]
"Amusement Park.
3rd or 4th Happiest Place on Earth.
Give or Take."
Hey, a rabbit could get used to a place like this!
Especially, since I tunneled right past the admission booth.
Games, prizes, food high in saturated fat,
this place isn't kiddin' around. I am amused.
Perhaps I should try going on a ride
to round out this delightful experience.
Hmm, what to choose?
[gasps]
The Murderizer!
Oh, it's perfect!
Have a rootin' tootin' death defyin' time! [laughs]
Now, wait just a doggone minute!
Rule number one.
No filthy animals on my ride!
No place for any filthy, furry, flea-ridden creatures
on my coaster.
Now, that's more like it.
What in tarnation?
Oh, no, you don't.
Can't you read the sign?
Eh, who's making these needlessly
indiscriminatory rules, Doc?
I am!
So take your no-good, rabbit carcass
back to the stink factory!
[thuds]
Okay, now I gotta get on that ride.
Strap in, ladies and jerks,
for the murderinest ride of your misery-filled lives!
[Bugs] Wait!
[Sam catcalls]
[in woman's voice] Room for one more rider?
[clangs]
Why, yes of course! Right this way.
[Bugs] Why thank you, handsome.
Oh, my.
Hold on tight and prepare for the murderinest ride
of your pretty little life.
[in normal voice] Whee!
Boy, oh, boy!
That is my type of woman.
-Huh? -[laughs merrily]
Ooh, that low-down dirty rabbit!
Aw! Dangnabbit! I'm a-comin' for you, rabbit!
-Say your prayers, varmint! -Oh, brother.
[grunts]
Sorry, Doc, I thought I'd change seats.
Hope that's not a problem.
I'm the only problem you gotta worry about!
[grunts]
Decided to change again.
[grunting]
Where are you, rabbit? Oh...
[grunting]
[honking]
Ah-ha!
Shouldn't you be seated
with your safety restraint on, Mac?
Hey! I'm a-callin' the shots here!
I'm just sayin'.
The first drop is a bit of a lulu!
[grunts]
Whoo-hoo!
[bones rattling]
How's this for the final blow?
[takes deep breath and blows]
[thuds]
[crows cawing]
Shoo! Shoo! You lousy bird!
[Bugs] Whee! [laughs]
I'm having the time of my life!
One man's loss is another man's dead rabbit.
Yeah!
Ride's over now, rabbit!
[metal clanking]
[thuds]
[Sam] Oh, I hate that rabbit.
[Sam] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Bugs screaming]
[Bugs laughing]
[fuse crackling]
[laughs] They don't call this The Murderizer for nothin'.
What the tarhooty!
Oh, you're doing so good
on your very first rollercoaster ride
with Uncle Bugs.
These moments are just so precious.
[screams] I'm a-comin', baby!
[blowing]
Now, don't be sad when it's over.
We can always ride it again.
[grunts]
[sizzling]
[sighs in relief]
[honking]
And don't forget,
I'll always be here for you no matter what.
Phew!
Boy, am I sure relieved I didn't hurt that baby.
I despise me some animals,
but I would never hurt an innocent little baby.
I'll even prove it to you!
Ma'am, is this here your precious baby?
Why, y-yes, it is.
Would you mind if I popped my head in
and gave your baby a kiss?
I suppose that would be all right.
Hey there, junior.
Your Uncle Sam is gonna pop in for a little kiss.
[explosion]
[groaning]
Toilet bowl...
full of dynamite...
That's what you get for messin' with my baby!
Ain't that right, Junior?
[baby laughs, in automated voice] I want candy!
Oh, they grow up so fast.
[theme music playing]
[singing with a lisp] ♪ I am vacuuming the rhino ♪
♪ All the live long day ♪
[fly buzzing]
Rest in peace, horsefly!
Me and the rhinoceros have a symbiotic relationship.
[clanging]
[laughing heartily]
Get a load of these uncivilized beasts!
[imitates chimpanzee]
Ha! Look at this knuckle dragger!
Hey, ugly. Fetch!
[growling]
Eh, shut your apehole.
[gasps]
What do we have here?
[slurping]
Lunch is served.
[creaking]
I tawt I taw a puddy cat.
I did, I did taw a puddy cat!
[slashing]
Thanks, Mr. Rhinoceros.
Stupid, ugly, dumb zoo animals.
Oh, uh... Hey, there.
Listen, uh, about what I said earlier...
[roars]
[grunting]
[growling]
[grinding]
[whirring]
Uh-oh.
[clanking]
[effort grunts]
That is one persistent puddy.
Hmm...
Ah-ha!
[choking]
[screaming]
[thuds]
[muffled screams]
Hello, Mr. Puddy.
[sinister laugh]
Whoa! Whoa!
Steady! Steady, now.
Oh, look at me.
I'm balancing.
Whoa! [laughs]
[man] Hey, Skip, what the heck is going on?
You're not supposed to be cleaning the rhino cage!
I told you to clean out the giant scorpion cage!
Hey, fellas, just take it easy, huh?
[screaming]
[man] Wow! Great job in there, Skip!
Now you gotta clean out the python cage!
-[pythons hissing] -[muffled screaming]
[man] Excellent work, Skip.
Now I've got you down for the electric
-jellyfish tank. -No. Wait.
-[electricity crackling] -[muffled groans]
[grunts]
I hate the zoo.
♪ This is the way We brush our horn ♪
♪ Brush our horn, Brush our horn ♪
Okay, let's see what you can do.
Hologram 3000.
[magical music plays]
Perfect.
♪ Scrubby scrub Scrub, scrub, Scrub, scrub, scrub ♪
♪ Scrub, scrub, scrub Scrub, scrub, scrub ♪
[Sylvester] Hey, rhino!
You think you're horn needs brushin',
well, why don't you come on over here and brush this?
[growling]
[thuds]
Aw, and you just polished that horn.
What a shame.
Uh-oh.
[rumbling]
[loud crash]
[crashes and thuds]
[rumbling]
Ooh, I just love hologram technology. [laughs]
[panting]
[seal barking]
[exhales]
Just a dumb baby seal.
[wood thuds]
[theme music playing]