[theme music playing]
[keyboard clacking]
Working from home sure is nice.
[sighs]
[telephone ringing]
[mumbles] Hello... Yes.
[boss] Porky, I need those numbers right now!
On the double, boss.
I've got those numbers right here.
-They're 24... eh, 500-- -[engine whirring]
-[engine stops] -[boss] What was that?
Oh, uh...
-Twenty-four... [mumbles] -[engine whirring]
-[engine stops] -[boss] What?
[engine revving]
Oh, no.
The gardener.
[boss] What?
[chuckles nervously]
Uh, can you give me one sec, boss?
Excuse me, but--
[spits]
Uh, could you please turn that down
just for a few minutes?
[engine whirring]
Sir? Excuse me, sir?
[coughs]
[wheezing]
[yells] Hey?
[engine whirring loudly]
[imperceptible]
[engine stops]
[engine starts]
Uh, hey, boss. Please stay on the line.
[mumbles] I'll be right back... Give me a minute.
[boss] What?
[crashes]
[engine starts]
Oh.
Whoo!
[boss] Porky!
Oh, yes, I'm still here, boss.
Yes. The numbers, right. [mumbles indistinctly]
Uh, 490--
[warbling]
[growls]
Yeah, give me a few more seconds, boss.
[boss] What?
Ah-ha!
Mmm.
[engine whirring]
[thumping]
[thudding]
[boss] Porky.
I need those numbers.
[mumbles] Sorry, boss.
Hold on for a just a few more-- [mutters indistinctly]
[boss] What?
-[thuds] -[Porky grunting]
[exhales]
Yeesh.
[grunts in frustration]
Just one more minute, boss.
I have to... [mumbles] Break some wind!
[boss] What?
All done.
A leaf-free lawn is a happy lawn.
I always...
[screaming]
[yelping]
[crashes]
[sputters] There.
[grunts]
Uh, sir?
[mumbles] Still there?
[motor whirring loudly]
[boss] Porky!
[mumbles] I'm sorry, I'm in a...
A wind tunnel--
[boss] Porky!
Hey, thanks a lot, pal.
Now I got to do the whole yard again.
[engine starts]
[boss] Porky!
[mumbles] Yes, boss?
[boss] I need those numbers!
Uh, you know what, sir?
I... I quit!
[stammers] There enough lawn for one more?
You bet.
And this is the kind of job where it's okay if you blow it.
[both laughing]
[theme music playing]
[audience applauding]
I, the great Daffini,
will perform amazing feats of prestidigitation
For this trick, I shall need a volunteer.
Huh? What? When? Where? How?
Thank you for volunteering, my good sir.
Now, let's get started, shall we?
Whoo-hoo!
For those with weak constitutions,
you may want to watch some other cartoon.
[metal clanging]
[mumbles] Very funny.
Now... [stammers] put me back the way I was.
All right, all right.
[metal clanging]
Well, I did say, I'd show you "amazing feets",
didn't I?
[theme music playing]
[narrator] Once upon a time, there were three bears.
A Papa Bear, a Mama Bear
and a Baby Bear.
Uh, Pa is taking us to the movies.
Well, come on, we don't want to miss the previews.
[munching]
Oh, Henry,
did you remember to lock the house?
Yes.
Did you lock the car?
Yes.
-Did you turn the oven off? -No.
Listen, we're here to watch a movie
and I don't want to hear another peep until it's over.
[grunting]
Yes, dear.
Now, let's find our seats.
Uh, do not worry, Pa.
I will find our seats.
-Ah-ha! -[objects clattering]
Uh, look, Pa. I found our seats.
They are good seats, too.
[grunts]
Put those down, you lack wit.
Sorry, Pa.
Should I get more popcorn, Henry?
[grunts]
[grunts and huffs]
[yelps] Who turned out the lights?
Who turned out the lights?
I am scared.
[Pa grunting]
Pa, are you scared of the dark, too?
Will you shut up and eat your candy?
Oh, right.
[chomping]
Gosh, these new special effects,
sure are lifelike, huh, Pa?
[grunting]
And in 3D, too.
[laughs softly]
[grunts]
Oh!
I get it. [chuckles]
[laughing]
[bell dings]
[grunts]
-[man on film] Martha, my darling, I have returned. -[woman] Oh, Johnathan.
Now we can be together forever.
Oh, Henry. [chuckles]
Does that remind you of anyone?
No, now shh.
I'm trying to watch the movie.
[man] Now, what I'm about to tell you is of utmost importance
and I'm only going to tell you
this important bit of information--
-[munching loudly] -[man continues indistinctly]
...and I suppose if you didn't hear me the first time,
I'll repeat this very important message again.
-[munching loudly] -[man continues indistinctly]
[coughing]
[clears throat]
[man] All righty, just one more time then.
Everything from this point forward
is dependent on this one important piece of information.
-[rustling] -[man continues indistinctly]
[smacks lips]
Pa. Hey, Pa!
Uh, I'm thirsty.
Fine. Just get out of here.
Pa. Hey, Pa!
I cannot go alone.
It's dark.
[slurping loudly]
[smacks lips]
[hiccups] Uh-oh.
Pa. Hey, Pa! Pa! Hey, Pa!
Uh, I gotta go to the little bear's room.
Pa?
[grunting]
Uh, I am hungry again.
[panting]
What did I miss?
Oh, um...
I wasn't paying attention, Henry.
Hey, Pa.
[grunts] What?
Thank you, Pa.
[telephone ringing]
Hello.
Oh, hi, Harriet. How are you?
No, I'm just here watching a movie.
It's all right, but it's not like the other one.
Shh. You're gonna get us kicked out.
[Ma] You know, the one with the lizard people on the plane.
[Junior snoring]
[Ma] Oh, my...
Mmm-hmm.
-Mmm-hmm. -[snoring]
-[snoring continues] -[Ma] You don't say.
[yells] Will you just be quiet!
I just want to watch the movie in peace
-and all you two are doing is-- -[audience members] Shh.
You're ruining the movie.
[manager] Excuse me, sir, but you're making a disturbance.
[objects clattering]
[theme music playing]