1 00:00:01,112 --> 00:00:05,354 (second movement of Schubert's Piano Trio No. 2 playing) 2 00:00:10,665 --> 00:00:14,706 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:23,591 (electronic chime) 4 00:00:25,294 --> 00:00:26,564 (turns off music) 5 00:00:29,636 --> 00:00:31,607 DAVE: ♪ Kareem Abdul ♪ 6 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,476 ♪ Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar ♪ 7 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:35,380 ♪ These hooks got me scoring ♪ 8 00:00:35,414 --> 00:00:37,686 ‐♪ See me coming from afar ♪ ‐♪ Hey ♪ 9 00:00:37,719 --> 00:00:39,455 ‐♪ Kareem Abdul ♪ ‐♪ Hey, hey ♪ 10 00:00:39,488 --> 00:00:41,292 ‐♪ Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar ♪ ‐♪ Hey ♪ 11 00:00:41,326 --> 00:00:43,396 ‐♪ Hey ♪ ‐♪ This is my lane ♪ 12 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:45,400 ‐♪ Let me show ya how to ball ♪ ‐♪ Ah, yeah. ♪ 13 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:51,212 (alarm clock ringing) 14 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:56,657 (moans softly) 15 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,728 (alarm clock continues ringing) 16 00:01:00,765 --> 00:01:03,270 (yawns) 17 00:01:03,303 --> 00:01:05,140 (beeping continues) 18 00:01:05,173 --> 00:01:06,442 (moans softly) 19 00:01:07,612 --> 00:01:09,516 (alarm shuts off) 20 00:01:12,756 --> 00:01:14,091 Uh... 21 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,528 (gasps) Oh, my God! 22 00:01:15,561 --> 00:01:17,097 No, it's okay. I'm just peeing sitting down. 23 00:01:17,131 --> 00:01:18,400 ‐(urine spattering) ‐No poop. 24 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:19,803 How's your back? 25 00:01:19,836 --> 00:01:22,709 Oh, it's turning into something different. 26 00:01:22,742 --> 00:01:25,480 I need a little privacy. Sorry. 27 00:01:25,515 --> 00:01:26,717 Oh, fuck. 28 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,821 ‐(Dave grunts) ‐Okay. 29 00:01:28,854 --> 00:01:30,157 What are we doing, hospital corners? 30 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,359 ‐No. ‐What's your process? 31 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,596 ‐I got it. ‐Meet me in... All right. 32 00:01:32,629 --> 00:01:34,365 ‐Just like this. ‐Whew! 33 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,670 Uh, did you sleep okay? 34 00:01:36,704 --> 00:01:38,373 Oh, my God, I was like Rumpelstiltskin. 35 00:01:38,406 --> 00:01:39,810 Are you kiddin'? It was great. 36 00:01:39,843 --> 00:01:41,647 Slept like a baby under a rock. 37 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,283 Here, I got it, I got it. 38 00:01:43,316 --> 00:01:45,320 All right, I'll let you, uh... 39 00:01:45,354 --> 00:01:48,426 tend to the‐‐ oh, my God, Monchichi! 40 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:50,798 It's been so long since I've seen you. What? 41 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,138 Yeah, Mama's been doing drugs. 42 00:01:54,171 --> 00:01:57,545 ‐Oxys, I think, maybe speed. ‐Uh, Dave, I... I've got to go to work. 43 00:01:57,579 --> 00:01:59,816 ‐Is there anything else that you need, or...? ‐I'm just talking to Monchichi. 44 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:01,654 Oh, whoa. What are you doing here? 45 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:04,125 I slept on the couch‐‐ no funny business. 46 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,396 I was just tending to her, uh, 47 00:02:06,429 --> 00:02:08,400 ‐back issue. ‐I see. 48 00:02:08,433 --> 00:02:09,770 ALLY: No. 49 00:02:09,803 --> 00:02:12,274 There's nothing to see. 50 00:02:12,308 --> 00:02:13,544 I see. 51 00:02:13,577 --> 00:02:15,480 ALLY: Okay. 52 00:02:15,515 --> 00:02:18,621 Hey, how would you feel about hanging out more intentionally? 53 00:02:18,654 --> 00:02:20,892 Say... tomorrow night? 54 00:02:20,925 --> 00:02:22,428 Uh, I... You know what? 55 00:02:22,461 --> 00:02:24,231 Tomorrow I actually have a thing. 56 00:02:24,265 --> 00:02:26,402 ‐I got a work... work thing. ‐Oh. 57 00:02:26,436 --> 00:02:28,206 You know, my Instagram stalking has showed me 58 00:02:28,239 --> 00:02:29,876 that you now teach seventh graders. 59 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:32,181 ‐Yes. ‐Uh, do you, like, find yourself working more 60 00:02:32,214 --> 00:02:33,851 because they have a higher level of consciousness? 61 00:02:33,884 --> 00:02:35,454 No. No. 62 00:02:35,487 --> 00:02:38,259 Uh, it's just that t‐tomorrow after school 63 00:02:38,293 --> 00:02:40,297 I'm hosting this fundraising event 64 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:41,466 ‐for the kids. ‐Oh, cool. 65 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,736 ‐That's awesome. ‐Yeah, they cut 66 00:02:42,769 --> 00:02:43,738 the funding for the arts program, 67 00:02:43,771 --> 00:02:44,940 and I'm trying to save it, 68 00:02:44,973 --> 00:02:46,309 ‐but it's whatever. ‐Not cool. 69 00:02:46,342 --> 00:02:47,645 EMMA: Talk your shit, girl. 70 00:02:47,679 --> 00:02:49,448 ‐I gotta... I gotta go. ‐If I... Okay. 71 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:51,185 I'd love to hear more. But what about Thursday? 72 00:02:51,219 --> 00:02:53,189 ‐Maybe. Maybe. ‐Okay, I'll text you. 73 00:02:53,223 --> 00:02:54,626 ‐I'll get in your calendar. ‐Okay. 74 00:02:54,659 --> 00:02:56,697 ‐Okay, say bye to Monchichi. ‐Bye. 75 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:58,634 (groans) Bye. 76 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:00,972 Hmm, you deserve a proper goodbye. 77 00:03:01,005 --> 00:03:02,542 Okay, for real, though. 78 00:03:02,575 --> 00:03:03,911 Did you guys hook up? 79 00:03:03,944 --> 00:03:05,213 No. 80 00:03:05,247 --> 00:03:07,619 I actually vomited on her. 81 00:03:07,652 --> 00:03:09,623 I don't even want to know more. 82 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,593 What? You know everything. I just told you. 83 00:03:11,627 --> 00:03:12,962 Mm‐mm. 84 00:03:12,996 --> 00:03:14,465 Okay. 85 00:03:14,499 --> 00:03:16,904 (engine roaring on video game) 86 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,341 (grunts) 87 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:21,780 MIKE: Kareem heard your song. 88 00:03:21,814 --> 00:03:23,483 Huh? What song? 89 00:03:23,517 --> 00:03:24,886 Who's Kareem? 90 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,623 Are you serious, Dave? 91 00:03:26,657 --> 00:03:29,896 Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar heard "Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar." 92 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:31,466 ‐No, he didn't. ‐Yeah. 93 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,537 ‐His manager just emailed me. ‐Wow! 94 00:03:33,571 --> 00:03:35,508 ‐Mm‐hmm. ‐It's been out for a year and a half. 95 00:03:35,541 --> 00:03:38,012 ‐He's hearing it now? ‐He's 73, Dave. 96 00:03:38,046 --> 00:03:39,516 Kareem the Dream? 97 00:03:39,549 --> 00:03:41,319 The leading scorer in NBA history? 98 00:03:41,352 --> 00:03:43,491 ‐That's the guy. ‐Is sitting over there listening to LD? 99 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,460 Wait till he hears your debut album Penith. 100 00:03:45,495 --> 00:03:47,632 ‐If you ever write it. ‐Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna love it. 101 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:49,836 Man, the piss is just, it's shooting out of my dick 102 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:51,740 right now with this new information. 103 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,677 Good job, Mike. Way to... I don't know if you did anything, 104 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:54,913 ‐but good job. ‐I did. 105 00:03:54,946 --> 00:03:57,284 Ah, man! Unbelievable. 106 00:03:57,317 --> 00:03:58,621 Yeah, he wants to meet you today. 107 00:03:58,654 --> 00:03:59,756 What is with this doorknob? 108 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:01,359 He wants to meet me today? 109 00:04:01,392 --> 00:04:02,461 Yeah, today. 110 00:04:02,495 --> 00:04:03,964 This is‐‐ Ah! What a dream! 111 00:04:03,998 --> 00:04:05,535 The man made of silk? 112 00:04:05,568 --> 00:04:06,904 ‐Uh‐huh. ‐And me? 113 00:04:06,937 --> 00:04:08,306 What are we gonna do? This is unbelie... 114 00:04:08,339 --> 00:04:09,709 I'm gonna touch his head and... 115 00:04:09,743 --> 00:04:11,012 kiss‐‐ I might kiss his face. 116 00:04:11,045 --> 00:04:12,549 ‐Don't... ‐I got to piss so fu... 117 00:04:12,582 --> 00:04:13,984 ‐Don't touch or kiss him, Dave. ‐Hey. 118 00:04:14,018 --> 00:04:16,322 What's with the bathroom door? It's not opening. 119 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:17,759 ‐Turn the knob. Try turning it the other way. ‐I turned it, so... 120 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,596 Can you fix this? 121 00:04:19,629 --> 00:04:21,466 I'm not the handyman, Dave. 122 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:24,573 Look. I'm running errands all day, so I'll‐I'll figure it out. 123 00:04:24,606 --> 00:04:25,575 ‐I'll take care of it, okay? ‐I'm gonna go outside 124 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:26,743 and piss on an anthill 125 00:04:26,777 --> 00:04:27,879 and watch them all burn. 126 00:04:27,912 --> 00:04:29,950 ‐Okay. ‐Kareem! 127 00:04:29,983 --> 00:04:32,354 Bruh, why the fuck you got us eating this American food, bro? 128 00:04:32,387 --> 00:04:34,391 I was just at this Ethiopian spot the other day. 129 00:04:34,425 --> 00:04:36,062 That shit was fine nigga! I mean, I'm telling you, 130 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:38,366 like, super fine, bro. And I just found out 131 00:04:38,399 --> 00:04:40,671 that it's 2013 in Ethiopia, bro. 132 00:04:40,705 --> 00:04:42,675 What‐what does that... What do you‐‐ No, they're... 133 00:04:42,709 --> 00:04:44,546 It's now in Ethiopia. 134 00:04:44,579 --> 00:04:45,882 Man, you got to respect it, bro. 135 00:04:45,915 --> 00:04:47,652 They doing their own thing over there. 136 00:04:47,685 --> 00:04:49,488 ‐Why are we eating this shit? ‐Okay, I‐I don't know 137 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,457 what you're talking about, but we're eating at this place 138 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,760 because my clients wanted 139 00:04:51,794 --> 00:04:53,531 ‐to meet me here, so... ‐Your clients? 140 00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:54,833 How the fuck you got new clients, bro? 141 00:04:54,866 --> 00:04:56,402 You didn't even check my music out yet. 142 00:04:56,435 --> 00:04:57,906 I'm posting my shit all in the comments, 143 00:04:57,939 --> 00:05:00,310 ‐tweeting at reality shows. ‐I know. Gata, it... 144 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,481 it slid on my desk‐‐ I didn't even go looking for it. 145 00:05:02,515 --> 00:05:05,320 ‐It just happened to be. ‐(scoffs) Oh, wow, so you just moguling up out here, 146 00:05:05,353 --> 00:05:06,757 ‐you and your boss shit, huh? ‐True. 147 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:08,894 MAN: Attention, attention, everyone. 148 00:05:08,928 --> 00:05:11,967 This establishment is being shut down immediately. 149 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,340 All right, we found out they're serving horse meat. 150 00:05:15,373 --> 00:05:16,777 ‐All right? ‐(excited chatter) 151 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:18,714 God, please don't eat that. Thank you. 152 00:05:18,747 --> 00:05:20,417 We're gonna get this all checked out. 153 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,553 We're gonna analyze it. 154 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,423 ‐Nothing to worry about. ‐What? 155 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,427 ‐What the hell is going on? ‐These sandwiches right here, 156 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:27,632 ‐right here, everybody... ‐No. Stop. Listen. I'm losing business! 157 00:05:27,665 --> 00:05:29,503 What are you doing!? 158 00:05:29,536 --> 00:05:31,472 ‐Horsemeat. ‐You are ruining my life! 159 00:05:31,507 --> 00:05:34,613 (laughing): Bro! Bro, it's a prank! 160 00:05:34,646 --> 00:05:36,950 ‐Yo, it's a prank, bro! ‐Got eem! 161 00:05:36,984 --> 00:05:39,789 ‐Dude, it's all fake. It's a prank. ‐Yo, Mike, yo! 162 00:05:39,823 --> 00:05:41,660 Yo. 163 00:05:41,693 --> 00:05:42,729 ‐What's up, Mike? ‐Dude, we got him, bro, we got him! 164 00:05:42,762 --> 00:05:44,499 Very good, guys. 165 00:05:44,533 --> 00:05:46,637 These are The Stone Twins. These are my clients. 166 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:48,373 ‐They're huge on TikTok. ‐Yo, how'd it look? 167 00:05:48,406 --> 00:05:49,976 ‐GATA: Wow. ‐It looked good. 168 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:51,847 I'm gonna have to get some signatures, because‐‐ Right? 169 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,884 ‐Yeah. ‐GATA: You mean to tell me y'all 170 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,487 fuck with people for a living, 171 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,424 put it on the Internet and get paid? 172 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:59,361 ‐Yeah. ‐Yeah, it's our main thing, but we also do challenges 173 00:05:59,395 --> 00:06:01,600 ‐and dances. ‐Ah, that's some white people shit for real. 174 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:03,671 ‐But I respect the gander y'all got going. ‐Thanks, man. 175 00:06:03,704 --> 00:06:05,106 Uh, Gata's Lil Dicky's hype man. 176 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:07,110 Bro, he's a fucking legend. 177 00:06:07,144 --> 00:06:09,114 ‐He's a legend. ‐That's why we signed with Mike. 178 00:06:09,148 --> 00:06:11,485 Oh, yeah, that's cool, but I'm not just a hype man, though. 179 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,156 I really be rappin', doing my shit, too. 180 00:06:13,189 --> 00:06:15,761 That's so fire. Yo, let us shout you out on IG real quick, 181 00:06:15,795 --> 00:06:17,498 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get y'all on my shit, too. 182 00:06:17,532 --> 00:06:18,867 Ah, dude, we're gonna boost you up, bro. Let's go. 183 00:06:18,901 --> 00:06:20,504 Oh, hell yeah. Hey, I'm already... 184 00:06:20,538 --> 00:06:23,777 (Gata, Brody and Cody all taking at once) 185 00:06:23,811 --> 00:06:25,046 Dude's got bars, bro... 186 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,860 Oh, my God, that's, like, Barack Obama gave you thi 187 00:06:31,894 --> 00:06:33,597 didn't he? This is... 188 00:06:33,631 --> 00:06:36,135 That's a real MVP trophy. How many MVPs have you won? 189 00:06:36,168 --> 00:06:37,839 ‐Six. ‐Six? 190 00:06:37,872 --> 00:06:39,408 That's right. 191 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,112 Geez Louise. You still hoop? 192 00:06:41,145 --> 00:06:42,749 No. 193 00:06:42,782 --> 00:06:44,552 I mean, look at these shorts. They're so tight. 194 00:06:44,586 --> 00:06:46,590 Like, aren't things, like, flying and flopping around? 195 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:49,562 ‐And, I mean, the goggles... ‐Can I offer you something to drink? 196 00:06:49,596 --> 00:06:51,432 I'd love a tall drink of water. 197 00:06:51,465 --> 00:06:53,102 You know where I can find one? 198 00:06:53,136 --> 00:06:55,440 Just messin' around. This is from the era when guys 199 00:06:55,473 --> 00:06:56,877 were, like, you know, going around dribbling 200 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:58,514 like this, you know, and they're just, like... 201 00:06:58,547 --> 00:07:00,651 You got Cousy running around, and... 202 00:07:00,685 --> 00:07:01,954 I feel like there were, like, 203 00:07:01,987 --> 00:07:03,791 Jewish men in the league back then. 204 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,697 Hey, how do you go about picking a Muslim name? 205 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,601 Like, how, like... 206 00:07:08,634 --> 00:07:10,504 what is that process? 207 00:07:11,506 --> 00:07:12,976 Let's go sit down. 208 00:07:13,009 --> 00:07:14,111 Yeah. 209 00:07:14,144 --> 00:07:15,781 All right. 210 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:17,184 Wow, what a foyer. Or "foy‐yay." 211 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:18,520 ‐Oh, thanks. ‐Yeah. 212 00:07:18,554 --> 00:07:20,156 What do you even do all day? 213 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,695 Well, these days I spend a lot of time writing. 214 00:07:22,729 --> 00:07:24,031 Please, have a seat. 215 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:25,801 Players' Tribune? 216 00:07:25,835 --> 00:07:27,705 I'm talking to them about, uh, doing, like, a cartoon 217 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,008 with Rajon Rondo. 218 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:31,212 That's a crazy name: Rajon Rondo. 219 00:07:31,245 --> 00:07:33,517 ‐I wonder if he's, uh... ‐No, 220 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:36,857 I‐I, uh, actually write about social issues. 221 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,560 ‐Oh. ‐I'd love to write 222 00:07:38,594 --> 00:07:41,833 about you and your song. 223 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:44,673 (sniffs) Hold on a minute, I'm gonna go get some tea. 224 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:47,545 Okay. 225 00:07:48,714 --> 00:07:50,718 Social issues? 226 00:07:55,193 --> 00:07:57,965 "By Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar." 227 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:00,604 (teakettle whistling) 228 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:03,644 "Race." "Privilege." 229 00:08:03,677 --> 00:08:05,080 "Lena Dunham"? 230 00:08:05,113 --> 00:08:07,250 Is this the same Kareem? 231 00:08:07,284 --> 00:08:09,756 ‐(whistling loudly) ‐DAVE: How does he write all these articles? 232 00:08:13,129 --> 00:08:15,534 If you don't mind, 233 00:08:15,568 --> 00:08:18,039 I'm gonna record this conversation. 234 00:08:18,072 --> 00:08:21,145 Oh, uh, is this... is this an interview? 235 00:08:21,178 --> 00:08:22,615 Yeah. 236 00:08:22,648 --> 00:08:23,984 (beep) 237 00:08:24,018 --> 00:08:25,053 DAVE: Okay. 238 00:08:25,086 --> 00:08:26,957 What do you want to, uh... 239 00:08:26,990 --> 00:08:28,527 discuss? 240 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,531 I'd like to know what your inspiration was 241 00:08:30,564 --> 00:08:33,036 for superimposing your face... 242 00:08:33,069 --> 00:08:35,306 on my body. 243 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,044 Sure. Uh... 244 00:08:37,077 --> 00:08:39,716 And just so you know, it's, uh, not just my face, 245 00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:44,024 it's not just my facial skin‐‐ it was, like, my whole, uh... 246 00:08:44,058 --> 00:08:46,262 skull and cranial... 247 00:08:46,295 --> 00:08:48,166 It was... So... 248 00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:50,871 like, it's not, uh... 249 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,642 it's not... 250 00:08:54,078 --> 00:08:56,550 ...blackface. 251 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,152 What would you call it? 252 00:08:58,186 --> 00:08:59,689 Black‐body? 253 00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:01,660 Mm... 254 00:09:01,693 --> 00:09:03,096 maybe. 255 00:09:03,129 --> 00:09:05,166 I... It's Kareem‐body. 256 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,703 You know? 257 00:09:06,737 --> 00:09:08,272 Your body is, like, a sanctum. 258 00:09:08,306 --> 00:09:10,611 It's, like, it's‐it's, uh... 259 00:09:10,644 --> 00:09:12,214 it's so storied, 260 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:15,755 and so it's more an homage to your‐your, like, 261 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,794 your physical being, not anything racial. 262 00:09:20,831 --> 00:09:23,169 (whispers): Kareem... body. 263 00:09:23,202 --> 00:09:25,340 And by the way, I am so down to admit 264 00:09:25,373 --> 00:09:26,843 that, like, looking back, 265 00:09:26,877 --> 00:09:28,714 m‐maybe not the best decision, you know? 266 00:09:28,747 --> 00:09:31,620 Uh, you should know I made it, like, a year and a half ago, 267 00:09:31,653 --> 00:09:33,757 and back then I wasn't a racist, but I certainly wasn't 268 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:36,630 nearly as anti‐racist as I am today. 269 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,799 With... 270 00:09:39,301 --> 00:09:41,807 Um, so, but it was, you know, uh... 271 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,178 By the way, this‐‐ You didn't say "on the record" ever, 272 00:09:44,211 --> 00:09:45,614 I hope you know. 273 00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:48,386 So none of this is, uh, permissible. 274 00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:50,858 (coughs, burps) There are... 275 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,194 sanctions. 276 00:09:52,227 --> 00:09:54,264 ‐I would hate to... ‐Strictly speaking, 277 00:09:54,298 --> 00:09:57,270 unless someone says it's off the record, 278 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:59,241 it's on the record. 279 00:10:00,243 --> 00:10:02,582 Can I say something off the record real quick? 280 00:10:03,717 --> 00:10:04,752 Yeah. 281 00:10:05,754 --> 00:10:07,257 I'm high. 282 00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:09,863 Uh, I didn't know that this was, like, gonna be 283 00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:11,332 this at all, and I kind of, like, 284 00:10:11,365 --> 00:10:13,169 you know, mentally treated this 285 00:10:13,202 --> 00:10:15,908 like going to, like, a IMAX or, like‐‐ I was so excited. 286 00:10:15,941 --> 00:10:18,847 And I'm working on that, having to smoke for joy. 287 00:10:18,881 --> 00:10:21,185 ‐I would never even call it a shtick. I'm just saying... ‐There's a lot more, 288 00:10:21,218 --> 00:10:23,790 ‐uh, of‐of a conversation to be had... ‐(overlapping chatter) 289 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,360 Around acne right now... 290 00:10:25,393 --> 00:10:26,997 ...tons of nuance to this whole thing. 291 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:28,901 I used to read the Harry Potter books. 292 00:10:28,934 --> 00:10:30,704 Never watched a documentary. 293 00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:32,073 Have you ever heard of Babylon? 294 00:10:32,107 --> 00:10:33,342 (overlapping chatter) 295 00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:35,748 Tomorrow. What are you doing? 296 00:10:35,781 --> 00:10:38,085 'Cause maybe we spend the day together, and I'll show you 297 00:10:38,119 --> 00:10:41,425 the real me, and you can write, like, a full‐on profile on me. 298 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:42,829 No one's ever done that. 299 00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:44,899 Uh, if you're available. 300 00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:49,007 Okay. You know, I was just gonna write a blurb on you 301 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:51,713 about my name in‐in your song. 302 00:10:51,746 --> 00:10:53,249 ‐Oh. ‐But, uh, 303 00:10:53,282 --> 00:10:55,086 if you want to do a deep dive, that's fine. 304 00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:57,424 That'll give me a chance to dig deeper. 305 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,392 Cool. 306 00:10:58,426 --> 00:11:00,196 That's great. 307 00:11:01,432 --> 00:11:04,672 Hope you like... Jews. 308 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,175 I'm saying, I just don't get it. I‐‐ 309 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,312 Like, you eat sugar, like, for every single meal 310 00:11:08,346 --> 00:11:10,116 and you weigh, like, 125 pounds. 311 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:12,120 ‐Just‐‐ And you're cut. ‐Right. Uh‐huh. 312 00:11:12,153 --> 00:11:13,389 You have an eight‐pack. It's gross. 313 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,126 I have a one‐pack for the rest of my life. 314 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:17,464 That's true. What the fuck?! 315 00:11:17,498 --> 00:11:18,934 Be careful, man. There's eggs in there. 316 00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:20,403 You ain't gonna believe this, bro. 317 00:11:20,436 --> 00:11:23,109 I got a audition for Rhythm + Flow, dawg. 318 00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,913 ‐Are they rebooting a Terrence Howard pimp movie? ‐This has 319 00:11:24,946 --> 00:11:27,150 nothing to do with pimpin', simpin' and limpin', bro. 320 00:11:27,183 --> 00:11:28,954 ‐"Pimpin', simpin' and limpin'"? ‐This is way bigger than that. 321 00:11:28,987 --> 00:11:30,390 Ten times bigger than that. This is American Idol 322 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,093 for rappers, dawg. Like, you don't understand 323 00:11:32,127 --> 00:11:33,362 how big this is for me. 324 00:11:33,396 --> 00:11:34,966 Honestly, I'm proud of you, man. That's... 325 00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:37,003 ‐God's at work, huh? ‐Bro, 326 00:11:37,037 --> 00:11:39,241 ‐don't bring God in this. I'm blessed. ‐Right. Right. 327 00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:41,780 Hey, remember. I'm gonna be on Rhythm + Flow. 328 00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:43,817 You're gonna be on Rhythm + Flow. I've got it locked in. 329 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:45,486 ‐(knob rattling) ‐Oh, Gata, Gata, 330 00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:48,125 the‐the knob is broken. I got to get it fixed today, so... 331 00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:50,864 Man, don't worry about it, Mike. I got a migo at the car shop. 332 00:11:50,898 --> 00:11:53,202 I'm‐a get it fixed. He got all the tools. 333 00:11:53,236 --> 00:11:54,772 ‐(door opens forcefully) ‐Whoo! 334 00:11:54,806 --> 00:11:56,910 Wonderful. Perfect. 335 00:11:56,943 --> 00:11:59,248 DAVE: That's fine. 336 00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:01,418 That's okay. 337 00:12:01,452 --> 00:12:03,222 That's fine. Oh, here's one. 338 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,262 "If being attracted to 17‐year‐old girls is illegal, 339 00:12:06,295 --> 00:12:08,165 then send me straight to Azkaban." 340 00:12:08,199 --> 00:12:10,036 Wh‐‐ Delete that. Oh, my God. 341 00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:11,873 ‐You tweeted that at some point? ‐I'm just saying, 342 00:12:11,907 --> 00:12:14,211 like, you can tell when a 17‐year‐old girl is, like, 343 00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:15,781 ‐destined to be hot. ‐Blah, blah, blah. 344 00:12:15,814 --> 00:12:17,083 ‐Don't. No. ‐What does that even mean? 345 00:12:17,117 --> 00:12:18,152 Mike, how the fuck do you send me 346 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:19,454 to this guy's house, high, 347 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,528 having no idea it's a fucking interview? 348 00:12:22,561 --> 00:12:24,197 We can have a deeper conversation about that 349 00:12:24,231 --> 00:12:27,203 at another time, because I myself am very high now. 350 00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:29,909 I just need to show this guy that I'm a good person. 351 00:12:29,943 --> 00:12:31,078 ‐Nah. ‐You could just be a good person. 352 00:12:31,111 --> 00:12:32,480 ‐(laughs) ‐I am a good person. 353 00:12:32,515 --> 00:12:34,217 What do you mean? Of course I'm a good person. 354 00:12:34,251 --> 00:12:35,888 He's just not around me enough to, like, understand 355 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,290 my added value, socially. 356 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,994 Did you really tweet 357 00:12:39,027 --> 00:12:41,231 ‐"Can nonbinary people fuck themselves?" ‐Yeah. 358 00:12:41,265 --> 00:12:43,269 It's a brilliant tweet. What's wrong with that tweet? 359 00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:45,808 Do you even know what "nonbinary" means? 360 00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:47,511 I understand what it means. Like, they can fuck them‐‐ 361 00:12:47,545 --> 00:12:49,114 Like, if you don't understand, I don't know what to tell you. 362 00:12:49,147 --> 00:12:50,918 And it's brilliant. And I'm a good person. 363 00:12:50,951 --> 00:12:54,024 But I will delete it, because I'm being scrutinized 364 00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:56,295 by a seven‐foot‐three man made of silk. 365 00:12:56,328 --> 00:12:59,034 I don't know how I'm gonna spend an entire day with Kareem 366 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:01,105 without saying something crazy. It's not possible. 367 00:13:01,138 --> 00:13:03,376 I don't know how you'll last an hour, to be honest. 368 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:06,148 ‐That's what I'm saying. ‐No. You guys, shut up. 369 00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:07,518 You've won the hearts of many people 370 00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:10,189 that should have hated you so many times. 371 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,793 Like who? 372 00:13:12,995 --> 00:13:14,966 I'm sorry. I'm very high. I was rambling. 373 00:13:14,999 --> 00:13:17,137 ‐But‐but this is gonna be a good press opportunity. ‐(Emma laughs) 374 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,007 I'm gonna get fucking crucified. 375 00:13:27,457 --> 00:13:28,927 Hey. 376 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,430 Hey, Dave. What's up? 377 00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:32,033 Just, uh, enjoying 378 00:13:32,067 --> 00:13:33,402 the, uh... the weather. 379 00:13:33,436 --> 00:13:35,541 The climate is, uh... 380 00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:36,943 Awesome out here, isn't it? 381 00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:38,914 ‐Surviving today. Yeah. ‐Yeah. 382 00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:41,886 Although, obviously, politically and, um, 383 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,458 meteorologically, it's... 384 00:13:44,492 --> 00:13:46,161 been a challenge. 385 00:13:46,195 --> 00:13:48,099 And will continue to be a challenge. 386 00:13:49,101 --> 00:13:50,470 Thank you for meeting me here. 387 00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:52,207 Not a problem. 388 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,344 ‐Let me get, uh... ‐(beep) ‐On the record. 389 00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:56,549 ‐Yes. We're on the record. ‐Yes. 390 00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,185 ‐Okay. ‐That's how it has to be. 391 00:13:58,219 --> 00:13:59,354 That's okay. 392 00:13:59,388 --> 00:14:01,058 Okay. So, look, Dave, 393 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,497 hip‐hop is a very crowded space these days. 394 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:04,599 Yeah. 395 00:14:04,632 --> 00:14:06,435 What do you bring to the table? 396 00:14:06,468 --> 00:14:08,439 Great question. 397 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,376 Uh, I... 398 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:12,213 am me. 399 00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:15,119 You know? I'm, like, my unapologetic self at all times, 400 00:14:15,153 --> 00:14:17,257 and I think that's very clear when you listen to my music, 401 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,894 that I'm very authentic. 402 00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,566 Well, you know, you speak with a blaccent 403 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,603 in your music, 404 00:14:23,637 --> 00:14:26,175 but you don't sound anything like that right now. 405 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,916 I'm unfamiliar with the phrase "blaccent." Um... 406 00:14:29,949 --> 00:14:31,920 I'm not offended by it. I'm just‐‐ I'm, um... 407 00:14:31,953 --> 00:14:33,456 I just think that, 408 00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:36,930 if I was, like, really rapping exactly how I'm talking, 409 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,199 I'd be the only one that sounded that way, 410 00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:39,969 and it'd look like I was, like, 411 00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:42,407 you know, making fun of everyone else in the rap community, 412 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,277 being like, "Here's how I rap, 413 00:14:44,311 --> 00:14:46,950 and I'm going to get a java." 414 00:14:47,985 --> 00:14:49,087 So let me get this straight. 415 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,389 You're more concerned 416 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,193 with offending the hip‐hop community 417 00:14:52,227 --> 00:14:54,464 than you are the general public? 418 00:14:54,499 --> 00:14:55,968 No. 419 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,972 I like, uh... I'm very cause... al. 420 00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:58,974 I'm very causal. 421 00:14:59,007 --> 00:15:00,243 I... 422 00:15:00,276 --> 00:15:02,480 GH, for example. 423 00:15:02,515 --> 00:15:04,084 GH? 424 00:15:04,117 --> 00:15:05,486 Genital herpes. 425 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:07,958 Um, 'cause I'm trying to destigmatize it. 426 00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:09,629 There's a‐‐ there's a huge stigma. 427 00:15:09,662 --> 00:15:11,265 One in six people have it, and it's like‐‐ people act like, 428 00:15:11,298 --> 00:15:13,102 if you have it, it's the worst thing ever. 429 00:15:13,135 --> 00:15:14,505 And we don't hook up with people 430 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,241 and we make 'em feel like lepers. 431 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:17,678 It's like chicken pox. 432 00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:19,982 Do we, like, go up to kids who have chicken pox 433 00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:22,320 and say, "Get out of here, I'm not gonna suck you." 434 00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:24,291 Uh, I'm very... 435 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,295 advocate... 436 00:15:26,328 --> 00:15:28,165 of all things. 437 00:15:28,199 --> 00:15:30,369 My mom sends me, like, a summary of, like, the current events, 438 00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:33,042 because, like, CNN.com, the format is just unbearable. 439 00:15:33,075 --> 00:15:34,311 I don't know how people read that website. 440 00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:35,581 Like, get better art direction. 441 00:15:35,614 --> 00:15:36,716 And "wifebeater," 442 00:15:36,749 --> 00:15:38,319 what an antiquated phrase that is. 443 00:15:38,352 --> 00:15:41,258 It's like calling a‐a sweatshirt a rapist, no? 444 00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,730 ‐(shuts off engine) ‐(grunts) 445 00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:46,268 Goddamn it. 446 00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:48,005 ‐I'm sorry about that, Kareem. ‐My God. 447 00:15:48,038 --> 00:15:49,174 I would've ordered us a bigger car, 448 00:15:49,207 --> 00:15:51,044 but, until Uber's unionized, 449 00:15:51,078 --> 00:15:53,315 I can't even consider something like that. Drives me nuts. 450 00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:55,186 You know, I'm‐‐ It's claustrophobic, man. 451 00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:57,457 I don't like being in a place where it's too small. 452 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,394 ‐You know? ‐I hear you. Completely. Maybe, on the way back, 453 00:15:59,427 --> 00:16:01,599 you could, like, lie flat across the back. 454 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:04,404 I don't know if the windows being cracked helps or... 455 00:16:04,437 --> 00:16:06,676 Uh, hey, would you mind giving me a hand? 456 00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:09,014 ‐What? ‐Yeah. Just‐‐ I just... 457 00:16:09,047 --> 00:16:10,617 (grunts): Yeah. I know we were in the middle or something, 458 00:16:10,651 --> 00:16:12,287 but... 459 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,057 just something I've been doing lately 460 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,461 in terms of... raising, uh, 461 00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:19,067 funds and money for the community. 462 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,173 If you want to roll in there, we could, uh, surprise these kids. 463 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:25,446 No, actually, I‐I have some, uh, phone calls I have to make. 464 00:16:25,479 --> 00:16:26,783 You don't want to come in? 465 00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:28,452 I really got to make these calls. You know... 466 00:16:28,485 --> 00:16:30,056 Okay. If you're worried about them swarming you, 467 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,593 they're more of an Anthony Davis community. 468 00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,329 Hi, Melanie. How you doing? 469 00:16:33,362 --> 00:16:34,565 DAVE: All right. 470 00:16:34,599 --> 00:16:36,068 KAREEM: Yeah. 471 00:16:36,101 --> 00:16:37,370 ‐Exactly. ‐I'll be back in a few minutes. 472 00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:40,042 I wonder what your thoughts are on that. 473 00:16:40,076 --> 00:16:41,513 ALLY: And I know fundraising 474 00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:43,182 is never easy, 475 00:16:43,215 --> 00:16:44,519 but we live in L. A.! 476 00:16:44,552 --> 00:16:47,791 And while that has its quirks, uh, 477 00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:50,062 it also has tons of wealthy people. 478 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,066 ‐(chuckling) ‐Right? 479 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,637 But, seriously, if anybody you know 480 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,774 who works in the arts or in music... 481 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,511 ♪ Hello, everybody ♪ 482 00:16:57,545 --> 00:16:59,549 ♪ Here comes the man ♪ 483 00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:01,351 ♪ With the funding in his hand ♪ 484 00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:03,657 (weakly): ♪ For the arts program, art... ♪ 485 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,361 ‐Arts? ‐Uh... (chuckles) 486 00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:09,067 Uh, let's... get in on that pizza, 487 00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,537 ‐everybody! ‐Where are the kids? 488 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,340 ‐What are you doing here? ‐Hi. 489 00:17:12,373 --> 00:17:14,277 There's pizza? Is there buffalo chicken pizza here? 490 00:17:14,311 --> 00:17:16,348 I don't think, like, a bank will accept one of these, 491 00:17:16,381 --> 00:17:20,524 so I do have a very legitimate, real check right here. 492 00:17:20,557 --> 00:17:21,759 ‐There you go. ‐I‐‐ 493 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,530 Dave, I can't accept that. I'm not‐‐ 494 00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:25,233 ‐This whole thing... ‐What? It's my pleasure. 495 00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:26,368 ‐It's... ‐For the kids. 496 00:17:27,403 --> 00:17:29,107 For the kids. 497 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,677 ‐Thank you. ‐Sure. 498 00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:32,648 I've actually left out the most important detail. 499 00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:36,188 Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar is outside right now, in my car. 500 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,660 He's writing a profile on me. If I brought him in, 501 00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:40,664 I'm pretty sure that everyone's pockets would... 502 00:17:40,697 --> 00:17:42,367 So this is‐‐ You're doing this 503 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,639 because someone is writing an article about you? 504 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,243 ‐That... makes sense. ‐No. I‐I'm doing it 505 00:17:47,277 --> 00:17:49,815 ‐for you. ‐No, I‐I didn't ask for this. 506 00:17:49,849 --> 00:17:52,521 I'm‐I'm unhappy that you did this. 507 00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:54,124 All I was trying to do is show 508 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,529 a supportive gesture of friendship. 509 00:17:56,562 --> 00:17:57,564 Dave, the other night, when you came over, 510 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,134 that‐that was the first time 511 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:00,469 we've seen each other in four months. 512 00:18:00,504 --> 00:18:02,741 Like, I would not qualify us as friends. 513 00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:05,146 ‐We should be. ‐Oh! 514 00:18:05,179 --> 00:18:06,415 We should be friends. I don't understand. 515 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:08,553 How long are we gonna not talk, forever? 516 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:11,158 Can't we just not f‐fuck and, like... (stammers) 517 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,295 ‐...and, like, matter to each other? Like... ‐Dave, if you took sex 518 00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:15,299 out of our relationship, 519 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:18,205 it doesn't just become friendship all of a sudden. 520 00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:19,542 Okay? It would be me 521 00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:22,781 being your human emotional support animal. 522 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,154 I didn't realize sex was so impactful 523 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,425 ‐in terms of‐‐ I'm just kidding. ‐Oh, my God. 524 00:18:28,459 --> 00:18:30,564 Okay, Al, I did not mean to have this conversation right now. 525 00:18:30,597 --> 00:18:31,833 Like, I didn't mean to do this at your work. 526 00:18:31,866 --> 00:18:32,835 I am sorry for that. 527 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,605 What if you came over after work 528 00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:36,876 ‐and we just, like, talked about ever... ‐No. No. 529 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,847 We're not gonna talk because you want to talk. 530 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,853 This is all of the same shit all over again. 531 00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:45,192 You're so self‐centered, still. 532 00:18:45,226 --> 00:18:47,598 (stammers) This is exactly why, 533 00:18:47,631 --> 00:18:49,467 even when I‐‐ when I loved you, 534 00:18:49,502 --> 00:18:52,541 I did not like you. 535 00:18:54,411 --> 00:18:56,683 Uh... 'kay. 536 00:18:57,885 --> 00:18:59,755 Noted. 537 00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:05,901 (door creaks) 538 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,591 ‐(birds chirping) ‐(thumping) 539 00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:27,176 (sighs) 540 00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:35,494 ‐(exhales) ‐Davionte Ganter? 541 00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:37,463 Damn. Yeah. That's me. 542 00:19:37,498 --> 00:19:39,200 All right. (clears throat) 543 00:19:39,234 --> 00:19:41,471 Welcome to the Rhythm + Flow auditions. 544 00:19:41,506 --> 00:19:43,710 We're just gonna get you on tape for the judges. 545 00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:45,981 All right, look. Check this out. Look. 546 00:19:46,014 --> 00:19:48,452 ♪ Hey, yo, I'm far from good, I'm more close to perfect ♪ 547 00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,423 ♪ They around the corner and I'm around the Earth ♪ 548 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:51,793 ‐♪ Kid... ♪ ‐Great. Great. 549 00:19:51,826 --> 00:19:53,963 As you know, R + F is filmed in front 550 00:19:53,997 --> 00:19:55,634 of a live studio audience. 551 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,771 So the audition process is a little different. 552 00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,610 ‐All right. ‐MAN 2: We're gonna give you a couple words, 553 00:20:00,644 --> 00:20:02,614 and we just want you to freestyle for us. 554 00:20:02,648 --> 00:20:05,587 Like... free... All right, freestyle. 555 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,889 ‐MAN 1: Yeah, you know. ‐All right, cool. 556 00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:08,793 Gluten free. 557 00:20:08,827 --> 00:20:11,364 All right. (clears throat) 558 00:20:11,398 --> 00:20:14,370 ♪ My guy Gluten just got out, he free ♪ 559 00:20:14,404 --> 00:20:16,576 ♪ What does he really need from me? ♪ 560 00:20:16,609 --> 00:20:19,982 ♪ Uh... probably some advice ♪ 561 00:20:20,015 --> 00:20:21,451 ♪ To live life ♪ 562 00:20:21,485 --> 00:20:22,755 ♪ Everybody want to know me... ♪ 563 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,727 ‐N‐Next topic. Android. ‐Uh... 564 00:20:25,761 --> 00:20:27,698 Android. All right. 565 00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:29,902 ♪ My guy Android just got out ♪ 566 00:20:29,935 --> 00:20:32,006 ♪ Hopefully, he can get a job ♪ 567 00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:35,312 ♪ He working on a plan ♪ 568 00:20:35,346 --> 00:20:36,716 ♪ To change his life ♪ 569 00:20:36,749 --> 00:20:37,885 ♪ 'Cause he trying to... ♪ 570 00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:39,454 Damn. 571 00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:41,391 Y'all got me making... 572 00:20:41,425 --> 00:20:44,364 using words that don't even fit my, uh... my profile. 573 00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:47,036 Man, I don't even look like I'll even use these words, but... 574 00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:49,307 ‐Y'all got another word, man? ‐(laughs) 575 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,546 Got eem! 576 00:20:51,579 --> 00:20:53,550 ‐Oh, bro. ‐Oh, man. ‐Hold on. What the fuck?! 577 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,386 ‐Bro, you got pranked so hard. ‐Gata, 578 00:20:55,419 --> 00:20:57,524 ‐come on, dude. ‐Wait. This is y'all two? 579 00:20:57,558 --> 00:20:59,495 How are you so bad at freestyling, though? 580 00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:00,897 I mean, you said you really do this. 581 00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:03,302 Y'all think I'm a fucking joke? 582 00:21:03,335 --> 00:21:04,939 ‐Bro, it's gonna get views, man. ‐Bro, it's a prank. It was never meant... 583 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,809 Fucking views, nigga. What about my emotions, nigga? 584 00:21:06,843 --> 00:21:09,715 ‐Bro, I swear... ‐Man, fuck all that, bro. 585 00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:11,384 ‐Bro, chill out, bro. ‐Just chill out. 586 00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:13,556 ‐Hey. Shit, dude. ‐(groans) 587 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:14,658 ‐(groaning) ‐CODY: It's funny, bro. 588 00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:15,961 BRODY: It's just a prank. 589 00:21:15,994 --> 00:21:16,996 GATA: Hey, prank these nuts, nigga. 590 00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:19,568 CODY: It's a prank. 591 00:21:19,602 --> 00:21:20,871 (glass shatters) 592 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,941 Waste of my fucking time. 593 00:21:28,485 --> 00:21:31,526 (sighs) 594 00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:34,865 Okay. Um, just a couple more questions. 595 00:21:36,468 --> 00:21:37,871 Sure. 596 00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:40,710 Are you okay? 597 00:21:42,748 --> 00:21:44,819 Just write whatever you want about me. 598 00:21:44,852 --> 00:21:46,856 I‐I can't be this person for that, 599 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,793 and that person for this person. It's... 600 00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:51,064 I am who I am, so... 601 00:21:51,097 --> 00:21:54,037 just call it how you see it. 602 00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:57,410 Do you think you're a good person? 603 00:22:00,115 --> 00:22:04,457 Honestly, my biggest fear is that I'm not. 604 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,965 You know, I have this constant vision 605 00:22:07,998 --> 00:22:10,069 where I'm dead, 606 00:22:10,102 --> 00:22:12,975 and I'm, like, floating up to heaven or whatever, 607 00:22:13,008 --> 00:22:16,047 and I get there, and God's laughing at me, and he's like, 608 00:22:16,081 --> 00:22:18,987 "Is that what you thought the whole point of life was?" 609 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:22,728 Because I know that I'm so singularly focused 610 00:22:22,761 --> 00:22:25,800 on this... chasing my legacy type of thing 611 00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,706 and being this great artist and all that, but it's, like, 612 00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:31,044 obviously, that's not, like, what life is about. 613 00:22:31,077 --> 00:22:32,948 But at the same time, 614 00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:36,087 if I don't give my all into being that, I'll never be that, 615 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:38,693 and I'll never figure out my album. 616 00:22:38,726 --> 00:22:41,499 And I also see these DMs from kids, and they're like, 617 00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:43,870 "Hey, Lil Dicky, I'm depressed, 618 00:22:43,903 --> 00:22:45,874 "and when I listen to your music, I'm a little less, 619 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,511 and, like, thank you for that." 620 00:22:47,544 --> 00:22:49,080 And, like, that really happens, 621 00:22:49,113 --> 00:22:51,084 and that's what the point of life is, right, 622 00:22:51,117 --> 00:22:52,621 to, like, do good. 623 00:22:52,654 --> 00:22:54,457 And I feel like the bigger I get, 624 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:56,662 the more good I can do, so, it's, like, by my logic, 625 00:22:56,696 --> 00:22:58,967 the way that I can do the most good on Earth is 626 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,071 by becoming the biggest artist in the world, you know? 627 00:23:01,104 --> 00:23:02,908 Like, so I have to be selfish. 628 00:23:02,941 --> 00:23:06,181 It's my destiny or whatever. 629 00:23:06,214 --> 00:23:08,051 (laughs) 630 00:23:08,085 --> 00:23:09,855 Dave, 631 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,496 that's the most creative excuse for being narcissistic 632 00:23:13,529 --> 00:23:14,798 I've ever heard. 633 00:23:14,832 --> 00:23:16,535 That's pretty good, though. (laughs) 634 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:19,474 Thanks. Well, I'm happy you liked it. Uh... 635 00:23:19,508 --> 00:23:20,977 You're funny, boy, I'll tell you that. 636 00:23:21,011 --> 00:23:23,415 I appreciate that. 637 00:23:23,448 --> 00:23:25,152 I got to use the restroom. Where? 638 00:23:25,185 --> 00:23:27,991 It's over there. 639 00:23:29,728 --> 00:23:31,064 (door opens) 640 00:23:31,097 --> 00:23:32,601 ‐(sighs) ‐(door closes) 641 00:23:32,634 --> 00:23:33,937 (door bangs open) 642 00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:35,674 Mike, where the fuck you at, bro? 643 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,911 Mike, you got some explaining to do, motherfucker! 644 00:23:37,945 --> 00:23:39,882 ‐Whoa. Hey. ‐Mike, where you at? 645 00:23:39,915 --> 00:23:43,021 Mike, you red‐headed pussy, where the fuck you at? 646 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,025 ‐Mike? Mike, where you at, bro? ‐Gata. 647 00:23:45,059 --> 00:23:46,629 ‐Gata. Chill. ‐Man, you fucking played me, dog. 648 00:23:46,662 --> 00:23:48,700 ‐Shh. Kareem is here. ‐How you gonna do me like 649 00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:50,604 ‐like that, bro? We supposed to be boys, man. ‐Relax. Relax. Relax. 650 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,139 ‐How you gonna prank me like that, bro? ‐Kareem is here. 651 00:23:52,173 --> 00:23:54,177 ‐Chill out. Gata, relax. ‐Come on. I trusted you, bro. 652 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:55,981 ‐Hey. ‐Waste of my fucking time. ‐Gata, I had no idea that... 653 00:23:56,014 --> 00:23:56,983 ‐MIKE: Gata. ‐GATA: Biggest chance to fame, bro. 654 00:23:57,016 --> 00:23:58,720 DAVE: Gata, stop. 655 00:23:58,753 --> 00:24:00,122 MIKE: I didn't know they were gonna prank you. 656 00:24:00,155 --> 00:24:01,926 ‐GATA: They pranked me, bro. ‐MIKE: I know. 657 00:24:01,959 --> 00:24:03,228 ‐They never fucking told me, bro. ‐Hey, Dave? 658 00:24:03,261 --> 00:24:04,665 Is there something wrong with your door? 659 00:24:04,698 --> 00:24:05,567 (indistinct, overlapping chatter) 660 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,036 Hey, Dave, come on, man! 661 00:24:07,069 --> 00:24:09,240 I don't like being in a small space like this! 662 00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,510 ‐Stop. Stop. ‐Man, fuck all that, bro. 663 00:24:10,543 --> 00:24:11,812 This nigga's a buster, nigga. 664 00:24:11,846 --> 00:24:13,048 ‐Relax. Relax. I had no idea. ‐Stop. 665 00:24:13,081 --> 00:24:14,083 ‐I'm just their manager. ‐Stop. Stop. 666 00:24:14,117 --> 00:24:15,085 They don't tell me anything. 667 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,021 You're just whose manager? 668 00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:17,691 You didn't even tell him. 669 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,093 No, I didn't, 'cause I didn't have a chance to. 670 00:24:19,127 --> 00:24:20,797 I‐I'm... They're just TikTok stars, and a... 671 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:22,199 ‐He got a new client, bro. ‐It's a side project. 672 00:24:22,233 --> 00:24:23,803 It's not like you're making music anyway. 673 00:24:23,836 --> 00:24:25,507 It's not gonna impact our business at all. 674 00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:27,043 What do you mean, it's not gonna affect our business? 675 00:24:27,076 --> 00:24:28,145 Maybe if you weren't on TikTok, I would have known 676 00:24:28,178 --> 00:24:28,980 Kareem was a fucking journal... 677 00:24:29,013 --> 00:24:29,948 (loud knocking) 678 00:24:29,982 --> 00:24:31,786 Is that door not fixed? 679 00:24:31,819 --> 00:24:33,923 First of all, Gata said he could fix the door. I asked him... 680 00:24:33,956 --> 00:24:35,259 Hey, Kareem, you having trouble in there? 681 00:24:35,292 --> 00:24:36,495 KAREEM: What's going on with the door? 682 00:24:36,529 --> 00:24:37,798 Yeah, it's this, uh, knob thing. 683 00:24:37,831 --> 00:24:39,601 KAREEM: Well, does it open or what? 684 00:24:39,635 --> 00:24:40,737 DAVE: Try twisting it. 685 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,173 Let me out of here, man! 686 00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:45,245 (indistinct, overlapping shouting) 687 00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:46,816 ‐Kareem, don't worry about it. ‐You're the one that said... 688 00:24:46,849 --> 00:24:48,653 How the fuck did you not fix this door? Uh... 689 00:24:48,686 --> 00:24:49,955 He said he knew someone that could fix the fucking door! 690 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,559 GATA: I work for Dave, not for you. 691 00:24:51,592 --> 00:24:52,259 Kareem, I'm just gonna ram in there, okay, 692 00:24:52,293 --> 00:24:53,763 so back up, Kareem. 693 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,667 I asked one person to fix the fucking door. 694 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,604 All of that is just goddamn bullshit, bro. 695 00:24:57,637 --> 00:24:58,806 ‐GATA: Come on, man. ‐Let me out. 696 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,875 GATA: A real man ain't 697 00:24:59,908 --> 00:25:01,277 gonna walk away. Stay in here 698 00:25:01,311 --> 00:25:02,814 ‐and talk about this shit, man. ‐No, dude. 699 00:25:02,848 --> 00:25:04,718 When you say you're gonna do something... 700 00:25:04,752 --> 00:25:05,854 You're the one that said you're gonna fix the fucking door. 701 00:25:05,887 --> 00:25:07,758 (indistinct chatter) 702 00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:09,928 ‐(yells) ‐GATA: Trying to do shit with that knife, bro. 703 00:25:09,962 --> 00:25:11,899 ‐Hey, hey. What is going on? ‐Go put that fucking knife down, bro. 704 00:25:11,932 --> 00:25:13,803 ‐Hey, Ally. ‐Your rams are coming out... 705 00:25:13,836 --> 00:25:14,838 ‐What the fuck is happening? ‐Back up. 706 00:25:14,872 --> 00:25:16,575 Kareem, I have a knife, and 707 00:25:16,609 --> 00:25:18,880 ‐I'm gonna jimmy the door. ‐No! No! ‐(shouting) 708 00:25:18,913 --> 00:25:21,284 Stop! You're gonna hurt him! Stop! 709 00:25:21,317 --> 00:25:23,656 No. My machine! My machine! 710 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,292 ALLY: Oh. 711 00:25:25,325 --> 00:25:27,531 ‐(Kareem groaning) ‐Uh... 712 00:25:27,564 --> 00:25:30,169 ‐Oh, God! (groans) ‐(Dave whimpers) 713 00:25:30,202 --> 00:25:33,241 ‐(groans, inhales sharply) ‐Oh, God. Ugh. 714 00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:34,945 ‐KAREEM: Ow! (groans) ‐Oh, my God. 715 00:25:34,978 --> 00:25:36,649 Oh. 716 00:25:36,682 --> 00:25:37,984 It's okay. We're gonna call the ambulance. Uh... 717 00:25:43,228 --> 00:25:44,297 ‐(groans) ‐DAVE: Kicked in... ‐MIKE: The pressure 718 00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:45,900 from the door‐‐ it snapped open, 719 00:25:45,934 --> 00:25:47,336 ‐and then there was... blood. ‐Was blood. 720 00:25:47,369 --> 00:25:49,340 ‐A lot of blood. ‐Uh, uh... 721 00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:52,012 I‐I don't know if he'll, like... (sighs) 722 00:25:52,046 --> 00:25:53,315 MIKE: There's no way he's gonna die. 723 00:25:53,348 --> 00:25:55,185 Right? There's no way he gonna die. 724 00:25:55,219 --> 00:25:57,624 ‐(phone chimes repeatedly) ‐BRODY: Yo, we got Gata. 725 00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:59,193 ‐Fuck. ‐We got our boy Gata in here. 726 00:25:59,227 --> 00:26:00,997 We got a good prank for you guys. 727 00:26:01,030 --> 00:26:02,768 ‐Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. ‐Swipe up. 728 00:26:02,801 --> 00:26:04,270 ‐Swipe up and watch this. ‐Comment down below. 729 00:26:04,303 --> 00:26:06,141 ‐How good did we get him? ‐What the hell? 730 00:26:06,174 --> 00:26:07,911 These followers crazy, bro. 731 00:26:07,944 --> 00:26:09,313 This shit nuts, boy. 732 00:26:09,347 --> 00:26:11,084 Damn. 733 00:26:11,117 --> 00:26:13,756 Hey, y'all, swipe up on this video, man. 734 00:26:13,790 --> 00:26:15,693 I just got pranked by The Stone Twins. 735 00:26:15,727 --> 00:26:18,265 Make sure y'all tap in, swipe up, share the video. 736 00:26:21,806 --> 00:26:23,643 (garbled radio transmission) 737 00:26:23,676 --> 00:26:25,814 Hi. Uh... 738 00:26:25,847 --> 00:26:28,786 You forgot to sign the check, so... 739 00:26:28,820 --> 00:26:31,257 Oh. Okay. Sorry. 740 00:26:31,291 --> 00:26:35,700 How do I even...? So tricky when it's not a big... 741 00:26:35,733 --> 00:26:37,804 Oh. Thank you. 742 00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:39,842 I will avoid your wound. 743 00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,377 ‐(clears throat) ‐So, 744 00:26:41,411 --> 00:26:43,381 you're still just as mad at me? 745 00:26:43,415 --> 00:26:45,385 ‐Yeah. ‐Okay. 746 00:26:45,419 --> 00:26:47,858 But it's not just that. 747 00:26:47,891 --> 00:26:50,095 I'm... (sighs) 748 00:26:50,129 --> 00:26:52,199 I really wasn't ready to see you the other night, 749 00:26:52,233 --> 00:26:54,805 so I am upset at myself for letting you in, 750 00:26:54,838 --> 00:26:56,709 but that's my... 751 00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:58,211 Are you‐you...? 752 00:26:58,245 --> 00:27:00,149 ‐You're done, right? ‐Oh, yeah. Sorry. 753 00:27:00,182 --> 00:27:02,119 I was just intensely listening to... 754 00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:03,823 Here you go. 755 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:07,396 But that's my stuff, and I‐I took it out on you, 756 00:27:07,429 --> 00:27:10,335 and I was mean, and I'm sorry for that. 757 00:27:10,369 --> 00:27:12,808 Totally forgiven. Don't even... 758 00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:15,345 But you can't ambush me like that. 759 00:27:15,379 --> 00:27:17,349 ‐No, I can't. ‐Like, the other day or today. 760 00:27:17,383 --> 00:27:18,986 ‐Like... ‐I agree. I'm sorry. That was... 761 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:20,690 I really am sorry. 762 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:24,363 'Cause, listen, if we're gonna be friends, it... 763 00:27:24,397 --> 00:27:27,871 it's not gonna be this only‐on‐Dave's‐terms thing. 764 00:27:27,904 --> 00:27:29,173 ‐No, throw that... ‐Okay? 765 00:27:29,207 --> 00:27:30,910 ‐It's a new... ‐New regime. 766 00:27:30,944 --> 00:27:32,714 ‐New regime. ‐You're the queen of that regime. 767 00:27:32,747 --> 00:27:34,250 ‐Yeah. ‐I will do whatever you say, honestly, 768 00:27:34,283 --> 00:27:37,757 ‐to make this friendship work. ‐Dave, this is $5,000. 769 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,227 Oh, yeah. I tweaked the check. 770 00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:40,697 ‐Um... ‐(laughing): Are you trying 771 00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:42,366 to buy my friendship? 772 00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:44,838 Yeah, I was, and it worked. 773 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,876 ‐You know, it's for the kids, so... ‐Thank you. 774 00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:48,779 ‐...happy to... ‐No. Seriously. 775 00:27:48,813 --> 00:27:50,315 ‐Oh. ‐Hey, I'm just gonna deal with this real quick. 776 00:27:50,349 --> 00:27:52,253 ‐Yeah. Is he gonna be okay? ‐Yeah. I don't know. 777 00:27:52,286 --> 00:27:53,756 I thought he was made of silk, 778 00:27:53,789 --> 00:27:55,994 but it's more like uncooked pasta. 779 00:27:56,027 --> 00:27:57,463 ‐(Kareem groans softly) ‐Okay. 780 00:27:57,497 --> 00:28:00,002 ‐ALLY: Ugh. ‐Guys need a hand? 781 00:28:00,035 --> 00:28:02,373 No? 782 00:28:05,078 --> 00:28:07,049 (groans) 783 00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:09,821 Kareem, I am so sorry that this happened. 784 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,157 I know the article's the last thing on your mind, 785 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,426 but if you need me to... 786 00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:14,798 Hey, I'm not writing an article. 787 00:28:14,831 --> 00:28:15,900 No? 788 00:28:15,934 --> 00:28:18,071 You are not. 789 00:28:18,104 --> 00:28:19,775 I'm not...? 790 00:28:19,808 --> 00:28:21,712 Hey, man, get‐get me out of here. 791 00:28:22,514 --> 00:28:24,818 Get me out of here, man. 792 00:28:24,851 --> 00:28:26,922 I'm not... 793 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:30,295 (indistinct chatter) 794 00:28:30,329 --> 00:28:32,032 (engine starts) 795 00:28:32,066 --> 00:28:34,437 ‐No article. ‐(siren toots) 796 00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:36,775 ♪ I Kareem Abdul ♪ ‐♪ Hey ♪ 797 00:28:36,809 --> 00:28:39,046 ‐♪ Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar ♪ ‐♪ Bar ♪ 798 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,986 ♪ These hooks got me scorin', see me comin' from afar ♪ 799 00:28:42,019 --> 00:28:44,056 ‐♪ Hey, ooh ♪ ‐♪ Kareem Abdul ♪ 800 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:46,060 ‐♪ Ooh, ah ♪ ‐♪ Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar ♪ 801 00:28:46,094 --> 00:28:47,831 ‐♪ Ker, ker ♪ ‐♪ This is my lane ♪ 802 00:28:47,864 --> 00:28:50,035 ♪ Let me show you how to ball ♪ 803 00:28:50,068 --> 00:28:52,306 ♪ I don't got to fake no shit, I just got a text from Quavo ♪ 804 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:54,310 ‐♪ I was elated, ecstatic ♪ ‐♪ It's Quavo ♪ 805 00:28:54,343 --> 00:28:56,180 ♪ I've never done anal, that's unrelated ♪ 806 00:28:56,214 --> 00:28:58,351 ♪ Everything I do debated and hated, disputed ♪ 807 00:28:58,385 --> 00:29:01,190 ♪ Viewed in America, I walk a benny where I cause hysteria ♪ 808 00:29:01,224 --> 00:29:03,094 ♪ I was in Paris, they thought I was Spanish ♪ 809 00:29:03,128 --> 00:29:05,265 ♪ I still ate the pussy like cervical cancer ♪ 810 00:29:05,299 --> 00:29:06,936 ♪ I remember when I couldn't jerk off to threesomes ♪ 811 00:29:06,969 --> 00:29:08,940 ♪ 'Cause it felt too unrealistic ♪ 812 00:29:08,973 --> 00:29:10,543 ♪ No longer the case, I'm in the Oculus doing it ♪ 813 00:29:10,576 --> 00:29:12,514 ♪ Not in real life, but guys like me ♪ 814 00:29:12,547 --> 00:29:14,518 ♪ Get to having my thing, right, I'll wait and see ♪ 815 00:29:14,551 --> 00:29:16,822 ♪ In and out with the bag like I'm making their tea ♪ 816 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:18,826 ♪ These girls kiss and tell when they're kissing on me ♪ 817 00:29:18,859 --> 00:29:20,863 ‐♪ Oh, my God ♪ ‐♪ What is his dick like? ♪ 818 00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:22,099 ♪ What is his breath like? What are his soaps like? ♪ 819 00:29:22,132 --> 00:29:24,070 ♪ What is his stroke like? ♪ 820 00:29:24,103 --> 00:29:25,940 ♪ What is his acne on the back? Is it real? ♪ 821 00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:27,476 ‐♪ Is it really that cystic? ♪ ‐♪ Yes ♪ 822 00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:29,548 ♪ Had another ask me for tickets ♪ 823 00:29:29,581 --> 00:29:31,552 ♪ Like I deal with logistics, like I'm not artistic... ♪ 824 00:29:31,585 --> 00:29:35,493 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org