1 00:00:00,545 --> 00:00:03,684 ♪ Shorty wanna check, check, check, check ♪ 2 00:00:03,718 --> 00:00:07,291 ‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪ ‐♪ Shorty wanna check, check, check, check ♪ 3 00:00:07,324 --> 00:00:10,097 ‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪ ‐♪ Shorty wanna check, check, check, check ♪ 4 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:12,769 ‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪ ‐♪ Shorty wanna check ♪ 5 00:00:12,802 --> 00:00:14,305 ♪ Check, check, check ♪ 6 00:00:14,338 --> 00:00:16,376 ♪ Man, you need to check up ♪ 7 00:00:16,409 --> 00:00:18,113 ♪ Real paper in my Paper Denims ♪ 8 00:00:18,146 --> 00:00:19,716 ♪ Real nigga gonna pay for dinner ♪ 9 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:21,052 ♪ Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry ♪ 10 00:00:21,085 --> 00:00:23,189 ♪ What I love, calamari ♪ 11 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,093 ‐♪ The good life ain't new to me ♪ ‐♪ Nope ♪ 12 00:00:25,127 --> 00:00:27,031 ♪ Tell me what you're gonna do for me ♪ 13 00:00:27,064 --> 00:00:28,400 ♪ I'm with two hos, that's two for three... ♪ 14 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,137 ‐(phone chimes) ‐Man, I just wanted you 15 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:32,041 to hear my new track before you dipped, that's all. 16 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,245 Oh, man, that shit was hard. Honestly, I'm just waiting 17 00:00:34,278 --> 00:00:35,480 for the Gata/Lil Dicky collab. 18 00:00:35,515 --> 00:00:36,617 Hmm. 19 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:38,253 Man... 20 00:00:38,286 --> 00:00:39,523 Oh, yeah, that's for sure. 21 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:40,758 You're leaving right now? 22 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:42,428 Yes. I left you a bunch of shit 23 00:00:42,461 --> 00:00:44,198 on your computer, bro‐‐ what do you need from me? 24 00:00:44,232 --> 00:00:45,635 I don't need anything. It'd be nice to chill 25 00:00:45,668 --> 00:00:47,606 with my friend every once in a while, but... 26 00:00:47,639 --> 00:00:49,810 I have no more chill. Also, I'm working with Travis today, 27 00:00:49,843 --> 00:00:52,314 so when he moves, I move, brother. 28 00:00:52,348 --> 00:00:54,318 ‐Man. Okay, big dawg. ‐It be like that. 29 00:00:54,352 --> 00:00:56,624 ‐Love. ‐MIKE: Okay, I got all the details. 30 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,159 No, no, that's... Yeah, no, that's fine. 31 00:00:58,193 --> 00:00:59,262 We have the address. It's all locked in. 32 00:00:59,295 --> 00:01:01,332 We will see you tonight. Bye‐bye. 33 00:01:01,366 --> 00:01:03,336 Um, I'm about to send all you guys the itinerary 34 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:05,207 for the bar mitzvah tonight. Gata, you don't need 35 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,344 to be there. Elz, you do need to be there. 36 00:01:07,378 --> 00:01:09,415 ‐GATA: Whoo! ‐This guy's paying us three times Dave's normal rate, 37 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:11,520 so we just got to do what he wants, you know? 38 00:01:11,553 --> 00:01:12,789 It's disgusting what this schmuck is doing. 39 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,626 When I was 13, my dad put our dog down. 40 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:15,795 ‐DAVE: What? ‐Same day. 41 00:01:15,828 --> 00:01:17,264 ‐Oh, man. ‐DAVE: That's so sad. 42 00:01:17,298 --> 00:01:18,534 I love bar mitzvahs. I can't wait. 43 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,237 I haven't been to one in so long. 44 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:21,540 Me and Elz have been to tens of hundreds of them, 45 00:01:21,573 --> 00:01:23,343 and we used to, honestly, get kicked out 46 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:25,213 for various misbehaving, uh... 47 00:01:25,247 --> 00:01:28,286 We called in a bomb threat one time. Post‐911. 48 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,556 ‐Okay. ‐How many do you think 49 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,727 ‐we've been kicked out of? ‐A lot. 50 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,600 ‐All right, hotshot, I get it. ‐Don't call in a bomb tonight, all right? 51 00:01:34,633 --> 00:01:36,302 ‐I won't. ‐Goodbye. 52 00:01:36,336 --> 00:01:38,273 ‐Peace. ‐Man, that's the hardest working man 53 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,676 in showbiz right there. 54 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:41,279 ‐Him? Elz? ‐Yeah. 55 00:01:41,312 --> 00:01:43,350 Come on, don't fall for that fuckin' shit. 56 00:01:43,383 --> 00:01:45,454 I work ten times harder than him‐‐ he just met 57 00:01:45,487 --> 00:01:47,592 the right people at the... 58 00:01:49,496 --> 00:01:51,399 Wow. 59 00:01:51,432 --> 00:01:54,238 You know, I never just, like, think to look up at the sky 60 00:01:54,271 --> 00:01:55,608 and, like, the mountains, and, like, appreciate 61 00:01:55,642 --> 00:01:57,912 ‐all of the... ‐Can I borrow some money? 62 00:01:57,946 --> 00:02:00,150 This bar mitzvah ain't gonna get me by, dawg, 63 00:02:00,183 --> 00:02:02,154 and moms is struggling. 64 00:02:02,187 --> 00:02:04,125 I need a few dollars, bro, like an advance or something. 65 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,262 We ain't got no shows. You on album mode. 66 00:02:06,296 --> 00:02:08,534 Like, I don't know what to do, dawg. 67 00:02:09,536 --> 00:02:11,840 Yeah. Okay. 68 00:02:11,874 --> 00:02:14,145 How much money? 69 00:02:14,178 --> 00:02:15,615 A little'll go a long way, to be honest. 70 00:02:15,648 --> 00:02:16,650 All right, yeah, no problem. 71 00:02:16,684 --> 00:02:18,320 I'm thinking... 72 00:02:18,353 --> 00:02:19,723 Actually, can we talk about this when I'm not high? 73 00:02:19,756 --> 00:02:21,593 ‐Yeah. Enjoy the weed, bro. ‐Cool. 74 00:02:22,595 --> 00:02:24,833 I am Queens Boulevard! 75 00:02:24,866 --> 00:02:26,202 (laughs) 76 00:02:26,235 --> 00:02:27,605 Do you get that? 77 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,676 Nah. It sounds like a corny Broadway, though. 78 00:02:29,710 --> 00:02:31,513 A corny Broadway? 79 00:02:31,547 --> 00:02:33,584 It's a... (stammers) Do Black people watch Entourage? 80 00:02:33,617 --> 00:02:34,853 ‐I don't watch that shit. ‐♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪ 81 00:02:34,886 --> 00:02:36,623 ♪ I'm Lil Dicky ♪ 82 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,692 ‐♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪ ‐♪ Who's Dave? ♪ 83 00:02:37,726 --> 00:02:39,295 DAVE: Boys will be boys. 84 00:02:39,328 --> 00:02:41,332 And that time in my life was truly the best. 85 00:02:41,366 --> 00:02:43,637 I used to sit on the spigot‐‐ you know, like, outside 86 00:02:43,671 --> 00:02:45,708 where you fill water balloons up? 87 00:02:45,742 --> 00:02:48,446 I'd sit on it and let the water gush all the way up my body, 88 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,417 while everyone else crowded around to see if I got hard. 89 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,388 ‐Why? ‐Don't ask me. 90 00:02:52,421 --> 00:02:54,926 I was just a mindless extension of my boner back then. 91 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,297 We did the craziest shit. There was one occasion 92 00:02:57,331 --> 00:03:00,203 where I actually licked a hamster's pussy. 93 00:03:00,237 --> 00:03:02,542 ‐What?! ‐Ew! What the fuck? 94 00:03:02,575 --> 00:03:04,546 I was dared. I'm not gonna turn down a dare. 95 00:03:04,579 --> 00:03:05,915 You had to. This is what you did. 96 00:03:05,948 --> 00:03:07,919 You had to do it. Elz dared me. 97 00:03:07,952 --> 00:03:09,756 I think this is a Jewish camp thing. 98 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,394 No, I have plenty of kids in my class who went to Jewish camp 99 00:03:12,428 --> 00:03:15,935 who managed to not lick any part of a hamster, anywhere. 100 00:03:15,968 --> 00:03:17,739 ‐Oh, please. ‐(farts) 101 00:03:17,772 --> 00:03:19,576 You think they're going up to you and being like, "Oh, 102 00:03:19,609 --> 00:03:20,945 "Mrs. Wernick, you should know 103 00:03:20,978 --> 00:03:22,649 I just sniffed piss out of a dirt pit"? 104 00:03:22,682 --> 00:03:24,418 ‐ALLY: Ugh. ‐You guys never experimented at all 105 00:03:24,452 --> 00:03:26,690 ‐when you were kids? ‐I‐I had a problem with... 106 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:28,928 thinking that, like, pretty much all inanimate objects 107 00:03:28,961 --> 00:03:30,565 had feelings. 108 00:03:30,598 --> 00:03:32,936 So I was, like, devastated when I threw away 109 00:03:32,969 --> 00:03:34,906 ‐napkins and tissues and stuff. ‐DAVE: Very cute, 110 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,777 but I'm really not interested in the bush‐league stuff. 111 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:39,281 I'm talking about the real nitty‐gritty. 112 00:03:39,315 --> 00:03:41,920 ‐I used to Rollerblade caterpillars in half. ‐(phone chimes) 113 00:03:41,954 --> 00:03:43,491 ‐All right. ‐Yeah. 114 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,229 ‐Kind of satanic. ‐(Ally giggles) 115 00:03:46,262 --> 00:03:47,297 A little bit. 116 00:03:47,331 --> 00:03:48,968 What's so funny, Hoot? 117 00:03:49,001 --> 00:03:50,972 Uh, don't call me Hoot, Dave. 118 00:03:51,005 --> 00:03:52,509 Boundaries. 119 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:53,911 I'm not hitting on you, hotshot, okay? 120 00:03:53,944 --> 00:03:55,782 You're an owl at the end of the day, 121 00:03:55,815 --> 00:03:58,687 ‐and you'll always be an owl. ‐I never crave Indian food, 122 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:00,658 but when I do it, I love it. 123 00:04:00,691 --> 00:04:02,896 That's pretty much exactly how I feel about reading. 124 00:04:04,031 --> 00:04:05,434 (laughs) 125 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:07,906 Is this the goal? 126 00:04:10,277 --> 00:04:12,749 Write any good songs lately? 127 00:04:12,782 --> 00:04:14,351 I don't want to talk about it. 128 00:04:14,385 --> 00:04:15,855 Oh, before I forget, Elz' manager reached out. 129 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,492 Are you aware that he wants credit on every song 130 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,261 ‐on the album he produces? ‐I wasn't even aware 131 00:04:19,295 --> 00:04:20,965 he had a manager, but, you know, if he made the beat, 132 00:04:20,998 --> 00:04:22,569 give him credit‐‐ what do I care? 133 00:04:22,602 --> 00:04:23,904 No, but, like, as an artist. 134 00:04:23,938 --> 00:04:24,739 He wants it: "Lil Dicky featuring Elz." 135 00:04:24,773 --> 00:04:26,008 What? 136 00:04:26,042 --> 00:04:28,446 Yeah, I thought it was weird, too, 137 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,618 ‐but then I just assumed you guys had already discussed it. ‐No, we have not. 138 00:04:30,651 --> 00:04:32,555 Every song featuring Elz? I don't understand. 139 00:04:32,589 --> 00:04:34,659 He's not even an artist. He makes beats. 140 00:04:34,693 --> 00:04:37,397 ‐What about DJ Khaled or, like, even Benny? ‐Yeah, but it's fuckin' Elz. 141 00:04:37,431 --> 00:04:38,399 He's gonna do it manager‐to‐manager, 142 00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:39,435 like a fucking pussy? 143 00:04:39,468 --> 00:04:40,805 What is with him right now? 144 00:04:40,838 --> 00:04:42,942 I don't know if it's a pussy move, Dave. 145 00:04:42,976 --> 00:04:44,345 ‐Oh, my God... ‐People use managers... ‐MOSKOWITZ: There they are. 146 00:04:44,378 --> 00:04:46,082 Big men on campus coming through! 147 00:04:46,115 --> 00:04:47,619 ‐Hi. ‐Little Dicky. 148 00:04:47,652 --> 00:04:49,421 ‐Yeah. Call me Dave. ‐You must be Mike? 149 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,825 ‐Of course, yeah. Good to see you. ‐How was the drive? 150 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,060 You find the place okay? 151 00:04:52,094 --> 00:04:54,633 ‐We just... Google Maps. ‐I zoned out. 152 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:55,535 ‐Uh‐huh. ‐Fabulous home. 153 00:04:55,568 --> 00:04:56,770 Thank you. 154 00:04:56,804 --> 00:04:57,872 ‐Thank you. ‐Where do we, uh...? 155 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,308 ‐Oh. Follow me. ‐Great. 156 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,578 MOSKOWITZ: Look who's here. 157 00:05:00,611 --> 00:05:01,780 ‐Huh? Look who's here. ‐Hi. 158 00:05:01,814 --> 00:05:03,316 ‐Oh. ‐Hey, man. 159 00:05:03,349 --> 00:05:05,086 ‐You okay? Is he...? ‐He's very shy. 160 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,990 ‐Yeah. ‐He's got awful stage fright. 161 00:05:07,024 --> 00:05:08,994 ‐Aw. ‐But honestly, 162 00:05:09,028 --> 00:05:10,898 knowing that LD was gonna be here, 163 00:05:10,932 --> 00:05:12,936 that's helping him get through this whole thing. 164 00:05:12,969 --> 00:05:16,375 So I‐I... I don't know how I can thank you enough 165 00:05:16,409 --> 00:05:17,946 for being here, guys. 166 00:05:17,979 --> 00:05:19,783 ‐Yeah. Yeah. ‐Uh, everything working right? 167 00:05:19,816 --> 00:05:21,787 No, man. This, like, eighth inch is too short, 168 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:23,791 and the speakers are way in my fuckin' ear, 169 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,795 and it's like, dude, how am I supposed to listen to anything 170 00:05:25,828 --> 00:05:28,366 if it's just yelling at me the whole time, you know? 171 00:05:28,399 --> 00:05:29,970 I am so sorry. Shoot. 172 00:05:30,003 --> 00:05:33,376 Um, look, uh, I can get a longer one here by tomorrow. 173 00:05:33,409 --> 00:05:35,548 Just let me know what type of cord you need. 174 00:05:35,581 --> 00:05:38,521 It's really not worth it. Honestly, like, fuck it. 175 00:05:38,554 --> 00:05:40,858 Uh, is there a way that I can move this keyboard, though? 176 00:05:40,892 --> 00:05:42,896 'Cause it's all in my way, and I just need to... 177 00:05:42,929 --> 00:05:46,803 ‐I need some space to... ‐Hmm. Uh, let me think about that. 178 00:05:46,837 --> 00:05:48,507 You know, that‐that's gonna be a little harder. 179 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:50,076 Honestly, please don't trouble yourself. 180 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:51,813 ‐We can be very flexible. ‐It's so light, I can move it 181 00:05:51,847 --> 00:05:53,383 if your arms don't work or something. 182 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:55,120 MOSKOWITZ: No, it's not about the weight. 183 00:05:55,153 --> 00:05:58,727 Uh, our keyboardist is actually blind. 184 00:05:58,761 --> 00:06:01,500 He's an old friend of the family, and... 185 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:03,469 he's already memorized the space. 186 00:06:03,504 --> 00:06:05,875 ‐I could give him a ring. I'll give him a ring. ‐No. No. No. 187 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,579 He's got the lay of the land. 188 00:06:07,612 --> 00:06:09,516 ‐We had a blind dog when I was a kid. ‐Yeah. 189 00:06:09,549 --> 00:06:11,520 My dad, piece of shit, he used to rearrange the furniture 190 00:06:11,553 --> 00:06:13,724 ‐so he'd bump into it to fuck with it. ‐So the... Yeah. 191 00:06:13,757 --> 00:06:15,160 Yeah. So I know what you're going through. 192 00:06:15,193 --> 00:06:17,899 I got it. Hey, you want to not be an asshole 193 00:06:17,932 --> 00:06:20,638 to the guy who's paying us for the event? That'd be great. 194 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,107 Hey, you want to be not an asshole 195 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:24,044 and leave me the fuck alone? 196 00:06:24,078 --> 00:06:25,781 Mm. How about we just sound‐check, how about that? 197 00:06:25,815 --> 00:06:27,952 How about I walk away and you do this by yourself, 198 00:06:27,986 --> 00:06:30,691 ‐since you're so independent? ‐I don't know how to work the equipment... 199 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:32,762 Well, figure it out. 200 00:06:32,795 --> 00:06:35,868 ‐Cool. ‐You're so smart, right? 201 00:06:35,902 --> 00:06:37,805 Yeah, I'll figure it out, no problem. 202 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:39,843 It's an easy job, right? It's not that hard to deejay. 203 00:06:39,876 --> 00:06:42,949 (amplified): Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah! Check, check. 204 00:06:42,982 --> 00:06:45,655 My deejay sucks. 205 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:47,525 Uh, deep‐seated insecurity. 206 00:06:47,558 --> 00:06:49,663 Masked as overconfidence. 207 00:06:49,696 --> 00:06:53,537 (loudly): I'm saying that sometimes I get this white foam around my mouth. 208 00:06:53,570 --> 00:06:55,841 ‐Let me know if you see that. ‐Oh, I will. 209 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:58,146 ‐I don't have it now, do I? ‐DAVE: ...battling insecurity... 210 00:06:58,179 --> 00:07:00,050 ‐No. No. ‐No. 211 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,220 ♪ I'm Elz, I'm so cool, look at who I know ♪ 212 00:07:02,254 --> 00:07:04,224 ♪ Look at where I go, look at my coat, look above my nose ♪ 213 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,496 ♪ I got a pipe cleaner mustache and I'm too big ♪ 214 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:08,734 ♪ For my britch, but I deejay bar mitz... ♪ 215 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:10,203 ‐Walk with me. ‐Great! 216 00:07:10,236 --> 00:07:12,775 Elz, does it sound okay, or no? 217 00:07:12,809 --> 00:07:14,879 Can‐can you please just answer me and tell me 218 00:07:14,913 --> 00:07:17,017 if it sounds good? 219 00:07:20,256 --> 00:07:22,528 (music stops) 220 00:07:22,562 --> 00:07:23,797 (muttering) 221 00:07:23,831 --> 00:07:25,501 (quietly): Big swinging dick, huh? 222 00:07:25,534 --> 00:07:26,803 Let's play. 223 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,239 Dude, I'm just trying to chill. 224 00:07:28,272 --> 00:07:30,243 I thought you had no chill these days. 225 00:07:30,276 --> 00:07:33,049 Right? Did you say that? 226 00:07:39,896 --> 00:07:41,165 Damn, man. 227 00:07:44,773 --> 00:07:46,576 And one. 228 00:07:46,610 --> 00:07:48,246 ‐Fuckin' bum. ‐Good take. Let's go. That's one. 229 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:49,716 MIKE: Nice room. 230 00:07:49,749 --> 00:07:51,887 ‐Beautiful. ‐MOSKOWITZ: Thanks. 231 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,824 Yeah. 232 00:07:53,857 --> 00:07:55,561 Big day tomorrow. 233 00:07:55,594 --> 00:07:58,166 Words can't even describe it, Mike. 234 00:07:58,199 --> 00:08:01,272 We are so proud of him, the man he's becoming. 235 00:08:01,305 --> 00:08:02,809 It's... 236 00:08:02,842 --> 00:08:05,013 it's really special. 237 00:08:06,015 --> 00:08:07,952 I bet. 238 00:08:07,985 --> 00:08:10,223 You got kids of your own? 239 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:12,662 Na... I do. 240 00:08:12,695 --> 00:08:13,931 Yes, I do. 241 00:08:13,964 --> 00:08:16,903 I have a six‐year‐old boy... 242 00:08:16,937 --> 00:08:18,540 ‐Darren. ‐Six. 243 00:08:18,574 --> 00:08:20,845 (chuckles): That's the best age, isn't it? 244 00:08:20,878 --> 00:08:22,214 Yeah. 245 00:08:22,247 --> 00:08:24,184 I thought three was great. 246 00:08:24,218 --> 00:08:26,288 Six is aw... six is better. 247 00:08:26,322 --> 00:08:27,959 We, uh... 248 00:08:27,992 --> 00:08:30,296 had an autism scare... 249 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:32,535 there for a second, yeah. 250 00:08:32,568 --> 00:08:34,672 Biting his teeth. He would bite his bottom teeth. 251 00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:37,177 ‐But, um, we're all good. ‐Oh, let me tell you, 252 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:38,881 the scares never end. 253 00:08:38,914 --> 00:08:41,720 I mean, not the autism thing specifically, but... 254 00:08:41,753 --> 00:08:43,924 Hell, you know what I mean. 255 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,530 You're, uh, you're a special guy. 256 00:08:46,563 --> 00:08:48,534 Aw, Mike, so are you. Thanks. 257 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:49,869 ‐Aw. ‐(chuckles) 258 00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:51,540 I love ya. 259 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,575 Uh... 260 00:08:52,608 --> 00:08:54,913 (chuckles) 261 00:08:54,946 --> 00:08:56,182 (both laughing) 262 00:08:56,215 --> 00:08:58,252 Figure it out! You gotta figure it out! 263 00:08:58,286 --> 00:09:00,056 ‐(Dave grunting) ‐Can't do nothin'. 264 00:09:01,058 --> 00:09:03,664 ELZ: (grunts) Oh, he's a fuckin' bitch! 265 00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:04,799 DAVE: Six‐seven, six‐seven. 266 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,605 ELZ: What's that body like? 267 00:09:07,638 --> 00:09:09,108 What's that body like? 268 00:09:09,141 --> 00:09:10,243 Play the game. Stop fuckin' talking. 269 00:09:11,345 --> 00:09:12,682 ‐Hands off. ‐I'm not even touching you. 270 00:09:12,715 --> 00:09:14,118 (yells) Are you tired? 271 00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:16,222 ‐(raspy panting) ‐Didn't we teach you anything? 272 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:17,759 DAVE: This is, like, a foul. Like, you can't... 273 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:19,027 ELZ: I'm not worried about that too much. 274 00:09:19,061 --> 00:09:20,731 DAVE: Should be worried about it. 275 00:09:20,765 --> 00:09:22,535 That's why I've been running to the left, nigga! 276 00:09:23,336 --> 00:09:25,140 Now whatcha gonna do? 277 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,342 Now what? Now what? Now what? 278 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,680 ‐Look. ‐Off you. Check. 279 00:09:28,714 --> 00:09:30,250 (sighs) 280 00:09:30,283 --> 00:09:32,053 Off you. 281 00:09:32,087 --> 00:09:34,024 What a fuckin' bitch‐ass call, man. 282 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:36,095 I didn't make the rules up. 283 00:09:42,007 --> 00:09:43,342 Foul. 284 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:45,180 What? You didn't foul me? 285 00:09:45,213 --> 00:09:47,184 ‐That's a terrible call. ‐You don't think you fouled me? 286 00:09:47,217 --> 00:09:49,188 ‐No, I think you're... ‐You slapped the shit out of my arm. 287 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:51,192 ‐I barely touched you. ‐You slapped the fuck out of my arm. 288 00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:53,096 ‐It sounds like a bitch. ‐Take it. I don't care. I don't need it. 289 00:09:53,129 --> 00:09:54,899 Take it, take it. Go, go, I don't need it. 290 00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:56,168 ‐Incredibly immature. ‐I gotta go. Oh, yeah, okay. 291 00:09:56,202 --> 00:09:57,939 You told me, you told me. I heard it. 292 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,742 ‐Yeah. Yeah. ‐I heard it, I heard it, I heard it. 293 00:09:59,776 --> 00:10:01,378 ‐You want to tell me again? ‐You've never been mature. 294 00:10:01,412 --> 00:10:02,982 ‐You want to tell me again? ‐Yeah, you've never been mature. 295 00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:04,619 ‐No reach. No reach. ‐All flash. No substance. 296 00:10:04,652 --> 00:10:06,656 No reach. No reach. Bum ass. 297 00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:09,261 You got to make that. 298 00:10:09,294 --> 00:10:10,798 (grunting) 299 00:10:18,179 --> 00:10:21,051 Goddamn, you got to give me some fuckin' credit! 300 00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:22,688 Whoo! 301 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:26,362 ‐Shit! (laughs) ‐Get your manager to ask for it. 302 00:10:27,364 --> 00:10:29,201 How about that? 303 00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:32,374 ‐How about it? ‐Have him...have him call my manager. 304 00:10:32,407 --> 00:10:34,378 Maybe you'll get the credit then. 305 00:10:34,411 --> 00:10:36,650 ‐Maybe I fuckin' will. ‐Yeah. Maybe not. 306 00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,352 (chuckles): Maybe not. Probably not. 307 00:10:38,386 --> 00:10:40,958 ‐Okay. ‐My closest childhood friend, doing me dirty. 308 00:10:40,991 --> 00:10:42,795 ‐You're a fuckin' producer. ‐Produce a game point. 309 00:10:42,829 --> 00:10:44,699 (grunting) 310 00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:46,068 Get off me, nigga. 311 00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:47,872 Foul. I'm foul... 312 00:10:47,905 --> 00:10:50,109 ‐ELZ: Fuck! ‐Foul. I called it. 313 00:10:50,143 --> 00:10:51,345 ‐Easy! ‐I called foul. 314 00:10:51,378 --> 00:10:52,882 ‐Game! ‐I called foul. 315 00:10:52,915 --> 00:10:54,986 ‐Game! Doesn't matter. ‐I called foul! 316 00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,690 ‐I called it! I was intentionally fouling. ‐That's called a game. 317 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,392 What do you mean, you called it? You called my foul? 318 00:10:58,426 --> 00:10:59,963 ‐Yeah. ‐How does that work? 319 00:10:59,996 --> 00:11:00,965 You're a shitty basketball player! 320 00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:02,133 You're a shittier artist! 321 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:04,873 You're a fuckin' bum! 322 00:11:04,906 --> 00:11:08,112 You don't even have a fuckin' album anyway! 323 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,149 (insects chirping) 324 00:11:11,151 --> 00:11:12,688 Good game. 325 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,909 Oh... why don't you stay? 326 00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:25,413 ‐I can't. I got to wake up early. ‐Okay, fine. 327 00:11:25,446 --> 00:11:28,820 I got to do this, like, Jewish mar vista thing tomorrow. 328 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,758 A bar mitzvah? 329 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,196 I think it's like a quinceañera for the Jews. 330 00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:35,166 But you know I ain't really into all that religious shit 331 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,235 ‐like that, but... ‐Come on. 332 00:11:36,268 --> 00:11:38,005 I'm into you. (kisses) 333 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:40,778 ‐Then stay. ‐I can't, man. I gotta wiggle. 334 00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:42,247 ‐Okay. ‐All right, shorty. 335 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,117 ‐Be safe. ‐All right. 336 00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:55,073 You got to be kidding me. 337 00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:57,077 Where the fuck my car go? 338 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,126 Fuck. 339 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:09,268 Paloma? 340 00:12:09,301 --> 00:12:12,173 Man, what is her last name? 341 00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:13,844 Damn. 342 00:12:13,877 --> 00:12:15,213 Fuck. 343 00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:19,121 Fuck, dawg. 344 00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:21,425 This shit is crazy, dude. 345 00:12:34,451 --> 00:12:35,854 Yo. 346 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,527 Hey, y'all sell iPhone chargers? 347 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,129 Huh? 348 00:12:40,163 --> 00:12:43,436 iPhone chargers. Do y'all sell iPhone chargers? 349 00:12:44,438 --> 00:12:46,375 Right there in the back. 350 00:12:47,377 --> 00:12:48,513 Nah, the other one. 351 00:12:48,547 --> 00:12:49,983 The white one. 352 00:12:50,016 --> 00:12:51,820 Yeah. 353 00:12:51,853 --> 00:12:53,255 Ten dollar. 354 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,159 (Gata sighs) 355 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:05,446 Hey, you think you could charge it up for me, though? 356 00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:08,285 No. 357 00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:10,323 For real? 358 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,960 No. 359 00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:13,864 Man... (scoffs) 360 00:13:14,999 --> 00:13:16,836 Hey, what's up, O. G.? 361 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:19,074 You mind if I get back there and see if there's an outlet? 362 00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:20,944 I got a couple dollars for you, man. 363 00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:22,380 I ain't trying to make you uncomfortable. 364 00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:24,151 I just need to charge my phone. 365 00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:26,589 No! 366 00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:28,292 No touch! 367 00:13:28,326 --> 00:13:30,296 ‐Are you serious? ‐No! 368 00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,300 I'm just trying to charge my phone, bro. 369 00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:35,273 ‐Go away, man! ‐(scoffs) 370 00:13:35,306 --> 00:13:37,277 Hey, sir, my phone's dead, man. 371 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,515 ‐You mind if I use your car charger? ‐Sorry. 372 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:41,920 (car alarm chirps) 373 00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:43,489 (sighs heavily) 374 00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:48,099 (insects chirping) 375 00:13:53,643 --> 00:13:55,480 (dogs barking in distance) 376 00:13:55,514 --> 00:13:58,452 Why the fuck this shit got to happen to me? 377 00:14:08,573 --> 00:14:09,976 (sighs) 378 00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:21,566 (knocking) 379 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,202 GATA: Hey. 380 00:14:23,235 --> 00:14:25,473 Can I use a wall outlet to charge my phone? 381 00:14:25,507 --> 00:14:28,547 ‐We're not open. ‐Man, I need some help. It's late out here. 382 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,949 Sorry, man. 383 00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:32,187 Man, come... (scoffs) 384 00:14:37,565 --> 00:14:39,602 ♪ ♪ 385 00:14:48,385 --> 00:14:49,922 (sighs) 386 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,960 (insects chirping) 387 00:15:19,549 --> 00:15:21,351 (vehicle approaching) 388 00:15:33,476 --> 00:15:35,514 (muttering) 389 00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:47,003 (whispers): Oh, fuck. 390 00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:49,441 (phone chimes) 391 00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:51,111 (exhales) 392 00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:53,315 (phone keys clicking) 393 00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:58,727 (line ringing) 394 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,697 (quietly): Hello? 395 00:16:00,731 --> 00:16:02,701 Hey, my name is Davionte Ganter. 396 00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:05,306 My car just got towed. 397 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:09,715 It's a gold 2004 Chevy Impala. 398 00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:12,287 Okay. 3241 Mill Street. 399 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,357 All right. Thank you. 400 00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:19,502 3241 Mill Street. 3241 Mill Street. 401 00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,587 ‐Thank you. ‐Mm‐hmm. 402 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,425 (closes door) 403 00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:40,376 (groans) Fuck, man. 404 00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:44,384 Yo! 405 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,531 (takes deep breath) 406 00:16:50,564 --> 00:16:52,601 (mutters) 407 00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:58,145 (scoffs) 408 00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:04,057 ♪ ♪ 409 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,094 (sighs heavily) 410 00:17:09,702 --> 00:17:11,739 ♪ ♪ 411 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,809 How long do I have to do this shit? 412 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,213 Contractually, you got to talk to him for 20 minutes. 413 00:17:32,247 --> 00:17:34,585 ‐I'll give him 25, 'cause I like this. ‐Attaboy. 414 00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:37,758 I might as well just get it over with, then. 415 00:17:38,727 --> 00:17:40,631 ‐All right, well... ‐What is that? What was that? 416 00:17:40,664 --> 00:17:42,433 ‐What? ‐Be the bigger man. 417 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:45,339 No. He's‐he's wrong, and I'm not... No way. 418 00:17:45,373 --> 00:17:47,511 All right, guys, uh, 419 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,749 you mind if I join this group of Jewish boys? 420 00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:52,086 Or I suppose there's multiracial things happening. 421 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,090 But can I hang out with you? 422 00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:55,761 ‐BOYS: Yeah. ‐Um... 423 00:17:55,794 --> 00:17:58,198 which one of you guys has the biggest cock? 424 00:17:58,232 --> 00:17:59,535 (laughter) 425 00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:02,240 All right, let's go, let's hang out. 426 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,126 MIKE: My boy Darren is such an athlete. 427 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,130 I've broken up four or five fights on the T‐ball field, 428 00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:15,667 'cause he just gets so into it. 429 00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:17,805 ‐Really? ‐He‐he charges the mound almost every game. 430 00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:19,441 ‐In T‐ball? ‐A hundred percent. 431 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,811 ‐Wow. ‐And is he running through first? 432 00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:22,313 I always tell him, "Run through, turn right. 433 00:18:22,347 --> 00:18:24,184 You turn left, you're live." 434 00:18:24,217 --> 00:18:26,288 ‐Uh‐huh. ‐So he's gotten in a couple of scraps, and... 435 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:28,593 and that's something that I need to work on, to be honest. 436 00:18:28,627 --> 00:18:30,429 You know, it's got to be a love in there. 437 00:18:30,463 --> 00:18:32,166 It can't just be all aggro. 438 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,703 You got to love the kid. 439 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:34,872 You know? 440 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,709 ‐Lechayim. Yeah. ‐Lechayim. 441 00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:38,713 Look at me. My life on paper couldn't be better. 442 00:18:38,747 --> 00:18:40,216 I'm actually a rapper. 443 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,853 I go around the country and I get sucked. 444 00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:44,457 And still‐‐ even still‐‐ my life pales in comparison 445 00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:46,829 to the lives you're living right now. 446 00:18:46,863 --> 00:18:49,568 It's so much more fun to be a kid than any other time in life. 447 00:18:49,602 --> 00:18:51,438 Have you met Lil Nas X? 448 00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:52,641 No. 449 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,512 Uh, you ever pass each other out? 450 00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:56,315 What's that? 451 00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:57,885 That's where you put your hands on the one person's neck 452 00:18:57,918 --> 00:19:00,356 until you lose oxygen, you black out and faint. 453 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,195 No? I used to do it with my deejay all the time. 454 00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:04,331 It was amazing. 455 00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:05,767 ‐Elz, right? ‐Yeah. 456 00:19:05,801 --> 00:19:08,372 I know your whole crew. You guys are savages. 457 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,644 Thank you. Yeah, we, uh, we grew up together. 458 00:19:10,677 --> 00:19:12,480 We would always, honestly, compete 459 00:19:12,514 --> 00:19:14,351 over who could do the craziest shit. 460 00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:16,823 Speaking of shit, have you ever shit on each other's shit? 461 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,862 Laxatives. Eat the laxatives. Come in. 462 00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,933 Gut full of laxatives. Shit. 463 00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:24,772 Next guy comes in ready to pop. Polaroid camera. Picture. 464 00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:26,909 Post it all over the lockers at school. 465 00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:28,947 We'd get canceled if we did that. 466 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,884 Oh, my God, are you kidding? 467 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:33,623 ‐You guys worry about cancel culture? ‐You have to. 468 00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,226 You have the perfect alibi. 469 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:36,562 You're young. You don't know any better. 470 00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:38,500 Your brains aren't even fully formed. 471 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:41,438 Like, the grooves in your skull aren't even, like, creased. 472 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,941 ‐Huh. ‐MOSKOWITZ: Tell me, 473 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,779 ‐what's your, uh, wife do? ‐Mm. 474 00:19:44,812 --> 00:19:46,516 Other than break my wallet? 475 00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:48,686 ‐(laughs) ‐I know that feeling. 476 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,526 ‐I know you do. I saw. This is unbelievable. ‐(laughing) 477 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,362 ‐This is remarkable, this home. ‐Yeah. 478 00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:55,701 Uh, she's a bleeding‐heart liberal, to the max. 479 00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:57,437 We are. I'm as far left as it goes. 480 00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:59,441 I'm so far left I might come back around. 481 00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:00,777 ‐Uh‐huh. ‐Uh, she, uh, 482 00:20:00,811 --> 00:20:02,246 the company is called Climace. 483 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,415 ‐Climace. ‐Have you never heard of it? 484 00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:04,785 ‐No. ‐They... 485 00:20:04,819 --> 00:20:06,789 What they do is, they combat climate change 486 00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:09,461 and racism at the same time, simultaneously. 487 00:20:09,495 --> 00:20:10,664 ‐Really? ‐It's such a great organization, 488 00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:12,400 but the name is bad, you know. 489 00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:13,803 We're big BLM'ers. 490 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,540 Are you into... are you BLM? 491 00:20:15,574 --> 00:20:17,410 ‐Well, of course. Yeah. ‐Of cour... Yes. 492 00:20:17,443 --> 00:20:19,013 The whole time, I thought there would only be 493 00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:20,483 the small, faint amount, and then you're done. 494 00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:22,353 'Cause there's nothing else there. 495 00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:23,857 I couldn't imagine that you'd do another one, and there'd be... 496 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,694 I‐I was mind‐blown. I thought, I didn't realize 497 00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:27,798 you're supposed to wipe until there's literally nothing there. 498 00:20:27,831 --> 00:20:29,401 'Cause I thought, if it's that faint, 499 00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:31,304 there can't possibly be more. 500 00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:33,008 I mean, back when I was your age, the first time 501 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:35,413 I ever jerked off, I used my own thoughts. 502 00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:37,483 I mean, if I tried to do that now, 503 00:20:37,518 --> 00:20:40,557 the women would turn to sand and blow away in the wind. 504 00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:43,295 ‐Why? ‐'Cause we're overly stimulated now. 505 00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,967 Isn't it crazy that "boner" is the best option we have 506 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:48,305 to, like, refer to a hard penis? 507 00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:50,443 "Hard‐on"? Like, anyone is... you're white trash 508 00:20:50,476 --> 00:20:51,846 if you say "hard‐on." 509 00:20:51,879 --> 00:20:53,750 You know? And I mean no disrespect 510 00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:55,987 to any of you guys who might be white trash. 511 00:20:59,728 --> 00:21:02,467 No, he told me on his own. 512 00:21:02,501 --> 00:21:03,670 Mm. 513 00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:09,748 No, it was really just a test to see how he'd react. 514 00:21:09,782 --> 00:21:12,453 I don't even need the credit. 515 00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:14,023 I don't know if it's worth it anymore. 516 00:21:14,057 --> 00:21:16,027 DAVE: If it makes you feel any better, 517 00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:19,000 I feel the exact same way now as I did when I was your age. 518 00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:20,469 Like, mentally, in terms of, like, 519 00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:22,473 the voices narrating my thoughts‐‐ 520 00:21:22,508 --> 00:21:24,645 it's a 13‐year‐old boy's voice, still. 521 00:21:24,678 --> 00:21:26,649 My Torah passage makes it such a big deal, 522 00:21:26,682 --> 00:21:28,352 you know, becoming a man. 523 00:21:28,385 --> 00:21:29,822 Ugh. Come on, Torah‐schmorah. 524 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,492 You really believe that horseshit? 525 00:21:31,526 --> 00:21:33,797 God made a man out of a woman's rib? 526 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,667 What is it, a five‐inch man? 527 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,336 You know, all that you really need to realize, 528 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:39,407 Jakey, is you're getting older, 529 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,346 and so perhaps start thinking about being more mature 530 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:44,017 here and there and more responsible. 531 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,021 ‐That's all it is. ‐But you just said 532 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,660 you're the same way you've always been. 533 00:21:48,693 --> 00:21:51,398 Yeah, but... 534 00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:55,674 ...you don't want to be like me, okay? 535 00:21:55,707 --> 00:21:57,911 ‐Yeah, we do. ‐OTHERS: Yeah. 536 00:21:57,945 --> 00:21:59,548 No, you don't. 537 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:06,328 ♪ ♪ 538 00:22:12,941 --> 00:22:15,012 (muttering) 539 00:22:16,983 --> 00:22:18,887 Yo. 540 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,924 ‐Mm‐mm. ‐Seriously... can we go talk for a second? 541 00:22:20,957 --> 00:22:22,393 For what? 542 00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,430 ‐I'm being serious. ‐About what? 543 00:22:24,464 --> 00:22:25,834 ‐Just come on. I'm just... ‐You're being so dramatic, though. 544 00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:27,671 Just come on. It's not that big of a deal. 545 00:22:27,704 --> 00:22:28,940 The longer we let this bubble up, 546 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,710 the more it's gonna suck, so let's just... 547 00:22:30,744 --> 00:22:31,979 "Bubble up"? Why you acting like such a bitch, bro? 548 00:22:32,013 --> 00:22:33,783 Why is it such a dick‐swinging contest? 549 00:22:33,816 --> 00:22:35,921 A dick‐swinging contest? Dude, nothing is dick‐swinging. 550 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:37,724 ‐Just grow the fuck up and stop acting like a bitch. ‐Me grow up? 551 00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:38,826 ‐You... How...? ‐You grow up. 552 00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:40,497 I've never even... 553 00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:53,455 Bro. 554 00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:55,025 (sighs) I don't know. 555 00:22:55,994 --> 00:22:58,533 ‐Dude. ‐I don't... I'm trying to... 556 00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:00,570 I'm trying to find the words, too, but... 557 00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:02,574 I'm trying to think about what it was that they were... 558 00:23:02,608 --> 00:23:03,977 I can't even... 559 00:23:04,010 --> 00:23:05,981 I mean, should we say anything to these people, 560 00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:08,151 or is this, like, textbook boyhood experimentation, right? 561 00:23:08,185 --> 00:23:09,755 ‐Like... ‐Not my job, bro. 562 00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,626 I just think about the stuff we used to do, 563 00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:13,563 ‐like, with the marker and, like, the... ‐Okay, enough. 564 00:23:13,596 --> 00:23:15,834 ‐But that doesn't matter to me, because... ‐MOSKOWITZ: Hey! Hey! 565 00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:18,005 ‐JAKEY: Dad! ‐Can I have a word with you guys? 566 00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:19,842 Yeah. Sure. 567 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,446 Any idea what this is? 568 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,816 ‐Hmm? ‐Oh. 569 00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:25,987 Why would you post that on TikTok? 570 00:23:26,021 --> 00:23:27,490 Are you out of your mind, Jakey? 571 00:23:27,524 --> 00:23:28,893 ‐I'm so... I mean... ‐So you do know. 572 00:23:28,927 --> 00:23:30,597 ‐JAKEY: Dad! ‐I had to get this sent to me 573 00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:32,601 ‐by another parent. ‐Dad! ‐I'm sorry. 574 00:23:32,634 --> 00:23:33,870 ‐That's got nothing to do with us. ‐Whoa, whoa. 575 00:23:33,903 --> 00:23:35,439 We didn't do anything about that. 576 00:23:35,472 --> 00:23:36,742 ‐We just happened to walk... ‐We walked in... 577 00:23:36,776 --> 00:23:39,480 No, no. Jakey told me that you said 578 00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:41,184 that because his brain isn't fully formed, 579 00:23:41,217 --> 00:23:43,589 that he can do whatever he wants? 580 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,894 So out of context. Like, there was a whole circle of trust 581 00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:47,598 ‐that was... ‐Oh, a‐and what's this 582 00:23:47,631 --> 00:23:50,971 I hear about cunnilingus on a marsupial? 583 00:23:51,004 --> 00:23:53,710 Hamster's a rodent, and it's... it's a cautionary tale 584 00:23:53,743 --> 00:23:55,479 ‐and it's got nothing to do with what... ‐I don't give... 585 00:23:55,513 --> 00:23:56,749 ‐We had nothing to do with that. ‐I don't... I do not care! 586 00:23:56,782 --> 00:23:58,018 ‐Okay. ‐All right? 587 00:23:58,051 --> 00:23:59,888 You should be ashamed of yourself. 588 00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:01,759 ‐Both of you. Get out of my house. ‐I mean, what‐‐ 589 00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:04,130 how do you think he talks? What do you think happens when he...? 590 00:24:04,163 --> 00:24:05,900 ‐What does it matter? We get paid on the back end. ‐He listens to Lil Dicky... 591 00:24:05,934 --> 00:24:08,138 I'm not paying you any more money, not another dollar! 592 00:24:08,171 --> 00:24:10,142 ‐Bro. ‐No. You just lea... 593 00:24:10,175 --> 00:24:11,946 ‐What do you mean? ‐But you need to leave right now. 594 00:24:11,979 --> 00:24:13,683 When you have a contract with somebody, 595 00:24:13,716 --> 00:24:15,620 you just have to pay them the money that they're owed. 596 00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,056 Hey, you want to control your posse? Huh? 597 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,760 ‐Oh, my God. ‐Posse? Get a grip. 598 00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:20,162 It's a very racially charged word, "posse," okay? 599 00:24:20,195 --> 00:24:21,866 Why don't you think about the things you say? 600 00:24:21,899 --> 00:24:23,168 ‐Racially charged? ‐He's my fucking friend, okay? 601 00:24:23,201 --> 00:24:24,772 ‐Hey, hey, hey. ‐You booked Lil Dicky. 602 00:24:24,805 --> 00:24:26,542 ‐I don't know what you expect. ‐I can't believe 603 00:24:26,575 --> 00:24:28,045 that you let Darren hang around with these perverts! 604 00:24:28,078 --> 00:24:30,817 ‐Who the fuck is Darren? ‐No, get the hell out right now! 605 00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:32,788 ‐This is a chain reaction that you started. ‐Leave right now! 606 00:24:32,821 --> 00:24:34,958 ‐I didn't start anything! You guys started it! ‐Fine, all right. 607 00:24:34,992 --> 00:24:36,896 ‐I'm sorry, Jakey. ‐Get out of my house now! ‐JAKEY: Now they're leaving! 608 00:24:36,929 --> 00:24:39,635 Your fault! You're the worst dad ever! 609 00:24:39,668 --> 00:24:40,804 You just suck it up, okay? 610 00:24:40,837 --> 00:24:42,073 ‐MIKE: Hey. ‐Don't have a fit! 611 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,876 It's his bar mitzvah. 612 00:24:48,285 --> 00:24:50,222 (Elz chuckles) 613 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,561 (both laugh) 614 00:24:52,594 --> 00:24:54,531 I can't believe that kid posted that on TikTok. 615 00:24:54,565 --> 00:24:56,101 ELZ: I was thinking the same thing. I can't believe 616 00:24:56,134 --> 00:24:58,539 that we got kicked out of another fucking bar mitzvah bro. 617 00:24:58,573 --> 00:25:00,577 ‐What the fuck is going on? ‐We should've just called in a bomb threat. 618 00:25:00,610 --> 00:25:03,248 ‐We were such assholes back then. ‐You were the bigger asshole 619 00:25:03,281 --> 00:25:06,822 ‐when we were kids, for the record. ‐I was the bigger asshole? 620 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:10,563 We were both pretty bad. 621 00:25:10,597 --> 00:25:12,667 Yeah. 622 00:25:12,701 --> 00:25:14,605 What are you doing? 623 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,243 Being a bigger asshole. 624 00:25:17,276 --> 00:25:19,615 ‐DAVE: Oh... my God. ‐Go! 625 00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:21,852 ‐Go, fucking go! ‐Get out! Get out! Go! Come on, it's time! 626 00:25:21,886 --> 00:25:23,856 ‐Come on, piggy boy! ‐Come on, it's time! It's time! 627 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,560 ‐We're free! We're free! ‐Come on! Come on! 628 00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:28,231 Save your soul. Save your soul, llama. 629 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,235 Come on, Pig Newton. It's time to go, Pig Newton. 630 00:25:30,269 --> 00:25:32,574 Aah! Aah! (mock sobbing) 631 00:25:32,607 --> 00:25:34,678 Go! Go! Yes, yes, yes! 632 00:25:34,712 --> 00:25:36,114 Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Where'd you park? 633 00:25:36,147 --> 00:25:37,283 Uh, this way. 634 00:25:37,316 --> 00:25:39,555 (both laughing) 635 00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,563 (lowing) 636 00:25:47,771 --> 00:25:50,008 (bleating) 637 00:25:52,213 --> 00:25:54,618 (quietly): What the fuck? 638 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,724 That's crazy. 639 00:25:57,758 --> 00:26:00,797 (lowing, bleating) 640 00:26:09,147 --> 00:26:11,117 JAKEY: No, d‐don't leave. 641 00:26:11,151 --> 00:26:12,119 (horse neighs) 642 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,290 Gata! Gata! Gata! 643 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,796 I‐It's my bar mitzvah, 644 00:26:16,829 --> 00:26:19,902 and my dad just kicked out LD, a‐and now everyone's leaving. 645 00:26:19,935 --> 00:26:21,772 What you mean LD got kicked out? 646 00:26:21,806 --> 00:26:24,778 I‐I know all your songs. You guys are my favorites. 647 00:26:24,812 --> 00:26:26,080 Just please help. 648 00:26:26,114 --> 00:26:27,951 (panting): Please. 649 00:26:27,984 --> 00:26:30,322 ‐I got you, bro. I'm gonna hook you up, man. ‐Okay. 650 00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:31,759 ‐(electronic chime) ‐Okay. 651 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:33,128 This for you, man. 652 00:26:33,161 --> 00:26:34,765 ‐You say it's your bar mitzvah? ‐Yes. Yes. 653 00:26:34,798 --> 00:26:36,635 ‐I got you, bro. ‐Let's go. 654 00:26:36,669 --> 00:26:37,804 ‐Okay. ‐Come on, man. 655 00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:39,040 ‐Yeah. ‐You ready? 656 00:26:39,073 --> 00:26:40,309 ‐Yeah. ‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪ 657 00:26:40,342 --> 00:26:42,179 ♪ Check, check, check, check ♪ 658 00:26:42,213 --> 00:26:43,916 ♪ 'Cause I got my‐‐ shorty wanna check ♪ 659 00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,653 ♪ Check, check, check ♪ 660 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,323 ♪ 'Cause I got my ♪ 661 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,160 ♪ Shorty wanna check, check, check, check ♪ 662 00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:50,162 ♪ 'Cause I got my‐‐ shorty wanna... ♪ 663 00:26:50,195 --> 00:26:52,066 Guys, come on! Gata! Gata! 664 00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:53,769 ♪ Check, check, man, you need to check up ♪ 665 00:26:53,803 --> 00:26:55,940 ♪ Real paper in my Paper Denims ♪ 666 00:26:55,974 --> 00:26:57,309 ♪ Real nigga gonna pay for dinner ♪ 667 00:26:57,343 --> 00:26:59,681 ♪ Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry ♪ 668 00:26:59,715 --> 00:27:01,217 ♪ What I love, calamari ♪ 669 00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:03,054 ♪ The good life ain't new to me ♪ 670 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,925 ♪ Tell me what you're gonna do for me ♪ 671 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,194 ♪ I'm with two hos, that's two for three ♪ 672 00:27:06,227 --> 00:27:07,931 ♪ Really pimpin' like, really? ♪ 673 00:27:07,964 --> 00:27:09,935 ♪ Hold up, baby, I'm boomin' ♪ 674 00:27:09,968 --> 00:27:11,672 ♪ Cameras on me, they zoomin' ♪ 675 00:27:11,705 --> 00:27:13,375 ♪ I pray to God I don't lose it ♪ 676 00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:14,978 ♪ Spike Lee make a movie ♪ 677 00:27:15,012 --> 00:27:17,216 ♪ About everything I'm doin' ♪ 678 00:27:17,249 --> 00:27:19,086 ♪ These Benjamins I'm pursuin' ♪ 679 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,057 ♪ I'm after Jacksons, I'm the captain ♪ 680 00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:22,828 ♪ At the dinner table with some black napkins ♪ 681 00:27:22,861 --> 00:27:24,263 ♪ Check, check, check, check ♪ 682 00:27:24,297 --> 00:27:26,267 ♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪ 683 00:27:26,301 --> 00:27:27,838 ♪ Shorty wanna check, check, check, check ♪ 684 00:27:27,871 --> 00:27:29,708 ♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪ 685 00:27:29,741 --> 00:27:31,745 ♪ Shorty wanna check, check, check, check ♪ 686 00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:33,749 ‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪ ‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪ 687 00:27:33,783 --> 00:27:35,352 ♪ Check, check, check, check ♪ 688 00:27:35,385 --> 00:27:37,256 ♪ Man, you need to check up ♪ 689 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:39,293 ♪ ♪ 690 00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:53,154 ♪ All hundos, just for fun, though ♪ 691 00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:55,025 ♪ Swordfish, that's for lunch, though ♪ 692 00:27:55,058 --> 00:27:56,762 ♪ Room service, my breakfast ♪ 693 00:27:56,795 --> 00:27:58,699 ♪ 24‐7 I'm flexin' ♪ 694 00:27:58,733 --> 00:28:00,402 ‐♪ Jackboys wanna jack the boy ♪ ‐♪ Nope ♪ 695 00:28:00,435 --> 00:28:02,172 ♪ 'Cause they know I'm 'bout my stacks, boy ♪ 696 00:28:02,206 --> 00:28:03,910 ♪ Money preachin' like Pastor Troy ♪ 697 00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:05,780 ♪ I'm the man, girl, ask your boy ♪ 698 00:28:05,813 --> 00:28:07,851 ♪ Check, check, check, check ♪ 699 00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:09,253 ‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪ ‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪ 700 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:11,291 ♪ Check, check, check, check ♪ 701 00:28:11,324 --> 00:28:12,861 ‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪ ‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪ 702 00:28:12,894 --> 00:28:14,865 ♪ Check, check, check, check ♪ 703 00:28:14,898 --> 00:28:16,401 ‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪ ‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪ 704 00:28:16,434 --> 00:28:18,038 ♪ Check, check, check, check ♪ 705 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,108 ♪ Man, you need to check up. ♪ 706 00:28:31,331 --> 00:28:33,368 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org