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[theme music playing]

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[spooky alien music playing]

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Ugh, carrot soup again?

4
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Well, Doc said I had to
start eating light.

5
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But not that light.

6
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Say, what gives?

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Whoa!

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[screaming]

9
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What? Who? Huh?

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Greetings, tall and magnificent
Earth creature.

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Say, Doc, what's the big idea
of interrupting my pathetic
and boring dinner?

12
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You should be thankful,
earthling.

13
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I deemed you a worthy specimen
to add to my collection.

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Isn't that lovely?

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Collection?
What kind of collection?

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Why, it's just my humble
collection of brains
from across the galaxy.

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Ew!

18
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This brain's from Saturn,

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Neptune,

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-[panting]
-[Marvin] and Pluto.

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[barking]

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Yeesh! So many brains.

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Perhaps, he's compensating
for somethin'.

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And now to add
your earthling brain

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to my ever-expanding
collection,

26
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Yeah, yeah,
that's really nice, Doc.

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But, uh, ya see, you can't
put my brain on your shelf

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'cause it's locked up
inside my skull.

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Oh, don't worry about that.

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I'll simply extract it with
the Brain Extracto-matic 8000.

31
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Ahhh! Not
the Brain Extracto-thing 8000.

32
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Now, hold still

33
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or this could hurt the brain.

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I need it in perfect condition.

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Ooh!

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Ahhh!

37
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No, Doc. Don't do it.

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[yelps]

39
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Oh, stop moving your head!

40
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Sorry, Doc.

41
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I just get a little nervous
around brain extractors.

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What the...

43
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I thought I told you
to stop moving your head.

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I'm not.

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I'm moving my ears.

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[kisses]

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[gags]

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This will immobilize you.

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Now that
the offending appendages
have been dealt with...

50
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Now what?

51
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Whoa! Did you know
this table reclines?

52
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Whee!

53
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[Bugs] So fancy.

54
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Stop that at once.

55
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Sorry. Sorry.

56
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Just gettin' comfy.

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Oops! Too far.

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Back the other way.
Sorry, very sorry.

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[Bugs sighs]

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There. All set.

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[groaning]

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[laughing]

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Huh?

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[straining]

65
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You've left me
no choice, earthling.

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I didn't want to do this,

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but I guess I'm going to
have to remove that brain

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the old-fashioned way.

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Go ahead, Doc.

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Saw my head wide open.

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[shrieking]
Start the bloodbath.

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[gulps]

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Eh, what's the matter,
little fella?

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Nervous?

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Uh, uh, what? Uh...

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[sputtering] Well, no, I, uh...

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It, it, it's just...
Normally, my machine
does this for me.

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Yeah, yeah, I get it.

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I mean, when you think
about all that blood
gushing all over the place.

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The cerebellum juice
oozing out onto your hands,

81
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the cracking bones...

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It does make a person
feel a little uneasy.

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[gags]

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Ew, ew, ew!
Oh, you're right.

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I can't do it.

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Oh, boo hoo hoo!
Boo hoo hoo hoo!

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Aw, don't cry there,
Frankenstein.

88
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Look, here's an idea.

89
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Why don't I just
remove my brain for ya?

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What do you think of that, huh?

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Would that cheer ya up?

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Really? [sobbing]

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You'd do that for m...

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For me?

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Sure, just free my arms,

96
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give me that saw
and I'll do the dirty work.

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Oh. All right, earthling.

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I'll just be over there,
averting my eyes.

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I, I mean, supervising quietly.

100
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Good idea, mac.

101
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Things are about
to get pretty gruesome.

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-[sawing]
-[Bugs] Ooh!

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Eeeh, ahhh!

104
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Ooh! Eeeh! Ooh!

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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Ah.

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Is it over yet?

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Ahhh! Ooh! Eeeh!

109
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Ah!

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Ooh, don't look, mac.
It's too gruesome.

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It's too gruesome.

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[groaning]

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[cracking]

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Oh, dear.

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He must be cracking
through the skull.

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-[crunching]
-Oh!

117
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He's ripping the brain
from its [groans] stem.

118
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Oh, yeah.

119
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Very graphic stuff, Doc.

120
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Especially this part.

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[squelching]

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Ew. [shudders]

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Suddenly, I don't feel so well.

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[groaning]

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Doc, oh, Doc.

126
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Look, Doc, look. I did it!

127
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I got you that brain.

128
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What?

129
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Oh, goody, goody.

130
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Thank you, Earth creature.

131
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And now to add this
to my collection.

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[in sing-song voice]
Add to my collection.

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[humming trails off]

134
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Well, that's strange.

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I can't remember what
I was about to do.

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[slowly] In fact, I can't
remember anything at all.

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[talking gibberish]

138
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Remember, folks,
it's always good to keep
an open mind.

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[laughing]

140
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[theme music playing]

141
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I am the mysterious,
magnificent Quack.

142
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I can see into your future.

143
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[thunder rumbling]

144
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What questions do you have
for the cosmos?

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[stammering]
I do have just... one question.

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[stammers]
I've been looking for work.

147
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Is there a [stammers] job
out there for me?

148
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Let's see.

149
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Hmm.

150
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-Oh dear.
-[Porky] Ahem.

151
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[laughs nervously]

152
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Oh, excuse me.

153
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Anyway, a job. I'm seeing...

154
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I'm seeing an unforeseen
employment opportunity.

155
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A new job!
A fun change of career!

156
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Is it a good one?

157
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[stammers] What could it be?

158
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How about a psychic?

159
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[stammering] Oh, wow.
I'm finally employed.

160
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[stammers] Thank you.

161
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Hey. Who's the fake psychic
who ripped off my wife?

162
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Ahhh!

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[glass shatters]

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There he is.

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[stammering]
Uh-oh, dear. Oh, dear.

166
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[growls]

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-[Porky grunting]
-[Daffy whistling]

168
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I give... Give up being
a fortune teller.

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[stammering] I just don't see
a future in it.

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Hi, everyone.

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It's duck season,
but guns are frowned upon
in today's cartoons.

172
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So...

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I'll have to use
a different strategy.

174
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Like this explosive decoy.

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[laughs]

176
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You'd have to be
pretty stupid to fall
for something like this.

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Luckily, I'm hunting
dumb idiot ducks.

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[laughs]

179
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They're stupid.

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[make quacking noises]

181
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Ka-boom!

182
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A duck! Gotcha.

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[laughing]

184
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[laughing trails off]

185
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[audience applauding]

186
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I, the great Daffini,
will perform amazing feats
of prestidigitation.

187
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For this trick,
I shall need a volunteer.

188
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Huh? Who, what,
when, where, how?

189
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Thank you for volunteering,
my good sir.

190
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Say, what's that
up your sleeve?

191
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Huh? Hey, that tickles.
[laughs]

192
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-[Daffy vocalizing]
-[Porky laughing]

193
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-[cloth straining]
-[Porky laughing]

194
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[clears throat]
I... I've got a bone
to pick with you.

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[theme music playing]