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[theme music playing]

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Step right up, folks!
Step right up!

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Spin the wheel

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and turn $1 into $10,000.

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Come on, step right up!

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Why, hello there, young man.

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Are you ready to win?

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I sure am, mister.

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Okay, sonny.

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Give the cash wheel a big spin.

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[gasps]

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[laughs cunningly]

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[buzzes]

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Aw, you lost.

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What are the odds?

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Better luck next time.

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[crying hysterically]

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[laughs cunningly] Sucker.

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Now, who's the next loser?

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Duh, I mean, customer.

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[Bugs humming]

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Talk about my lucky day.

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I found a dollar.

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Say, that's a nice-looking
dollar bill, rabbit.

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-How'd you like to--
-Eh, no thanks.

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Hey! What gives?

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What gives is that
today's your lucky day.

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Spin this here wheel,

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and turn that dollar
into 10,000.

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Actually, I'm on my way

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to deposit this dollar
in the bank.

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A bank!

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Nobody puts his money
in a bank no more.

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Everyone knows
the wisest thing to do

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is to safely invest your money

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in a firmly established
carnival game.

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I don't know, Doc.

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I'd have to think about it.

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What is there to think about?

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Just spin the wheel
and win 10,000 G's.

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[laughs maliciously]

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Well, all right. What the heck.

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[laughs cunningly]

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Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

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I won!

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Consarn it!

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Cheap, second-rate
cheatin' lever!

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[laughs nervously] I mean,
congratulations, rabbit.

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[chuckles nervously]

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So, where's my 10 G's?

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[chuckles nervously]

52
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Right here, rabbit.

53
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Well, nice playing
with you, Doc.

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It don't get
more lucky than this.

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Now, now, now, hang on, rabbit.

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You've got luck,
and I've got more games.

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Play and win another game,

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and I'll... I'll...

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I'll double what you just won.

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Double, huh?

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Well, I guess
it is my lucky day.

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Okay, rabbit.

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For this game,
you got three chances

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to toss a ring around a bottle

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like so.

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Ooh, how fun.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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[Sam] Here's your rings.

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Good luck.

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Not that it'll help.
[laughs cunningly]

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Is it just me,

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or do these rings look smaller
than that other one?

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Oh, well, what do I know?

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It's all in the wrist, rabbit.

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[chuckles cunningly]

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Too bad, rabbit.

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[chuckles cunningly]

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Hooray!

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How about that!

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I got every bottle.

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[muttering]

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One more game, rabbit.

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Triple or nothing.

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Please! I'm begging you!

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I need this!

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Okay, okay.

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But only because
I hate to see a carny cry.

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This game is called
Guess Sam's Weight.

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It's simple.

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Just take a look at me,
guess my exact weight,

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and you win.

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And this here scale
is the most trustworthy,

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scientifically accurate scale

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this side
of the Calabasas River.

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Okay, rabbit,
what's your guess?

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Hmm.

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I'll say 193 pounds.

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193 pounds.

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One. Nine. Three.

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Now I'm gonna
step on this here scale,

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and we'll see if you're right.

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[laughs cunningly]

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One.

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Nine.

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[sighs in relief]

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Oh! "152."

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Too bad, rabbit.

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Well, we're finally square.

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[laughs nervously]

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One last game!

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Quadruple or nothing!

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Nah. I think I'm good.

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You'll play once more

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if you know
what's good for you!

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Rabbit, this one's
as basic as it gets.

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Just swing the hammer
hard enough to ring the bell,

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and you win.

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Okay, Doc.

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But, uh, where's the hammer?

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Oh, how silly of me. [chuckles]

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Allow me to go fetch it.

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This time that rabbit's
guaranteed to lose...

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His life.

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[chuckles cunningly]

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Here you are, rabbit.

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Swing as hard as you can now.

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Hmm.

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Eh...

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Hmm?

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What are
you waiting for, rabbit?

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How does this work again?

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Just swing!

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Not your hips.

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Swing the hammer!

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You mean like this?

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Ugh! You're supposed
to ring the bell, remember?

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That bell?

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All the way up there?

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No, you idiot varmint!

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You are supposed
to hit this thing!

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You mean, that's a bell, too?

142
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No! That thing
triggers the bell!

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I still don't follow.

144
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Ooh, it's easy, you rabbit!

145
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Just swing
the hammer like this.

146
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Oh, now I get it.

147
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What can I say?

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Winning is easy

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when you've got
two lucky rabbit's feet.

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[laughs heartily]

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[theme music playing]

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Hi, everyone.

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It's duck season.

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But guns are frowned upon
in today's cartoons.

155
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So...

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I'll have to use
a different strategy,

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like this awesome crossbow.

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[laughing]

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I got 'em.

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Now to reel him in.

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[screams]

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[creature growls]

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What'd I miss?

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[theme music playing]

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♪ I'm a tweet wittle bird
In a gilded cage ♪

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♪ Tweety's my name ♪

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♪ But I don't know my age ♪

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♪ I don't have to worry
And that is that ♪

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♪ I'm safe in here
From that old puddy cat! ♪

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Uh-oh!

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[laughs maliciously]

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I got you now.

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How dare you!

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Now unhand my Tweety!

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[groaning]

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There are no cats
allowed in my house.

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Now get out and stay out!

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Yeah, puddy cat!
No cats allowed!

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Just me and Granny,
and nobody else!

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[sighs] I suppose
you're right...

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"And nobody else."

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Oh!

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Granny, are you all right?

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What's the matter?

185
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Well, Tweety,

186
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lately I've been
feeling a bit lonely.

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I'm getting older,

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and it would be nice

189
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to have a companion
around the house.

190
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But, Granny,

191
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why do you even need
human companionship

192
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when you have me?

193
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[laughs] I'll tell you
when you're older.

194
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Maybe I should jump
on this online dating rage

195
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the youngsters are doing today.

196
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,401
Perhaps I can find
a handsome gentleman suitor

197
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on the Senior Soulmates
dating website.

198
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Ooh, looks like
it's time to go courtin'.

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[laughs maliciously]

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-[beeping]
-Oh, my!

201
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Look at this, Tweety.
I got a super like.

202
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This is so exciting!

203
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-Let's see who it is!
-[key clacks]

204
00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:34,467
Ooh, his name is Sly Vesterson.

205
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It says he's a doctor, lawyer,

206
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and retired
astronaut millionaire.

207
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What a stud!

208
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I'm going to go ahead
and super like him back.

209
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[doorbell chimes]

210
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Time for a date, a dinner date.

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-[door opens]
-[Granny gasps]

212
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,320
Sly Vesterson?

213
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[kisses]

214
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Lamb sake, you've caught me
by surprise!

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I rarely get gentlemen callers.

216
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,747
Oh, please, come in!

217
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:12,589
It must be my lucky night
to get such a handsome visitor.

218
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,716
Eh, I've seen better.

219
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:18,470
So, Sly, tell me
about yourself. Hmm?

220
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What's this?

221
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"I lost my tongue in the war.

222
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,224
I can't speak."

223
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,310
Heavens! Which war?

224
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,187
"All of them."

225
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,481
Oh, my goodness!

226
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,649
You brave man!

227
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,736
Thank you for your service!

228
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,238
Military men are so hot.

229
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,452
May I get you some tea,
soldier boy?

230
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,165
[Granny humming]

231
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,009
I tawt I taw--

232
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,178
Oh! Hi, Mr. Vesterson.

233
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,263
Are you in love
with my Granny yet?

234
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:06,476
Yes! In love with
her delicious taste in pets!

235
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,727
Oh, Sly...

236
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,855
Sly, what's going on?

237
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,857
[kisses]

238
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,363
[Granny] My stars, I've been
a card-carrying member

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for 52 years!

240
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Gracious!

241
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:25,036
I think tonight
is going to go very well.

242
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,373
So, how many lumps
of sugar, sugar?

243
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[laughs]

244
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,834
Coming right up.

245
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:36,381
Hey, Mr. Vesterson,
catch me if you can.

246
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,298
[laughs]

247
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,094
Whee, this is fun.

248
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,431
Whoa, you're very
into this, Mr. Vesterson.

249
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:47,100
Hey, I think
you might be breaking

250
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some of Granny's stuff.

251
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[Granny] What's going on
out there?

252
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:54,899
[groans]

253
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,362
What in the dickens
is going on in here?

254
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,073
[gasps] Tweety!

255
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,409
What's gotten into you?

256
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,245
Please excuse us, Sly.

257
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,748
I thought you might feel
a little jealous,

258
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,875
but to behave
this aggressively--

259
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,002
But, Granny, I... I--

260
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:17,172
That is enough
of your lip, Tweety.

261
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,758
You've been
a very naughty bird.

262
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Locking you in my room

263
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will give you time to think
about what you've done.

264
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,221
Stay in your cage.

265
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,973
I'll check up
on you in an hour.

266
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[Tweety] Yes, Granny.

267
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,026
Here's your tea, deary.

268
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,737
I know we just met, Sly,

269
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,823
but what are your thoughts
on love at first sight?

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[giggles] Goodness!

271
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,915
You want to dance with me?

272
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,835
I haven't danced in ages.

273
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[gasps] I love this song, Sly,

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because it starts off slow,
and then gets nice and...

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fast!

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[upbeat music playing]

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Hot diggity! Whoo-hoo!

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All my sweet moves
are coming back to me.

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It's just like riding a bike!

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Mr. Vesterson?

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You know, you got me
in a lot of trouble

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with my Granny.

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That old biddy is the least
of your problems.

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[laughs maliciously]

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[Granny] There you are!

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Oh, you don't waste any time,
do you, Sly?

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I love a man who cuts
straight to the chase.

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[kissing]

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[retches]

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I told you, Granny,
he's not a war hero at all.

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It's that mean old puddy cat.

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[chuckles nervously]

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How dare you mislead me,

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you feline phony!

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Looks like Granny's silver fox

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was really just
a bad ol' puddy cat.

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[theme music playing]