[theme music playing]
[Sylvester clears throat]
And in conclusion, this is why I would be
an excellent candidate to join your alley cat club.
So, fellas, what do you say?
Nope.
-Mmm-hmm. -[clicks]
I completely understand.
Thank you for your consideration.
I'll be on my way.
Oh, please, let me join the gang!
I'll do anything! [sobbing loudly]
[continues sobbing]
All right, all right.
I'll let you in if you can...
Uh...
[Tweety singing] ♪ We are going to the hotel ♪
♪ For a getaway ♪
♪ We are going to the hotel ♪
♪ Just to lounge And play all day ♪
[snaps fingers] Bring me that yellow bird,
and I'll let you into the club.
That tiny yellow one?
Ha! You got it. I'll get that bird, easy peasy.
Nothing can stop me--
-[truck horn blaring] -[slams]
[rattles]
[concierge] Here's your key card, madam.
Oh, thank you.
Let's go check out our room, Tweety.
I hope it's luxurious.
[wheels rattling]
Huh?
[grunts]
[elevator bell dings]
[smashes]
Ooh, so many pretty buttons!
Can I, Granny?
[chuckles] Well, I suppose just this once.
[grunting, straining]
[exclaiming joyfully]
-[elevator bell dings] -[smashes]
[elevator music playing]
-[whirring] -[elevator bell dings]
-[smashes]
-[elevator bell dinging] -[smashing]
[crashes]
You get that bird yet?
I was within arm's reach.
Here we are.
[alarm buzzing]
Oh, phooey to these newfangled key cards.
So darn temperamental.
Oh! [chuckles] Excuse my language.
-[door beeps, opens] -[Granny] Got it!
Let's make ourselves at home, Tweety.
-[wheels rattling] -[door slams open]
[objects clattering]
[person whistles appreciatively]
[grunting]
[swing music playing]
[whimsical music playing]
[sighs in relief]
-[yells] -[whistling through air]
[crashes]
Yeah, yeah. Keep your shirt on. The bird's coming.
-[coin pings] -That's a nice color on you.
Really brings out your bruises.
-[barking] -[yells]
[panting]
[barking]
[gasping, breathing heavily]
-[mimicking barking] -Ah!
Well played, bird.
[whistling through air]
[clangs]
Yeah, I know. I fell for it.
-[crashes] -[objects clattering]
Well, look what we have here.
[chuckles appreciatively] Wonderful!
I'm going to test out the bed.
Okay, Granny. I'm hungry.
Let's order some room service.
[knocking at door]
[Sylvester in singsong voice] Room service!
Wow, that was fast.
-Come in. -[door opens]
[wheels rattling]
[in normal voice] Good evening, sir.
Our chef has prepared a number of delicious dishes.
But may I recommend starting with the main course?
I don't see any food.
-[clangs] -[Sylvester] I do!
[laughing wickedly]
I don't know. That dish was about
as empty as your head, puddy.
-Uh-oh! -[clangs]
[revving]
[dramatic chase music playing]
-[television buzzing] -[swing jazz music playing]
-[horn blaring] -[crashes]
-[door opens] -[slams]
[Tweety] Granny!
Help!
[snoring]
Oh, sorry. Sleep tight, Granny.
-[snoring] -Shh!
[whispers] Quiet, puddy.
[softly] Oh, sorry.
[classical lullaby music playing]
[in normal voice] That was close.
Yeah, it was.
[dramatic music playing]
-[crashes] -[objects shattering]
[thuds]
All right, cat. Where's my bird?
It can't be done.
[groans, snaps fingers]
[gasps] It's impossible.
I've tried everything!
He's a monster!
That little bird?
[chuckles] A monster?
[laughing] You're pathetic.
Oh, yeah? I'd like to see you try to catch him, tough guy.
Catch a bird? You want me to catch that bird?
Fine, I'll catch that bird.
-[crashing, shattering] -[cats meowing in panic]
Here, bada-bing, bada-bird.
[stuttering] But how?
How... How did you do it?
Simple. I just went in there and...
He don't know me very well, do he?
[theme music playing]
-[dramatic music playing] -[audience applauding]
I, the great Daffy,
will perform amazing feats of prestidigitation.
For this trick, I shall need a volunteer.
Huh? Who? What? When? Where? How?
Thank you for volunteering, my good sir.
Now, let the magic begin!
-Comfortable? -Eh, eh, what? Yes.
-A little. -Good, good.
That's good.
-Now... -[chainsaw revving]
...this won't hurt a bit!
-[chainsaw buzzing] -[screams]
[laughs insanely]
[pops]
How do you feel now?
I feel like half the pig I used to be.
Don't worry, the trick ain't over yet!
-[groaning] -Ta-da!
[gasps] What the...
You... Why you phony magician.
I don't think this is how the trick is supposed to go.
Really? Looks right to me.
[theme music playing]
[sizzling]
[groaning]
Another blistering hot and boring day in the desert.
It's got to be 100 degrees in the shade.
That is, if there was shade.
[sighs in relief] That's better.
Hey, what gives?
Wait a minute. Get back over...
Hello? Hello!
Why the heck are you circling me like that?
Oh!
["Ride of the Valkyries" playing]
[screeching]
[exclaims]
[Beaky Buzzard] Ooh! [grunting, straining]
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!
Come on out, Mr. Rabbit.
-[crunches] -You have a visitor.
-[chuckles] -Eh...
What's up, Doc?
Or should I say, what's down?
Well, uh, there's a rabbit down in this hole,
and, uh, I'm trying to flush him out. [chuckles]
[laughing] Rabbit, he says.
What a dummy!
[crunches, chewing]
[grunts] Got you!
[in sing-song voice] I got a rabbit, I got a rabbit.
-[Beaky Buzzard vocalizing] -Well, now that you caught me,
what are you gonna do with me?
[in normal voice] Uh, I'm gonna, uh...
Uh...
-Eat you! -Eat me?
Yup. [chuckles] Yup, yes, sir.
I'm gonna take you home and tenderize you,
then slice you open and pull out your innards,
and finally simmer you in a big old stew.
Hold it up!
You know, Doc, there are less labor intensive ways of getting a meal.
-There are? -Sure.
Haven't you ever heard of fast food?
Uh...
-Fast food? -Here, let me show you.
Just look this-a-way, and the food will come
-right to you. -[gasps]
So, keep your eyes peeled or you might miss it.
Oh, goody goody. Whoo-hoo, yum yum yum.
Oh, look, I think I see some fast food coming right now.
Really? Oh, boy, oh, boy. I can't w--
[slams]
Here comes some more!
-[thuds] -[horn blowing]
-And some more. -[chuckles]
-[horn blowing] -[smacks]
And some more still.
-[thuds] -[Beaky Buzzard grunts]
-Even more! -[thuds]
-[Beaky Buzzard grunting] -[thudding]
Okay, tiger, take five. Come on in.
[groaning]
Oh, boy! That sure was fast food.
I didn't even see 'em. [groans]
Whoa! Easy there, champ.
All right. So, maybe you're a little too slow for fast food.
Too slow, eh?
Hey! Are you insinuating, uh, something?
Oh, no, no, no, Doc. I wasn't insinuating anything.
I was just saying that, uh, that, uh...
Well, maybe you're better off eating something you can see.
And there's no better food than seafood.
Seafood? Yeah! [chuckles]
Uh, but where are we gonna find seafood in the desert?
Over here, Doc.
Feast your eyes on this delicious delicacy known as...
...desert lobsters.
Oh, boy, oh, boy! Desert lobsters!
Down the hatch.
[gulps, chomps] Mmm-mmm.
[grunts]
Ooh! Geez, Doc!
Why didn't you tell me you were allergic to shellfish?
Oh, you never asked.
[thuds]
[laughs gleefully]
Well, that takes care of that bozo.
Can you believe he fell for that one?
Not so fast, buster.
Those weren't desert lobsters at all.
They were scorpions.
Easy, Doc. It was an honest mistake.
Listen, let me make it up to ya
with a nice full slab of juicy baby back ribs.
Mmm. Baby back ribs?
[Bugs] Fresh off the grill,
I present you barbecue baby back ribs.
-[sizzling] -Oh, boy, oh, boy!
I can still hear 'em sizzling.
Ah!
Huh?
Hmm.
I see what's going on here.
Another one of your rotten tricks!
-[explosion] -But it didn't work this time.
-That's it. -[choking]
-[slams] -[grunts]
I'm gonna eat you right here and now.
[straining] Okay, Doc, you win.
You can eat me.
But it looks like you got some competition.
Huh? What are you talkin' about?
[Bugs] There, up there!
It's another buzzard, ready to swoop down
at any moment and snatch me.
Oh! Muscling in on my meal, eh?
Well, I'll show him, by gum.
["Ride of the Valkyries" playing]
-[engine whirring] -[wings flapping]
-[Beaky Buzzard grunts] -[thuds]
Well, I've seen a few airheads in my day,
but he was just plain silly.
[chuckles gleefully]
I might be silly, but I sure ain't hungry.
[laughing]
[theme music playing]