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[theme music playing]

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Oh, hewwo there!

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You're pwobably wondering
what I'm dwawing.

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Well, I spent the last 80 years

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twying to catch that howwible,

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despicable, no good wabbit

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but I never could.

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That's why I'm making
a comic book about it,

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because anything can happen
in a comic book,

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especially if you
draw it yourself. See.

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It's called, "Elmer Fudd kills,

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maims, murderizes, humiwiates

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and utterwy annihiwates
da wabbit!"

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A tale for all ages! [laughs]

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And it's full of gweat scenes!
Like in this panel,

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where I finally capture
the Wabbit! Hooway!

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Then I humiliate him
in fwont of all his fwiends!

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And, in this panel
I get a girlfwiend.

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Isn't she beautiful?
[sighs dreamily]

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And now to dwaw
the final panel,

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where I devour his dewwicious
wabbit fwesh!

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[phone ringing]

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Dwat! That must be
mother calling again.

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Oh well!

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I'll be wight back to finish
my thwilling concwusion.

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[yawns]

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Boy! Being in this
maroon's cartoon

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sure is hard work.

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Holding still like that
put a nasty crick in my neck.

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Hey, you're not supposed to
be moving awound!

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Eh! So sue me.

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Just you wait, Wabbit!

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You're on a one way ticket
to my tum-tum!

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Could you say that again, Doc?
I couldn't quite hear you.

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[inhales air]

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I'm a big stinky dum dum!

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Your words, not mine!

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Oh! [mutters angrily]

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Whoa! Watch the language, Doc!

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Kids read these comics,
you know.

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What you are doing, Wabbit?

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This is my comic book
where I'm supposed to win!

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Sorry, Doc, it's your comic.

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Let me make it up to you.

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To commemorate this moment
I wrote you a victory speech.

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Enjoy, my treat.

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Hmm. Thanks, I guess.

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I just thought
maybe my victory speech

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would be a little bigger?

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Oh, Doc, you're right.

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Let me fix it for you.

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Here you go!

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That's more like it.

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[screaming]

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[Elmer groans]

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Mmwah!

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[gurgles]

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[Big Elmer] Ow!

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Say, watch where
you're throwing those things!

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And, stay inside
your own panel!

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[Bugs] Yoohoo!

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Mmmwah!

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[inhale]

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[blows air]

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Ha! I got ya now!

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Dwat! My shoewaces are untied!

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Now, what was that twick mother
showed me again?

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Over and under and oh...

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Looks like you could use some
help, Doc.

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No!

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[sheepishly] Yes.

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Over and under and pull!

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Wow! Thanks, Mr. Wabbit!

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Oops! Guess I pulled too hard!

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[laughs slyly]

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[laughs slyly]

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Now that Elmer's gone,

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I can frolic in this comic
safe and sound!

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What the--

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[grunts]

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Stick them up, Wabbit!

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You forgot one important thing!

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I'm the hero
of this comic book,

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[laughs loftily]

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[fire crackling]

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[screams]

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[evil laugh]

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[high-pitched noises from book]

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[gibberish chatter from phone]

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Yes, Mother.

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Yes, Mother.

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[Bugs] Uh oh!

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[Big Elmer] This is the end,
Wabbit.

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How about we finish this comic

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by rubbing you
out of existence?

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Aw, Doc, no!

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Don't erase me, please!

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I'm too young to vanish!

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-Uh-oh.
-What?

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Eh, looks like you got
something on your chest, Doc.

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I do?

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Wait. I'm not falling
for that old twick.

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No seriously, Doc.
Let me show you.

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It's right... there.

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Mmm. I don't remember dwawing
a stupid face on my chest.

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Who you calling stupid?

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-Whoa!
-Take this!

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Take that!

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And some of these!

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[spitting out]

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[sobbing]

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What gives! That darn wabbit
can still twick me,

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even in my very own comic book!

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This ain't your comic book
anymore, Mac!

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[giddy laughter]

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And now, back to my
cweative masterpiece!

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Hey! Who ruined my comic?

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[screams]

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[toilet flushing]

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[laughs wickedly]

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Ain't I an inker?

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Hey. I wanna buy
all your balloons, please.

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No, you don't.

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Yes, I do.

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Now, will you please give me
all your balloons?

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Hmm.

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Nah. You can't handle them.

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I easily... certainly
can handle a few
flimsy rubber balloons.

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Now... [stuttering]
give them to me!

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Uh...

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Maybe try one
and see how you do.

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[stuttering] One? I demand
you sell all to me...

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-...now!
-Okay, okay!

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Suit yourself!

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[stuttering] Thank you.
Now that wasn't so hard.

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Can't say I didn't warn him!
[laughs]

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[theme music playing]

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[Porky humming]

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[cat meows softly]

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Oh, goodness. You...
[stuttering] ...the poor thing!

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Out here all alone...
[stuttering] ...in the rain.

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I'm gonna take you home
with me,

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where it's nice and cozy.

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There!

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Now you're all snug
as a bug in a ... [stuttering]
...a carpet.

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Nighty night,
my fluffy little buddy.

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Hey Sylvester, it worked!

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That sod fell for it.

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Come on over
and bring the boys!

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-[Porky snoring]
-[kitten laughing]

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[kitten laughing]

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Where did these
horrible alley cats come from?

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My... [stuttering]
...potted plants!

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Pinata time!

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[screeching]

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[Porky screams and stutters]
My player piano!,

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[stuttering] My wallpaper!

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[gasps and groans]

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[all] Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug!

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[moans and hiccups]

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[sputters angrily]

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This pussycat party is over!

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[Sylvester] Mrow!

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[Dumb Cat] Meow!

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[Cat 1] Meow!

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There! [sighs in relief]

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Boy, that was just terrible.
[stuttering] That was awful.

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How on earth did my house
get overrun

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by a dozen mangy cats,
anyway?

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Actually, there weren't
a dozen.

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There were only...
[screams] Four!

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[Porky squeals]

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[mud squelches]

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You know, I am starting
to think

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that kitten took me
for a real...

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I gotta get those cats
out of my house.

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[stuttering] But how?

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Oh! Cats only, huh?

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Hmm!

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[banging]

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I'm here for
the "Cats Only" party.

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[stuttering] Because
I am a cat.

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Duhh, he ain't no cat!

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I am, too. I can prove it!

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Uh, how do I prove I'm a cat?

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Easy! No real cat
can resist chasing...

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The red spot.

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Uh... [stuttering]
What's the red spot?

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This. Now go get it!

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Oh... [stuttering] Right!
Meow!

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Meow. Meow.

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I did it! I caught
the red spot!

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Good! Now catch the
two yellow spots.

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Yellow spots?

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[truck honking]

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[stuttering] See?
I'm a cat.

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Hmm! I'm not convinced yet.

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[glass breaking]

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Cats just love knocking stuff
off shelves, don't we?

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Now, let's see you knock
some stuff off of this shelf.

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Oh! Yeah, sure!

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[whimpers]

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[whispers] Sorry, Grandma.

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[glass breaks]

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[whimpering] Why, Porky?

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Why?

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Uh, well you didn't look like
you enjoyed that.

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How about you catch
a mouse for us?

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Oh! [stuttering] Yum yum!

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[rat groans]

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-[chomping]
-[all laughing]

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Cats love milk!

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[stuttering] I love--

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[blubbering]

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00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,742
[gasping for breath]

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And kitty litter!

217
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,329
[muffled screaming]

218
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:14,001
And not to mention,
big old balls of yarn!

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Smack.

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[all cats] But we especially
love...

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[in sing-song voice] Serenading
under the moonlight!

222
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[neighbor] Shut up!

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[groans] No more, no more.
No more--

224
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:36,190
That's right! There's no more
doubt in my mind.

225
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You're clearly a cat.

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-I am?
-And what a great cat are you!

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Right, boys?

228
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Hip hip hooray!

229
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-A cat!
-[all cats] Hip hip hooray!

230
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I'm a cat? [chuckles] Yippee!

231
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I'm a cat! [laughs] Whoo!

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-[all cats] Hip hip hooray!
-What am I doing?

233
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I ain't no stinking cat!

234
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And this ain't
your stinking house!

235
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All righty, pussycats,

236
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this is my house!

237
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,760
And if you think you can
just come in here,

238
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:07,263
and do whatever you want...

239
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,932
[thudding]

240
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,642
You're right.

241
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,353
[all laughing]

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[sobs]

243
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[stuttering] Oh, I guess
I don't have a home anymore.

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[whimpers] What am I
gonna do now?

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[crying]

246
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[woman] Aw!
What a totally adorable
little kitty cat!

247
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,206
What? A kitty cat?

248
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,584
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm not a kitty.

249
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,586
I'm a... [stuttering]

250
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[woman] I am totally
gonna take you home!

251
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Get in my limo,
and we will drive
straight to my mansion

252
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and I will pamper you
and give you everything

253
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your little kitty cat heart
desires.

254
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,015
Uh, did I say I wasn't a cat?

255
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,184
Because what I meant to say
was... [stuttering] Meow!

256
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,688
[meows and purrs]

257
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:03,193
Sayonara, pussycats!
[laughs smugly]

258
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,321
Hey, lady, wait!

259
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,656
[meows]

260
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,411
Ah, who cares!

261
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,455
Forget that dummy.

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After all, we still got
his house!

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[mice squeaking]

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[theme music playing]