[theme music playing]
[spooky alien music playing]
Ugh, carrot soup again?
Well, Doc said I had to start eating light.
But not that light.
Say, what gives?
Whoa!
[screaming]
What? Who? Huh?
Greetings, tall and magnificent Earth creature.
Say, Doc, what's the big idea of interrupting my pathetic and boring dinner?
You should be thankful, earthling.
I deemed you a worthy specimen to add to my collection.
Isn't that lovely?
Collection? What kind of collection?
Why, it's just my humble collection of brains from across the galaxy.
Ew!
This brain's from Saturn,
Neptune,
-[panting] -[Marvin] and Pluto.
[barking]
Yeesh! So many brains.
Perhaps, he's compensating for somethin'.
And now to add your earthling brain
to my ever-expanding collection,
Yeah, yeah, that's really nice, Doc.
But, uh, ya see, you can't put my brain on your shelf
'cause it's locked up inside my skull.
Oh, don't worry about that.
I'll simply extract it with the Brain Extracto-matic 8000.
Ahhh! Not the Brain Extracto-thing 8000.
Now, hold still
or this could hurt the brain.
I need it in perfect condition.
Ooh!
Ahhh!
No, Doc. Don't do it.
[yelps]
Oh, stop moving your head!
Sorry, Doc.
I just get a little nervous around brain extractors.
What the...
I thought I told you to stop moving your head.
I'm not.
I'm moving my ears.
[kisses]
[gags]
This will immobilize you.
Now that the offending appendages have been dealt with...
Now what?
Whoa! Did you know this table reclines?
Whee!
[Bugs] So fancy.
Stop that at once.
Sorry. Sorry.
Just gettin' comfy.
Oops! Too far.
Back the other way. Sorry, very sorry.
[Bugs sighs]
There. All set.
[groaning]
[laughing]
Huh?
[straining]
You've left me no choice, earthling.
I didn't want to do this,
but I guess I'm going to have to remove that brain
the old-fashioned way.
Go ahead, Doc.
Saw my head wide open.
[shrieking] Start the bloodbath.
[gulps]
Eh, what's the matter, little fella?
Nervous?
Uh, uh, what? Uh...
[sputtering] Well, no, I, uh...
It, it, it's just... Normally, my machine does this for me.
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
I mean, when you think about all that blood gushing all over the place.
The cerebellum juice oozing out onto your hands,
the cracking bones...
It does make a person feel a little uneasy.
[gags]
Ew, ew, ew! Oh, you're right.
I can't do it.
Oh, boo hoo hoo! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
Aw, don't cry there, Frankenstein.
Look, here's an idea.
Why don't I just remove my brain for ya?
What do you think of that, huh?
Would that cheer ya up?
Really? [sobbing]
You'd do that for m...
For me?
Sure, just free my arms,
give me that saw and I'll do the dirty work.
Oh. All right, earthling.
I'll just be over there, averting my eyes.
I, I mean, supervising quietly.
Good idea, mac.
Things are about to get pretty gruesome.
-[sawing] -[Bugs] Ooh!
Eeeh, ahhh!
Ooh! Eeeh! Ooh!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah.
Is it over yet?
Ahhh! Ooh! Eeeh!
Ah!
Ooh, don't look, mac. It's too gruesome.
[groaning]
[cracking]
Oh, dear.
He must be cracking through the skull.
-[crunching] -Oh!
He's ripping the brain from its [groans] stem.
Oh, yeah.
Very graphic stuff, Doc.
Especially this part.
[squelching]
Ew. [shudders]
Suddenly, I don't feel so well.
[groaning]
Doc, oh, Doc.
Look, Doc, look. I did it!
I got you that brain.
What?
Oh, goody, goody.
Thank you, Earth creature.
And now to add this to my collection.
[in sing-song voice] Add to my collection.
[humming trails off]
Well, that's strange.
I can't remember what I was about to do.
[slowly] In fact, I can't remember anything at all.
[talking gibberish]
Remember, folks, it's always good to keep an open mind.
[laughing]
[theme music playing]
I am the mysterious, magnificent Quack.
I can see into your future.
[thunder rumbling]
What questions do you have for the cosmos?
[stammering] I do have just... one question.
[stammers] I've been looking for work.
Is there a [stammers] job out there for me?
Let's see.
Hmm.
-Oh dear. -[Porky] Ahem.
[laughs nervously]
Oh, excuse me.
Anyway, a job. I'm seeing...
I'm seeing an unforeseen employment opportunity.
A new job! A fun change of career!
Is it a good one?
[stammers] What could it be?
How about a psychic?
[stammering] Oh, wow. I'm finally employed.
[stammers] Thank you.
Hey. Who's the fake psychic who ripped off my wife?
Ahhh!
[glass shatters]
There he is.
[stammering] Uh-oh, dear. Oh, dear.
[growls]
-[Porky grunting] -[Daffy whistling]
I give... Give up being a fortune teller.
[stammering] I just don't see a future in it.
Hi, everyone.
It's duck season, but guns are frowned upon in today's cartoons.
So...
I'll have to use a different strategy.
Like this explosive decoy.
[laughs]
You'd have to be pretty stupid to fall for something like this.
Luckily, I'm hunting dumb idiot ducks.
[laughs]
They're stupid.
[make quacking noises]
Ka-boom!
A duck! Gotcha.
[laughing]
[laughing trails off]
[audience applauding]
I, the great Daffini, will perform amazing feats of prestidigitation.
For this trick, I shall need a volunteer.
Huh? Who, what, when, where, how?
Thank you for volunteering, my good sir.
Say, what's that up your sleeve?
Huh? Hey, that tickles. [laughs]
-[Daffy vocalizing] -[Porky laughing]
-[cloth straining] -[Porky laughing]
[clears throat] I... I've got a bone to pick with you.
[theme music playing]