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(guitar playing)

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♪ I knew when I saw you ♪

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♪ From your car ♪

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♪ From the start ♪

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♪ I had to hear
your heart race ♪

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♪ The hardest place ♪

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♪ To get a drink in L. A. ♪

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♪ I was late,
but as fate would have it ♪

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♪ We fell in love ♪

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♪ I was me and now I'm us ♪

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♪ And I don't know
where to go from here ♪

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♪ I'll brave the storm
I caused. ♪

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(guitar keeps playing)

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Obviously, I would learn

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‐how to play the guitar, but
‐(music shuts off)

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I think it's
a pretty achievable thing.

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You are a born entertainer.

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‐This is something, uh...
‐(guitar jangles)
‐Oops, sorry.

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This is something we would do
on the side, you know,

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uh, to add to the enigmatic
story that is Dave.

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Just a piece of the puzzle.

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Um, I think when I do that
I'd like to go by

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the stage name Mandemius,
and potentially

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(accent):
I might have a British accent

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if I continue to work at it

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and figure it out for myself.

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But I might have
to take dialect lessons

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in addition to the guitar, so...

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Uh, how's the actual album

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coming along, though, guys?

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The XXL stuff
just came out,

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and we'd like to ride

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‐that rapper momentum.
‐Mm.

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And you killed that shit,
by the way,

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so could be
a lot of traction.

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Thank you.

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Um, they did a good job
editorially with that.

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Uh, the album...

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How do I want to even say this?

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So I just want to say we do
appreciate you guys very much.

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‐The house is phenomenal.
‐Great.

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‐EXEC: Our pleasure.
‐So, so nice.

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I don't think we have
to pussyfoot around this.

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Tessa's my road dog.

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(barks, chuckles)

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So here's what's going on.

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Penith is a bear, um,

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and I'm a gorilla.

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Don't get me wrong,
but what I'm finding out is that

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when bears and gorillas,

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‐you know... you can't
crossbreed all the time.
‐Mm.

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I am trying to play God.
I'm realizing that might be

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too much hubric of me.

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So I am struggling

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with the behemoth
that is Penith.

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Uh, how much of it
would you say is done, though?

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‐Done done?
‐Yeah, done done.
Percentage‐wise.

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Done done. Uh...
♪ Dun dun dun. ♪

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Um, I've got, like,
four half songs

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that I don't believe in at all.

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So I don't even count those
as a... so...

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Nothing.

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‐Um...
‐Zero?

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Yeah.
I do have six folk songs

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that are incredible.

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‐The wrong genre, but...
‐Um...

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Especially since that
album release date is

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closely approaching.

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How much time, like,
do you think you might need?

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Yeah, we might need to do a
little bit of a nudge there, uh,

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but if we're being conservative,
I don't...

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A year.

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Daylight savings time has been
really throwing me off

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‐with the darkness.
‐TESSA: Right.

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Yeah, I think we'll just focus

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on some housekeeping stuff then.

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Housekeeping, great.
I‐I would love a housekeeper.

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‐(Dave straining)
‐CAROL: A right at the top
of the stairs,

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and then another right.

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Don't hit the sconce.

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‐Don't hit the Sconce.
‐Okay, I'm not.

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You have your own bathroom.

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I think you're gonna like
the water pressure.

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DON:
You know, David always took
the longest showers.

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MIKE:
Yeah, I can imagine.

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Aw, geez, I just can't believe

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you got fired from that label.

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Mom, I didn't get fired
from a record label.

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‐I don't work at a record label.
‐MIKE: No, he got evicted.

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Which is much worse
because it directly affects me.

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It's the entertainment industry.
Some people lack patience.

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They don't understand
what this is, fine.

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The chip on my shoulder
just grows larger, okay?

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What is this room, by the way?

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It's like a little girl's room.

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‐Yeah.
‐CAROL: It's an Airbnb.

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It's so naïve.

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Well...

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Mama, can you make me
a sandwich?

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Of course, sweetheart.

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Do you want it in triangles?
You got it.

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‐DAVE: Thanks, Mama.
‐You're welcome.

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(sarcastically):
"Mama. Mama, will you make me
some sandwiches?

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"And cut it up so my baby teeth

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can get through this bread,
maybe?"

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‐CAROL: Michael?
‐Yeah?

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Would you like a sandwich?

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Yeah, please.

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‐CAROL: Okay.
‐Thank you.

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Hey, man.

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I don't think you're a failure.

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I... Yeah. I don't think
I'm a failure either.

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Why would you‐‐
I don't‐‐

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I didn't think you thought that.

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Okay. Good.

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(vehicle approaching)

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Sorry.

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I got caught on this, like,

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endless FaceTime
with my sister.

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It was a whole thing, and...

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‐Hi.
‐Hi.

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‐How are you?
‐Good.

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You know, a little bit
of a setback.

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But...

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Are you having a good time

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living with your
favorite people again?

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Uh, yeah. I feel like
I'm, like, you know,

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reduced to my core.

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I'm back, uh,
finding my roots.

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Just wish it could be under
less embarrassing circumstances.

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It's not embarrassing, Dave.

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I was literally
kicked out of my house

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for lack of productivity.

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(chuckling)
Okay, I know that you

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have a very specific plan
for how everything

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is supposed to go,
and that this is

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‐not part of that, probably.
‐Mm.

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But it's just a detour.

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Yeah, just a detour.

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Well, I guess
you probably don't want

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your, uh, housewarming gifts.

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‐You got me gifts?
‐Yeah.

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Come on.
Come to my, uh, my car,

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where I have the gifts located.

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‐Come on.
‐Sure.

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‐I'm in pursuit.
‐Yeah.

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100% authentic gifts.

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‐There's multiple?
‐Yeah. And this...

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What‐what is this?

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What is this?
It's a headband for your hair.

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Like you've always wanted.
You're always like,

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‐"Aah, my hair."
‐Am I saying that?

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It was custom‐made for you.
So try it on.

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Okay. Huh.

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Oh. Oh, my God.

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‐Do I look good in this?
‐Stunning.

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‐You look amazing!
‐Is this a good look?

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You should be a professional
fuckin' Halloween player

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‐for soccer.
‐What?

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And... Okay, got it.

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(whoops)

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This is the big one.

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‐Get ready.
‐Ooh, I gotta get
out of your way.

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‐(laughs) Are you ready?
‐Yeah.

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(exhales)

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(laughs)

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‐Did you really?
‐I did.

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You have truly outdone yourself.

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‐Yeah.
‐You have gotten me
the worst gift

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a man could receive.

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I mean, I can't even
blow up a balloon.

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‐Okay.
‐You know that.

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‐I did forget that you sa‐‐
‐I can't.

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But I also don't think
that's true,

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‐try it.
‐You think I li‐‐

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Now you sound like the bullies
that I had to deal with

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who said, "This guy can't
blow up a balloon."

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I can't.
I have a slack jaw.

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Okay, then give it to me,
and I will give it to someone

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who can blow it.

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That's unfair. I can use
the gift any way I want.

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Dave...

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It's mine. I appreciate
all these gifts.

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You're welcome.
You're welcome.

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You can just Venmo me.

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‐No.
‐(snorts)

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You can't blame me for
every raisin that you se

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‐Have you guys seen
my laptop anywhere?
‐We both eat raisins.

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‐I haven't seen it.
‐I'm not blaming you
for every raisin,

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‐just these three.
‐Yeah, and what, do they
have my name on it?

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‐(rap music playing)
‐What are you doing?

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DON:
What about that cashew?

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Please get off of my laptop.

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I was listening to the records

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that you made this past year.

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‐(music shuts off)
‐No, Dave, you can't keep me

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in the dark anymore, man.

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This is none of your business.

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This is literally
my only business.

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At least let me try
and help you.

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You're not even
in the right folder.

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Okay, well, where do I go?

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"Penith possibilities."

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"Penith poss‐‐"

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‐Possibilities.
‐I get it.

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There's no organization to this.
You're playing stuff at random.

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Okay, what's‐what's "Me Too"?

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‐"Me Too" is a radical...
‐Let's hear it.

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♪ You wanna cuddle
in my bed? Me, too ♪

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♪ Are you on board
to have sex? Me, too ♪

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♪ Oh, you came?
Oh, me, too! ♪

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♪ Do you use shampoo?
Me, too ♪

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♪ Do you fuck with movies?
Me, too ♪

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♪ Do you wanna fuck?
Oh, yeah, me, too ♪

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♪ Ooh, respectfully. ♪

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‐(music off)
‐Okay, do you know
what's going on

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‐right now in the world?
‐Yeah, what? I don't...

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‐I don't think it's a good idea.
‐I just think that's, like,

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the worst thing
you could ever have thought.

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Yeah, I don't like it.

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Okay, what about "Jenkum"?

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‐What is "Jenkum"?
‐Ooh.

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It's a sweet spot in my heart.
Jenkum is, uh,

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when you take shit and
you put it in a plastic bag...

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‐Okay, that's enough.
‐...and you let it ferment.

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‐And you huff it, and you...
‐I don't need to hear it.

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What about "Ally's Song"?

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Is that a real thing?
Because if it is,

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‐we should put it out
immediately.
‐No, that's in the wrong folder.

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‐It's "Ally's Song," and it's
not even in the right...

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Oh, well, then,
I want to hear it.

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You don't need to hear it.
Please don't.

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(slow, melodic music playing)

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♪ Whoa‐oh‐oh‐oh whoa ♪

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♪ I fucked the whole thing up ♪

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♪ I did it all backwards ♪

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♪ Now I'm all alone
with my rap verse ♪

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♪ I could barely share
a password ♪

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♪ I said we'd dance,
I left you there ♪

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♪ I left me there, too ♪

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♪ You had my back,
I puked on you ♪

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♪ I chased my dream
so much it ran ♪

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♪ I can't make jokes
without your laugh, it seems ♪

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♪ I'd do anything to melt you ♪

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♪ I took you for granted ♪

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♪ I'll give you
belly rubs, too ♪

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♪ Did you like the rabbit? ♪

248
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♪ It's killing me to kill you ♪

249
00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:01,074
♪ And you were the magic ♪

250
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,744
♪ But I fucked
the whole thing up ♪

251
00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,780
♪ I did it all backwards ♪

252
00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:09,716
♪ Now I'm all alone
with my rap verse ♪

253
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:13,187
♪ You were the best
at my worst ♪

254
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:16,023
♪ And I miss you, Ally ♪

255
00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,325
♪ Hoot‐hoot ♪

256
00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,693
(Mike chuckles)

257
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,030
♪ I'm lost without you ♪

258
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,465
♪ Hoot‐hoot. ♪

259
00:09:25,499 --> 00:09:27,301
It's‐‐ That's good.
Dave, that's good.

260
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,203
I mean, it's different. It's
like nothing I've ever heard

261
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,604
‐you make before.
‐Yeah.

262
00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:32,239
I didn't know you even
did stuff like that.

263
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,107
I‐‐ It's not a Lil Dicky song.
It's‐‐ I don't...

264
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,609
No, it's not a Lil Dicky song
because you don't mention

265
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,377
your penis the entire time.

266
00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,713
This is great to be different
and to try new stuff.

267
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,315
I hear you,
and I'm happy you like it,

268
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,350
but it's definitely not, like,
the type of thing

269
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,086
‐that's going on Penith.
‐Well, it should.

270
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,521
It should be on the album,

271
00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:48,655
‐because you have
to show growth.
‐No, M...

272
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,624
And I think that's huge.
And also,

273
00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,292
it's nice to acknowledge that
you're still in love with Ally.

274
00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:54,161
‐I mean...
‐Uh, no.

275
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,762
People love breakup songs.

276
00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,297
That was the impetus of that.

277
00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,500
So I experimented in the lane,

278
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,368
tapped into emotion‐‐
it's not that...

279
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,770
‐Mm.
‐I love Ally as a friend, but...

280
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,739
there won't be a breakup song
with my wife.

281
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,608
‐I'll tell you that much.
‐Okay. Yeah, well...

282
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,076
Sounds like you've got this
whole life thing figured out.

283
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,711
"Jenkum" it is.

284
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,448
Hey, honey, dinner's in 20.

285
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,316
All right,
I'm gonna shower real quick.

286
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,085
David, you don't have time.

287
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,453
You just said dinner was in 20.

288
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,455
‐Please don't be late.
‐Okay.

289
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,423
♪ ♪

290
00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:44,444
CAROL:
Milk or seltzer?

291
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,114
Uh, seltzer's good.

292
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,283
CAROL:
You got it.

293
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,490
("The Freshmen"
by The Verve Pipe playing)

294
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,570
Oh, Mila.

295
00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:15,742
♪ When I was young
I knew everything ♪

296
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,744
‐(Dave moaning)
‐♪ And she a punk ♪

297
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,746
♪ Who rarely ever took advice ♪

298
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,315
Oh, God.

299
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,217
♪ Now I'm guilt stricken ♪

300
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,586
♪ Sobbing with my head
on the floor ♪

301
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:29,089
♪ Stop a baby's breath and ♪

302
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,724
♪ A shoe full of rice, no ♪

303
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:33,026
Uh, don't run, stop running.

304
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,162
‐Don't run, don't run.
‐♪ Can't be held responsible ♪

305
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,764
(moaning, panting)

306
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:41,168
♪ 'Cause she was
touching her face ♪

307
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,739
♪ I won't be held responsible ♪

308
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:51,178
♪ She fell in love
in the first place. ♪

309
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,280
(vocalizing)

310
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,293
Did you get in touch
with the doctor?

311
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,028
I left a message.

312
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,563
And they said he'd call me back.

313
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,064
And he didn't call me back.

314
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,432
Well, that happened yesterday,
also.

315
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,368
I know, they don't
call you back here.

316
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,303
‐I don't understand.
‐But, honey,
you need to stay on it.

317
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,704
‐You're late for dinner.
‐What, stay on the phone?

318
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,207
‐Or...?
‐I'm 90 seconds late, Mom...

319
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,509
One second late for dinner
is still late for dinner.

320
00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:25,078
You know I had a single request.
You always do this.

321
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,614
I mean, if I were
always 90 seconds late,

322
00:12:27,648 --> 00:12:29,583
wouldn't that,
by definition, make me

323
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,318
an incredibly punctual
human being?

324
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,253
He's good‐‐ that's a good point.

325
00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:35,122
‐Give it to me, give it to me.
‐He's good!

326
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,157
‐Very good, very good. What?
‐Thank you.

327
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,426
What? I'm just saying the guy's
had a pretty rough week.

328
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,228
‐Yeah.
‐Fine, you two win.

329
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,030
Be late forever.
Look what I made for you.

330
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,332
DAVE:
And then I just press yes or no.

331
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,768
And then a new,
gorgeous woman comes on.

332
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,037
‐And... yeah.
‐CAROL (laughs): Oh, my God!

333
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,172
DAVE:
And you press this and it shows
different pictures and...

334
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,508
Are they all in their underwear?

335
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,443
Certainly not wife material.

336
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:59,213
You haven't met anyone
you're interested in?

337
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,715
No, nobody swept me
off my feet yet.

338
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,717
David, you got to stop talking

339
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,586
about being swept off your feet.

340
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,588
That's easy for you to say, Mom.
You stumbled into perfection

341
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,590
in a man named Don.
Like, if I could meet

342
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,358
‐a female Don,
then it'd be perfect.
‐Wait, no...

343
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,060
‐That's magic, that guy.
‐Hang on.

344
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,096
We met, we were compatible
and the timing was right.

345
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,698
That's all I want!
What do you mean?

346
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,600
I want to be walking
down the street and, like,

347
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,702
see a woman walk
out of a Barnes & Noble.

348
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:24,204
David... Uncle Doug set us up

349
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,707
because I was fat
and your dad liked fat women,

350
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,475
‐but it wasn't magical.
‐What?

351
00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:30,444
We became best friends
and he makes me laugh every day

352
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,313
and... that's,
that's all I need.

353
00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:35,249
Well, that sounds magical,
what do you mean?

354
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,583
It's a rags‐to‐riches story‐‐

355
00:13:36,617 --> 00:13:38,185
you were overweight
and Don came in,

356
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,486
‐and he dominated...
‐Hey.

357
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,054
You want to watch
the Schitt's Creek?

358
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,523
‐Don, do you see...
‐Sure.

359
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:44,091
...that we're in the middle
of a conversation?

360
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,326
‐Fine, I'll watch upstairs.
‐CAROL: No, wait!

361
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,295
‐No, do not watch it
without us, no.
‐Don't watch it without us.

362
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,197
This is your cousin,
she wants to know

363
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:52,032
why you haven't texted her.

364
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,467
My phone is off.

365
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,036
‐Well, turn your phone on and...
‐DON: Okay.

366
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:59,039
‐and text her back, Don!
‐DON: All right.

367
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,741
‐God!
‐Hey.

368
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,309
‐Oh, my God.
‐Don't be so mean to Don.

369
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,077
Do you know how many times
I've asked him

370
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,445
not to turn his phone off?
He's completely incapable.

371
00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:07,047
It's driving me nuts.

372
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,582
Well, that's
what you're here for.

373
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,450
‐You got to take care of him.
‐Yeah, no kidding.

374
00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:12,452
I‐I haven't shown you...

375
00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:14,454
the photos from Egypt.

376
00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:16,356
Oh, no, you haven't,
but I've heard a lot

377
00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:18,358
about the Gizan air,
so I can really picture it

378
00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:20,327
very vividly, honestly.

379
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,296
‐Sure.
‐I'm just drained right now.

380
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,630
That's fine, you know what,

381
00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:25,365
I'm gonna go ahead
and say good night.

382
00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,067
Oh, that's great.
SportsCenter is on right now.

383
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,036
‐This is perfect timing, Mama.
‐Perfect.

384
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,437
I love you.
I'll see you in the morning.

385
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,339
Real funny, Mama‐‐
come back here and kiss me

386
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,374
‐good night on my cheek,
come on.
‐(laughs)

387
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:36,243
‐Never.
‐Are you out of your mind?
Yeah, right in the middle.

388
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,744
‐Okay, that wasn't
right in the middle.
‐That was...

389
00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:39,213
I need you to focus.
It was a little off‐center.

390
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,114
I'd like it right in the middle.

391
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,583
‐Thanks, Mama.
‐You're welcome.

392
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:44,184
‐I love you.
‐I love you.

393
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,319
David, you're open.

394
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,720
Huh?

395
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,322
You're open. You're...

396
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,557
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

397
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,329
Okay, I didn't see much.

398
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,432
(indistinct chatter on TV)

399
00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:08,475
‐Do people buy belts?
‐No.

400
00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:10,277
I know I'm here for hoodies,
but, like, maybe I need a belt.

401
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,345
No, you don't.

402
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,046
You have a great selection.

403
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,314
Just pick something,
don't obsess. Dad'll pay for it.

404
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,683
‐Okay, you're leaving?
‐I‐‐ Yes.

405
00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:18,552
‐I've got stuff to do.
‐Be safe! Be safe! Be safe!

406
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,221
All right.
Don, text me when you're done.

407
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,323
‐Okay.
‐(quietly): Don't die.

408
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,259
So this is why you retire,
am I right?

409
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,027
I don't know
how you gave it up, Big D.

410
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,463
Wasn't it, like, your dream
to be a lawyer forever?

411
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,031
Well, I just wanted to be happy.

412
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,733
I never cared how I got there.

413
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,701
You know, when you think about
it, my legacy is your legacy.

414
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:36,470
At the end of the day,
my success is yours.

415
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,605
So, like, we're gonna be
covered, I hope you know that.

416
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,541
Yeah, okay.

417
00:15:40,574 --> 00:15:42,042
(exhales)

418
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,710
You are the cutest man
in the world.

419
00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:46,213
‐(chuckles) Thanks.
‐You look like

420
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,215
a turtle without its shell
and I marvel

421
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,450
‐at your physical grace.
‐I like turtles.

422
00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:52,719
♪ When the laughter dies ♪

423
00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:55,155
♪ Who are you, who are you ♪

424
00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,658
♪ When you're alone at night ♪

425
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,526
♪ When the world,
when the world ♪

426
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,062
♪ When the world spins around ♪

427
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,298
♪ Will you be, will you be
will you be lost or found... ♪

428
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,166
Hey there,
can I help you find anything?

429
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,734
‐Oh, hi, I'm sorry, what?
‐You know,

430
00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:10,270
we're actually doing free
makeovers if you're interested.

431
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:12,072
Oh, I'm not, I don't think
I'm gonna buy anything.

432
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,041
Oh, it's okay.
It'll only take a few minutes.

433
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,009
‐And it is free.
‐Yeah?

434
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,477
Yeah.

435
00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:20,180
‐Ah... okay.
‐Okay.

436
00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:22,749
♪ 'Cause I opened my heart... ♪

437
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:24,751
You think I can pull this off?

438
00:16:24,785 --> 00:16:27,354
Oh, yeah, smoky eye,

439
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,057
red lip‐‐ I mean,
it's a classic look.

440
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,025
All right, thank you so much.
I'll think about it.

441
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,294
‐Thank you.
‐Yeah, okay.

442
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:37,331
("Desire" by Tempers
feat. Rem Koolhaas playing)

443
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,267
♪ ♪

444
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,302
Jesus Christ, Don.

445
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,040
♪ ♪

446
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,076
Whoa!

447
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,311
(grunts)

448
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,547
‐Wow.
‐MAN: Are you all right?

449
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,585
I'm fine.

450
00:16:58,619 --> 00:17:01,088
I'm... fine.

451
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,156
(water running)

452
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,265
(air blowing)

453
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,301
‐(exhales)
‐(line ringing)

454
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,171
‐Do‐‐
‐AUTOMATED VOICE: Your call

455
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,338
‐has been forwarded
to an automated...
‐Fuck.

456
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,340
Are you fucking kidding me?

457
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,476
So I just swipe it?

458
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,710
‐Oh, it's a chip.
‐A what?

459
00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:25,445
‐A chip?
‐A chip.

460
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,347
‐Insert, insert, put it in.
‐What do you mean, a...

461
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,049
‐See, that side goes in there.
‐What? Is this something new?

462
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,018
‐You've never seen this before?
‐CAROL: Don! Don!

463
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,620
What is the use of having a
phone if you never turn it on?!

464
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,556
What happened to your face?

465
00:17:35,589 --> 00:17:37,558
I gave you my old phone,
I still can't reach you!

466
00:17:37,591 --> 00:17:40,127
‐Turn on your fucking phone!
‐All right.

467
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,296
‐I'll do it, all right.
‐It's too late, I'm leaving.

468
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,698
If you guys want to come with,
fine, if not, Uber.

469
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,400
‐DAVE: I'll do this, uh...
‐DON: It's on now, okay?

470
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,202
Okay, what is
the return policy on this?

471
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,404
‐900 days with a receipt.
‐Okay.

472
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,506
Thank you.

473
00:17:58,312 --> 00:18:01,148
Just think back to when you guys
met for the first time.

474
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,554
Or... can I put
some music on, maybe?

475
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,523
Don't change the settings.
Please don't mess with it.

476
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:18,532
♪ It's undeniable ♪

477
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,437
♪ Yeah, mm ♪

478
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,540
♪ One, you're
like a dream come true ♪

479
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,475
♪ Two ♪

480
00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:31,011
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪

481
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:34,314
♪ Three, girl,
it's plain to see ♪

482
00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:38,318
♪ That you're
the only one for me ♪

483
00:18:38,352 --> 00:18:41,255
‐David, please,
I have a headache.
‐♪ And four... ♪

484
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,391
(Dave humming)

485
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,165
(knocking)

486
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,033
‐(door opens)
‐(knocking)

487
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,102
Mama?

488
00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:01,308
Mama?

489
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,177
‐Mama‐‐
‐Oh, God!

490
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,045
‐I'm sorry, I didn't mean‐‐
‐David, what are you doing?

491
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,347
‐I'm sleeping.
‐I know, but naptime's over.

492
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:09,716
And you got to wake up.
I got a surprise for you, Mama.

493
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,219
‐What are you talking about?
‐You'll see,

494
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,754
‐if you just get up, come on.
‐Oh, honey...

495
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:16,456
My dear, sweet mama,
I will be taking care of you.

496
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,059
‐Close your eyes, by the way.
‐What? No, no, no.

497
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,295
‐Is... No.
David, is this a punk?
‐Mm‐hmm, yep.

498
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,030
Am I a punk?

499
00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:25,165
I think you don't understand
that phrase, but...

500
00:19:25,199 --> 00:19:27,568
‐Come on, Mama.
‐Oh, my God, David,
what did you do?

501
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,270
‐You're about to find out.
‐Oh, God.

502
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:33,073
‐You ready?
‐I don't know.

503
00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:36,343
Voila, company chicken
and company noodles.

504
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,213
I don't‐‐ What‐‐? What is,
what is this about?

505
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,014
Please, come on.
What is this about?

506
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:43,150
It's about you and Don's love
and tapping back into it.

507
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,285
Come on, it's a romantic dinner.

508
00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:47,721
You know, I was listening

509
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,190
to my tapes
and I saw him making it,

510
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:52,159
but I'm probably
just as surprised as you are.

511
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,394
‐A little bit of wine.
‐Very elegant.

512
00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:57,130
Yeah, learned it from the best.
I'm gonna put the fireplace on.

513
00:19:57,164 --> 00:19:59,333
He's just trying
to create a romantic...

514
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,068
‐No, what he's trying to do,
‐...dinner.

515
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,536
but I was sleeping...

516
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,606
Oh, my God.
You have sauce all over you.

517
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:08,208
‐Wipe that off.
‐All right, all right.

518
00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:09,743
Well, you know,
why do you throw things

519
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,411
‐at me like that?
‐(stammering)

520
00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:12,579
‐Does that feel good?
‐I was trying to help.

521
00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,014
‐(overlapping arguing)
‐Guys,

522
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,549
I'm not watching
you guys bicker anymore.

523
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,751
David, we've been married
for 30 years. It's normal, okay?

524
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,487
Well, when you do it
in front of me,

525
00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:22,422
it makes me sad.

526
00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:25,259
Oh, for God's sake.

527
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,161
Grow up.
You're almost 30 years old.

528
00:20:27,194 --> 00:20:29,096
Stop being so selfish.

529
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,398
What are you talking...

530
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,033
‐(Carol sighs)
‐How am I being selfish

531
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,468
if I just made you
your favorite dinner?

532
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,036
‐I don't understand.
‐My‐my favorite dinner?

533
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,404
‐Yeah, company chicken,
‐Company chicken?

534
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,705
‐and I spent so much time.
‐I don't...

535
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:40,974
I don't like company chicken,
David.

536
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,745
‐You make it every single time
company comes over.
‐I make it for you

537
00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:47,181
because you love it.
I make it for you, not me.

538
00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:49,283
Well,
how am I supposed to know that?

539
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,751
You sit there
and you eat it every time.

540
00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:52,719
And I still am
failing to realize

541
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,555
how me making you a whole meal
is me being selfish.

542
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,757
‐Explain that.
‐Oh, my God, David!

543
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,026
You just woke me up.

544
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:01,028
You brought me down here
and did all of this.

545
00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,297
That was not for me.
That was for you.

546
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,065
‐It was for you guys.
‐That was...

547
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,135
David, that was for you, because
you wanted to feel better.

548
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:10,037
I wanted to show you pictures
from Egypt,

549
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:11,572
but you weren't interested.

550
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,173
‐Oh, my God. Egypt?
‐You had other things to do.

551
00:21:13,207 --> 00:21:15,042
You came down late for dinner.
I asked you...

552
00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:17,177
‐I was 90 seconds late!
‐You wanted to take a shower,

553
00:21:17,211 --> 00:21:18,579
‐Jesus Christ!
‐so you were late.

554
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,581
Everything's a fucking issue
with you!

555
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:23,217
‐David, that's enough.
‐No, Dad. Like,
she's always riding you.

556
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,585
It's, like, nonstop with her.

557
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,054
I said enough!
Okay? Sit down.

558
00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:30,524
Okay.

559
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,027
Don't talk to your mother
like that.

560
00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:36,463
You‐you have no idea
what she does for us.

561
00:21:36,497 --> 00:21:39,700
Between moving to a new city
and taking on new clients,

562
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,602
my depression
and you staying here with us,

563
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,271
uh, you have no idea,
David. None.

564
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,507
Whoa, whoa. What do you mean,
your depression?

565
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,443
‐Oh.
‐What does that mean?

566
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:52,312
Well, it's‐it's‐‐
Well, sometime...

567
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,149
Your father has depression,
David.

568
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,256
Since when?

569
00:22:03,223 --> 00:22:05,659
Forever.

570
00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:09,163
Look, my mother
was depressed, too,

571
00:22:09,196 --> 00:22:11,331
so maybe it's hereditary,
I don't know.

572
00:22:11,365 --> 00:22:13,033
‐But... but...
‐This is‐‐

573
00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:15,636
Why would you never
tell me this?

574
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:19,106
You never asked.

575
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,577
‐(sniffles)
‐DON: Well, what?

576
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,579
♪ ♪

577
00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,182
(whimpers)

578
00:22:28,215 --> 00:22:30,250
(sobbing)

579
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:33,320
DON:
Dave...

580
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,688
(crying)

581
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,723
Wh‐‐ Why is he crying?

582
00:22:36,757 --> 00:22:38,992
David, what is it?

583
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:42,663
David?

584
00:22:43,597 --> 00:22:45,532
Come on.

585
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,069
(crying):
I don't even know
anything about you.

586
00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:50,571
(inhales sharply)

587
00:22:50,604 --> 00:22:53,574
I‐I don't even know, like,
what you think about,

588
00:22:53,607 --> 00:22:56,210
or what your
favorite colors are, or...

589
00:22:56,243 --> 00:22:58,212
I know nothing.
I'm a bad son.

590
00:22:58,245 --> 00:22:59,713
‐DON: No.
‐Oh.
‐Yes, I am.

591
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,715
How could you argue with that?
What do you mean?

592
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,750
I don't even know
he's depressed. He's my dad.

593
00:23:03,784 --> 00:23:05,319
I think your favorite food is
my favorite food.

594
00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:07,054
I'm a fucking idiot.

595
00:23:07,087 --> 00:23:08,155
(sniffles)

596
00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:09,623
I feel like if you guys died,

597
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,425
I wouldn't even know
what to say at your funeral.

598
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,659
(sniffles loudly)

599
00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:14,728
Oh...

600
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:17,064
Uh, we're not...
we're not gonna...

601
00:23:17,097 --> 00:23:19,466
‐We're not gonna die.
‐You can't die.

602
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,436
‐(crying)
‐DON: We're not dying, David.

603
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:27,140
Mine's tan.

604
00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:30,611
What?

605
00:23:30,644 --> 00:23:33,046
My favorite color.

606
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,315
It's tan.

607
00:23:35,349 --> 00:23:37,417
‐No, it's not.
‐It is.

608
00:23:37,451 --> 00:23:39,152
‐(chuckles)
‐It's tan.

609
00:23:39,186 --> 00:23:40,721
You're the only person
in the, in the world

610
00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,289
‐whose favorite color is tan.
‐(laughs)

611
00:23:42,322 --> 00:23:43,690
Well, then, I'm very special.

612
00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:45,459
‐Like you are.
‐Well, I agree, you are special,

613
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,461
and I'll paint
my whole abdomen tan.

614
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:49,563
‐(laughs)
‐I'll do anything you want.

615
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,732
And I love you so much.

616
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,200
I love you, too, David.

617
00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:55,002
Can I have a bite
of the chicken?

618
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,309
"Making mud pies, 007?"

619
00:24:02,342 --> 00:24:04,378
(both laughing)

620
00:24:04,411 --> 00:24:07,347
(laughing): Thank you.
You really do that so well.

621
00:24:07,381 --> 00:24:08,682
DON:
Ha! Getting better.

622
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,284
CAROL:
(laughs) Come sit down.

623
00:24:10,317 --> 00:24:11,318
ALLY:
Do you want a drink?

624
00:24:11,351 --> 00:24:13,620
‐Um...
‐Oh, Accutane.

625
00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:15,422
No, but I can have...
I can have one.

626
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,257
‐You can have one.
‐I haven't had one in so long.

627
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:18,992
‐You can have one, right?
‐Pour it on.

628
00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:21,195
‐It's Bachelor night. Come on.
‐Yeah, let's go.

629
00:24:21,228 --> 00:24:23,497
I'm actually very excited
to see what's going on

630
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,232
with Chloe's journey.

631
00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:26,767
Because she's just
so mysterious,

632
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,302
I don't know what's going
on with her.

633
00:24:28,335 --> 00:24:30,003
‐Yeah.
‐You know, she's such an enema.

634
00:24:30,037 --> 00:24:31,171
An enema?

635
00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:33,273
‐Uh, enigma?
‐Enigma.

636
00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,342
‐Yeah.
‐Enigma.

637
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:39,079
I think an enema is, like,
a catheter for your ass.

638
00:24:39,112 --> 00:24:41,515
‐Enigma, enigma, enigma, enigma.
‐(laughs)

639
00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:44,117
‐Enigma. God.
‐I hate that that fucking thing
makes me laugh every time,

640
00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:45,419
‐(chuckles)
‐but it‐it really does.

641
00:24:45,452 --> 00:24:47,421
I am the Chris Farley
of my school.

642
00:24:47,454 --> 00:24:48,589
I know.

643
00:24:48,622 --> 00:24:51,124
‐(Clears throat) Okay.
‐Uh, hey.

644
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:54,761
Before this,
can I play you a song?

645
00:24:54,795 --> 00:24:58,098
(chuckles):
You play me a song?

646
00:24:58,131 --> 00:25:00,200
‐Yeah, I have this thing, um...
‐Yeah.

647
00:25:00,234 --> 00:25:02,135
Uh, like, I showed it
to Mike earlier,

648
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:04,104
‐and he really liked it,
and I, uh...
‐Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

649
00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:06,507
Okay. Here. Yep. There.

650
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:08,442
‐Those are for the ears.
‐Okay.

651
00:25:08,475 --> 00:25:09,476
‐Um..
‐Fancy.

652
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,478
And, uh, there's a l‐‐

653
00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:14,414
like, a lot I want to say
about it to you...

654
00:25:15,415 --> 00:25:18,418
‐Okay.
‐...that I will say
after you listen.

655
00:25:18,452 --> 00:25:20,287
Okay.

656
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,421
‐Ready?
‐Yes.

657
00:25:21,455 --> 00:25:23,090
‐Okay.
‐(clears throat)

658
00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:25,125
(music plays faintly)

659
00:25:26,093 --> 00:25:28,028
Ooh, I like the music.

660
00:25:28,061 --> 00:25:29,596
♪ I fucked the whole thing up ♪

661
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:31,298
And there you are.

662
00:25:31,331 --> 00:25:33,767
‐♪ I did it all backwards ♪
‐Yep.

663
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,470
♪ Now I'm all alone
with my rap verse ♪

664
00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:39,740
♪ I could barely share
a password ♪

665
00:25:39,773 --> 00:25:42,776
♪ I said we'd dance,
I left you there ♪

666
00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,578
♪ Oh, I left me there, too ♪

667
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:47,614
♪ You had my back,
I puked on you ♪

668
00:25:47,648 --> 00:25:51,018
♪ I chased my dream
so much it ran ♪

669
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:54,521
♪ I can't make jokes
without your laugh, it seems ♪

670
00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:56,456
♪ I'd do anything to melt you ♪

671
00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:58,192
♪ I took you for granted ♪

672
00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,693
♪ I'll give you belly rubs,
too ♪

673
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,195
♪ Did you like the rabbit? ♪

674
00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:03,363
♪ It's killing me to kill you ♪

675
00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:06,466
♪ And you were the magic, but
I fucked the whole thing up ♪

676
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:10,137
‐(sniffles)
‐♪ I did it all backwards ♪

677
00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:13,273
‐(cries)
‐♪ Not I'm all alone
with my rap verse ♪

678
00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:16,510
‐♪ You were the best
at my worst ♪
‐(chuckles)

679
00:26:16,543 --> 00:26:19,179
♪ And I miss you, Ally ♪

680
00:26:19,213 --> 00:26:22,182
♪ Hoot‐hoot... ♪

681
00:26:22,216 --> 00:26:24,051
Dave, I...

682
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:27,254
I‐I've just been thinking
a lot...

683
00:26:27,287 --> 00:26:29,523
No, Dave, I'm...

684
00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:33,293
I spent a lot of time
and a lot of work

685
00:26:33,327 --> 00:26:36,430
to get over us.

686
00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:38,732
And I've moved on.

687
00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:42,336
And you're back in my life,
and we're friends.

688
00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:45,272
And I don't want to lose that,
either, but...

689
00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:47,374
I'm...

690
00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:56,450
I can't.

691
00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:01,321
No.

692
00:27:01,355 --> 00:27:03,423
It's just a song.

693
00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:06,460
This wasn't...

694
00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:08,629
‐Yeah.
‐Oh, my God.

695
00:27:08,662 --> 00:27:11,098
It's‐‐ I should've, uh...
clarified.

696
00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:13,367
‐No, you said you...
‐I know. Ah...

697
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,102
‐...wanted to talk, and it's...
‐Yeah.

698
00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:16,603
I didn't‐‐ I‐‐ Sorry.

699
00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:19,540
So, like, I obviously tapped
into, like, feelings

700
00:27:19,573 --> 00:27:21,508
and, you know, of wanting
to be back with your ex.

701
00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:23,544
‐Right.
‐Right. Sorry. Uh...

702
00:27:23,577 --> 00:27:25,245
And I just know that
I haven't always taken

703
00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:27,714
your feelings into account,
like, for our whole,

704
00:27:27,748 --> 00:27:29,449
your know,
in terms of my music.

705
00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:32,686
So I just wanted you
to hear that, and, um...

706
00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,188
That's all.

707
00:27:34,221 --> 00:27:35,489
'Cause I want to put it
on my album,

708
00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:36,590
and I didn't want you
to be blindsided.

709
00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:37,658
And I wanted your...

710
00:27:37,691 --> 00:27:39,459
So, that's all that was.

711
00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:42,129
‐I'm sorry for the...
‐No. I'm sorry.

712
00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:44,097
‐Okay. Sure.
‐And thank you.

713
00:27:44,131 --> 00:27:46,400
I will say,
if I'm being honest,

714
00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:51,672
I'm not ready
for everyone to hear this song.

715
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:54,741
I'm sorry.

716
00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:57,778
‐I know you worked really hard
on it, and it is good.
‐(chuckles)

717
00:27:57,811 --> 00:28:00,781
Uh, yeah, okay.

718
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,449
Why?

719
00:28:02,482 --> 00:28:06,153
There's a lot of personal stuff
in here, Dave.

720
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:08,589
‐That's music. That's like‐‐
‐And there's a lot of
things about me.

721
00:28:08,622 --> 00:28:10,591
And people know
that you and I dated.

722
00:28:10,624 --> 00:28:12,092
‐It's, like,
a privacy thing, and...
‐People? Who?

723
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,228
What people? Like,
the 15 friends that we‐‐

724
00:28:14,261 --> 00:28:16,497
‐I don't understand.
‐I don't need
your Instagram fans

725
00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:18,098
‐(groans)
‐having more of a reason
to harass me also, and...

726
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:20,334
Instagram?
You're worried about Instagram?

727
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:23,003
I'm sorry, but it's so hard
for me to make music.

728
00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,638
I finally have something
that I like,

729
00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:28,242
and you're not allowing me
to do it because of Instagram?

730
00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:30,477
‐That's like...
‐So...

731
00:28:30,511 --> 00:28:33,146
you're taking my feelings
into account,

732
00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:36,183
unless you don't have
my permission?

733
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,552
‐I'm ju‐‐ Like.
‐And then you're gonna do
whatever.

734
00:28:38,585 --> 00:28:41,355
If‐if art couldn't tap into,
like, personal feelings

735
00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:44,191
and, like, nuanced emotions
about, like, past experiences,

736
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:47,594
like, there wouldn't be art,
you know?

737
00:28:47,628 --> 00:28:50,197
Don't you know what I'm saying?

738
00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,499
I don't know. I mean,
we can talk about it more,

739
00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:54,601
or not, it's just...

740
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,373
Whatever.

741
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,608
Let's just watch the show.

742
00:29:05,445 --> 00:29:07,481
(TV playing faintly)

743
00:29:11,485 --> 00:29:14,321
I'm just gonna go.

744
00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:20,160
(door opens)

745
00:29:20,194 --> 00:29:21,995
(door slams shut)

746
00:29:25,032 --> 00:29:27,067
♪ ♪

747
00:29:38,312 --> 00:29:43,650
♪ I knew when I saw you ♪

748
00:29:43,684 --> 00:29:46,019
♪ From your car ♪

749
00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:53,727
♪ From the start I had to feel
your heart race ♪

750
00:29:53,760 --> 00:30:00,501
♪ The hardest place
to get a drink in L. A. ♪

751
00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:04,538
♪ I was late,
but as fate would have it ♪

752
00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:07,274
♪ We fell in love ♪

753
00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:11,078
♪ I was me,
and now I'm us ♪

754
00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:15,349
♪ And I don't know
where to go from here ♪

755
00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:19,353
♪ I'll brave the storm
I caused. ♪

756
00:30:19,386 --> 00:30:21,421
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