1 00:00:02,347 --> 00:00:05,567 [faint mid-tempo beat playing over headphones] 2 00:00:07,395 --> 00:00:09,093 ♪ I'm good♪ 3 00:00:09,136 --> 00:00:11,660 ♪ Everybody know my name, got money, got fame♪ 4 00:00:11,704 --> 00:00:14,707 ♪ Trying to get paid, I'm good♪ 5 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:15,925 ♪ Mm, mm♪ 6 00:00:15,969 --> 00:00:17,362 ♪ I'm good♪ 7 00:00:17,405 --> 00:00:19,755 [mumbling]: ♪ ...something good...♪ 8 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:32,725 [pills rattle] 9 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,685 [phone chimes] 10 00:00:40,994 --> 00:00:43,083 That's what's up. 11 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:44,432 [indistinct chatter] 12 00:00:44,476 --> 00:00:46,086 MAN: What else is going on? 13 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,305 How's Davionte doing? 14 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,394 Oh, you know-- Gata's still Gata. 15 00:00:49,437 --> 00:00:51,222 -Mm. -Did I see your wife 16 00:00:51,265 --> 00:00:52,745 at the fundraiser last Saturday? 17 00:00:52,788 --> 00:00:54,573 -Um... -What y'all got going on here? 18 00:00:54,616 --> 00:00:57,489 -Hey. -Hey, baby. You remember Mr. Santos? 19 00:00:57,532 --> 00:01:00,231 Aw, man, it's been so long, he probably don't remember me, huh? 20 00:01:00,274 --> 00:01:03,364 -STACE: He's Kev-Kev's uncle. -Oh, my bad. How you doing? 21 00:01:03,408 --> 00:01:06,106 I'm good, I'm good. On that notary grind today. 22 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,674 -Happy to help Moms out. -It look like the Feds about to crack it, 23 00:01:08,717 --> 00:01:10,415 like you're about to put a wire on my mom or something. 24 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:12,460 -We good, or what? -[laughing] 25 00:01:12,504 --> 00:01:14,810 Nah, nah. We're adding your sister's name to the mortgage. 26 00:01:14,854 --> 00:01:16,769 -Nothing serious like that. -Why you doin' that? 27 00:01:16,812 --> 00:01:19,424 This is no big deal-- just in case something happens to me. 28 00:01:19,467 --> 00:01:22,035 This way, all of us, legally, will be good, 29 00:01:22,079 --> 00:01:24,124 -that's all. -But you know I'm older than her, right? 30 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,170 Why you putting her name on it? 31 00:01:26,996 --> 00:01:28,520 Well... 32 00:01:28,563 --> 00:01:30,870 when it comes to things like the house, we just want 33 00:01:30,913 --> 00:01:33,264 -to make sure that... -You think I'm unstable, crazy or something? 34 00:01:33,307 --> 00:01:34,961 No, baby, I didn't say that. 35 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:38,138 But there's a certain level of-of-of financial stability... 36 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:39,835 You ain't got no job, bro. 37 00:01:39,879 --> 00:01:42,708 A job? I don't need a job. I'm trying to get a career. 38 00:01:42,751 --> 00:01:44,623 I'm pursuing a career, my actual dream. 39 00:01:44,666 --> 00:01:46,842 Just 'cause you a little office manager, that don't mean shit. 40 00:01:46,886 --> 00:01:48,714 Matter of fact, I ain't gonna be here anyway, man. 41 00:01:48,757 --> 00:01:52,109 Now, why do you have to take everything so personally? 42 00:01:52,152 --> 00:01:53,893 Man, I personally don't give a fuck how y'all feel about me. 43 00:01:53,936 --> 00:01:55,634 Y'all discussing family business without me. 44 00:01:55,677 --> 00:01:57,636 LD album drops today. I'm-a blow the fuck up, man. 45 00:01:57,679 --> 00:01:59,420 -Fuck what y'all talkin' about. -Davionte! 46 00:01:59,464 --> 00:02:01,074 -Davionte! -I've been waiting on this moment my whole life. 47 00:02:01,118 --> 00:02:03,032 -Dave. -Davionte! -Don't be calling me 48 00:02:03,076 --> 00:02:06,166 -to help you with the mortgage and all that. -Dave! Dave! 49 00:02:11,693 --> 00:02:13,739 ♪ 50 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:22,008 I don't know how much longer I can be up here. 51 00:02:22,051 --> 00:02:24,837 I should have been the "I." 52 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:25,881 Chuck, you okay? 53 00:02:25,925 --> 00:02:27,318 No, I'm not okay. This is horrible. 54 00:02:27,361 --> 00:02:28,884 I'm so wind-burnt. 55 00:02:28,928 --> 00:02:32,192 The sun is eviscerating me 'cause of the Accutane. 56 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,499 We really should have put your name on the billboard. 57 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,370 Why? You have me. You don't need my fuckin' name. 58 00:02:36,414 --> 00:02:38,242 Chuck, it says Penith, no one knows... 59 00:02:38,285 --> 00:02:40,287 -I know, but you have my phys... -It looks like a new Apple product, 60 00:02:40,331 --> 00:02:41,506 like a new release of something. 61 00:02:41,549 --> 00:02:43,203 Is anybody paying attention at all? 62 00:02:44,073 --> 00:02:46,598 -No. Not even a little bit, really, but... -No. No. 63 00:02:46,641 --> 00:02:49,122 So, like, so generate buzz. 64 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,602 Chuck, you're so high up. 65 00:02:50,645 --> 00:02:52,560 Y'all giving out those Obama phones? 66 00:02:52,604 --> 00:02:54,127 -What? -The free phones. 67 00:02:54,171 --> 00:02:57,261 Oh. No, we're not, but we did... we did vote for him. 68 00:02:57,304 --> 00:02:58,566 Okay, thank you. 69 00:02:58,610 --> 00:03:00,525 Did she like it? What'd she say? 70 00:03:00,568 --> 00:03:02,701 -She liked it. She loves the ad. -She loved it. 71 00:03:02,744 --> 00:03:03,876 Fuck yeah! 72 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:05,791 -Penith!Out now! -MIKE: Nice! 73 00:03:05,834 --> 00:03:07,488 Stream Penith! 74 00:03:07,532 --> 00:03:09,795 It sounds like you're saying, "Scream penis." Don't say that. 75 00:03:09,838 --> 00:03:12,276 Hey, Chuck, you got to start doing something, like rap. 76 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:13,581 You got to get everyone's attention. 77 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:15,148 Yeah, rap a little bit, Dave. 78 00:03:15,192 --> 00:03:16,976 Uh... 79 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:20,893 ♪ I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct♪ 80 00:03:20,936 --> 00:03:22,808 ♪ I'm unimpressed by these rappers that I see♪ 81 00:03:22,851 --> 00:03:24,679 ♪ In the press, I'm kinda vexed by the trash♪ 82 00:03:24,723 --> 00:03:26,246 ♪ Like I'm cleaning a mess, they as real♪ 83 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:28,248 ♪ When they rap as a Chia's a pet♪ 84 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:29,771 ♪ Their new stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they don't...♪ 85 00:03:29,815 --> 00:03:31,338 -[phone chimes] -Hey. -What? 86 00:03:31,382 --> 00:03:33,862 Ariana Grande just dropped a surprise album. 87 00:03:33,906 --> 00:03:36,430 [Dave continues rapping indistinctly] 88 00:03:36,474 --> 00:03:38,563 DAVE: How was it? 89 00:03:38,606 --> 00:03:42,088 -Good. -Did you guys just feel a raindrop? 90 00:03:42,131 --> 00:03:45,178 -[indistinct radio chatter] -BENNY: Chuck, I can't believe 91 00:03:45,222 --> 00:03:47,093 it's actually hailing in L.A. 92 00:03:47,136 --> 00:03:50,966 Looks like you brought on the bubonic plague. 93 00:03:57,886 --> 00:03:59,671 Gata, right? 94 00:03:59,714 --> 00:04:02,064 -What's up, bro? -[chuckles]: Hey. 95 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:04,937 You know, just fuckin' chillin' really at the end of the day. 96 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:06,895 -You got the money, or what, bro? -Oh, yeah, yeah. 97 00:04:06,939 --> 00:04:09,246 Uh, I fuckin' love Penith, dude. 98 00:04:09,289 --> 00:04:12,510 Hey, is it true that LD wrote the outro with pink eye? 99 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,947 Bro, you know this is only $250, right? 100 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:16,253 I told you $300. 101 00:04:16,296 --> 00:04:18,385 Oh, really? No, no, no, it's all there, man. 102 00:04:18,429 --> 00:04:19,995 You short, bro. This $250. 103 00:04:20,039 --> 00:04:22,041 -Oh, okay, okay. Okay, uh... -I said $300. 104 00:04:22,084 --> 00:04:23,956 [chuckles]: Actually, if you got another, 105 00:04:23,999 --> 00:04:25,697 I mean, I'll give you another $250 106 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:27,612 if I could get one for my girl. 107 00:04:28,439 --> 00:04:29,701 [sighs] All right, dawg. 108 00:04:29,744 --> 00:04:31,268 You gotta follow me on IG for this shit. 109 00:04:31,311 --> 00:04:33,095 Oh, dude, on God, on God I will. 110 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,968 Dude, I mean, maybe, like, follow back, maybe? 111 00:04:36,011 --> 00:04:38,144 Ha-ha! Get that... that LD follow. 112 00:04:38,187 --> 00:04:40,277 Wait, wait, wait, this says "friends and family." 113 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,974 Is that VIP? 114 00:04:42,017 --> 00:04:43,628 Man, this shit better than VIP, bro. 115 00:04:43,671 --> 00:04:45,325 Come on, stop trippin'. You in the section. 116 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:47,022 You family now, dawg. 117 00:04:47,066 --> 00:04:48,676 Oh-ho! Fuck yeah, dude! 118 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,026 I just got fuckin' GOATed! 119 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:53,942 Hey, man, like, but, like, when I get there, do I just... 120 00:04:53,986 --> 00:04:56,423 -Do I just go in... -Man, you're asking way too many questions. 121 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:57,642 I ain't even been there yet, bro. 122 00:04:57,685 --> 00:04:59,165 -Just use your common sense. -Oh. 123 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:00,471 Gander up, show the wristband. 124 00:05:00,514 --> 00:05:01,863 You band up, you're good. 125 00:05:01,907 --> 00:05:03,604 Bet, bet, bet, bet. I'll PIBE, man. 126 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:05,345 -[Gata scoffs] -Hey, I love this car, though. 127 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:08,653 I had the same one when I was in, uh, high school. 128 00:05:08,696 --> 00:05:12,526 Uh, unexpectedly lit sound system, right? 129 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:14,223 -Especially for the time. -[door closes] 130 00:05:14,267 --> 00:05:16,313 Okay, okay, yeah, I'll see you at the album release party! 131 00:05:16,356 --> 00:05:19,359 -Fam! Gata, bye. -[engine starts] 132 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:21,579 [sighs] 133 00:05:29,021 --> 00:05:30,544 [sighs] 134 00:05:30,588 --> 00:05:32,546 That's enough. Stop. 135 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:34,896 I waited my whole career to see what Pitchfork would give me. 136 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:36,724 Yeah, it's bad, it... But... 137 00:05:36,768 --> 00:05:38,552 No, I wish it was bad. It's literally nothing. 138 00:05:38,596 --> 00:05:39,771 They didn't review it. 139 00:05:39,814 --> 00:05:41,381 I'm not even, like, a legitimate artist 140 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,078 -to, like, the media. -We have no placement. 141 00:05:43,122 --> 00:05:44,732 -Apple Music, Spotify... -It's not on any... 142 00:05:44,776 --> 00:05:46,125 It's bullshit. I know. That's why we're here 143 00:05:46,168 --> 00:05:47,213 to talk to him about it. 144 00:05:47,256 --> 00:05:48,736 It's, like, I literally 145 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:51,130 have been working my entire life to make a debut album. 146 00:05:51,173 --> 00:05:53,132 I feel as though I've made a classic one, 147 00:05:53,175 --> 00:05:54,742 and no one even knows about it. 148 00:05:54,786 --> 00:05:56,614 LD, youknow. Why you trippin', bro? 149 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,267 Come on, you got to know you're the GOAT 150 00:05:58,311 --> 00:06:00,618 before you actually become the GOAT, dawg. 151 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,707 Well, it doesn't matter if no one fucking is listening. 152 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:04,926 -MIKE: Well, they... No, they will. -Hello, hello, hello. 153 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:06,928 Hey, sorry we're a little bit late. 154 00:06:06,972 --> 00:06:08,321 Have we met? I'm Ryan. 155 00:06:08,365 --> 00:06:10,192 I'm with Urban Marketing Division here. 156 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:12,934 Ryan, uh, where's Tessa? 157 00:06:12,978 --> 00:06:14,240 She couldn't make it. 158 00:06:14,283 --> 00:06:15,763 But we talked. 159 00:06:15,807 --> 00:06:17,286 -I'm fully caught up to speed. -I don't understand. 160 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:19,288 It's-it's my album release week. 161 00:06:19,332 --> 00:06:20,899 And on that note... 162 00:06:20,942 --> 00:06:22,379 [clapping] 163 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:28,080 Do you have any idea how hard it is to get 164 00:06:28,123 --> 00:06:29,951 a number one on your first album? 165 00:06:29,995 --> 00:06:31,431 Number one? What do you mean? 166 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:33,215 Did the Billboard charts come out? 167 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:36,175 Number one comedy album in the country. 168 00:06:36,218 --> 00:06:38,351 Fuck you, Anthony Jeselnik! 169 00:06:39,134 --> 00:06:40,745 DAVE: Comedy? I don't even... 170 00:06:40,788 --> 00:06:43,965 That... What am I on the actual Billboard top 100 chart? 171 00:06:44,009 --> 00:06:46,054 Ninety-one. 172 00:06:46,098 --> 00:06:49,928 Top 100 debut. You did that! 173 00:06:49,971 --> 00:06:51,712 -[others clapping] -Ninety-one. 174 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:54,933 Top 100 in the world, LD? You charting like that, bro? 175 00:06:54,976 --> 00:06:57,022 -That's nuts. -Country. 176 00:06:57,065 --> 00:06:58,676 Still nuts. Hundo P. 177 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,635 Okay, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. 178 00:07:01,679 --> 00:07:03,637 I don't... I have no idea why people 179 00:07:03,681 --> 00:07:05,987 are, like, celebrating such mediocrity. 180 00:07:06,031 --> 00:07:07,946 RYAN: Okay, it was-it was a little more crowded weekend 181 00:07:07,989 --> 00:07:10,644 -than anybody could have imagined, but... -Ninety-one? 182 00:07:10,688 --> 00:07:12,472 we're just getting started, okay? 183 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:14,039 You know, there's a lot of traction around Delaware. 184 00:07:14,082 --> 00:07:15,736 So I want to understand exactly what's going on there. 185 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:18,217 Delaware. We're pumping out Delaware stats now? 186 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:21,350 -It's huge over there. -I don't care about Delaware. [stammering] 187 00:07:21,394 --> 00:07:23,352 MIKE: All I'm hearing is a bunch of nonsense. 188 00:07:23,396 --> 00:07:24,789 I'm not seeing anything, Ryan. You've done nothing 189 00:07:24,832 --> 00:07:26,660 as far as marketing or promotion at all. 190 00:07:26,704 --> 00:07:28,270 Like, what are you talk... I'm, like, I'm on my billboards 191 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,925 getting, like, wind-raped. 192 00:07:30,969 --> 00:07:33,972 -What are you doing? -Don't forget about your album release party tonight. 193 00:07:34,015 --> 00:07:35,930 -Yeah. -Now, that could generate a lot of buzz, 194 00:07:35,974 --> 00:07:38,585 and we are gonna be all over that, you can believe me. 195 00:07:38,629 --> 00:07:40,805 A lot of buzz? Ryan, are you a computer or a guy? 196 00:07:40,848 --> 00:07:42,502 I-I... What are you saying? 197 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,504 Do you know what an album release party even is? 198 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:45,897 There's no buzz. There's no journalists 199 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:47,768 -typing about it. -DAVE: It's, like, people, like, 200 00:07:47,812 --> 00:07:49,683 going to a bar and, like, having drinks 201 00:07:49,727 --> 00:07:51,032 while, like, music plays. 202 00:07:51,076 --> 00:07:53,557 Well... it might be a good idea for you, Dave, 203 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,820 to invite some of your celebrity friends. 204 00:07:55,863 --> 00:07:58,518 -Maybe they could come, they could post about it. -Oh, my God. 205 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,041 -Right? -DAVE: That sounds like a plan. 206 00:08:00,085 --> 00:08:01,913 Yeah, I'll just reach out to my most valued contacts 207 00:08:01,956 --> 00:08:04,481 and be like, "Hey, everybody, could you do the biggest favor 208 00:08:04,524 --> 00:08:06,395 "I'll ever ask of you and come see me 209 00:08:06,439 --> 00:08:07,832 at my worst and low point?" 210 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:10,399 I'm humiliated right now. I'm not being seen. 211 00:08:10,443 --> 00:08:11,923 Fuck that. No album release party. 212 00:08:11,966 --> 00:08:13,620 -We are canceling that... -How you gonna cancel that, bro? 213 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:15,579 Come on, man, you've been prepping for this album 214 00:08:15,622 --> 00:08:17,450 -for your whole life. Be grateful, be thankful, bro. -Gata... 215 00:08:17,494 --> 00:08:19,234 -You got something to celebrate, bro. -Gata, stop! 216 00:08:19,278 --> 00:08:21,149 Please? I'm not going to the fucking party. 217 00:08:21,193 --> 00:08:23,282 -No way. Stop. Cancel it. -MIKE: Okay, 218 00:08:23,325 --> 00:08:25,066 unlike our friend Gata here, who is a prodigy 219 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:27,199 at finding success in failure, all I'm seeing out of you 220 00:08:27,242 --> 00:08:28,983 is failure that you've labeled as success. 221 00:08:29,027 --> 00:08:31,943 RYAN: I can assure you that we are going to do everything 222 00:08:31,986 --> 00:08:34,336 in our power to make sure that you guys are happy... 223 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,948 But we're not happy. And on top of that, 224 00:08:36,991 --> 00:08:39,080 I hope to God you have some trick up your sleeve 225 00:08:39,124 --> 00:08:41,692 -for our VMA performance, 'cause that's a big deal to us. -DAVE: Yeah. 226 00:08:41,735 --> 00:08:44,085 The VMAs are the Super Bowl of Penith. 227 00:08:44,129 --> 00:08:46,044 -Mm. -Maybe it's a visual album, 228 00:08:46,087 --> 00:08:48,133 and that's why this isn't, like, really registering with people, 229 00:08:48,176 --> 00:08:50,091 but, like, this is everything, 230 00:08:50,135 --> 00:08:51,440 -this performance. -Guys, listen, 231 00:08:51,484 --> 00:08:54,269 we're very excited about the VMAs, too. 232 00:08:54,313 --> 00:08:56,228 But, as you know, the industry is still reacting 233 00:08:56,271 --> 00:08:58,273 to the ripple effects of Ariana. 234 00:08:58,317 --> 00:08:59,971 And we-we just found out 235 00:09:00,014 --> 00:09:02,582 that she wants to perform at the VMAs now, too. 236 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,541 So, unfortunately, four minutes of the show 237 00:09:04,584 --> 00:09:06,455 need to be taken from elsewhere in order to make... 238 00:09:06,499 --> 00:09:09,328 -make room for her set. -MIKE: What does that have to do with us? 239 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,114 They're gonna cut down your act, uh... 240 00:09:13,158 --> 00:09:16,291 -Cut my act down? Cut my... By how-by how much time? -Why? 241 00:09:16,335 --> 00:09:17,815 -Well... -I've been rehearsing 242 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,599 -for fuckin' weeks. -We don't know the exact number. 243 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:20,948 We got that on an email chain. 244 00:09:20,992 --> 00:09:22,471 We're gonna find that out as soon as we can. 245 00:09:22,515 --> 00:09:24,038 [stammers] Consult the chain and say, 246 00:09:24,082 --> 00:09:25,823 "Hey, how long's his act, 'cause he's got to perform it 247 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:26,954 -at the end of the week." -Yeah, it's just a little late, 248 00:09:26,998 --> 00:09:27,955 uh, tonight. 249 00:09:27,999 --> 00:09:29,783 [sighs] Okay. 250 00:09:29,827 --> 00:09:32,133 I want everybody in this room to know 251 00:09:32,177 --> 00:09:34,658 that I feel very alone right now. 252 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:37,922 Dave... 253 00:09:37,965 --> 00:09:40,054 [exhales] 254 00:09:40,098 --> 00:09:41,839 Gata, let's go. 255 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,580 [scoffs softly] 256 00:09:51,109 --> 00:09:54,373 [playing gentle intro] 257 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:07,647 ♪ I joke a lot, I know♪ 258 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:11,608 ♪ The voice inside of me is 12 years old♪ 259 00:10:11,651 --> 00:10:14,785 ♪ Yeah, I need guidance, I just turned 30♪ 260 00:10:14,828 --> 00:10:17,004 ♪ And I'm still freestyling♪ 261 00:10:17,048 --> 00:10:20,660 ♪ So this is how YOLO beats doubt♪ 262 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,488 ♪ And hope breeds vows♪ 263 00:10:22,531 --> 00:10:25,447 ♪ I won't be proud till I'm crowned♪ 264 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,188 -[grunting, moaning] -♪ You holding me down ♪ 265 00:10:27,232 --> 00:10:29,538 ♪ Or are you holding me down?♪ 266 00:10:29,582 --> 00:10:33,673 ♪ Will I break out or will I break down?♪ 267 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:36,154 ♪ I'm calling my shot, aw♪ 268 00:10:36,197 --> 00:10:37,982 ♪ This is my plot, aw♪ 269 00:10:38,025 --> 00:10:39,723 ♪ Just let me be not wrong♪ 270 00:10:39,766 --> 00:10:41,725 ♪ Everything is right in front of me♪ 271 00:10:41,768 --> 00:10:43,552 ♪ So I don't see what's right in front of me♪ 272 00:10:43,596 --> 00:10:46,730 ♪ I'm only seeing what it's gonna be♪ 273 00:10:48,209 --> 00:10:49,210 [yells] 274 00:10:49,254 --> 00:10:53,171 [choir vocalizing angelically] 275 00:10:53,214 --> 00:10:55,260 ♪ 276 00:10:59,394 --> 00:11:01,788 ♪ 277 00:11:04,008 --> 00:11:06,271 [exclaiming, grunting] 278 00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:10,188 ♪ 279 00:11:17,412 --> 00:11:19,458 ♪ 280 00:11:29,598 --> 00:11:31,775 [music intensifies] 281 00:11:38,651 --> 00:11:40,392 ♪ 282 00:11:40,435 --> 00:11:42,263 ♪ Bring the sheep to the man♪ 283 00:11:42,307 --> 00:11:44,657 ♪ I do everything I can♪ 284 00:11:44,701 --> 00:11:46,398 -♪ Got a million on the Gram♪ -♪ Hey♪ 285 00:11:46,441 --> 00:11:48,095 ♪ Follow me or you'll be damned♪ 286 00:11:48,139 --> 00:11:49,793 ♪ North-side, East-side, Jesus Christ♪ 287 00:11:49,836 --> 00:11:51,533 ♪ Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch♪ 288 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,710 ♪ Count the days, it's almost here♪ 289 00:11:53,753 --> 00:11:55,712 -♪ Talking cray, but you convinced♪ -♪ Wait♪ 290 00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:57,583 ♪ Heaven-sent, I am nothing like the present men♪ 291 00:11:57,626 --> 00:11:59,541 ♪ Wasn't fuckin' with the president♪ 292 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,413 ♪ This world got way too sensitive, it's so evident♪ 293 00:12:01,456 --> 00:12:03,154 ♪ We let the devil in, I'm not a reverend♪ 294 00:12:03,197 --> 00:12:04,764 ♪ I'm irreverent, but still I'm colder♪ 295 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,548 ♪ Than The Revenant, I'll put the effort in♪ 296 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:08,376 ♪ To be a better man, let him in♪ 297 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,248 ♪ Hey, I been walking around the town♪ 298 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,945 ♪ Talking what I'm 'bout, walking all around♪ 299 00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:13,773 ♪ Drawing all the crowds, garnering the clout♪ 300 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,644 ♪ Callin' all 'em out, following devout♪ 301 00:12:15,688 --> 00:12:17,646 ♪ Volleying the doubt, swallowing it down♪ 302 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:19,344 ♪ Hollering it loud, they know not what they do♪ 303 00:12:19,387 --> 00:12:21,128 ♪ They trying to box in the Jew?♪ 304 00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:22,956 ♪ PG with the crack, had to come back♪ 305 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,915 ♪ Got a lil' bread, took that, made a lot more bread♪ 306 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:26,786 ♪ Now the gang getting fed, bring a lunch bag♪ 307 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,657 ♪ All of my plans started popping in advance♪ 308 00:12:28,701 --> 00:12:30,485 ♪ All the seeds turned to plants, full circle♪ 309 00:12:30,529 --> 00:12:32,487 ♪ Like a hubcap, you can hear the chants♪ 310 00:12:32,531 --> 00:12:34,576 ♪ Everybody had a chance, everybody trying to dance♪ 311 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,448 ♪ When I pull up with the jams, everybody going ham young man♪ 312 00:12:36,491 --> 00:12:38,276 ♪ Got a plan, they don't even understand♪ 313 00:12:38,319 --> 00:12:39,668 ♪ Stand, stand, stand, stand, stand...♪ 314 00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:41,192 -[piano playing] -[voice chanting indistinctly] 315 00:12:46,153 --> 00:12:49,548 ♪ I don't eat fruit♪ 316 00:12:49,591 --> 00:12:52,681 ♪ Or vegetables♪ 317 00:12:52,725 --> 00:12:54,858 ♪ I eat the pussy♪ 318 00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:57,512 ♪ And other stuff♪ 319 00:12:57,556 --> 00:12:59,297 -♪ Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!♪ -♪ I don't eat fruit♪ 320 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,081 -♪ No♪ -♪ Or vegetables♪ 321 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,300 -♪ No fruits or vegetables♪ -♪ No, no♪ 322 00:13:02,343 --> 00:13:04,084 ♪ Or vegetables♪ 323 00:13:04,128 --> 00:13:06,217 -♪ No fruits or vegetables♪ -♪ No, no♪ 324 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,523 ♪ Who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do?♪ 325 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,874 ♪ I would eat your mama's pussy, but I won't eat no fruit♪ 326 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:14,138 ♪ No fruits or vegetables, no fruits or vegetables♪ 327 00:13:14,181 --> 00:13:17,184 ♪ I am a professional at soaking grown-up genitals♪ 328 00:13:17,228 --> 00:13:18,882 ♪ Women look at me and know for sure♪ 329 00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:21,841 ♪ They heterosexual, they book me at the festivals♪ 330 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,843 ♪ The crowd's been going testicles♪ 331 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,845 -[record scratches] -[gasps] 332 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,065 -[music stops] -[gasping] 333 00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:31,503 [music resumes with booming percussion] 334 00:13:31,546 --> 00:13:33,897 ♪ That's a joke, that's a joke!♪ 335 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,944 -♪ Hello♪ -♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, they getting roast♪ 336 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:39,380 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, that's a joke♪ 337 00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:40,860 ♪ That's a joke, ha, ha♪ 338 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,035 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪ 339 00:13:42,079 --> 00:13:43,167 ♪ What a joke♪ 340 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:44,908 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha♪ 341 00:13:44,951 --> 00:13:48,215 [ethereal music plays] 342 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,181 ♪ 343 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,143 [music distorting] 344 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:05,537 [triumphant melody plays] 345 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,756 [amplified]: Ladies and gentlemen, 346 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:11,325 I'd like to introduce you to a very special friend, 347 00:14:11,369 --> 00:14:13,806 the urologist Dr. Mecklebaum, 348 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:17,331 who will go through my body to show you my disorder. 349 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:20,900 I've had surgery as a baby. 350 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,336 But I am not alone. 351 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:25,905 Everyone you see on stage has hypospadias! 352 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,559 This... 353 00:14:27,602 --> 00:14:29,604 is the Penith! 354 00:14:30,823 --> 00:14:32,477 ♪ No, no, I'll never stop rapping♪ 355 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,479 ♪ Everything I say I want happens♪ 356 00:14:34,522 --> 00:14:36,481 ♪ I'm-a get it, 'cause you know I gotta have it♪ 357 00:14:36,524 --> 00:14:38,483 ♪ I don't need to run it up, I'll quarterback it♪ 358 00:14:38,526 --> 00:14:40,311 ♪ I'm a corner pocket type of muthafucka with the 8-ball♪ 359 00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:41,965 ♪ Going in the muthafuckin' hole, dawg♪ 360 00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:43,923 ♪ Like it's game time, got this Lil Dicky♪ 361 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,707 ♪ Getting scrutinized, I'm a big dog, woof!♪ 362 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,405 ♪ Bark at a critic, I got real heart♪ 363 00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:49,320 ♪ Just admit it, I can't be stopped♪ 364 00:14:49,363 --> 00:14:51,148 ♪ Who you kidding, I know you thought I was different♪ 365 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,714 ♪ I know♪ 366 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,629 ♪ I be like, no more overthinking♪ 367 00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:56,022 ♪ I can't even hold on, 'cause I'm sinking♪ 368 00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:57,763 ♪ I can't even...♪ 369 00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:59,460 [exhales]: Ah... 370 00:14:59,504 --> 00:15:01,462 -[bell rings, music stops] -Okay, at this point, 371 00:15:01,506 --> 00:15:03,900 you would simulate some sort of surgery 372 00:15:03,943 --> 00:15:05,292 or operation or something. 373 00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:06,946 We should talk about what you need, 374 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,295 from a tool perspective, 375 00:15:08,339 --> 00:15:09,731 to, like, actually sell this whole thing. 376 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:10,950 Well, I mean, normally I'd just... 377 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,212 I'd just use a scalpel. 378 00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:15,694 Mm. So kind of unimpressive, visually. 379 00:15:15,737 --> 00:15:17,870 Do you have anything bigger? You got to realize 380 00:15:17,914 --> 00:15:19,916 you're kind of at the juncture of medicine and stagecraft. 381 00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:22,396 -Oh. Okay. -So it's, like, do you have a bone saw? 382 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,615 -Or... Different rules apply. -Oh. 383 00:15:23,658 --> 00:15:24,877 How long was this? 384 00:15:24,921 --> 00:15:27,010 -MIKE: Still too long. -ELZ: Way too long. 385 00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:29,229 You guys making changes? I gotta know if you're gonna do that. 386 00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:30,970 -There are gonna be some changes. -DAVE: No, there's not. 387 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,493 I will email you all of them. Yes, there will be, Dave. 388 00:15:32,537 --> 00:15:33,973 I don't think we're making any changes. 389 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,540 We have to. I'll let you know, Taz. 390 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,498 -I don't think there's... Why? -There will be. Because. 391 00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:39,152 What do you mean? 'Cause it's so far over. 392 00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,588 It's the best thing ever. I'm not changing it. 393 00:15:40,632 --> 00:15:42,416 That's not gonna matter to them. They're gonna 394 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,027 pull you off stage. I mean, they're gonna kill the show. 395 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:45,985 -Big-time, okay? -Whew! Look, 396 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,987 -I don't think I can cut... -Bro, what if they pull him off stage, 397 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,120 like, crazy, like, by the neck, like, choke him out, and, like, 398 00:15:50,163 --> 00:15:52,383 -the whole thing, like, some security guard shit, dawg. -[Mike laughing] 399 00:15:52,426 --> 00:15:55,429 -Just yank him off while he's... -What if they can't? 400 00:15:55,473 --> 00:15:57,475 What if they can't? What do you mean, what if they can't? 401 00:15:57,518 --> 00:15:58,867 What if they can't pull me off stage 402 00:15:58,911 --> 00:16:01,522 because I'm actually getting a surgery? 403 00:16:01,566 --> 00:16:03,046 You know? 404 00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:05,309 Like, we do it for real. 405 00:16:05,352 --> 00:16:07,615 -Uh... -Like, what's MTV gonna do? 406 00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:09,269 They're not gonna pull a guy off stage 407 00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:10,879 if he's getting his fuckin' dick sliced open, 408 00:16:10,923 --> 00:16:12,881 if he's under the knife, there's no way. They're not... 409 00:16:12,925 --> 00:16:15,275 -It's, like, liabil... it's, like... -MIKE: I mean... 410 00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:16,973 Mal... function. It's, like, you know, they can't. 411 00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:19,714 And I know you're gonna give me 500 reasons 412 00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:23,022 -why this is not feasible... -This is the greatest fuckin' idea you've ever had. 413 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,285 -You like it? It is. -This is genius. 414 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,157 -It's a genius idea. -This'll make so many headlines. This'll be huge. 415 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,028 Every publication in the world would cover something like that. 416 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,290 -MIKE: So many people would pick it up. -I'm sorry, 417 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:31,596 just so we're on the same page. 418 00:16:31,639 --> 00:16:33,728 What surgery are we discussing here? 419 00:16:33,772 --> 00:16:35,513 My second pee-hole. Let's clog it up, 420 00:16:35,556 --> 00:16:37,210 -so I'm no longer pissing on myself every day. -I mean, 421 00:16:37,254 --> 00:16:39,386 -sterility, you want to sterilize... -Sterility? All right. 422 00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:41,432 Sterilize it, add sterile, add sterility. 423 00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:43,216 What do you mean? It's so easy. Isn't it, like, 424 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:46,002 -a noninvasive procedure? -Yeah. I mean, relatively speaking, 425 00:16:46,045 --> 00:16:47,525 it's a simple skin graft. 426 00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:48,961 -We just have to... -Skin graft! 427 00:16:49,005 --> 00:16:50,615 -MIKE: Perfect. -Do I even need to go under? 428 00:16:50,658 --> 00:16:52,530 Theoretically, no, no. You'd... 429 00:16:52,573 --> 00:16:55,315 So I'm conscious. I could rap. I could probably rap. 430 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:57,056 100%. Doc, you have to do this. 431 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,101 You get some guy over there to, like, 432 00:16:58,144 --> 00:16:59,493 apply anesthesia or whatever. 433 00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:02,148 No, no. That's-that's John. John's a dancer. 434 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:04,237 -Rub cream. It's... -No, he can't. Yeah, but he can't, Dave. 435 00:17:04,281 --> 00:17:06,631 -We got to get real nurses. -Well, I'd like it to be somewhat numb. 436 00:17:06,674 --> 00:17:09,721 -MIKE: Are you non-union? -Man, this is way sicker than an album release party, right? 437 00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:11,462 -Fuck yeah! Hell yeah! -Hell yeah, man! 438 00:17:11,505 --> 00:17:13,290 Man, I always got this saying, man: 439 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,595 You can't be a priest with no arms, 440 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:15,944 but you can get some pussy, though. 441 00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:17,424 Dude, that's true, dude. 442 00:17:17,468 --> 00:17:19,035 Are you-are you not performing with him, though? 443 00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:21,559 Because I've seen you on stage every time I've seen him. 444 00:17:21,602 --> 00:17:23,256 Yeah, but this ain't no festival, bro. 445 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,649 This is big-tier, top shit, man, this some 446 00:17:24,692 --> 00:17:26,259 awards show shit-- they got to be, like, 447 00:17:26,303 --> 00:17:27,913 -artistically symmetrical and shit. -Yeah. 448 00:17:27,956 --> 00:17:30,002 But y'all want to go meet him, though? 449 00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:32,178 -Yeah! -Yeah, dude! 450 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:34,093 Look, obviously, we got a lot to figure out. 451 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,008 You make a list of exactly what you need 452 00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:37,749 -to pull something like this off in time. -Hey, Dave, you think 453 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:40,491 you could take a picture with my friends real quick, bro? 454 00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:42,623 Who-who... who are these people? 455 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,016 GATA: They're the homeys. 456 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,018 Gata, in what world is this the type of thing 457 00:17:46,062 --> 00:17:47,454 you'd bring friends to? 458 00:17:47,498 --> 00:17:49,804 Anybody who does not need to be here, leave. Bye. 459 00:17:49,848 --> 00:17:50,979 Sorry. 460 00:17:51,023 --> 00:17:53,112 Insurance-- where are we at with that? 461 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,461 Because if they cover this... 462 00:17:54,505 --> 00:17:56,072 -Get me that list. -Okay. 463 00:17:56,115 --> 00:17:58,291 -Give me a couple seconds just to... -Process it. 464 00:17:58,335 --> 00:18:01,120 -I understand. Take your time. Make that list. -Thanks. 465 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,166 Look, I think he's gonna do it, 'cause we have the history. 466 00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:06,082 If he doesn't, so many doctors would do it-- it's L.A. 467 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,214 -He's very replaceable. -Exactly. I-I need something 468 00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:10,912 to really fuckin' explode here, because this is my last chance 469 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,914 to prove that I am who I thought I was. 470 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,917 -Yeah. -You have 30 chances to prove this on tour. 471 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,137 -I don't understand. -No, I won't have 30 chances, because my tour's 472 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,921 already being cut down and downsized, 473 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,836 and it went from, like, what I thought was, like, arenas to... 474 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,143 playing, like, local fuckin' 300-cap-room bars 475 00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:27,668 and the Mass Insemination tour doesn't even have mass anymore. 476 00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:29,322 We'll see how the ticket sales go 477 00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:31,368 after we put on the greatest musical performance 478 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,934 in history this week, huh? 479 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,849 This is the type of fuckin' innovative leadership 480 00:18:34,893 --> 00:18:36,503 -I've been waiting for, baby! -That's what I'm talking about. 481 00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:38,157 What the fuck, Gata? He cancels the party 482 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,159 then he kicks us out of this? I thought you were his boy. 483 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,987 -I want my money back. -Have fun in your shitty fuckin' car. 484 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,728 Whoa. 485 00:18:45,556 --> 00:18:46,774 You just need to choose the material of the graft. 486 00:18:46,818 --> 00:18:48,602 Is it gonna be your skin or a cadaver? 487 00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:50,561 -I don't want to use either. Corpse's dick? -Yes. 488 00:18:50,604 --> 00:18:52,128 -Don't think about it like it's a corpse. I mean... -FAN: Hey, Lil Dicky! 489 00:18:52,171 --> 00:18:53,781 Fuck you, man! I paid $300 490 00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:55,566 -to go to your album release party. -Hey, hey, hey. 491 00:18:55,609 --> 00:18:58,438 That fuckin' hype man Gata gives me this fuckin' shit?! 492 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,136 Wait, Gata... The album release party 493 00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:02,268 -was not even open to the public. What did Gata do? -No... 494 00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:03,791 He sold me this fuckin' wristband 495 00:19:03,835 --> 00:19:06,185 to go to your album release party, bro. 496 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,578 I don't know why that happened, 497 00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:09,841 but I am sorry that it did, okay? 498 00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:11,582 I will do anything to make it up to you, okay? 499 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,105 -Okay. All right. -I'm so sorry that 500 00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:14,585 -you've been inconvenienced. -Chill. No, chill. 501 00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:16,282 -Okay. I'm sorry. -Tell my ex that, uh, 502 00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:17,936 -she made a big mistake leaving me. -MIKE: No, no, no. 503 00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:19,807 -You're not gonna take a video. -Uh... I got it. 504 00:19:19,851 --> 00:19:21,244 -It's okay. It's okay. -I'm rolling. 505 00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:22,767 All right. Hi. 506 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:26,074 You shouldn't have left him for so many reasons. 507 00:19:26,118 --> 00:19:28,207 Uh, he seems to be... 508 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,209 intelligent 509 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,211 and... strong backbone... 510 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,605 That's right. Fuck you, chip-toothed bitch! 511 00:19:34,648 --> 00:19:37,956 LD thinks you're a fuckin' pygmy slut! Boom! 512 00:19:37,999 --> 00:19:39,697 [man laughs] 513 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,220 -That is so good. -[ringtone plays] 514 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,266 Sick, dude. Hey, we should... 515 00:19:43,309 --> 00:19:44,658 uh, we should smoke... I feel like 516 00:19:44,702 --> 00:19:46,138 you and I are, like, the same personality. 517 00:19:46,182 --> 00:19:47,879 -I'm just getting a call... -Hey, let me... 518 00:19:47,922 --> 00:19:49,315 Hi, Mrs. Ganter. 519 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:50,969 No. I've been in rehearsal. 520 00:19:51,012 --> 00:19:53,885 I'm sorry, it's crazy with the VMA thing. 521 00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:56,714 He... 522 00:19:56,757 --> 00:19:58,106 Really? 523 00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:00,021 No, he left a while... 524 00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:03,024 Okay. Wow. All right. 525 00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:05,636 I'll talk to him. I'll... Yeah. I hear you. 526 00:20:05,679 --> 00:20:07,594 I will talk to him. Thank you for the heads-up. 527 00:20:07,638 --> 00:20:09,857 You have the worst fans on planet Earth, hands down. 528 00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:11,468 -We have a situation. -What? 529 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,860 Gata's mom just called me 530 00:20:12,904 --> 00:20:14,645 and thinks that he's having a manic episode. 531 00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:17,169 He's ramping up or something, and he just bought a BMW, 532 00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:20,303 -and I don't know, it's a whole lot. -How could he buy a BMW? 533 00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:22,827 -I lent him some money earlier. -You lent him some money? 534 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:24,829 I lent him $8,000. He needed mon... 535 00:20:24,872 --> 00:20:27,266 -he said he needed money. I don't know. -That's so irresponsible. 536 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,137 -He said he needed money to get by. -We just talked about this. 537 00:20:29,181 --> 00:20:31,618 Yeah, but we're over budget already on this show, dude. 538 00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:33,054 Let me... I have to go talk to him and see, like, 539 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,318 -what the fuck's going on, okay? -That's fine. 540 00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:37,058 -Text me any info. -Dave, they're already getting started, so I got to know-- 541 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,017 are you gonna use a cadaver or your skin? 542 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:41,019 I mean, they said you could use pig-- if you want to use swine, 543 00:20:41,062 --> 00:20:42,847 -you can. -I'm a Jew. I'm not using pigskin. 544 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,327 -Like... -You're not kosher. 545 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:46,111 Okay. Text me all the things, okay? 546 00:20:46,154 --> 00:20:47,852 -Color match, color match. -Okay, but... 547 00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:49,332 -Just text it to me. -I need... 548 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,116 -I need a picture of your penis. -Okay. 549 00:20:51,159 --> 00:20:53,553 ["It's My House" by Diana Ross playing] 550 00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:57,470 ♪ There's a welcome mat♪ 551 00:20:57,514 --> 00:20:58,863 ♪ At the door♪ 552 00:20:58,906 --> 00:21:00,647 [song continues in distance] 553 00:21:00,691 --> 00:21:02,040 ♪ And if you come on in♪ 554 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:05,261 ♪ You're gonna get much more♪ 555 00:21:05,304 --> 00:21:07,175 ♪ There's my chair♪ 556 00:21:07,219 --> 00:21:09,221 ♪ I put it there♪ 557 00:21:09,265 --> 00:21:12,268 ♪ Everything you see♪ 558 00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:14,618 ♪ Is with love and care♪ 559 00:21:14,661 --> 00:21:16,272 ♪ It's my house♪ 560 00:21:16,315 --> 00:21:18,665 ♪ And I live here♪ 561 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:20,885 ♪ I wanna tell you, it's my house♪ 562 00:21:20,928 --> 00:21:23,714 ♪ And I live here♪ 563 00:21:24,497 --> 00:21:26,064 ♪ On the table♪ 564 00:21:26,978 --> 00:21:28,849 ♪ There sits a rose♪ 565 00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,721 ♪ Books of feeling♪ 566 00:21:30,764 --> 00:21:33,811 ♪ On the shelf above♪ 567 00:21:33,854 --> 00:21:37,728 ♪ 'Cause it was built for love...♪ 568 00:21:38,555 --> 00:21:42,602 ♪ It was built for love...♪ 569 00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,518 ♪ It's my house♪ 570 00:21:45,562 --> 00:21:47,955 ♪ And I live here...♪ 571 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,306 Hey, man. 572 00:21:50,349 --> 00:21:52,743 -You good? -Yo, what you doing here, bro? 573 00:21:52,786 --> 00:21:55,615 -Want to sit down and relax for a second... -Sit down and relax, bruh? 574 00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:57,704 I said, what are you doing here? You speak English? 575 00:21:57,748 --> 00:22:00,011 Yeah. Uh, okay. 576 00:22:00,054 --> 00:22:02,056 -Gata, your mom... your mom called me. -[music stops] 577 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:05,451 And she told me that she thinks you might be ramping up. 578 00:22:05,495 --> 00:22:07,845 I feel like I've had 45 seconds of a window into your life... 579 00:22:07,888 --> 00:22:09,803 Bro, I can't use my energy in a positive way? 580 00:22:09,847 --> 00:22:11,457 I'm shooting a video with Emma. 581 00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:14,634 Emma? I don't see Emma anywhere. 582 00:22:14,678 --> 00:22:16,375 Bro, she went to go get a battery. 583 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,942 Stop acting like a fuckin' dickhead. 584 00:22:17,985 --> 00:22:19,857 I'm not gonna be offended by that, because I feel like 585 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,641 -this isn't you right now. -Who the fuck are you, 586 00:22:21,685 --> 00:22:22,729 a life coach? This is me. 587 00:22:22,773 --> 00:22:23,948 I'm standing right here, bro. 588 00:22:23,991 --> 00:22:25,384 You don't see me? I'm right here. 589 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:26,951 Okay, I'm just saying, like, when you ramp up, 590 00:22:26,994 --> 00:22:28,039 you can get a little mean and irrational, 591 00:22:28,082 --> 00:22:29,257 do things like buy a car, so... 592 00:22:29,301 --> 00:22:30,389 Mean and irrational? 593 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:31,869 That sounds like you every day. 594 00:22:31,912 --> 00:22:33,740 I'm not having a manic episode. 595 00:22:33,784 --> 00:22:35,742 You need a polygraph or something? 596 00:22:35,786 --> 00:22:37,396 Get the fuck out of here. 597 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,050 -So you're not ramping up? -No! 598 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:41,444 Great. Okay, so if there's no fuckin' episode or whatever, 599 00:22:41,487 --> 00:22:44,142 then why don't we talk about how you're scamming my fans. 600 00:22:44,185 --> 00:22:45,926 Selling wristbands to them behind my back. 601 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:48,755 What do you want me to do? Beg you for more money, bro? 602 00:22:48,799 --> 00:22:50,627 Go back to running off on the bank scamming 603 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:53,064 -like I used to, dawg? Come on! -Honestly, I prefer any of that 604 00:22:53,107 --> 00:22:54,935 to fucking my fans over using my name. 605 00:22:54,979 --> 00:22:56,197 What do you mean, that's... 606 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,983 that's such a dirtbag move, Gata. 607 00:22:59,026 --> 00:23:00,680 How often do you do stuff like that? 608 00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,421 'Cause I would personally never do anything like that to you. 609 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,292 No, because you ain't never done nothing for me 610 00:23:04,336 --> 00:23:06,643 in the first place-- you ain't did one thing to put me on. 611 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,340 You don't even treat me like an equal. 612 00:23:08,384 --> 00:23:09,907 I haven't done anything for you? 613 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,996 What do you... How about giving you a job? And a salary? 614 00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:13,780 I'm sorry that I treat you like an employee 615 00:23:13,824 --> 00:23:16,304 every now and then, when I fucking employ you, Gata. 616 00:23:16,348 --> 00:23:17,871 I don't think I'm the worst boss in the world, either. 617 00:23:17,915 --> 00:23:19,351 I literally came here to check on you, 618 00:23:19,395 --> 00:23:20,700 even though you just left rehearsal out of nowhere. 619 00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:22,354 I'm not even in the show. 620 00:23:22,398 --> 00:23:24,312 You said anybody that didn't need to be there, leave. 621 00:23:24,356 --> 00:23:26,010 -Obviously, that doesn't apply to you. Like... -I do way more 622 00:23:26,053 --> 00:23:27,794 than my fuckin' job description, bro. 623 00:23:27,838 --> 00:23:29,666 Am I hype man when I'm driving you around everywhere, 624 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,232 running errands when it should be Mike? 625 00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:32,712 -But you ruined that relationship. -Oh... 626 00:23:32,756 --> 00:23:34,410 Am I a hype man when I'm saving your ass 627 00:23:34,453 --> 00:23:36,107 -at the motherfuckin' Breakfast Club? -Oh, my God, 628 00:23:36,150 --> 00:23:38,022 enough of the overdramatic "woe is me" bullshit. 629 00:23:38,065 --> 00:23:40,372 You know, Elz made all the music for this show. 630 00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:42,026 You don't hear him hitting me and being like, 631 00:23:42,069 --> 00:23:43,636 "I'm not on the stage." Do you really forget 632 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,159 that I just lent you eight grand? 633 00:23:45,203 --> 00:23:46,944 And what'd you do, you went out and bought a BMW? 634 00:23:46,987 --> 00:23:48,859 Do you have any idea how insane it is that you're driving 635 00:23:48,902 --> 00:23:50,861 -a nicer car than me at this point? -How the fuck is that insane? 636 00:23:50,904 --> 00:23:52,471 I can't have nice shit? You gotta be the one? 637 00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,168 It's my fuckin' money, Gata! 638 00:23:54,212 --> 00:23:55,692 No, you're acting like I'm blowing the money on dumb shit! 639 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,128 I gotta do what I gotta do to put myself on. 640 00:23:57,171 --> 00:23:58,912 I ain't had no motherfuckin' bar mitzvah, bro! 641 00:23:58,956 --> 00:24:01,872 I gotta fake it till I make it, just like everybody else! 642 00:24:01,915 --> 00:24:03,874 You don't have to be like everybody else. 643 00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:05,310 What do you mean? Hasn't my career 644 00:24:05,353 --> 00:24:06,790 taught you anything in the regard? 645 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:08,052 -You don't. -Bro, that's the reason 646 00:24:08,095 --> 00:24:09,706 why I got the job in the first place. 647 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,185 Right? 'Cause you thought I was with YG and them. 648 00:24:11,229 --> 00:24:13,449 I buy a car for a video and I'm delusional. 649 00:24:13,492 --> 00:24:15,146 But you buy a billboard, strap yourself to it, 650 00:24:15,189 --> 00:24:17,365 for an album that nobody give a fuck about, 651 00:24:17,409 --> 00:24:19,063 and Dave's a genius. 652 00:24:19,106 --> 00:24:21,065 Okay. Cool. I have priorities, Gata-- 653 00:24:21,108 --> 00:24:23,067 something that you could probably use in life, you know? 654 00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:24,503 Your fuckin' mom needs money, 655 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:25,765 and you're going and buying a car. 656 00:24:25,809 --> 00:24:27,245 Well, when am I gonna be a priority, huh? 657 00:24:27,288 --> 00:24:28,986 You prioritize yourself at every moment, Gata. 658 00:24:29,029 --> 00:24:30,901 What are you talking about? Your whole schtick is 659 00:24:30,944 --> 00:24:33,077 it's all about the gander and I'm gonna maximize 660 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,861 every single moment to clout-chase my way into fame. 661 00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:36,341 You're gonna pull this shit 662 00:24:36,384 --> 00:24:38,082 in the most important week of my life? Really? 663 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:40,084 Every week is the most important week of your life, man. 664 00:24:40,127 --> 00:24:41,825 And you know what hurts me the most? 665 00:24:41,868 --> 00:24:43,653 Why don't I have a song with you yet, bro? 666 00:24:43,696 --> 00:24:44,828 How you think that makes me feel? 667 00:24:44,871 --> 00:24:45,959 All my homeys asking me, 668 00:24:46,003 --> 00:24:47,483 "Why you ain't got a song with LD? 669 00:24:47,526 --> 00:24:49,397 You jumpin' on stage with this nigga everywhere." 670 00:24:49,441 --> 00:24:50,921 I don't know. I-I... 671 00:24:50,964 --> 00:24:52,575 Literally, you've never once approached me for a song. 672 00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:54,968 What I gotta do, beg you every day to do a song, bro? 673 00:24:55,012 --> 00:24:56,796 Any other friend would've just did it off the dribble, 674 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,494 -off the strip, bro. -I don't understand. 675 00:24:58,537 --> 00:25:00,104 Just 'cause we're friends, I'm supposed to just inherently 676 00:25:00,147 --> 00:25:01,584 make music with you? Why does that compute? 677 00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:03,107 Do my high school friends get verses? I don't even... 678 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,761 Bro, fuck your high school friends. 679 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,197 They're not on stage swagging out with your white ass, bro. 680 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,199 -You're using me. -I'm using you? 681 00:25:08,242 --> 00:25:09,983 -Yes. Yes. -Really, Gata? 682 00:25:10,027 --> 00:25:11,550 You want to know why I don't make music with you, Gata? 683 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:13,160 -You really want to know? -Why? 684 00:25:13,204 --> 00:25:14,988 I don't like it, I think it's generic, I don't think 685 00:25:15,032 --> 00:25:16,468 you put much effort into it, and I don't make music that way. 686 00:25:16,512 --> 00:25:17,948 Man, you ain't even listened to all my shit. 687 00:25:17,991 --> 00:25:19,297 You only listened to one or two tracks. 688 00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:20,472 And you think that's supposed to make me sad? 689 00:25:20,516 --> 00:25:21,691 I don't give a fuck. 690 00:25:21,734 --> 00:25:23,344 I make music for me, myself and I, 691 00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,607 -'cause I don't need nobody's validation... -Dave! 692 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,478 Would you please be quiet? 693 00:25:26,522 --> 00:25:28,524 BOTH: Sorry. 694 00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:31,352 You realize how inconsistent your argument is, though, right? 695 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:33,659 You don't need validation, yet you need a fuckin' BMW 696 00:25:33,703 --> 00:25:35,008 to look cooler in a rap video? 697 00:25:35,052 --> 00:25:37,010 Bro, I rap because I fuckin' love it. 698 00:25:37,054 --> 00:25:38,664 Look. I'm in the closet every day 699 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:40,318 making music, pouring my heart out, 700 00:25:40,361 --> 00:25:41,885 while you in a mansion rapping about "writer's block," 701 00:25:41,928 --> 00:25:44,191 ants and... Man! 702 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,676 ♪ 703 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:54,637 Gata, can we just please talk? 704 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,682 And you know what breaks my fuckin' heart? 705 00:25:56,726 --> 00:25:58,336 You can't even be happy 706 00:25:58,379 --> 00:25:59,729 without people telling you they give a fuck about you. 707 00:25:59,772 --> 00:26:01,687 And I'm the crazy one? 708 00:26:02,558 --> 00:26:03,820 [door closes] 709 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,604 Hey, guys. 710 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:06,866 -Hi. -What's up? 711 00:26:06,910 --> 00:26:07,954 Everything okay? 712 00:26:07,998 --> 00:26:09,739 Yeah, we good. 713 00:26:09,782 --> 00:26:11,610 Yeah, so good. 714 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,046 Okay. 715 00:26:13,090 --> 00:26:14,352 Well, I got the batteries, so we can start... 716 00:26:14,395 --> 00:26:16,093 You know what? Actually, can we just, 717 00:26:16,136 --> 00:26:17,573 like, finish what we're doing? We're in the middle 718 00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:19,009 -of something, I just really... -No, actually, 719 00:26:19,052 --> 00:26:20,619 we're in the middle of something, 720 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,752 -and I feel like you're just hijacking it. -Yeah, bruh. 721 00:26:22,795 --> 00:26:23,840 I know we're not on your set 722 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,493 with all the catering fancy shit, 723 00:26:25,537 --> 00:26:27,670 but you're on my set right now, nigga, and you got to go. 724 00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:29,062 Get the fuck out of here. 725 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,298 Guys, it's the VMAs. We got so much more to come. 726 00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:48,473 I know it's not the Oscars, 727 00:26:48,516 --> 00:26:50,693 but at least they let me host. 728 00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:52,042 Guys, we got Bobby Shmurda, 729 00:26:52,085 --> 00:26:53,696 and Lil Dicky with a performance 730 00:26:53,739 --> 00:26:55,959 that's coming up next. It's the VMAs. 731 00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:01,138 [inhales] 732 00:27:01,181 --> 00:27:03,401 [exhales] 733 00:27:03,444 --> 00:27:04,924 [phone chimes] 734 00:27:29,427 --> 00:27:31,647 [inhales] 735 00:27:31,690 --> 00:27:33,126 [exhales] 736 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:35,041 [knocking] 737 00:27:35,085 --> 00:27:36,390 You got to get him, like, three minutes 738 00:27:36,434 --> 00:27:37,827 -before you actually need him, -Right. 739 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:39,002 -'cause he's a sloth. -Yeah, yeah. 740 00:27:39,045 --> 00:27:40,307 -The dude is so lazy. -Okay. 741 00:27:40,351 --> 00:27:41,700 And, um, about the conversation we had. 742 00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:44,790 The touring. Let... let's keep it between us. 743 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:46,444 -I haven't told him yet. -Oh, my God, 744 00:27:46,487 --> 00:27:48,228 I can't believe you're gonna miss it. 745 00:27:48,272 --> 00:27:50,317 Who doesn't want to go out on tour with their best friends? 746 00:27:50,361 --> 00:27:51,841 Yeah. Well, you know, 747 00:27:51,884 --> 00:27:56,019 you kind of got to keep clients and friends... separate. 748 00:27:56,062 --> 00:27:57,368 -Yeah, I got it. -To be honest. 749 00:27:57,411 --> 00:27:58,717 -Hey, hey. -All right, we'll catch up. 750 00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:00,197 -Hey, kill it. Kill it, Dave. -Good idea. 751 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,894 -Baby boy. -Mm. 752 00:28:01,938 --> 00:28:04,723 You ready to sodomize the world with that brand-new dick? 753 00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,377 Is that ass-fuck? 754 00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:08,248 It's the professional way of saying it, yeah. 755 00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:11,382 -Yeah. I'm ready. -Yeah? Okay, good. Let's go. 756 00:28:14,907 --> 00:28:17,388 MAN: I think you're really gonna like this recipe. 757 00:28:17,431 --> 00:28:19,564 -Oh? -Yeah. It was my grandmother's. 758 00:28:19,607 --> 00:28:21,740 -Oh, wow. -I didn't really like my grandmother, 759 00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:24,961 -but I really loved her popcorn recipe. -[laughs]: Okay. 760 00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:27,746 -Well, thank you. -Just call me Orville. 761 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,095 Orville? 762 00:28:29,139 --> 00:28:31,228 Uh, Reddenbacher. He's, like, the popcorn guy. 763 00:28:31,271 --> 00:28:33,404 Okay, Orville, I'm sorry again. 764 00:28:33,447 --> 00:28:37,756 -It's just weirder if I don't, and then it'll be over, and... -No. No, it's fine. 765 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,758 I'm totally fine. It's just your ex-flame on TV 766 00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:42,413 being super cool and rapping-- I'm fine with it. 767 00:28:42,456 --> 00:28:44,545 "Ex-flame"? 768 00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:46,852 I don't know why I said that. I meant to say "ex-boyfriend," 769 00:28:46,896 --> 00:28:48,593 -but I think I'm just nervous. -Then you were like, 770 00:28:48,636 --> 00:28:50,638 "I'm gonna do it weird instead." [laughs] 771 00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:56,557 -Yo. -Yo, what's good? 772 00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:58,995 -[long exhale] -MIKE: Okay. 773 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:02,172 -I spoke to the doctor. He's all good. -[quietly]: Okay, yeah. 774 00:29:02,215 --> 00:29:03,782 Hey, and if you want to call an audible, 775 00:29:03,826 --> 00:29:06,654 you know, just "Omaha" that thing like Payton. 776 00:29:06,698 --> 00:29:07,873 We'll be fine. 777 00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:09,396 Yeah. I know. 778 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,704 I, uh... No, I just got to do it, though, so... 779 00:29:12,748 --> 00:29:13,966 [quietly]: Yeah. 780 00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:16,447 Have you guys talked to Gata? 781 00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:18,579 -Like, how is he? -I talked to Gata. 782 00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:20,407 He's fine. Just... 783 00:29:20,451 --> 00:29:22,235 Worry about you, Dave, okay? 784 00:29:23,019 --> 00:29:24,629 I know that I'm so bad 785 00:29:24,672 --> 00:29:26,805 at showing my appreciation in general, 786 00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:28,502 but, like, probably especially to both of you, 787 00:29:28,546 --> 00:29:30,200 and I just want you to know that... 788 00:29:30,243 --> 00:29:32,463 you guys have made my dreams come true. 789 00:29:32,506 --> 00:29:34,595 I am so thankful for everything that you do for me 790 00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:36,293 and just everything that you guys are 791 00:29:36,336 --> 00:29:38,382 as people. You're fuckin' amazing. 792 00:29:38,425 --> 00:29:40,471 Just keep paying me to be your friend, 793 00:29:40,514 --> 00:29:42,734 -and I'll be there. -Okay. 794 00:29:43,735 --> 00:29:44,867 Love you, man. 795 00:29:44,910 --> 00:29:45,911 Thank you for always being there. 796 00:29:45,955 --> 00:29:47,783 I love you, too. 797 00:29:49,175 --> 00:29:51,699 -All right, be careful, Dave. -I got it. 798 00:29:54,528 --> 00:29:55,965 What? 799 00:29:56,008 --> 00:29:58,271 -Are you teary? You're teary. -[stammers] I'm fine. 800 00:29:58,315 --> 00:30:02,623 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...♪ 801 00:30:04,712 --> 00:30:07,803 ♪ 802 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,503 ♪ Didn't I treat you right, now?♪ 803 00:30:12,546 --> 00:30:15,245 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 804 00:30:15,288 --> 00:30:17,508 ♪ Didn't I do the best I could?♪ 805 00:30:17,551 --> 00:30:20,903 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 806 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,644 ♪ Didn't I give you everything?♪ 807 00:30:23,688 --> 00:30:25,821 -♪ Didn't I?♪ -Hey, everybody. 808 00:30:25,864 --> 00:30:27,561 My name is Lil Nas X. 809 00:30:27,605 --> 00:30:30,173 -[applause, cheering] -You know it. Yeah. 810 00:30:30,216 --> 00:30:32,871 And I have the biggest song ever. 811 00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:35,004 Who's ready to have some fun tonight? 812 00:30:35,047 --> 00:30:37,180 [cheering, applause] 813 00:30:37,223 --> 00:30:39,878 Anyways, this next performer's name 814 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:41,619 autocorrects to: 815 00:30:41,662 --> 00:30:43,012 LOL Dinky. 816 00:30:43,055 --> 00:30:45,188 -Ha! -[laughter] 817 00:30:45,231 --> 00:30:47,451 Give it up for Lil Dicky. 818 00:30:48,234 --> 00:30:50,715 [applause] 819 00:30:50,758 --> 00:30:53,413 ♪ 820 00:30:55,067 --> 00:30:58,070 ♪ Didn't I treat you right, now?♪ 821 00:30:58,114 --> 00:30:59,419 ♪ Didn't I?♪ 822 00:30:59,463 --> 00:31:02,988 -[applause] -[music intro playing] 823 00:31:03,032 --> 00:31:05,251 ♪ 824 00:31:08,864 --> 00:31:11,736 ♪ Ooh...♪ 825 00:31:11,779 --> 00:31:14,826 ♪ 826 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:24,401 ♪ They tried to tell me I was going cray♪ 827 00:31:24,444 --> 00:31:26,925 ♪ I been broke but had no breaks♪ 828 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:29,406 ♪ They hear my dreams, they're like, "No way"♪ 829 00:31:29,449 --> 00:31:32,452 -[shrieking, giggling] -♪ I don't change, even when I'm in my own way♪ 830 00:31:32,496 --> 00:31:35,194 -♪ You good, bro♪ -♪ I don't treat my friends right♪ 831 00:31:35,238 --> 00:31:37,936 -♪ Fuck it if I'm wrong if my pen write♪ -♪ You good, bro♪ 832 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,939 ♪ Always looking for a angle till I'm square, though♪ 833 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,985 ♪ I'm not always right over here, bro♪ 834 00:31:43,028 --> 00:31:44,508 ♪ You good, bro♪ 835 00:31:44,551 --> 00:31:47,293 ♪ We do the worst to become first♪ 836 00:31:48,077 --> 00:31:50,557 ♪ You know the deal, baby, love hurts♪ 837 00:31:50,601 --> 00:31:53,038 ♪ Just keep it real with me, no turf♪ 838 00:31:53,082 --> 00:31:56,259 ♪ All good, homey, what the fuck are friends for♪ 839 00:31:56,302 --> 00:31:59,740 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 840 00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:02,526 Hands up! I need everybody in this bitch 841 00:32:02,569 --> 00:32:04,049 to put their motherfucking hands up! 842 00:32:04,093 --> 00:32:06,269 -Right now! -♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 843 00:32:06,312 --> 00:32:07,792 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 844 00:32:07,835 --> 00:32:08,967 ♪ We good♪ 845 00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:11,448 ♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 846 00:32:11,491 --> 00:32:13,972 ♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 847 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:17,236 -♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ -♪ You really are♪ 848 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,022 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we good♪ 849 00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:21,806 -♪ Now it's time to riff♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 850 00:32:21,849 --> 00:32:23,634 ♪ Looking like a motherfucker♪ 851 00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:25,288 -♪ Can't tell me shit♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 852 00:32:25,331 --> 00:32:26,942 ♪ Looking like I'm 'bout to live my dream♪ 853 00:32:26,985 --> 00:32:28,726 -♪ Fuckin' here♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 854 00:32:28,769 --> 00:32:30,597 ♪ I'm-a pack that motherfuckin' video♪ 855 00:32:30,641 --> 00:32:31,990 ♪ With my motherfuckin' friends, 'cause ♪ 856 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:33,470 -♪ We good♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 857 00:32:33,513 --> 00:32:35,602 ♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 858 00:32:35,646 --> 00:32:37,953 ♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 859 00:32:37,996 --> 00:32:39,476 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!♪ 860 00:32:39,519 --> 00:32:41,347 -♪ You really are♪ -♪ Hey!♪ 861 00:32:41,391 --> 00:32:43,523 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we good♪ 862 00:32:43,567 --> 00:32:46,613 -♪ Hey!♪ -♪ So good that it hurts so bad♪ 863 00:32:46,657 --> 00:32:50,226 -♪ Hey!♪ -♪ I'm sorry if it's making you mad♪ 864 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:52,271 ♪ Hey! You really are♪ 865 00:32:52,315 --> 00:32:55,840 ♪ We're playing hard, ain't no doubt about it, we...♪