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[theme music playing]

2
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[Sylvester clears throat]

3
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And in conclusion,
this is why I would be

4
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an excellent candidate
to join your alley cat club.

5
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So, fellas, what do you say?

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Nope.

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-Mmm-hmm.
-[clicks]

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I completely understand.

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Thank you
for your consideration.

10
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I'll be on my way.

11
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Oh, please,
let me join the gang!

12
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I'll do anything!
[sobbing loudly]

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[continues sobbing]

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All right, all right.

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I'll let you in if you can...

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Uh...

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[Tweety singing]
♪ We are going to the hotel ♪

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♪ For a getaway ♪

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♪ We are going to the hotel ♪

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♪ Just to lounge
And play all day ♪

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[snaps fingers]
Bring me that yellow bird,

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and I'll let you into the club.

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That tiny yellow one?

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Ha! You got it.
I'll get that bird, easy peasy.

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Nothing can stop me--

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-[truck horn blaring]
-[slams]

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[rattles]

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[concierge]
Here's your key card, madam.

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Oh, thank you.

30
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Let's go check out
our room, Tweety.

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I hope it's luxurious.

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[wheels rattling]

33
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Huh?

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[grunts]

35
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[elevator bell dings]

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[smashes]

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Ooh, so many pretty buttons!

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Can I, Granny?

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[chuckles] Well, I suppose
just this once.

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[grunting, straining]

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[exclaiming joyfully]

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-[elevator bell dings]
-[smashes]

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[elevator music playing]

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-[whirring]
-[elevator bell dings]

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-[elevator bell dings]
-[smashes]

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-[elevator bell dinging]
-[smashing]

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-[elevator bell dinging]
-[smashing]

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[crashes]

49
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You get that bird yet?

50
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I was within arm's reach.

51
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Here we are.

52
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[alarm buzzing]

53
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Oh, phooey to these
newfangled key cards.

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So darn temperamental.

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Oh! [chuckles]
Excuse my language.

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-[door beeps, opens]
-[Granny] Got it!

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Let's make ourselves
at home, Tweety.

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-[wheels rattling]
-[door slams open]

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[objects clattering]

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[person whistles
appreciatively]

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[grunting]

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[grunting]

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[swing music playing]

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[whimsical music playing]

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[sighs in relief]

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-[yells]
-[whistling through air]

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[crashes]

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Yeah, yeah. Keep your shirt on.
The bird's coming.

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-[coin pings]
-That's a nice color on you.

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Really brings out your bruises.

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-[barking]
-[yells]

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[panting]

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[barking]

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[gasping, breathing heavily]

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-[mimicking barking]
-Ah!

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Well played, bird.

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[whistling through air]

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[clangs]

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Yeah, I know. I fell for it.

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-[crashes]
-[objects clattering]

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Well, look what we have here.

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[chuckles appreciatively]
Wonderful!

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I'm going to test out the bed.

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Okay, Granny. I'm hungry.

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Let's order some room service.

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[knocking at door]

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[Sylvester in singsong voice]
Room service!

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Wow, that was fast.

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-Come in.
-[door opens]

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[wheels rattling]

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[in normal voice]
Good evening, sir.

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Our chef has prepared
a number of delicious dishes.

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But may I recommend
starting with the main course?

94
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I don't see any food.

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-[clangs]
-[Sylvester] I do!

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[laughing wickedly]

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I don't know.
That dish was about

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as empty as your head, puddy.

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-Uh-oh!
-[clangs]

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[revving]

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[dramatic chase music playing]

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-[television buzzing]
-[swing jazz music playing]

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-[horn blaring]
-[crashes]

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-[door opens]
-[slams]

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[Tweety] Granny!

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Help!

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[snoring]

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Oh, sorry.
Sleep tight, Granny.

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-[snoring]
-Shh!

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[whispers] Quiet, puddy.

111
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[softly] Oh, sorry.

112
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[classical lullaby
music playing]

113
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[in normal voice]
That was close.

114
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Yeah, it was.

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[dramatic music playing]

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-[crashes]
-[objects shattering]

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[thuds]

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All right, cat.
Where's my bird?

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It can't be done.

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[groans, snaps fingers]

121
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[gasps] It's impossible.

122
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I've tried everything!

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He's a monster!

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That little bird?

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[chuckles] A monster?

126
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[laughing] You're pathetic.

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Oh, yeah? I'd like to see you
try to catch him, tough guy.

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Catch a bird?
You want me to catch that bird?

129
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Fine, I'll catch that bird.

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-[crashing, shattering]
-[cats meowing in panic]

131
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Here, bada-bing, bada-bird.

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[stuttering] But how?

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How... How did you do it?

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Simple. I just
went in there and...

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He don't know me very well,
do he?

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[theme music playing]

137
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-[dramatic music playing]
-[audience applauding]

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I, the great Daffy,

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will perform amazing feats
of prestidigitation.

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For this trick, I shall
need a volunteer.

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Huh? Who? What?
When? Where? How?

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Thank you for volunteering,
my good sir.

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Now, let the magic begin!

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-Comfortable?
-Eh, eh, what? Yes.

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-A little.
-Good, good.

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That's good.

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-Now...
-[chainsaw revving]

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...this won't hurt a bit!

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-[chainsaw buzzing]
-[screams]

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[laughs insanely]

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[pops]

152
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How do you feel now?

153
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I feel like half the pig
I used to be.

154
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Don't worry, the trick
ain't over yet!

155
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-[groaning]
-Ta-da!

156
00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,237
[gasps] What the...

157
00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,863
You... Why you phony magician.

158
00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:12,283
I don't think this
is how the trick
is supposed to go.

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Really? Looks right to me.

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[theme music playing]

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[sizzling]

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[groaning]

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Another blistering hot
and boring day in the desert.

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It's got to be 100 degrees
in the shade.

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That is, if there was shade.

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[sighs in relief]
That's better.

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Hey, what gives?

168
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Wait a minute.
Get back over...

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Hello? Hello!

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Why the heck
are you circling me like that?

171
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,334
Oh!

172
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,252
["Ride of the Valkyries"
playing]

173
00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:05,628
[screeching]

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00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,297
[exclaims]

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[Beaky Buzzard]
Ooh! [grunting, straining]

176
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,473
Oh, Mr. Rabbit!

177
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,932
Come on out, Mr. Rabbit.

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00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,434
-[crunches]
-You have a visitor.

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00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,686
-[chuckles]
-Eh...

180
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,396
What's up, Doc?

181
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,690
Or should I say, what's down?

182
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,734
Well, uh, there's a rabbit
down in this hole,

183
00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:31,196
and, uh, I'm trying
to flush him out. [chuckles]

184
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[laughing] Rabbit, he says.

185
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,450
What a dummy!

186
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,993
[crunches, chewing]

187
00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,956
[grunts] Got you!

188
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,626
[in sing-song voice]
I got a rabbit,
I got a rabbit.

189
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,795
-[Beaky Buzzard vocalizing]
-Well, now that you caught me,

190
00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,672
what are you gonna do with me?

191
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,882
[in normal voice]
Uh, I'm gonna, uh...

192
00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:52,801
Uh...

193
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,678
-Eat you!
-Eat me?

194
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,721
Yup. [chuckles] Yup, yes, sir.

195
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,848
I'm gonna take you home
and tenderize you,

196
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,226
then slice you open
and pull out your innards,

197
00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:04,104
and finally simmer you
in a big old stew.

198
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,730
Hold it up!

199
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,609
You know, Doc, there are
less labor intensive ways
of getting a meal.

200
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,194
-There are?
-Sure.

201
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,030
Haven't you ever
heard of fast food?

202
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,156
Uh...

203
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,244
-Fast food?
-Here, let me show you.

204
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,372
Just look this-a-way,
and the food will come

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00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,873
-right to you.
-[gasps]

206
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,209
So, keep your eyes peeled
or you might miss it.

207
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,337
Oh, goody goody.
Whoo-hoo, yum yum yum.

208
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:32,882
Oh, look, I think I see
some fast food coming
right now.

209
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:36,052
Really? Oh, boy, oh, boy.
I can't w--

210
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:36,803
[slams]

211
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,304
Here comes some more!

212
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,472
-[thuds]
-[horn blowing]

213
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,016
-And some more.
-[chuckles]

214
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,225
-[horn blowing]
-[smacks]

215
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,184
And some more still.

216
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,352
-[thuds]
-[Beaky Buzzard grunts]

217
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,603
-Even more!
-[thuds]

218
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,022
-[Beaky Buzzard grunting]
-[thudding]

219
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:50,025
Okay, tiger, take five.
Come on in.

220
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,779
[groaning]

221
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,700
Oh, boy!
That sure was fast food.

222
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,619
I didn't even see 'em. [groans]

223
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,164
Whoa! Easy there, champ.

224
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:08,543
All right.
So, maybe you're a little
too slow for fast food.

225
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,628
Too slow, eh?

226
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:14,132
Hey! Are you insinuating,
uh, something?

227
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,844
Oh, no, no, no, Doc.
I wasn't insinuating anything.

228
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:21,056
I was just saying that, uh,
that, uh...

229
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:25,268
Well, maybe you're better off
eating something you can see.

230
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:29,272
And there's no better food
than seafood.

231
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:32,984
Seafood? Yeah! [chuckles]

232
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:38,615
Uh, but where are we gonna
find seafood in the desert?

233
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,325
Over here, Doc.

234
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,952
Feast your eyes
on this delicious delicacy
known as...

235
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,997
...desert lobsters.

236
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:49,417
Oh, boy, oh, boy!
Desert lobsters!

237
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,794
Down the hatch.

238
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,379
[gulps, chomps] Mmm-mmm.

239
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:56,841
[grunts]

240
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,640
Ooh! Geez, Doc!

241
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,726
Why didn't you tell me
you were allergic to shellfish?

242
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,229
Oh, you never asked.

243
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:09,979
[thuds]

244
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,773
[laughs gleefully]

245
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,401
Well, that takes care
of that bozo.

246
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,445
Can you believe
he fell for that one?

247
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,114
Not so fast, buster.

248
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,491
Those weren't
desert lobsters at all.

249
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,867
They were scorpions.

250
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,203
Easy, Doc. It was
an honest mistake.

251
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,330
Listen, let me make it up to ya

252
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:32,669
with a nice full slab
of juicy baby back ribs.

253
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,256
Mmm. Baby back ribs?

254
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,758
[Bugs] Fresh off the grill,

255
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:43,054
I present you
barbecue baby back ribs.

256
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,640
-[sizzling]
-Oh, boy, oh, boy!

257
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,143
I can still hear 'em sizzling.

258
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,395
Ah!

259
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,064
Huh?

260
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,899
Hmm.

261
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,902
I see what's going on here.

262
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,530
Another one
of your rotten tricks!

263
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,867
-[explosion]
-But it didn't work this time.

264
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,368
-That's it.
-[choking]

265
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,829
-[slams]
-[grunts]

266
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,706
I'm gonna eat you
right here and now.

267
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,875
[straining] Okay, Doc, you win.

268
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,293
You can eat me.

269
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,171
But it looks like
you got some competition.

270
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,048
Huh? What are
you talkin' about?

271
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,466
[Bugs] There, up there!

272
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,468
It's another buzzard,
ready to swoop down

273
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,219
at any moment and snatch me.

274
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,889
Oh! Muscling in on my meal, eh?

275
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,058
Well, I'll show him, by gum.

276
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,726
["Ride of the Valkyries"
playing]

277
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,144
-[engine whirring]
-[wings flapping]

278
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,197
-[Beaky Buzzard grunts]
-[thuds]

279
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,158
Well, I've seen a few airheads
in my day,

280
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,952
but he was just plain silly.

281
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,829
[chuckles gleefully]

282
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:55,085
I might be silly,
but I sure ain't hungry.

283
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,420
[laughing]

284
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,593
[theme music playing]