Hello, Claude!
Hello, Claude.
Hello, Claude!
♪ There's lots of friends to meet
♪ That live along our street
♪ In the town where everybody Knows your name
♪ And everyone is always saying...
♪ Hello, Claude.
♪ Hello, Claude!
♪ The sound that's all around Pawhaven
♪ Hello, Claude! Hello, Claude! ♪
It's Claude! He's Claude!
So Claude! He's Claude!
I'm Claude!
What a beautiful day, Sir Bobblysock.
What shall we do?
Oh, I don't mind, Claude, we've got the sun,
a full day ahead, each other.
So, whatever we decide...
It'll be just lovely.
CAR HORN BEEPS Oh!
Come on, come on!
Get moving, come on, that's it, hurry up, please!
Oh! Come on, Sir Bobblysock.
I've places to be, people to see.
And I got a load of food in the back of the van that's going off!
Oh, hold your horn! Stop it!
Come on! Calm down, calm down!
PC Cuffs, what's happened?
Ah! There's been an accident on the road, Claude.
That's what happened. Look!
Dear, oh, dear.
Let me help you with that, Gordon.
HE GROANS
Careful, Claude.
Knees bent, back straight, remember?
THEY GROAN
Thank you, Claude.
The Highkick Spinners are putting on a show tonight,
and I was taking their costumes to the Palladium to wash them.
But I'm afraid I lost control of my trolley.
Oh, dear!
Oh, dear is right!
And I have to stay at the scene to clear up,
and get the traffic moving again.
Which means I can't do my normal police duties.
If only I had an assistant, a partner.
I can do that.
Oh!
PC Claude at your service!
HE GASPS
Oh, but Sir Bobblysock and I were going to spend the day together.
That's all right, Claude.
I'll help Gordon pick up the costumes.
You know how I hate people's dirty laundry being aired in public.
HE LAUGHS
Stop! Thief!
HE GASPS, SHE GASPS
That sounds like your first call-out!
You'll need these.
Oh, wow! Oh, Claude!
Your very own handcuffs.
I'm ready to hit the mean streets of Pawhaven.
Good luck, partner.
Help! HE GASPS
Help!
Don't worry! I'm coming!
Help!
HE GROANS
Help!
Aargh!
Claude?
Is that you?
Ahem, er, er, yes.
All clear in there, Miss Waxx.
Now, how can I assist you?
They're gone.
No! Vanished into thin air.
That's terrible!
You have to get them back.
I will get them back.
Um, what am I looking for exactly?
My glasses.
I had them one minute, but then I went to polish my windchimes,
and when I came back, puff!
They disappeared.
Maybe they've been stolen.
Oh, I'll need to take a statement.
Now, can you describe these glasses?
Well, they are my favourite pair, right?
I use them for seeing through.
Looking at the clouds...
Um, Wanda...
...gazing at the rain...
Yes, but, er, Wanda...
...staring at the mist...
Wanda! They're on your head.
So they are! SHE LAUGHS
Now, why didn't I think of that?
Thank you, Claude.
HE LAUGHS
Case closed!
YELLING, HE GASPS
Oh, police!
Emergency!
Duty calls, have to go.
A parking ticket?
But I'm on a bike.
There's no need to shout, Ms Hush, I'm only doing my job.
That top would go beautifully with my red leggings.
Yoo-hoo, Claude!
I shall be finished soon!
Sorry, Sir Bobblysock, can't stop!
Oh!
Move aside, please.
Coming through.
Oh!
Oh, Claude, thank goodness.
I was doing my warm-up routine for tonight's show,
and I launched it with splits finale.
I can't get up again.
Don't worry, Miss Highkick-Spin.
I'm here to help.
Um...
HE GASPS
Form a line behind me, please, Highkick Spinners.
Now, pull!
GROANING
I'm up.
CHEERING
Merci, Claude.
You've rescued me from a dance disaster.
It's all in a day's work when you're a policeman like me.
Ah, get out my shop!
That's Mr Lovelybuns!
And it sounds like he's in trouble.
Got to go!
Bye-bye, Claude.
Oh?
I wonder what this key is for.
I'd better look after it.
Food while you wait!
Got some hay, barley, carrots, oh, and oats.
Oh, yes, barley, hay, and a nosebag of oats over here, please.
And a carrot for Thunderclap!
THEY LAUGH
Look at Claude!
CLAUDE PANTS
Huh?
Dear, oh, dear.
I'll have to move fast to get these washed in time.
MUFFLED SPEECH
Oh, get out, get out you brute!
Oh, Claude, thank goodness.
There's a villain trying to get my freshly baked almond ring
for tonight's after show party.
HE GASPS Where is he?
There.
I've got this covered, Mr Lovelybuns.
Ah!
Move along now, please.
Get out of my shop.
Come on. Go!
Don't be buzzing around here any more.
Ah, Claude.
You saved the day.
How can I ever thank you?
It was all in the line of duty, Mr Lovelybuns.
Oh!
Although some toasted bagels would be nice.
My pleasure, Claude.
HE GASPS
'Allo, 'allo, Gordon.
Where's Sir Bobblysock?
That's what I'd like to know.
I haven't seen him since he picked up the red jester's hat.
Or maybe it was green?
It had bells on though. MUFFLED NOISES
Anyway, can't stop, I've got to get these to the Palladium's big washer,
or they won't be ready in time.
Don't worry, Gordon, I'll give them a police escort.
It won't take a moment.
It's all downhill.
Lovely, tasty bagels. Claude?
Oh, yummy!
Oh, no! My trolley!
Stop!
I put one in for Sir Bobblysock, too.
Oh, thank you, Mr Lovelybuns.
He'll love that.
That is if I ever find out where he's got to.
MUFFLED SPEECH
Sir Bobblysock!
Help!
Stop! Police!
SIR BOBBLYSOCK YELLS Oh, no!
Aargh! Aargh!
Help!
Aargh!
Help!
SIR BOBBLYSOCK YELLS
Smile, mon petits spinners.
SIR BOBBLYSOCK YELLS Huh?
Hold tight, Sir Bobblysock!
SIR BOBBLYSOCK YELLS, HE GASPS
No!
Sir Bobblysock?
Where are you?
Oh, no!
It's all my fault.
I was so busy helping the people of Pawhaven,
I forgot to help my best friend.
How will he ever forgive me?
Well, I wouldn't say no to a toasted bagel.
HE GASPS Sir Bobblysock!
Sir Bobblysock, I'm so sorry.
I, I... I...
I'm handcuffed to the trolley.
But of course you have the key, Claude?
Er...
HE GASPS Oh, no!
Oops!
I was wondering what this was for.
Ah, thank you, Gordon.
No, thank you, Claude.
Now all the costumes are in the wash.
They'll be ready in time for the show.
Were you on that runaway trolley, Sir Bobblysock?
Yes, and it was quite a shock, I can tell you.
Well, this is for you, a ticket for speeding. Sorry.
SIR BOBBLYSOCK GRUMBLES
And as for you, PC Claude...
...thanks to you Pawhaven was a safer place today.
HE GIGGLES
In fact, perhaps you'd like a police job permanently?
No, thank you, PC Cuffs,
I've had enough excitement as I can take today,
as Sir Bobblysock is feeling a bit delicate after being
mistaken for a piece of dirty laundry.
HE LAUGHS
The indignity!
The shame!
The smell!
Come on, Sir Bobblysock, we'd better get home.
My goodness, a police light!
Where did that come from?
And who left that empty bagel bag there?
You don't think Claude would know anything about it, do you?
No, of course not.
Claude's been fast asleep all day.
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